The New Bread As endorsed anjd recommended by tHe New-YorkHealth Authorities. Royal Unferrnentcd, Bread is peptic, palatable, most healthful, and may be eaten warm and fresh without discomfort even by those, of delicate digestion, which Is not true of bread made in any other way. To make One Loaf of Royal Unfermented Bread : I quart flour, I teaspoonful ult, half a tcsspoonful sugar, a heaping teaspoonfula Royal Baking Powder, cold boiled potato about the size of largo hen's egg, and water. Sift together thoroughly flour, tall, sugar, and baking powder; rub In the potato; add sufficient water to mix smoothly and rapidly Into a stiff batter, about aa toft ai for pound-cake; about a pint of water to a quart of flour will be required mora or leu, according to the brand and quality of the flour uied. Do not make a 11111 dough, like yeast bread. Pour the batter into a greaied pan, 4 H by 8 inchei, and 4 inchei deep, filling about half full. The loaf will rite to fill the pan when baked. Duke In very hot oven 45 minutes, placing paper over ftrit 15 minutei' baking, to prevent cruiting too loon on top. Bake Immediately after mixing. Do not mil with milk. Ptrfitt ttuten tan h had mly with Iht Royal Baking PtmJtr, bttauit it is tht nlyfnvJtr in whieh tht ingredient! art frt fared it at to gait that ontinuoul aitim Military It milt Iht largtr brtad loaf. The best baking powder made is, as shown by analy sis, the "Royal." Its leavening strength has been found superior to other baking powders, and, as far as I know, it is the only powder which will raise large bread perfectly. Cyrus Eilson, M. D. Com'r of Health, New-York City. f I THE UOVfc UNKNOWN. reel heart, you have nut known me if I am great or aiaai Vet, somewhere you -I m It own me Henmlh dial's aiili-inlnl k !: Tliouiih now life's urukan chalice No earthly ewueta ran win, Someday. at Uiva'iown imlace, Vour arnia eliail take me lul . Borne day a ruae will hloaaoin White In the thorny wave. And on the itnrk MkIiI's bwim Will fall the mornings rayat Borne day, when I am lying I'ale from Hie torin and it rife, Vour III ahall nock iui, dying, And klsa me luu'k to llfol Then will tho bird eniiirs, ringing, t all auft on flelila of bloom; Then will the streams How singing ThrniiKh grnvua (if rich "erf uuuil Then ahull the world benighted, The rarest aplchdor win, And at Love's palace lighted Your arnia ahall hike me lul -Frank L Blanlon In Atlanta Constitution. STEALING A JOSS. Brcadmakcrs using this receipt who will write the result of their experience will receive, free, the most practical cook book published, containing 1000 receipts for all kinds of cooking. Address t t ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 106 WALL IT., NEW-YORK. i HIS START. A Weird Suake Story That Happened to a Veraeloue Citlaen. "1 got my start In a queer way," re marked a man of evident wealth as the drntnmer finished a story. "How wastbatr" Inquired tbedrummer. "Twenty-live year ago," continued the snoeeaaful citizen, "I waa traveling with a ldeenow, and the business went to pieces. leaving me Ita creditor for wagca to the amoont of (100, and no assets but the atock In trade. Tola was divided, and my ahare waa an anaconda about 18 feet long and aa big around aa my body. It waan't fat, though, I think, for air waa about the only thing It bad to live on for several weeka be fore the failure. Be that a it may, I took theanake and started for St. Lou la, where I proposed to exhibit it. I bad him In a box in the baggage csr an( aomehow he got out and started through the train on an ex ploring expedition. "Just aa he waa crossing the platformsof the second and third coaches the couplings came loose, and there s no telling what would have happened, for we were going op heavy mountain grade, if the snake hadn't twisted himself around the brake rods and railing and hung on. It was a big strain on him, but he stuck to it, and I d a lawyer If be didn t hold that train together two miles and no doubt saved the lives of all the pnssengers in the rear conch es. They thought so anyhow and made me np a purse of TAX)." The drummer couched. "What became of the anaconda?" he in quired casually. . "He gave mo my start," replied the nar rator. "You see, the J500 wasn't a drop In the bucket, but when we got the snake loose the strain on him had stretched him out 20 feet longer, and I went into St. Louis with a snake that no other exhibitor could hold a candle to, and if you don't believe me I can show you that snake stuffed and hung np In my hall at Denver." The drummer got up with the air of a man who was uneasy. "You ought to sell it for a telegraph pole," he said reproachfully and went out. Detroit Free Press. THE $7,600 Has Not Be n Paid to Mr. Fellows of Huffalo-It Coat Htm 30 to Bend Hla ticket to Kanaaa t Itr Lawyer Stone 01 St Paul Will Trr snd Get the Money fur Him Hchroeder, the Man Who Bold the Ticket to Fallows, la India? Dent. "Not a cent," laid Joseph B. Fellows of l'roa- eect avenue, when asked bv a Timet renrenenta- live whether he had received the 7,M0 won by hlM Ua tuim m Intlnrv nnnnirn run hv V Fox 4 Co. of Kaunas City, culled Ihe Little bnu 1.1 ,11a lottery, but which has nocoiinertion with the Louisiana State Lottery proper. "When they saw 1 was persistent ana alter ine puniicaiiou of the TYmrs article giving the particulars of my holding a winning tleket and their failure to !isy, they telegraphed me that they were en dued froai paying by the court. Hiuee then I tave heard nothing Irom them." "O course you expect to," said the Titan man. "Well, I don't know," replied Mr. Fellows. "There la a lawyor at Bt. I'aiil who wrote me that he represented a man who had won a 916, OOj prise and named conditions under which he would andortnke to get my 7,(HO at the same time. 1 told him to go ahead, but 1 seem to be as far away now as 1 was before. It oost me $.10 to send my ticket to Kaunas City, and I think they might at least return that amount to me, as Ihad to pay It to Ihe expreiis company." "What does Hchroeder, the man from whom yon bought the ticket, think of UT" "Be was as badly taken in as I was." "Does he