OREGON CITY COURIER-HERALD, FRIDAY, AUGUST 15, 1902. SEPTEMBER 1st, nn The Street Parade Will Be a Pageant of Splendor PAY fir. ths? df All kinds of Sport Ball Games, Hose Races Foot Races And Races to See the Show Phone, Main 264. Oregon Shojfline AND Union Pacific HAST THE The 0. R. & N. Co. Gives the Chelco oi THREE TRAINS AIILY TWO VIA THE OREGON SHORT LINE CrOO a. m. :00 p. m. TO SALT 1 E, DEN., OMAHA, CHICAGO and KANSAS CITY. ONE VIA THE GREAT NORTHERN i:(J p.m. TO SPOKANE, MINNEAPOLIS ST. PAUL and CHICAGO. Ocean Steamers leave Portland everv 5 Days for $3AN FRANCSCO Boats leaves Portland dsily for Willam ette and Columbia River Points. Monthly Steamers to China and Japan, Tor full information call on or address nearest O. R. N. Ticket Agent, or axMress A. L.CRAIfl, O.P. A., Portland, Oregon GO EAST VIA i Only transcontinental line v paasiDR directly through Salt Lake City, Leadsille, Fneblo, Colorado Springs and Denver. Three splendidly epuipped trains dailv to all ooJnts East. Through Sleeping and Dining Cars and Free Reclining Chair Cars. The moat masnificent scenery In America bv daylight. Stop overs allowed on all classes of tickets. For cheapest rates acid descriptive literature address J. D. HAN5F1ELD, General Agent, 24 T hiid Siifet, Pcrlprd, Onfd The Dalles, Portland and Astoria Navigation Co.'s Strs. Regulator & Dalles City Dally (except Sunday) between The Dalles, t Hood River, Cascade Locks, Vancouver and Portland Touching at war points on both sides of the Columbia river. Both of tli toT Hi-annrs have retn re nl and arc in xcclltct fl.nl fur the si atop ofl 00 The KegnlHinr I.lur will cudeuvur to Rivt-lU-patrons the best service possible. For Com Tort, Economy and Pleasure travel by the steamers of The Regulator Line. The above stenmors ltf.ve Port'nrd7a Hi. an Dalles at 8 a. m.,nnd arrive at destination in amp time for ongoing trains. Portltnd Otlice, The Dalles Office Oak St. Dock. Court Street. A. C. AI.LATTAY c u i it; m PUTNAM FADELESS, DYE arc fast to sun ligh washing and rubbing. Sold by C G. Huntlcv ASTORIA & C0LMBIA ! RIVER RAILROAD CO.! LEAVES DKroi Fifth at.d I Srs,, POBTtND , ARRIVES For Maygers, Rainier, 'Matsltanie, Vv'eBtnort, Clifton, Astoria, War renton, Flvel, Hmm mofid, Port Stevens, Goarliart Park, Seaside, Astoria and Seashore Esproes, Daily. AstoTia Kxprcss, Daily. Astoria ExpreR, Pally, express Saturday, 8:00 A.M. 11:10 A. M. 7:00 P. M. 9-.40 P. K, 2:30 P. M Portland-Seaside 'Express witurdiny-only. Ticket Office, 255 Morrison St. and Union Depot. J. C. Mayo, Gen. PanB. Agt.. Astoria, Ore. PORTLAND-ASTORIA ROUTE STR. BAILEY GATZRT Daily Eornid Trips, except Sunday T1WIE CARD Leave Portland 7 A. W Leave Astoria 7 V. M THE DAUES-PORTULKB RtUTE STBS. TAHOIiA nnd WKTLAKO Dally Trips EKceWiSiinday STR. TAHONA Lesve Portland., Mon., Wed. mid fri 7 A.'M.' Leave The DaHes, Tues., Thurs aui Set-,'? A. M. STR. METLAKO Leave Portland. Tuea , 'l-htirs. hhiI Sat. 1 A. U Leave DaHes, Mon., Wed. and Fri .7 A. M Landing, 'Foot Airier ;Tet BOTH PHONOS, MAIN SOI PlrTLAli&, 0ll!aiH AGENTS John M.Filloon The Dallas, Ore. A. J. Taylor Astoria, Ore. J. J. Luckey... . . . ..Hood Rivw. Ore. Wohoid fc Wye re. 'White Salmon, Wash. J. 0. Wyatt .... Vancouver, Wash. R. B. Gilbreth Lyle, Wash. John M. Totton Stevenson, Wash. Henry Olmstead Carson, Wash. Wm. Butler P.utler, Wash. E. W. CR1CHTON, PORTLAND, ORE. TO " RYETAB" Whiskey Beans. Something absolutely new am! with wlik'h wo have experi mented for yearn. One Itoan makes one glues Ar tificial Whiskey (Hyo or Bour bon six beiins to the pint. Just the tiling if or travelers, and convenient lur picnios, excur sions, etc Contains il the virtuo of the best whiskies without the dele terious effect. Made from the pure vegetable -matter, and guar anteed to contain no poisonous or narcotic drugs of any descrip tion. If a beverage Is not desired, a Bean may oetakawin the mouth without watr, nnd the mont ex hilerating effect will be expert enoed. Box of 12 Beans, 50c The Beans retail at 10 cents each, and can be procured from any druggist, fancy grocer or first-class bar. For ale on din ing cars. One box sent post-paid on re ceipt of 50 cents. Ginseng Distilling Co. Distillers of Rye and Bourbon Whiskies, ST. LOUIS, - - MO. A Letts F om Litchfield, Neb. Thomas Clancy, of Litchfield, Neb., wrote us a few weeks ago about hiB ex perience with Dr, Gunn's Blood and Nerve Tonic. As his case may be simi lar to others it naturally would be