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ST. JOHNS REVIEW
VOLUME 18
ST. JOHNS, PORTLAND, OREGON. FRIDAY, JUNE 2, 1922.
NUMBER 30
A Delightful Picnic
One of the most delightful pic
nics of the Benson was held at
Dodge Park Memorial Day, May
30th. It was an ideal day anil
the park is delightfully situated
at the confluence of the Sandy
and Bull Run rivers where Na
ture seems to have done every
thing to mako it attractive and
inviting. The first to arrive of
the jolly crowd at the park acted
as hosts to the others an they
came and bid them welcome for
the day. And, oh, such a day I
each ono vicing with the other to
make it pleasant. Not a grouch
not an unplcasnnt word or act to
mar the harmony and enjoyment
ot tlio day. Thcro wcro diver
aioiis for every ono after the din
ner and such a dinner I Some
thing unusual and unique, the
children were served lirst, ami
then the grownups were told to
be seated, and such a repast must
be partaken of to bo fully appro
ciated. After dinner all hied
themselves to the river bank
where the ladies and children en
joyed wading and only two of
the men wcro brnvo enough to
take n swim. There was a num
nor ot games piayeu, among
which wcro Duck on the Rock,
Bob, Dob, Rob and See the Qhost
Over There ask Mrs. Kewell
about that. Last but not least
was the base ball game between
the ladies and men and of course
the umpire beat the men. Among
thoHo who enjoyed the- day were
the following j Dr. D. 0 .Web
Hter ami wife, W. S. Ormandy,
wife and daughter, Mrs. Ressic
Pont, II. C. Kasmyer and wife,
immott blow, wife and three
children; Percy Johnston, wife
and oabyjfll.lt.Morrow and wife;
II. J. Simmons and wife, Marion
Johnston and wife, J. M. Hlair,
wife ami son; W. II. Rail ami
wife, E. F. Mouahau, wife and
daughter; K. J. Kewell, wife and
sou of 1551 Atlantic street;
Manly Smith, wife and two
sons; Alex Scales, wife and two
daughters; T. J. Mamihaii, wife
and great granddaughter. Thus
closed the end of a perfect day.
Reported.
Explains a Terrace
On Wednesday afternoon, May
Hint, Mrs. Ida Muhm, grandmoth
er of Ethel Vivian Muhm, gave a
birthduy party in honor of her
grand daughter. Her many little
friends were present. A dainty
much was served ro the young
sters. Mr. Doliner prepared the
birthday cake with its seven
candles. Those present wore Dol
ly Sears, Mildred Hcndershot,
Margaret Heudcrshot, Catherine
Miller, Winifred Fairchild.Kloiso
Fairchild, Luollo Crow. Blanche
Nelson, Freda Rose,Louie Mesan
gcr and Gladys White.
A Terrace is one of those cute
residential monstrosities where
they build twenty-live houses ex
actly alike. Each has a "won
derful yard," and they set exact
ly eighteen inches apart, just far
enough to allow a cement walk
between. Your neighbor can sit
in his dining room, reach over in
to your dining room, borrow the
salt shaker, use it and set it back
without leaving his chair. When
you do your daily dozen in the
morning you put your fist thru
your neighbor s library window
and knock a bottle full of per
tectly good imitation gm oft
shelf. Relations become strain
cd. Not only relations but peo
plo you never know before. If
you leave your bedroom open at
night you arc liable to roll over
and hit your neighbor in the jaw
and he'll think his wife did it
and get soro You can start
nice vegetablo garden, but the
only place to start it is under the
cement sidewalk between the two
houses. If you buy a Ford you
have to keep under the front
porch, as there isn't room to run
it between the houses to the mil
age. The flu can travel from one
end to the other of a twenty-five
house terrace in four minutes.
When you come home late at
nl;. lit tho only wiiv you can iden
tify your own house is to have
your wife leave her foot sticking
nut oi the window. And even
men someuouy is liable to conio
along and hang a May basket or
a spare tiro or something on it.
