"'"orJcai SocJc
ST.
JOHNS REVIEW
VOLUME 18
ST. JOHNS, PORTLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 13, 1922.
NUMBER 10
It Wasn't a Patch
Two ladles gay met a boy on dny,
Ills legs were briar scratched;
His clothes were blue, but a nut-crown
hue
Marked the place where his pants
were scratched.
They bubbled with joy at the blue-cyed
boy
With his spot of nut-brown hue.
"Why don't you patch with a color to
tiiatcu," .
They chuckled. "Why not in blue?
Come, don't be coy, uiy blue-brown boy
Speak out." and they laughed with
gicc,
And he blushed rosc-rcd while
bashfully said:
"That ain't no patch; that's nicl"
Ux.
he
' A birthday pnrty wa3 given
m honor of Alfred JE. Arronson
on his fourth year January 5th,
1922. at his home, 528 East
Charleston street. The room was
decorated with pink crcpo pa
per and hearts. The table was
decorated with pink carnations
and act with a pretty birthday
cako with the four burning can
dies. Games were played and a
fish pond fixed with his moth
er's pan, and thoy all wont went
a fishing for trinkets. Little Al
fred wns well remembered. AI
went away happy and satisfied,
ihoBC present were: Mabel lied
iind, Gladys Kunke. LaVon
Thompson, ticrthu Hcdlind, Iln-
zul Gillette. Robert Iiedhnd.
W i 1 1) u r Hcdlind. Waldcmar
Kunke. Alfred Arronpon. Mrs.
Kute Hcdlind, Mrs. J ennle Ar
ronson, Mrs. Saran Kunke, Mrs.
Lenu Thompson, Miss Dorothy
luuiiind, Mrs. Myrtle Arronson,
Reported.
Tlio furnace department of tho
Associated Engineering Associ
ation has been taken over by the
Skookum Company at. their plant
on Urndlord street in btv Johns.
This company has also taken
ovor tho Standard Brass Foun
dry ot rortiand and will move
tho equipment to St. Johns as
soon as a suitablo building has
been erected. The Skookum Com
pany promises to soon become
ono of St. Johns' leading indus
trial concerns. ' fakookum" in
tho Chinook Indian language
means good, and anything ttiis
company makes measures up to
tho name.
In renewing his subscription
to the Review, H. L. Campbell,
former well known citizen of St.
Johns, but now located 1 1 Ingle
wood, CaL.says: "Oregon is not
getting nil the rain as wo havo
had more than wo need in tho
last two weeks something like
eight inches, I think. So we are
not wishing for rain at present."
"BEARCAT" Loggers' Shoos
$15.85-Spring Heels. Culkcd
Guaranteed by ROGERS.
Development ofjthe West Swan
Islnnd channel has begun. The
project calls first for the dredg
ing of the channel to a wioth of
300 feet. Tho residue of dredg
ing will be placed on the site of
the proposed new freight yards
oi the Northern Pacific Tormina
Company, on the west side of
the Willamette river, which wi
bo used jointly by all the rai
roads entering Portland. Ap
proximately 1.000.000 cub
yards of fill will bo made on this
property. Tho remainder of the
residue of dredirinir for the ini
tial channel improvement will bo
piaped on bwan Island. Wlien
this initial improvement is com
plctcd. steps then will be token
to widen the channel to 1000 feet
and a depth of 35 feet. Thisim
provement will necessitate th
dredging out of the west portion
oi swan island and buiidint? un
of the remainder of the island to
n height of 35 feet above low
The acreage of tho island to be
fully reclaimed in this operation
will approximate 1G5 acres.
Conference Report Given
A free lance journalist found
himself on a train without
ticket and decided to piny tho
deadhead came. When the con
ductor appeared he told him that
he had left his pockctbook at
home, but that ho wa3 on the
stall t)f tho Duily News. "Al
right," said the olllcial, "como
forvvnrd 1 5 the next car. Wo'vo
the editor of the Dailv News
aboard and he am identify
you." moro was no turning
back, so tho pnssenger lollowcd
the conductor, expecting igno
minious exposure, but to his
great surpriso tho editor looking
up irom nis pnper saiu simpiy;
'Yes. conductor, thntsall right:
tho man is on my stall." when
tho conductor had departed tho
free lanco undertook to express
lis trrat tude to tho great mnn
for his matrnanimous falsehood.