sell tickets for them still T" "No, Indeed; they had the audacity to send him some and request that ho go on and do business for them as before." Sohroeder is a barber on Niagara street, and anew notning 01 ine cnaractcr 01 the concern which he represented. When he learned It through the timet and his experience In the Fellows mutter he dropped them quick, and has warnea an inoso wno loimeriy purcnascii tii k etaol him not to do anymore business with them or their representatives. Mr. Fellows Is an honest, industrious citlr.cn, who boa a right to believe that he should re ceive what they acknowledged was his. There are those, however, who are of the opinion Hint, as this Is the same company that swindled th late Julius Hons out of a like amount, Mr. Fel lows stands a very small chance of ever getting a penny from it. Just what success Lawyer Stone will have for ' his client Mr. Fellows, of course, cannot tell, but he hopes for the best. People who have been Investing their money In this concern are of the opinion that, II this company Is the fruml It seems to be, they should be exposed In all sections of the country. Their gsme, like that of the green-goods mun and the bunco man, Is one of fraud. In the Brst account of the fraud practiced on Mr. Follows it was shown that In Ht. l'oul anil other cities the same game hail been played 011 the uususpecling. Home sample think there may be a compromise through lawyer Htoue, but thoe who have read and heard more 01 this concern than they, say that he (Fellows) is oat the 11 he paid Hchroeder lor the ticket, out of the 13(1 he paid to send It to Kaunas City and out 17,600, which his ticket culled for as a lml I winner ol a capital prlte. There are lotteries which are said to pay, and pay promptly, but It Is plain to be seen Hint this the Little Louisiana so called rttu by K. Fox A Co., Kaunas city, Is not one of them. Buffalo (AA F.) Time, Seyl. li. The Quean HsmI No Change. The Rngliab queen has an income of 6,000 day, and yet she has had many queer little experiences of finding herself penniless in awkward situations. On one oeoaeioa she called a wayside mendicant to her carriage only to And that neither she nor the princess with her had a ahilling. and this regal queen of England and ens press at India was obliged to borrow some pen oe from the keeper of the totlgau near -New York Fun. Iliiinlng Ilia Wind. Stranger I presume n man who bus fol lowed tho sea so ninny years uiuat have been in some wrecks. Old Sea Captain Wrecks!1 Well, a few The wuat wreck I ever hiul was on the Jer sey coaat "Long agof" "S-Jino'aU You we I got becalmed off tbe count f Ireland." "liecnlmcd?" "Yes. Well, I tried every which way to tart a wind, hut it was no ga Not a breath Ktiriin. At hint I got ilcsperiiUi." "I presume an." "Yes, I got so desperate I made up my Blind I'd try a plan I'd often heard of, if it took the last dollar I had. Can't raise the Wind without money." "It's a good drill the Mime way on slioro." "Jubso. Well, then, I took n blu silver dollar, kissed it three limes, swung it nine times around my head, mid then dung it as far as I could into the sen, In the direc tion I winded the wind to come, you know," "I sec." "Well, It cainc." "It did?" "Did It? Well, you juntoiiKht toseen It. Tho fust blast took every stitch o' sail clean off the yards, 1111 in three minutes more we wasscuildin under hare poles a thousand utiles an hour." "Cracky!" "Ish'd say so. Well, the nex' thing knew, bump wen't 'er how, an thorn we was beln' (limbed all to hits square up ugln Long Drunch. Why, air, we struck with such fowe we hounded way up the heaeb and walked dry shod riu;ht into a hotel." "1 uovcr beard of Unit." "N o, tho season was over an the hotels was closed. Well, sir, after that 1 uever tried no more silver dollars when I wanted wind." "I suppose not." "No, sir. After that I uever fiunir any thing begRer'n a ten cent piece." Now Yorlt Weekly. St The Oeeun No Longer Trackless. Wo speak of the ocean its "trackless." It so no longer. If two vessels sail from New York to Calcutta, they will, If lutein gently navigated, follow so nearly the same course that their paths, if plotted on a chart, will hardly diverge by fifty miles at any point. The same is true of every other route. Let us consider the case of n vessel bound to New York from Liverpool Her captain might, if prepared for a con stant buttle against diverse winds anil cur runts and winter gales, select a route uot very different from that followed by ocean atenmors between those porta. Otherwise ho would follow the southern route laid down hy the sailing directors; and after beating to the westward a few hundred miles to make sure of clearing the coast of Spain, would shape u course to the southward, passing as far west of Madeira as the westerly winds of tlieso latitudes Will permit. Between Madeira ami the Canaries, but a few hundred miles to the westward of both, he would fan his way across the baffling "Culms of Cancer," and pick up the northeast trades. It li these astern unci freshening every mile, he would sweep down to the south ami west, and when well ovor toward the West Indies, haul up to the northward toward Bermuda. Here he would have to work again across the Calms of Cancer, and ' then with the uncertain but probably westerly winds of our Atlantic coast, ami with the (iulf stream in his favor, he would stand on and make his port, having sailed 4,500 miles be tween two ports less than i),000 miles apart, but with winds and current almost uni formly favorable, ami with line and brac ing weather, Goliltliwalte's Geographical Magazine. A Wonderful lllrd. L. E. Thompson, manager of Stilpsio grove, who is a great collector of curios! ties, relics ami animal pets, is rejoicing in the possession of a blue heron, which, if half that is told about him is true, must lie a remarkable bird. The heron Is n young one and was chased by a dog Into some bushes, where It was captured. It was placed in a large cage anil attempts were made to educate it, which have proved en tlrcly satisfactory. It will take food from no other hand than that of Mr. Thompson, of