And then again if three or four
neighbors tried that scheme on
the same night-. People who
live in these terraces mow their
lawns with hairclippers. Women
don't have to go calling on their
neighbors. All they have to do is
just to open all the windows and
talk. Exchange.
May 31st, 1922 Editor St.
Johns Review Dear Sir: I wish
to say that I am willing to wres
tle Phil Turner on the conditions
ho named last week, any timo a
meeting can bo arranged. Yours
very truly, F. M. Orchard, 510 E.
St. Johns avenue, Portland, Ore.
Patronise the home merchant.
Executive Secretary Henry W.
Kent, speaking before the Busi
ness Men's Club of Lents last
week, said: "It is tho business
of every man, woman and child
id Portland yes, in Oregon, for
that mutter to do what he or
she can, when tho opportunity is
presented, to help build pay rolls
for pay rolls mean prosperity.
I'he Rose Festival, peeiallv thru
tho beautiful pictim presented in
the Grand Floral Parade, adver
tises Portland ami Oregon and
tho entire Northwest as no other
activity does."
Deborah Livingston W. C. T.
U. will meet at the home of Mrs.
W. R. Holleuhcck, 207 N. Syra
euso street on Monday afternoon
Juno 5th. Musical numbers will
be furnished by the James John
high school girls' glee club. Mrs.
0. W. Overstroet, president of
tho Union, is especially request
ing all members to bring her
copy of tho Union Signal, as a
discussion will bo held from tho
paper.
One man playing two cornots
at once will be a part of tho Do
Moss program at tho Community
church tonight.
Notice
f On and after June 3rd this Office
will Close at 1:30 to 5:30
Saturday Afternoons
t Peninsula Security Company
GENERAL
Peninsula hospital
D. KAVANAGH 5
312 Trumbull St., cor. Willamette blvd.
The Hospital for St. Johns
Special Nurses Obtainable
Phone Columbia 1492
St. Johns Undertaking Co.
Thomas Grlce, Alanager
Office, Cd. 527 PHONES Nlht, Cel. 299 208 N. Jersey St.
Last Saturday somo of the
hoys oi tho Community S. H
went down to the Y, whore thev
sang for n while, then enjoyed n
swim. Next Saturday all of the
hoys will meet at the St. Johns
church at 11 o'clock and prac
tice for an hour, then go on a
imtc. Any noy under lt years
will ho eligible. They will lie
properly cared for by one or
more men. The oflicial hoard of
tho church met Tuesday night
and outlined plans for the sum
mer's work. Tho Children's
Day program will he given one
week from Sunday, at which
timo there will be reception of
new members. Next Sunday the
Memorial services for the St.
Johns M. W. A. will be held at
11 o'clock. Friday evening the
DoMoss Concert Company will
ho with us. The Christian Hu
ll envoi is hack of this and will
share the proceeds. TIicko Uii
dcavorers, by tho way, are a live
bunch. Not only do they have
good meetings on Sunday even
ing, but have social times that
are worth while. Last week they
had u skating party nl the Oaks.
Our congregation sings. Reported.
The clergyman's eloquence may
have been at fatllt.still lie felt an
noyed to find that an old gentle
man fell asleep during tho ser
mon on two consecutive Sun
days. So after service on the sec
ond week he told the boy who ac
companied the sleeper that he
wished to speak to him in the
vestry. "My boy," said the min
ister, when they were closeted
together, "who is thai elderly
gentleman you attend church
withf" "Urandpa," was the
reply. "Well," said the clergy
man, "if you will only keep him
awake during my sermon I will
give you a nickel each week."
The boy fell in witli the arrantre-
ment and for the nest two weeks
the old gentleman listened atten
tively to tho sermon. The third
week, however, found him fast
asleep. The vexed clergyman'
sent for tho bo. indsiiidi "I
am very angry with you. Didn't
I promise you a nickel a week to
keep him awake?" "Yes," re
plied the boy, "but grandpa now
gives me a dime not to disturb
him." Christian Intelligencer.
