THE ST. JOHNS REVIEW
A. W. Mnrlclc Kdltor
Published Friday of Each Week
404 N. Jcraey St. Phjnc Cot.321
Subscription erlos) S1.60 par year
Tna Rrvirw is entered at post office
In Portland. Oregon, as mull matte
of the second class under the Act of Con
,(reM of March J, 1879.
A party called into the office
Saturday to congratulate us on th
pulling power of an advertisement
in the Review. lie said he had
spent live dollars in advertising 11 is
property in the Portland papers.
and finally decided to try a snial
advertisement in the Review. It
brought results at once and a sa
was effected shortly after the paper
was issued. Several days earlier
another citizen told us of u slmilnr
experience in regard to his prop
crty. Many times during the past
year people have told us of qiiic
results from an advertisement
the Review. A number of times
people have called in the office am
ordered a for sale ad for two inser
tions or more uud then before the
second issue thev have advised us
not to make a second publication
an thev sold out on the first inser
tion. Yesterday a lady said she sol
a baby carriage through an adver
tlsctncnt last week, and had
buyer after she had made the sale
do it goes. If people only real I.
now easy it is to sell property or
anything else through an advertise
uicnt in the paper the Review
could not contain the amount of ad
vcrtlHlug offered. It pays of
course it pays. It could not be oth
crwisc. There never was a better
advertising medium. The Review
circulation is greater than all
the city papers combined in St
Johns, and its advertising rates are
lower than unv onu of them. If
you have anything to sell and want
to sell It quickly try the Review.
It Ih timo that tho county o
Multnomah cxptmtl a litllu money
and olTort in improving tliu
county romln in tho St. .lohnu
district. TIiIh part of tho county
turnain InrKU stuns of money into
tho county treasury each yoar in
tho Hliapu of taxes and KotH
rather little in return. Rich
niond and Obwoko streets, hot
county rondB, need nttanlion
bndly. Thero are numerous cliuc
holes tliut shotilii ho lllled liofor
thoy rov worHO. Tho county
commissioners should jcet busy
down this way and ulvo us tho
kind of roadwayn wo are.'n
titled to. St. Johns needs bettc
otreets and it is up to tho county
to do its mil share.
Onu hundred llrst class envoi
onus with your namu and ad
dress neatly printed on the cor
nor for onu dollar at tho Ituview
olllce. Additional 100 for 7fc
Tho postoflicu department ai
vises tho uhu of printed return
envelopes.
Lards or tlianss noliceH are
charged for at the ratu of fifty
cents each. Persons doslriiiK to
have such notices publiBh
should make a note of this.
Give me an offer for my equity
in a new 4 room modem bungalow
with or without furniture. No tea
honulile olfer turned down. (S18
N. Kellogg street; Col. 470.
Two furnished house keeping
rooms, modern and close in, ir
Also s room furnished house to
rent. Call White 'tout Grocery
French block.
Typewriter paper for sale at
thiB otlico. Trice lifie nor him
dred sheets.or fiOO sheets forone
dollur.
Por Rent Modem.) 100111 house
$18. 916 Calhoun street.
Fatty Arbuckle's second trial will
lie called Jamiury 38th. Twenty
eight women are 011 the jury list.
"PASTE
THIS IN
T Erery dollar ipent out of town
iaivu xjiat uumjvu rrom
circulation here.
The dollars spent with the
HOME MERCHANTS go to
PAY RENT, TAXES and
WAGES in this town.
The Home Merchants ::
! : Need You.
You Need the Home jj
:: Merchants.
ji GIVE THEM YOUR::
i: TRADE
From "The Scandal1'
The Bachelor Club's Official Paper
At the tneetltiK of Nov. 8th, 1921, the
club received an epistle from Brother
Peanuts and wife, informing us that they
were now engaged in the business of liv
ing happily ever after, seeing as how
they had been married a long time ago,
nobody but a few knowing just when.
Well, getting down to the main part,
the letter contained an invitation "to
feed the brutes" at his expense on the
evening of Nov. 10th.
