9 ST. JOHNS REVIEW .VPLUfl 18 ST. JOHNS, PORTLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY, JULY 21, 1922. ...NUMBER 37 Arc Ingenious Contrivance 'The Anglo Worm Extraqtor," on ultra-modern dovico with pat ent pending, all rights reserved , in tlio United States, Canada and St. Johns, is now being exhibited by Captain M. It. Stark and Fir, man B. R. Wolfe of tho St. Johns ilro department, which promises to bo a boon to prospective fisher men whoso inclination to fish is , sometimes diminished by tho thought of tho backbrenking job of "digging tho worms." A piece of heavy copper wiro' . about 12 inches long, connected to an extension cord, screwed in to an electric light socket and the now dovico is complete and ready for action. Stick tho wiro into the ground nt an nnglc, watch tho surfaco and immediately out will nnglo the little, anglo worms look ing for tho angler who is desirous of leading tho littlo fishes into temptation. Captain Stnrk docs not claim to bo tho onginotor of this modern invention, for, according to him somewhere, sometime, ho has read, drcamod or heard of such a thing and during tho hot weath er which Portland has been cx , porienqhig for. tho past few weeks wncn engaged ono particularly hot day in spading up tho biggest part of a lot in quest of a fow worms, Cap bethought himself of what ho had read, dreamed or heard and immediately sought tho cooperation of his firemen in getting one ready for operation. Tho device worked like a charm. One fireman extracted from tho ground in a few minutes cnouirli worms to fill a pound coffco can. But tho worms wore of poor qual- , uy isr, too small and skinny to .nuit thMromcn. Np use, so far ... !... I.I !.. I . . . an lUU.lHl.UlU net 111 IWIVlllg 10 HIS- en two small worms on a hook .. when ono fat, juicy ono would suffice, nntl so they have construc ted a "fattening pen," which they arc. maintaining in .connec tion with tho wholesale 'worm businejw, which they, have estab lished at tho firo. station. In a small box filled with, moist corn . ,monl tlio littlo wqrms arc taking on avoirdupois at a rapid rate and to those whoso .statu of mind has deteriorated to that " lovol where "oating worms" seems tho ouly altcrnatjvp, the St. Johns firemen ' aro issuing an especial invitation to visit their "fatten- . Ing pen," .although they, can fur nish no woolly ones. Many cur ious people gather around nt times when the. firemen are delv ing for the worms and telling the truth has become monotonous for it always is the snmo old ques tion, "What in the world aro you doing!." "Giving tho rose bushes, electric treatments," is one of. the favorlto explanations A Pleasing Recital The violin recital given by a number of the pupils of Elmer Snced, the talented and popular violin instructor, at tho audito rium of tho James John high school Wednesday evening, was well attended and immensely en joyed. All tho participants ac quitted tiicmseivcs m a most creditable manner. Tho follow ing program was rendered: IJereeuse (P. Bloeh) Doylo ngg; water Lily (DucclIo-So cm) Walter Emig; Tho Littlo lv triot (Krogmnnn-Grun) Docia Pigg; Tho Lnst Rose of Summer (Moore-Bucchner) T.hcjlmn LJrusch: Valsettofllannah Smith) Herman Thiurman;Paulownu Ma zurka (Arthur Scybold) Lola Hatchet: Intermezzo Sinfonico (Pctro Mnscagni) Mildred Lu- How it keeps n fcllor posted 'bout cas; Traumoroi (Schumuiui-Er- who is up an' who is down "8V.,Mu,rnl P?Jen,5, Kw'k(Hcn- That littlo country paper from n Wieniawski) Forrest Sweet his oP homo town. souvenir uc Jjuucck (liustav Rickcn) Fay Palmer; Cavatina