ot interest to them to know the result of his test. He had been haunted for years with a gradual growing weakness until he was reduced to almost a shadow. His comolexion was pallow and pimply, had dizzy and sinking spells, with loss of memory and ambition. Always felt tired and outdone, suffered greatly with nervousness, and felt that his heart's action whs weaa. ins digestion was so poor his system received no nutriment. He says he commenced the use of this Tonic, taking one tablet after each meal. He did not notice much change afler using one box only he enjoyed his meals tietter, still he kept on until he had used six boxes. He used the last box more than six months ago. When he stonned the use of Tonic he weighed 28 pounds more than he did when lie commenced, Has not been fick a day since, and is well in both mind and loJy. Dr. Gunn's Blood & Nerve Tonic is the beet medi cine in the world for pale, weak or sick ly women. Sold by all druggists for 75 ce.n per . or ui uv man on receipt iTi, Z'pSS r : ui v , m- . , v u U , iiiiauti I'llia, i a. X Or sale by Charman & Co , Druggists. All Unions WILL UNITE TO CELEBRATE: ninnn mbitmmii imm mniiinuwmllrKvi& NEWS OF THE WEEK. j j Wednesday. August 13. . ' InstirffRnts rinntnrflrl h citv nf Ranw.' lona, Venezuela, and sacked it. Stores and foreign consulates were pillaged. At Manila, Jufige Ambler has decided that trial by jury does not follow the (Bag until congress so declares. In New Yorii city, RevC S Dennis, an evangeliat, is in jail for interruptm his prayer at a Diiseion on Saturday night to rush out and throw a burning gasoline lamp at a boy annoying him, TIks boy was woefullrburned. At Lexington, Mo , a white man and a n, gro were banged on the fame tri-e for murdering a wealthy farmer who 'Cftught.thetu stealing his chickene. 1 At St. Petersbm-g, last n'wH, there were two attempt" to aseaesinale high governinect oinciais. As remit of Dr Herael's mission to the Sultan of Turkey, the Jews will become owners of Jerusalem. In the neighborhood of 200 rustlers are running off stock in the sparelv set tied Okanogan region, Northern Wash ington. The steHmer Kaiser Wilhelm III launciiea at Stettin, uermaw. 'today', ih tthe bigt"-t ship in the world, being,707 leet Ioiik. Preside. ,t Roosevelt will cil! thn iTH3 senate it ex'ra t-essiim in November to consider n ciprocity. The fftnke of the ,al irciners aloaig the WeetilVnneylvMiiiaUailroadis atx-ni Bettled an President John Mitchell shvb 'he is confident tliat live etrikers in the anthracite leUiti wi 1 win. The ship-buildingtMist has acquired a number of large ship-yards. It will c m pete for patronage with the ship-builders of Europe. It has also 'bought the Union Iron Wor.ks at Sun Francisco, -y The G A R and Wonien's'Relief Corjis of Oregon hold l-'th annual reunion at Pleasant Home camp ground. The Enelish colonial office is making prepartiiins to honor the Boer generals, Botha, Dewet and Delary, wtho will ar rive fioni South Africa, on Saturday. In iRussia, a revolutionary soci ty, 12,000 strong, with ample means and t!e spirit of of sacrifice, is making efforts to liberalize the empire. To get entrance to Portlandthe North ern Pacific, at a cost of $3,060,000, will bridge the Colembia and the Willam ette andtiunnel the peninsula between the two rivers. The cholera prevails in Japan. The Grand Lodge of Elks convenes at Bait Lake. Linn county, Or., will publish over 75.000 booklets to advertise its resources. Whence came that sprightly step, faultless skin, rich, rosy complexion, smiling face? She looks good, feels good. Here's her secret. She uses Dr. King's New Life Pills. Result: All organs active, digestion good, no headaches, no chance for "blues." Try them your Belf Only 25e at G. A. Harding's. : Smith's Dandruff Pomade stops itching scalp upon application, three to bix removes all dandruff and will stop falling 'hair. Price 50c, at all druggists. , 1 v Is S. B. Catarrh Cure, which positively cures pains in the back, loins or groins, swelling of the limbs, frequent desire to pass water, scanty, turbid urine sedi ments in the urine resembling brick dust and gravel in the bladder, all of which leads to Bright's disease. For sale by all druggists. Bool; on catarrh free. Address Smith Bros., Fresno, Oal. Henry L. Shattuck, of Shellsburg, Iowa, was cured of a stomach trouble with which he had been afllicted for years, by four boxes of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. He