Of course the brothers were there in
large numbers mid with large stomachs,
the few not being able to Bttcnd missing
a banquet worth going tulles for. To
tell nil we ntc would need another sheet
in this paper, but let it suffice to say that
the quality, quantity, variety and ser
vice were unexcelled by any former club
banquet ever served.
Skce got by with one of his "propU
tlous" talks, alter which he pttsentcd
Peanuts and family with an electric cof
fee percolator, to which Peanuts re
sixjuucd in a very pleasing manner.
As usual with club doings, the even
ing was marked by several special feat
ures most noteworthy of these being a
new world's record set by llro.Siirk for
food capacity, althongh lie couldn't get
awny with u couple of wnslitubs full of
matlied potatoes which were left over
on account of Ditty not coming. Sllc
also wielded u nasty knife when it came
to eating peas. Hat came drifting In
about 1U:.'10 p. its. with his lunch under
his arm. Some of these old fossils are
always playing jokes on the new mem
bers, which Isn't at all nice, Hat being
so young and deserving. After every
one was lilted to the tonsils with food,
music was Indulged in by some, while
the rest watched Zip smoke a wedding
cigar, such occasions being the only time
when aforesaid Brother partakes of to
bacco, .Shortly after the couple were congrat
ulated on their successful feast and the
brothers departed unto their resjxctlvc
homes all acclaiming the banquet 100
fierfccl, Mrs. Peanuts was formerly Miss
Oro Wagner and we wish them both
much joy and success In their future
years to come.
"Duiit" Kulllior, eluded by tho elub
to occupy thu Hittiholor throuo for thu
Inttur liuir of 1U!M, liua moved IiIh
Htnmplug ground or purhnpn It hIioiiIiI
hu cillcd pulling grounilH to thu city
of Olympln, WiiHlilugloii. Thu ehuugu
wiim iimilti fur thu bulturmuiit of his
biiHliiMH of iixtractlni; tuvlli. Dent
having iiiirfornicd bin work no thor
ninthly Mini Hklllftilly Unit nut ono of
Ida iiittli'iitH ovur ciiiiim buck thu hoc
mill time. In thu eotirmi of tho lust
liirro ycarH Unlit Iiiih uvcrliuulril lime
tliuU nvcry punnm In Ht. JoIiiih need
iMg ili'iitnl ropnlrri, honcu hlit Juuruuy
in o.irU iiiiIoiiiwii.
llowtMT. IiijIiik iihIiIc thu Hliindur
.ll'lllllSl IllH OXIM'Mllt'HH In tint IIik w
wimt to Miy that thuro was noviT miy
unit mlHHi'il inoro in our club tliiiu
llrutlier limit, anil llui rciiHou for UiIh
wii eiin Hiifoly miy Ih that liu wua itu
A Nu. ONH Imchi'lor. OiiIhIiIo of ho
im: nrt'Hliloiil of thu elub lit thu 1 1 tit
of IiIh ili'piirturu liu wuh a iouilor In
thu hiicIiiI lifu of our (irKiiiiUntloii, it
gooil comiiiiiiilty hooHtur, an uxcidluut
UiinliiT mill tullc.ur, mi ardoiil athletic
fun mill it fitlr to iiilddllir ptMlm plity
it Nfitlli'HH lo Hity (ivory ono rcgrutH
Hint lio huh iiiovimi, htil rrlenilsiiii
I'lininil alwuya hit placed boforo tlmt
liiiinirtiiiit niiitttir of uitriilng ono'
hrmtil mid butter. Wu nluo fut'l tlmt
limit rogrotit Hint lie ciinunl bu with
iih mill wu liotirllly HymimthUu will
him In IiIh Iiiiii'IIiiuhh, If hiicIi may bu
thu rum', iih iiiniiy of liu huvo lieon
awny fur n long timo, which niiido ti
hotter npiirei'lute the noodfollciWHlili
of Hid ( lull. Althougli Dent inuiiiigeH
to upend IiIh holldnyH with im wn hopo
tliut Hiinie time lio will huh fit In re
turn hero periiiniieiitly. Wo wIhIi
Dent the lmnt uf HiiceoHtt In IiIh how
ICK'UllOII
I H Dent wiim ii northomlor.
