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8 OREGON CITY COURIER, FRIDAY, JULY 24, 1903, 1 MOTHER GOOSE JINGLES. "Milk for babes but meat for men." When a man can no more eat a man's food, but exists on a milk and cracker diet he is gone back to babyhood. He may be a big man but he has a baby's stomach. Success in life depends largely on the stomach. The man with the baby's stomach finds himself also with a baby's peevishness and perversity. He has the baby's exaggerated personal sensitive ness and jealousy. lie is an annoyance to his friends and an anxiety to his family. No man can be stronger than his stomach. A weak stomach argues a weak man. And a "weak" stomach is the common starting point of most of the so-called "weaknesses" which affect the great organs--heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, etc. How can it be otherwise when the body and all its organs are dependent on , the stomach for their nutrition ? The " weak " stomach drags the organs down with it, because being weak it is unable to convert food into nutrition, and the organs of the body being starved, of necessity become weak, as a consequence of starvation.- . Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cores diseases of the stomach and other organs of. digestion and nutrition. It makes the weak body strong in the only way physical strength can be made, which is by food, properly digested and assimilated. The cures of " weak " lungs, "weak" heart, "weak" or sluggish liver, "weak" kidneys, etc., which follow the use of "Golden Medical Discovery," are 11 due to this perfect nutrition of the body, the proof of which is the remark able gain of sound, solid flesh, which invariably marks the cure. "STOMACH TROUBLE." "About ten years Ago I began to have trouble with mv stomach," writes Mr. Wm. Connolly, of 535 Wahmt Street, Lorain, Ohio. "It got so baa that I had to lay off quite often two and three days in a week, my stomach would bloat, Mid I would belch up gas. ami was in awful di treaaatauch times. I hrivc employed and been treated by the best doctors in this city but got , no help whatever. Borne said 1 had cancer of the tttomvch, others catarrh, others dyspepsia, I have bought and tried everything I saw adver tised for dyspepsia and stuumch trouble, but continued to get worse all the time. About twelve months ago I was in such a condition that my friends had sortie fear about my recover ing, t I called a doctor4, and he found me in a very had shat. Hands and limbs were cold and dripping with cold swctit. He told me1 that I had a very bad case of chronic indigestion. I was under uU treatment uutii this opting (1H9B), but did not Improve uiiv. tw sume way or other I happened to get hold of p. vial of your 'Pelleta,' aud I thought they helped me. It was then I wrote to you fur advice. You told me that by my symptoms von thought I had liver complaint and advised the use of your 'Golden Medical Imeovery' and 1 Pleasant Pel lets' in connection. These medicines X have taken as directed, and am very happy to state that I commenced to get better from the start, aud have not lost a day this suimiuT on account of my stomach. I feel tip-top, and better than I have for ten year a." GAINED SIXTEEN POUNDS. K wan twelve years fo that I derived to much help from Dr. Pierce'a medicines," write Mm, Olive Stevi'lls, of North Harvey, Cook Co., 111. w I was aiilicted with a scrofulouH tumor iti the left aide of my neck. It wa fully aa large aa a large sized walnut, and ho painful that X could get but little sleep at nlht. I doctored with several physicians lint received uo benelit. The tumor grew rapidly aud became lufiuuied and my general health became impaired. "I grew very weak. One physician said I would be in consumption in a very short time. Our home physician said I would have to have the tumor removed, but afterward