WHEN I WAS A BAREFOOT ROVER. Ob, tbe spoil and greed in the world of men And the strife that lives forever, Are lost in the ways and dear old days That the years can never sever. I'd pass the haunts and marts of men, And all its joys, moreover, To live and dream one boyish dream When I was a barefoot rover. The shady lime, by the rip'uing grain, And the meadows nuaiu to wander The willow'd rill beyond the hill, To the pickerel pond "down yonder." To lie in the cool of the shade and dream My youthful dreams all over, I'd give all the world 1ms doled to me To be a barefoot rover. The bees and birds, the lowing herds. The muddy cattle wallow; The hollow stump where squirrels, slunk And the nuts in "chipmunk hollow," The faint, sweet smell from the ferny dell Where the wild How'rs used to hover, And the woods, and brooks, and secret nooks Were mine a barefoot rover. The chirp of birds, the lowing herds, And the bumble bees' dull droning Is music wall'd from the surging throng With its never censing moaning. And I'd pass the haunts and marts of men, And iU arts and joys, moreover, To lie ami dream one boyish dreaf When 1 was a barefoot rover. Chicago Inter Ocean. SAVED BY SH ABBINESS ilirc first great ex- WmmM dtemeut of the op k wSsfiiP e"l"S of the civil 3K f-' xfi urnr uwrmt AVfil tlltt &YAV4rl ""w- itym' . in.. i country like an lr- reHlstiblo tidal wave In that mem orable year 18(11, and I wh caught In tbe current, though at college, and with nearly all my class enlisted among the first volunteers. My health not be ing very robust, Instead of receiving or ders for field service, I was commis sioned to (111 u place In a disbursement ollice. One day I was summoned Into the presence or my commanding officer and told I was to accompany Capt. McKey (we will cull blin) to a certain city for money to pity the troops. The sum was $100,0(10. We were given particu lar directions ns to our going and corn lug. The distance was so great we were obliged to stay over night on the route. A large city was selected uud we were advised ns to the hotel. When we reached our destination ('apt. McKay produced an old black bug for our precious burden. It was not an ordinary old wornout ling such a one us nu officer might have used tin til the gloss was gone and the edges were white. Thorp was no air of an dent respectability about It. Since It was new much time must have elapsed. and heavy wear must have beeu Its portion, Judging from the patches which were not of the same kind of shiny black leather as the primitive article The Cnnlnln carried the bng and 1 watched the Captain. When the num Iters traveling admitted of It, I took a seat Just behind him; otherwise we sat together. I rather enjoyed bearing the com melits of our fellow travelers on the Captain nud his bag. One young lady said to her companion: "If that nice looking captain has a wife she ought to be ashamed of herself for allowing her btislmtid to curry such u fui'u.us looking old bug!" A couple of lads returning from school took the sent vacated by the la dies, and after they were settled they commenced to look about them, and one said to the other: "What's that feller's rani; 7" "Which one?" asked his companion. "The one w it li the bug'" After study ing some time he replied, "Brevet col onel, I believe." "Brevet Jnck-n nnpes!" exclaimed the first loy. "1 believe he's h low-downer, something like an 'orderly' or an 'ad jutant.' " "No, sir-roe, sir; he's a 'brevet of some kind. Didn't we have the expla nation of 'brevet' the other day lu class as a commission which entitles an offi cer to rank nbove his pay? Now that feller ranks above his pay, which ac counts for bis uniform's being first class, for I'ncle Sam settles t tie bills. Hut his pay does not allow hliu to have other nice things like bags and things." Aside from remarks, we met with no adventure, and reached the hotel where we were to spend the n ,,'ht about ! In tbe evening. We had determined to avoid exciting remarks by making tin necessary requirements atKnit our room, so simply asking for a room In the quiet part of the hotel where we could sleep In the morning, we were shown to one of n suite. We realized we had made a mistake In this piirtlcti lar when we wore alone, end com menced to make plans for barricading, ns the room had three doors to be looked after. "Now what will we do to the win- flows?" iisueit t apt. McKay, as we stood In our shirt sleeves, all heat from our exertion of moving n heavy mahognny bedstead