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OREGON CITY COURIER-HERALD, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1899. ftl.Qft BUYS A $3.50 SUIT E5 t(H0 1'KLKBKATKU "NKVKKnltAKOtT" 1M)1 hl-K FIKCB liNhK PANTS SUITS AT $1,98. A HEW SUIT FREE fOH ANT Or THESE SUITS .WHICH DON'T GIVE SATISFACTORY WEAR, SEND HO mUNET cuiini,a. ouiuiiu send to ub, atata age of boy and Bay whether large or email forage and we will Bend you the suit by express, O. O. D. subject to ex ainlnatlon. ou ran examine It at your express office and If found perfectly tatis factory and equal to aulla aoltl la jour town for $,50, nay your express agent our Special Offer Price, tM.ttH, and express charges. THESE KNEE PANT SUITS are for boyB 4 to If. vpi.ru ot aire and are retailed ewfwher at 1 91.60. Made With DOIJBLK SKAT and KNKtS, lamt IwOO iijie uiniir.e, rih irom pedal heavy welghl, wear-mlfUuf , all woo! HiantfinCaMlmere. neat, handsome nattern. fine Italian linlntf, genuine Grajdon lolerllnlng, jtftdtliitK, ()ln and relnforfllnfft kUk and linen wwlntf, flneUllor made tbroucliout, a milt any boy or parent would be proud of. IOH FKKK CLOTH bAISPLKB or Bay.' Clothing for buftt 4 to 10 VICARS, write Tor Sample Book No. 9(K, contains fashion plates, tape measure and fulllnBtructlons how to order. Men's Suits made to order from 5.00 up Sam ples sent free on application. AddreBB, SEARS, ROEBUCK & CO. (Inc.), Chicago, III. the an, Bocbuek Co. are taoroofhlj reliable. -lull tor.) COUNTY OFFICERS. Juilcre . T. F. Ryan Clerk of Court Elmer Dixon Sheriff J. J. Cooke Becorder T. P. Randall Treasurer Jacob Shade Assessor Kit Williams School Superintendent N. W. Bowland Surveyor Ernest Bands Coroner M. C. Strickland . , I S. F. Marks Commissioners jr. Morton I R.Scott. Deputv Clerk E. H. Cooper " Sheriff J.E.Jack " Recorder Ed. Dedman " Sunerintendent .-.Mrs. G. M. Strange " Assessor J.Q. Porter County Court meet, on first Wednesday after firs Honday of every month. Probate Court meets on first. Monday of every month . Circuit Court meets on third Monday In Aprlland trst Monday In November OREGON CITY OFFICEES. Mayor P. D- Latourette Keoorder Bruce C. Curry m.i. r PoIIm 0. K. Burns Treasurer H. B. Straight Oitv Attornev A. 8. Dresser n..mmi..lAn '.....T. C. Bradley Mrt of Water Works W.H. Howell City Engineer. .. .......... H. H Johnson Conn cIlmen-R. Koerner. J. W. Powell, Frank HUanh and o. Hfhnal.fll of First Ward; E. E, C arman, 0. 8. Huntley, A. W. Mllln and Fred Mlznerof Seccnl Ward. Council meetsflrst Wednesday of each month. Hi. SEND 50 CENTS JV to ii with this nil wo will Vlh tumcl von our He I e bra led La BKHI'A UU1TAR br f express C. 0. !., autjoet to exauluailua. It 1b a genuine La BerU Aaterleu maae instrument 01 great oeauiy, perieot rwcwwu suum, iRbly polished. Handsomely Inlaid aronnd Bound hole and Inlaid-stripe (a back, celluloid bound top edge. Fingerboard accurately fretted with rained freta. Inlaid poor) position dota, American ade patent hrad. andflneot nlekelplatedlallpleee. kl REOUUR 18.00 GUITAR, powerful ana sweet jtoneu, iurnittnea complete wim an extra m I ir Deal quauij aieei .innga ana n varnam mruc- f ilon book which teaches anyone how to play. KXA9I1NK THK UU1TAK at your expreaa omen and If found exactly aB represented and thO grealeal bargain yon ever aaw or heard of pay the express atfent S3. 63 0. or tlt.lft and eipreta ohargea and the com plete outfit Is yours. Satisfaction guar anteed or money refunded in full. snrnim nnruiiiu nrcco With every order ae- orcbim. rncniiuiw urrt.ii. compftniea by $U cash in full we will give a Lettered Ungerboard Chart. It is an accurate guide, having all notes, with sharps and flats In full view, and can be easily adjusted to any guitar without changing the instrument. With the use of the lettered fingerboard anyone can learn to play without the aid of a teacher. Write for free musical Instrument and piano and organ catalogue. Kwythlng at lowest wholettale prleee. Address, SEARS, ROEBUCK & CO., CHICAGO (bean, ttootmek Co. an tkanjughlj relLbie. tdllor.) EAST AND SOUTH . VIA The Shasta Route OF THE SOUTHERN PACIFIC 10. " "Express Trains Leave Portland Daily. South. 