TAKE CAKE OK YODIl WATCH. The nitchaniam ol the tinman body mlndi one very much of the mechanical construction of a Hue watob, the wheels, cogs and aorewa answering to the muscles and the delicate springs are what may be likened to the nerve. Una cannot move without the other, and yet the action ol each is separate and distinct. Ho it ii with the nervea and uiU'clei of tbe human body. The ailment of the muaolea are distinct from tbe ailmeuti of the nerve, and, like the mechanism of a watch, if ex posed to sudden change of heat and cold, they get out of order and for the tune are useless. Especially is this aoat ibis season of the year, when from exposure, negli genoeor want of care, the nerves are at tacked and neuralgia in lis worst form seta in. But like oil to tbe worka of a watch so is He. Jacobs Oil to the nerves thus de ranged. It is acknowledged by thousands to be the best and moat permanent cure foribia most dreaded diseat-e; hence it is well to look alter tne human watah as well aa the one in the pocket. MEMORIES. As ixirfnniB doth remain In tlio folila lu to it hnth lain, 80 the thought of you nmmlnlng, Dt1ly fuMod in my brnln, Will not leave me nil thlnm leave me Yon remain. Other tlioiiKliU may romu and go, Other moment I may know, That ahull waft niu in thoir Roing Ah a breath blown to antl fro. Frunnint niimoriia fi-usi-ant inemorira Come and so. Only thunitlita of you remain In my heart whore they have Inln, I'erftime thoughts of yon rcmnlnlntr, A hid sweetness in my bruin. Others Imvii me all tliitiK leave me lon renin n. . Arthur Symona. SOME PECULIAR ACCIDENTS. .THE CABINET CAMEO. True beauty doet not (ear to dolt The pluinoa and l.athurs aay, Ami all the cbarinlUK itlrlt mite off Their bat now at Hie play. TIIK COMMISSAKV UKI'AltTM K.NT f the human system Is the stomach. In con sequence ol its activity, the body la supplied Willi the element ol buue, brain, nervous and nuMiiiar tlaaue. When iiiiliifealion Impede! ita limolloua, the beat agent lor Impartinc a oeaiimin nnptiiis 10 itaoieriitiouaia lioatuiier a Stomach Milters, also a curative lor malaria, bilious and kidney complaints, uertousness and oonallpotton. Prospective Pere Do yon think you can fill the requirement ol a son-lu-laxv? 'llieBuiwr nny, l,er Uioukui you would do bat. Piso's Cure for Consumplion has been a wou-eena to me. win. u. Aiouielian, ester, r turiua, Dept. U, listt. HOW'S THIS? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward (oranv auM) ol Catarrh Uiai cannot be cured by Hall's uaiarrn viire. . K. J. CHEN KY A CO.. Prooa.. TolcdnTo. We, tho HiidersiKiied, have known F. J. Cheney lor the last 16 years, and believe bun perfectly oonoraoiu in an uusinesa iraiiaacunns, ana liiauelally able to carry out any obligation anaue vj meir arm. V KKT OJ TRDAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Waldinu, KicNan A Marvin, Wholesale Drugabts, 'loledo, O. Han s caurrn Cure la takeu Internally, aetlug ttrecily upon the blood and mucous aurlaces of tne system. Price 700 per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials Ilea. Hall's family pills are the best. riTB.-All File slopped free by lr. Kline's Sreat Nerve Restorer. Mo Fits after the ttrst day's oae. Marvelous cure. Treause and 12.00 trial bottle free to Fit eases. Send to Pr. KUna, Ml Arab tM., Philadelphia. Pa. . Tit Gibmia tor breakfast. Thai Cxtreme tired feeling afflicts nearly every body at this season. The hustlers cease to push, the tireless grow weary, the ener getic become enervated. Yon know just what we mean. Some men and women endeavor temporarily to overcome that Tired Peeling by great force of will. But this la unsafe, as it pulls powerfully upon the nervous system, which will not long stand each strain. Too many people "work on tfceir nerves," and the result is seen In un- fortunate wrecks marked "nervous pros. tratioa," in every direction. That tired Feel log is a positive proof of thin, weak, im pare blood; for, if the blood is rich, red vitalized and vigorous, it imparts life and energy to every nerve, organ and tissue .of tbe body. The necessity of taking Hood's Ba-saparilla for that tired feeling is, therefore, apparent to every