'Oh. don't mention it" said tho
oither. "You sco I'm not tho
editor of the Daily News,"-Ex.
Please remember that local nd
vcrtiscments nro not ucccplablo
over tho phone, unless by par
tics having an account with us.
Ether bring or send them to tho
oilico with the cash, it is too much
bother to book n small adv. and
then collect it. Peoplo frequently
forget somehow about paying
un unless a collector or Btnic
mcnt nppeurs. Anywny it is too
easy to make a mistime in tax-
ng ads, over tho phone.
Young men with new-fash
ioned ways ore wisetoromember
that most of the jobs aro given
out by older men with old-
fashioned wnys. St. Louis
Globo-Dcmocrnt.
W. E. HENDERSON
Painting, Paper Hanging and
Kalsomining
FIRST CLASS WORK GUARANTEED
Agent for Uhl Bros. Wall Paper
Temporary Address:
625 E. Charleston St.
No Job Too Large or Too Small
Columbia 697.
s
8
GENERAL
Peninsula Hospital
312 Trumbull St, cor. Willamette blvd.
The Hospital for St. Johns
At the Community Church
last Sunday morning n report of
the Community Church Conler
once held last week at the Port
land Y. M. C. A, was given.
wmie denominutionalism as a
whole was not assailed it was
agreed that sectarianism in its
acute form wns responsible for
much jealousy and unchristian
conduct. Reports from the many
forms of cooperative efforts in
both Washington and Oregon
showed that much more wns be
ing accomplished than when the
dilterc-nt churches were trying
to moet the problems alone and
in competition with nil others.
The Christian Endeavor meeting
was led by Veda Carley and was
well attended. At the business
meeting of the officers of the
church Monday evening plans
were made for the annual meet
ing of the church which will bo
held the first Monday in Febru
ary. At this meeting ofllcers will
be elected and plans adopted for
the year's work. Plans were also
discussed relative to the improve
ment of tho church property.
From this on Wednesday even
ing will bo known as Younir
Peoples' night. They will meet
ut 7:00 as a Young Peoples' Cho
rus to practice for tho Sundnv
evening service. Alter n thirty
minute practice nn hour or so
Y. VV. C. A. Notes
Sec the basket exhibit nt the Pen
insula Nationul Dank. These bas
kets were made by the St. Johns
Y. W. C. A. basket class. Mrs.
Shepherd is the teacher. For in
formation cull Col. 1296.
Join the Spring millinery class
ami make your Spring hat. Mis.
Chile is the instructor, with 18
years experience. 'iucsuuys from
1 to 3 o clock.
Four more arc needed to join the
gymnasium class so weeau keep the
instructor we nave.
Sewing class Monday from 7 to 9
p. m.
All the girls' clubs are meeting
regularly again since tuc holidays.
Anyone wanting help or in form a
tiou of any kind is welcome at the
building.
names for a certain number of
Sundays will receive a reward
from the pastor. Sunday school
at 10:00; Christian Endeavor at
0:30. Worship services at 11:00
and 7:30. You will find a friendly
ntmospl.-oro. -Reported.
The name of the Lumber Kx
change building 011 the southeast
corner of Second and Stark streets
has been changed to Hxchatige
DuildiuK, it) order to avoid
confusion by reason of the similar-
lit. nf ttntiii.it linlwiwtt tin "T.limtn.r
will bo spent in singing some of j HxchanKe building" and the
the more popular songs nnd in "i.nniiw.rme!m Hiiiidimr." i.mii on
games. Huth Weiss will sing ir stark street.