told my hus band that 1 had heart trouble and he would not dare give me chloroform or ether, bo he told me to be very careful ; gave me medicine but did me no good. 1 went to Michigait, was there three months, and while there t(Kk Or, Tierce's Golden Medical Discovery and used 'Lutfol's Solution,' as directed in your pamphlet. While away 1 gained sixteen pounds, the tumor be came smaller, and less painful, and to-dav then? U not a sign of it. 1 feel confident 1 shall nevt-l be troubled with It again. We think there is no medicine like Dr. R. V, Pierce's, aud we have recommended it to a great many who have taken It with very favoraHr results. "The 'Golden Medical Discovery' cured my neck entirely." , Dr. Pierce's Heasant Telleta cleanse and regulate the bowels. At the Run, "Oh, OMtffot Bow modi do w winr "aVtaMl If was af txperirac, I tnesB." CtU American, was sxplalaaa to her wm 9t tat mil sster tut popUf 4 tailor. , 'tTow, If John Smith had a son John Cm 1th they waU call (a a John Smith, J. Tfc father wtU I Joaa Snlth, Sr. Now. supsaatac J4 ftnKk, fcr, fca4 iaMa Jtaka SjaaiSa, mm any m toll irte what rfc rraaftsoo would kc called F Proraftly lip Went the hand of ft boy on the fftuit vent. "Well. IVMIer suid the teacher. "Ua'd be culled John Smith, sopho more, mu'arn." New York Timet, A boon to traveler, for. hiwlers Extraot of Wild Strawberry. Cliraa dysentery, dlarrhosa, raslrknsaa, nausea, pleaaautto take. I'erteetly harmless. tfoaeralaed So as to Meet the Fop ' alar Demand. "The jingles of good ' old Mother Goose, which 1 have gladdened the hearts of children through many gen erations, perhaps will live as long as the race endures, In themselves an un alterable If absurd literature," said the untamed poet. "Yet If they must re main unalterable In form why should they not be modified In spirit so far as to meet modern conditions? I contend that they should be, and with this Idea In view the following simple substi tutes" " The untamed poet left his sentence unfinished, and, his eye In a fine frenzy rolling, read as follows: Little Bo Peep had loat her sheep One day while feeling woozy. "By their soot I will trace their hiding .. place,- ' ' .' " ..' . " '.I' For they're . Pittsburg L sheep,",, said Booile. . , Hy dlfldle, diddle, the cat and the Sddle! The cow Jumped over the noon. ' v "I'm middling high," said she, "but, my. Just wait till I'm beefsteaks soon!" . Side a 'mobile to hear people squeal At fifty miles per hour; .-- Then swear In a court, for the people's s spert, - That the limit was twelve miles power. Simple Btanoa mot a pieman YelMng his waves in town, ' Bald Bhmple Wat in; "You're a l ' mao. .. n " a war btvok and sit down." laid the pieman te Simple tteaen, "Teu are a aoawy elf 1" The pieman's aaata was heavy, and SI can't sit dawn himself. my, Mary had a little lamb, With mint aauce on the side, Tby breught the bUl to Mary, "dead Lord!" she said and died, Reokaby, baby, your cradle Is green; You In the park shall be frequently seen To roll and to romp with the kids of your clan And hear the policemen yell, "Off of der grassl" Alfred J. Waterhouse In New York Times. All For the Best. ' "Yes," anld Mr. Cumrox, "my daugh ter's commencement essay was very fine." "Did you enjoy it?" 1 "I should say so. I wish I could write something like It" "You regret not having applied your self to literary pursuits?" "No. If i had I probably couldn't have afforded to give- Bthellnda the eaucation wnicn enabled ner to pro duce this masterpiece." Washington Star. Accurate to taa Letter. ' "Understand you had a fight with Jonas. How was it?" "Oh, It wasn't much of a fight Jones blustered around and threatened to thsaah me. I dared the coward to lay a hand on me, and he didn't take the dare. It wasn't much of a scrap." "Why, two or three persons told me be kicked you Into the gutter." "Well, that wasn't