Now, I like to read the dailies an 1 (J Raff) John R ov: At the ttnll tlio story papers, too, (Th. Hcrrman) Maudo Stewart; An t tunes tlio yellow novels Allcirro Brillimto fW. Tun Hnvi ' somo otlier trasli don't The Country Paper When the ovenin' shndes is fall in' at the ending o' tho day An' a feller rests from" labor, smokin' his pipe o clay, There's nothiu' does him so much good, bo fortune up qr down, As the littlo country paper from his ol' homo' town, It ain't n thing o' beauty, an' its print ain't always clean, But it straightens out his temper, when a feller's fecliu' menu. It takes the wrinkles from his face, an' h rushes off his frown,' t:ti.. ........ t i his ol' homo town. It tells of tlio parties an' balls of Pumpkin Row; 'Bout who spent Sunday with his girl, an' how tho crops II grow; Big Mill For Kelso Thomas Prospal ; Licbcsf rcud (Frit? Krcislcr) Elmer Snccd; riaytimo Waltz (Carl Vogt) Vi olin Class: Souvenir do Moscou (Henri Wieniawski) Elmer Sneed ; Hopo March (Quido Pap. mi) violin Class. Miss Margaret IS smith was accompanist and sin performed in her usual high class and pleasing manner. youf But when I want some reodin' that will brush away a frown, I want that littlo paper from my ol' homo town. x'' RUBERS ROGERS. Every indication points to Im mediate work on the Long Bell Lumber company's mammoth Kelso development project, that will ho lite largest single nidus, trial development in tho history of the lumber industry. A land ing for a ferry at limner, Ore., has been acquired by the compa ny and a dock is being built near liio mill sue; a romi sixty led in width is being graded and grav eled across the sile. This runs in n direct line from the ferry land ing to tho west end of the Kelso bridge, a distance of two miles. It is unofficially stated that a ferry for transfer of loaded freight cars across the Columbia will be installed later, and that supplies for the mill and other const met Ion will bo routed via Rauicr and brought across the Columbia on the ferry until such time as tho company has direct rail connection with the mill site. Not less than 200 residences will be erected at the mill site this Fall for use of employes, accord ing to unofficial opinion among employes. Plans for the mill, an I immense docking system and ev ery phaso of the project awaits tho order to go ahead, which men high up in tho organization ex pect, at any time. - Abstract. Will Still Keep Young When I have reached three score and ten I hope I will not be like sundry sad and ancient men that every day I see. I hopo I'll never bo so old, so broken down and gray, that I will lift my voice and scold when children round mo play. I hopo I'll never bo so sere, so close to muffled drums, that 1 can't waltz around and cheer whene'er tho circus comes. I hopo I'll never wither up or yet so foundered be that I wont gambol with a pup when it would play with me. I hopo I'll not, while yet alive, bo bo much like a corpse that 1 wont seize a chuiico to drive a good high step ping horse. Though I must hob ble on a crutch to help my feeble shins, I'll always yel.l to beat the Dutch whene'er the homo team wins. Perhaps I'll live a thou sand years I sometimes fear I will, for something whispers in' my car 1 am too tough to kill I may outlast the modern thrones and all tho kings thereon; but while 1 navigate my bones I'll try, so help mo John, to bo as young in mind and heart as my springnld near, and when for Jordan I depart, go like a gay roan steer. Walt Mason. Cool KAPS !)ro 110(1 IMS. 4 which they havo prepared. Noth ing is lacicing