6:00 P.M. 7:52 p.m. 7:4!a.m. 5:00 p.m. 7:05 P.M. 8:40 A.M. 8:15 p.m. 7:00 a.m. 8:15 p.m. 4:15 p.m. 7:55 A.M. 1 "I I North. Lv Portland Ar 9:16a. Lv OregonCity Lv 8:35a. k Ar Sau Francisco Lv 8:05 p. Ar Ogden Ar 1:10 P.M Ar Denver Lv 6:46 P.M Ar Omuha Ar 8:60 A.M Ar Chicago Lv 6:80 A.M Ar Los Angeles Ar 9:25 p.m Ar Kl Paso Ar 2:35 P.M Ar Fort Worth Ar 8:40 A.M Ar New Orleans Ar 8:40 p M DINING CARS, OBSERVATION CARS. Pullman First class and Tourist Cars attaohed to all through trains. ROSEBUKO MAIL DAILY. . 8:80a.m. . Lv Portland Ar4:80p.M 9:20a.m. Lt OregonCity Lv 8:84p.m 6:20P. M. I Ar Roseburg Lv 7:8 am OOBVALLIS MAIL DAILY (EXCEPT SUNDAY.) 7:80 A.M. ILv Portland Ar5:50P.M 11:55 A.M. Ar Coryalln Lvl:20P.M At Albany and Corvalils connect with train u uregon venirai at uasiern K. a. INDEPENDENCE PASSENGER DAILT (EXCEPT BDNDAY.I 4:50P. M. 7.80P.M. 8:30 P. M. Lv Ar Ar Portland McMlnnvllle Independence At Lv Lv 8:25 A. M 5:60 A.M 4:50 A.M Jlrect connection at San Francisco with Steamship Lines for Hawaii, Japan, China, the Philippines and Australia. For through tickets and rates call on or address E. E. BOID, Agent, Oregon City K.KOEHLER. C. H. MARKHAM, Manager, G. F. & P. Agent Portland, Or. Portland, Or. FT iilo SXPABt roa TIME SCHEDULES Frtsj Port and. Arrive from Tut itop.m. Salt Lake, Denver, Fast Mall. :4Ap. m. Ft worth. Omaha, Kansas City, St Louis, Chicago, i i. . - auv LM. an WaU Walla, Spo-I Bpokan . L"rw l:Hi.B 'lT.r Ifc'tim. man., fit Chicu kant, Ninneapo- 8t Paul, Do- MiiwauiM. 'bicafO and JCaai CMnSttanihlpl 4:00.m. rrta ramiiie. HWl very five 4 at. CehmMt Mvw SUmnm. 4.Mp.m. Ix. Sunday Taturda? MiWMik. ITe Astoria n4 Way UHUk WfUQnYwKQ E.11aaay BttBdv k)rtti City, Jfew b.Balik War MIUUBfl. WKtamitfit v4 Yaa. :10 p.m. Hon.. Wad. atadrrl. klU lima. Omi an City, too, Waf 11. Wntaawttl that. i;M .m. Tne., Thar Tgjw; Corral- Ad Bat. War bbo- UJUpute 2:30 a.m. BIpuiBtoUwiitoB (tally . DOIALD80N, AfUit, OrafOB City. W. H, HURLBURT, OmwiI rBNcr Airat Portland, Or. I I Joseph Kuerten's I Bakery and Confectionery $ Fine Bread, Pies, Calces, Cookies, Etc. j Fresh Every Day I Special Attention Given to Private Parties t Seventh St. peIopS;esS24 Oregon City, Ore. F. II. CROSS, DEALER IN First-Class Hand or Machine Made Harness Shoe Repairing a Specialty. Semi-Annual Report of the County Clerk Of Clackamas County, State of Oregon, showing the amount and number of claims allowed, by the County Court of said county, for what allowed, amount of warrant draw.., and amount of warrants outstanding and unpaid, from the 1st day of April 1899, to the 30th day of September, 1899, both inclusive. ON YVflAT ACCOUNT Road and bridge Pauper Criminal account Circuit Court " ' Justice " Stationery Court house and Jail Clerk and help Sheriff, help and board of prisoners Recorder and help School superintendent Treasurer and help .-y Assessor and help County judge Commissioners Coroner Surveyor Bailiffs Circuit Court District attornev Reporter Circuit Court Insane Jury.oircult court Bounty on wild animals Armory rent Indigent soldiers Boys and Girls Aid Society Printing Probate Robato Crittenden Relief Home for Women Tax Rebate Roadmaster County physician Bochman vs. County, judgment Toedtmier vs. County, judgment Teachers examinations Reform school Total amount claims Outstanding unpaid County warron Is on the SOtli Estimated interest accrued thereon.... Total amount of unpaid County STATE OF OREGON, J' County of Clackamas, I, Elmer Dixon, County Clerk of the County of Clackamas, State of Oregon, do hereby certify that the foregoing is a true and correct statement of the number and amount of claims allowed by the County Court of said County for the six months ending on the 3uth day of Sept.,! 