Be on your Guard. If some grocers urge another baking powder upon you in place of the " Royal," it is because of the greater profit upon it. This of itself is evidence of the supe riority of the " Royal." To give greater profit the other must be a lower cost powder, and to cost less it must be made with cheaper and inferior materials, and thus, though selling for the same, give less value to the consumer. To insure the finest cake, the most wholesome food, be sure that no substi tute for Royal Baking Powder is accepted by you. Nothing can be substituted for the Royal Baking Powder and give as good results. UNCLE SETH'8 ADVICE TO POET8. Tb poet" what writ about njrmpe an tbem thing. An drluda an uoddesae lialn't cot no acnaa An sylf an angela what fly round Mth wiog 'Ilbout ever a-stoppln to llffht on th fen They hain't got no Idea Of what pn'try ah'd be. An they don't tech a feller like you an Ilk ma. For they talk about godatheold Greek natar alnf. An uodilawit nobody b'lleve In no moral In a kin of a claaalcaJ tlim-a-llns-ling. Tbey aay the Hani thing we hav all beam aor In a uui-wldg ao cran That w can't underatan. Ad too atyllah an awall for a workaday Wy, blea ye. there' po'try In flower an bird An conrtln an luv an young tabic noagh Tliet don't hev to hev Ions academy word To nuke a man yell, "That' tb stulT, tbet" th Huff!" Yea, thet'a Jeat the stuff Of which any ol duff Lik yon and Ilk ma can't fill up with enoogb. J eft llx op yer tonga ao na plain folka can bear. An make 'em tome aente fer me an my wife: ttak 'em Jingle an gallup Mth everyday cheer; Wat 'em down 'Itb th joo of tb winepreas of lifel Fetch 'em up from your heart. Where all tonga orter atari. Let your Pegasus go an climb Into oar cart 1 -tuun W. Foa in Yanke Blade. Sourenir fipoon. "Some people are born with silver BpoonB in their nioutns." ITitiBouly a plain, everyday sort of silver spoon. it doesn't count in these fin de tuecle days. It must be a souvenir spoon, and no common one at that, or one had better not have been born. This is indeed a time, it not an age, of lux ury, and even the poorest .people are not contented with the plain usages appointments of the past half centtury. It is an age of constant changes, where nothing lasts, and in which! anything that is before the public more than a year is considered a-matter of ancient history. The wonder is that with such an existing state of things a fad like that of collecting Bouvenir spoons should have lasted more than one season, and yet the interesting fact remains that the fancy or tad or whatever you choose to call it of souvenir spoons is jimt uk eagerly fol lowed now as it was five years ago, when first Introduced. One Week. A Cat That Put Out a Fir. Some of our friends have a cat which they esteem very highly. On a cold winter day Mr. and Mrs. B. went to church, some five miles away, and left the house in the pos session of the cat, Tom, who upon their return home rushed out and buried his paws in the cold snow. Wanting to find out the meaning of this behavior on Tom s part, they examined his paws and found them blistered and burned. They walked Into the house and found to their surprise that the carpet around the grate was burned, but the tire had been extinguished. They now took in the situation. A coal had fallen out of the grate aud set the carpet ablaze, which had been extinguished by Tom, who had burned his paws in the effort he made. Cor. New York Recorder. ANTI-FKIIMKVHNB Is a harmtess preparation in tablet form for preserving am, kinds of fruit without cooKT.vo. One pack age preserves fifty pints of fruit or a barrel of cider, and only costs CO cents. Fruits preserved with Anti fermentine retain their natural taste and appearance. Ask your druggist or grocer for Anti-formen-tine. Turin proposes an international exhi bition in 1904. JUST A LITTLE pain neglected, may become RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, SCIATICA, . , LUMBAGO. Just little SPRAIN nay make a cripple. Just a little BRUISE nay make serious inflammation. Jutt a little BURN nay make an ugly tear. Just a little C08T get a bottle of 8T. JACOBS OIL. A PROMPT and PERMANENT CURE. ,fer P Comfort against Years of Pain for JUST A LITTLE. WTO.."' "OWctal Portfolio ot th "iwudlnf and f.ouuda, beauttmily ITiu. Ib ter coin, Mm,. wM b.mu ".Ml. D. Ho. (ft -H. t. N. U. No. 682 Something About Canary Itlrda. Whenever I buy a ennury it seems to be a bird that is eHiecially subject to colds and pneumonia, and it is only by the exerciso of the greatest care that 1 can keep it from suc cumbing to some pulmonary trouble-. Yet the canary bird sellers have their wares for sale in the streets in the coldest weather almost entirely unprotected from the wind. They stand around with them for hours nd no bad result seem to come of it. How is it) I give it up. There must be some nmspiracy between the dealers and the birds by which the latter die as soon as they are bought, compelling the purchasers to invest in more ca naries. You wouldn't think to look at the little yellow fellows that they were capable of so much treachery. Dealers bring them over from Eu rope with very few precautious against disease or accident. If 1 leave one of my canaries