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NOT ALL BEER AND SKITTLES InflUhman Haa Somewhat Lengthy Lttt t Drswbseks to Life In the Turkish Capital. JUa English bualnen man backed me Into comer In a Constantinople club, looked at me sternly over the top of his brandy and soda and addressed me as jilowa : "When you write about this town, 14 chap, I hope you'll tell your poo flt what a boostly place It Is, wliut? chap can't make a move, you know? without somejone asking lilm to have something. Look here, old chnp. In H court of law, you know, a chap Is ordinarily supposed to be sober after o'clock at night, wliut? Hero It's the opposite, by Jove I A bit thick, eh, what? "Look here, make a note of this, what They celebrate Dvc ChrlstnuiH s and five New Tears In this rotten town. Oh, at lenst five. On my honor, old chap I Kngllsli, Armenian, Oreok, Ilusslan, Turkish, Jcvvlih real ly, old chap, I become fearfully In coherent when I try to remember what they are. Ily the time thn In fit New Tear Is over one can Just totter around. Oh, absolutely, I kIvc yon my word I And then there Is the tills atan Raster, which Is fearfully nervu racking. It lasts from one to two weeks, and one ts obliged to do 11 fear ful amount of drinking. While It lasts one goes up to any one and says 'lie Is rlsou1 and kisses til 1 11 three times. It's done that way, old chap. I give you my word, everybody does it. One hunts for a pretty girl and ays 'lie Is risen' and klsivs hur three times, and, by Jove, It's considered quite all right. Oh, quite. In n wny, old chap, It beats egg rolling on n lawn II hollow, what? A bit thick, by Jove, but a bit of alt right, what "But of course there's n fearful lot f good feeling and one muxt ever lastingly be buying a drink for soma one. It cuts Into one's work fearfully. Tou Just tell all that to the chaps st home, and they'll see that living In Constantinople Isn't nil beer and skit Um, by Jove I What?" Chicago Dally Mows. St. Johns Grocery (Formerly C. S. Bucy's Store) 202 South Jersey street, Corner Leavitt Phone fcol. 528 WE DELIVER FREE Trade at the Store Where Your Dollar buys the Most WE SELL THE BEST FOR LESS Drop in and see Our Specials for Friday, Saturday and Monday. Satisfaction or your money back. i I I I STYLE SUPREMACY IN Florsheim Shoes Frederick T. Notz Essie H. Notz Drs. F. T. & E. H. Notz Chiropractic and Electro Therapy OIliM-Hours; 10 A.M. to 12 M 21'. M. to 5:301'. M., (5;.10 I'. M. to 8 1', M, Ol'PICHB: r,i i r.iri Ockmn nid. U, Jersey Res.: 721 8. Jersey l'HONH.S: llrondwny tSft Columbia J7 Umpire 1271 HAD THE LAUGH ON TEACHER St. Johns Lumber Cu. Wholesale and Retail I 1 . . . I ' DRIS3 , M 37J5 SPECIAL For The Week 32 inch Ginghams in Plaids, Checks, Stripes and Plain Colors, per yard, Special 29 cents Columbia 131 C 1 1 01 Foot of Burlington St. Pattern r Deltor It lilUVl.ll'll ?! ttlLl DijnuiiicK'iJnsiGN Including pMcrn ml ftiitmelimu fur middnu Mower Silk Sport Scarfs The kind they arc all wearing. New Colors S3.50 and $4.00 Light Weight Wool Scarfs 552.50 lntrutrM Callsd for Bxamplss, and Tommy Wss ths Boy Who CtuM furnish Thsm. Thsra has nsrtr brcu uny love toil 1 bstwssn Tommy and his tenrher. Tom say thinks tbu teacher Is n huvcro nnil ccaitonally unjust person, who hits j nsrsr known what It Is to bo youittf, j Tfhlls ths teichrr conslilors the llttlt i chap both stupid tt ml