GYMNASTICS IN THE HOME. Women of fushlon In New York are In a poHltlon to derive a great deal of valuable lnfornintlon from a series of lectures given there. says the Chicago Chronicle. Miss Kathryu Staley la the lecturer, and her subject Is physical culture. Attendance on the lectures TO KKDUCK rOKPUl.KilCY. lias been grutlfylugly lurge, showing clearly that the woman who desires to jfo in for athletics Is no longer a nov elty. 10 very woman, whether she will admit It or not, longs to be beautiful, and since she lias learned that physi cal culture Is akin to beauty she is de voted to the cause. Miss Staley says that to learn to stand properly Is tho prelude to all the exercises. To stand correctly women need equilibrium not, EXKIK'ISKS VOU I.KUM AND HACK. like men, military preclHlou. She must be careful .ut to throw, )ier chest out abnormally wind must learu to hare her arms hang normally from the shoul ders and to see that her spine is held in an erect and easy position. Here Is a useful exercise for women with weak backs. It also strengthens the muscles of the hips ami Inner legs. It consists of a circular movement of the leg with the toe strongly pointed. Swing euch leg alternately with a cir cular movement. For strengthening the abdominal organs and to reduce corpulency try the following exercise: Lie prone upon the floor without any support under the' head and clus t ho hands above the head. This position will produce a strong tension upon ev ery muscle of the torso. Now, with the. toes strongly pointed, lift the legs grad ually until they a re at right angles with TO HOI NO TUG A KM. the torso, using no muscular exertion except that required of the legs. To complete this exercise He prone again, with the arms folded upon the client and breath until you move the torso to au upright position. This exercise makes muscle wild displaces fat cells. None of these exercises should be attempted until the corset Is removed. They may Is? practiced In any loose flowing robe as well as a gymnasium suit. In the beginning fifteen minutes should Ik given to the exercises In the morning TRKNOTIIKMNO A1IHOMINAI. Ml'SVI.RS. and fifteen at night. To produce the desired effect they must Iks practiced systematically. Washington' Moat Beautiful Woman. In the opinion of a distinguished member of the diplomatic corps Miss ltachcl Cameron, the daughter of Penn sylvania's Senator, la the most beauti ful young woman In Washington soci ety to-day. Miss Cameron' beauty Is not of faeo and figure alone, but her whole personality U Imbued with an inimitable grace aud charm, that ren der her Irresistibly beautiful and charming. A Fair tattle Kb I p per. Miss Klukers face la a new oue at Kansas City. Cattle were consigned lately to a commission company to sell, and Miss Fluker went to the yards, gave Instructions as to the manner of disposition, and personally supervised the feeding aud yarding. The young woman Is not yet 125 years of age, but Is well posted In cattle values, when asked how much her cattle would sell for she replied that they ought to bring f'll a head. 'When sold they netted her $.'10.77 a head. This shows that she bud a good estimate of the market.,; Miss Pltiker lost her father some time ago by drowning. As she was the only member of the family conversant with his affairs, and especially the live' stock, sufficiently to place It to an advantage, she was nut In fulL.vharge.-4rf that branch of the estate. J ''' " ' " " Woman to Woman. The belief that women cannot be fair to women is rapidly becoming no more than a moribund superstition. So far as women's meetings and societies ae. concerned, they appear to be Just siinliH ently Imperfect at present to make them excellent schools, in which women can study the art of handling their fvl lows. In such . schools" as these each woman comes tolerably by her deserts. The sensible woman, perhaps, receives rather more than her fair share of ad miration as compared with the irre sponsible charmer, and the 'superior woman, who thinks most other women either silly or shrleklu'g, Is apt to be voted a prig.. But good will, a little tact and some natural generosity of temper, will make a woman popular In almost any women's society. Face of Women. There Is character, but not a great deal of warmth lu this face. The broad brow belongs to a woman of Intellect, the somewhat uurrow, widely separ ated eyes are those of a student, but not of a dreamer. The nose is rather nondescript. It does not