The find piny Klvitn hy tho llnchu
lor t'lub for it goodly iinuibor of yearn
wiih mIuhihI in thu high MChiMil audi
liirluin Nor. C, it'll. It wiih a hiktohh
from thu Hlart of iiractlio mid wuh
well nilvertlHod uud miked of about
town on account of Ita title, "l.ol'i
All (let Married," Tho participant
played tholr imrtH like prnfiiHHloniil
iih many of tho niulleiiie reniurketl
and certainly showed results from tho
many iiIkIUh of rtditmrtiliiK and tho
trained couching of Mra. tleo. M. Hull
Through her exceptional ability of
loaihlhK and directing the novice
player broadened out Into first cIuhh
material Thoo who took part were
ih follow: l.ola Murphy, Caroline
l.lml. Clara NeUou and Minnie Merx
In the feminine rolen while Ditty Ka
elt. .Spoken Marlett, Hkco Uimen
Turn Kellher. Ilap I'ahl and (luiiiuiy
leeiing put over the iiiiihciiIIiio cant
l lie ciuii ih deeply indented to the
young ladles mentioned for their will
lug purth liwtlon and fine act lug and
to Mm Hall for her devotion mui
sacrifice in helping with tho work
We Hiucerely hope that a future play-
will tie um Mining iih hum oiio wiim,
Tho basket ball team are off to
good otiirt by beating the Ht Johns
Lumber Co. twice, 21 U and 17 H, and
by giving (ho fiiHt Vernon team
diiilihlug. I'J l.r Tho Intent victories
i tlinl a foy affair over tho Sollwoo.1
thletic AhsocIiiHoii uud a 17 1 win
from the fast .nug Co. team, which
,l the prebeiit time leads tho com
I'lercmi league in t no city. Wo tire
dm a most succesiifiil season for the
wiarera of the old gold and green.
lirotlierM (luff and Zip are aunorlu
lending ns well as doing most of thu
worK on a Hiiowor uatlii?) and dress
iiik room in tne inisomeut or our
ipiartera These fixtures siippl)-
want which Iiiih been felt by tho Club
for year and which, needless to say,
win ne used eouslilernlily
Whereas. The Almighty Fa
ther, who in His infinite wis-
loin tioeth all thitivrs we II. has
seen lit to call from this earthly
inhitation the beloved mother-
n-iaw, airs, tvoenecke. ot our
leloved brother. J.S. HiirrouKhs.
ueit
Resolved. That we. the entire
membership of this, Laurel
oiiiro No. IM. 1. O. O. F.. ex
tend our most sincere, heartfelt
sympathy to Brother and Sister
iurrouirhs and members of the
family in this, their sad hour of
lereavement. Ue it further
Hesolved. That a cony of these
resolutions ho sent to the mem
ers of the family and bo snreiui
on thejminutes of this meeting,
and a copy bo sent to tho St.
Johns Review for publication.-
Committee. Ired Haskell, J. H.
'owe . W. II. K ebrew.
esse L. Boothe, Recording Sec
retary. ,
How About It?
Were you really comfortable the
last cold spell ?
Was your house the home it
should have been?
Do you enjoy the piano, phono
graph, telephone, electric lights
and other conveniences with only
one corner of the house warm
around the stove?
A Siblico I'ipeless Furnace will
solve the problem. Price $135, in
stalled $152.
Will gladly demonstrate and
place your order.
ALKX. S. SCAUiS,
502 ifcsscndcn; Phone Col. 1225
DANCING
Every Thursday Night
St. Johns Skating RinK
. East Side Woodman Orchestra
White Front Grocery
523 Columbia Boulevard
Columbia 760 French Mock
UnMrAll-lcd nargains ill groceries will
be given on 1'fliUy and Saturday.