serS wiS 1o -Put h,S O V " rnen trecs in l,8ln t,10m for
Eliml a- nnxt Sum Vnv Kn i hnging nrcscnts on. These ir-
S J ii im m!K. reconeilables have only to know
fSS morrffi that thesa trees have only one
the morning servico for the little ,.i,,m j i,,,,,,!,.,,,! nf mniiimr
people. Stories will be told from ' '"C..A" LUI rt L,0 ' WV.K
the Bible, but tho names of the " ".?.,?W.V ' "V" u V'..uu
l,.H.(l,. ,, (it i, rri.- renuzcu 111111 iniiiiiiiiK oi 1 iu
5K ?,? irt JrlS? rowlh H bonellcial. - Harney
who can report tho correct County NcwBt
bam a well known business man
to us the other day: "It would not
hurt you to occasionally mention
our business iu the paper. It would
help to fill up, you know." Yes,
we might do it. We haven't the
least idea 011 earth that it would
hunt us, and it would, as he sug
gests help to fill up. Wc might do
all this, but at the same time, thank
God, wc do not have to do it un
less wc feci like it. It would not
hurt him, neither, to come around
and say: "Give me a column or
a half column of space for an adver
tisement and here is the money for
it." Willstop, Florida, Progress.
Counterfeit bills of various de
nominations hnvo been circu
lated more freely in Portland tho
last three weeks than ever be
foro in the history of the city,
according to oillcinls of leading
banks, nnd numerous complaints
of suspected persons havo been
filed with the no tec and secret
service departmens. Tho counter
feiters evidently took advan
tage of the rush of Christmas
shopping to pass their spurious
paper money in down town shops
and department stores.
An bllieer on board a warshit)
was drilling his men. I want
every man to be on his back, put
his legs in the air nnd move
them ns if he wero riding n bi
cycle," he explained. "Now
commence." After n Bhort effort
ono of the men stopped. "Why
havo you stopped, Murphy"
asked tho olliccr. If yo plnze,
stir," was
coastin'."
Special Interest Taken
tho answer, "Oi'm
Vim Hour, which is manufac
tured by tho Hose City Flour
Mills of St. Johns, is ono of tho
best Hours made. Aside from the
fact that it is local manufacture.
its merits stand out distinctly
and assuredly. If you nro not a
user of Vim Hour, now is a good
time to try it out. Begin with
your next baking.
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO
SAVE REAL DOLLARS
on a few broken lines I am closing out at cost. Some damaged and soiled
articles at less than wholesale price.
Men's
House Slippers
Were $3.50, now2.65
Were $2.75. now 2.I5
Overcoats
Were $24.50, now $20.00
Were ?I8.50, no $15.50
Men's Drcsi
RAINCOATS
Were $19 50, no $15.50
Were $12.50, now $9.75
Men's
Sweater Coats
Were $3.50, now $2.75
Men's nil Wool
UNION SUITS
Were 10 00, Now S I 25
Men's Wool
SPORT VESTS
Were M.50, Now $3.75
Hats and Caps
That Fit Your Face and Pocketbook
Slightly Used Hats, All Colors and Sizes.
$6.00 Hats Now $4X5
5.00 Hats Now 2.50
4,50 Hats Now 2.S5
Don't forgot about thoso Overcoats and Dress Raincoats, they aro real
Bargains
"GOOD STUFF AT THE RIGHT PRICE"
ROGERS
Under New Management
Phone Columbia M92
gallon Ranch Dairy
Buy Pure Milk Direct From The Farm
The Dairy is under strict supervision of the City
Health Department and the Cows are tested
for tuberculosis every six months.
Phone Col. 321 for orders
MAC'S
Second Hand Furniture Store
117 Philadelphia Street
BOUGHT, SOLD AND EXCHANGED
Will Pay Cash for all Used Furniture, Stoves,
Etc. Call and let me give you a price
St. Johns Undertaking Co.
Thomas Grice, Aianajjcr
Of nee, Col. 527-PHONES--Night, Col. 299 208 N. Jerse St.
TO AUTOMOBILE OWNERS: I
Are you thoroughly familiar with the protection ,1
auorueu uy me various xorms 01 uuiomoDiie m-
i surance?