alone for 10 minutes at a tiuie, however, he swal lows a piece of rag and chokes to death, or the cat gets him. I sup pose the wholo secret of the thing consists in knowing what you're about From results I am led to be lieve that the iiiiMrter aud the open air dealer know what they're about and that I don't, nt Iwwt as fur as the cauury birds are concernod. New York Herald. Why a Cemetery la So Called. Webster says a cemetery is "a place where the dead bodies of hu man beings are buried." But that is all he says, and there is not 8-year-old child in the laud that could not tell as unirh without referring fo his "Unabridged." In tracing the derivation of the word I find thut the root is in an old Jewish word "caemeteria," meaning dormitories or sloepiug places. Later on the form ot expression was chnnged to 'miuietonum. In that section of "Camden's Remains" which has the beading of "Concerning British Epi taphs," 1 find the following: "Tho place of burial wus called by St. Paul 'senienatoria,' in the respect of a sure boeof a resurrection." The Greeks call it "caeineteriou," which means "a sleeping place until tho resurrec tion." The old Hebrew word for cemetery means "the house for the living," the idea being that death is only a protracted sleep that will terminate on the day that Gabriel blows bis trumpet St. Louis Re public. Tha Manufacture of (lluaa Ryea. In Thuringia there is a whole dis trict which is deiwndeut for its sup port on the manufacture of artificial eyes, uusiuuuls, wives anu children all working together at this means of livelihood. And yet, though these simple German village people turn out their produce by the dozen, uo two eyes are ever the same. Wo ur tilleial eye has iti exact follow either in color or in size in the whole world. The method of the manufacture is nut u very complicated art They are firstly glass plates, which are blown by gas jets, then molded by hand into the form of an ovel shupeil cup. The colorinc of the eyes Is effected by nieauHof tracing with fine needles, the tints being left to the taste of the individual worker, though the scoiie of their taste is necessarily limited to grays and nines anu Drowns anu blucks, which colors are assorted, to gether before beiug eventually dis patched to their various destinatii us. Loudon Hospital. A Neat Itaacnlllj, A neat pickpocket dodge practiced upon rural looKiug persons in tins town is based upon the known good nature and courtesy of the average American citizen. The pickpocket, clad in fine raiment and carrying a stick, stands upon the rear plutfonn of a street car, facing the dashboard. He struggles with a pair of tight gloves, and having vainly endeavored to buttou one after putting on the other, appeals to the kindness of the man facing bun on the platform. In nine times out of ten be picks the right man, and whilo the bene tactor buttons the gloves the pick- I rrvlrnt with IllH (liKI'UL'ML'l'll hand I takes the other's watch. The confed erate inside is at band to bnfilo the pursuers in case the thief is detected New York Letter. I ii J ii to Vl.itlnj rtra, Ministers who accept an invitation to ocenpy a pulpit fnr a Sunday or two during pastor's vacation buve a right to expect thut their compcniiation ahull be commensurate with the ability of tbe church. When the pastor receives two or three thousand a year it is hardly fair to pat "the snpply" off with a ten dollar bill. We have known of ministers who, having accepted an urgent invitation to ocenpy a pnlpit, have not received a tarn that they would offer to tbe brother who has preached fur them at home during their absence, and they were out of pocket their traveling expenses. Watchman. BEVERLEY CELLS. BarklHarkl BoverlLjr lklla am rlimlng. An ringing o r ilu- I. . Tlielr oliwr Hum nil i.. l llli'.t l MU With clunirlnif uu'luly. There1 kite hu m at a window, Tlicr' a mil In art In I ho lutriii Is I list 0 brlilo b, the uray llresid, t'lml In wrdilnm irnti a' ' Jlliiif, of lli v.Tl. . llluir on rii ilnni Thore la no rnlrih lu Ilreveo or earth, No truth In Urn In-art of man I Dark I Hark! lievrley lkll art Hinting. O'artw lilt aquarv and l rt-t Tirat onn aini th.r once rand so, And Oh, Hie ilrcam wna awutftt II It not duad. bill falllil. k - Suailimutnl her Kowu In vaint Tliouvh ber bi'art may break lor bia fale aake. Ho olll not nnne acalnl Itltitr. Hclla of IkviTli-r. ItliiK on aa ye rang tlient Thire la n uilrtk In luavin or earth. No I rut li In Ilia litarta of maul' 0uahS lluolil llcverloy Ht lla arc (1) Inir l'ion lbs atlll nlulil aln Thcro' a lluure at the threshold. Thrre'a a fiMitfiill un Ilia alalr, ftcKrettltijr. Kiii'vliiir, yearning r or tho love of ilit) a unne by, He baa come al lnt to nilci'iit tb paat Wby ttiakra aln no roplyf llliiir, lli'lU nl lleverlev. For a broken aplrlt passed, For a K fitry bri'iiat that baa found lu real. And a aoul at peace at Inal! -Clifton llluiiliaui In London Theater. MME. DERLINE. Prince Agenor was literally beside himself on Friday, April 10, 1889, at tho opera during the second act of "Sigurd." lbe prince hurried from box to box, and bis enthuslusm kept growing. That blond! Alii That blondl She's an ideal, that blondl Look at that blond! Do you know thut blond?" At lust be found Palmer, the banker. "Tbe name, the name of thut blond In the Siilnte-Mosmcs bjxT 'Mine. Derline." "Is there a M. Derline?" "Assuredly a notary my notary the Suinte-Mosmcs' notary. And if you you want to see Mine. Derline closer come to my house to the ball next Thurs day. Sho will be there." After the opera, when people were go ing out, the prince took a position at the foot of the grand staircase. Ho had en trapped two of his friends. 