Don't fall to be here. We aim to bring
down the cost of living, give the people
a chance In the right way, You us u
buyer of food know that 43c out of
every 11.00 is spent for eatables, think
of It. Now is the time.
Pure Cane Kerry Sugar, 191 lbs. . . .$1.00
(With fl worth of groceries)
Carnation or llorden't Milk, can. . . 10c
(Rcans to (customer with a 50c purchase)
Kettogg't Corn l'lakes or Post
Toiuties 10c
(four packages lo customer)
Hulk Macaroni, Curve Cut, t lbs 25c
Campbell' Soun 10c
Van Camp's I'ork and llcaus No, 3. . .2fc
Sardines, small, 6 cans t!Gc
Crown or Olympic l'lour, IDs. . .. ft. 85
Vim 4Us M.80
I.nrge package Sen I'osui -k
12 bars Crystal White Soap U
U bars Cream Oil Soap tUL
Apples 1. 25, f 1.50
MHAT MAKKHT Si'1'.CIAI.S:
(lolling Meat, lb 10c, 12c
UoMiiii Steak, lb 20c
T-lloue 25c
Hamburger, lb 15c
I'ork Chops, lb 25c
I'ork Hound, lb 20c
Many other kinds which we do not
mention, Come early.
The bargain on siigur or milk docs not
include the other specials,
M. MKKRICK, Prop.
WE not only feed
the public at the
Lowest Prices, but
have one of the fin
est lines of Holi
day Cigars to be
found in the city.
'Happy's' Place
110 Philadelphia Street
Pre-lnventory Sale
STOCK REDUCING SALE
25 Per Cent Reduction on all Mantel
Clocks
33 Per Cent Off on La Tosca and
Richleiu Pearls and Novelty Bracelets
Big Reduction on all Ladies' Wrist
Watches
25 Per Cent Off on all La Vallieres
40 Per Cent Off on all Du Barry and
Pyralin Imitation Ivory Sets
WE HAVE A COMPLETE STOCK OF
BRUNSWICK PHONOGRAPHS AND
RECORDS
JANUARY RECORDS NOW ON SALE
W.
M.
JEWELER
THE I HOUSE
DYE WORKS
Suits Pressed 50c
Best work in the city.
No Charge for Calling for and
Delivering.
Phone Columbia 1289
FridayandSaturday
ONLY
Some of these Iiurgains are limit
ed. Call early or phone Col. 1299.
Prompt delivery.
Olympic lMour, I'Js $1.85
" 10 lb CEc
Vim l'lour, 4Ds $1.85
" " 101b G5c
Corn Meal, yellow or white, 10 lb. . ,4Gc
Olympic Pancake l'lour, pkg 28c
10 lb. sack.. 70c
Kara Syrup, 5 lb. size 40c
" 2J lb. sl;.e 24c
" " Maple 21c
Uncle John Maple Syrup 12 oz U0c
' i gal fl.U5
Special Sardlucsj cnu..... 5c
Santa Cruz ovnl tin" 19c
Oysters and Clams, 2 cans for 35c
Heron Salmon, 2 cans for 25c
Sterling Salmon 24c
Seaport Toumtocs, per can 12c
Sugar Hush Corn, no limit lie
Canned Sweet l'atntocs 2.1c
Coconnut, 2 packages for 25c
Washing made easy
20 Mule Team llorax, 2 lb. package. .25c
I,u x, 2 packages for 25c
Kltuo, 2 (Mickagcs for 15c
Citrus, large 25c
llorax Soap Chips, 2 pkgs for 25c
Our Sugar Special continues 19 lb.$1.00
Potatoes, Ynklinn, wick $2,00
Wc deliver anywhere uny time.
Sugar delivered with other orders
OPI5N SUNDAY.
HANDY GROCERY
109 N. Ktlisou Street Col. 1299
For Sale, Trade
or Rent
Desirable profx'rtics at desirable
terms and prices. Wc have some
very special buys. Can be handled
by KX-SOI.DIHttS with State
Loan.
