f S II i I II STORIES OF STETSON. ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING MEN EVER IN THE SHOW BUSINESS. An Ignorance Whm Depth and Breadth Made It Highly Entertaining-Stetson Was m Source of Fan Outalde of The atrical Circle, aa Well aa Within Tbem. There is a mun bora now and thn with a sort of bumoruni silver spoon in his mouth. Uuintormpted Kd fortune M a humoriHt smile on him through life, and that, too. with 110 neeraiug itffort of bis own. He somehow acquires an early reputution for saying or doing funny thinKS, which, once K"incu, notn" ing con take away. All tho jokes in bis lino of bis generation, and often soino of earlier and later generations, aro credited to him, and nobody cares to disputotho honor. Collectors of jokes are ready to accept Joe Miller as Joo Miller, but no literary scholar believes that ho originated all the jests in his alleged book. Anybody can think for himself of two or three similar examples in the present half century, and, even no, it is not likely that John Stetson ever really said all or hulf tho amusing things that were attributed to him. They were good stories, some of them, and they were told of Stetson, just as tho story of fiddling while Romo burned was told of Nero, not because they wore truo, but to show what kind of man Stetson was. The stories which it was thought proper to fix upon John Stetson were thofe which exhibited any broad, com prehensive and picturesque ignorance. He was an ignorant man no doubt ig norant enough, perhaps, to say all the things that it was ever said that ho said, but tho chances aro that he did uot say them all But tho stories are none the worse for that Years ago Sophocles' "CEdipus Tyrannus" was played by tho students of Harvard col lege and excited great comment through out the country. It was discussed ouo eveuiug at a dinner at which Stetson was present, and he cheerod the com pany by announcing that he had con tracted with Sophocles for tho writing f a new play to be produced by him the following season. This story belongs in the same class :ts a somewhat nioro elaborate one. Stetson once took possession of a now thoateraud discovered in the lobby a picture that did not meet his artistio taste. "Tako that picture down," he aid. "But, Mr. Stetson," somebody re monstrated, "that picture was painted by Michael Angola" "Michael who?" said Stetson. "Michael Angela " "Well, take it down," said Stetson, "and discharge Angela I won't have any of these foreign scone painters around my theater; I'm going to em ploy Amerieans. " This so amusod those who heard it that they at once told the incident to friends of Stetson and themselves, and among thorn was Jack Haverly, the famous negro minstrel manager. Hav erly did not laugh when he heard it, but simply looked puzzled. He thought for a few moments, and then a faint smile camo into his face, and ho said, "Oh, yes, I see; there ain't no such por Hon as Michael Augulo!" This answer was thought good enough to take back to Stetson, who, it was as sumed, must have taken pnins in the meantime to inform himsolf of tho his tory of art Bufflciontly to understand it "What do you think, Stetson?" said his friond. "We have told Jack Havorly what you said about Michael Angelo, and ho said, 'Oh, I see; there ain't no suoh person as Michael Angelo I' " Stetson looked blank in his turn for a inomont and then received his own littlo illumination as to tho humor of tho thing. "Why, the ignorant old fool," he said j "of ccmrso ho ought to have naid, 'Thcro isu't any such person as Michael Angela ' " This story again recalls another with a similar touch in it Tho conversation once turned on a clever passage in W. Florence's old play, "Tho Mighty Dollar," in which Bardwnll Slout ex poses his ignoranoo by referring to a hacknmu whom he had encountered in Venice. "Yes," said Stetson, "that is olovcr; of courso they don't have hacks in Venice i it's suoh a slow placo they don't have anything but omnibuses und mulo carta " This fable found its way into priut again only a few weeks be fore Mr. Stetson's death. "What do you think of So-and-so?" Stetson asked of a frioud, naming one of the actors of his company. He meant to ask what his friend thought of the way tho actor was playing