whom it is very fond, and whose approach It greets with cries of delight and Happing of wings. The bird's food is mntly frogs and fish, although 11 occasional IV inclulKes In ice cream, a low ing it to melt in the cavity of Its large bill before swallowing It. It also takes coffee from a spoon, but, lmvinir hiul its throat scalded once, invariably sticks a toe in ti e liquid to test its teni)crattire before pa utKitiK or 11. ine mm wl whistle ur dance at command and is now lenrning to turn a back somersault. une sujry loiu nuout ine Dim Is worm re peating. Apparently objecting to the still horns of the bullheads upon which it feeds, the heron carefully bites the horns off lie- lore swallowing the hah. When the hull heads are nil devoured the bird will give a smack of aatisfoction, pick out an appro priate bullhead Horn, jump on bis perch, and, looking around In a dreamy fashion. calmly pick his teeth with the horn. Kockville (Conn.) Journal. Tale Trad. Mark H oa tbs stat WATERPROOF COAT 8555 In tho World I ' " A. I TOWER. BOSTON. MASS. V. P. N. V. Vo, 614 fl. K. S. U. To. 691 The Structure of Ferns. When flowering Plants iisuallv make seed, that la generally the last effort for plant life the aeed la the lieijinning of the life of tbe new plant, r ems, however, only produce spores rr reproductive purposes. These spores germinate and go through the same process subsequently that flowers go through In the production of aeeda, The spores expand when the germinating time comes, and form a flat, green membrane: what are then really the flowers appear on this membrane. As s geueral rule, after these fern flowers have matured, tbe mem brane dries up and disappears. In one fam ily of ferns, however, natives of New llol bud, named pUtycerium, this green blade is permanent and continues to enlarge, be coming really a portion of tbe plant Every year a new blade is formed, which spreads over the old ones. The large plant la of a totally different character, having tua fronds of ordinary ferna. ' Clara Kingliuti was one of the pretti est girls that over walked on two foot. Whon a follow hovo ulongsitlu hor ho couldn't help roiimrkiiig tho beauty of hor lines. She was as lovely us a clip per ship bowling along under a cltit.d of canvas, and that's saying 11 good ileal. All the mun in Old Sulom, Mass., were madly in love with her, and no wonder. Out tliors was no lubberly landsman good enough fur liur, 1 warrant you. Hlie had tiuiiled down hor colors long ago and Btirrondorod to Jack (Jrowmnshicld the big captain of the East linliaiiian Coroinnnilol, lying down at the dock anil taking in cargo for Colombo. Tho skipper was as smart a snilorinmi as ever took a sight at the situ and tho Coroinandul was as splendid a ship us ever flow' the saucy stars and strix-s from ber monkey guff. Mind you. I am spinning a yarn of times ovor so long ago, when bulom was a busy, thriving maritime town with hor merchants cu gaged in the Indian trade,, and when her ships, laden with oriental silks, spices, bidos und other products, were i-otitinii ally coming into port. I whs a lively lad in those days, having taken to the sea like a goose to the oml. ami when my captain, Jack CrowiiinshicM, got spliced to C'luru Kingliuti in the little stone church on the hill 1 was tliero 11s large as life. Tbe skipper seemed more flustered than she did, and as they passed down the aisle it was admitted Unit a likelier couple bud never before been united 11 1 the altar. They went to Doston to spend the honeymoon, ami I went back alumni. took off my Siintlay-go-to-uieeling to;,'s and went aloft with my tur brush. All our crew was already shipped, ns we were to sail in three weeks tune, ami we were trying to see how pretty we could make the old packet look Ix-fori' we cast oil' from the dock ami pointed her nose to blue water. Our sailors were neither Dutchmen nor il. items such as one meets) with in these degen erato days, but good Anierinins -Ihi linest seamen 111 the world. I'oiupey tho coal black cook, was an American too, anil nobody could handle the fore sheet as well as he: and I tell you hit pork ami hemis was a dish that would make you ldtiblier like a baby for mort and his plum diilf was so inilescriliably luscious that every Sunday forenoon while it was n-sizzliug in the coppers you would ti 111 1 the watch on deck, nil ol tlietu under the lee of the galley with the water fairly running out of their loutlm ns they inhaled the fragrant odors of pliiuiH niitl spice. The Coroinandul was 0110 of the fast est clippers hailing from Salem, and it was the ambition of every old woman who hud sons to dispose of to get them aboard of her. Mothers used to bring their boys down to the dock and waylay tho skipper. Some of them would fall down on their uiiirrowboiics and just beg of him to take their boys. II was 11 proud day for me when I was shipped, and on that occasion I felt as haughty as a dog with two tails. This was my second voyage, and Iho skipper took quite an interest 111 1110. 1 was given chargo of his cabin and used to keep his traps in order when at sea, tho steward being a little old and slinky on his pins. Tho day before the ship was to sail Captain Crowuinsliield brought his wife back from Boston and installed her in the dearest littlo old fashioned cottage that evor was. It was covered witli creepers ami vines, ami in tho littlo gar des that surrounded it hollyhocks, sweet Williams and any amount of other scent ed posies grew luxuriantly and crf timed the air. Mrs. Crowuinsliield cume aboard the ship that afternoon, and while her hus band was at tiie custom house getting his clearance papers nnd transuding other business she and I fixed up the captain's cabin. It did my heart good toseo that dainty little woman decorat ing the cabin with ribbons and putting everything in apple pio order. The con trivances for liis comfort that were evolved from her shapely littlo head were so ingenious that I fairly opened ty mouth with admiration. A lucky fellow was Jack Crowuinsliield, always eating tho fat and drinking the sweet of lifo. Lint whilo this labor of love was occupying the