Oil cares Oil cures Oil cures Oil cures Oil cures Oil oures Oil cures Oil oures Oil cures Oil cures Rheumatism. Neuralgia. Lumbago. Soiatica.. Sprains. Bruises. Soreness. StiSneBS. Backache. Muscular aches. Mary Stuart's Watch. Mary Stuart made a fad of collecting .imepieces. Among those owned by tier was a coffin-shaped watch in a case )f crystal. ' Probably the most remark ible one In her collection was the one jequeathed to Mary Seaton, her maid )f honor. It was in the form of a ikull. On the forehead of the skull (pas the Symbol of death, the scythe tnd the hour glass. At the back of the skull was time, and at the1 top of ihe head the garden of Eden and the sruciflxion. The watoh was opened by reversing the skull. Inside was a rep resentation of the Holy Family, sur lounded by angels, while the shepherds nd their ftooks were worshipping the new-born Christ. The works formed ihe brains, while the dial-plate was the palate. She also possessed another ikull-shaped watch, but it is not known what became of it. Settling the Bridegroom. It takes a bright woman to rebuke mother woman's rudeness, a general itatement borne out by the following story: , A lady entered a railway train nd took a seat in front of a newlv married couple. . She . was scarcely seated before they began to pass re marks about her. Her last year's bon net and cloak were fully oriticised, with more or less giggling on the bride's part and there is no telling what might have ooine next if the lady had not put i sudden stop to the conversation by a . bit of strategy. She turned her head, notioed that the bride was considerably lder than the groom, and in the smoothest of tones said: "Madam, will you please ask your ion to olose the window behind you?" The "son" olosed his mouth and the bride no longer giggled. Dewey's Expenses. Admiral Dewey's expenditures in powder and shell to sink the Spanish fleet at Manila, according, to his own Dfficial report, was about $45,000. The 30st for the same item in disposing of Admiral Ceivera's fleet off Santiago is ' between 190,000 and $100,000. Ex perts regard the figures in both cases as lurprisingly low. ' Pea Editoe: If you know of a solicitor or canvasser lu your city or elsewhere, especially s man who has solicited for subscriptions, in surance, nursery stock, books or tailoring, or a man who can sell goods, you will oonfer a favor by telling him to correspond with us; or if you will Insert this notice in your paper and such parties will out this notice out and mail to us, we may be able to furnish them a good position in their own and adjoining' counties. , Address, 1 AMERICAN W00LK3 MILLS CO., Chicago. , On a recent warm Sunday there were only a few worshippers present in a little churoh at Noiristown, Pa. As the clergyman was about to begin his sermon, he said: "Brethren, it's hot, and so I say 'comfort before pride.' " Then he divested himself of his coat, hung it over the side of the pulpit, and preached his sermon in his shirt sleeves. It is the custom of Persian ladies, when they make social calls, to throw roses at one another. My doctor said I would die, trat Plso's Cure for Consumption cured me. Amos Kelner, Cherry Valley, 111., Nov. 23, 1895. A scientist looking for microbes says there are absolutely none on the Swiss mountains at an altitude of 3,000 feet. In the hotels built in China for the use of foreigners, the highest stories are trie moBt expensive because the breeziest. Of the bog moss sphagnum there are no fewer than 215 species, about 600 varieties. Astronomers eay that in our solai system ithere are at least 17,000,000 comets of all sizes. It costs over eight hundred dollars tc fully equip an ordinary oavalry soldier. STRONG STATEMENTS. 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I could not walk across tne room, I have taken four bottles of the Vegetable Compound, one box of Liver Pills and used one package of banntlve Wash, and now feel like a new woman, and am able to do my work." From Mrs. Mollis E. LTehbel, Pow ell Station. Tenn.: " For three years I su ffered with such ft weakness of the back. I could not perform my household duties. I also had falling of the womb, terrible bear ing-down pains and headache. I have taken two bottles of Lydia K. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound and feel like a new woman. I recommend your medicine to every woman I know. Bt. Jaoobs 8t. Jaoobs St. Jacobs St. Jacobs St. Jacobs St. Jacobs, St. Jacobs St. Jacobs St. Jaoobs St. Jacobs Hfftf' foK' .nQnwAf.f . What's a wife when a man can af ford to own a good dog? ? A man generally wears his first dress suit about the way he carries his first baby, ....... The more trust a good woman puts In a man the more she, will generally find. In him to trust, . If the women get to working In Chris tian Science on love affairs there won't be any. hope for the men. Women are better than men are. Men very seldom love their enemies, but women 'most always kiss them. When a girl teHs another girl that she Is engaged to two men at once she tries to talk In a hushed, subterranean voice. You can always tell from the outside of a house which Is the spare bedroom by the way the window curtains are fixed up, A married woman Is probably anx ious