tho part in which he was then engaged, but the friond supposed that he meant to ask what manner of man ho thought him. So he answered, "He's well enough, only he seems to me to be a littlo too pedantia " This struck Stetson as a good word, and he stored it up in bis memory for future use. A fow days later, when lit met the actor, he said, "I was in from, watching you lust night and thought you didn't play that part quite as pe dantic as you usually da " Sometimes Mr. Stetson's expressions amounted to epigrams. It will lie re membered that when (iilbert and Sulli van's "The Gondoliers" was first done in this country at the New Park theater, now tho Herald Syuure, it was a dread ful failure. It was clearly and obvious ly so to anybody who saw any consid erable part of it, evi n if he were ordi narily a bad judge of such things, and Stetson was uot a bad judge. He bad se cured the rights to the opera for New England, and he had paid a good deal of money for them, ilo went to the New Park on tbo first night to sees aud hear what bis property looked and sounded lika After the first act he strode out iuto the lobny ami mnit-lani? lit ani hiuinmt ter: " .ioimoln i'r i oi iirlit rs'' H'm! Gone doll.i:r N'-w Vovk Tribune THE BREECHLOADER. Improvements In Ouns That Condoca U Kapidtty of rirlng. Let us examine a breechloader and see what improvements have been mude which may conduco to rupidity of lire. We see that in the older pattern three motions were necessary to open the breech. Fir, tho bar which is fixed across tho baso of the block had to be removed, then a half turn had to be given to the block to free it in its bed, and then it had to be pulled forward. Lastly, it had to be thrown back on its hinge, so as to open the gun from end to end. We aro shown that in later pat terns tho cavity or bed into which the block fits is mado in the form of a cone, to that tho breech block itself can be turned outward without any preliminary motion forward. In artillery work timo is everything, and any ono motion of the gunner's hands and arms saved is a point gained. Now let us look at the mechanism by which the recoil or backward movement of tho gun is checked at the moment of firing. Tho gun slides into its cradlo, and its recoil is counteracted by buffers which work in coil, somctlyng in tho fashion of tho coil springs which we see on doors. Iron spiral springs push the gun buck again into place. Another in teresting pieco of mechunism is the elec tric machinery by which the gun is fired. When the recoil has taken place, the wire, along which runs the electric cur rent, is pushed out of place, so thut it is impossible to fire the gun, even though it be loaded, until it has been again fixed in its proper position on tho cradle. Truly a modern cannon is a wonderful machino, and yet it is only a develop ment from tho sort of iron gas pipe which was used in the middlo ages. Hard by is a gun which has come to grief. In experiments which aro carried on at Shoeburyuess guns are charged to their full, or, as in this case, more than their full strength. There is an ugly gash running down the outer case or jacket, as it is called, of the gun, and the latter has broken aud nearly jumped out of itscradla Nursery phraseology certainly comes in strongly in the tech nical slung of gunnery when we have to do with Woolwich infanta Chambers' Journal. X RAYS CAN BE SEEN. Their Effect on Different Fart of the Unman Eye. Dr. Brandes of the University of Halle has succeeded in rendering directly visible the X rays discovered by Pro fessor Roentgen. The observation mado by Professor Salvioni, an Italian physi cist, that lenses are in a very slight de gree penetrable by Roentgen's rays, suggosted to Dr. Brandes the idea thut the invisibility might be duo to circum innma HintimtMl with this fact He ac cordingly resolved to tost the effect of Roentgen's rays on lenscless eyes. There are many people who have bad tho lenses of thoir eyes removed as a rcmody for extreme shortsightedness or for cataract A girl who had had this operation performed on both ' eyes, but in whose right eye a remnant of tho lens had been left, allowed the experiment to be tried upon her. Professor Dorn, whom Dr. Brandes had interested in the investigation, sub