hail previously tried many other remedies and a number of physicians without re lief. For sale by G. A. Harding. A Cue ' ";'e? "Last May," ears Mrs. Curtis Baker. of Bookwalter, Ohio, "an infant child of -our neighbor's was t uflVnng from chul-1 era infantum. The doctor had given up I all hopes of recovery. I took a bottle of j Chamberlain'B Cholic, Cholera and Di arrhoea Remedy to the house, telling them that I felt sure it would do good if : ned according to directions. In two, days' time the child had fully recovered, ami is now (nearly a year since) a vig- ! j orou9 healthy girl 1 have recom- frequently and I landed this remedy have never known it to fail in a tingle I instance." For sale by G. A. Harding, j Address J. H. MXJSIG AT- HOME Here is an Offer from Eiler's Piano House Ten Dollars judiciously expended 'be lore September lotn win creat a new epoch for you in your home life. It wil bring mm ic into it and make it some tiling very dterent from what it has btien without a piano. Ten dollars 'Will iiive you the refining influence, the -ines timable pleasure of nmeic Ail you need to uo is to write 's or come to our store and make a selection of a large and varied stock of fine pianos, pay us ten dollars and the instrument will be delivered free to any railroad station or boat landing in O'egon or 'Southwest Washington. The balaneet Well, the . amount to be paid is so small each month that you will never miss it, and before you know it the piano will be fully paid lor yminown property. When yoti know that we guarantee every piano that we sell: that we can af ford lo handle only t, od pianos, you will realise that this is ai, xcfpti-onal oppor tunity for you . if jon need a piano, and every famKy needs a piuno Ton owe it to your yourself, to your wife, to your children. The piano that we cell for $10 cash and the balance in eacy monthly installments is easily worth $f00 00 more than we ask for it. The regular price of this instru ment elsewhere is $;!25.00, but we are sell ing it until September 15th for as little as .$227.00 because e must make room for our extensive fall shipments. Only G- of these instruments are to be -sold at the above rate, so if you want one you must act quickly. The piano is a really fine instrument a id a genuine bargain, not a Bo-called cheap piano. We have cheap pianos from $127.00 to $185 00. Remember that this offer expiree Sep tember loth. EILERS PIANO HOUSE, 351 Washington Street, opp. Cordray's Theatre, Portland, Oregon. Four Stores: Portland, San Francisco, Spokane and Sacramento. When there is a feeling that the heart or lungs, blood or liver, brain or nerves are diseased, at once commence to doe tor the Btomach. That is the founda tion of the trouble in 90 cases out of every 100, Commence to regulate the di gestive organs, get them in healthy orkingcondition,and the other troubles will leave of themselves. Disases which have their beginning in the Stom ach must be cured through the stomach. The medicine for stomach disorders and half the ills of life, is Dr. Gunn'B Improved Liver Pills. These pills put all the digestive organs in good condi tions so that disease has uo basis to work upon. They are sold by all drug, gists for 25 cents per box. One pill is a dose. We will Bend a box post-paid, on receipt of 25 cents or to anybody who wants to try them we will send 2 pills tree, isend name and ail iress to Dr. Gtinn, Philada., Pa. For sale by Char man 4 Co., Druggists. Twice in hospital, F. A. Gulledge, Verbena, Ala., paid a vast sum to doc tors to cure a severe case of piles, caui ing 24 tumors. When all failed, Buck len's Arnica Salve soon cured him. Sub dues inflsmmation, conquers aches, kills pains. Best salve in the world. 25 at U. A. Harding's drug store. PANS Fi r 20 years I had been a sufferer f om bronchial troubles accompanied with a hacking cough. I at times suffered from extreme nervous prosA tration. About four years ago 1 be gan taking Ripans Tabules, arid since then I have used them pretty con stantly. I rarely retire at nigra with out taking my Tabule, and I find they keep my digestive organs (which nat. urally are weak) in good order, and they also allay my tendency to ner vousness and make me Bleep. . , AtdniKirM. The Fiie-Cent oaeltet la enough for an or dinary oeaswlun. The family bottle. 