Eat in Haste And suffer at leisure. When your abused stomach can no longer cheerfaTly and properly perform its duties, a few doses of Hood'B Sarsaparilla are like fresh water to a withered plant. This medicine tones the stomach, restores digestive strength, creates an appetite and with a little care in diet, the patient U soon aj?ain in perfect health. Try it and you'll believe it. HOOCl'S 8parma Is America's Greatest Medicine. Hood's Pills cure constipation. 26 cents. New French Microphone. A new microphone is being exhibited before the Frenoh Academy of Sciences. It deteots at a great distance the ap proach of ' a ship, whether an armored vessel or a torpedo boat, and gives its warning with great clearness! It is to be subjected to tests at Cherbourg. Some years ago Commander Banure proposed an instrument which he called a hydrophone and by whioh he was able to hear at a distance of a mile or a mile and a half vibrations produced by a screw of a torpedo boat, or the more regular beat of the screw of a large bat tleship. It consisted of a water-tight box, the vibratory plate being inside to present the pressure of the water from acting upon it too directly. The wires from the transmitter were carried first to a float to make sure the trans mitter would be continually immersed; from the float the wires were caried to a receiver on a ship or on the shore. Thus with two or three .miles of wire it becomes possible to reoeive warning of the approach of a vessel from four to five miles distant. Steel Sleepers In Switzerland. The St. Qothard Railway Company, in Switzerland and Italy report very satisfactory results from the use of steel sleepers on their lines. In 1882, when the road was opened, it was laid with wood sleepers, but as theBe have bad to be replaced, it has been done with steel instead, and at the present time 70 per cent of the road is laid on steel ties. The sleepers weigh 163 pounds each, are 8.85 feet long. The cost, when new, with attachments, is $1.95, which, allowing for the value of the old material and the oost of laying, is reduced to $1.63 per Bleepor, whioh is a saving of 1 per cent over wood sleepers. The line is a heavy one, and the trains are hauled at express speed The engines weigh 100 tons each. The cost of steel ties in the end is less than that of wood. In tunnels, wooden ties are preferred, as they are not liable to rust, but in other flaoes the deteriora tion due to rust is absolutely insignia cant. There rs a curious superstition in Venice that if a stranger dies in a hotel the number of his room will be lucky at the next lottery. A record in British deep sea diving was created on the Clyde, when Diver Walker descended 186 feet and was un der water for 40 minutes. Piso's Cure for Consumption has been a laiuny nieuicme witn us smue 1000. J. iv Madison, 2-109 42d Ave., Chicago, Illinois, A Spanish inventor produces from grasshoppers a fatty substance which is declined to make the finest soap yet manufactured. TO MRS. PINKHAM From Mrs. "Walter E. Budd, of Pat- chogue, New York. Mrs. Budd, in the following letter, tells a familiar story of weakness and suffering, and thanks Mrs, Pinkham for complete relief: " Deab Mas. Pinkham: I think it is my duty to write to you and tellyou what Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done for me. I feel like another woman, Ihadsuch dread ful headaches through my Si temples and on top of my nearly went crazy; was also troubled with chills, was very weak; my left i side from my 1 shoulders to my waist pain ed me terribly. I could not sleep for the pain. Plasters would help for while, but as soon as taken off, the pain would be just as bad as ever. Doctors prescribed medicine, but it gave me no relief. "Now I feel so well and strong', have no more headaches, and no pain in side, and it is all owing to vour Compound. I cannot praise it enoutrh. It ia a wonderful medicine. I recommend It to every woman know." wheat: Mate money br t ucceslul peculation in unicago. n dut sua eu waeai on mar Kins. Fortune nave been made on a imall beginning by trading in In turea. Write (or full particulars. Best oi ref erence given. Several years' experience on the Chicago Board of Trade, and a thorough know ledge of the b"inei. Bend (or onr free refer ence book. DOWNING. HOPKINS k Co, Chicago Board of Trade Broken. Offices in Portland, Oregon and, Seattle, Watn. W'LLlFIITuIEn SPRING EYE CRAI ' DNU n tteWkKOaesian BAG NEEDLES Plain or with Cnttw. Th bwt needle In