jected the girl quite unexpectedly to the rays, and, when the strong current passed through the tube, which had been totully darkened, she declared that she saw light with her left eye. Professors Dorn and Brandes at first thought it possible that a spark had leaped across, but, when this had been rendered impos sible, the girl continued to declare that aim biiw liirltfL On further trying the experiment tho two savants suw tho ligut too. iney nniitinnnd their investicntions and nseertained thut Roentgen's rays really affect tho return. If wo piaoo our neau, fnmnlitnlv inclosed in nu entirely opaque vessel, near the source of tho rays, we see light even with tho closed vta nuil w oin it mrwt, elearlv at tho periphery. Moreover, we continue to see it even when a large aiunuuium puuu, whinh wnnlil einnnletelv exclude electrio rays, is placed between a Ilittorf tnbo and tho eye. Utter uarKuess, on inu other hand, results if a thick pane of glass, which, as is well known, is only in a very slight degree penetrable by Roentgen's rays, is placed between the tube und tho closed or covered eye. Berlin Cor. Loudon Standard. Wedding Postponed. Sharp Dume I must frankly toll you, Mr. Meek, that my consent to your marrying with my daughter has been wrung from mo under protest Mr. Meek Kb? Protest? Sharp Dame Yes, sir. I knew that if I did not consent she would disgrace tho family by an elopement When she wants anything, we all have to give in to her or toko the consequences, aud long experience has taught me that I might as well try to fan o(T a cyclono as reason with her when bIio gets mad, especially if there is a flutirou or a roll ing pin handy, and so I just give right up at ouce. Has the wedding day been get yet, M. Meek?" Mr. Meek Um cr uot yet, and, in fact madam, I'm I'm a littlo afraid I can't afford to marry very soon anyhow. Goo-good day. New York Weekly. Iter Varying Value. Mrs. Ferguson George, if I should eeaso to care for you and fall in love with some handsomer man. w hut would you do? Mr. Ferguson (with sonic fierceness) I'd sue the scoundrel for $100,000! Mrs. Ferguson (applying the corner of a handkerchief to her eye) And yet when I told you tho other day how dourly I'd love you if you would only buy me thut $13.99 vase at Spotcash & Ca'syou only said, "H'mph!" Chi cago Tribune. The Haw Cms. Photographer Photograph, sir? Customer Yes, pica'. Photographer Inside or outside, sir' Pick Mo Up. IT WORKS BOTH WAYS ENRICHES THE CREDITOR AND IM POVERISHES THE DEBTOR. What tho Destruction of tho Hotter Qual ities of Silver Baa Done For England and This Country Declaration of tho World' Leading Financial Paper. In a recent issue The Statist of Lon don, ono of the ablest flnanoial papers in the world, but ft goldbug, of courso, in writing of tho unusually prosperous con dition of British industries which made possiblo the chancellor of the excheq uer's budget reported at the beginning of last mouth, said: Tho producing countries have been plunged Into ao much distress that they aro compound to oll at whatever price they can got, and our people aro so well off thut thoy are able to buy larger and larger quantitlea every year. The Unit consequence of thia Is that the working classes aru exceedingly prosperous, and tbo foundution la being laid in the second place fur a great increase in our trade because mer cbauta aro laying In atocka of material at ex ceptionally low prices. The United kingdom baa the labor, the ma chinery and tho capital to supply all the rent of tho world with any quantity of goods tt may require but our foreign customers were too poor to buy from us on the usuul scale. The exports merely confirm whut tho imports tell us thut the producing countries aro In deep distress, and that we are growing In wealth. Roughly, tho decline in prices in the exports is hulf the decline of prices in the im ports, or, to put it differently, we gained twice as much by buying our imports cheap as we lost in selling our exports also cheup. But as a mutter of fuct the loss must navo been trifling, if thoro wns any loss. This country mnnutactures cheap goods for all parts of tho world, and cheup, coarse stuffs include in their vuluo not very much labor. Tho chief item is the raw mutcriul. But