'Come, ho said to them, "I wont to show you the most beautiful woman in Paris." Just as ho said that there was stand ing within two paces of the princo an alert young man attached to one of tho morning newspapers, a newspaper widely read, this young man had a sharp enr. lie cuugbt as it flew the expression of Prince Agenor, whose high position hi society he knew. lie managed to avoid meeting the prince, hut when Mine. Der line wus auout to pass the young re porter was clever enough to overhear, without losing a single word, the con versation of the three brilliant noble men. . Mine. Derlino arose the next morning at 8 o clock. Her maid came in, placed a salver on a little table, lit a big tire in the open grate and withdrew. There were on the sulver a cup of chocolate and a newspaper the same thing every morning. Mine. Derline touched the rim of the enp to her lips and burned herself. So sho had to wait awhile. Sho put down the cup, took the paper, unfolded it, and iupidly, with a look, ran through the six columns on tho first pago. At the bottom, nt the very bottom of the sixth co'uinn, she found these hues: "Lust night there wus a very brilliant representation ot 'Sigurd' ut the opera. Muny of the most distinguished women of fashion were there the handsome, Duchesso de Moutuiglon, the pretty Comtesse Vordiniore do Larduc, the ad- niirublo Marquiso de Muriel aud the pi quant Darotiess ue lUyrvou. "We hnvo to announce a now slat thut has suddenly como to shine in the Parisian constellation. Tho house was in ecstasies over u blond with sad eyes, witli eyes like steel, and whose shoul ders ah I what shoulders! Those shoul ders wero tho event of tho evening. Ou all sides pcoplo wero asking: 'Who is she? 'Who is slier" 'To whom belong tiioso divine sliouklersr "To whom? Wo know, and our read ers will thunk us for telling them tho name of this marvelous beauty it is Mine. Derlino." Her name! Sho had read her name! She grew dizzy. Her eyes crossed each other. All the letters of the alphabet seemed to dunce liko mad in tho news paper. After a whilo they grew quieter, stopped aud got back into their pluces. Sho managed to liud it again her name and took up her reading: "It is Mine. Derlino, the wife of one of the most esteemed and richest noluiics of Paris. Tho Prince do Ncrins, whose word carries authority in these matters, said last night to every one ho met. That is tho meet beautiful woman iu Paris.' Wo ore entirely of that opinion." She finished readiug, and a sudden anxiety seized her. "Edward? What will Edward say?" Edward was her busbaud. She had never iu her lifo called any other man than her husbuud by his first name. He was loved, this notary, und almost at tho moment she usked herself what Ed ward would 6ay Edward hurriedly opened tlio door. "Why do these newspaper men med dle in what doesu't concern them? This is an outrage! Your name! Look at it there: j our name in this paper!-' Mmc. Derline very sweetly and gentrv set about bringing this rebel to rcasou. "Why this rage, this great vexation? They accuse you of being the husband of the most beautiful woman in Puris. Is that, then, so horrible, a misfortune so frightful?" Reduced to obedience, M. Derlino went down stairs to his ofiico to make money for the most beautiful woman in Paris. A very wiso and a very timely occu pation, because scarcely had Mine. Der lino been left aluiie when a thought came into her head that would rid lh) notary's strong box of a very pretty bundle of bank notes. It seemed to her that her new position Imposed new duties upon her. She could not present herself at the ralmers' ball without a uew dress aud one from a celebrated hand. So sho ordered her carriage in the afternoon and resolutely gave her coachman the address of M. Arthur, ono of tho most illustrious dressmakers iu Paris. "Oh, inadante, a ball dress a splen did gown for Thursday," paid that uu ;ust dignitary: "I don't d;ire make such promise, becaiue 1 could not fulfill it. Tliero nro responsibilities to which 1 (over expose myself" Two teurs, two little tears, glistened on the edge of her lashes. M. Arthur felt himself moved. A woman, a pretty woman, weeping there before him. Never hsd such homage been paid to his genius. "Mon Dieu, niadame, I am anxious to make the effort a very nimple dress" "Oh, no, not simple; ou the contrary, very striking brilliant in tln highest degree Two of my friends me your customers" (she told him their names) "and I, I urn Mmc. Derline" "lime. Derline! You are Mine. Dcr- liner H wu im-juicul, absolutely tbcul ticul. Mine. Derline returned the next day and tbo next after thut, and overy duy until tbo ove of tho fuiuoii Thursday, and every lime alio went back, while waiting her turn to try on her gown, she ordered