1899, on what account the same were allowed, and the amount of warrants drawn, and the amount of warrants outstanding and unpaid as the same appears upon the records of my office and in my official custody. Witness m; hand and the seal of the County Court of said County this 10th day of October, A. D. 1899. (Seal) r ELMER DIXON, County Clerk By E. H. COOPER, Deputy Semi-Annual Summary Statement Of Hie Finaucial Condition of the County of Clackamas, In the State of Oregon, on the 30th day of September, A. D. 1899. LIABILITIES To war-ants drawn on the County Treasurer, and To estimated amount of Interest accrued thereon Total Liabilities.. RESOURCES Bv fund in hands of County Treasurer applicable Ijy 1UUUB III UHUUfi UI KAIU 111 J OlICl 111 a,J,Jilv.d vjic By estimated unpaid current taxes applicable uy uncouectea uii nent, ic.'r .i it i. 1896. 18U5. Ibll4 Total Recourses, exolusive of County property.. Total' Indebtedness of County. Total Resources Net Indebtedness tsr-Job Printing at the Zr- Coirier-Hsra!! WM I Ml 1 W eft ti& I M 44 t .f 12-inch barrel, weight 4 pounds. Carefully bored and tested. For J2, 5 and .32 rim-fire cartridges. No. 17. Plain Open Sights, $6,001 No. 18. Target Sights, $8.50 1 Ask your dealer for the FAVO RITE. If he doesn't keep it wa will send, prepaid, on receipt of price. Send stamp for complete cata logue showing our full line, with val uable information regarding rifles and ammunition in general. I J. STEYENS ABMS AND TOOL CO. a P.O. Box ma CHICOPEE PALLS, MASS. R. H. Tabor Laa been anrnirlcH innl or the Albany nurseries .and thoEe Lo can not wait till he .'calls can addieee Boxl32. Oregon City and fget litee at nee. JJsat stock Tonlr. It "Takes Down." Harnessmaker Keventh Street, Opp. Ar OREGON O. V. W. Hair GITS', OREGON Amount of claims allowed and ALLOWED warrants drawn I 8,2 2,158 12 oi w 754 01 (138 97 485 06 1,300 00 1,90 65 1,065 00 761 32 626 01 2,360 08 m 00 383 15 280 90 54 00 189 00 10 40 160 00 63 50 489 20 4 00 150 00 61 45 61 20 842 40 7 50 18 75 139 70 216 00 50 00 871 40 105 011 100 00 24 80 allowed and drawn S 24,157 93 day of September, 1899. . $ 122,243 m 17,060 07 warrants with Interest. I 139,304 03 AMOUNT outstanding and unpaid 122,243 96 17,060 07 t 139,204 I to the paymeotof County warrants $ 14,199 65 5,000 00 6,n2 31 8,958 27 3,W1 43 1,745 25 ivi .m ya; iut...v v. wui.vj ... . a i. vo to the payment of County warrauta . I 85,726 91 I 189,204 03 85,726 91 I 103,477 12 ( jacob schatz Harnessmaker and Repairer Cor. Main and 11th St., Oregon City E. I. SIAS ' Watchmaker and Jeweler PoBtoffice Building CAN BY - - OREGON J. H. G RAMAN Choice Confections, Cigars and Tobacco P. O. Building, CANBY, Ore. KA VrAaVatf EXPEfelENCI Tmdc Maris Debionb ''run CoatVauatrrai aVa. EAqyoM B tMj tad aewsrtMtaa Buy nadoali rob.lly rUhWCmmZieZ Scientific Jlarfcan. j a i Sovcn Sutherland Sisters HAIR GROWER should bs used by every wuuiau, man ana cniia ae siring a rich, soft, lustrous appearance of the hair. It furnishes Just the right stimulation to the hair bulbs and encourages the natural flow of hair moist ure. It Ttreventa dandruff a, and premature gray hairs. it is uie mosi reiresnmg, cooling and invigorating dressing that can be ob tained. If yourdealer cannot sup ply you, write to us and we will see to it that you are supplied. Seven Sutherland Sisters 18 Desbrosses Street, New York City. MARKET REPORTS. ' PORTLAND. - v ' (Corrected on Thursday.) Flour Best $3 003.25; graham $2.65. Wheat Walla Walla 5758c; valley 57c59; blueetone 60c. Oats White 3435c; gray 32 33c. Barley Feed $17 J brewing $ 18 19. Millstuffs Bran $17; middlings $22; shorts $18; chop $16. Hay Timothy $91 ; clover, 78; Oregon wild $7. Butter Fancy creamery 60c ; sec onds 