to mince llsliing a real joy, according to them, ex cept a means of sending the fish a radio mossago to bo in lino waiting for tho worms. Perhaps this will come later. Jessie L. Blow in Portland Journal. Thursday, July 13th. at tho homo of his grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Marion Johnston, Hob- ert Clark Johnston entertained several of his littlo friends at his birthday party, being tho ago of I two years. Ico cream, wafers and a birthday cako were served. Among those present wero Mrs. I. F. Clark and son Day, Mrs. Harry Irvin and son Harry, Jr.; Mrs. II. F. Clark and daughter Naomi, .Mrs. Hodges and. daugh ters Ncllio and, Edith, Mm Pat- ton and son Kenneth and daugh ter llolcn, Airs. Roy White and daughter, .Mary, Gertrude, Patsy and Hcrminic Swank, Mrs. liny Davis and daughters Virginia and Mildred and son Thomas, Marguerite and Evelyn South, jiuian Pratt. Robert was the recipient of several nico gifts. Rogers Mid-Summer Clearance SALE WE ARE NOT GIVING QUALITY MERCHANDISE It can't be done.. However on somo of our seasonable which wo aro overstocked, you will make a substantial saving. AWAY lines on For Sale Two quart Fruit Jars Cheap. Mrs. Bertha Mont gomery, hmpiro 081)7. SAFETY iflEPOSIT BOXES $3.00 PER YEAR " Ltaw yur bonds, Jewelry, valuable papers, t ate In our . buf filar and fireproof vault. Th Idaal place for your valuables when you - f n yaur vacation. tRiinstila Security, Company $1.50 Panama Hats, Sale Price $3.50 Panama Hats, Sale Price $1.75 Cool Dress Caps, Sale Price $1.50 Cool Dress Caps, Sale Price 95c $2.50 $1.25 95c To Go at Cost All Light Weight Men's. Hoy's, Youths', Women's and Children's TENNIS SHOES Child's "KKDS" lllnck or While OXPORDS, Size -I to 104, 7Cc HALS 85c Youth's " " " 11 to 2. 85c " 95c Boy's ' " 2i to (J, 00c $1.00 Men's " (5 to 12, $1.00 " 11.10 Mlssca " 11 to 2, 85c " 95c Women's " 2'A to 8. 95c " $1.25 CHILD'S CINMJRKLLA PUMPS, . . .$1 .15 Men's Hose 15c, 2 pr. 25c MISSUS' 11.50 Canvas Gloves with Leather Palm 25c Men's and Boy's Leather Hells 50c Men's Bathing Suits. . .$1.50 Boy's. . .Jl.25 NKKTIES, Values to $100, CHOICU 75c, 2 tor $1.25 Men's Solid Leather Dress SHOES - $4.95 Values up to $0 50 at one price Yours for Quick Sales, No Profits and Lots of Customers R O G E R S THE RAINCOAT IV1AN Choice in S St. Johns Undertaking Co. i : Tkomaa.GriceJHanager IffiM, Eik?i527-W8ES--Kltit( Eiplre 0299 20B N. Jtrsey St. fbanaftutfr 417 117 Philadelphia Street MACK'S a. Store If yon can't.find what you want ejsewhere, come to me. If I haven't got it, I will' get it. I carry FURNITURE. CAR PETS, DISHES, COOKING UTENSILS, STOVES AND RANGES. Ib fact, anything you wish in the Household Line. Will Buy.JSall r.Ehani Anything. Groceries A full line of the choicest groceries at most reasonable prices, constantly on hand. We give 5. & II. Green Trading Stamps with All Purcnases L Simmons & Co. Quality Grocers THE I HOUSE DYE WORKS Moved to 217 North Jersey, formerly occu pied by Joy, the Tailor Telephone Empire 139P H, A, MANNING A Home and Speculation (BaBmHaWmaWBa lMxlM S. E. CarntrAlta and Decatur Streets, tlfta ta .mills.. JPtit up, aheap cottage and pay for ItlpfJKwit., Price 6Sf; Cash, ilatKt $15.M a Mhth. Phone Broadway 4739 3lorist 702 S. Jeruey Street PHONE EMPIRIi 0800 Beautiful Ferns and Palms Funeral Designs a Specialty St. Johns Fuel Co. 515 Columbia Boulevard Slab and Cordwood Office Wild rose Shingle Co, i Phone 91. 