without rollers In front of one door, a marble-topped washstamt In front of another and a marble-topped bureau (also without rasters! In front of the third. I considered myself something of senilis about a house, so I replied i lu1' fully: "I think 1 can tlx the w'ndowa nil right." I took the chairs and the towel rack nouie empty pustclmaril boxes found lu the closet and a bamboo whatnot and erected a pyramid between the wi'l flows, sty lilea was to construct an easily moved something so that htiy one trying to enter by the wlndov would give premonitory symptoms by grand overthrow. The pyramid uot being high euotigh, I bethought me of the window shades. An unfortuaaie thought, for I lamed my thumb and skinned several fingers trying to got the shades down. But at length v.e stood In admiring silence before a pyr amid that at Its base took In both win dows and at Its summit, by tbe aid of the rolled up shades placed like an "A" to form an apex, readied nearly to tha top of the room. $We felt safe and re tired for the night. I was awakened by thinking a do tachment of artillery and an avalanche from the Matterhorn were attempting to enter our windows at the same time. 1 gave a leap from the bed to ascertain what was the matter, when I found myself all enveloped in window shades (they having selected that pleasing moment to unwind after having rapped me awake. Capt. McKay assured me hai 1 made use of various strong expressions as I struggled to free myself. After the closest scrutiny, we could discover ns trace of any attempt having been made to enter our room by the windows, but sundry movings about overhead led us to conclude our pyramid had received its overthrow from Jars from that quar ter. "Morn, waked by the circling hours, with rosy hand," had scurcely uubarred the gates of light when I felt something more vigorous than a "rosy hand hold of my shoulder, and opening my eyes saw the Captain's face pale and dis tracted In front of mine and heard him say in a voice trembling with emotion: The bag is gone!" "It cannot be!" I cried, springing up in a frenzy of fear. But dlligen search could not reveal its hiding place, There stood the heavy mahogany bed before oue door, the washstand and bureau be fore the other two, undisturbed! The dust on the window let pes and sash seemed to prove that no one, not even the chambermaid, bad Interfered with them for some time. "Let us get dressed and notify the authorities of our loss," cried the Cap tuln In a hoarse whisper. Both of us started to obey this sug gestion and made such speed as we could, considering our oft-repeated ten dencies to stop and search in probaJtde and Improbable nooks for the lost. I saw Capt. McKay pulling out the draw er In the bamboo whatnot, large enough to hold a writing pad with a few peu- clls; while I Hew with a b"ot half-pulled on to search the top shelf in the closet. "I have looked there six times!" the Captain cnlled out. "I shall be forever disgraced," lie added with a groan. And our brave boys, what will they do for their pay!" I said feebly my Im becility showing Itself In my alluding to such a painful view of the subject when the Captain was so overcome. "Do you think I shall allow them to lose a cent?" he asked, almost fiercely. "No, sir! I have $1,000 lu the bank and I'll use every bit of my puy and forfeit my pension to " Kiip-a-tap tap, came a summons to open the door, befor- which the heavy mahogany bed stood us an impenetra ble fortification. I, with boot number one on and number two halt on, and the Captain, with oue arm lu his vest, has tened to remove the obstruction with us little noise us possible, feeling we would rather not have It known how much we had barricaded. Several more rnps ca mo before we were ready, but at length we opened the door and In the dimness of a dark morning we saw a hall liy with a Jug of water lu one hand. I took the water, while the Captain said lu nn excited tone: "Boy, run down quickly and tell the hotel clerk to come up here! Why don't you start?" he asked. Impatiently. "Yes, I'm going, mister, but fust let me ax ye If this Here is yourur At that he held up his other hand and there welueheld the old, shabby, but la- 'stlmnbly precious bag! The Captalu nearly swooned with Joy, wlille 1 had presence of mind to tell the boy not to send up the clerk nud to give him a sum of money thai made him whistle all the way down the hall. The boy explained that he picked up the bag Just outside our door. Then we remembered wheu