dreswa, very plain, but never theless coating "00 to WiO frumw. Nor was that nil. The duy of the first visit to M. Arthur, when Mine. Derline walked out of lliu fine place sho was grieved, absolutely grieved at the slht of her coupe. It hud been her mother-In-luw's coupe und had rolled around the street of Puris fur fifteen years. Mine, Derline only entered this shuck ing coupe to be driven to a very illus trious carriage maker's. That night, adroitly seizing tho psy chological moment, she explained to M. Iwliuo that she hail Seen a certain liltle hluck cr.iipe, lined wilh deep blue satin, that would divinely frame her hew gowns. Tho cuiixi was bought next day by M. Derlino, who himself begun to realize the extent of his new duties. But next day ho saw it wus impossible to harness to thut pretty toy of a coupe tho old horse that drew the old curriuiro. and equally impossible to put on the box the old coachman who dree tho old horse. That Is why on Thursday, April 23, at 10:1)0 p. in., a very handsome sorrel mare, driven by a very correct English coachman, drew M. and Mine. Derline to the Palmers' Iioiiho. Nevertheless, yet ono tiling was lucking n little groom by tho English coachman's side. But one munt uso a certain discretion. The moat beautiful womuu iu Puris proposed to wait for ten days before asking for tho littlo groom. While sho mounted tho staircase at tho Palmers' sho distinctly board the repeated little blows of her heartbeats. Sho entered, and for tho first minute she enjoyed the delicious scnsition of suc cess. Yes, decidedly all wont well. She was in tho way of having all Paris at her feet. And sure of herself, more confident, more courageous, more rash, sbo advuueed, leaning on M. Palmer's arm, who introduced hor on the way to counts, marquises and dukes. Puhner suddenly said to bcr: "I am anxious to present to you on of your greatest admirers, who the other night at tho opora could talk of nothing else but your beauty the Princo de Ncrins." Muio. Derlino was not to see the Princo do Ncrins that night. Neverthe less ho had counted surely on going to Palmer's house and presiding at tbo opothcosis of his notary's wife. Eut ho dineil at his club aud permitted himself to bo persuaded to go to a first per formance at a small theater. They played an operetta cast in the classic mold. Tho principal character was u yotfhg queen, who was always escorted by four regulation ladies of honor. Threo of these young ladies wero well known to fli nt uighters as having figured in a good many finales of operettas aud in not a fow processions of fairies. Bnt the fourth oh, tho fourth! She was new, a magnificent brunette of the most surprising beauty. When tho audience was leaving, Prince do Nerius said to every one who would listen to him: "Thut brunette! Heiu! That brunette! There's nothing liko her in any other theater. She's tho most beautiful wo man iu Paris. The most beautiful." The next morning Mine. Derline found in the fashionable intelligence of her newspaper ten lines uboiit the Palmers' bull. The marchionesses, tho couutesses and tho duchesses who were thore were named, but of her, Mine. Derline, not r. word not one word. And to make it worse, ho Iwho wrote about the theatrical performance landed In cntlmsiustiO terms the behuty of the' idal lady of honor and said, V 'Mor'oover, , the Prince de Nerius declared that in- contestably Mile. Miranda was the most beautiful woman in Paris. I Mmo. Derline threw tho pnper in the fire. She did not wish her husband to know- that she was no longer the most beautiful woman iu Puris. Nevertheless sho held on to tho greut dressmaker and tho English couchman, lint she has never dared to ask for the littlo groom. Translated from tho French of Ludovig llalevy for the New York World. Hurry ttdwimta uml II la Specimen. The late Hurry Edwards was nn enthusiastic amateur botanist On one occasion ho was accompanied by Mrs. bd wards aud a mend of hers upon a short excursion into the coun try. As they were waiting nt the station for the returning train, the two women lounging back in relaxed attitudes of utter fatigue, the actor strolled iiwny for a littlo walk. Pres ently be came rushing back, his face full of excitement. "See horor" he cried, holding up to view a littlo wilt ing plant, "I ve looked for this from Maiuo to Florida. It's an extremely rare specimen of tho" etc. The ladies turned their heads lan guidly in hut direction. Mrs. Edwards 6aid nothing. The other drawled. "It seems--to me a very common weed." The extinguished botanist 6tnred iu blauk auger for a moment. Then he turned ou his heel. All his rising fury could seize upon was a loudly uttered epithet. "You're two cads!" he Hung back over his shoul der. New York Times. A Woumn'a Handkerchief. A woman's handkerchief is so close ly identified with her that it seems a part of her presence, and both in fact and fiction, particularly fiction, it frequently figures among the keep snkes of the ardent lover. We have all thrilled at its discovery upon tho breast of the wounded hero. It is simply indispensable to every condition uf womuu. If she is nerv ous, eho toys with it; enthusiastic, 6bo applauds with it; tearful, it is her friend indeed. Moreover, in