4045c; dairy, 3542c; stora, 2532c. Eggs 22 l-2c Poultry Mixed chickens $3.004.50; hens $4.005 ; springs $23 25 ; geese, $56; ducks $57; live turkeys 12 13c; dressed, 1416c. Che-se Full cream 12c per pound ; Yountt America 14c. Potatoes 50 and 60 cents per sack. Vegetables Beets $1; turnips 90c per sack ; garlic 7c per lb j cabbage $1.50 2.00 per 100 pounds; cauliflower 75c per dozen ; parsnips 75c per sack ; celery 7075c per dozen; asparagus 67c; peas 34c per pound. Dried fruitApples evaporated 78 ; sun-dried sacks or boxes 45c; pears sun and evaporated 56c; pitless plums 45fcC.; Italian prunes 35c; extra silver choice 5($. OREGON CITY. Corrected on Thursday. Wheat,' wagon, 51. , Oats, 32. ' ' ' Potatoes, 45 cents per sack. Eggs, 20c to 23 per dozen. Butter, 30 to 45 per roll. Onions, red, 85c to $1 00 pet sack; yellow, $1 to $1.25. . Dried apples, 5 to 6c per pound. Dried prunes Italians, 4c ; petite and German, 3c. EVE OF A BATTLE. Boers and British May Come Together Today. Camp GLBNC0K,'Natal, Oct. 19, 3 P. M. The Boer scouts have been sighted at Hattingspruit, seven miles from the British camp, and an engagement is im minent. Ladysmitii, Oct. 19. lt is slated that the enemy's scouts are almost in touch with the outposts at Glencoe. The Bo ers ore working around both sides with the idea of getting south of Ladysmith and attacking in force, with the co-operation of Commander-General Joubert. Ladysmith, Oct. 19, 5 :05 P. M. The British eavalry patrol have been in ac tion at Atonhomes and Chester's sta tion since midday, and the . action is still in progress. A number of casual ties have been reported. Supporters are leaving the camp and expect to fight to morrow. An official note published here says : A Free State commando commenced actual hostilities. The Free State has thus taken upon itself the responsibility ql beginning war and and cannot here after pose as the injured party." (The Ladysmith dispatches and the Camp Glencoe dispatch refer to different Boer forces, the Glencoe advices refer ring to the Boers who are Invading from Laing's Nek, and the Ladysmith dis patches to the Free State forces advanc ing through Van Reegan'i Pass to Bes station, and the Free-Staters invading over the Tintwa Pass to Actonhomes.) 6UMM0NS. In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Clackamas. George H. Carr, Plaintiff, Vi. Arlena Carr, Defendant. 1ft I" J M mm To Arlena Carr, defendant; In the name of the atat of Oregon, you are hereby required to appear and answer the com plaint filed against you la the above entitled suit on or before the 1st day of December, 189, that being the time prescribed In the order far the publication of this summons, the date of the Drat publication of this summons being on the itOth day of October, 1899; and If yoa fall to so ap pear and answer, the plaintiff herein will apply to tbe said court for the relief prayed for In hi complaint, to-witi a decree dlaiolvlng the mar riage contract now existing between yoa and the plaintiff herein, and for such other and further relief as to the court nay seem equitabl. and proper. I. This summons to pubilibtd by order of the Hon. Thoa. F. Ryan, Judge of tbe county court of tbe state of Oregon, for Clackamas county, dated and entered oa tbe 18th day of October, 1899. IRA JOKES, i . . Atteraey tot PlalaUff; Maple Lane. Jack Frost made his presence known among us last week, viz: by nipping our fingers and nose, and by killing the pumpkin, tomato and grape vines. He comes, he comes, the Frost spirit comes! Let us meet him as we may, And turn with the light of the parlor fire His evil power away ; And gather closer the circle round, When that firelight dances high, And laughs at the shriek of the baSled friend - As his sounding wing goes by. Mrs. Elsie Blood returned last Wed nesday to her home in Yamhill county, after a stay of two months with her