one, and tbe good it will do yon is equally beyond luestlon. Kemeiubei that ood'i Sarsaparilla Is the OneTrne Blood Pnrifler. All drngirlsta. L Prepared only byC. I. Hood A Co., Lowell, -Mam. nUUU S THIS tooperate. SAcent. WHO CARRIES THE LARGEST U ne of Cutlery, Sporting Goods, Barber Supplies and Bazaar (joods I W hy, don' t you know THE WILL 4 FINCK COMPANY? They will supply you with anything you want at lowest market prices. Hend forUeneral Cata logue or Catalogue of Snorting Goods or Barber Supplies- m Market street. Ban Francisco, CaL. FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or "Just Don't Feel Well," xpBbLIVER pills are the Oae Thins to uae. Onlv One for a Dose. Sold by dnigfftata at 25c. a box 6 ample Free. Addreas tha Dr.Bosanko Med. Co.. fhiia. 1'a. Save My Child!" is tne cry or man an agonized mother whose little one writhes in croup or whoop ing cough. In such cases, Dr. Acker's English Rem edy proves a blessing and a godsend. Mrs. M. A. Burke, of 309 E. 105th St., New York, writes: "Dr. Acker's English Remedy cured my baby of bronchitis, and also gave instant relief in a severe case of croup. I gratefully recommend it." Three sizes, 25c.; 50c.; tl. All Prat-fists. ioii Mediciki Co, IS a IS Cliambera he N. V. An Oculist Telia How tha Sight of Several Paraona Was Destroys!. A prominent oculist of this city gives tho following liHt of queer accidents that have come under his observation recently: A little boy, 10 years old, was stand ing iu front of a bird fancier's shop when uu need parrot teemed to take a sudden atiinioxity to the child and durt ed ut him, pecking out otin eye before he con Id get out of the way. Some linemen left a lot of short wire lying on Euterpe Htreet uftor repairing the telephone connections in that (lis triot. An old negro woman who was on her way to murket early the next morn inn stepped on one end of n bit of this wire, when the other end flew tip, strik ing her in the eye and blinding her. A milker employed nt one of the dairy farms near the city wits milking a cow that bud got her tail matted and tangled with cocklebnrs. In the coarse of the milking the cow switched her tail into the man's fuce, the mass of burs striking him in one eye and com pletely destroying the Right of it. A lud shouting ut sparrows with uu airgun hit his little brother in tbe eyo and blinded him for life. Tommy Peats, the hundKome, bright eyed 7-year-old sou of a widow, fell down stairs backward. Whou his moth er sot to him and picked him up, the boy was asleep, the shock having affect ed him iu this singular manner, and in an hour after, when be opened his eyes, they were badly and irrevocably crossed. A poor Jad who is affected with epi lepsy during a recent attack fell against the steam coils in his father 8 office. burning and blistering bis eyes so budly that the sight is gone. As the Louisville and Nashville pas senger train wan coming into the city some ruthless person threw a stone at tbe day coach, shattering one of tho windows.' The particles of glass flew into tbe face of it man sitting by the window, as many as 40 of them embed ding themselves in his eyes alone. Most marvelous to relate, every bit of sglunt has been abstracted and the man's eye sight remains unimpaired. New Or leans Letter in Philadelphia Times. I A SKETCH OF RICHARD OLNEY. SEC RETARY OF STATE. Aristocrat to the Cora A Corporation Lawyer How Cleveland IHseovared Him Intensely American Aa to Ula Presidential Hoom, Richard Oluey, onr secretary of state. is hard, lucid, sointilluut, sparsely sown of his sort, untl tberefure valuable iu fact, a muu diamond, A cold sparkle, as of frost, not of Are, goes with Olney. He U clear, frigid, wintry uud has no sympathies. Being superbly egotistical, no tnle of woe moves him, beinn thoroughbred, a cballoiiKe to buttle brings) him speedily forwurd. a foroign encroachment, even to tlw point of. courting o foreign war. This is instinct with Olncy. He Is cold. He is au' arisioarut, and, as becomes the latter, he is selfish. But he is ulso ut terly tbe Amnricun. Ho fears no power on the map, und won Id meet wir with any or nil with the abomlouof a enuave. Your Now Eughmdnr fights