seek ing cither to stop a street car or lieck on ber lover, it is her signal. Iu the latter capacity it contributed largely toward bringing about ono of the most renowned tragedies of our own times. Philadelphia Times. Ilia roatlliiuiuus Kortlllralloo. Stephen Lungford, a wealthy farm er of Madisuii county, Ky., has just bad completed for him here a stone coffin. It weighs about 1,500 pounds and is made of Kentucky limi-itne quarried from Langford's farm. He is SO years old. but is apparently in tho let o" boclth. Mr. Langford says that the country ar.mu'l his home is overrun with polecats, niirks and groundhogs, and bo believes tbe only way to keep them from devour ing his body is to have it buried in a stone coffin. Cor. Pittsburg Dispatch. II ia ORrna. The prisoner was a tramp arrested for chasing a watchdog all over the back yard and kicking him into a pulp. 'Guilty or not guilty r asked the jud;e sternly. "I V.-.-.3 only rushing the growler, ycu;- hoaoi'. "Sixty day." Detroit Free Prcsa. BfilCNOll AT DINNER. In a Pit of Aiik-wr II Vaulted OITtli Tabl cloth ami Kumhi i:r)tlihi(. Ono night IJi'ignoll Invited several friends to sup with him nfu-r a per formance In Lultiinoro.aiidon reach ing liiHiipartmeiitM found thetabloset ami tlio waiters In reiulinow, to begi bringing In tbe dishes. u0 u m, er. treiuuly particular about tbe nnnear- iinco or ins laiiii', aim uiwaya took a critical view of the crockery, silver. linen, etc., before Inviting Lis friends to sit down. Ou this occasion bis taglo cyo discovered several small holes in (lie tablecloth, and his auger wuh ull iillniiie In an Instant Too full of wrath to sm-nk, ho caught hold of tho corner of the cloth and gnvo one long, quick jork, clearing the table completely and scattering knives, forks, spoons, plates, etc., all over the room. The astounded waiters ran to tho proprie- . tor witn the tale, and when he ar rived on the scene there was danger in Ins eye. Brignoli know ho was in serious trouble, mid forthwith brought into play all his cunning to getoutofit lie pretended thut the waiters had treated him in a most outrageous munner; that the tablecloth was not fit for a bog to eat off of; that the dinner was cold; that the wines were warm in short, he made the proprietor believe that everything was just as bad as possible. Then be began to mollify him by praising bis house. How was it that every one he knew in the whole United States had recommended it to him? How could it be that good people thought so well of it? Everybody bad told him that it was tbe only first class hotel In Baltimore. And this and this was the way a guest was treated! Surely there was some mistake. The landlord could not possibly know thut one of bis guests had boon so imposed on! No first clns.i bouse would submit to it I In short, the wily old fellow mr.de the landlord think him the most abused mau on earth, and they were soon tbe best of menus. 1 bo land lord himself attended to tbe setting of the table. 1 he best of everything in the bouse wus put on it, and an excellent dinner was served at his expense. Brignoli gave the waiters 1U each for having hurt their feel iiigs. New York Tribune. A Jolt of a Court Fool. The term fool is often misapplied. Thus, Charles the Simple was no fool, but a man of extraordinary simplicity and strength of mind and feeling. So Homer, when he called Telema chus a fixil or "silly," did not employ tho word as a term of repronch, but of endearment The court fool, or jester, was for merly an important person in the households of kings and princes. His influence over his muster was consid erable, and many clever sayings of fools are still in existence. Charles the Simple bad a jester named Jean, who one morning tried his master's nerves by rushing into his room with the exclamation: "Oh, sire, such news I Four thousand men have risen in the city I" "What!" cried the startled king. "With what intention have they lisen?" ""Well," replied " ttie jester, ""prob ably with the intention of lying down again at bedtime. " Youth's Compan ion. Iteil llnlr and Freckle. Science explains the phenomenon of red hair thus : "It is caused by a su perabundance of iron in the blood. This it is that imparts the vigor, the elasticity, tlio great vitality, the over flowing, thoroughly healthy animal life which runs riot through the veins of the ruddy haired, and this strong animal life is what renders them more intense tn ail tneir emo tions than their more languid fellow creatures. The excess of iron is also the cause of freckles on the peculiarly clear, white skin which always ac companies red hair. This skin is ab normally seusitive to the action of the sun s rays, wmch not only bring out the little brown spots in abun dance, but also burn like a mustard plaster, producing a queer, creepy sensation, as if the skm was wrin kling up." Analyst. What Ar We Coming ToT The following is printed "for true in a London journal: The houso of a well known lar.y novelist was the other day observed to be shrouded in the gloom of drawn curtains nnd lowered blinds. Sym pathetic friends presently called to inquire what family niHiction had taken place. They were admitted into the darkened drawing room, where, clad in deep