018 Repairing Has Dropped I will half sole Shoes at these prices: Men' heavy half soles.., J 1.25 Men' light half Mes 1.00 Indies' heavy ole , 1,00 Ladici' linlit shoes 76 Hoy's heavy soles 1,00 Hoy1 light soles,... , 76 Girls' solua 75 I'ulcliing 15c up I use the bust of leather that money will buy. I have come to stay and believe in living and let you live. C. C. HOPKINS Boot and Shoe Maker 513 Columbia Illvd. Near Filling Station. Phone Columbia 42 C. R. SEGLEY Painter, Paper Hanger and Kalsominer 101 N. Olyuijiia .St.. Cor. U. Charleston DEARING'S For Fine Chocolates Ice Cream, Tobacco and Cigars 311 South Jersey Street Dividend No. 2 Another Red Letter Day July 1, 1922 was another Red better Day for the owners of our 7ft Prior Preference Stock. Checks for thousands of dollars were mailed out by us to our Thrifty Customers and Patrons in payment of the Second Regular Quarterly Dividend on their holdings in this sound and attractive security. Consult our Investment Department at once and get on our Mailing List for the Next Dividend on October 1st This Slock Yields 7,3 Investment Department Portland Railway Light & Power Company Room 6Q5 Electric Bldg, Portland, Oregon Jt With 3lowen" Extra good values in As ters, Petunias and other Bedding Stock, also plenty of Tomato Plants. Ferns and Floral Designs SBtekmtt a Grmenhouaen 814 and 816 N. Kellogg St. Thone Umpire 0401. Bring In your news items. , On Fsidny. night .of lost week the Community C. 13. Society held n business and social meet jng nt the Y. W. C. A. Tlio meet ing wan well attended and under tho direction of Dorn Adains, Ala hel Heed and ltuth Gordon tho games and refreshments were in a class by themselves. The Sun day school picnic was held at Co lumhia Park. For once, at least, a number oi boys, both little nnd big, had all of the ice uronm that they wanted. "While no effort is being mado to pusli tho church activities during the summer, the attendance is holding tin nieclv. Hugh "Whudcr led Chrnitinu Kn- deavor nnd was responsible for u good meeting. Next Sunday will he tho pastor's last Sunday be fore his vacation. During his ab sence the services will bo kept up by tho church members. Our Congregation Sings. Reported. "Ono should never frighten lit tie children," solemnly said the presiding elder. "A fright may woric a serious injury, ind "You're mighty right, painonl" indorsed (lap Johnson of Kumpus Hldge. "Look at this sear on my head. Ono hot day last summer I seed my least boy, Buareat, asleep by the chopping block there under tho elllum, and fig. gered I'd have somo fun with him. I sneaked up and roared MJrur-r-r-rl' like a bear. Tlio littlo feller jumped up with a yell, and without stopping to lake a look, grabbet tho hatchet olT'in the block and throwed it at me. hike to have split the whole tlurn top of my head open. No, sir; it hain't noways safe to sheer children." Ux. Steamship freight rates on ap plo shipment from Portland to Kuropu during tho coming season will remain tho same as they wero last year at ono dollar per box, 'it is announced. Approxi mately 7()(),()()() boxes were ship ped out of this port in export during the l!)21-l!)2l season, hut during the coming season it Is ex peeled that shipments will reach approximately 1 ,()()(),()()() hoo..' A group of visitors were going through the county jail, and a burly negro trusty was called to open doors for them. "How do you like it hero!" onu of tho wo men asked. "Liltu it, ma'am T If evah Ah gets out Ah 'II go so fer from hero it'll take nni) dol lurs to sen' mo a postal curd." Panama Hats !Kit KOOKRS. THINK IT OVER Every intending purchaser should realize that a good fur nace that is low priced in first cost and economical in