littlo woman's mind and busy lingers big tears were welling tip in her blue eyes, for tomorrow was the day of Borrowful parting, and she would not be likely to see that big husband of hors for at least two years. I fell in love witli her at sight, and for nearly two yours 1 dreamed about tier. In tho morning tliero wus a large crowd to see us olf. When the skipper stepped aboard I noticed ho looked sad and grave so different from his usual rockless nnd jovial appearance. Mrs. Crowninsliield did not see tho ship olf. The strain would have been too much for her. They gave us three cheers ns we spread our canvas to the breeze and sailed out to sea. Tho wind was fair and it was a delightful August day Wo gavo her every stitch sho would iitwuer under and Salem was soon out of sight. Nothing particular happened during the passngo out. Tho skipper conlidod to me that he intended to make a collce tion of "curios' for Ins wife, who was a particular admirer of things from for eign parts. I was only a youngster, as 1 have said before, but if the captain had only known how madly I was in love with his wife he would doubtless have kicked me around tho decks. I think 1 was fifteen years old at the time, and was as foolish us I was young. It is as tonishing what iutluence a kindly word from a pretty woman has ttxti a sailor Ixiy accustomed tofower halfience than ticks! Besides, my love was akin to Ipiritual worship. However, I made up my mind that if urine would make Mrs. Crowiiinsbield happy 1 would do my best to afford her pleasure. So when we were bowling along through the northeast trades and the flying fish came alxiard 1 used to pick out the finest and largest and pre serve them for keeping, after the recipe of an old sailor, who was something of a taxidermist. These fish I would mount on panels of wood given to ine by the carpenter, and with their wings extended with ingenious skill (though I av it who shouldn't) they looked qnite ornamental. Tbe captain did bis best to make a smart passage. The Coromandel was in ber best trim and waa kept moving all the time. When we got down to about HI degs. south latitude, and wuru in Iioxh of gotting a piping westerly liree.o with which to run down, we wore hanicred by a dead calm. It was quite lucky for mot but the skipper fretted and fumed like a newly caught bear In a pit. lie wanted to make tho smartest passage on record. The ship was surrounded by Docks of Ca(ie pigeons, Cajio hens and an occasional albatross. Tho pigeons, which are birds of lieuutiful plumage, wore caught easily with hook and lino. All you had to do was to throw over your lino baitod with a morsel of suit jsirk and haul them in hund over fist. 1 caught sovoral hundred and grow ipiite expert in skinning them and curing tho skins. They were all Intended for Mrs. Crowuinsliield. It was a triumphant hour for mo when 1 captured an albatross. 1 am 1111 old, broken down man now, having been a sailor boy and man for more than fifty years, and chictty in tho southern trade. For voyage after voyngo I have tried to catch an albatross witli bait, but failed always. Capu hens Iho vultures of the sea you can cqitiiro at will. They will bite at any garbage. But tho albatross is a cleanly lii.-d and 1 never knew ouo to be taken with hook and line. This morning, however, I was on tho forecastle head, bunging out a shirt to dry, when the albatross blundered on board. He was a magnilicout bird, ouo of the finest 1 over saw. Hesottled down on tho deck and looked like a sailor that had lost his bearings. In a moment en sued a buttle that bent hollow the tilt of the Knight of the Sorrowful Figure in his duel with ho windmills. 1 grubbed him by tho neck and he thrashed at me with bill and wing. The watch below, hearing the no'lse, camo running on deck and rescued mo, all covered with blood. For tho next two days I was engaged on his skin. It used tip all my arsenical soup, and I had to get a bottle of red pepper from the stownrd to complete tho task. It was all for Mrs. Crowninsliield. Did any misfortune happen the ship after the killing of the albatross? Not a misfortune. The ancient mariner was an adept in romantic fiction. Vou can kill alba trosses without uny weather breeding results. I have no superstition, but I will tell yon something gleaned from ripe cxiwnence. tub, Hesb nnd fowl may lie sacrificed at sea without any su pernatural results. But 1 have never known a pig to bo stuck aboard a ship but that either a gale of wind followed or something disastrous happened. This I will sweur to. Hon and presented it, Including the Idol Khe kissed the ugly faces of tbe monster, Then turning to me she exclaimed "Tom Jacksonl How can I ever repay you wr your kinuness? 1 am ever so much obliged." Then she paused for a few momenta. Suddenly a bright thought Illuminated her lovely countenance. "I U tell you what, Tom," she er claimed cntnusiuaticuiiy, "Yon can come np stairs and kiss my baby. Ho is nine months old today, and he is hav ing a sort of a birthday portyl" A, K. in Now York Recordor. Wo got to Colombo on the hundredth day out from Salem a capital passage in those days. Lvory rupee I could scrape up wasspent in gathering togothor curios for Mrs. Crowuinsliield. My father, n well to do Salem merchant, had thought fully placed in the captain's hands n couple of hundred dollars to be doled out to ine during our stay on the Indian const. I bought a big cedar wood trunk with quaint silver handles, and in this moth proof receptacle I stowed away all my precious bird skins and mounted fly ing fish. My love grew madder than ever. I had a letter of introduction to a charming English family living near Ka duwellu, a Singhalese village on the southern bank of the Kaluny river, about a day's journey in bullock wagon from Colombo. 