6t. Jaoobs Oil cures Rheumatism. St. Jacobs Oil cures Neuralgia. St. Jacobs Oil cures Lumbago. St. Jacobs Oil cures Bciatica. St. Jacobs Oil cures Sprains. St. Jacobs Oil cures Bruises. St. Jacobs Oil cures Soreness. St. Jacobs Oil cures Stiffness. St. Jacobs Oil cures Backache. 6t. Jacobs Oil cures Muscular aches. , ' Did'nt Get Her Share. Mrs. Newcombe (as she puts down the family paper, fondly to her hus band) Oh, Herbert, if I could only , read saoh a lovely obituary notice in the paper about you as I've just read about a man down m Fittston. - Some- bow, blessings seem to me to be awful ly unevenly divided nowadays. Judge. Scrofula In the Blood Scrofula lurks in the blood of almost every . one. and unless its poisonous taints are thoroughly expelled from the system, it is liable to break out at any time in sores, eruptions, hip disease or some other pain ful torm. Hood s b&rsaparula cures scrofula promptly aud permanently. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is America's Greatest Medicine. (1; six for o. Hood's Pills cure Indigestion. 25 cents. Rochdale'! Many Churches. Jhe town in England beat provided with places of worship is the ancient one of Rochdale, where there aie 145 churches and oahpels. Fifty belong to the Church of England and 95 to the Nonconformists. 11 fiTT?: w a .Pore Tea In packages at grocers' Schilling's !S1 ELL, my children, here lis Thanksgiving time again, and we turn to our turkeys with a pret ty joyful and a pretty hopeiul heart Bless you, though, one holi day treads so quickly upon another's heels in this country that the last celebration is in danger of tripping up the former one. It is a fast age, and your Un cle Sam will no sooner get out his memo randum book to sum up his causes for gratitude than December shoots out "Merry Christmas!" and the whole string of celebrations seems to break loose. It Is, indeed, a fast age, my children, a fast age. Why, time was when it took three whole days to make a feast; one to prepare for it, one to get over it, and one to enjoy it leisurely. We rested from Christmas to Washington's birthday, and then had nothing to do but get ready for the Fourth. Ihen, Thanksgiving found us with long ing for turkey, and the holly season sharp ened our appetites with its savory odor of plum pudding. ' But, bless you, my children, those good old day are past and gone, along with Inst year's fashions. We rush and hurry from one festival to another, and fill up the spaces with flag days, and arbor days, and memorial days, and world s fairs, and soldiers' monuments, until your Uncle Sam is on a dash from one end of the country to the other, trying to fulfill his state and national engagements. And, whenever he hopes to snatch an hour's rest, bless youl some invitation arrives, and he has to scamper off to lay a corner stone, or crown an arch, or fire a salute, or respond to a toast, until his very last suit is in imminent danger of losing Its buttons and fraying at the seams! But to return to our turkey and the list In the memorandum book. Thanksgiving is here, and the earth is rejoicing! The peace jubilee is over, things fixed for com fort, and calmness and happiness, and the I The earth, the air and the water had i Connublalltles. yielded of their bountiful supplies, and the A Missouri man filed as an answer to good dames had done honor to their skill 1 ,jg wjfeg guit for divorce an agreement and Ingenuity by setting before their hun- B; d b both ..t0 diabanil;" rry guests and companions a repast as ,, ,,, , . sumptuous and tempting as it was varied I Mr Woodruff, the New Jork man and delightful. Foremost of all there was . who has accumulated SOTwives, simply roast turkey, dressed with beechnuts; then ; makes Chicago's Bates-Gates, of seven- came rare venison pasties, savory meat stews with dumplings of barley flour;, de licious oysters (the gift of the Indians, and the first ever tasted by the white men); great bowls of clam chowder with sea biscuit floating on the steaming broth; roasts of all kinds,, broiled fish, salads, cakes and plum porridge; whije the cen ter of each of the long tables was adorned with a large basket overflowing with wild grapes and plums and nuts of every va riety. , v . "It was the time of the Indian summer. The soft, mellow sunlight shone warmly through the drowsy haze, illumining the somber woodland with a rich golden light, wife, notoriety, look small "I have always had a desire to go on the stage,", says the St. Louis young woman who was married