This year the Uaehclor Club
will represent the lower peninsu
la with n float. Tho boys are go
ing out after the prize and are
sure they can enter a flout at the
given time that will be a pride to
the community, if sufllcicnt roses
are available. The Club calls up
on I lie citizens of St. Johns for
help in supplying these roses.
The immense lloat they propose
to enter will require thousands
of roses and each home where
they bloom are requested to help.
Any one who shall have roses to
spare please call Col. 57S even
ings as soon as possible, that
your name may be listed. An au
tomobile will call for the roses,
the day before the parade. Your
eo-operntion will be greatly up
predated by the Bachelor Club.
For 12 In. Block Wood Ool.2D8
St. Johns Community Club
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It Pays to Advertise providing you Deliver the Goods
Men's Solid Leather, Rubber Heels English To5 jHNr M P"
OX FO RDS $4.95
f Men's WORK SHOES
$2.85
MY CHILLY B. V. D.s ARE CUT
Off at tho Knees- In thqm You'll Surely Freeze
Kh-Ka-Kha-Khnki Pants . . .51.65
PANAMA HATS
Hiking Pants and Leggings t
95c, S1.50
Dress Sox 15c, two Pair. . . .25c
Starched Collars 20c, two for.. . .35c
Silk Hose 50c, 75c, 95c
Leather Faced Gloves 25c
Dress Shirts
$1.35, $1.65, $1.75
HATS AND CAPS
THAT FIT YOUR FACE
AND POCKETBOOK
MEN'S HIGH GRADE ffJg
DRESS CAPS $1.95
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GOOD STUFF AT THE RIGHT PRICE
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THE RAINCOAT MAN
Ol'KN 7:30 A. M. CI.OSK 8;(iJ I. M. 1M N. J HUSKY STUKKT, ST. JOHNS, U S. A
We Have These New
June Victor Records
We have them now, but firnt call arc Always heavy,
complete.
I Itwr litem now wliilo our list h yet
SACRED SELECTIONS
Mmo. Loutto Homer 8A65B
45308
45309
18884
18892
18893
St. Paul-nut the Lord I Mindful of III Own
Stabat Mnter Cuius Anlmarn (Itouini) Lambtrt MurpliyUc,.?
Stabat Mater Inllaminatus (Romiiii) Lucy Isabella Marsh and Chorus'
TUNEFUL CONCERT AND OPERATIC
Echo Song (Sir HtnrvR. DuUp) Amellta Galll-Curcl 74743
Only tu Dream You Love Mul (LskUU dir. tu in'ami) Italian Emllio do Cogorza 66046
Die Tote Stadt Lautcnlled der Marietta In German Mirln Jerltzn 66057
Lolienerln F.lsas Traum (Etta's Drum) (Wsum) In German Maria Jorltza 74749
Zau - E un rUo gentil (TU a Cuillc Smilt) In Italian Giovanni Martluelll 66062
Jaimine Door (Wtstlwily-Scott) Sophie llrailnu 66044
Moonriie (UiriSamutU) Relnald Werrenrath 66047
MELODIOUS INSTRUMENTAL
Midsummer Night' Dream Wedding March Toicanini-La Scala Orch. 74745
Serenade (UriiU) Violin Solo Misclin Elman 66048
Slavonic Dance No. 1 (Dvorak) Victor Concert Orchestral.,,?