give to the face an appearance of great power of strength. The mouth Is not beautiful according to the classical standards of beauty. It denotes an evenly balanced disposition, for it lacks the downward droop of the pessimist as well as the upward curve of joyous natures. The face Is not that of a woman who hus suffered Intensely or .who has rejoiced Intensely. One would suy, looking at her, that her Interest lu life was of the quiet, unexclted sort which Is geuerally termed normal. It Is the face of a woman who has won renown nsan educator Mrs. Alice Freeman Palmer, formerly President Hits. AMOK FRKKMAX PALMER, of Wellesley College, and Dean of the Woman's Department at the Chicago University. New York World. l'angera of Piercing the Kara, 1 Thorner, lu the Journal of the Ameri can Medical Association, calls attention to pathological conditions that may fol low piercing the lobules of the ears, a custom he considers barbaric. Death has resulted from triinus, erysipelas and' gangrene, while muny observers have reported tlbrold growths at the seat of injury, which are apt to recur and may become malignant. He In his own experience has seen erysipelas, eczema and tumors, including tlbroma and keloid, follow, and this leads him to believe that siuih consequences are more frequent than Is usually surmised. He hopes It will speedily be considered an evidence of brutality to subject a child to such an unnecessary aud mutil ating procedure. New Device to Remove Wrinkles, The long-sought-for device to remove wrinkles has at last been Invented by a Philadelphia woman who has secured a pnteut upon her clever invention. The arrangement consists of two Iwiwed arms of wateh-spriug steel, ending lu chamois pads. The arms tit around the back of the head, drawing the flesh back until It Is smooth. When worn during the night it Is claimed that the device Is very effectual. Trilby tn Ha Married. Miss Dorothy Kulrd, the young wom an who has made such a success as the London portrayer of Trilby, Is said to be engaged to Sir Ueury Irvlng's eld est sou. Hint for the '08 Diary. lA't us resolve, If we are married, to try to be as polite to our husbauds as we are to other people. If we are housekeepers, to spend our money on good food Instead of em broidered centers for the table. If we are engaged, that we won't tell Jack how much tiner Ethel de Styles' diamond ring is than his. If a man takes us to the theater, that we won't look lu the restaurant win dows as we go home. If we are shopgirls, that we will pay a little attention to tbe womau who doesn't buy high-priced good. Let us also resolve to make the new year an improvement on the old. and If from the old we have brought forward an unsettled account of auger or hatred or malice, let us wipe off the score and take a freab start. faff PALMER COX NO PLAGIARIST. The Brownie Man Chat About the Charge Agalnat lllin. A certain wiseacre, Henry G. Shaw, who liven at Stockton, CuL, has discov ered thut Palmer Cox did not invent the brownies, uud uttucked biui ai a litera ry impostor aud plagiarist. . Wheu seeu in regard to the charge recently in Louisville, Mr. Cox said: "This is simply absurd, b ecu use it i bueed on the fake premise that I am the pseodo inventor of the brownies. I have never made such a claim. I might as well have asserted that I bad created the gnomes, the elves, the goblins or the fairies. "Invent them? A man wonld write himself down an ass to make such a oluitn abont tbe little people whom PALMKB COX. King James made a special tour to meet. Truf he found ouly a man whose grandfather had seen the houseliold fa miliar, but this serves to show their an tiquity. " "My only claim to originality lies in the idea of making np a brownie band representing ail modem nations, f rom the artist's standpoint all I did was to make a change from the old drafts men's conception of the elf or gnome or goblin. They were always shown as old men with beards. I held to their paunch es and their pointed shoes, bnt I gave them baby faces, with broud jowls aud big, wouderius eyes. Just why this pleased the children yon .must ask tbe cbildreu. All I know is that they call me 'the brownie man, and I am very proud of the title. ' . STRANGE NOISE. Many Penona Terrified In a Little Ken tucky Village. The little village of Stark, Ky., aud all the people ii: miles around are dis onssing oue of the strangest occurrences that ever agitated that community. On Tuesday lust, a beautiful day witb not much