the lock of the door had proved refractory, the Cap talu hud set It there, but neither of us had noticed that it was not picked up again, liiesseti no snnomnessi we agreed, If It could accomplish the re markable feat of preserving the sum of $100,000 lu the hallway of u hotel so ninny hours, When the Captain and I had snffi clcutly recovered from falling on each other's necks and weeping tears of Joy over the recovery of our treasure, the Captain said: "I can trust you not to tell this, I am sure, for if you do, and it should reach the (ieneral's ears, It would menu the loss of my commis sion." I'hat Is the reason 1 have waited until tills time before giving the public this episode of the war Orange Judd Fanner. "ELDER" SAM PRYOR.' He's Been Preaching 9r 81 Years, and Shows' No bigns of Stopping. Born in the eighteenth century, sixty years a slave, fifty years the husband of a slave woman, thirty-four years the husband of a free woman who was once a slave, and eighty-one years a preacher of the Gospel. These are some of the experiences which one man, and only one man in the world, has undergone. That man is "Elder" Sam I'ryor, who lives In Limestone County, Alabama, about twenty-five miles from Huntsville. Elder Sam, or "Uncle Sara." as he Is affectionately called by his "white folks," was born In Albemarle County, Virginia, Jan. 1, 1795. His first master boas has paid us all he could afford Anyhow, he's always treated us a! though we were men. His wife am daughter have been good friends b our womenfolks, too. They've dom the fair thing by us, all around, anc we won't go back on 'em." Here shines out that spirit of broth erhood which, if -permitted to have its way with men, will preserA the na tion. "At the heart of the whole so dal problem," a wise writer, has said "is the quiet, homely personal servlct whereby one helps another. No legls lation. no shortening of hours noi I lengthening of pay-rolls, no improve ment of houses nor lessening of rents no establishment of the 'co-operativt commonwealth,' will make much bet ter a situation which sorely needs bet tering, without this individual effort, When every privileged family Is min lstering In some direct way to some other family less privileged, then the social millennium will begin to dawn." KLONDIKE THORNS. Torturt "EI.DKB" SAM l'KYOK. was Capt. John II. Harris, who served in the Revolutionary war. His young mistress, Isabella, married Capt. Luke I'ryor, a lawyer of Athens, Ala., who still lives at that plnev, and Is between 80 and 110 years of age. Sam was given to her upon the occasion of her mar riage, nnd thus became a I'ryor. Elder Sam lives upon the I'ryor place nnd Is a great favorite with the fan)' lly. He has been preaching the Gospel over eighty-one years, and is a Baptist missionary. When asked how he came to be a preacher, he said that he re ceived a call from the Lord eighty-one years ago the second Sunday of last May. But how did you know that yon were called?" "Wheu God converts a man he knows it," was the reply, "and when he calls ti man to preach the Gospel he knows It." The old man continued: "God wnnts religion dat de water can't squench nnd de fire can't squench; Jes like ef you put down dat hat an' lilt go through de tire an' come out jes' like It Is ain't burnt up dat's a hat. Dat's do way God wants a Christian to be." FAMILIAR TRICK EXPLAINED. How the Talking Heud Upon the Table Is ArruiiKcd, One of the most familiar optical tricks is the talking head upon n ta ble. The Illustration almost explains Itself. The apparatus consists of a mirror fixed to the diagonally opposite legs of the table. The mirror hides the body of the girl and by reflection makes a fourth table leg appear. It Entangling Vines Which Weary Wayfarers. II. Juneau, of Dodge City, Kan., who. with his brother, Joseph Juneau, found ed the town of Juneau, Alaska, now counted as the .leading citizen of thf famous territory, has an interesting story to tell of the dark side of life on the Upper Yukon. Mr. Juneau spent several years In Alaska, and helped lay out the streets of the town which now bears his name. In speaking of his early experience In Alaska, Mr. Juneau said: "I helped lay out the town In 1881, and have been there several times since. We first named the place liar- risburg, but the people changed the name after a year or two. I have found the country full of disappointments. nnd I don't want to paint the picture too bright. Enough has uot been said of the dark side. It Is