WHY NOT CONSULT US?
CAPITAL $150,000 "k
Qj UKNKRAI. INHUICANCK
MORTGAGK I-O.VJsH : INVKHTMKNTH
tirT. JOIINH. IltTX.l.VD. OltKUON
108 South Jersey St.
Phone Columbia 161 1
"Say it witi 3-lotuct's
Cut Flowers, Ferns
Flowering rot
Plants, Floral
Designs.
COcciett s creenhouses
814 and 816 North Kellogg Street
Phone Col. 401
CALDWELL & SON
LEADING HAWSERS
The tlace where koo1 ervice anil
courteous treatment prevail, Chlldren'i
hair cutting receive special attention.
109 BURLINGTON STREET
DEARING'S
For Flno Chocolates
Ice Cream, Tobacco and Cigars
311 South Jersey Street
St. Johns Fuel Co.
515 Columbia Dotilevnrd
Slab and Cordwood
Office Wildrose Shingle Co.
Phone Col. 018
St. Johns United Evangelical
church, J. lloldctunn, pastor. Spe
cial interest wns taken in the Sun
day school and church services last
Sandny. Brother Ransoinc Voting,
newly elected Sunday school su
perintendent, took charge of the
school, assisted by Mrs. Iloskins
nnd Mrs, l'rudlinin as assistant su
perintendents. Mrs. Hall, who has
served as superintendent for 13
years, asked to be released from
serving any longer in that capacity
on account of health conditions and
that a changa might be for the best
interests of the school. Mrs. Uall has
served faithfully and well, and wilt
continue to work, as she loves to
work with the children and others
in the Sunday school. May her
health improve so she may have the
privilege to do so. A unanimous
vote of appreciation and thanks for
her faithful work were extended to
her by the school. The Sunday
school also pledged itself to stand
by and to cooperate with Mr.
Voting as superintendent of the
school. Mr. Mouahau's class of
young people met at his home on
Tuesday evening to plan for more
definite work iu that class and for a
social time. A new feature entered
into the church work last Sunday.
Some kind friend or friends ad
dressed a letter to Mr. Motinhnn
suggesting that the children take up
the work of temporary relief for the
needy, giving plans for catryiug on
the work and giving a sum of
money as a starter of such a fund,
to which amount others have also
given money, still increasing the
amount. Carl Juhuke, Mrs. Rose
Dcuiamiu nnd Mrs. Unssi were
elected ns trustees 01 custodians of
the funds. The lust one named is
the treasurer. Anyone wishimr to
contribute to this fund can hand
their contribution to cither of the
above named persons and the
money will be used for the tntrposc
given. Reported.
Lnst Frhlny suvernl Curlton
OrogoninnH took ndvnntugo of
thoBtunv, nnd hitched their homo
to tho old liob-flledif for n ronl
Bleijrlt rido. Mr. nnd Mr. W. I).
riuraon wero nmonir them nnd
picked un our fumilv on route.
Thoy nil Boomed to onjoy tho
outimr nnd woro oven nenrd
complimenting tho wenther mnn.
-Uurlton Sentinel.
A Kentucky fnrm hand In
working for n dollar n dny nnd
supporting n wile nnd two child
ron. His task is made somewhat
ensier by nn additional income
of $51 a dny from oil royalties.
ban I'rnnciBco Chronicle.
Mnry Pick ford nnd Doug
IwiirbankH are going to nmko
their homo in Franco: Charlev
Chaplin in England. Now can't
someone purmiado "Fatty" and
tho Sonnclt gir to go to tho
South Sen iKlandH? Aurora
Observer.
The old-fashioned girls showed
individuality, but the Inttepduy
girls show most everything else.
Scottsvillc, Ky., Citizen-Times.
MULTNOMAH
TMEATRJE
Thursday and 1'ridnv, Jan. 12 and lfl
PAULINE STARK in "SAI.VA.
TION NUM.." from the fmuoiH
Saturday, January l itlt
ALICE BRADY in "LAND 01'
HOI'U" Renlart.