mother, Mrs. Brayton. Mrs.Gerber is the proud possessor of a new sewing machine. Mr. Nitnan lias rented the Bengston place across the creek, and expects to move soon. Mrs. Shortlenge walked to town Fri day. E. M. Ward has purchased a new saw ing machine and is sawing wood for Mr. Schnoer. Mrs. Qibbs and Tommy went over to their other place and gathered in their crop of pop corn and tomatoes Friday last. Mr. and Mrs. Mautz and danghter, Mrs. Matt'e Hyatt, went to Portland Saturday to attend the exposition. H. G. Lee, of Olarkes, spent Saturday .night at the home of G. F. Gibbs. Mr. Lee was on his way home from the hop fields of St. Paul. Mr. Marlin and family, of Beaver Creek, have moved into Mrs. Mellien's house. Mr. Sheely and Mr. Joehnke, Jr., called at Mr. Gibbs' Sunday. Mr. Joehnke is lately from Manila. Oct. 18. Pansy Blossom. Wins Twice. New York, Oct. 19. The Columbia won second race with Shamrock today, The Shamrock's topmast was "carried away but by agreement beforehand this did not lose the race to the Columbia. The other race will be sailed this week. Docker y Saves a Million. Washington, D. C, Oct. 18. Con gressman Dockery in one day saved the country enough money to run the com bined army and navy at least 24 hours. In the sundry civil bill was an amend ment appropriating $1,025,000 for harbor improvements in an unknown bay on the Pacific coast. It was advocated by Congressman Tongue, the re-elected member from Oregon, and opposed by Mr. Dockery, who commented that the s'.eal was too open and bold to be coun tenanced by the American congress. Mr. Tongue utilized the republican ma chinery In a strong effort to get the plum safely out of the pudding, but he was checked at every turn by Mr. Dock ery, who defeated the amendment finally and saved the treasury just $1,025,000. Volcanio Eruptions Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life of joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures them; also Old, Running and Fe ver Bores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns, Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile cure on earth. Drives out Pains and Aches. Only 25 cents a box. Cure guaranteed. Sold by Geo. A. Harding, Druggist. For Over Fifty Veara An Old and Well-Tiiikd Remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup ha.3 been used for over fifty years by mill ions of mothers for their children while teething, with perfect success. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic, and is the beet i remedy for Diarrhoea. Jg pleasant to the taste, Sold by Drng triBts in every part of the World. Twenty-five cents a bottle. Its value is incalculable. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and take no other kind. For Sale 27 acres adjoining West Or egon City, Eighteen acres in cultiva tion; balance light brush. All under fence. Good spring of water. Excel lent location. Sixty-five dollars per acre. Call on or address G. B, Dimick, Oregon City. Fob Sals An old established general merchandise store in Oregon City pay ing $200 per month. Party will stay with buyer six months and guarantee profit and teach him the business. From $3000 to $5000 required. Inquire at Colbieb-Hibald office. 8END NO MONET CIT TIM ii m M4 1.4 to i. mu font Id kfM ft,) Dumber InahM Hound body ftt ) ind nd will Mtid till l rinefc UM to (ou by 0iprw, O. . .. najMt tan. MtMtiM. Yon e&a xavmlned try It od at your noftreai iproaa oi and If found perfectly tatlafwtory, tCtlj M raatroMatad ana m vol! WMOEBfUl VAiilyuutTeir aw or hoard of, pay lb S4. ipr.a. dunwiimN III .nnir.tei.lt 1,0V. MM. This ClreulgrWinh Cipe 77, B-a'i ImI rank, SO InchM long, rat fail throuctioalwlia bmM Ml. ta tlMB,kta.wn btMl M?k tar tall saad.or.MM. ap, llo-a Ml. V.rr lAhnna.lv MlmlrfMil wit. kraM and black tMavUnir aa lllaitratod. Triaamad all araud with itm an BI..I THM r.r, hoarlly Interlined erith waddine aadBberenamola. Wrli. tj.Sn.Cfcn t ttifm. 