no place for men of weak con stitution. The hardships to be encoun tered require the strongest hearts and sinews, as well. "I have seen nothing published of the fact that a large portion of the country Is covered with a moss and vine which contains sharp thorns, like porcupine quills, with saw edges. These will penetrate leather boots, and when once In the flesh nothing but a knife will remove them. These are worse than the mosquito pest. "Along the sea coast Alaska presents a grand and picturesque view tor miles in extent, from an ocean steam er, it Is a good Idea to get acquainted with Alaska and enjoy its scenery. It is a grand country to visit, and Its scenery surpasses any mountain scen ery In the world. Travel on water can be provided for In comfort, and be en joyed without great risk or danger. "Alaska is a country on edge. It is so mountainous. Basins are mainly filled with lee. The weather Is always hard lu great extremes. When there Is no ice there Is moss and devil's club, the latter a vine that winds about ev erything It can clutch. Persons walk ing become entwined In a network of moss and devil's club, and passage Is extremely difficult nnd 'torturous,' as well as tortuous." Detroit Free Tress. ADVICE FOR THE THIN GIRL. G IRLS with slender proportions are usually picked out by their more heavily weighted friends as persons to whom lots of advice about increasing their avoirdupois must be given. Probably a little in formation on this 'subject will be val uable. The candidate for added flesh should get all the sleep possible from nlue to ten hours. In addition, a nap in the middle of the day will help. While napping no stays, tight shoes or bauds must be worn. If one cannot sleen oue should lie down in a dark ened loon) at least thirty minutes In stead. In the mornings a cold plunge, or at least a cold sponge, must be tak en, dashing the water on the shoul ders, neck and collarbone, drying with a Turkish towel and avoiding heavy clothing. A thin woman should avoid cumbersome wraps, heavy - weight dress goods nnd linings. She should not tire herself bicycling, and she should have plenty of fresh air. Diet deserves a consideration. For some drinking malt, liquors is u great help, but many cannot stand it. A diet wiui an eye to acquiring flesh should con sist of liquids milk, water, but not coffee and tea; no hot oreis, plenty of butter and cheese and good cocoa. The very thin woman should have five meals a day, should eat marmalade and plenty of warm milk r.nd cream. Indeed, If warm milk Is drunk before retiring it is in Itself almost a sure cure for thinness. Above all, eat slowly and never exercise until a half bcur after meals. other and more delicate way for the face? Women can feel assured that by a systematic, intelligent and persistent physical culture of their skin and com plexion the hollows in the cheeks, at the temples, under the eyes and about the chin, also the advent of the mucb dread crowsfeet, can easily be post poned many years. Killed a Hnse Bear. Miss Hattie M. Hichards, daughter of a dry goods merchant who lives at 130 West 8(ith street, New York, killed one of the biggest bears ever slain in the Dead River region of Maine. Mr. Richards left New York with his fam ily to spend six weeks In his handsome camp at Chain of Ponds, on the Megan tic fish nnd game preserves, which con- UJ -rife SUIC IS HIDDEN nr TDK MIKKOR. also reflects the end of the fabric hang ing down in front of the table nnd makes it seem ns if part of the cloth were also hanging over the rear end of the table. Then, too, the mirror re fleets the floor so that the spectator seems to be looking right under the table and thinks he can see the floor be vond It. The girl's head is thrust through a hole in the table. Curiously enough, the effect is more perfect when the spectator Is quite near. The King's Mlstnke. Evidently the King of Slam is still a good deal of a barbarian. If he had profited as much by European Instruc tion ns we have been told, he never would have given such an absurd ex cuse as he has lor deterring Ills visit to the United States. It would take, hi! says, six months at least to get an Intelligent Idea of America and Ameri cans, and, as he has only a few weeks more to spare from affairs of state, he is going to wait until he has more leis ure! This will disgrace Chuinlongkorii all over Europe, and ruin his laborious ly acquired popularity. Any British, French or German traveler would have told 111 in that from three