OREGON CITY COURIER, FRIDAY, JANUARY 9, 1903: Chaonp m Letter m n n n tt n n fSpeclal Washington Letter. DRRAH for J. R. Williams of Illinois, commonly known as "Bob!" A Republican legis lature so gerrymandered tha state as to put him Into a district Republican by 2,200 majority. Tliey thought they bad finally done for Bob, but The best laid plans o' mice an' men Gang aft agley. Just so in this case. Bob was to be .-mowed under, but Bob carried the dis trict by nearly 300. Bully for Bob! Well done, Robert! Another caper or two like that and James Robert Wll- -liams will become a presidential pos- - sibllity. He is able; he is courageous; .he is clean; he is aggressive; he lives In Illinois. Everybody will rejoice at his great victory except the defeated plotters who supposed and hoped that they were well rid of him. His tri umph shows what may be accom plished by a vigorous and well man aged campaign. Out-Heroding Herod. No wonder that Senator John C. Spooner's vocal chords gave way. It's a wonder he did not faint dead away. Ho has great reputation for wisdom, and I have exploited him somewhat for the Republican presidential nomi nation the nomination, not the elec tion, mind you but he achieved "the bad eminence" of making the most thoroughly un-Amoricnn utterance heard during the Iant campaign. He said and It is most unfortunate for his fame that he said it "If we could elect a good, strong Republican presi dent like Theodore Roosevelt and a strong Republican senate and bouse for a term of twenty years, It would be better" for the country. I believe tun 'demngoglc tear up comes too often in this country." Those be Btrange words to fall from the lips of such a man as Senator John O. Spooner of Wisconsin and shows how fast the Imperialistic Idea is making headway In this coun try. Even Alexander Hamilton, the father of the Republican party, the .great advocate of an aristocratic fea ture in our governmental system, while .he advocated life tenure for senators advocated only a seven year system for president Senator Spooner "raises' Alexander at his own game from seven to twenty for "a good, strong Repub i.llcan president like Theodore Itoose welt." Reasonable men will regret that XSenator Spooner said that. inoln AHrllrlra. Once more the utter hypocrisy of the G. 0. P., which arrogates to itself all purity and sweetness, Is Illustrated by rthe condition of affairs In little Dela ware. Through the machinations of .Hon. Gas Addlcks that state had only 'ue United States senator for two years and has bad none at ail for fhe last two years, and now Addlcks comes up again, smiling serenely, with the grim determination of having for himself a ' cat In the senate because, as he as serts, ho paid for it and Is entitled to "have it. lie makes tin more conceal ment of his boodle operations than he would of being a scrub calf In the .streets of Wilmington. Unfortunately, most unfortunately, the Democrat lack one of having a majority on Joint "ballot In the legislature. If they had elected one more man to the legislature, : they would have elected two United States senators, a chance which comes 1 to very few legislatures In this world. . Just why the Democrats do not unite with the antl-Addleks Republicans, vwho presumably are the more decent of the two factions, and elect one Dem ocrat and one Republican nobody ex cept themselves seems to know, or, If 'the anti-Aililk'ks Republicans nro hon- est In their desire to rid themselves of . Addlcks, it is hard to understand why vthoy do not assist the Democrats to elect two Democratic senators. Republican Boodle. Of course the use of boodle In elec tions Is all wrong, by whomsoever .practiced (Hint poes without saying), but just why It Is n mortal sin In Dem ocrats and a matter of Jest for Ite jmMlcrms to practice It passcth all hu man understanding. lr example, the -.Washington Tost of Nov. 5 contains 'this sipilb: ''That noise which came from the west early yesterday morn ing was caused by Hon. Charles Dick ?slamining down the covtr of his check book." Now, there Is a facetious ref ; ereuco to Republican boudllng It's ' funny in a Republican. Who Is Hon. vCtmrios Dick? lie Is tleneral Charles Dick, un Ohio Republican representa tive !n congress, chairman of the Ohio Republican state committee, the bosom -vrouy and favorite pupil of Senator Marcus A. llanna, chairman of the Republican national committee. If General Dick was slamming down the cover of his checkbook. It follows as the night the day that he had had It open to Influence the ItiuUeye voters, -and If it was necessary for. boodle to ."be used In Ohio, which Is generally considered n sure thing for the Repub 'lleaiis, It may be easily imagined what :tho Republican owners of checkbooks were doing In more doubtful states. "; Everybody Is always howling about stlie corruption of Tammany, which is 'bad enough, no doubt, but rarely is a vtord said about the corruption of Or "rhil'adelphla and "Pittsburg Republican f,jjangs, which can. give Tammany cards and spades and beat it. Why mak flesh of one and fowl of another? A Gay Deceiver. The Republican Idiots who bet on "Missouri going Republican because the Jlobe-Democrat kept on saying It Si u Features gf tin Recent Elections. . Senator Morgan's Bad Bre&k. John Barrett' i Amtuung Cheek l 'J1 4 'i 4 J't" V fr'S1 would do so are now In a frame of mind to do some more or less vigorous cussing. The Globe-Democrat based its hopes on slandering the state and the majority of her citizens, but the foul slanders reacted on the head of the Globe-Democrat and. its party. It reiterated time and again in every con ceivable form which its ingenuity could suggest that the Democrats