mourning and holding a clean pocket handkerchief in her hand, the lady novelist sat, weeping, upon the couch. A sympa thetic and inquiring murmur from the visitors elicited a fresh burst of tears as the lady sobbed forth: "Af iliction? Yes, I should think so. My hero is just dead!" The Dorroirau Uuok. "The boi-rowed book.'" What a text for a 6ermon, said a clever author. If books are borrowed, mar them not ; neither turn down the leaves, and, above all, be careful to return them in as good a state of preservation as when borrowed. To write on the margins is unpardonable, vulgar, ill bred. Good Housekeeping. A Cow buperatltion. According to Indo-Europe-n folk lo: e the clouds of the heavens wero nothing bat cows, who were invested with the duties of a psychopomp. At times these clouds descended to the earth and assumed their bovine garb, but their duty remained the same. Hence the superstition prevalent in many agricultural countries that a cow breaking into a garden foretells a death in the family. The psycho pomp was merely looking for a soul to escort to the hereafter. Aew York Telegram. Wkat Wrinkle Signify. Wrinkled foreheads in children be token consumption, rickets or idiocy. Vertical wrinkles of the brow come early to men who do much brum work. ArcheJ and crossing wrinkles about the lower middle of the fore head betoken physical or mental suf fering'. Fine close meshed wrinkle which cover the face, sign of age and decrepitude, are caused by loer of contractile nervous force and an prevented by hot bathing, friction and electricity.- Th llh of C laupe.tr. The story that Cleopatra killed ber elf by allowing an asp to bite her has long been believed, but probably has no better historical basis than tbe fun ciful Imagination of a gossipy Itoinun historian. For some time before bur death she niudo careful preparations for that event and tried many differ eut kinds of poisons on ber unfortu nato slaves to se which would pro duce death with the least uptutreut agony, Sho probably died by one of menu txiimms, for she wus as adept in wiiiili ,.. .... .. . m .1... i, : .. No asp was found in hor room, und the wound on ber breast HUpjKised to nave oeen tnnt of lt liito probably bad another origin, for hor whole body was covered with bruises, where sue, in Egyptian fuwlnon, bad struck herself with her fists and torn hr flesh with her nulls in hor grief for me loss or Antony. Kt Louis Ulofoe Democrat. (iuldea Kllanoa... There are times when "silence is golden." but women have tbe rwpu tation of always ignoring this fact A minister's wife tolls a good story at her OWU CXtHUIhO Which illustrate , ,, v ;...i'ii i.ii:t mans incredulity of hor ability to keep ber mouth shut under any con sideration. Her husltand was roeov eriug from a serious illness. The day when the worst was over the doctor Btniled, with the remark that all be needed was quiet and stxikeof a txiw der which he would leave. Rising to go, tho wife reminded biin of tbe powder "to keep her husband quiet,' wheu to hor amusement tbe doctor turned, nutl looking her in tbe face said: "The powder was not foryout husband, but for you. tie will 1 quiet enough if he only gets the chance." Exchange. Th Deacon' Thought. Good Boy Here hi that penny you gave me to put ou tho contribution plate. I made a mistake on nut in a button instead. Father Hum! What did Deacon Sharp say when he saw it V (iood Boy-He didn t notiw it. I guess the church is out of kindling wood, because I heard nun mutter something about getting more chips from the ole block. Oood Mewa Salti, a Sardinian city, has no po uce, no clergymen, no doctor, no chapel. Marriages ore ratified by a priest or registrar at a parish many miles distant, to which brides aud bridegrooms travel iu batches to have tue necessary ceremonial conducted. The minute green bodies found on the fresh water polyp have been shown to be vegetable cells which furnish sugar for the animul, while tho latter iu turn provides them with nourishment. The house of commons has met on Sunday 11 times, on various ooca sions when urgency demanded it. The first time wu in the reign of Ed ward III, the lust at the death of George II. Mrs. Homespun, who has a terri ble time every morning to get her young brood out of their beds, says she cannot undei-stand why children are called the rising generation. Be not affronted at a jest. If one throw over so much salt at thee, thou wilt receive no liann unless - tUou an raw aud ulcerous. -- Junius THE NUKSK'g DELIGHT, Every experienced nurse knows the value of a remedy which, without being an ano dyne, will relieve soreness of the limbs or stiffness of the joints and enable a patient to sleep quietly and naturally. Just such a remedy are Allcock's Pok ous PLASTrm. Placed on the cheat or on the back, if necessary cut into strips and placed over the nitucles of the lim'is, they work marvels in the wav of soothing and quietiiiK restlessness, neingperlectiy sim ple and harmless in their composition they can be need freely, and many a suf ferer hflB thanked them for a night of quiet rest, grateful both to him and those who csr for him. Dbanhrsth's Pills do not weaken the bowels. Unmixed evils rarely occur. The fact that money has been tight is snid io have resulted in a goou ueal oi sober tnougnt. Life Was a Burden Becaure of the lute.'