60 cents, contains a supply for year. Prizes Will Be Hung Up In All Departments . . , All Business Houses Will Be Represented Howard, Manager, Box AS IT WILL BE. Thereis X.ucy and Gertie anfl Altes And Tommy and Willie una Sue, They 'all want to go to the seashorei Oh, what can a poor fellow do? iflhe season is swiftly approaching When papa must make up his mind: A8 yet, of just one thing he's certain j That he'll have to linger behind 1 1 For there it no room at the seashora For him who's providing the cash: He'll have to stay home with his business' And see to annexing the trash. And when they have tipped nil the waiters And scattered bright shekels yalore Tom, Bill. Sue, Gert, -Alice and L'.K Will wire, collect, for seme motel For aJchange and a rest they'll be golnp, But we know away down in our breast That the change will all ro to me waiters And the landlord will gobble the rest! YetX.ucy and Gertie end Alice And Tommy and Willie and e. They all want to go to t'.ic 8f:is".;ore. Ami what caA a poor follow o? Baltimore News. rienty of Feed. "Chickens are going higher In price," said Mrs. Tellit as she read the market column in the narer. ' "Chickens?" asked Mr. Telllt. "Yes, the meat trust now controls the supply of fowls nnd Is raising the price every day." "Well, the rapacious greed of these soulless corporations must be checked.. There Isn't any earthly excuse for Charging high prices for chickens at this time of the year." "But the pnper says the meat trust assigns as a reason the scarcity of feed for ttie fovis." "'Scarcity of feed? Isn't everybody fn tills country planting flower seed right new?" -Baltimore American. Appcnranees. Customer (looking at photo) Who Is this serious, intellectual looking gentle man with the eyeglasses and surround ed by all the books? riiotogrnpher That, sir, Is a portrait of Bill Dubbs, the famous comic opera comedian. Customer Ah, I see; and over there you have a picture of him In a tramp makeup? Photographer Not nt all, sir; that is a photograph of Professor Thlnkdeep, the celebrated biologist Jewish Mes senger. Nipped In th rjnd, "What Is the difference?" queried the exchange editor, "between a blissful Benedict and an agitated geographer?" "One Is happy though married, and the other is mnppy though harried," responded the Information editor, and there would have been further trouble right away had not the office boy come In with the announcement that It was time to begin packing things for mov ing. Chicago Tribune. Father Another foolish question nnd you go to bed. WUIle But this ain't foolish! I only want to know what holds the sky up an' why ducks don't bnrk, and If New York Jourm;!. ((noMloil Still Open. "Talk nliout opals being unlucky Cootie, 1 wis wdiring mi opal pi' night I pi-fioH"d to Ml.-'H Kerlllp. '.V i.'.O she accepu-ii me!" "Yes (pti!T), hut lint's that got t-- 'lo (puff, puITi with t!ie iiti'Kt!;;n of being unlucky?" CLii:iii4'i Tribune. Suppressed. 374, Oregon City A Demand hot Transparency. "At this paint," 'said the author, "the plot thickens." "Don't let it do thnt!" protested tfc? mannger. "Thin it out. If there's &i!C thing that annoys the public, it's a plot that can't be seen through at a glancei: Washington Slur. j Vlmt It's NCominsr To. Can It he possible that It is coming to tills, after nil: "Who made the earth?" "God." "Who owns the car. b?"' "Morgiui!"-Atkiitti Constitution. ; In Her Line. Maggie Maine's stuck up 'cause she's' a pingiiong ohnmpc. n. Lizxio Hut!'; !. No wonder she cartft flay pingpoiv , sl,t:;:s sinkers in a quick lunch r s ir. nui;. -Judge. He So you won't kiss and make up? She Well, 1 w. n't make up. Life. A We WlHh It AVcre. . De flshln' worm goes walkln' When de mm begins to shine, An' de fish he seeris a-Valtin' For to dangle on do line. An' you kind of reels a-hongry Foh jes' some sech a dish; Now, what was tumim r made foh If It wasn't made to tish? De willows is n-lnitt-hln' At delr shadows In u erickr - " De water Is complain 'n' 'Cause It has to mo e so quick; De grass it makes a pillow So Invltln' by de stream; Now, what were . . ummor mnde foh If It wasn't made to dream? Wpshincton Star. STOPS THE COItflll AND WORKS OFl' TIIK COLD. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a mid in one day, No cure no pay. PriiO 25 cents. t ..' a wjS am miyw M k. t tf:'.:.VIf.".J4Akl A 9o A t- ( florodora " bauds w cf tamt valut as tags from " STAR," " HOFSS SY05." SPBA RHEA D,""STANDARD NAVY," j " CLD PEACH & HONEY," , ij "ZAWLOG," "OLE VARCINY or "MASTER WORKMAN" Tobacco. Til K : ! v-f If JL a. ' ' .' I M ... r h At 0 strut storrs. 25 Pi