readily. Ho is of a stem brood, your Now Eug lander, and besides his natural thrift has never been aroused by war, for he ever undo pleasutit money by it. New England whs richer at tho clrwe of the Revolution tliau in 1770. From 1813 to 1814, cutlass iu bund, New England took millions on millions of prize dollars from the British und founded herself. That's half tlio basis of all her money Bow. Y'nnr Yankeo lights coldly, und opens i set of books uu the buttlelield. When Born in 1835, Olncy was fall 24 yeurs of age when Fort tiumter became the first target of the war. Olney, however, declined all act or part iu tho war. The first roginieut to march southward came from Massachusetts, but its) enlistment rolls wooed Oluey in vain. He staid , he ilitoWH a buttory into position, lie What Shall Wc Call It? The boys call it a "bike" and are happy; the dictionary makers call it a bicycle and rest content, though heaven knows the philological sin ought to lie heavily on thoir literary con sciences, and we who ride and are hap py and independent cull it n "wheel," in spite of the finicky protest of sundry would be pedants who fill space in the daily and weekly papers. Pray, why not "wheel?" Do you know of a hotter name? Surely not "bicycle," for "hi cycle, " besides being au awkward word, does not describe the instrument of tie light we know, its doubtless the origina tor of the word fully dreumed it did "Bicycle" hus an affected, strained sound that ill accords with the best ele ments of the language we love, tho lan guage whose strength lies in its short, crisp words, pulsating with life and meaning. It is not uuuhuuI to designate a spe ciiic thing by a generic term, and we do no violence to the ImiguHg') when wf say we ride awheel. The term camo in to general use when men did literally ride upon a wheel, in tho days of the old "ordinaries," before the utlvent.of "safeties." It was a wheel they rotlo, tbe second member of the machine trail ing behind in almost unnoticed insig nificance. It was then that a thousand tongues ut ouue named the wheel. This democratic term of spontaneous birth hus hud a tenacious life and will still live, for it is always the people who make language, not pedants nor dic tionary compilers. Womankind. Rainbows That Can Change Sex. In many parts of the world it is the general belief that the rainbow has tho power to chuiige sex. This queer belief obtains in such widely separated dis tricts us South Africa und Norway and China und Australia. The Zulus have a long folklore story of the young man who was changed into a wrinkled old womuu by touching the ninny lined arch. The Scandinavian peusauts have a sim- lar story, and in Greece they say that anybody who runs against the end of the rainbow will have bis or her sex in stantly changed. In France and India 'A pass nnder the rainbow bus a similar jffect St. Louis Republic. Old Story to Him. "My boy," said the passenger with the fur lined cout and the smooth shaven, square fuce, "it was the success of the season. Thte wasn't standing room." Tbe conductor smiled a sour smile. "Zif I didn't have the same experience everyday," said be to tbe morernian. Cincinnati Enoujrer Fits If BHI C25 - uu BSC Vast r.SVMnu) of JraaVtua Frof. W. H. Peekc who makes a specialty of Epilepsy, has without doubt treated and cur ed more cases than any Hvinif Phyaician; his success is astonishing. We hare beard of casef of jo years' standing cared b) him. H publishes s valuable work or this dis ease, wh id: he 8end with s. :le of his absolute cure, free to any auffererj who mar send their P. O. and Espreaa adilre.vt. We a4rie anr nne wishing- a cure to arii1r KICHAItn OLXKV. soberly, resolutely behind. This was not cowardice, for bin courage is proof. It was the cool selfishness of one who thinks fiast and best of himself. By blood and birtb Oluey is an aristo crat. He believes in pedigrees audorests and family trees and coats of armor. His ancestors came with the Mayflower, a craft, by the way, which must have hud a giant passenger list, as well as such a cargo of furniture as should have con sumed forests iu its construction. Olney is of the nobility of New Eng land. He wedded