iiilschlrtvotis, Tau ars not alli-nrilOK to uhtil I My, Thomas," said lint UhcIht one luy la ths midst of an addrvxs to her lass, "Tea, traclirr, I Is," snlil 'rummy with much ariii'stiu'. Tou should never any 'I Is'" ro'i rscttd lh trui'liMr. "I Imvo tulil you that hundred tlmi'i. You know tlm correct form. Tliitre nro no oxec ttona to Its list. (IIvm mo two ex amples at oni'tM" MTs, ma'am," snld Tommy, meekly. "I am on of thn Utter of tlu itlplui bet. I am n pronoun." I'hllinU'lphlM Ledger. : Portland Manufacturing Co. MANUKACTURKKS 01' - I Panels, Berry Boxes, Coffee Drums, Ex celsior Grape Boxes, Egg Case Stock, and all kinds of Veneer FACTORY, FOOT OF RICHA10ND STRI2BT BAREFOOT SANDALS Good Quality, Heavy Soles and Soft Uppers. A comfortable Play Shoo for the Children, Sizes 5 to 2 . IT'S ALL IN THE LAST All that you hear about FLORSHEIM SHOES their Good Looks, Perfect Fit, Long Wear and Stylish Appearance is fully verified by the satis faction you receive. Genuine Quality ' makes this shoe Low Priced at Other Grades In Low or High Shoes $4.65 "P . STRAW HATS Are in demand if we ' can judge by the number sold last week. Fancy Braided Sennitt $2.00, $2.50 and $3.00 PANAMA HATS In Stiff Brim or Soft Roll ,$2.50 MEN'S CAPS In beautiful Twefeds with Siik Lining- -. $51.50 Bonham & Currier i MISS PLASKET, Buyer Dry Goods Dept. L. E. ROSE, Mgr. Men's Dept. Out fiO HliiM'tH of linen nolo pa per nnil 25 linen envelopes at thin ofllce for two liitH. I Hatton Ranch Dairy Buy Pure Milk Direct From The Farm The Home Mercantile Co. is Headquarters for your Lime, Cement, Plaster, Brick and all kinds of Building Material. Our Spring Stock of Paints, Brushes and Varnishes are in. The Dairy is under strict supervision of the City Health Department and the Cows arc tested for tuberculosis every six mouths. Phono Col. 321 for orders The Sunset Cash Grocery THE STORE OF QUALITY, PRICE AND SERVICE N. HALPERN, Proprietor HI Philadelphia St. Phono Col. 1148 Free Dclivory laturdaya mi Monday Specials Best Buttorobtninnblo Our Price 2 lb. Roll for 73c Dol Monte Pork and Beans, Largo Size 12 cans - $1.00 Our stock of Hay, Grain and all kinds of Feed arc marked the Lowest First Class Grades can sell for. Wo will have ail kinds of Bulk and Package Seeds, Onion Sets, Seed Potatoes, Grass Seeds and Fertilizers. Buy Our Coal and Briquettes for Your Fuel Federal or Darimald Milk, Tall Cans 11 cans - 99c Vim 1'Mour, 49 Sack $UM) Tomatoes, 2' Size can, 2 for 2fe Curve Cut Macaroni, 4 lbs 2Tc Pure Cider Vinegar, 3 HoUleu 2fie Ikst Wiling, a Hottlori 25c 8 ib Sack Salt, 2flc Seller for lfic 9 lb. Suck Kolletl Oats fiOe 4 liars Cream Oil Soap 25c 2 ox. can Pepper 5c 4 lbs. Cream Kolletl Oats 25c 25 Hars Royal White Soap $1 00 llllu4iiiB(iidtCollH, Mb. Can 40c, 3 lb. can J1.l5.5lb l.90 Good Hulk Chocolate, lb 10c Sea l'oatn Washing Powder, 2 for. ...... 45c Apricots, 2' j size, can 20c Ketl Kibbon Maine Corn, can 20c Mecco lirnnil Peas, can 15c Calumet Making Powder, G oe, can. ..... 25c 10 cu. Pnokage Dates. l(c Swift's Jewel Shortening, lb 15c Deviled Meat, 5 cans 25c Jello, all Flavors, Package 10c 3 lbs. of our Best Coffee 93c Pinest Shrimps, 2 cans for. . 25c 5 lbs. Good Coffee $1.00 The Home Mercantile Co. 