Sunday, January lGtli
ROY STEWART and
INE MACDONALD
SOCIAL VA1.U1C."
KATHER-
iu "IIItR
Monday and Tuesday, Jan. 10 and 17
TOM MIX iu "HANDS OlM"
l'ox. Also Serial No. 2.
Wednesday, January 18th
WM. RUSSELL Hi "COLORADO
t'l.UCK" -l'ox.
Thursday and 1'ridny, Jan. l!) and 20
A big Vitafraj)h special,
"The Heart of Maryland"
llased on David llelaseo's stnc play.
A wonderful picture,
Saturday, January 21st
WANDA II AW LEY in "A K1S8
IN TIMIf-Kealart.
Sunday, January 22d -
LIONEL DARRYMORE in "Tint
URUAT ADVUNTl'RU."
A Suit Pressed
45c
Why pay more? Why not
bring those suits here now
and let Joy put them Into con
dition? You would be Mir
prised how much longer
clothes wear when we keep
them iu shape for you.
A Suit French Dry
Cleaned
$1.25
Store No. 4
217 N. Jersey Street
6 Stores
Pulley & Zurcher
Plumbing:, Heating & Tinnlnj;
We Repair Aluminum Ware
I'honc Col. J2 207 S. Jersey Si.
How About It?
Were you really comfortable the
last cold spell?
Was your house the home it
should have been?
Do you enjoy the niano. nhono-
lira nil, telephone, electric liulits
ami other conveniences with only
one corner of the house warm
arouiid the stove?
A Siblico I'lpeless Furnace will
solve the problem. Price SlUfi. in
stalled 51R2.
Will Kindly demonstrate nud
place your order.
AI.KX. S. SCALKS.
G02 l'csscuden; Phone Col. llln
Dr. W. J. Gilstrap
Physician & Surgeon
Glasses Accurately Pitted
X ray Laboratory
Peninsula Security Co. lildg.
St. John.
K. O. Muck
I'hout Col. 141
Ifuht 8IWI
U07 1'iMwciuleu Street
A. A. Muck
rhimmiCot. I IK
MuIh Wi
Sand, Gravel and
Crushed Rock
Members of the lluildent' UxelMtuw
OfliccCnl. 025 ReHdeiiee Col. IH
Dr. E. P. Borden
DENTIST
l'aiulcM extraction of teeth under nltrou
oxide k
I'euiiikUlu IUiiIC HI'Ik.
St. Jiilum, 1'ortlaud, Oregon
S Davis Barber Shop
nuil ISA 1 1 1 KUOMS
HALL & Divls, iTopnttori
108 Philadelphia St. Hath itfc
LUMEN'S CABINET SHOP
418 North Jersey Street
Furniture Making and Job Work
Specialty. Refinlsliiuir and Re
pairing neatly done.
Notice of Finn I Account
In the Circuit Court of the SUW u(
Oieou fur Mnltnoiiwli CowHty.
in tuc mutter oi mewtAtu im Afjtulu
M. i'.ktcy, decttuMxI.
in I'ruu.ue no. intfji.
Notice U hereby kivuii that tl uwler-
niiicd, ns udmiiiUtritlor of thtt unKuI) of
Auitus M. l(tey.ilci'HiitHl, m nletl hi
fiiiul itcroiiiit In tlir Circuit Court of the
Stute of Oregon, fur the County of Mult
nuiiuili, ami that Tuelay, the Slut tUy
of January. hi tlie hour of 9JU
o'clock iu the forenoon il wid iluy, ul
tlie Court Room of Mid Court lutt beeu
niiixilutetl by snid Court the tint and
I nlace for the hearing of objettioiii tlieie-
to mill tlie eellleiueiit llusreoi.
Dated and first pub) hed DociK), 1W1.
Date of lt imblieutiou January ST. ltttX.
I). C. I.I'.WIS, AduiiniitrHtor.
With will nuue.xud.
Buy Wood Now!
Green Wood, Part
Green and Dry
Immediate Delivery
St Johns Lumber Co.