RICE & TATE, Realtors
107 N. Jersey Col. 887
Shoe Sale!
Tan Army Shoes
$2.75
Peninsula Shoe Store
115 Philadelphia St.
Notice of Pinal Account
In the Circuit Court of the Stute of
Oregon for Miiltnonuh County.
In the mutter of the estate of Agiutui
M. l(tey, ilcccaiKMl.
In Probate No. 18007.
Notice Is hereby uiven that the under
signed, as administrator of the estate of
Aguttus M, lUtcy.iKcttiicd, has filed his
uiml account in the Circuit Court of the
State of Oregon, for the County of Mult
nouuh. and that Tuesday, the 31st day
of January. 1022, lit the hour of D:U0
o'clock in the forenoon of said day, mid
the Court Koom of said Court has been
ai)K)lutvd by said Court us the time and
place lor tne Hearing 01 oojeciions mere
I to ami tue settlement uicrcui.
Dated mid first mibl.thcd Dcc,30. 1021
IVlia rf lial ittlttlliMI
I). C. MiWIS, Administrator.
With will annexed.
Tower
107 Philadelphia St.
i OA
v.
Abounding happiness is the reflecting of good
health, and good health is the result of nourishing
food. Use -
4
mills
PI
ROSE CITY FLOUR MILLS
ST. JOHNS, PORTLAND, OREGON
Frank A. Rice
LAWYER
Office 107 N. Jersey Street
Phone Col. 8B7 Residence Col. 391
W. S. JEANS for
Light Planer Trimmings, Per Load $4.0
Cord Wood, Per Cord - $7.5
Phone Columbia 722.
SHINGLING
And Repairing of Roofs
Done in n workmanlike manner.
Prices reasonable.
WILL PLAICG, 1 005S. Seneca S
Dr. L. F. Pickens,
DENTIST
Office hours 8 to 12 a. m. 1 to G. p. m
UvenliiBS 7 to 9.
Peninsula Hank Hldg.
Office Phone Columbia 1183
Poff & O'Neil
TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Sand and Gravel
Dally Trips to Portland
Phone Col. 308 206 N. JERSEY S
CALL
C. M. MOFFORD for
Wrecking Wood, Cord $6.60
Fir Cord Wood $8.00
Columbia 833
Dr. Herbert F. Jones
CHIROPRACTOR
311 North Jersey Street
Nothing to sell but Service
Office Hours:
Phones:
1:30 to 5 P. M.
Cot. 600, bouse
6:30 to 6 1'. M.
Col, 97, otbee
PENINSULA TITLE ABSTRACT I REALTT CO
H. HENDERSON, Mimgir
402 N. JaryStrt
Abstracts of Title Prepared
Titles Examined
Phone Columbia 255
The 'Sib-loco' PipelessFurnace
$135-$152
Improved principle; superior to
any regardless of price; heats more
air; uses less fuel; operating suc
cessfully where others have failed;
best guarantee for durability and
results, For reference and demon
stration see Alex. Scales, 502 Fes-
senden street.
I. T. WOODRUFF, Agent.
Vooihut :WJ tttl Miliary Artist.
MM FLOUR
And Secure Both
Manufactured from choice
milling wheat, drawn from the
best sections of the northwest.
R. G. Muck A. A. Muck
Phoues Col. 1284 Phones Col. 118
lUit H5U1 Msin i'M
007 Pctoentleii Strcit
Sand, Gravel and
Crushed Rock
Members of the Iluililcrs' Kxclmiiuc
Laurel Lodge, 1. 0. 0, F
No, ISO, St. Johns. Orsaon
Meets each Monday evciilnif lu Odd Pel
lows hall at 7;3o, A cordial welcome to
all vlsltliik' brothers.
L. H. Corruany. N (1. Tbonita ThomDtos. V.O,
JctK I.. UooUir. Krc. Ike. a.W.NOrtur.yin.tkc.
li. v cut. TftM.