1 easily obtained leave of ab sence while tho ship was discharging her cargo, and spent a week there thoroughly enjoying myself. My host niudo things very pleasant for me, und we took many excursions in the neighborhood that pleased 1110 much, One of the tainous resorts thereabout was a Uuddhi8t temple, irreverently called a joss house by heathens and bar barians. Cut out of the natural rock, it was shaded by banyan trees, whoso big leaves-, shaped like a heart, quivered con tinuully in uspen fashion. Inside tho temple, which was guarded by a fat, good natural priest clad in a yellow robo, reclined the image of Bntl- dliu, leaning on his left arm. Tho priest showed us around tho templo, and I ex plored evory uook und comer. Carefully concealed behind a curtain was u little niche in which wero arranged a number of littlo idols, evidently the priest's own particular Laros and Penates. One was the quaintest and most picturesque tiling of the kind you oversaw. It was carved out of 11 block of teak, and was four feet high. It hail three heads, each of which was supplied with three eyes of greenish stones which looked like emeralds. The priest wouldn't sell me this idol, and in fact looked quite offended when I offered to purchase it. He was propi tiated and appeased, however, by the welcome gift of a rupee. I was bound to get that idol for Mrs. Crowninsliield. Accordingly I laid my plans with wluit I thought was rare skill, I bought a little canoe from a na- j tivo for a trillo and concealed it in the jungle near the river. 1 knew thai if 1 attempted to steal tho idol and take it to Colombo overland I should be detected, snd probably murdered by the super stitious Singhalese. Therefore the river was my sole hope. The tide would carry me down swiftly and I could easily reach my ship. One pitch dark night I made for the joss house. The fat old priest was asleep. You could hear hissnoresiifnroll. There wero neither locks nor bolts on the por tal, und two little lamps of coconnut oil served to innko darkness visible. 1 knew the latitude and longitude of the shrine perfectly and soon had tho idol in my (;rasp. Was it only imagination that Hindu mo think it trembled as I hugged it to my liosoin nnd made for the canoe? I launched my little craft and paddled vigorously down the river. The current was rapid. The boat struck a sunken tree and in an instant capsized. I clung to nn overhanging branch for my lifo. Now 11 strange thing happened. The idol, with a glare of baleful light glit tering from its nine green eyes, swam np the stream, cleaving the water with the impetuosity of a salmon trout. It had suddenly come to life. This was too much for u.e. I lost consciousness. When I recovered I was in my friend's bungalow. It appears that a party of fishermen going out to catch prawns for the morning dish of curry had seen me clinging to the tree. They had recog nized me as the guest of the "Burra Sahib" and had taken ine to his house. 1 made a clean breast of it to my host. He told me that it was inqHissible to steal an idol from tho joss house. Thev al ways returned to the temple. He 'took 1110 to tho shrine and pulling aside the curtain from the niche there sat the samo old idol, ns unconcerned and in animate as yon please. How did he get buck? "Come to the village with me." said my host. We went to the hut of n native ! carpenter, who was engaged in whittling out nn idol nlmost the exact countcrrart of tho one I tried to steal. I bought it for fifteen rupees. That one can never get aw.iv it hasn't been blessed," said the Burra Sahib. a a e Eighteen months after leaving Salem we landed there again, concluding a most prcaiK'niu voyage. I. hired a wagon, and packing all my curios was driven np to Ihe house of Captain Crow ninsliield, choosing a time when the skipper was engaged at the office of the owners. Mrs. Crowninsliield was at home looking lovelier and more bloom ing than ever. She was kind enough to remember me. I displayed my coUvc- Depredstluns of a Coon. That coon of Rueger's, which hat been sauntering around the lamppost a the corner of Ninth and Banks street from time to time during the post three months, made tilings lively Sunday after noon at Mr, B. A. Fox's bird store on Broad street Mr. Ruegcr got tired of the quadrupled md wished to dispose of him. The coon was accordingly turned over to Mr. Fox, who was to sell him. He was kept at the bird store. Sunday afternoon, when tvorybody was away, there began a gen eral havoo on the part of the animaL Climbing ovor a partition in a show win low, ho proceeded to chew up five Abys sinian rabbits. Only one of the pets was left to tell the tale. His coonshlp then umed upon a handsome Brahma cock In the rear of tho establishment and after ward proceeded to deprive a beautiful tropical song bird of his plumage. He next made an attack on a number of goldfish, and when his appetite was satisfied there wasn't a single representa tive of the piscatorial tribe left in the aquurium. Several other depredations were committed, and his coonship was making preparations to exterminate ev ery valuable bird in the establishment when two festive coppers crawled over the transom and put an end to his calcula tions. He was carried back to Rueger's, but soon effected his escape and mode it lively for the squirrels in the Capitol square. A small regiment of small boys were in pursuit of the animal, which with an all important air mounted the Washington monument and soon sat complacently on the top of George's head, eying his pursuers with an expression of mingled defiance and curiosity. He waa filially captured. Richmond Times. The "Oyster" ol the Turkey, Many will recall the oft repeated story of the young epicure, Brillat Savariu'a son, who ordered thirty turkeys for his dinner. When his father reprimanded him for such extravagance on an occa sion when he dined alone, the youth re called the fact that there was one portion of the turkey which the father had al ways reserved for himself the very tid bit of the bird and as there were but two small portions of it in each bird the order could in no way be called extrava gant. This tidbit is known as the "oyster" of the turkey, and probably not one car ver in twonty can tell you exactly where it lie.). It is not, as many suppose, a piece of the White meat of the breast. The breast is composed of only two dis tinct layers on each side, the upper and lower fillets. Tho "oyster," in fact, is a portion of