u daughter of the But lers, also of the Mayflower and the pa- tnoians. By nature he is exclusive, se- clusive, shields himself selfishly from common contuct, has few acquaintances, fewer friends, wraps himself in his cloak and withholds bin baud. In his way Oluey hus tbe merit of obuugelessness to a degree, indeed, which. half breeds the theory that he is great. A man gem, us I have said ; no influence corrodes, no fires melt; under all pres sures, through all conditions, Oluey is immutable. He graduated from his college at 21, and was a lawyer of tbe Harvard wash ings and diggings three years later. This was in 8oU; the war was on the na tion's threshold. Tbe war was n good thing for Olncy. It eliminated many a bright fellow, re duced rivalry, and left Oluey a wide. rich field to his sickle. Tho young law yer went about his reaping with a sage prudence that soon gave him a rich prac tice. Prom the first Olney was busy with tbe tillage of great companies ; digging about corporate roots and pruning cor porate branches, a fashion of money cul ture. And he liked it, served well, wus paid well nnd it wus all an experience much to bis taste. Beared ut the knee of corporations, soaked in a stock company vut, Oluey no wonder sees things through corpora tion spectuelus. Yet ho is honest und high minded; won Id do no dishonorable thing. He believes in money and the rights of money, und is more impressed by property thun by a muu. Personally he is worth a cool million, nor is he likely to Jose it. There's no danger of his forgetting where he hus put it down. Oluey 's mind is a law miud. What with study and what with experience, Olney is ono of the best lawyers iu the country. Ho does not shine in court, cures little for foreusio glory or the wreuths of the trial table, but he knows the law. Aud in its application to the interests of his clients he has always been daring, enterprising and sure. No one ever found him wrong. At the time of his utrival in the cabinet, what with this railroad and what with that, Olney was drawing aggregate retainers to tbe sum of a round $100,000 annually. In picking up politics Olney has not mis loid any of his connections. Oluey does not care for politics, and still less for place. The Democracy in herited him from the Whigs. It is from this Whiggish, .Jleiiry Clay source he draws a mild sentiment for protection. Olney is not a free trader, aud cares nothing for sailors' rights. Cleveland discovered Olney. This was at Buzzards Bay in the four years between Cleveland's two presidencies. Olney abode on the opposite Buzzards bay shore. They formed a catboat ac quaintance while fishing in the bay, and finally sought each olber on each other's porch, and were friends. Cleveland be-1 charges it. When he blows au enemy off the earth, he credits it. Yon can't whip bun. Ho is simply doing business with a foe. He will fight whiio it pays 8 per cent. Whou it ceases to flow an interest, ho will limber up his guns and ride away. From crudle to gruve with your Yankee his life is ever listed us part of his assets. Aud Olney is pure Yankee, ami splendid us UaVpeoinien. Oluey 's recent boom for tbe presidency wus und is no growth of him. It was purely the work of Josinh Quincy and I coterie who sought to head off rx-Gov eruor Russell in somo utteuipts at favor ito souisui he was jnst then embarking upou. They neither consulted nor noti I fled Olney. He is wroth at their use of ; him. He has so instructed them, and h I uume will not be heard of nt Chicago. At the close of bis term he will return ! bis portfolio to its triiclf and quietly re immerse himself iu railway law. He will cover himself with obscurity with a mantle, and struggle to be nsnn known hereafter us ho wus beforo CJcve laud lured him to become u oubiuetevr, His joyful sutisfuctiou will grow justiu proportion us he disappears, uud be will be entirely happy only when he is en tirely hid. Such, iu brief, is Olney, the cameo of the cabinet. A. H. L. in New York Journal. ANOTHER CONGRESSMAN. Palne's Celery Compound, the Great Spring Remedy. Made Him Well. A TALL WHITE HAT. Ones Worn by Lincoln anil Now tha Sub ject uf a LawaulU A suit in replevin has