last Saturday, and is now seeking a divorce. She not only wants to go on the stage, but she wants to begin as a star. : PEKIODS OF PAIN. The "American Boy" Battleship. Every American hopes our school beys will succeed in their efforts to raise $3,000, 000 to be used in building a battleship. It costs great suras to build a warship, but you can build up your health with Hostet. tor's Stomach Bitters at small expense. This remedy is for ail stomach, liver and bowel disorders. - ! some of his own sure boys, to teach those dons how o run, but It had to be did! The- while the gentle winds of the south, laden The Aeolian harp was the invention, it is believed, of Athanasius Kircher, who lived in the seventeenth century, and it is bo called from Aeolius, the god or ruler of the winds Kn household is comDlete without a bot tle of the tamous Jesse Moore wmsKey. 11 ,tui, i. i. m0.i, ... i iinjiuaii uih.t cw ui lxt tt iuvuhivu vi uic uaj is a pure and wholesome stimulant rec- n rwmvrxT .orerimtT. lot .n.m.i.iiui hit nil inriifMiwa iinn'n n I " a r . . rlwt thin necessitv Uncle Sam recount the blessings of the ' . ' year umi una niu ilo tvurtie mroujju vtttjs The bitterness of a grain ol stryoh- o peru ani hardship, but, withal, of nine can be tasted in 1600,000 grains blessings. of water. . I Your Uncle Sam is grateful that the t, , ... . , ni war is over, and Cuba can sit down at ank!, plows wagon, oHtf .ES? the November table with a Thanksgiving (Lit II Vt VnU imiu luUDi uv tuu4miu vs. her "cooked goose!" Time is when Tour Uncle Sam, getting riled, acts quickefn a wink. It took some vessels, some guns, scrimmage had to be short, for all hands were due back at the home table this blessed Thanksgiving day, and, the ball set rolling, it was hustled along fast We are thankful that the world knows how prompt we can act for right against op pression, how sure we are of our mettle, and maybe before many more Thanksgiv ing days if things don't go 'a little more civilized In the far East there's a Tur key's head we'll have to chop off Tiefore we can sit down to our plum pudding table quite easy and satisfied. Tour Uncle Sam Is especially grateful for the pretty glrU that remain in the country. This international matrimonial market business has been giving the lords and dukes and earls a chance to rob us right and left. We must put a stop- to this, boysl The table don't iook rigni with so many pretty faces gone. We need all the beauty and smiles and winsomeness we can find, and if those titled foreigners must have a live, bouncing American girl. let them come over here and be American ize and naturalized, and sit down at the table and learn our ways. , , ' , We have had some glorious shows the last year flower shows, county fairs, a big Western exposition. We have had conventions, and the chance to view, in public the men and women of the epoch, with an "extra gathering to press down good measure. We have had baseball and tennis and golf, and yacht races and row ing. And in them all American muscie and American brains have topped the bar gain and capped the climax! Let ua give thanks for all these amusements and pleasures, thanks for our blessings, thanks for our hopes. And a special hurrah for our farmers, amid all this joy of health and vigor 1 Think of the bountiful reward for the la bor of the husbandman! We have been preserved as a nation, and our glory shines afar before all peoples. We have wel comed the oppressed, we have given a shelter to the homeless. We have aided suffering, and borne the Stars and Stripes where they were needed the most. Once more, children,, all together! wav ing an encouraging flag over to Hawaii and Cuba and the Philippines, a cheer for them, a cheer for America, yourselves and Uncle Sam: with the sweet perfumes of the forest, came as a lingering dream of summer to add to the joy and brightness of this Thanksgiving feast. Upon the balmy all arose the hum of many voices and the merry music of laughter, as the pilgrims, with their Indian guests, partook of the feast that the Provider of all .things had given them." CARVING THE TURKEY. Adepts Have Reduced the Art to an ' ' Exact Science. Something more than a sharp knife and a tender turkey is necessary to be master of the situation, when a turkey Is placed before you. The adept carver has the art tanks. boilers, engines, or general machinery, see or write JOHN POOLE, foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon. of separating the joints of the bird down to such an