wind, a horrible noise, inde scribably fierce, assaulted tbe air. It was between a scream and a howl and hud in it such a terror that people were almost purulyzed with fear. Horses and cattle shrunk to the earth and uttered tbe most pitiful cries. Pigs and sheep were frautio to hide, aud fowls acted as if crazy. The sonnd lasted fully a minute, and many women fainted. No one is cure whether it came from the air or earth, or what caused it, bnt The Carter County Bugle says nothing like it" was ever heard of. It was confined to a space five miles square, Beyond that no one beard it. Scores of people yet feel tbe effects. New York Recorder. HOW TO SECURE PEACE. An Unflinching Readiness For War Offer Certain Guarantee of Peace. Mo politician and no financier should imagine that be can hoodwink any one as to the character of the motives that may impel him to try to trammel or tliwurt the president when he gives ut terance to the noblest traditions and tbe highest obligations of a mighty com monwealth. The advocates of peace at any price might as well butt their heads against rock as seek to divorce the nation from a programme which vindicates its majesty and honor and proclaims its duty aud its destiny. He who would have us halt or swerve in the upward path on which we have now entered is guilty of egregious folly as well as of a mean disloyalty. In the world's history there was never a conjuncture at which au unflinching readiness for war offered a more certain guarantee of peace. New York Sun. In Flaee of Water. The South Africuu newspapers art full of amusing incidents in connection with the Bund water famine. Soda wa ter ut & shillings a bottle is in general use for culinary aud washing purposes. The demand for Florida water, bay rum, euu do cologue aud other liquids of like character is nnprecedeutodly great, aud anything that can be pressed into the service of the toilet commands a fancy price. A mixture of ammonia aud lavender water is said to yield sat isfactory results, and eveu vaseline and benzine are by no means despised. Loudon Globe, Drop a Michel and Then Talk. H. N. Gifford of the Bell Telephone company at Louisville has snbmitted to Manager George N. Stoue of the Cin ciuuuti company a project similar to the slot machine scheme for use in con nection with the telephone. Superin tendent Gifford has already established tbe system in his city. The scheme is to make a nickel drop ped in the slot the agency by which con nection is established for conversation. Manager Stone is quoted as favoring the project. They Bad to Laugh. Mr. De pew's latest little joke seems to be at his own expense. He has been telling how he dropped 1 12,000 in Wall street, and his bearers laughed from force of habit. Boston Herald. THE NUPTIAI, KNOT. STRANGE REASONS COUPLES HAVE HAO FOR MARRYING. Pecuniary Consideration, In Some Form, Are tbe Mt Prominent The Percent age of Such Marriages That Were rail are I Mot Reported. " In romance and talus of love tlio hero and heroine marry for pure hoart affec tion. Stern papas and scheming mam mas plan otherwise for their beloved daughter, but she is invariably obstinate, and true love always comes in by a head. In real life, however, many and various are the reasons for 'tying 'be nuptial knot. An ardent pffilutcliHt in serted' an advertisement, hi u tuntri' nioniul column, and the wife hp wanted, in addition to being able to boustxif the Usual good qualities of'Woinunhood, wils to be in possession of a certain stump a description -forethe guidance of tlw matrimonially iuoliued lady collectors following the. rurjty of wjiich rendered it ulmost ' priceless. We do nut think this man would meet bis ideal in a hurry.- .' A goutlunmu whoSo hobby was tho collecting of rare wipeeimensof pottery made violent love to a Iwlyv-u iliattor of surprise to his fripndjqwd the lady's own neonlo. he boiuif ulwu'vs deemed a cyuieul bachelor, lioldiiig" strict views concerning me inurringe question v. no was the fortunute owner of ' a'lnve'ly sevres vase. Apparently she was nothing loath uud rospqnded tp his.wooiug fer vently, ' finally giving hiiu her hand, fortune and the vase. This person re verted to his cynical views afterward and often told his wife it was the vase he had been ' in iove with uud not her self. . r, ... . Coses whore money has been left on condition of the heir or heiress marry ing a chosou person are sufficiently com mon, but surely tew ore so hedged iu with restrictions as the youth who was