th kei. Vwd by all sack aewers. For ania by all g eo tnu uvrciuuiuiM store, or oy WILL FINCK. CO, SBO Market 8trMt, Ban Francisco, Cel. 3 CUHtS WHtRfc All ELSE FAHS. Beat Cough Syrup, f mum Good. 0 m time. Hold dt artifRiMa. CONVERTED BY ' ELECTRICITY. Indians Attribute the Shock to White Man's Religions Power. Capt Albertson, of New York, owns an Episcopal prayer book which made more converts among the Dakota In dians than all the others ever printed. The book was bound In metaL At the top of each cover was an appliance for CHKJSTIANIZIX8 BY SHOCK. the Insertion of an electric wire. The missionary using It among the Indians had concealed In his clothing a small battery, which he connected with the prayer book. An Indian allowed to hold the book for a second felt a slight shock, and promptly attributed it to the power of the white man's religion. How It Came to Be Victoria. The primate had been told by th prince that he liked good historical En gllsh names that everyone could under stand. What better name, he thought. than Queen Elizabeth. He mildly sug gested "Elizabeth." "On no account," said the prince regent "Charlotte, af ter your royal mother and the child's royal aunt." "Certainly not" The Duchess of Kent relieved her feelings by a flood of tears. The Princess Mury kissed her and the baby cried. This spurred the mild archbishop. "What name Is it your royal highness' pleas ure to command?" "What's her moth er's name?" "Victoria," answered the Duke of Kent But his intervention was met by an irate look from the re gent The Duke of York, seeing that the christening must be hastened for ward if it was to be got through with at all, took on himself to say, "Alesan drlna Victoria." And so the queen missed being known In history as Geor giana, a fitting name for the last of the Georglana dynasty, qu'elle resume, ex- prime, et termlne, but less suitable for a glorious reign of sixty years than Vic toria. Contemporary Eevlew. A FLYING MACHINE. Denver Man Thinks He's Solved the Problem of Aerial Navigation. A Denver man, Jerome Blanchard, is the latest to claim that he has solved the flytng-machine problem. His appar- X WINGED BOAT. atus has a sliding seat and aerial oan.. a rudder, four wings, and will soon be tried near Denver. Origin of Postage Ste.mps. The Incident which resulted In the Invention of the postage stamp was a curious one. A traveler Journeying through the north of England chanced to reach the door of an Inn Just as a postman stop ped to deliver a letter. The young girl for whom it was intended came out to receive it She turned it over and over in her hands and asked the price of the postage. The price demanded was shilling, and as the girl was poor she returned It to the postman, saying that It was from her brother, but that she had not that amount of money. The traveler, in spite of her protest, paid the money to the postman and handed the letter to the girl. When the poet' man departed the young girl admitted that she and her brother had arranged by certain marks upon the letter that the other should know that the writer was in good health and prospering. "We are so poor," she added, "that we were forced to Invent this way of letting each other know of our wel fare." The traveler continued on his way, asking himself if a system giving rise to such frauds was not a vicious one. The sun had not set before Roland Hill (such was the traveler's name) had planned to organize the postal service oo a new basis. His views found favor with the En glish government and on January 10, 1840, the first postage stamp was is sued and a postal system started by which not more than a penny was paid for letters which circulated over the whole extent of the British Isles. Ten years later, In 1850, the number a toHiiM tna.aoA tmm 1 WY1 fYlft tn Chrome Hheamatism. . From the In&uttrial Neat, Jack.wn, ilich. The subject of this sketch is 56 year3 of age, and actively engaged in farm ing. When 17 years old he hurt his shoulder and a few years after com menced to have rheumatic pains in it. On taking a slight cold or the the least strain, sometimes without any appar ent cause whatever, the trouble would start aud he would suffer the most excruoiating pains. He suffered foi over 80 years, and the last decade bos suffered so muoh that he was unable to do any work. To this the frequent occurrences of dizzy spells were added, making him almost helpless invalid. In all Sorts of Weather. He tried the best physicians, but without being