St. Johns Gamp No, 7546
Modern Woodmen of America.
We heartily solicit the attendance of
our members ut our regular uicetliiK
every 'M ami -itli lliurwiay evening.
G. W. Muhm, C. 1. Hatchitt,
Coniul. Clerk.
Phone ColumbU 9C2 Col. 1450.
HOLMES LODGE NO. 101
KMGms or PVIIIIAS
Meets erery l'rlilay iiIkIU at
i:jo o'clock In OlCKNltU
Hall, Visitors always wcl
come,
II. D. ARNOLD, C.C.
Woodmen Of the World
St. Johns Camp 773
Meet every Monday evening in
Bickuer Hall, Burlington and Jersey
streets. Visitors always welcome
N, J, SimmoDi, C C.J
W. A. Trout, Clerk
DORIC LODGE NO. 132
A. r. and A. M.
Meets the first and third
Wcdnesdayof each month
in Masonic Hall. VUl
tors welcome.
John M. Blair. W. M.
A. W. Davis, Secretary.
PENINSULA CHAPTER
No, 43 ft. A. II.
Stated meetings on the first
Monday ot each month in Ma
sonic Hall, Yuitori Wcktnt.
W. A. CAKROLL, K. II. T,
O. II. I.UUOM, SccrtUry.
The Fraternal Boosters
Meets every Wednesday evening
in the
MOOSE HALL
Join and Help Boost
Mkierva Chapter No. 105, 0.E.S,
Meets every second and
fourth Tuesday of each
mouth in Masonic lall
Visitors welcome.
AUU 0crtrtt. W, M
ftrulc V. Port, Sec
111? &. PTIanlaa tirtri
Phone ColumbU 977
PENINSUU ELECTRIC CO.. Inc.
Electrical Engineers ai CeRtractors
WIRING PIXTURBS AND SCrrLIKS
General Repair Work
109 S. Jerssy Street, Portland. Oregon
Real Estate
Established Since 1905
Member National Ass'n of Realty Boards
Memler Portland Realty Board.
List your property with us: we make
sales. S. C. COOK, Rsaltar.
402 N. Jersey Street.
Patronise the home merchant.
Quality
First
We thank our
friends for their
patronage dur
ing the year,
and wish one
and all a most
happy and
prosperous
New Year.
L Simmons & Co.
Quality Grocers
Dr. W. J. Gilstrap
Physician & Surgeon
Glasses Accurately Fitted
X ray Laboratory
Peninsula Security Co. I3Idg.
St. Johns.
St. Johns Transfer Co.
Drop in and get our Prices
on FEED AND FUEL
Best Cosl f I4.S0 Dry 16 In. Cord Wood f7.S0
USEFUL FUBNITUBE MOYEB.
IM Eut tallajtoa St. Columbia 82
Office-Col. 625 Residencc-Coi. 477
Dr. E. P. Borden
DENTIST
Painless extraction of teeth under nitrous
oxide gas
Peninsula BanK Bldg.
St. Johns, Portland, Oregon
I buy or sell St. Johns Property
A. W. DAVIS
Real Estate
Fire Insurance and Notary Public
List your property with me if you
desire to sell quickly
& Davis Barber Shop
and BATH KOOM8
BALL i Bivk, Prtpnetsn
108 Philadelphia St. Baths 35c
HERRIN& RHODES, Inc.
Steclu, Beads, Grab, Cotton
Miscell&aeoas Securities
pRIVATK tclcrsph wire to all mr
ktt. clvlna ut aic.ptlon.l hcilltie. (or
.cutlet buying an4 ..Hint order..
W. h. oo coooectlon wh.tto.vcr with
promotion, or .tock Mltlng propodtloak
All tgilnni haodlnl oo atitctlr caoml.
.loo bail.
Wrt u ht Uul.1 KUw
mm. mJ sraia.
291 1 j. Exciaaft BUf., Partltmi, Ore.
Mtmitrt Ckiff Btri Trait