to wed his cousin becauseshe was "cross eyed, redhaired, and had no chin," as the will read, by which we may under stand that she of tho diminutive cliiu was "heavily moneyed." ' The following is told of two costers who brought about a marriage between a son and a daughter of the respective families for a unique purpose. They had but oue doukey between them, uud though tbe two costers were quite will ing to change about, using the animal in tnrns, the wives of the hawkers wero not at ull agreeable, aud many uud furi ous were the quarrels betweeu them. To mitigate this nuisance uud to bring the two families together tho marriage was effected of the two olive branches, quite unknown to the mothers au ar rangement fraught with satisfactory re sults, for the good ludies were on better terms ever after. Rather than lose a valuuble appoint ment a young man went in scorch of a wife the situation he had secured be ing only for married men, us one of which class he hud posed. Therefore it was essential thut be should take unto himself a partner ut a moment's notice, figuratively speaking. He had hitherto experienced no affair of the heart, and the finding of a life s partner was not, under such circumstances, a very simple task. However, he secured the oue tiling needful to insure the retaining of the positiou aud commenced married life and new business duties at ouo and the same time. A situation agent declares that he has reasons to believe this procuration of spouses is very often effected ut the last moment, purposely to secure coveted posts whose requirements are for uiuu and wife.' He further avers that he is acquainted with one young fellow who got married purposely to upply for such situation, leaving his bride imme diately on coming out of church to make application for the place. Few persons would express themselves in bo matter of fact a fashion as the farmer who, wooing a widow, the own er of an adjacent farm, told his sou thut the lady's niece was just the sort for him, the girl being possessed of property in her own right; a double marriage therefore would enrich the lot. Like uu obedient sou, the lad complied with (his request, and us tbe farmer rented his own land through the niece it was a most accommodating arruugemeut We wonder if these marriages were failures. For an amalgamation of property and land they were infinitely successful. A man, recently united for better, for worse, to the portly dunie who hud hith erto ruled over his kitchen, was unmer cifully chaffed by his associates, the lady of his choice being much his senior and in different ways most unsuitable to her spouse. His naive reply was to the effect that it would minimize ex penses, because he would have no wages to pay for culinary labor, as bis wife hod agreed to continue her positiou of cook. Her refusal to comply, he declar ed, would have resulted iu the attach ment being "off. " Most unique was the reason for "com mitting matrimony" as given by a city, gentleman. A widow lady hud appealed at a court of justice, aud the culprit, rather than pay the fine imposed upon bim for certain slanderous statements be bud made concerning the fair prose- eutrix, settled u ft airs by marrying the lady. He certainly wus possessed of a Coolness below the zero of the proverbial cucumber to propose marriage when it must have been obvious to everybody, the woman in particular, what bis rea sons for so doing were. However, she like Barkis, was"willin," uud wedding arrangements went on apace. So sensa tional wus this marriage, following im mediately on the lawsuit, that the couple found themselves the topic of conversation at every street corner and considered it essential to their comfort to leave the country. Loudon Tit-Bits. Appropriate. A Tioga wag in sending a handsome clock as a wedding gift talked a card to it which re :id, "This is to assure you a good time," Philadelphia Record. AN INTERESTING CAVERN. Immenee Subterranean Cava round Near Ran IMego. A big oavo has liceu discovered on the ocean side of Point Loma, near San Diogo, CaL So fur as explorod it does not seem quite as large u the Mam moth cave of Kentucky, but it la as in terestina. The discovery was made by Horace Metculf aud Veruou Q. Matthews, who live on Point Loma. They started out on a sort of exploring expedition, and at a point about u mile and a bulf north of the lighthouse saw a big hole just above the surface of low tide which seemed to be tho entruuee to a cave. They tried to got