In buying the ruw material we gained immensely, and con sequently there was no need for very much reduction in the wages. Tho Statist hero lots us into the secret of what it is that is enriching Englaud "tho producing countries have been plunged into so much distress that they are compelled to sell at whatever price they can get " An English paper like Tho Stutist would not bo likely to make such a cold blooded statement that Britishers are growing rich upon tho necessities of tho producing countries if it were not a fact. We may accord ingly accept it as a fuct and seek to as certain what it means. England is tho great creditor nation of tho world. According to Mr. Glad stone, whose authority nobody will dis pute, her credits abroad amounted in 1893 to tho astounding sum of $10,000, 000,000, and theso investments, accord ing to the calculation of the same high authority, brought in to Englishmen the tidy amount in annual returns of $500,000,000. These credits of Great Britain have not certainly decreased in the courso of tho lust three years, and in referring to them now it will be safe enough to speak of tbem as still amount ing to that sum. In that inoomoof $500,000,000 from her foreign invest ments is to be recognized one of, the leading sources of England's well to do ness. It represents a fine revenue when we remember especially that it is Jmite over and above all her ordinary com mercial gains. She is in tho position of the head of a family who has saved so much money aud has invested it so wisely that he is able to support his family upon it without touching current profits or revenues. It is very good for Englaud. - But there is another view of the case, and tho other is the view in which we, as British tributaries, are mainly inter ested, for wo aro tributaries to Great Britain, however much we may squirm at tho liame. And, in fact, not only are we tributaries of Great Britain, but we are easily tho most extensive tributaries that she has. Of the $500,000,000 por annum which indebted foreigners pay to Britishers to muko them rich und prosperous wo huve the pleasure of knowing thot wo in the United Stutcs contribute over $200, 000,000 every ycur. It is worth while reflecting a moment how we pny that huge uunual tribute, ull payablo in gold or gold's equivalent Plainly we cannot pny it all with tho gold that is mined in the United Mates, for tho gold that is mined in the United States in a year does not amount at the outsido to more than $50,000,000, aud we canuot pay oft a gold debt of $300, 000,000 with a gold product of $50, 000,000. When wo have handed over to our creditor on tho other side of the At lantic every ounce of the $50,000,000 which is aunually extracted from the United States mines, we still owe Eng land an annual debt of $150,000,000. How do we pay it? We have to pay it in exports. And Tho Statist, in tho excerpt which we have quoted, tells the nature of the pay ment in exports "tho producing coun tries have been plunged iuto so much distress that they aro compelled to sell at whatever price they can get" The United States is among the "producing countries" here referred to, and the United States, a debtor, has to accept a debtor's lines rom the creditor. The United States has to sell its exports at the "price it can get" There is no reader of Tho Times-Democrat so ill posted at this timo of day as to imagine that tbo price of cotton and of wheat is fixed by tho producer. It is the pur chaser over in Liverpool who fixes the price which the fanner in the United States is to be paid for his surplus cot ton and wheat that is fur sale. Now, then, Americans being indebted iu a lurgo sum per annum, as we bave seen, to the Britisher, und not being ablo to pay the British creditor in gold, have to take what price fur their good9 they can get Previously to the demone tization of silver as a money, when sil ver aud gold were both legal tender cur rency on a parity, Amerieans paid off their annual indebtedness to the British creditor in wheat at $1 per bushel and cotton at 12 cents per pound. That was an equitable transaction. The creditor got good interest on his investment and the producer got good value for his labor. Bnt the creditor wm not satisfied with this