laying a hand on me, was It?" Kansas City Journal. Thomas Was Right. Teacher Now, Thomas, If I gave you five rabbits and then took back two how ninny rabbits would you have left? Tliomns Four, ploase, teacher. Tfuclicr Nonsense! How do you make that out? TlioimiN-House, teacher, ' 'cos I've pot another rabbit at home. Boston Globe. All Oat. "I was looking for you and your automobile yesterday on the speedway, but you weren't out, were you?" "Huh!" 1 was out three different ways. First I was out In It, then I was out of It, and when It finally truck a' tree and blew up I was out 00 It about ?000."-Put!;e Udgor. Mora ta Coins, "I'm sorry I brought you to the shore t all," exclaimed her .mother. "The Idee of your being engaged to two oaof Ben. It's shameful!" "Oh, I" don't know, ma. protested Cm rammer girl. "Give me timet I've only keen here three days." Philadel phia rrass. -.. A fraaa Faaae "Dow to Jeab doing at school?" "Splendid," answered Farmer Corp aMsel. "He's beea baaed, played foot ball and Joined two college societies, and aja't been to tbe hospital one)." Washington Mar. THE OLD RELIABLE r i i o POVDEEB Absolutely Pur THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE 1 i;v. iV- v? f s7 J3?ff I p. : U t '4 H -im it ? ' ; iIM7 For a good smoke? Then 1 to get a Recruit 5c cigar. ; When you touch the to it you'll understand why it's at the front with the great anriy of smokers TWO BANDS FROM RECRUIT CIGARS. ARE EQUAL TO ONE TAG FROM STAR TOBACCO IN SECURING PRESENTS SaVe the 'Band . .. FROM EVERY ' 'f 1 crafty. " i , Mrs. Testy I don't know how It Is, Bridget, but It 'looks as though you took pleasure In breaking dishes that cannot be duplicated, . . Bridget It's not pleasure, mum, but common sense. .. If a dish can't be duplicated, as you call it, of course you can't expect me to replace It when I have broken It Boston Transcript. A Reproof. "It strikes me that this Is about the slowest railroad In the country," said the Impatient tourist. "I knew you were going to kick," re plied the conductor genially, "as soon as you asked for a time table. You are one of these people who believe every thing they see In print." Washington Btar. The Mlstnke About That Rib. Little James loved to attend Sunday school and was always ready to an. rwer questions.' The teacher asked: "What happened to Adam's rib?" "He gave It to Eve," quickly spoke James, " 'cause he know'd there waa a mistake ladles should always be served first!' New York Times. ' CASTOR I A Tr IifaaU nd CkUixsn. Til KM Yin Kits Always Dean tXa of ' a M- Tt CUREIA COLt IN INC IAY Take Ueear Bromo Qulslae TeeMe. all raegntsorandtheaiaafylf II fail to eare. B. W. Usas1! etgaMera la en tech box. V. Summer Good 1 Latest Style Beautiful Stock Lowest Priced At tht Fair Store. See our line of laces. They are the nicest in town and the cheap est. Ladies' goods a specialty. The Fair Store mm IChalleng TAILOHSNCs COMPANY, 285-267 Washington Street e Sale Continues $100,000 Worth of fine un-callcd-for tailor-made clothing, on which dc- posits have been paid, purchased by " my Chicago buyer, Joe Godfrey, at ' I Twenty Cents on the DDollor SUITS AND OVERCOATS $20.00 un-cAlled-for, tailor-made suits and overcoats; Challenge Sale price 220 un-called-for tailor-made suits and overcoats; Challenge Sale price $25.00 and $30.00 un-called-for tailor-made suits and overcoats; Challenge Sale price $30 and $35 un-called-for suits1 and overcoots; Challenge Sale price 13.5 $40, $50 and $60 un-called-for tailor-made suits and overcoats; 11 Challenge Sale price TROUSERS $5 uncalled-for tailor-made trou . sers; Challenge Sale price 1.0 ' $7.50 uncalled-for v tailor-made ' trousers; Challenge Sale, price . 2.C0 $10 uncalled-for tailor-made trou sers; Challenge 5lt price 3.9 $12.50 uncalled-for Uilor-made trousers; Challeag Sl price 4:.CO . Any Suit or Overcoat for $15.