. pclns in my stomach ud siuti. aim aisuuu ui-cuuui oli.a lstoni'j. Aiturcnt Ins; I would bo in grofit dUtross. My lather had mo give Hood's Sarsaist riila ft t-lul. There wus an improvement at otico tnl r lino continued taLlna; It, uuUl 1 am now well. I have reined lu fii-'h and on j eat heattily without dis Cess. I bow enjoy life tad I oweltnll to Hood's Sa.-snpar ilia." M rs.Ma.uy Sh'jte, Cawnovls, N. Y. , Hood's Ms assist diaeatlon aud cure I by all drug . -I .u. ! f. Baking PoiVder Purity and Ledvenin4 Power UNEQUALED. CASH PRPES To Introduce our Powder, w hav d. trrmlnadtodlatributo among tbe consum er a nnmbvr or cahu Phizes. To the person orclnb returning uathelargest nomtwrorcrrtlucateaooor before Jiina L lS8t,wwlilnvacash prise ofSlOO. and to tha next largest, nnmrona otber prlia ranging from 1 to 79 IN CASH. CLOSSET 1 DEVERS, PORTLAND, Or. $3! (III nearest the number of Vl-iton hi and our trenti.e on Prevention.- und Cure o( prirale Mule nrnfch Female rlWnefS all nentl V14- Apent WHnted. StHndard Remeiiy Co., Settle. ELA'S POI80N-IVY PlLLft a sure cure for poonlng from Ivy-vine or Oak. If not (m proved In 2 OAYi. return the bottle and vet jour mimn. mini itj ait LrruffKtU- renti and school children wlahlt r to niske oney, write na for circular, of onr H:ate an: C I' Maps: every school child should hare I on: nriisaijucis. iso our new Atla; sella at I aiehl; ft 50: jo. i the books to xll theM hard limes Owm d Co , Aiusworth blk, Ponland.Or. I iBLLBaSLaTfV CaaaslTea and Deoele who bar weak loairs or Asth aia.aboaldaM Piao'aCarafor CoaauniHloa. It oa earMI UnHsaata. II haa not In tor. d on. It Is not b4 to laA It ia to bH sooaa rrp. Soal Teifbei. M. -M'll'l? III PRIM mdm, how waouow OtD, Th thread that bliiuito lit Is moat fra qiivnlly anvornd vrulli inrliilail 01 II la reached III Ilia ran i iwraoli who n'llajj viiina mrana to mica lallins airmivtlj. i"r no Icaa Ilia aniiret) of iaiilu" Iha" U" "' lion ol limit lllf can Iw created ami li ,n""""? where 11 diw IM xM liouaanU. a lio nac experienced oitaro coKulaiil-liicludli iii;j; (iliy.lelHll.nl iIiiIiiuiic-oI III filed "'J', letter' Slomi(i Miller hear leatlinimy ,!, , wuiiilriiiia eDIiley aa a creator of atrej " ,. leelile uiui.llluHuiia and deiiliuaieii , (( t0 re.enled lo lie aaln to or wh,., h ,,, .......... . "ein.iiuo.iloii. malaria, aekiii.wlc.lKd remedy l; ',, , ,! .w,,,., Kmiilnliii and rlier""'"""; i n,. nlfr Wl n ocean aiea...... yi Dmin"7, m, ' l fitahllullyf lilmil.ied Stawar '-i ' .e !. iii'"i. "-y"1 w " good axii1 lu iwweuser. 100 KKWAItO, IOO. ti... ....imp i ti.i. ...wr will Iw nlcaied lo learn Dial lliere I. at fea.l one dreaded ill-enae that acleiice h l-n alile to cure III all 1 1 iHirea, aim mat ia caiarrii. nan a i auirr.yv--, la ilie only iHnlilva cure now known In ).."; leal fraternity, I'alHrrh, Mnic a coiyi.Vtutliii.aI dl.eaM, reiilrca a ooiip-t Ii ii I I'liUrr" t r.-i.tiiiul-llnll'a Catarrh tire Ii iakcnjrtn,iy, nclhiB directly upon Ilia blood mwfniiicuua anrlBi-ea.il the .y.tein, thereby djin'riiyliiK the Inundation nf ll. M fllHCHM. IlliJ Jfli.u III., tut. iM.lt .IfH.lwll. Byviiiilldiny ftp Um NMi.tiliiilnii mid aa.lMiiii! nature in inline; u. antra, i lie pronri.'ii.ra unvv an touch iHllh In liacii'aUva power that I hey "ir,'f e Hundred Minn Inr any oe Ihal I ("Ha 10 our. Send Inr liai o. le.tliiionlala. A dremt r. j.cuknky a co., Toledo, o, I ii Ad- Sold by DniKKliia; 76 cent. Dm Inamtllu Store Follah ; uo dual, no unell Tar Gmhia for breakfast. r.rT it run. and your cough may ond in mmetliinK ri otw. It' pretty itire to, II your blood ia poor. Thut is just the time and condition that in vite Consumption. Tbe auoda are aown and ft ha fiutuiiod it bold upon you, befor you know thut it is nuor. It won't do to trifle end delay, when the remedy I at hand. Every disorder that ran tie reached turoucn the uiooa yield to l)r. Pierce' Golden Medical Discovery. For Severe Cough, Bronchial, Throat and Lung Disease, Asthma, Scrofula ln evory form, and even tbe Sorofuloua affection of tbe lungs that' called Consumption, in all it earlier stage, it is a pouitlvo and complete cure. It Is the oni; blood-cleanser, strength re storer, and flesh-builder so effective that it can be guaranteed. If it doean't benefit or cure, in every case, vou have your money back. All medicine dueler have it COota., and Sl.UUper Uotue.' Cue cent a duae. Tuts Oriat Cocoa promptly aire Where all other fad. Cough, Croup. Bor inroax, fioaraenc, wnoopinar i;ouf(n anq Aathma. For Conauoiptlcn It oas no rival; hooping Cough and baa cured thouaanda, and will cun too If taken in time. Sold br Druggists on a guar antee. For a Lame Hack or Chcit, una BHILOH'S BSLLAOONNA PLASTKRAO. 'HILOH'S, kCATARRH REMEDY, avo vou Catarrh ? Th Is remed v la aruaran teed to cure you, Prioe,6Uot. Jnjootor f roe. 'August Flower " I am Post Master here and keep a Store. I have kept August Flower for sale for some time. I think it is a splendid medicine." E. A. Bond, P. M., Pavilion Centre, N. Y. The stomach is the reservoir. If it fails, everything fails. The liver, the kidneys, the lungs, the heart, the head, the blood, the nerves all go wrong. If you feel wrong, look to the stomach first. Put that right at once by using August Flower. It assures a good appetite and a good digestion. 