down, but the cliffs at that point wero too steep, aud they gave it up. ... ,. ,. ; Going further north, they found an easier pluce of descent, where they lot themselves down with a rope. Neur the place of descent they ran across a small' er hole, which they entered, finding that' it connected with the larger and led into the bowels of the earth. ' . Metcalf aud Matthews made their way iu with some fear, finally reaching a point 850 feet from the entrance, where the passageway widened out in to an immense chamber big enoti 41 to hold the largest bnildiug in San Diego. They did not fully explore tbe cave, but thought it ended at tbe big chamber. They describe the interior as grand. The entrance is ouiy open at low tide, bat it is .probable thut other passages will be found Admitting explorers at any time. The tide fills purt of the puss- ageway to the grand chamber. . , Kichurd Henry Danu, iu ' Two Years Bofore the Mast," mentions a cave nn der or near Point Loma, and it is be lieved that this is the oue referred to. San Fruncisco Examiner. CIGARETTES AND INSANITY. A Hospital Superintendent Bay They Are Very Closely Related. Dr. Benjamin Bluckford, tbe able su perintendent of the Western State hospi tal at Staunton, Va., in his annual re port to the board of directors of thut in stitution, suys: "To a greut extent the increase of in sanity luuy be attributed to tbe perni cious 'cigarette smoking habit,' now so long prevalent among uud undermining the moral, physical and mental health of the youth of our country duriug their early years and development, when the brain is tender uud plastic and easi ly affected by the noxious inhulutious is suing through and around the nerve cen ters. Their nervous organization is upt to become more shattered by the 'ciga rette habit' than if they were addioted to alcoholic stimulants during that period, and will surely be tbe first to give way, and, of course, the first to suffer, espe cially during the period of puberty, with its strain on the nervous system. The youth at college who burn the midnight oil is to be commended for bis industry, but too often he burns out his brain at the same time with tbe accom panying cigarette. The process of waste and injury to tho nervous system may be greater thun the repair, and mental bankruptcy is the result." St. Louis Globo-Deruocrat INCREDIBLE IGNORANCE. A Grown Olrl In Mew York Who Did Mot Know the City' Name. "Where do you live?" asked Coroner Hocber in New York the other duy of Bertha Koeuig, tbe adult granddaugh ter of Abraham Koenig, who fell from the second story of 78 Chrystie street on Dec. 4, and died next day. "I don't know," said tbe girl when the question was translated for her. "Don't you know the name of this city?" "No." "What country is this?" "I know that. The Stoats. " "What book is this?" asked tbe coro ner, holding out the Bible. "I don't know." "Ever hear of the Bible?" "No." "Ever beur of Jesus Christ?" "No." "Step down. Yon are not wanted as a wituess. " . Where Letter Are Luxury. James Jackson, an educated Indian, who is to personally carry the mails from Juneau to Fort Cuduhy, Alaska, on the Yukon river, has arrived at Port Townshend, Wash. He came down to se cure 20 or 80 strong dogs to pull the sleds across the mountains to the Ca nadian postoifice on Forty Mile creek. This service is merely a private enter prise, being maintained by miners, who pay 60 cents for each letter. . The Ca nadian government guarantees $330 for each of two round trips. This is reckon ed as being a most hazardous journey. Several miDers iu the past years have lost their lives in trying to make it. A It Should Be. The curtain will be rung down on tbe Atlanta exposition by the same bells that will ring out tbe old year and ring in the new. It is well that it should be so; that the south should close the year J 89 j with au unparalleled record of progress and achievement, and open a new book of facts, clean cut and in dependent of the past Kansas City Times. An Old Miracle Worker. Barney Meibers, an old citizen of De catur, Lid., hus surprised his friends' by performing miracles. The other day he publicly removed a cancer from the fuce of George Martiu, an old soldier. The cancer was oue that had bothered Mar tin for years and would soon have proved futuL This Shot Out America. The French chamber of deputies, aft er a discussion it the military budget, .lecided that except under unusual cir .u instances no more tinned meats ore to be supplied to the army after Jan. 1. 