exceedingly tender dark meat, which lies in the hollow on each side of the backbone near and just above the second joint. By examining the bare carcass of a carved turkoy the two hollows where the "oysters he will be easily perceived, and one will note that their shape is a long oval similar to that of a Rockawoy oyster, Unhappily this tidbit is often ignored by the carver or is sliced with the second joint, it should be served intact to any one at table who can appreciate the best bit of the bird. New York Tribune. She Wauled .Codrinh. She had come over to New York to do some shopping with friends from Brook lyn, whose guest the was. Hor garb and bearing betokened an abundance of this world goods, and hor nnreaerved speech plainly indicated to other patrons of Dolinonico't who were within sound of hor voice that she had made some pur chases of a costly character, "Well, now for luncheon," the said, pausing in her talk about jewelry, tilkt and laces, "What do 1 want? Lot me see. Oirla, lot us have at nice a lunch eon at the house affords. Each of you give your orders. The taste of the three Brooklyn ladies ran to patties, salads, partridge, cold turkey, potato chips, sliced oranges and cream puffs, Tho polite waiter made t note of those delicacies and turned III' quiringly to the visiting lady. She care fully studied each page of the bill of fare, and, after ascertaining what hor friends haA ordered, sho looked the waiter straight in the eye and said with tho air of 0110 born to command, "Young man, bring mo a largo plate or picked up codlish, New York Tiuiet, A Spanish Method of taring Sleep. Cures for insomnia are very numerous, und before auy man could try thorn all he would be asleep forever. A way for putting young children to sleep It of Spanish origin, It requires that the back from the neck to the waist be gently rubbed. Chicago News. Bismarck Is what in Germany they call a "chain smoker," that is he smokes from morning till night without break, lighting one cigar with the eud of the other. TUB FOUNTAIN BEAD Of gTltENGTH I 1 ABOVB JCVEHYTIIINO KlJiK, Dr. Tieiw's (loklen Medical Disnivery purifies the blood. Ily this means, It raacbea, buikis up, and invigorati every imrt of the system. For every hlixnl taint and (Unorder, and for every dis- ense that comes from an Inac tive liver or Impure blood, it is the only remedy so aura and effective that it can be auantntrtd. If It falls to benefit or curt, you have your money uses'. llnwe illnesses are IllanV. They're different in form, but they're like In treatment, Brooklyn Hotel M-2IZ Burt Si., Saa Francisco. This favorite hotel Is under the msnsnement of L'llAKI.fcH MONiUOMKKY.and Is a good II not ihe best Kaiuily and liusliiuss Mini's lloiej In Ban Krauclseo. Home Comforts! Culsins Unexcelled 1 PIrst-ctass service and the hlKhenl standard of respectability guaranteed. 0r rtvtrni mniutt bt turpiiMMit it amfnfvs and nmierf. Hoard and room per any. II.Ji. II. to, 11.76 and t.'.uo: board H,,-onlJ,l,,rnM llvar intl w"m P' 17 to ll-'i sIllKld rooms, UM - Kthf'ili "action1 'VZffll ' ''d L" -"" and enrich tlu bliaal, 1 DR. GUNS' S and there's a positive cure. The "Dlaooverr" does this. as nothing else can. Dyspepsia, Indigestion, hiiiounnesa; all iironrlital, Tnroat, and Lung A Unctions : evorr form or rtcrofuln. even Consumption (or I.mig-armfula ) in ita ear lier stages : and the most stuhltora Hkin and Hcalp Diseases, art completely cured UJ I. VICIII eV-iV-7 Mraovao mm LIVER PILLS xJr A WILD PHYSIC ONE PILL FOR A DOSE. A nevsmsnt of ttin batrsls svli dsr Is nxmnnrr fnr Snnlltl. TIism pills supply wlist llin syatnni Inolu u I lingular. Tna Ours liuauaunw, uriKiiwi ina and olaar ths Oomplntion hntlar than ooa m. Thayaot mSdlj. nrlther grluanor altihnn aa olhs pllla da. To oouvlnia yuu ol thnlr msrlta wo will mall aamptm frea, or a mil boi for IIS onnia. SolA swywllala, ilusoiiao Mod. Co, i'luUulSlpMa. . BSotaU too uu, and 11.00 per IiottW One cent a does. Twit GRBAT COITnil fTltHB uminntlv eiirra Where all others falL Coughs, Croup, lore Tnroat. Hoaratneaa. Wboooloa- Couan Asthma. For Ceasuaptlea It bat no rival! thouaanda. and wl taken In time. Bold by Druggists on a guar enteo. For a Lame Hack or Cheat, use SHILOH'I BELLADONNA PLASTER J&o. DOCTOR Mtivirl ri rH nn N tin h V U1UUU M J.IU111U VIJ I THE GREAT CURE When we rocollrot that the stomach la ilia grand laboratory In wlilcn food Is transformed nio ine secretions wnicn lurtiisii vigor lo the item alter entering anil enriching the blooil; at it Is In short the fountain headiif ntrenath. it is essential to keep this iinporiant supplying machine hi order and to restore it to activity when it become lusctlve. This Ho. tetter's Stomach Hitters does most effectual ly, reason- biy, regulating and reinforcing digestion, pro- noting uiip hciioii 01 ine uver ana ooweis. Htrength and quietude of the nerves depend In great measure upon thorough illvestlon. There s ao nervine tonic more mgniy esteemed ny he medical fraternity than the Hitters. Hhysi- II L0 H SwCATA R R H kvu wciixvyou arnce,ouoit iujucwriroo. "German Syrup" Justice of the Peace. George Wil kinson, of Lowville, Murray Co., Minn., makes a deposition concern ine a severe cold. Listen to it. "In ror more than thirty yearn Attcoit't the Spring of 1888, through ex Pohous I'labtkrs have been doing their be oosure I contracted a verv severe neficent work, relieving pain, inspiring! ,M that settled nn nivliinim TH. men, women and children with new hope was flcMmoailje(1 Kv exeeTvefiiol,'t -FOIt- INDIGESTION AND I elans also strongly commend It for chills and lever, rneumulisiii, kiuney ana bladder trouble, sick headache nnd want of appetite and sleeu. inu a fiiiicgianniui uinw limes a uay, CONSTIPATION. Regulator of ths Liverand Kidneys "It's fillinv about bridal nalra. like other pears at all." "why not?' softest when they're green." Ther are not 'They're -A BTKCIPIC FOB INHI'IRK COURAGE. and new courage, Pain is a great discourager. When all the muscles are sore, it is hard to keep up hope. Allcock's Pogotrs Plastsbs and pain have no atlinitv for each other, one or tbe otber must yield, and