6 THE ARIZONA KICKER. Conyrlghted 18 3. rubli-hed every Wednesday. 50 cents lot threemnnth , $2ner Riinum. Sample ci wies, 10 i-eniii. Auures abisuna lutKKK, lomuMone, Arizuua. THIS IS THE TIME TO order your SUMMER HOLLERS. You want the best ; that's the only kind we deal in Then send your order for the BEST ROLLERS and INKS tn p U.MER & REY TYPE F'DRY, PORTLAND, OB. SOCIETY BADGES. A. FELDENHEIM- ER, Leading Jew. eler of the Pacific Northwest, keeps a large sioca oi an SECRET SOCIETY DADOES on hand. Best goods at low est figures. Radges maue to oraer. FRAZER AXLE BestintheWorldinnrAOr Get the GenuinelhKrll .r Sold Everywhere! " Wrt Wl. PRANK WOOLSRY. Agent, Portland. Or HAVE I iTCHISeTO PILES Jcooira br oolitnr pnpirt:iqn, otu inteoae iicQia rriAtn warm. This firm and BLIND. rou LIUf i or FliOl BUDLNO VILXd TIELD ATOTK TO DA. B5-SAX-K0 PILE ft CM ED Y. GfiT which acts directly on part affected. Off rO m p?rmaDntcure. Prn 6V. DratTrigte nLtVO eVabVi. Ot, Rako,Plladc.phi. Jfc 'A FAIR FACE MAY ii-ri u av.inna. A ai" I" fl,., mm iMiilily (iiiHJiiuua.Miewed api" ' ui.miiiKh nlKlilly repone almiiil III "ae o ( mie and ataiulard renitvaal. lao..i,iui. i ,.iii...i. I I hi II ZMZL i iYwJVw7l -ni Cniia I lillllLliU son GAIN." MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES SAPOLIO RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF Moore's Revealed Remedy. Ifrnrai. 0w5, .farmery 10. I can state with p eemire that br th im m vni8KE.vEAL&i R,E.jiaLfi r.HEIMATIHM itnd mj TonntntbnT cured entirely ol INFLaMSI ATHKV KHKC- MATIaM waaa tiw beat i own. i OLD BT PRINTERS K -AND- PUBLISHER WILL FIND A fUM. I .INS OK- up; Pj&sses, Material and Machinery I , ri for Ml at I wont prim ntxl mont tlvMiUtg(OUi Palmer & Rey Type Foundry, Cor. Front and Alder Streets, PORTLAND, OR. Write lor prl e and terms he 'ore tnyliig ele a here Midder, I'rlmry und L ver Dtioaiei, D:opiy, Orarei auj ihalMitoa uro cured oy HUNT'S REMEDY THE BEST KIDNEY AND LIVER MICCINE. HUNT'S REMEDY Curei Ilr'ghl' D'nenie, Rotentltin or Son-tN' tenth nol L'rine, Paint lu tlio lluek, Luiii or bide. HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Intemperanrp, Kervrut Dleaej, General Debility, Female Weakliest mm Uxee.,va. HUNT'S REMEDY Cure Bll'oii'ncif, Heidachc, Ju nillco, four Stomach, Dyapepalti, C'onaii jmilun mid I Hot. HUNT'S REMEDY C X AT ONCTon Ihn h Hurra. I Ivcr and Hntvla, restoring thcui to a nciillhv nc- itinn,nnd IHIH when all oilier medicines inn. Hunure Is have been saved wno have uccu given up to die by Irlendt aud ih)aiciaii. SOLD OV ALL MIll.UIHiS. Hercules Gas Engine (OAS OB GASOLINE) Mada for Powr or Pumping Purposes The Cheapest Italian Oa Xagln on tlw Marlub Out of Inoni anb Pump. Far flmpUclty It Beats the World It oil luelf from a Reservoir, Ho Carburetor to get out of order So Batteries or Elootrlo Spark. II ran with a Cheaper Grade of Oaaolla than anj other Kugiu. zxd roa cATAUMua to PALMER & REY, Manufacturm 411 lintuM Street. Sal FranclsN, CiL -AiN Ll I'OKTLAND, OKROON. RLOOD POISON A SPECIALTY. Bvpfatlli pormancDtlr cured In 15 to M days, you cao be treated at booo for tbe s.ixo price and tlu tame uoranteca with those who prefer to core Juro wewlllcontracttocuro thorn or refund rccner and prtjr expense of coining, railroad fare and bout bills, live fell to euro, if vou buve takrn mer cury. Iodide wtoch and still have aches and p)lns,Mucouak'atchesiln nioulli, ftlnreThroat VlmpleaiCoppMH,olorediSjtota,V,lP(-'raon any part of tho budr Hair or Fyehrowa fnHlni out. It Is this firyphtlltle Jif,OOU I'OISO that wo cacrautvetocuro. Wo solicit tho mott obstinate caaei and challenge the vorld fov a coae we cannot care. Tnisdiscniobr.salHys batiledthe ak.111 of the mo;-t eminent vhyt clan. e.OO(O0O cnnltal b hind o ir uncondi tiooal fmarantce. AbaohitrpronOifieiitflPHled na application. Address COOIi CO., HUM to 133 1 AXuaooic VccjZl-, C ileutfu, J lit DR. GUWS ONION SYRUP fP COLDS MO CROUP. GRANDMOTHER'S ADVICE. In ralslQarafimilv rf r!?e children, my only rem edy for Oaiichs, OMil r.d Croup waa onion eyrup. Ib U(uitaJoffectivjt--d;7 cj It wis fortr yars ago. Naw mT (mndoh)Hr? tV:a Pr. Onnn'i Onion 8ymn whiob u nlriadr pronare'i an mor rlMsant to tha taata. Bold vfvrv'Tfhf ra. Lurtzt bottlfi W onta. TaJLnoiubutuforiU Thor'j CJtii:3g u csod Brooklyn Hotel 208-212 Bush St., San Francisco. This lavnrlte hotel Is under the manacoment of C H ARLES MuMUOMKKV, and Is as good il not the btst Family anu uustnea Mens lintel In San Francisco. Home Comfcrts! Cuisine Unexcelled I Ffrst-clas service and tbe highest standard of resiwct ability a ua ran teed. Our rfrm amnot be turpatsfd for hratn-gg and comfort. Board and rrtom ner dav. 11.25. 11.50. 11.75 and SlOU: board and room per week, $7 to single rooms, 60c io i. free coacn io ana ironi noiei. II DC WIUCinUTC sooth-no llllltl. IIIIIOLUK V) SYRUP - FOR CHILDREN TEETHINO rarialatrallllnirfl.u. CU tls. PROVE A FOUL BAR mj Dmunau waa nnieTM rrm n o'rt esse of odun r via aim uo fooa t o' r in rmttti. Yoi r. in i MRS. H. V YOCB OKCSOI8T. KIDNEY, TTTiA V tFV f iMsiJ