had taken, stolen and carried away the en tire public school fund, amounting to nearly $4,500,000, when the various school districts were drawing regularly the Interest on the school funds year by year, and it takes an awful fool not to know that thieves do not nay Inter est on what they steal. Th Cts Democrat did not carry the state on platform of slander, but In all human probability it kept several thousand people from settling In the state and kept out hundreds of millions of wealth which would have been brought into' Missouri but for Its malicious charges. "It Is a dirty bird that befouls its own nest" is a saying peculiarly applicable to the Globe-Democrat. The Washing ton Post, which all along has made fun of the Globe-Democrat's prophecies of Republican victory in Missouri, says in its issue of Nov. 5, "We hasten to forward our sympathy to the valued St. Louis Globe-Democrat and suggest that perhaps some other year Missouri may go Republican." Poor old Globe Democrat! An Unnecessary Handicap. In the recent campaign Democratic nominees had to carry au unnecessary handicap by reason of the jabber of Senator John T. Morgan of Alabama to the effect that it would be a bad thing for the Democrats to have the next house of representatives. By such twaddle Senator Morgan Intentionally Increased the load of every Democratic candidate for congress. The word "In tentionally" is deliberately used, for the law presumes and Senator Morgan is a renowned lawyer that every man Intends the results which naturally and Inevitably flow from his own acts or words. Senator Morgan cannot plead Ignorance, for he Is not ignorant. ' It is very easy indeed easy as falling off a log, and a slippery log at that for a man who is just entering upon a six year terra in the senate to say that some other man of the same faith who is struggling for a two year term In the bouse and against whom no charge of lack of fitness is urged should be de feated. It is nn easy thlug to do, but a very ungracious one. What would Hon. John Tyler Morgan have thought If when he was last up for re-election to the senate the good people of Ala bama bad said, "The Democrats should not control the senate," and had there upon elected a Republican to succeed Morgan? Does anybody believe for one moment that Senator Morgan would have been enamored of that the ory? Not a bit of It He would have pawed up the earth and made the wel kin ring with his bellowing. Very much depends on whose ox is gored. The senator, having safely made a comfortable port himself, was willing to see his party brethren sink. Indeed he was willing to help sink them, for that Is precisely the effect that his dec larations bad on all who were running for congress. By what right did he assume to say that a Democratic house would be det rimental to the party? There are those by no means obscure Democrats ei therwho believe that some of Senator Morgan's utterances in the senate and out of it have been more detrimental to the party than a Democratic house would have been. How does Hon. John Tyler Morgan relish that sort of talk? The senator should poruso 'Tut Your self In Ills riace." Evidently it would do him good, and tho next time 380 Democratic candidates are lighting au uphill battle ho may at least be in duced to extend to them if not a help ing hand at least the charity of his si lence, if silence is not with him an -utter Impossibility. If he must talk dur ing n campaign, he should seek the se clusion of a primeval forest and not tho society of reporters. Then hu will do less barm. Tho President's Status. The signs of tho times Indicate that only one mau oj eminence in the Unit ed States has improved Ills status this year, and that Is President Roosevelt. He Is a much more commanding figure now thau he was when congress ad journed hi July. Then his chances of securing the nomination, to say noth ing of the election, were not more than ono out of three. Now thoy are easily two to one. He may not have a cinch on It, but hu comes very near it. A great opportunity came to him, and be seized it with resolute band, thereby saving bis party from utter rout and ruin In the eastern states. The next house is Republican because, and only because, Theodore Roosevelt settled the great anthracite coal strike, whereas his masterful great rival, Senator Mar cus A. llanna, tried to settle it and failed. It will bo amusing now to watch the Biippletepubllcau courtiers fawn upon Roosevelt the very same Republicans who In July and August were cursing him under their breath as a "marplot," "bull in the china shop," etc. "To shout with tho multitude con stitutes the wisdom of this world" Is a bit of cynical philosophy which the Re publican leaders believe in and act up on. The world shouts for Colonel Roose velt uow. likewise the Republlcau chieftains. Three mouths ao they were ipmXmiliBnoifoa'man gad W&4 bus grooming Senator Banna tor th highest office fa the world. At this time It seems that President Roosevelt has his destiny in bis own hands and unless be does something later on to1 knock the fat into the fire will be noml-1 nated. Amazing Cheek. For unadulterated and monumental gall commend us to Hon. John Barrett of Massachusetts, late minister to Sl am and now world's fair commissioner general to the effete east. He had some sort of an audience with the em peror of China, and here is the way bis secretary, Hon. Theodore Hardee, de scribes the august event to a gaping and dumfounded world: . The unprecedented honor of being In vited on the dais Itself of the Son of Heaven's throne Jo engage In personal conversation with the emperor and em press dowager of China has just been shown John