1S97, exrrpt ssch a are manufactured ;j France or 'n tho French colonies. FOR LITTLE FOLKS. The Made Wlneflaea. Ponr water into a wineglass until it in nearly full und place tbe puhn " your hand squarely over tbe mouth at the glass, tuking cure to bend yonr fin gers ut b right angle, as shown in the lower illustration. Still holding your hand firmly upon the glass,1 s'trotch out your fingers sud denly in a horizontal position, and this will produce a partial vacuum under the palm, which will permit you to lift the glass from the table. Boy and Robin. During the extremely severe weath er of February, 1805, myriads of birds perished from cold aud starvation both in Europe uud the United States. In England this destruction was the more sorrowful perhaps, as the country where the birds winter is more thickly settled than with us, und there were more to see their Bufferings. But occasionally the British birds found friendly shelter. The Loudon "Times published during the cold weather this note from Rudolph Walther, a boy of 12 yeurs, who lives at Tun bridge Wells: "I thought perhaps you would allow a schoolboy to tell you how very tame and fearless the cold and hunger have made the wild birds around onr bouse. "Of course we food them with bread and all sorts of odds and ends, und the ground is simply black with our huugry visitors. Even the suspicions rooks oome quite close to the house for their share. "A little blue tit pusses its days in our basement, heedless of sleepy pussy bak ing herself before the stove. "Most of all I wish to tell you about my strange bedroom companion, u little robin which has taken up its residence in my bedroom, und though I leave the window open he Hover goes out except to take a short fly. We puss t he night to gether, and he makes his bed iu oue of my football boots. "The other morning ho woko me np by singing on u chair ut the side of my bed. I suppose he thought I ought to be at my lessons. " What German Boys Celebrate. In a military country like Germany what glorious times the youth must have I They not only celebrate the em peror's birthday, but many military vic tories besides. Apart from his imperial majesty's anniversary, when ull Ger many turns out in holiday attire, are the festivities iu commemoration of the greut battle of Sedan, called Seduus feiertag. This buttle, you know, is the lust victory the Germans gained over the French. Sept. 2, 1895, will be the twenty-fifth uuuiverBury, the prepara tions for which ure ulreudy being made. In every city, village and hamlet military parades, fireworks, picnics and concerts will be the order of the duy. Then will the little German children be sent with helmet, wooden sword and drum, aud muny a father will present his young son with a whole suit of regimentals. It is very droll to see a hero of 8 march with conscious dignity or touch his cap with martial salute. In oue of the heights, thut surround a principal town iu Germany stands a fort of rude construction thut has been made by boys in remote years and has been used by generations of boys ever since upon na tional holidays. Here the dug is hoist ed, the boys divide into two parties, one party mounts the fort and defends the flag, the other endeavors to cross the moat and storm the position. Uf course there is plenty of noise and the blast of the never failing horn. New York Mail and Express. Unite Surprising;. Lulu looked bright and rosy when she came into the dining room, but she said as she poured tbe cream on her oatmeal: "I guess mamma was right about two pieces of chocolate cake being too much for tea. Anyway I haven't slept very welL Why, I believe I turned over a thousand times. " "Is it possible?" exclaimed papa. looking very serious. "Let's see I How- Ion g were you abed? Ten hours? That would be 100 times an hour, or once ev ery 36 seconds. A thousand times! Why, how tired you must be!" Youth's Companion. An Animal Game. A game called "The Language of Animals" is so well liked by a family of small children of my acquaintance that it is recommended to those who see'; to entertain other small children. Each child chooses the nume of an ani mal, and in torn describes its feelings and actions, the others iruessiuir the name from the description. For instance, the ant says, "I live in a hill; I some times get into sugar and cake aud moke them taste very bad. " The cat says : "I wash my face many times a day. I like cnsum aul catch mice." New York P.t