fuel eon sumption is meeting tho argu ment at both ends. "Wo know that if you once try a "Sibloco" furnace you will bo a good boos ter if you will compare our pricos, our furnncos nnd our ser vices with others. Alex. S.Sonlos Agent, Empire 122"). Here is one of the host Hint has ever been on tho market: Five room modern bungalow, corner, concrete lloor garage, fruit trow, nice lawn, extra big lot 50x120, half block to ear stop, throe btoeks to business district. All this for $3000 for quick salo, lit tlo payment down, hnlanco like rent. Amizich, 110(5 N. Jersey St. Hoys' Suspenders yrie.llOQHRS MULTNOMAH THEATUE Thursday and Friday, July 20-21 MAE MURRAY in "The Gilded Lily" Paramount. Saturday, July 22 DAVID POWELL in "DANGHItOUS IjIHS." SBon 7on SGar6cr Siojct The nlitcb where ecxxl service hiiiI rnurtcou treatment prcvnll. Children's lmlr ruttlliK receive xpcclill ntluntlnn. 109 BURLINGTON 5THEET Sunday and Monday, July 2JI-SH MARION DAVIES In "HNCHANTM UNT" Para mount. Tuesday and Wed., July 2f)-2ti JACK HOLT and LILA LEE in "Al-THlt TUB SHOW" Par amount. Also "THH LKAT1I YM PUS1IHKS" No. II. Thursday anil Friday, July 27-23 PRIBOILLA DEAN In "WILD I ION HY" I'liiyurwtl. Saturday, July 2i)th- GLADYS WALTON in "A SKCONl) HAND 110S1V Paramount. Sunday and Monday, July iW-'M LON CHANEY in "THE TRAP" Universal. Tho best picture hi has miulu the past year. CUT THE NERVE TO THE HEART Uncle Ben Says: "Nevvy, a good inuny of the widows advertising f o r work once had hus bands w h o were careless about keep ing in good heal thy condition," Health Talks by-DR. II. 0. DROWN, D. C. Cut the 'nerve lending to the hoart. Itumtjdlately the henrt stops bunting '! deuth ensues, Pinch the uurvc that tuim from jthc spinal nerve opening in the back bone ud you will have "dls-ensu." You will jiavc heart disease of more or haw severity, depending upon how Imdly th nervu, is squeezed. Tnke the pressure off the nerve nnd you rciitore normal communication between brnlu and heart, uud the heart once more rights iUielf nnd beats normally. The cause of the heart trouble has been removed. This very thing is being accomplished dny after duy by chiropractors through the country. Tho chiropractor lo cates tho spinal subluxation that is causing tho piwmrc on the spi nal uervo and by his skill in giv ing chiropractic spinal adjust ments restoriM the alignment of tho otl'endiug spinal bono and With pressure off, Nature makes the, restoration to normal, Had Loakago of tho Heart Stopped "I had leakage of tho heart for a number of years. ,1 had tlifli culty breathing. Iy putting your ear over tho region of my heart you could hoar a low whis tling sound due to Up) leakage. I tried everything and spent lots of money without results until I tried chiropractic. Tho adjust ments stopped tho whibtling and I now feel in excellent health." -Albert Kutz, Chiropractic lie search Ilureau Statement No. 1, 003H. GETTING: STARTED Toward health is merely a matter of telephoning for an appointment. HEALTH FOLLOWS CHIROPRACTIC CORRECTS PRESSURE ON SPINAL NERVES IN DISEASES OF THE FOLLOWING ORGANS: ticin 7 EAH5 -ARMS lit? .nr t V I IINf.C k IBT I Mv STOMACH W PANCREAS kU CDI FFU MONEYS DOWELS ?X APPENDIX I X BLADDER Spiral CilunS'lOWiR HUBS The lower nerve UNDERTHE MAGNIFY ING OLASS IS PINCHED BY A MISALIGNED JOINT. PINCHED NERVES CANNOT TRANSHIT HEALTHFUL IMPULSES. CHIR0PRAC TICADJUSTINO RE MOVES THE PRESSURE. THE UPPER NERVE IS f REE AS HATUSt INTENDS, H. O. BROWN, D. G. QHIROPRACTOR Cor. Dwight and Lombard Sts. Photje ISmnirj:, Q27s3 Hours: I to 5 P. M. or by Appolutment