Barrett, formerly American minister to Slam, now commissioner gen eral to Asia for the St. Louis world'B fair, and Minister Conger, who presented the commissioner general to their majesties on July 26. This innovation in royal pro cedure, where heretofore conservatism has made the Chinese court known as the most exclusive in the world, Is strik ingly Interesting and significant. v Not content with granting Mr. Barrett the first audience In the history of Pe king ever given to a foreign commissioner on a similar mission, the emperor and empress dowager took advantage of the occasion to ask him numerous questions about American President Roosevelt and the character and extent of the Louisiana Purchase exposition. To do this they violated all precedents and astonished the array of princes and courtiers present by requesting Commissioner Barrett and Min ister Conger to step upon the sacred throne platform itself. For ten minutes or more their majesties exchanged words with these two American representatives, while the surrounding officials looked on In apparent surprise that no harm befell them for daring to approach so near to the Son of Heaven. Their majesties an nounced that they not only would Issue an edict that China should participate in the world's fair, but would send an imperial commissioner to represent them. They specially requested Commissioner General Barrett to convey to President Roosevelt their deep appreciation of the attitude of America toward China in her troubles. That remarkable excerpt recalls Mark Twain's famous dictum, "Blessed Is the man that bloweth his own horn, lest It be not blown." The best thing tho Louisiana Purchase exposition managers could do would be to recall Commissioner General Barrett forth with and to squelch his secretary. Leze Majesty. The brilliant editor of the Washing ton Post, independent, Is liable In fact, quite likely to be i'auled up for. leze majesty or at least to be tabooed by our Anglomanlac aristocrats and land grabbers if he does not suddenly check himself In the mad career upon, which he has entered, for In a recent editorial, commenting on England's war upon "the Mad Mollah," he has the Impu dence to say this: We suppose that the whole trouble Is due to a conviction lodged somewhere In the British mind that the Mad Mollah' country and people are richly endowed with portable property of some kind. It Is a conviction which has always fired the true Briton's heart and led to violence in every part of the world In which persons and territories lay under this dark sus picion. For more than four centuries the Anglo-Saxons have been ready at all times to go forth Into the four corners of the earth at the barest mention of a divi dend in marketable plunder. They have overrun India for gold and jewels and bullied and persecuted China by way of propagating the opium trade with China; they have harried the Dutch In Africa since the beginning of the nineteenth century until the discovery of gold and diamonds twenty-five or thirty years ago, converted them Into exterminators and set In motion armies such as England has not put afloat or afoot In all her piratical career. They are the same old fierce and bloody minded spoliators that sailed forth from Scandinavia In the dark ages and ravaged every land that could not help it self. As for Somallland and the Mad Mollah we wait for further Information. May be, after all, they are worth looting. Now I submit that things are coming to a pretty pass when an American editor right under tho nose of Mr. Sec retary of State Hay is permitted to" talk In that strain about England, un der the protection of whoso, guns, ac cording to Joseph Chamberlain, we negotiated the calamitous treaty of Paris. It's misprision of treason at least. Rather Severe. Every once in awhile pome preacher takes a fall out of tho secular press, and then once In awhile some editor of a secular newspaper takes a fall out of some particular preacher. The fol lowing editorial from the New York Tress Is more or less severe: The style of Wall street preaching has changed somewhat in the Inst century and a half. Those line old fellows Payson, Whltetlcld, Wesley, Jonathan Edwards, Caldwell, Wlthorspoon and Burr (father of Aaron and founder of Princeton univer sity) stood out in the clear light of heaven and (lung the gospel Into the open board from the curbstone. They called things by their right names and saved sinners possibly. The Kev. Dr. Morgan Dlx, who has been prachlng at one end of the street for forty years, paid less at tention to lis habitues than any other clergyman In town. To all Intents and purposes he does not and never did know that such an institution as the Stock Ex change exists. No open air thunderings for him! He prefers his priestly robes in the quiet pulpit of old Trinity. Mere word of mouth would never convert a Wall street sinner. He has no time to listen to preaching. But with a glance of the eye as he hurries Hcross the street he can take In the wholo silent sermon preached by the venerable edltlce of a re ligious corporation that owns property worth in round numbers $100,000,000 on which It has never paid $1 In taxes. What sort of sermon is It? The gospel of wealth hangs Its banner on the outer wall, and the cry Is, "Still they come! We were a deeply pious community as long as the spire of Trinity pierced the sky, but since It now pierces only the upper atmosphere of n skyscraper we are grown wicked ngnln. As "amnion ascends the church descends. Ilia Theory. "Tho Highblowers are In bad odor, aren't tlioy?" "Well, they own several autotno biles." New York Life. Clubbing Bates. 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