Slavonic Dance No. 2 (Dvortk) Victor Concert Orchestral"' ,J
Faust Waltz from Kerrnesso Scene (Cotuvxl) Accordion Pletrolioaoi
Medley of Favorite Operatic Airs Actwdtw I'ietro'000'
LIGHT. TUNEFUL VOCAL SELECTIONS
Daby Olive Kline
A Little Home with You Royal Dadmun
Indiana Lullaby (Wain Song) Olive Kline Elsie lluker
Marchotn (Love Song U OKI Mexico) Olive Kline Elile lluker
Mammy Lou Peorleia Quartet
Pick Me Up and Lay Mc Down in Dear Old Dixieland Peerless Quartet
Gee! But I Hate to G Homo Alone (fiwn "The I'iukIi Doll") Victor Roberta
Don't Feel Sorry for Mo Victor Roberta
Wake Up Little Girl You're Juat Dreaming Henry Burr
Its a nonaenui worm Alter All Uiariea iiarruon
LITTLE SONGS FOR LITTLE CHILDREN
(1) The Bunny (2) Pretty Pussy (3) Little Chicken and Snow Blrdf
(4) The Squirrel (5) Gold Fiah (C) Bow-wow-wow Alice Green
(1) Sine, Bluebird, Sing (2) The Butterfly (3) Robin Redhreuat (Rain
drops (5) Pussy Willow (G) The Woodpecker (7)Jacky Frost A. Green
(l)The Wild Wind (2) The Rainbow (3) Happy Thought (4) Now It is Spring
(5) Twinkle, Twlnl.le, Little Star (C) The Dolly Alice Green
(1) God Loves Me (2) A Christmas Lullaby (3) Evening Prayer
(4) Praise Him (S) The Child Jesus Alice Green
DANCE SELECTIONS
Cuddle Up Blues-Fox Trot Tho Virginians
My Honey's Lovin' Arms-rox Irot Tho Virginians
Swanee River Moon Medley Waltz International Novelty Orchestra
Do It Againl FoxTrot (from"FrtrKi Doll") Paul Whltemun and I lis Orchestra
Every Day Med. Fox frot ("For Goodnew Sakt") Smith and Ills Orchestra
Rose of Stamboul Medley Waltz, Joseph C. Smith and His Orchestra
No Use Crying-Fox Trot All Star Trio and Their Orchestra
Tcasln'- Fox Trot All Star Trio and Their Orchestra
You Can Have Ev ry Light On Broadway Fox Trot
International Novelty Orcheatra
Lovcy Dove FoxTrot (from "Roe of Stamboul ") Club Royal Orchestra
California- Fox Trot Club Royul Orcheatra
who ueiieveu in rour-iox l rot All star I rlo and 1 heir Orchestra
Some Sunny Day- Fox Trot Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra
Rosy Posy Fox Trot (from "The Bludung Bn") Club Royal Orchestra
Currin's For progs
12
12
12
10
10
12
10
10
10
12
10
12
10
10
10
10
10
10
18886 10
18887 10
18881
18882
18885
16888
10
10
10
10
16669 10
18890
18891
10
10
ESSE
The St. Johns Community Club
is co-operating with tho Portland
Woolen Mills In sponsoring a
vaudeville entertainment at the
mill eltil) house on Tuesday even
ing. dune dtli. The entire pro
ceeds from the cntertainmenl
will go toward the scholarship
for Miss Louise Jennings, an em
ploye of the mills, who is endenv
oring to win a scholarship to
Hryn Mawr college this Summer
Included on tho program will ho
Hawaiian music and dances, two
comedy sktts, a monologue, as
tlie tie dancing music by a brnzz
band and a male quartet.
William Waxmuth, son of Mrs.
Odelia Waxmuth of 'J 10 Catlin
street, will he graduated from
the school of agricultre at Ore
gouAgriculturo College on June
Tith. MtwWaxmuth, upon com
pletion of his first two years of
the school of agriculture at Ore
elected dairy manufacturing for
his major course of study for the
junior and senior years of his
academic work. The malior
which Mr. Waxmuth selected is
designed primarily to train tho
student for thu practical side of
dairy work and at tho same timo
give him tho necessary technical
work along with tho practical.
.Mr. Waxmuth has taken such
courses as milk and cream test
ing, commercial butter, cheese
mid ico cream making, and
creamery management. In addi
tion to the dairy work he has
taken work dealing with crops,
soil fertility, farm mechanics,
farm management in tho school
of agriculture and certain educa
tional subjects in other schools of
the college. At tho I'aeillo Inter
national Livestock Exposition in
Portland last Fall Mr. Waxmuth
won first prize in milk .iudirinir.