been brought in Washington before Samuel R. Church justice of the peace, by Walter C. Cle phaue, attorney for Emma H. Adams and James O. Adams, her husband, ad niinistrutors of tho estate of Phiueas O. Hurley, deceased, who was for muuy years pastor of the New York Avenue Presbyterian church. The defoudunt named is Osborn H. Oldroyd, who is the owner of a collection of Lincoln rel ics, now in the house where Lincoln died, filO Tenth street, and the suit to recovor possession of a tall white hat with a broad black ' baud, which tbe pluiutiffs claim is valued ut $10, and at one time was owned mid worn by Abra ham Lincoln, late president of the Unit ed States. It is claimed by the plaintiffs that tbe hat is being unjustly detained by Mr. Oldroyd. The writ was issued, uud tbe hut was delivered to a constable, who put it in possession of the plain tiffs, they giving bond. It isolainied by the plaintiffs that tho hat wus given to Dr. Qnrley by Mrs. Lincoln after the death of the president, and that it re mained in the possession of the family of Dr. Uurlcy until they loaned it to the government. When the house on Tenth street wus fitted up us a Lincoln museum, the hat wus transferred there. Washington Star. BLAINE'S RESTING PLACE. Ills Widow Contemplate the Purchaae of a Situ Krar Augusta, Me. Mrs. Blaine, widow of the late James G. Blaine, is contemplating the removal of his remains from Washington uud has in mind the purchase of a site for their hist resting place. This site is about a mile from Augusta, Ale., on the road to Manchester, and is at present owned by Mr. W. H. Gunuett, a wealthy Augusta publisher. The place, which is very rural uud beautiful in its aspect, has been im proved by Mr. Gannett, who has daiu ined the streams, where he proposes to iutrodaco colonies of beaver, uuimuls now nearly extinct in Maine. Mrs. Blaine's contemplated purchase is for a portion of Mr. Gannett s park, which she would convert into a private cemetery, after the fashion long peculiur to New England. The location is on tbe brow of a bill, from which there is a splendid ontlook over the Kennebec Washington Post. Fatrlotlo Citizens. With the temperature at 20 degreos below zero the patriotic citizens of floul ton, Me., held a public meeting u few days ago to make preparations for cele brating tho Fourth of July. It is pro posed to muke the celebration of the Fourth this year the biggest thing in its way that has been seen in that part of Maine, and it was necessary to begin in good season. Too Lazy to Get Harried. Dr. Felix Adler proclaims that after r careful study of the institution of mar riage he has come to the conclusion that hevea Olney to be one of the profound-; y th moht who re. fram from marriage do so "because they est lawyers he ever met, nnd Cleveland is entirely right aa to that. . , Olney didn't want to come to the cabinet Cleveland persuaded him as to a duty. He also took moderate counFel of his vanity. But be has never liked his place, and tries at intervals to re sign. Cleveland has always been able to talk him out of this mood. As it now stands, Olney will remain to tbe bi-t. More than any other's Cleveland takes Olney'g advice, and whether us attorney general or secretary of state tbe president hag made no weighty step, assumed no position of importance, un til after a thorough ransack of the sub ject with Olney. A i secretary cf state, OJney has been marked by a prompt reajfness to oppose I are too lazy to make a chutige in their life." Illustrated American. Mayor Plnzree'a New Title. Mayor Fingree still holds the publio eye as a man of innovations. He has lately enriched tha vocabulary of polite indignation by inspiring a member of tbe Detroit board of education to refer to him aa a "fabricationist" Wash ington Star. , mmWmm ill ' A congressman is a publio servant iu the full cense of the word. He is responsible to bis ooustituents. to bis partv, to himself the honorable office is full of hard, thankless work, and heavy responsibility. Congressman William W. (front is grateful to the friend who directed him to Paine'a celery oompound, when pro longed official work had well nigh ex hausted his health and