pain is the one 10 ne ueieateu. Placed high tin between the ahouh'er- I. .n,l nn ll.o k..t .k . cure for ooiigha: on the nit of the stomach they relieve indication; ovr the muscles tney relieve strains and Htllliiesa. Wher ever there is soreiieus, they soothe and cure. ItRAnnEimi'a Pills do not iniure the oyeiein "Don't vou believe Ixird ltudelelrh Is a lamleri I proprietor?" "I'm afraid not. He doesn't seem I nave any manors." DEAFNK8S CANNOT UR CURED sweats. One bottle of BoscheeV German Syrup broke uo the cold. night sweats, and all and left me in a good, healthy condition. I can give German Syrup my most earnest commendation!" C ERADICATES BLOOD POL SON AND BLOOD TAINT. A Cure For Stammering. A gentleman who stammered from ihildhood nlmost up to manhood gives a very simple remedy for the misfortune! Go into a room whore you will be quiet and alone, get some book that will in terest but not excite you and sit down and read two hours aloud to yourself, keeping your teeth together. Do thit every two or three days, or once a week if very tiresoino, always taking care to read slowly and distinctly, moving tho lips, but not the teeth. Then, when con versing with others, try to speak at slowly nnd distinctly as possible and make up your mind that you will not stammer. Well, I tried this remedy, not having much faith in it, I must confess, but willing to do almost anything to cure myself of such an annoying difficulty. I read for two hours aloud with my teeth together. The first result was to make my tongue and jaws ache that is, while I was reading and tho next to mnke me feel as if something had loos ened my talking apparatus, for 1 could speak with less difficulty immediately. The change was so great that every one who knew me remarked it I repeated this remedy every five or six days for a month, and then at longer intervals un til cured. Uood Health. n,. i.,.i ....n.,.i ... ,v . t fj mm i',ii,i,,mib, oa iiid) uaiuiui rencii III? I diseased portion of the car. There is only one I way w cure ueamcHi, anil mat is Dy constltu donsl remedies. Deslnens is canard hv an in Darned condition of the mucous lining of the eustachian tube. When this tube Is iulUmt-d you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear ing, and when It is entirely closed deafuesa is ine result, ana unless the Inllanunatloii can b, I taken out and this tube restored to its normal I conilition, hesrlng will be destroyed forever; I nine cases out of ten are earned b; catarrh. I which Is nothing but an lnliamod condition of I toe mucous sunaces. i We will give One Hundred Dollars for am- case of deafness (caused lv catarrh) that cannot I ee curea Dy nan a l alarm cure, Henri lor cir culars, iree. r. j, chi-.msv A cu., Toleilo. n. gold by druggists; 76 cents. Cbvbral bottles of Swift's Specific (S.R. S.i entirely cleansed mv system of contairioua ukxxi poison or ine very worst lype. n si. a. iuumis, anreveport, u. Scrofula, Rheumatism, Salt Rheum, Neuralgia Aid ill Otber Blood anil Skin Diseases. It Is a positive cure fnr all those tislnfnl. deli cate complaints end compllcnted troubles and weaknesses common among our wives, mothers and daughters. The elfin Is Immediate and Innllng. Two or three doses of Da. I'akukk's Kkmkhy mken dally keeps the blood cool, the liver and kidneys act ive, and will entirely annllcHli from ihn Kvninm all trace of Scrofula, Unit Hlieuin, or any other iviiuvi uioou uiseiiae. Ho medicine ever Introducer In this country has met with such ready sale, uor given such universal sittlnfnctinn whenever used as that of Da. I'AaiiKK'a Kkmkiiy. This remedy has been ll-eil In the hn'pHids throughout the old world for tho imt twenty. live yoHrs as a specific for the above diseases, and It has and will cure when all other Mwjulled remedies full. fend lor pamphlet of testimonials from those who hnve been cur, d bv Its use. Druggists sell It at 11.00 per bottle. Try It and be convinced. For sale by MACK & CO., 9 and II Front St., San Franclsoo. CURES SCRC7ULA EVEN IN ITS WORST FORMS. T had scrofula In 1WI, and cleansed my 1 system entirely from it by biking seven 1 nave not naa any symp honies of S. S. S. turns since. KIDNEY, C. W. Wilcox. Spartanburg, S. C HAS CURED HUNDREDS Of CASES OF SKIN CANCER. Treatise on niood and Skin nise.ises nailed iree, swirT argcivic La, Atlanta, Oa. CaeBaamellneBtove Polish; no dust, no smell Bladder. Urinary and Liver Diseases Dronsv Gravel and Diabetes are cured by HUNT'S REMEDY Trt GiHatsA for breakfast. The Testimonials We publish are not purchased, nor written up in our otuce, nor a-e tney mun our employes. They are fui-ts, proving that noun a oiirsupuriuu lusks. Three Enemies "For ovor tweuty yean I have suffered with neuralgia, rheuma tism aud dyspepsia. Many t'mrs 1 could not turn In bed. Several p'yslci :us hnve treated mo aud I havo tiled dif- ilra. Hurt. fcreut remedies, but all failed. Five ycois ago I begau to take Hood i Bursa pnr ilia and it bus done me avast amount Hood'ssCures of good. I am 72 years old aud enjoy good health, which I attribute to Hood's rJarsnpa rilla." Xlas. E. M. Bi-kt, W. Kendall, N. Y. Hood's Plllscure nil I.ircr Ills, Biliousness, Jaundice, Indigestion, Kick Headuche. 2. FREE JONES' -tub- CASH Buyers' Guide STORE. THE BEST KIDNEY AND LIVER MEDICINE. Tug Ht'YKKS' (ItllhK Is nubllshed the first of eacu mnnin. it is isxiica in the interest ol all consumers. It gives the lowest ciish ouotHllons on everything In the grocery line. It will save von money to consult it. Mi H free to am address on implication. Don't bo without II. It costs Vou nntlitlur to eet It. It iiiiolen whole sale prices direct lo the consumer. Mention mis paper, aiiuress JONES' CASH STORE. 