to get all the girls she knows mar ried off so the man can't teach thc-m to crow over her. The mission-school habit is probably the strongest while It lasts, but the sachet habit makes a girl's family a lot more uncomfortable. The reason why It takes a woman so long to make up her mind Is because she wants to think up all the ways she can possibly change it A woman has to have a lot more pa tience to let the cat In and out than she has for her husband, because if she didn't it would leave her. if the average man were as brave and handsome as his wife believes ho is, he would probably have married some other better-looking woman. HOME-MADE CANNON, , Bnitt for Ue Against the Encllsh During the Boer M ar. This, Pays the Wide World Magazine, represents a cannon made by the Boers for use agalnstf the English during the Boer war. The Intelligent looking gen tleman standing beside the "field guu" la the sole Inventor and maker of this HOME-MADK FIELD GUI. not too deadly weapon. It Is composed of ordinary tire-iron, such as Is used to-day for the huge wheels of Boer trek wagons; and even the Imposing look ing carriage upon which the gun Is mounted Is nothing more than the after part of a cumbrous bullock wagon. FOR ATHLETES. Machine Especially Designed for Gen eral Physical Training;. A machine especially . designed for aquatic and general physical training, but which is also finely adapted to road and track work, is soon to be exhibited by an eastern company, under the di rection of which. It has been construif - ed. In effect, this new apparatus for gymnasium and road use Is a bicycle and rowing machine combined. As the accompanying illustration Indicates, the machine is propelled by onrllke attaoh- PHOPBIXED LIKE A BOAT. tnents. It la propelled, steered, brake applied, gearing changed and bell rung all without changing position of the hands. Most Renowned Pianists. Women have divided with the men, almost equally, the honors of excellence as soloists on the piano, violin and oth er instruments. Among the men the greatest names are Thalberg, Henselt, Mayor, Dreyshock, IleUer, Lltolff, Kul lak, Hans von Bulow, Ilans von Bron sart, Tauslg, BendeL Schuihoff, Scholtz and Brassln. Among the ladles are to be found Theresa Mllanollo, Wllhel mlne Neruda, Teresina Tua, Anna Senkrah, Wllhelmine Szavardl, Clara Schumann, Mary Krebs, Engeborg Bronsart, Anna Mehllg, Sophie Mentor, Arabella Goddard, Marie Wleck, An nette Esslpoff, Vera TimanofJ, Mar garethe Herr-Stern, Laura Rappoldl and Martha Item inert. The leading piano artist of the present day Is Pa derewski, who undoubtedly stands at the head. After one name of acknowl edged excellence U mentioned the nnm hr of those who stand second Is so great that discrimination might prob ably be unfair. The man who invented advice never Intended that any one trtiould take it This was not in the specifications. Whose duty to it at your house to put down the windows when It rairuii DoYoii Like Boils f you do not, you should take Hood's Barsaparilla and it will purify your blood, sure your boils and keep your system tree from the poisons which cause them. The great blood purifying power of Hood's Sar saparilla is constantly being demonstrated by its many marvelous cures. ; Hood's Sarsaparilla Is America's Greatest Medicine. SI ; six for 5. Hood's Pills cure Sick Headache. 24 cents. Captain Clark's Pet Cat. For years Captain Clark, of the bat tleship Oregon, has had for his espeoial pet a cat which bears the mysteriously chosen name of "Old Muggins.'' The Signified. member of the feline tribe is a native of China. "Old Muggins" was born in the city of Hong Kong, and is a mere kitten was the private prop arty of a noble mandarin of the realm. He is a pure white throughout, from the tip of tail to end of whisker. One Bye is violet in color, the other is bright yellow. "Old Muggins" became the property of Captain Clark so long ago that he remembers not the day. The American naval commander was in the port of Hong Kong on a United States man-of-war. ( He beoame ac quainted with a number of . rich man-; darins in the court service, and so won their esteem that, as the highest mark of favor possible for them to bestow upon the Amerioan officer, he was pre sented with this cat. Chicago Chron- ! icle. Prosperous Woman Farmer. . One of the most prosperous farmers in Oklahoma is Mrs. Jane Crumm, who lives near Calumet. Four years ago her husband died, and since then she and a 14-year-old boy have cultivated 820 aores of land, and this year laised over 6,000 bushels of wheat, besides jorn, oats and other things. The widow plows every day and has paid a large amount of obligations of her bus sand since his death. The production of electric energy by the direct action of the atmosphere is now claimed to be possible with a bat tery in whioh there is a peculiar treat ment of plates of compressed graphite. No household is complete without a bot tle of the famous JeS9e Moore Whiskey. 