benefited and has used several specific rheumatio cures, but was not helped. About one year and six months ago be read in this paper of a case somewhat similar to bis which was cured by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and concluded to try this remedy. . After taking the first box he felt somewhat better, and after using three boxes, the pains entirely disappeared, the dizziness left him, and he has now for over a year been entirely free from all his former trouble and enloys better health than he has had since his boy hood. He is loud in his praises of Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills for Pale People, and will gladly corroborate the above state ments. His post office address is Lo renzo Neeley, Horton, Jackson County, Michigan. All the elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves are contained, in a condensed form, in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. "All drug gists sell them. ITEMS OF INTEREST. Wisconsin has 9,000 Indians of various tribes. Eight million eggs have been found in the roe oi a Bingle codfish. Some physiologists suppose that elec tric shocks pioduce death by asphyxia, others that the heart is suddenly par alyzed. A diamond in constant use for cutting cold glass lasts about three months, but f used to cut hot glass, it would only last for one day. The voice of a woman is audible in a balloon at the height of about two miles, while that of a man has never reached higher than a mile. Two Woolrich (Me.) men made the queerest horse trade recently on record. The owner of the animal swapped the horse for 14 roosters. Four hundred years ago only seven metaU were known. Now there are 51 80 of whioh have been discovered within the present century. Mahogany is now very generally sub stituted for hickory in the manufacture of wagon wheels in France, it being found cheaper and quite as durable. A Kansas man is the owner of a floral freak in the shape of a geranium plant that is more than 12 feet high. It grew nine feet in one season. Some Florida fishermen sent out from Tampa a story ot the finding of a pearl as large as an ordinary marble in an oyster served to the city auditor. In Windsor Castle, England, there is a carpet 40 feet in breadth, and it con tains 58,840,000 stitches. The weav ing of it occupied 28 men 14 months. The flow of water over Niagara Falls is estimated at 218,000 cubic feet per second, which is equal to 1,508,360 gallons, weighing 16,433,270 pounds. 'The royal crown of Persia, which dates back to remote ageB, is in the form of a pot of flowers, surmounted by an uncut ruby the size of a hen's the Caspian sea there are sev eral "eternal fires," so called by the natives, where natural gas issues from the ground and has been on fire for ages. colored Who the Carliati Are. A number of readers are curious to know what is meant by the frequent reference to the fear of a "Carliat up rising" in Spain. At the death of King Ferdinand of Spain, in 1838, his a-year-oid oaugnter, Isabella It, suc ceeded to the throne, though Carlos, Ferdinand's brother, claimed to be en titled to the honor under the salio law, whioh provided that no female should go to the throne as long as any male descendant of the King was living. This law. however, had been revoked by Ferdinand, who had no children at the time, but six months after Lis death ' a daughter was born, and she became queen to the exclusion of Carlos. The latter's descendants, ,who are called Carlists, have since persistently insist ed that, by right of succession, the throne belongs to them, and for over 50 years Spain has been subject to Car list uprisings, whioh have simply meant a number of unsuccessful wars, the de struction of property, and general pub lic unrest. The Carlists have found their strength in what are called the Basque provinces, dominated mostly by the clergy, who believe in the divine right of kings and of kingly succes sion. The inhabitants of the Basque region are largely shepherds and farm ers. They are good fighters, and have been the main strength of the Carlist forces. A strong sentiment in lavor of a republic exists in the cities, where the people have been led to independ ent views by education, reading and travel. It is unnecessary to say that be tween what are called the Republicans and the Carlists there is a strong anti pathy, for their aims are radically dif ferent In 1873 Spain was a republic, and the people owe to that brief period of popular