to six week: here would enable a man of ordinary Intelligence to know us inside and out and set down the conclusion of the whole matter In a big book. Haven't they done it time and again, nnd aren't they men of ordinary, very ordinary, Intelligence? New York Times. Hustles Here Aeuin. When the Czar of Russia and the President of France embraced at Crou stadt roads they didn't dream that their affectionate greeting would change the shape of the feminine form all over the civilized world. But so It was, for no sooner were the significant tidings flashed over the wires than the SETS THK SKIRT. Clever iuubiuu fashion-makers went to work to estab lish the vogue of the Russiou blouse! Now the Russian blouse, as all the world kuows, is a baggy, puffy, sloppy look ing garment, hiding all curves of the human form divineand giving a general air of limpness to Its wearer. This effect on the figure must be remedied somehow and bustles and hip pads seem to be the only counteracting In fluence. So they are selling rapidly. Made of hair or wire and ranging In length from six inches to the length hip iiiisri.K. of the dress skirt, they are supposed to give the proper'"set" to the skirt, while the pads for the hips accentuate the smallness of the waist, and so give the desired hour-glass effect which is deem ed necessary to emphasize the beauty of the fashionable Russian blouse. MISS IIATTIB M. HICHARDS. Hovenle t by the Microscope. A ready means of distinguishing be tween fresh meat and that which has been frozen, u writer points out, is fur nished by the microscope. A small quantity of the blood or meat Juice Is examined, and if this is from fresh tlesh numerous red corpuscles normal lu col or and Homing In clear serum are seen; while In the case of blood from flesh that has been preserved by freezing the corpuscles have dissolved In the serum, and not a single normal red corpuscle can be seen. The liquid must lie ex umiticd beforo there has been any dry ing. YoiiRir Indians as Fanners. Out of r70 Indian Ih.vs and girls late ly nt the Indian Industrial School nt Carlisle only B4 are there now. The other 400 are out among the farmers of the State helping to harvest the crops. There Is one thing that gets a man Into more trouble than love; carrying a pistol, and looking for a fight. The Head Wuiir ss. The head waitress is beginning to ri vn I the proverbial theological student In the dining-rooms of New England hotels. She occasionally appears In New Jersey. In a noted hostelry lu the Berkshire hills the long dining-room acknowledges the benignant sway of the head waitress. Clothed entirely In black, with only a Hue of white at tluoat and wrists, her costume Is dif ferentiated from the uniform of her troop of assistants. All the other wai tresses are In white duck or pique, stif fly starched (no flimsy organdies or Victorian lawns being usedi. Along the long wall of the dining- room is a row of well-separated high stools. There Is one by each table, and on this the waitress Is perched when not attending to her table. It looks odd Ht first to see them perched up high when not on duty, but hotel guests are not always punctual at coming to meals, and the arrangement Is thor oughly humane. The height of the seat and Its position prevent what would appear ns a breach of etiquette did the waitress take one of the table chairs. The fashion Introduced Is a sensible innovation.-Philadelphia Record. Travels Like a He- I Horse. People are still at work Inventing queer devices. A Detroit man has in vented and patented a mechanical horse which he designed to be propell ed by a pedal chain arrangement. This extends back to the carriage, which the horse draws after it, covering the. A MACHINE STF.KD. ground with a lifelike motion of the legs. The gait Is said to be very nat ural and true to life. Fair Play. That Is a suggestive "strike story" which comes from a Western State, whose leading industry has of late beeu seriously Imperiled. One employer's hands refused to :go out" when others did. "No," they said; "we believe the Of Course. "And so Dr. Cutting, the eminent appendicitis expert, is dead? Dear! dear! That's u severe loss to our com munity. What was the matter with him?" "He swallowed a peachstone, and It cot stuck somewhere." Clevelaud Plalndcaler. Told the Truth. "See here. That horse you sold me runs away, kicks, bites, strikes and tries to tear down the stable at night. You told me that If I got him once I wouldn't part with him for $1,000." "Well, you won't," Detroit Free Press. A woman who loves her husband never attempts any explanation of why she married him. An Idcut Hostess, She must never look bored. She must make you feel perfectly at home. She must know how to get congenial people together. She must never let any one be stignt- ed or overlooked. She must bo perfectly unselfish nbc t her own pleasures. She must know how to keep conver sation always going. She must make you feel Individually that you are the favored guest. She must see everything, nud yet possess the art of seeming to see noth ing. She must know when to ask the amateur musician to dlsplar his or her talents. She must remember thnt nothing is bo tiresome, so surely death to nil en Joy ment, ns the feeling that oue Is be ing entertained. Fen t her Hons. Feather boas are still very fashiona ble; they must never meet under the chm, ns they shorten the neck; they should be Invisibly fastened on each side to frame the face and protect the back of the neck and ears, which Is really all that Is needed. Neck ruffles are popular also In three shades of rose or lavender chiffon, silk, muslin or rio bons. edged with velvet or gold braid. Tnese niched collaret'es are prettier for very young girls than the feuther boas. Restoring the Complexion. If the complexion has been neglected or Injured by the use of poisonous cos metics or soaps, nnd It Is desired to re store it to Its former healthful condi tion, It must be done by administering the proper food and nourishment to the huugry pores nnd relaxed muscles. Is It not reasonable that what can be done (or the body can also be doue In an slst of 250 square miles of the choice hunting ground in Maine. Miss Rich ards carried a rifle that had been made expressly for her. She Is familiar with the use of firearms, and has oftem brought down deer, but this was the first time she had had a chance to tackle n bear. Suddenly there was a loud cracking of the underbush, and looking In thnt direction she saw a huge black bear coming toward her. Bruin trotted along in blissful ignor ance of the presence of the young wo man with rifle raised waiting for him. When lie had approached to within 200 feet of her she fired. The bullet struck the bear in the neck and made a bad wound, which caused the animal to grow very savage. It made a rush for the girl, but when it was about seventy feet away Miss Richards' rifle cracked again nnd the bullet hit the benr behind the ear and killed it. The bear was an old fellow and weighed more than 400 pounds. Guides said it was the largest killed In the Dead River region in years. Paris Skirts. In Paris skirts are made with five and six gores respectively. The latter, measuring about four and a half yarns round, is the most popular. Horsehair interlining Is de rlgeur ami, to give additional "spring" to these skirts, French modistes stitch the horsehair In with each seam, and while perfectly flat and tight about hips and back the newest skirts are more buoyant and Irrepressible than ever at the hem. Vocations of French Women. French statistics show that there art now 2,1!)0 women In France who earn their living as authors or by writing for newspapers, while there are only 700 painters and sculptors of that sex. Among the writers are 1,000 novelists, 200 lyric poets and ISO who publish children's stories and educational works. Latest Fad. ' Taxidermy Is one of the latest fad of New York women. It Is said that Mrs. Jack Astor started the fashion by learning the nrt in order that she couW preserve with her own bands the feathered trophies of her hunting expeditions. The Train Now Worn. The train has arrived and fair ladies will wear it this winter for home, din ner nnd evenings, while even walking gowns betray a tendency to to swees microbes from the street. Women of Finland. In Finland women have the right of suffrage. They usurp men's privileged and are carpenters, paperhangera, bricklayers and slaughterers. Kvcry mother knows how . ard It Is to put on a child's rubbers over bis heavy shoes, and many a nurse will testify to a bent thumb nail and an abraded finger received during thte troublesome performance. Oue mother discovered by accident tuat by the use of a shoe-horn the fractious rubber be came amenable to treatment She slips the shoe-horn Into the back of the rub ber while the child presses bis foot down, and lo! the overshoe Is on, sure and firm, and the mother's temper and fingers unharmed. It Is a trick that to worth the trying.