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Smoking was not permitted in Eng land railway carriages until 1846. In some parts of Norway coin is still used as a substitute for coin. There are 27 royal families in Europe, two-thirds of whioh are of German origin. It is said that the first weeping wil low in England was planted by Alex ander Pope, the poet. The cartmen who haul sand to Rome for builders work 19 hours a day for 35 cents, and sleep in the stables with their mules. i - As an effect of the South Wales coal strike, the Great Western railway has sustained a direct loss upon a carriage of minerals of 138,000, No restaurant in St. Petersburg is allowed to have its bill of fare eiclu siveiy in a foreign language, tsy a re cent edict a Russian version must al ways be added. . . There are 400,000,000 people in the British empire, and the queen would have to live another 70 years to enable her to see all of them pass before hjr, if marching night and day for all that time. A reoent report issued in Germany says tnat 3,574,501 heotoliters of beer were absorbed in Berlin in 1897, "so that each inhabitant drank 306 liters." In 1892 the average consumption was 169 liters. , , The system of vaocination is bo per fect in the German army that smallpox has been reduced to six eases annually. All recruits are re-vaccinated, and there must be at least ten punctures in each aim. It is stated that Turkey lost less than 1,000 men in battle in the Greek war, but 19,000 died in Thessaly of disease and 22,000 were sent home invalided and of the latter 8,000 subsequently died. Among the dead were 17 army officers. , Why Teeth Decay. The question to what extent the alkaline earth salts in drinking water affect the deoay (caries) of teeth has of late been studied in several quarters. Statistics have been oolleoted by Rese in several localities in Bavaria and bv Foerberg, in Sweden. These have re- vealed the Interesting faot- that the extent of decaying teeth bears a definite relation to the hardness of the water; in other words, to the quantity of cal cium and magnesium salts in the earth through which the water paBses. The harder the water the better the teeth; the smaller the quantity of these salts the greater the decay of the teeth. Sudd. Ap. Zeitung. A Remarkable Plant. A flower known as the larghing plant, which grows in Arabia, is so called because its seeds produce effects like those produced by laughing gas. The flowers are of a bright yellow, whilo the seeds resemble small black beans. WHEAT M A BUSHEL. Some farmers are holding their wheat be cause they think the price will go to a bushel. The price, howevor, may go down and thus great losses will follow. In all matters delays are dangerous, particularly so in sickness. At the lirst sign of bilious ness, dyspepsia, indigestion or constipa tion cure yourself with llostetter's Stoui ch Bitters. iln the fall cleanse your svstem by using Dr. Pfunder's Oregon Blood Purifier. A novel cure for consumption, it is said, has been for some time in use by Dr. J. B. Murphy, of Chicago, The remedy consists in the hypodermic in jection of pure nitrogen into the lungs. er tea, llllll- Ml Make money by tuccesful Villi n I inoculation in C!iiroi, We S 1 1 r 11 I buy and sell wheat on mar- llltsfll gins. Fortunes have been made on a small beginning by trading In fu tures. Write for full particulars, lien 0f rmu erence given. Several yoare' experlenceon thi Chicago Board of Trade, and a thorough know, ledge of the business. Bend for our free refer ence book. DOWNING, HOPKINS A Co., Chicago Board of Trade Brokuri. Offices la Portland, Oregon and Seattle, Wash.' UDI BASEBALL, FOOTBALL. ATHLETIC AND GYMNASIUM SUPPLIES. Bend for Catalogue. 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Used to " excess, like any other pastime, its effect is likely to be dangerous. ' ....... The experience of Miss Bertha Reed, the 17-year-old daughter of Mr. J. Ri Reed, 885 Lake street, Delaware, ' O., may point a moral for parents who, like Mr, and Mrs. Reed, have experi enced some concern for their daughters who are fond of wheeling. In the fall of '96 Miss Bertha, who bad ridden a great deal, began to fail in an alarm ing manner. She grew steadily paler and thinner, and it appeared she was going into consumption. Rest and quiet did her absolutely no good. A .physician found her pulse at 104 -a very high rate. Thinking this may She Ridet Well have been due to temporary nervous ness when he examined her.he watched her closely, but her pulse continued at that rate for two weeks. He was satis fied then, from her high pulse and steadily wasting condition that she was suffering from anaemia or a bloodless condition of the body. 9La became extremely weak, and could not stand the least noise or excitement. In this condition of affairs tjy were reooom mended by an old friend to get some of that famous blood medicine, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. They did so, and almost from the first dose Ber tha began to improve. She continued to take the pills and was by means of those pills made entirely well, and more grateful people than her parents cannot.be found in the whole stute of Ohio. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills have proved a boon to womankind. Acting direotly on the blood and nerves, they restore the requisite vitality to all parts of the body; creating functional regularity and perfect harmony throughout the nervous system. 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