93 tf l ui (MA -tv to a. (3r7 oil rfrv J V 1 af HIGH LIGHTS. Wise Saj-lnsc. Conden.ed For Verier Busy Reader.. Society contains many women wn have good jewelry and bad manners Frequently lt Is better to have lovetSS and lost than never to have lost at alK-' If you regard all annoyances as whoE ly Impersonal, life Is no chore at all. When a small boy gets big enough to run to a fire he considers hlmselCT grown up. Only first class people can hold tltna respect and admiration of their seco'ni2 class friends. Before a woman goes away for tlie sumuier she always plans what uhm? will do when she gets back. When some people get Into society;" they are too busy to attend the churcl which gave them their start. It Is sometimes so hot that eve tliakJ valnest woman doesn't care whetfienr- her. nose looks shiny or ribt. Chicago Record. Another Reason, "Uncle Josh, don't you know you axne- Btandlng In your own light when. youv oppose the good roads movement?. Ic. the saving of horseflesh and wnrven- ience in getting your produce to market, when you can sell It for the highest prices good roads would pay whatthei: cost, many times over." "Mebby so, young man; mebBy aro- AU I know about the roads is that I'3 like to have 'em rough enough and muddy enough to keep the durn candi dates from coniln out here and bother In the life out of me."-Chlcago Trlb- une. ' Jn.t a Trifle Mixed. During the recent hot weather. SutK den shower of rain. Irish Visitor Ah, now this Is we In come 1 Vn hour's rain like this will do more good In five minutes than a weol of lt!-ruuch. Literature and Dualne... . Tue uncertain rewards or literature?" were never more clearly set forth thuao In the following (its the poet assures:- us) "original lines, which were dashed off between meals:" Many a man on the road ot lite succeeds where another falls; Johnny is writln stories, in Hilly la spUttiiB. rails; . Johnny Is makln a name an lame, he says, white:- the years roll on, But Billy Is makin money, an Billy's lupportls'. John I Atlanta Constitution,... Unjn.t Dl.crlmlnntlon, "This Idea of making you take out oa. license for a dog Is all wrong," said the dog owner. "It Is unjust dlscrlmtv nation." "Oh, I don't know," answered the -man who had just come from the coun ty clerk's oflice. "In most places yott' have to take out a license for a wlf too." "But you don't have to renew it er ery year," returned the dog owner Itu an aggrieved tone. Chicago Tost. Enconrnaremcnt From the Old Haou- "Yes, sir, that's what I've come tca gee you for. I want to marry youx daughter, Mr. Brlckus. I'm porrr young man, but I'm one of those ttV lows that are willing to work Without::: asking any questions. I can carry a.. message to Garcia." "I am glad to hear It, young irmm Suppose you start with lt now." Cbi cago Tribune. Confldenc. - Do you think you are capable O"" self government?" Inquired tbe mlltC mannered man. "Self government!" echoed tbe FIB Iplno with scorn. "We propose to toy down tbe law, not only for ourselves-, but for anybody with whom w hap pen to come In contact." Watihlngtoiu BUn Aa Affectionate DstBgthter. Sweet Girl (affectionately) Papav you wouldn't like me to leave you-. would you7 Papa (fondly) Indeed I would not my darling. Bweet Glrl-Wejl, then, I'll marrr Mr. Poorcbap. He's willing to live- here. New York Weekly. Horror of the Trial. "I notice," said Rivers, "that LaborrBt vocal organs do not seem to have beerx.--lnjured at all by the wound be got It waa not a dumdum bullet that bl hlm." Chicago Tribune. Hot EsstatlaJ. I Because a man has been a friend" of -tbe poor once In his life that Is no rea on why he should forever remain poor, Just tb show his sympathy, Daln iu Newt. J - IK It Inaanaef Colors. I , "Look at that girl yonder with a ttdX percale waist" I Yes, and a red percale comphxloOT -Cnicago Record. .