urranpnient. He did not make .'iiough out of it. He then-fore arranged to contract the volume ef legal money by one half, in order that the half which was left might increase in value. Ho had silver demonetized accordingly, and then gold the ouly legal money left wont away up in value and is now worth 150 conta, whore previously it was worth only 100 ceuts. This new ' arrangement suits the British creditor well, but it is painfully hard on the American debtor. The American debt-; or could under the old double standard arrangement pay his $150,000,000 in debtedness with 60,000,000 bushels of wheat and 7,500,000,000 pounds of cot ton. Now, under the single gold stand ard, with gold greatly appreciated in consequence of the change, the Amcri- j can debtor cannot payoff his $150,000,- 000 annual indebtedness to the British creditor with loss than 100,000,000 bushels of wheat (at GO cents) and 12, 000,000,000 pounds of cotton (at 7 cents) I That is what the single gold standard baa dono for creditor Great Britain and debtor United States. It has enriched the British gold possessor beyond pre vious record. It has impoverished the indebted American producer to near starvation point New Orleans Times Democrat WORKINGMEN FOR FREE COINAGE. A Meeting Which Showed Where the Prac tical Common Sense Laborer Stands, Walking down Alabama street the other night, Thursday, I think it was, 1 huppened to glnnco up and saw a flood of light streaming from windows and heard the sound or many voices. I Hunt droDued nrj to the third story of the big building, corner Pryor and Alabama, and was usnerca into a large, brilliantly lighted hall, full to over flowing. I took a seat and, while reviewing this body of brain and brawn, was en tertained by short speeches as sensible as ever fell from any lips lacking, it may be, the finish of what is called or atorybut charged with common sense and, better still, ringing with honesty. There was no preparation. The chair man simply picked out a man here and there in the ereut crowd and each and every one called, quickly and willingly responded. Have you ever noticed how straight a workingman goes to the point? How simply and briefly he cuts to the core of his subject? The tenor of the talk was that tho time had come in the history of Altanta when the laboring people should put aside their personal prefer ences and vote as a unit for only such men as will do the soub of toil justice in the matter of legislation and there was a determination shown to eschew all division and pursue this wise policy in the future. As the evening waned the chairman suddenly rapped the assembly to order and called out : "As it is growing a little late and we have to rise early I would like to put a question or two before we ad journ. I want to sound this meeting on tho great currency question now agitat ing the country. " ' All ears pricked up at these interest ing words. "All in favor of the single gold standard, " cried tho chairman, "will please rise to their feet " A great hush fell upon the meeting as only one gentleman a Btockily built man with a smiling face timidly arose to his feet and quickly seeing that he was in a hopeless minority sank back into his chair. "Now," cried the chairman, "all in favor of the free and unlimited coinage of silver nt a ratio of 16 to 1 pleuse stand up." With a mighty shout of enthusiasm which shook the building the meeting sprang to its feet us one mun. A single man for tho single gold standard! The ratio of men for free silver was immeusely greater than 16 to 1. For there were by actual count 260 of these intelligent representatives of the lubor organizations of Atlanta assem bled in tbo hall. Tho meeting was 260 to 1 against the single gold standard. There they were under the full light I hud seen them rise and vote with my own eyes, and yet it was hard to believe that tho proportion of Atlanta working men for free silver was so great. Cuu it be possible thut the working men of this city are so overwhelmingly one way? "How is this?" I asked Mr. George Cassiu. "I think you'll find," said he, "that the working people of Atlanta, almost as a body, are for free silver." Atlanta Constitution. Tho People For Silver. Whatever may bo current opinion in the cities, whatever