exact science that In one min ute they can cut the most gigantic turkey Into pieces each a good Bize for a plate. Plant the fork Into the turkey's breast, and cut off the loft wing. This is done with a downward swing that catches the Joint. The fork meanwhile, with a prong on each side of the breastbone, is held stiff and firm in the left hand. Menstruation, the balance wheel of woman's life, Is also thfe bane pf exist ence to many because itWacsa time of great suffering. ' " , ., 1 - ; While no woman Is entirely iree irom periodical pain, it does not seem to have been na ture's plan that women otherwise healthy should suffer bo severely. ' Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vege table Com' pound is the most thorough fe male regula' tor known to medical sci-. enee. It relieves the condition that pre duces so much discomfort and robsmea atruation of its terrors. Here is proof; Dbak Mrs. Pinkham: How can thank you enough for what you have done for me ? when I wrote to you was suffering untold pain at time of menstruation; was nervous, had head ache all the time, no appetite, that tired feeling, and did not care for anything-. I have taken three bottles of Lydia B. Pinkham's .Vegetable Compound, one of Blood Purifier, two boxes of Liver Pills, and to-day I am a well person. would like to have those who Buffer know that I am one of the many who have been cured of female complaints by your wonderful medicine and advice. Miss Jennih R. Miles. Leon, Wis. If you are suffering in this way. write as Miss Miles did to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn. Mass., for the advice which she otters free of charge to all women, ' In India the average duration of life of the natives is 34 years as against H in Britain. , - Follow It Up. :..' Sit down and cool off Suddenly, and then regret it, for stiffness and soreness is bound to follow. Follow it up with - St, Jacobs Oil and yon will have nothing to regret from a prompt cure. the New Frank teille'i Popular ' Monthly. Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly for November is the initial number in the hew and improved form; of this long time favorite illustrated family maga zine, with a handsome covet. In oolojt' and gold. Its price U reduced to ten vents, one dollar per annum:. ' This ii unquestionably a wise and popular move on the par pf a ; the publishers; and the return of Mrs., Frank Leslie to the editorship of tiie -rnajiazina assuiea for it a future as brilliant as its past has been prosperous. ' ' Fiso's Cure for Consumption Is the best of all couch cures. George W. Lots, Fabucher, La., August 26. 1805. i SlOO KKWAKD S1O0. .' The Kaiser's Tonr. The Kaiser's Pilgrimage to the Holy Land has a prominent place in the issue of Collier's Weeklv for November 5. There are interesting pictures of the scenes of the emperor's tour, including one representing the women gathering stones to repair the roads before the emperor's arrival. My country, 'tis of thee, Bweet land of liberty. Of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died. Land of the pilgrims' pride, From every mountain side Let Freedom ring! A canal oonnecting the Mediterranean with the Bed sea existed as early as 600 years before the Christian era. Its length is 93 miles. The readers of tht paper will be pleased to fciun that there is at least one drvaded disease that science has "been able to cure In all Hi stages, and that la catarrh.- Hall'n Catarrh Cure is the only positive euro known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis ease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces oi me system, inereDy destroying me lounaa tlon of the disease, and Hiving the patieut strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The pro prietors nave so mucn raitn in its ourative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars lor any ease that It fails to euro. Bend for lilt ol testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Bold by druggists, 76o. Ball's Family Pills are the beet. Stockings were first used in the 11th century. Before that oloth bandagei were used on the feet. When coming to San Francisco go to Brooklyn Hotel, 2U8-212 Bush street, American or European plan. Boom and board $1.00 to $1.50 per day ; rooms SO cents to $1.00 per nay; single meals 125 cents, Free coach. Clias. Montgomery. I ; , One hundred new words are annually added, to the English language. CITO Ferruanently Cured. 