strength. His let.tr reads: Commit tee on Expenditures the Wan Dept., Housa Rep., U. H Washington, D. O., Feb. 2H, ltfiKI J I round relief in Paln'e celery oompound for insomnia, lis action on the circula tion and dipstion was also benerioial. Very truly votirs. William W. Oroiit. There is something wrong when one feels "tired all the time." It is contrary to every oonditiun of good health. There ought to be no necessity of drumming into the ears of tired men and women who feel they are broken in health, and are every day losing in weight and strengtn, the urgent need of taking Paine'a celery compound, now 'tis spring, to restore their spent nerve force and purify their blood. Nome of tbe earliest good results no ticed from taking Paine'a celery oom pound during these spring daya is a regularity of the bowels, a better appe tite, annnd sleep, and good digestion. A healthy blood supply is regulated by the nervo m4 wrhn ttn vltai suds btsoonie fatigued and badly nour ished, tbe bad effect is seen in failing digestion, distressing, ringing sounds in the ears, dizzy spells, depression, neuralgia aud lassitude. Bpriug day! afford every oue the opportunity for shaking off old weaknesses and persist- en t disorders. ( Physician of every sohool have been from the start urged to inquire into the formula of Paine'a celery com pound, that they might satisfy them selves of its wonderful power of mak ing the sick well. Prof. Edward B. Phelps, M. D., LL. D., as soon a he presented Paine'i oelery oompound to his fellow physicians, was always anx ious to have the invigorator tried in oases that resisted the usual methods of treatment, that he might prove tb truth of every olaim made for his new ly discovered formula for Paine'i oel ery oompound. The great remedy al ways gave relief, and in 119 oases out of 100 made people well. Paine'a oelery compound oannot be Judged by the standard of any ordinary modioine, sarsapiirilla or nerve tonio. It is a great modern. soientiQo disoov ery, singularly unlike any remedial agent that hs ever aimed to effect a similar purpose to make people well. Paine'i celery oompound is the one real spring remedy known todav that never fails to benefit. Get Paiue'i cel ery oompound, aud only Paine'a oerr fnmnoTinH I vnn wt.li tn hn Look Out For Imitations of Walter Baker & Co.'s Always the arti- Prcmiurn No. i r i asK tor, and see cle made bv Walter Baker & Co., Ltd., Dorchester, Mass. i Chocolate, that you get, She Preached the Kermoo. ' The Rev. Dr. Henry Wheeler was to have preached bis furowell sermon in the Methodic church of Media, Pa., on a recent Sunday, but was so ill tliut ho was unable to do so. Tho people got u furowell sermon, however, for his wifo took his place iu tho pulpit and preach ed au effective sermon appropriate to the occasion. SURE CURE for PILES I Killing. ul itiiinl, hi, . Hug or Hruiruitinit Plh'sylHd i . la Dr. BO-SAN-KO'8 PILE REMEDY. Htop.hcb- lUa.ttlivirbituuiurij. a uuiti) oiiro. (JircuUraMiiirrra, PriM tUo. Urumiitu or mail IU. UOBAMiO, J'MI. Ptv ;MRS. WINSLOW'S so8: - FOR CHILDREN TEETHINQ Fsraal.brallMracf-'U. IS t'.au a kettle , N. P N. U. No. (152. S. F. N. U. No. 720 JW BV Jar m r The highest claim for other looaccos is "just as gocxl os Durham." Every old Bmoker knows there is none just us good as ($&QDa&Wiii's k IFoteco m Bonod to Come. The twentieth century ii only four years off. It is coming in Cuba as well as elsewhere. Epain cannot itop it. 'ew York World. -'1 L Ton will find one coupon inside eacu twooutice b.ig,aiii twocou pons inside each lour ounce bagof Clack well's Durham. Buy a bag of this cele brated tobacco and read the coupon which give a list of vuluuljle presents and bow u in (j or l inn. sPuDYlJ I j r7C7"at"TV if ..vN. "IVT The TerT remarkable nd certain V V Vr -N 11 relief given woman bv MOOKK'S u fir , t- 3 , . REVEALED KEMEDY has given ,Ju f m" ' 0F?l ' ,Fr'nd-, Tl lg TTI r T "niforn.lv racer, which burden and shorten a woman'i -. Va J;fft Thoosan.f.ol women testify for it. It will give health and strength -r- yv -r- -r-nd I make life a pleasure. For sale by all drnreists. Vf )TT i Tal W. H. tHXI, J. 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