'PI... M l ! . ... "
in.- j, ii. v . v.'iimiuui.v in now
manufacturing for commercial
purposes two llavors of ice
cream suggested by him. The
student who completes work
such as Mr. Wiixmutli has should
no anio to engage in management
of creameries. uovernmcnL in.
spector of dairy products op oth
er similar wnnc Willi hiiouukh
from the start.
MULTNOMAH
Thursday and Friday, June 1-2
PRISOILLA DEAN In
"MilTTATlON" Universal.
Saturday, Juno !1
ETHEL CLAYTON in
"BEYOND" Paramount.
.Sunday and Monday, Juno -1-5
JACKIE COOQAN In
"MY HOY" First National.
Don't miss it.
Tues. and Wetlnes. June (J-7
WALLACE REID in
"HULL DKIUHUS" I'ara-
mount.
Thursday and Friday, June
BIG BILL HART in
"TIIKI2K WORD llllAND"
Paramount.
Saturday, June l()th
LON OHANEY in
"Till) NICIIIT lOSH"-Gold-wyn.
"Sat it with 3d
outers
llcdding plants of choice variety.
Window boxes and thbs filled,
hanging baskets, tomato, cab
bage, lettuce, pepper, celery, cu
cumber and parsley plants rcudv
for your garden. Visit the green
house ami make your selection.
t'.v
SSccA'ett x Sreaiiotx
814 and 81G North Kellogg Street
Phone Col. 401
FREE
A pleasant surprise was uivcu
Mrs. Sterling May at her home,
H).'l.' S. Ivanhoe street, Mav 1M.
I he afternoon was snciil with
fancy work, after which a de-
ightful lunch was served. Those
present were Mrs. Kdward Howe,
.Mrs. Kicluml Howl.v. .Mrs. ('lias.
Wright, Mm. Scott Wagner, Mm.
I'M gar Smith, Mrs. I'M. ('oiiiiant,
Mrs. Samuel Shaeklcford. Mix.
Tnt ten, Mrs, (Itiirue ThyireHon.
Mrs. Hhuily Howep. Aileeii Howe,
Huddy Howe, IlaroM Smith. Van
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'iiivu, oiiiiiii 4imtv iiiiii r.iiMiim
Thygesou.
LEAD PENCIL to very
School Boy and Girl with
every Suit that is Cleaned
or Dyed
Gents or Lndics Suits Pyrd
$4.00. Cnll Tabor 350U
Laufelliorst Cleaners S Dyers
All Work Galled for and Delivered
la any pari In the city
All Work Guaranteed
!Ton SSar)cr 3 top
CALDWELL & SON
Thu plttc wIiitc ximmI wrvlc ''
iHiuiltKMU IreHtuiviit m'vmI1. ClilMrrii'
Imlr cutting receive hk-cImI utteiilkHi.
109 IIUHLINGTOH STREET
Twenty ilillVrcn! iiiHlnimciiis
bj the members of I In DeMis
tonight at tin' l'oiiimuuit
church.
I MRS. FRANK A. RICE
INSTRUCTOR OF THE
New Improved Method
of Music Study
Will Present 50 of Her Pupils in a
Musical Demonstration
At James John High School
Monday, June 5th
At 8 O'clock P. IYI. Sharp
Many new features will be demonstrated, including Memory
Tests, Rhythm, Kur Training, Transposition and Kii'
semble, playing by 0 Children at ',) Pianos
ALL CORDIALLY INVITED
Phone Empire 487 117 Philadelphia Street
MACK'S
Second hand Furniture Store
If you can't find what you want elsewhere, come to me. If
I haven't got It, I will get it I carry M'RNITrRK, OAR
PUTS, DISHI'S, COOKING 1'TIiNSII.S, STOVKS AND
RANG IiS. In fact, anything you wish in the Household Line.
Will Buy, Sell or Exchange Anything.