the convictions of Wall street, the bankers, the merchants, and even the working classes of the great towns, the overwhelming prepon derance of publio conviction in the United States to-day is antagonistic to the single gold standard, hostile to the natiouul bank system and favorable to bimetallism. They remember that the men who now preach gold, under the guise of "honest money," have behind I them a record of falsehood and deceit, i Three years ago "honest money" meant I a bimetal lio currency. Now, by the jt I sistcnt reiteration of those who find profit in a contracted currency, it means ; gold alone. Curiously enough, while the politicians have been drifting toward ; gold, the people have been taming for relief to silver. I It is a condition and not a theory, as ' Mr. Cleveland said, which now con fronts us. The couditiou is that the ag ricultural, mining and working dis tricts, or classes, of the United States have been convinced that a greater measure of silver coinage will profit them. The party which puts forward a presidential candidate with a platlorm responsive to this belief is likely to win. The party which shall put up a Harri son or a Cleveland will doubt li rr the "sound money" vote, lr.t if wrn't get the prcidenrT. New Yen V Jonnt.tl Alfalfa and Tree. ' Alfalfa is winning its way la many localities to which it was not formerly ua ndnntnrl. It will nndoubted- irgwuuu --1' . lv prove a greut boon to protty much all the country west oi we muuu'i ;, and still further weBt it is already the chief reliance, without which live stock growing under any othor than purely range conditions would be well nigh impossible. East of the river it is also gaining ground, and localities in which it is reported to be proving suocessfu are every year increasing as experieur6 With it increases. The experience contains some warn ings, too, thut should be heeded, accord ing to the Iowa Homestead, which tells, for example, that in those portions of Kansas and Nebraska where alfalfa has been successful for a considerable time it baa occurred to a great inuny to seed orchards with it This proved to be a very serious mistake, for in only ordina rily dry weather the alfalfa robbed the trppa of the moisture they needed, and the would be fruit grower found him self without an orchard, but with a very good alfalfa field. The alfalfa is a doep rooted plant, going down into the soil a long distance for its water supply and requiring a good deal of it When it and the trees contest for a supply that is only sufficient for one form of plant life or the other, the alfalfa is always the winner and the trees ro to the wall. It may be set down as a fact, reasonably well established, that alfalfa is uusuited for seeding an orchard except in locali ties where there is no question about the sufficiency of moisture. Kerosene Emulsion. Here is The Farm Journal's formula for kerosene emulsion, a remedy for all sucking insects, and for others with soft bodies, with which it can be brought in contact : Soft soap, one quart; kerosene, one pint; water, eight quarts. Warm the soap until it becomes liquefied, remove from near the fire, add the kerosene aud agitate rapidly with a force pump for five to ten minutes, until it becomes a homogeneous cream muss, from which the kerosene will not separate while stand ing. Dilute with water so that tne kero sene will be one-fifteenth to one-twenty. fifth of the entire mixture. If properly nrennred. it can be used With safety un- - - - - on nearly all plants, except squashes, melons, cucumbers and others of the squash family. A hard soup emulsion cuu be made by dissolving two ounces of hard soap in boiling water and using it instead oi the sou soap. dartlne. cutting pains are ter rible. You are hardly sick enough to keep in bed, yet you are unable to go to work. It is severe suffering in every place and all the time. This is Neuralgia. It is chiefly caused by malnutrition, over work and nervous exhaustion. 