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BUY THE GENUINE SYRUP OF FIGS ... MANTTFACTUaKI) BT ... CALIFORNIA FIQ SYRUP CO. 1ST NOTE THE SAMF- k Beat Couah bjrop. Tastes GoikL c" 1 In lime. al1 tT drnstWs. 1 La E shall giT thee thy heart's desire." The choir of the UttSe coantiy church &ii r air the bemmtJPiil! wtwfl very we5L Thr nwipiraino" . K "tafrritoiP and tie leuffifcjwt csf amfi ttcwi. But tfltic f'K so DtitsMl irrr'Sriif St tt wail fHnf"?- tlon scattered threujgiiat tiki nfttirtt ilft- tle country church vmi TTtamlfcapwn morning. And the beauty tf (fl wwft and the promise contains! i ttllimti flwuif&j ed the hearts of many. "Wait rvatkfitij njvm tie LwrJl .i t shall give thee thy heart's Wiju:' ed the choir. "It is not truer The words were not krti Vit tiSrfy were In the thought and hrj J ml woman sitting far back t sSi sat alone, for she atoa S tft wv.rii. Those who had once retdi ti il pt with her father, nKthr, fcNtii jvir era and aistere, and the "rttiJ t ht feve and care, all wr T5e pw- ful beauty of that ThnkT5Tte w.ww: and the spiritual atmihre t S tfiaw had quite failed to ihnJ to :d i!nffy Hudson. Never had ahe N!t 5a a m rohelllous mood. It would have dcJ and pained the wb.lt-hsrd !d eUir ia the pulpit had be known the tSwuicln tiiat were uppemhwt In the ntinj of the mall, dark, keen-eyeil little oM woman wbvs head gave a Cttle defiant Uw when he rose and said: "Let u bow our heads In prayor." Mareawt Undaon did not bow her head. and her heart did not rHoud to the aim pie, fervent praycf of Elder Norri. "What's the uT' she was saying an- irrllv to herself. "Haven't I been bowing my head and my knee In prayer for years and years in one prayer ror one iuuit. ir my heart's desire, and has it been granted to met No.4 it hasn't! I hare 'waited patiently on th Lord' and lie has not giv en me the do-sir of my heart. I don't be lieve that He evef will give It to me. I've int faith and hoi. I can 1 neip iu Jty heart's desire ha been denied me o long aud the ptvmloe h not come true tor me. I ...n't heller that It Is true." There were educated, polished and bril liant minintera rn beautiful city churches who preached with leas simple and tender beauty than that ok! elder preached that moraing about the Joy of gratitude and praise-giving for the bleilng of Hod. but Margaret Hudson waa not touched by the words. Her faifh had lost lu Olivet aud her love Its Galilee. "When He give me my heart's desire," she said stubbornly. "When He sends my w mv Jim. Ick to me. I will believe hut His nnmiiaea are true.' I can't trust Him nv more until He does." She did not tarry at the close of the aer w fnr her usual greeting of old friends, bnt stole out alone and hurried toward her lonely home, the homeliness and desolation of which were never so hard to bear as "If He'd hear my prayer and send Jim back to o 't would b to, aw aaM. Jim! Her heart's desire) Where was he at that moment? "God only knows!" his mother said be tween her broken sobs as she went slowly along over the country road,, the bright sunlight of a glorious November day lend ing a radiance to the brown leaves still re maining on the trees. It had been twenty years since she bad seen Jim. He was then a handsome, headstrong boy of 18, and the only child that had come to her. She had lavished upon him the warmest, tenderest affections of her life, and yet she never knew just why Jim had run away from home in his 18th year and she had never seen him nor heard from him since t&at day. She knew that he had gone "out West," she was too poor to follow him, had known where he was. TWt had been vague and unfounded mimwis that he had "got into trouble," but jew ef this was lacking, and her neigh Wrs had long ago ceased to speak of Jim im Mnraret Hudson. But not for one liujr aiw tor one hour had she ceased to oUtini ei hint her heart's desire. Twenty year of unanswered prayer had etiiwi as tttia spirit of depression and re fcf ilium, ao4 there was no love nor gratl j.j,Jrt. ia Margaret Hudson's heart that Tliais-i:vtii morning. . l'Twwas'j she came to the bars in a taw by the rvwidside' through which she pus en her homeward way. She Jvawi Suavity on the bars, and then drop j.,t wy to her knees with her head I rvvjr. ea er.e gaunt arm stretched out 3 ,, one of the bars. Her lips moved v-!iy in praper: Ha. tied, she said, "I have been so einfuL wicked. Forgive me and let the dot.reof heart be for perfect trust in Thee no matter what Thy will may be concern ing me. Make this my heart's desire." There was a smile on her brown and wrinkled old face when she rose