'JOO 1V JfiiWntftmi St wot FUNERALS SlaPSaV'ill "iE,?is1k oautlfui gray or btaok adult) oaskat, harse, box, 2 autoa embalming and rfln ad aorvlo for.... $75 MII.I.HR TttACIlV Higher priced funerals In proportion. Hcautifu! New I'loral Chapel, Lady Assistant. Wc manufacture cnsVets. l'rivatc Family Rooms Complete Auto Kqulpment ii L MILLER & TRACEY Broadway 2601 Indaoendant Funaral Dlractora S IB 44 Washlniton at CHa Street. Between "SOth and 2t Street, West SWe Pure Cano Sugar 17 Pounds $1.00 Burbank Spuds, Order Early 100 Pound Sack $1.30 5 Ib. Box Graham Crackers 79c 7 Rolls Toilet Paper for 25c Carnation or Bordon's Milk, Tall Cans 10 cans - 98c Large Glass Dicken son's Preserves, Spe. at Glass ,...19c i - -r i S VoUVt rAD- n weVc the esr to y'Sfc HAD1. Special for One Day Only Next Saturday, Hay 20 is Folgers Coffee Day With each Purchase of a 5 Ib. can we will give you 1 Ib. FREE and with each 2 lb. can we will give you y2 lb. can FREE. Take advantage of this Special and purchase your Coffee here C J. MUCK, Grocer 217 S. Jersey St. Phone Col. 118 Pop Corn, 4 lbs,... ..25c 2 ox. can of any other Spice, 2 for ....... 15c Crystal White Soap, 23 Hars l ()0 Kgg Maker, 100 lb. Sack 2 (55 Cracked Corn, 100 Ib. Sack $2 H5 Corvallis Soft Wheat Flour, 49 lb. Sack $1 75 Grape Nuts, 2 Packages 35c Com Flakes and Post Toasties, Pkgc 10c All Ludlng Brands Pan Cake Flour, 9 Ib. Sack. 69c 9 lb. Sack Yellow or White Corn Meal, . . .2Gc Postum Cereal, Pkge , . .. 20c Prepared Mustard, Jar . . Good Hulk Cocoa, l pounds 10c ... 25c Ghirardellis Chocolate, 1 Ib. 28c, 3 lb. 77c, 5 pounds., $1 39 Large Dottle Catsup. 25c I.arRe Rolls Wax Paper, 7 for 25c Kxtru Heavy Canvas Gloves, Pair 15c Swifts Picnic Hani, lb 18c New Laid Kkrs, 2 doeu 45c 2 Packages Shredded Wheat. , . 25c Hulk Raisins, Seedless, lb ...... ll)c 1 Gallon Good Catsup 75c Full Cream Cheese, Ib .... 25c Golden West Bird Seed, 1'kRe 10c liaby Hordeu or Carnation Milk, cau 5c Petette Prunes, lb 10c 1 Large Pkge. Albers Wheat o E? Flakes OOC There is a valuable piece of ALUMINUM WARH in each Package Swift Leaf Lard 5 Pound Pail - 95c 10 Pound Pall - $1.85 Full Weight Guaranteed 5 cans Standard Corn or Peas Are You a Pure Food Faddist? Yes! Well, then, we've got some news for 3'ou. You will find in this market nothing in the way of meat foods that is not strictly up to par in purity and in flavor aud in wholesomeness. Your digestion will assimilate our choice meats with glad acclaim. ST. JOHNS CASH MARKET ... J CatU. W. IJV1 UUUt.lM, Krop. 109 North Jersey Street Market Phoue Columbia 21 WARNING! A LOAD O.F "W O O J) According to the ' City Inspector can be any amount. ' Pay little attention to price. Watch your ticket for the measure you get for your money. St. Johns Lumber Co. ROBERT RAKES Plowing, Teaming and Ex cavating ef all kinds - Prices Reasonable. 1 616 B. CbarlestonSt Phone Col, 1393 for 60c Phillips & Lelandi Pulley & Zurcher Transfer and Storage I Plumbing, Heating & Tinning IMione Col, 72 Oiuce 209 S. Jersey We Repair Aluminum Ware D AII,Y TRIPS TO POKTLAN D ' TUone Col. 92 207 S. Tersey St. Columbia 118 "Wbodlawri 3401 BROWN'8 Delivery and Transfer ....St. Johns, Oregon Residents of St. Johns having taxea and city Hens to pay iu Portland can tnake' their payments without inconvent. ence by availing thetatclvea o( our ter vices. We will pay same and secure your receipt without inconvenience to you. Pee, 25c. References: Any St. Johns Bankx Peninsula Title, Abstract and Realtv Co.. hv IT. Hmrln t m North IeriysKeTT ' Keep Your on ROGERS I I SH