5cott,sEmul5ionof Cod liver Oil," with Hypophos phites, feeds the exhausted tissues and strengthens the nerves. Opium and similar drugs may quiet pain to-day, only to have it return again, for these drugs weaken. Scott's Emulsion permanently cures because it feeds and strengthens. SCOTT'S fAfU.Jjp.V bat bra endorsed hytbt ardical frortst.ua for iwmly yttri. irlsk your doc tor.) T" ' it alwtn pnlaUtitalwayt uniform always contain! tnc purtit Norwtfu Cod livrr Oil and Hcpotihoipbttrs. Put uf m co cut and ft .oo tirn. Tor small st may he tmuin to curl jour cout' or blip your bakf. Suffered Eighteen Years. Fains Departed and Sleep Came. Mrs. Julia A. Brown, of Covington. Tenn., whose husband has charge of the electric light plant at that place, has been a great sufferer. Her ailments and speedy cure are best described by herself, as follows: "For 18 years I suffered from nervousness and indigestion. I tried every remedy rec ommended by family aud friends, but I iH iruf. nn r..iif at all. Two veara aeo. while belne treated by three local physi cians, Drs. Barret, Maley and Sherod, they Mrs. Jcua A. Brows. Informed me that I had become tirofieaL and that there waa little hope for me. I then decided 'a try Dr. Miles' RcstoratiTC Nerrinc, I was then unable to ret to sleep nntll well on toward daylight, and during all this time I had a dt;p. heavy pain in mjr left side. 1 ros awe! niterabtt, indeed, but after taking one-half buttle of the Amen 1 could sleep all night Just aa well as I ever did. The Afm is the only remedy that gave me any relief whatever. 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(fives stn-nffih and vigor. cures ayspepsia n .;. - -- - --- tl w bouie. h lermanently cuns th. lollowlng- symptoms'. Is were r.auenr Do you belch up g? Are you constipated? Is your tongue coated? Do you bloat up alter eating? Do vou teel you are growing weaker? la there constant bad tasts In the mouth? - . j -H1 I Ivor Cur cures all 4 leases oi the kidney, liver and b'adder.. Hrlce, l per Dome. Lh you gei umyr Have you cold leel? Du you leel miserable? , Do you get tired easily? Do you have hut flashes? Are your spirits low at times? Uo you have rumbling In bowels? D i your hands anJ Let swell? I., this noticed more at night? Is theie pain In small of bacar Has ihe perspiration a bod odor? Is ihere puHiness under the eyes? Uuyuuhave to get up uften at night? is tiler, a. deposit . I. urine If Wli ? cure you n useu mic. - 1 i .;r,.ia. ,.n th biiltle. Dr. O. W. Shores' Mountain wige uh uoi ui. worst pain In one minute, for headache, 'p"'"""-! neuralgia, cramps or colic use II .xierrsaally ndl in ternally. Prevents and cures diphtheria if used la time Keep a bottle handy. Price, He a bottle. Dr. O. W. Shores' Pepsin V.rmiluga destroy ntrttlnal worms anl removes the httle round nesi iwre they hatch and breed It never fails. Hnce a"w Sh .rr' Wltitei green Snlve cures all Us- ises of 'he sk .1 lie n ives red spots and black maples trom tlw tace Heals old sores in 3toSdayi. "Ifr 0 ' Hh-iree' Antl-Onstlpatlu.i Pills lire clir i cn .iip .ition. sick headache and bilious a-trks Price. !r K'' In all cs"s. if the howe's are constipite litre one of Or T, W Shores' Antl-Omsiipanon P lis at bedtime. I vour trouble is cttrnnlc mJ de. p-seaieu. wtite ur. ri V Shu es person.-illv tor U s new sympii'm anJ have votir case di.tirnosed and hi his exre't d vre tn-e. . i , Tn-s fami.us reni'dles .- prepired only bv I'oC j.iG W Shores. Zion's Medi :al Inst tut- . Salt Lake 'sir sale bv a'l Druggists, or sent to anv address on 'ecelpt of price. FOB a ALE BY G. A. HARDING, Sole Agen OREGON CITY, (1RKGON 1, OREGON CENTRAL & EASTERN R. R. CO YAQUINA BAY KOT7TE Connecting at Yaqiiins Bay with the Ban Francisco and Ysotilna Bay Steamsnlp l ompany. Steamship "Fairallon" Sails from Yafnina every eight davs for San rmm-inro. i'oo By Port Oxford, TriniiUd and HumOoll &y. Passenger accommodations uueurpessed. shortest route between tha W illttv;tt Valley and California. Fare from Alheny or noiiifc west u Saa r'raticuwo: fabin - I 00 Sleenwe - - N To Coo Bty anl P.n Oxfuri: Cahin. - - - 0U To Hninbnlt Bay: Cablr, - - Round trip, good for fl day.. RIVtR DIVISION. Steamer "Albany" and 'Win. M. Hnag." newly furnished, leave Albsny dailr 'except Saturdays) at 7:43 a. m , arriving at Portland the same day at 5 p. m. Retnrnira!. boats leave PortUnl asraidays I at m a. m arrivin at Albsny at 7:1 p. m. i 4 M X l 1-4. Kirf l' isi.ni. r.-rvallls. Or i tin i tvi . 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