to her feet and went on her homeward way. AH txac of rebellion had fled from her face, and her eyes shone through a mist of tears. She pushed open the gate before her tiny brown house and when old Hero, the dog, came bounding forward with nohsy greet Ing she patted him kindly and said cheerily: Good old dog! Glad to see me, aren't you. old follow r She looked up to see a tall, broad-shonl- dered, brown-bearded man coming rapidly down the path toward her with outstretch ed arms and twinkling brown eyes. "Mother!" he said. "Why, Jim!" And they walked up the path with their arms around each other. And later Margaret Hudgon went softly about her tidy, sunny dining room setting her table for dinner and singing softly, "Wait patiently upon the Lord and He shall givt thee thy heart desires." Now press the blade of the knife down ward, and remove the leg and second Joint. As these fall upon the dish they must be lifted to a small platter to be out of the carver's way. There should always be a warm platter near the carver. How to The third move of the carver is to slice off the breast, removing it in layers paral lel to the breast bone. This makes a slice of very good grain, better than if it wert cut crosswise. 7T.WH Hi The fourth stroke is upward from the pope's nose so as to catch the "oyster bone" on the side. This reveals the stuff ing, which can be sliced off. A THANKSGIVING BANQUET. The Pllgrlma Dinner Given to In dian Chief, The state dinner of the occasion the real Thanksgiving dinner took place on Saturday, the lat day of the celebration," aaya the Ladies Horns Journal. ".Not withstanding that the kitchens of these wilderness homes were sadly wanting In many of the most common essential of cookery, there was no lack or good things nor of appetizing dishes at this great feast I The wishbone la next removed. This Is done by slipping the knife under the point of the bone, after the breast is sliced off, and sweeping it downward toward the neck. A very nice portion of the meat come with it Follow theae directions and carving a fowl will not be difficult We Thank Thee, Lord. For evil things which make os love the good; For all temptations which w hav with stood, For sins abhorred; ' For bitter pains .tost gar as sweet sar cease; For life, for death, and Death's grea daughter Peace We thank Thee, Lord! Chicago Timet Heralds Get Strong A system which has become run down by the trying weather of the iast summer is not in a condition to meet the severe winter of thiscli'mate and will easily fall a breyto disease unless a proper tonic is used. Dr.Williams'Pink Pills for Pale People are the best medicine jn the world for build infl up and strengthen inf an enervated system. Do not confuse thf, hills with ord inary purgative bills.They do NOT act on the bowels.thereby further weakening the body. They build up the blood and strengthen the nervest . Major A. C. Bishop, of Ttj Third Are,, Detroit, Mich.. Is well-known dvil engineer. He says 1 ''When I had my last spell of skltnms and cam out or the hospital I was a sorry siRht. I could not regain my strength, and could not walk over a block fur several weeks. I uuticed some article in the newspapers regarding Dr. Williams' Pluk Pills for Pale People, which convinced me that they were worth trylna; and I bought two boxes. S J did not take them for my complexion but for strength. After using them Hi . I felt better, and know they did me worlds of good. I am pleased to Iv recommend them to invalids who need a touic or to build up a shattered 1 constitution." Vttrnt tru frith st , . J . At alt druddim direct from tht Ot. William HadV V A, Cnt Company, chcrctt6.lY,H.Y. Pritt rijty Cnt pv bamj fa ....STEEL SPIRAL CONVEYERS,... fxrrrfr W carry In stock a large supply of the above conveyers, both right and left, whiab wUJ sell at greatly reduced prices. Also all sizes oi elevator buckets ana bolts. Writ for price-list and discounts. Willamet Iron Works Front and Everett Sts. raon-ri iun, OB. YOUR LIVERS s.!? I U U 1 1 LIWLII Keep it Right '0..2rI '.".tt.'S MoorV.B.T..lIB.m.dywllldoItTbre. ter"-. ViZ dose will task you leel better. Get it from KliTsiIinNi Owcirew (Is. ortiKna. . . your druggist or any wholesale drug house , or Voii!tiTiIo tf "Ml orm"ua, trom8teart A Uulmes l;rugCo,Battle. v.e.lj r " P'a "fW BASEBALLT FOOTBALL i&SS ATHLETIC A NO GYMNASIUM lUPPUEI. M. P. W. P. K. aT-'Wa. Bend for Catalogue. ' ml riVni fill 'i0 Warket Rt. IITHEN writing to adiertUer pl at llnUl Mil. tan rrauoisoo. IV mention thl paper.