government many of the lib erties which they now enjoy. Les lie's Weekly. HAS NOT SLEPT FOB FIVE TEAKS. h it reported that a man lc Indiana has not naa an n.nra Bleep lor live years. He con stantly walka about, unable to rest, and ia now little -more than a skeleton. There are thousa nds o( men and women who are unable to sleep more than an hour or twoa night because ot nervousness, weakness, dyspepsia, neaaaene ana constipation, a certain remea ior these disorders is Hoetetters' Stoinac Bitters. All druggists Bells it. Spread of PinUch Gas. The Pintsch gas is now used for light ing 83,583 cars in diffeient parts of the world. Germany takes the lead with 81,835 cars, and England comes next with 16,854 oars. The United States is third with 10,809 cars, and India has 6,856 cars lighted by this gas. It has been applied to 8,184 locomotives, 8,121 of which are in Germany. Not a single locomotive in the United States has been provided with this gas, which is rather a surprising thing, consider ing the fine light it gives. TRY ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE. A powder to be shaken into the shoes. At this season your feet feel swollen, ner voub, and hot, and get tired easily.. If you have smarting feet or tight shoes, try Allen's Foot-Ease. It cools the feet and makes walking easy. Cures swollen and sweating feet, blisters and callous spots. Believes corns and bunions of all pain and gives rest and comfort. Ten thousand tes timonials of cures. Try it today. Sold by all drucgists and shoe stores for 25c. Sent by mail for 25c in stamps. Trial package FREE. Address Allen 8, Olmsted, Ia Roy, New York. A man who lives on the Sabastis road, near Lewiston, Me., sells small fish for bait from a well in the door yard. When a customer comes along a pail is lowered into the well' and a large number of little ahiners are brought up. WAGONS IMPROVED. The new improved Stoughton wagons stand the racket. Three more car loads are on the way. It pars to have the best. Write for free catalogue. JOHN POOLE, sole agent, foot of Morrison street, Port land, Or. A well on Sainbel island, Fla., whioh had always been fresh water, changed to sulphur water a few weeks after a windmill had been built over it to util ize the water for irrigating putposes. FITS Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousnes Ml alter tlrsi day's use of Dr. Kllue's Great Nerve Kestorer. Send for FlthB ite.ou trial bottle and treatise. DR. B. II, KLUUL Ltd.. two Arch street, ruuadelphta, Pa. It ia against the rules to carry matohes on board a modern man-of-war. From the time whan the ship leaves harbor for a cruise she is never without a light of some kind burning. Try Schilling's Best tea and baking powder. Weed Destroyer, Weeds can be destroyed in gardens and along railwavs by a new machine having an oil reservoir mounted on wheels and provided with an air pump to force the oil into a series of burners which transform it into gas and dis charge it against the weeds. ton) drinkin JL chillin To Renew the Lobster Supply. The United States government ia making great efforts by scientific propa gation to restock the coast waters of Maine with lobsters, says a Bangor dis patch l;i the New York Sun. The United States fish commissoners' schooner Grampus, which has been at work along the coust for several months, has collected 1,750 Beed lobsters from which 18,000,000 eggs have been ob tained and hatched out at Gloucester, Mass. Of these fry about 5,000,000 have been released in Casco bay and others are to be distributed at various places from Portland eastward. The fry are very small, but through the thin and transparent shell oan be seen the perfectly formed lobster with the eyes especially prominent. Con stant changes of water are necesary to keep them alive. It is likely that t lobster hatchery will scon be estah lished on the Maineooast, and before many years these shellfish will be as plentiful and cheap as ever they were. DEAFNESS CANNOT UE CUBED Bv local applications, ae titer oannot reach the diseased portion o the oar. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness in caused br an In' flamed condition oi the mucous lining of the .cusiacman lUDe. w nen mis luoe gets in flamed too have a rumbling sound or Imner feet hearing, and when It Is etitirelv olosed deafness is the result, and unless the Inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed lorever; nine cases out oi ten are caused d catarrh, which Is nothing but an inllamei condition of the muoons surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars tor any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, tree. X. J. Lflfittfil Ot VU., lUitJUU, u. Boia Dy Druggists, 70c. Mali's Family Pills are the best Theie are 110 mountains in Colorado whose peaks are over 12,000 feet above ocean level. The attentiop of the publio is oalled to the professional work of Dr. T. H. White, ,No. 271 Morrison street, Portland, Or. His electrical appli anoes are the most modem, and his orown and bridge work is oi such artis tio form and finish, that bis patients are delighted not only with the looks but with the comfort they reoeive from the use of Buoh artificial work. All operations are painless under his meth ods. See that your teeth are properly :ared for and that by a skillful dentist There is no need to suffer the discom forts of broken-down and stained teeth when they can be made useful and pleasant to look upon without pain. CURE YOURSELF! Use Blfftt for mi n a mm) discliorpttH, iiillumnmtiuns, . irrittttiouB or ulcerations PrtrQtt ooQiMtoo. Paiulee, and not aatrliv oi hi n o o u ft nieni brautui. iTHEEMNSUHIMrCHUO. ni or Iwuoue. Sold by Drugwlats. or sent In plain wrapper, by exprtw, prepaid, tot (1.(0, or I bnttlm, 12.74. Circular tent ou reuuoBt. A Beautiful M J Ouruitfld m m Dot to Mruiun Y OlMCINNATl.O .t. mJ In order to further introduce ELASTIC STARCH (Flat Iron Brand), the manufacturers, I. C. Hubinger Bros. Co., of Keokuk, Iowa, have decided to GIVE AWAY a beautiful present with each package of starch sold. These presents are in the form oi Beautiful Pastel Pictures Tbey are 13x19 inches in size, and are entitled as follows: Lilacs and Pansies. Pansles and Marguerites. me rouNo or tmii trutH wiu, 00 t-yV "J.CmmiNGCRBROJCT W These rare pictures, four in number, by the renowned pastel artist, R. LeRoy, of New York, have been chosen from the very choicest subjects in his studio and are now offered for the first time to the public. The pictures are accurately reproduced in all the colors used in the orig inals, and are pronounced by competent critics, works of art. Pastel pictures are the correct thing for the home, nothing surpassing mem in ueauiy, rienness 01 coior ana Une ot these pictures will be given away with each package of purchased of your grocer. It is the 11 sold tor 10 cents a package, ask your grocer tor this starch and get a beautiful picture. ALL GROCERS KEEP EUSTIO STARCH. ACCEPT KO SU8STITUTE tea. g's Best ill- THE EXCELENCE OF SYRUP OF FIGS is due not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, but also to the care and skill with which it is manufactured by scientific processes known to the California Fio Srnrjp Co. only, and we wish to impress upon all the importance of purchasing the true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured by the Califohnia Fio Svbup Co, only, a knowledge of that fact will assist one in avoiding1 the worthless' imitations manufactured by other par ties.. The high standing of the Cali fornia Fio Sykup Co. with the meal-' cal profession, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has ' given to millions of families, makes the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy. It is far in advance of all other laxatives, . as it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating or weaken- ing them, and it does not gripe nor nauseate. In order to get its beneficial effects, please remember the name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CaL Lorravii.i,K, kj. newtohk, n.t. 2tufgepatl Om unfer SBlatt," Me WaflrifttMt", tn loltfie Jfreife ehtjufufrten, in btnen (3 bffc t)i nod; nid)t ctnilgtnb befannt roar, (enbett nit eS con iett ah biS jum 1, 3nuat 1800 fret an ade birjenifltn, nxldje fur bal natfjilj Jafjt unfere Slbvitntnttn roertun unb ten Vetraq bafiit, $2.00, jefit rinienben. SKon lalc i$ ifjtobe'SJluinmfTn d)iin. German Publuhing Co., Portland, Or, Cutler's Carholate of Iodine. Guaranteed eure for Catarrh and Oon.umptlon All UruKRlHM. Il.ou, W, II. Smith, Butl'alo, N. Y. ule proprietor. OPIUM MOBI'HINB OOOAINB LACIAMU Stormed atonoa Da. J.C. UovtKAH, iM Isabella Bldg, Chicago,!!!. M. P. K. t. So.Jlo7,8l THEN writing 1 ail vert l.era pleM If mention thia paper. Present Wild American Poppies. Lilacs and Iris. s 01 coior ana artistic merit. . . , . , Elastic Starch artistic merit. best laundry starch on the market, and Trv 0 aana 7r239,e62.-Philadelphla Record, 1 y-artlWMfli'.