130 Frout Htreet, . I'nrtlauil, Or. HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Rrlght's Disease, Retention or Non-re. ten lion ol Urine, Pains in tho Back, Loins or llde. HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Intemperance, Nervous Diseases, (leueral Debility, Female Weakness and Excesses. HUNT'S REMEDY BestintheWorld! I Get the Genuine! Sold Everywhere! fBANK WOOL8ET, Agent, Portland, Or Cures Biliousness. Headache, Jaundice. Pour siomaco, uyapepsia, constipation snd riles. Washington a City of Churches. There is no city in tho United States which might bo called the city of churches with more appropriateness than W ashington. They are not partic ularly large or imposing, these Wash ington churches, but there is an im mense number of them. As a matter of fact, the capital contains nearly 200 churches. The Methodist denomination claims 52. The Baptists come next with 45, then the Episcopalians with 26 and the Presbyterians with 21. The Roman Catholics have 13, the Lutherans 10, the Congregationulists 4, the Hebrews and the Christians 2 each and the Unitarians, the Universnlists and the Swedenbor- gians 1 each. Besides these there are half a dozen nonsectarian bodies. Washington Letter. Respect For the Knglish Lauguage. If we reverence our mother tongue as wo ought, we will be on onr guard not to insult it by violating its rules We will not say, "You hadn't ought to do this,'' or, "Ho ain t a-goin to do that." We will avoid that last aud worst error of tho vulvar, the double negative. We will be ubovu misplacing moods and tenses aud putting the nominative case where the objective belongs by right. Harper s Uaznr. Friendly Regard is never en tertained by the children for a medi cine that tastes bad This explains the popular ity among ones oi Scott's Emulsion, a preparation of cod-hver oil almost as palatable as miiK. Many mothers have grateful knowledge of its benefits to weak, sicklv children. .-f"' Tf. h) x""' B"wna T. All rtrnriiMs. little Money Saved. Money Earned. Mrs. Climber My dear, Mrs. Highupp has bad ber portrait painted by a cele brated artist, and I haven't had a thing but common, ordinary, everyday photo graphs to snow. Husband (a wise man) Huhl The idea of advertising to the whole world that her complexion is so bad it won't stand the camera! New ork Weekly. Black Flowers. Wben one thinks of it, black flowers are dctertable. Fancy nature producing a black Hon erl Aa well a black sun or black aTaaa. Yet the incongruities of fashionable mourn ing aanctioo without a word these mon strosities, and a daisy, a rose or a bunch of violets that is ink bum, somber and with out even tbe semblance of a soul is dutiful ly mad acceptably worn. Xew York Times, f MS Bak ing Pon der When in Portland be sure to take in the greatest novelty at the Exposition. We shall bake biscuits and cake everv afternoon and even inn on onr Drettv Jewel Gas Stove. Evervbodv cordiallv invited to have a biscuit with ns and see the wonderful merits of Golden West Baking Powder proved by actual work. CLOSSET&DEVERS, rarrionabla Carioaltj. Little Girl (at tbe afternoon ooocert .Mamma, wnicn one is i heodore Tbomaar Mamma The one who stands with his back to na. dear. Don t whisper. (After a few moments of thoughtful ej- lence) Mamma, what's ths rest of his name Chicago Tribune. PORTLAND, OR. n rwa RrinedT fnr Catarrb Is las faf I I M, Taaax to Vrm. tnt Ooart. I I J I So by atoaxlset ar mm kr aolu. U tea. K. T beam Wamsn. Cm J FRAZER AXLE GREASE HUNT'S REMEDY SOCIETY BADGES. V taj at ONCE on the Kidney a. liver ana nowrln, restorfnir them in a health tion, and fl lll-.N when all other medicines A. FKLDKNHEIM KR. UadliiK Jew eler el the Pad Hi Northwest, keeps s large sioca oi ail BUCKET SOCIETY UADUK9 on band Dest Hoods at low est figures. Badge maae u oraer. . restoring them to a healthy ac- ' fail. Hundreds have been saved who have heen given up to die by friends and physicians. SOLD HV ALL I HI ;;I8 . S. EOCENE. Ta a finAolnl hrnnil nt I1i,miI,,b ml ,1.I..K w maiiuiaeiure expresniy lor r AAlll.T INC. IT IS A PKRrKCT IM.I'MINAIOR. 11 II HII1B KIKKTKHT. IT IS or UNIFORM QUAL1TF. We guarantee It to be the hiuhest erwaiBLK QkADK OF- ILLl MINAT1NO Oil. Ask Or it. STANDARD OIL COMPANY. Hercules Gas Ennint. (OAS OR GASOLINE) Made for Power or Pumping Purpoaesv The Cheapest Reliable Oaa Eutlue on the Maraoi. Out or Enoini ajio Pump. MASQUERADES, PARADES, 111 A IIVI'II H illl.lTUICllS Kvervthlnv In tKa uhouu Una ,1-1 Beards, Properties, Opera and May Book's, etc.,' furnished at greatly reduced rates and In mine. rior quality by theoldest, largest, best renowned and therefore only reliable Theatrical Supply Houne on the Paeitte. CimlmL CnrmanniAn,.. licited. Goldstein 4 Co., 26, is and 30 O'Farrell reet, also doo Market street, San Kranclsco. We mipply alt Theateri on the Coatt. to wlmm INFORMATION WANTED OF THE whereabouts stf ill lei iUn FKA.V'I. citizen of the Cuntnn Tpin Ktvit. erland. When last heard from he wan mlnhiir n Oren-on. Franc! will hour nt anmohin., tn his advantage II he reports to the SWISH CO.NSrI.ATK, Hal Klrst street, ., . Portland, Or. Portland, Or., October 2, 1853. linnTOR8on Installs! bnts. Best makes, Ulilinfl'.i, rnces. It. '. Hend lor catalogue. HUC II, mPoriT al HAVE YOU GOT ITCHIMO FTI.ES known bv motsttrae Ilka pempiracjqp.oaiiaa latcnao Itchli ah.il wina. Tliia f'rm and BL.1N1). AUJiSULNUor FiiOTKUDlXO fUJU TIF.LDaTOSCBTO DA. B0-SAY-K0 S PILE REMEDY, wht.-h aota direcllr en p"a affected. aa ma aiTtuKTjna. enacting PU f v; a permao"TU e-ura. rriee &00. PmrJ9'.l I Imkm SJ eruAU. lie. Boaaoko. Falladalpaja. ra For Simplicity It Beats ths World. It oils Itself from a Reservoir, No Carburetor to g-et out of order. No Batteries or Electric Spark. It runs with a Cheaper (trade or Gasoline tbaa any other Engine. acifD voa caTAtcona to PALMER & REY, Manufacturers). 405 tanwM Stmt, San Francaa. U ' FOBTLAKO. ORKGOK. IIDC IVIMCinWC SOOTHINQ llllltln IIII1MLUII M STHUP - FOR CHILDREN TCCTHINO Par br all lrtt"t. ta Oatt a kettle. 'WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES.' GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF SAPOLIO RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF Moore's Revealed Remedy. Arroaia. Onsoo. Jannarr IS. I eaa state with nieasnrs that bT tbe ana nt MOORI 3 REVEALED ftSMEDT By busbaad was relieved from as 0.1 case at RHFXMATlsX and say ytranran dot cured entirely 01 U FLA 51 at ATOR? 8&r . HA nasi waan the bast doctor I eooid get Old a 1st aa good. Vo-.rs le rradud 1LR8. II. T sTiiUX OLD Ml IOVU DBVSCIIT.