JOHNS
VOLUME 18
st. johns, Portland, okegon, Friday. December 2. 1921.
NUMBER 4
ST.
REVIEW
St. Johns Community Club
The St. Johns Community Cluh
will hold its annual dinner and
election of officers at the club
rooms of the Woolen Mills Tues
day ovpning of next week. Ju
lius Meier will make an address
and there will be special music
and other interesting diversions.
The dinner will cost 60 cents,
per plate. Do not fail to attend.
Mrs. Mary J. Lindley died
November 21th of paralysis at
her home, 1022 South Kclloint
street, aged 70 years, 2 months
and nine days. She was born in
Lane county, Oregon, and has 'Thursday next. A larRe attendance
A delightful Thanksgiving en
tertainment and party was
given ihe students of the James
Johns evening school by the bt
Johns W. C. T. U. Wednesday
evening, November 23rd. The
program given in the audit
orium was rendered by the pu
pits of Miss Nelson's and Miss
Langhran's classes at tho Will
iams school. After tho enter
tatnment games were enjoyed in
the gymnasium and a buffet
lunch was served to one hun
dred guests.
The Sitton Parent Teachers'
Association ns organized by Mrs
W. II. Datliiinte with forty entlius
astlc members. The next meeting
will he held at three o clock on
resided hero for some years. Her
iiusonnti preceded her to the
grave last August. Surviving
her are five sons, John, Henry,
Jesse, Srottnnd Dewey: and two
daughters, Mrs. W. S. Jeans
and Mrs. Koepke. The funeral
services were held at the Christ
ian church Inst Saturday. Dr.
Jones preaching the sermon. In
terment took place in Columbia
cemetery, the St. Johns Under
taking Co. having charge.
The home of Mr. and Mrs. T. II
Short. 404 V. John St., was the
scone of a pretty and interesting so
cial (unction in the tuarriugc of it
Cecil Greene and Miss Geneva Short
Wednesday evening. The bridal
party stood beneath a leafy bower
ot ivy 11 ml wild rose amidst which
was hanging n beautiful bell, Mrs.
IVrcy Smith, sister of the groom,
olliciated at the piano, Miss Alma
Rnssl and Mr. Herman Schroder at
tended the bride and groom, and the
little ueices of the bride Gertrude and
Mildred acted as flowcrcirls and ring
bearers. Mr. Gates read the service.
Mr. and Mrs. Greene will make
tluir home in this city, living on
Polk street in one of toe new and
attractive houses erected in St.
Johns the past Summer.
Mr. and Mrs. K. 11 Phillips en
tertained with n dinner party at their
home on S. Leonard St. Sat. of last
week, the event beinu the celebra
tion of six of the guests' birthdays.
The table was prettily decorated,
' brown and gold being used as the
color scheme. Those present were:
Mr. anil Mrs. li. Maxficld, Mr.
and Mrs. J. It. Watson, Mr. and
Mrs. C. A. Poff. Mr. and Mrs. I. L.
Gromachey, Loraine Gromachey,
Hubert Watson, Arliue Mnxfield.
host and hostess, Mr. and Mrs. Phil
lip. After the bountiful repast was
wi II take:: care of cards, dancing
mill games were in order until a late
li nit r.
The Parent Teachers' Aasoc'a
tion of Williumn school hold an
in erestinig meeting Monday af
ternoon. Mrs. K. Momilinn,
) I'.sident. and her corps of
( Ulcers dispensed with the bus
iness in an alio manner. A
tdi )rt program given by the pu
pils of the school was appreci
ired by all. Prof. Van Tine gave
u talk on the Sleiling bill and
the association endorsed tho
name. M r 8 Ulumnuer ex
pl lined the dental clinics.
Iulwaid Kodiuc, n longshoreman,
was drowned at the Terminal about
nm o'clock Wedtuwlay morning
IK had finished work and got in
Ins auto, which was parked on the
dock, lie had to turn the machine
ubout, and in turning it, it is said,
made the mistake of shifting, gears
to low instead of reverse, and the
cr shot forward over the bumper
n the outside of the platform and
(h.wu into ihe river. His body was
1 1 covered Wednesday by Jirady in
lorty feet of water and still in
Mat of the car.
is expected. The officers arei Pres
ident. Mrs.M. h. Smith; viccprcsi
dent, Mrs. Opal Hagonbuch; cccrc
tary, Mrs. Fred Couch; treasurer,
Mrs. W. II. Faxon.
The musical program that was to
be given nt the Y.W.C.A. building
Saturday night was given Wednes
day evening with the Parent Teach
cr.V program in the High School
auditorium and therefore will not
he given Saturday night.
Miss Leon a Boomsluiter returned
to Marion county Sunday to resume
charge of her school after intending
Teachers Insti nte in Portland and
the bulaucc of the week at the home
of her parents here.
It.H. Uh uie, who recently had his
left hand so badly mangled Unit am
nutation was necessary, Ins return
ed from the hospital and is at the
home of his daughter, Mrs. Grace
Odell, at 021 North Ivauhoc street.
And if Old Mother Hubbard
dressed in style tho cupboard
would not bo the only thing
about the houso that was bare.
Brandenburg, Kentucky, Mes
senger.
The cost of one battle shin
will build a good many miles of
road. A naval holiday will mean
a national development program.
-Bend Bulletin.
It's a funny country that has
a law against transporting fight
films, but no law nguinat tho
fighters going around lighting.
Albany Democrat.
Grover Cleveland Bergdoll is
reported to bo mountain climb-
inir in Switzerland. Thero's a
chance for an avalanche to make
Itself famous. Life.
Having obeyed the suggestion
that folks who livo in glass
houses should not throw stones,
somo have found that they can
hurl mud with impunity.
Not one case of tuberculosis
was found among 1500 head of
dairy cows toiled in Western
Lane county by a Fudcrnl tester.
Tho automobile isn't as sure
of its footing on asphalt as the
old family steed wuson a muddy
road.
With corn hilling at 19 cents per
I u.lul in Iowa and small pieces of
coin bread being served iu lestuu
rcuits for 20 cents each, there seems
to be a discrepancy in price of one
cent hoinewhcre. Medlord Claiion.
Shooting diuks at night may
profit the lurder, but it's powerfully
poor spoilMiMUship.
With, all resect to fumou war
riors, we hope that some day tlure
will be 110 need for such fame.
Speaking of Music Week, Ihe jazz
tunes may drown out Ihe quantity
of regular music, but never its quality-
A Chiistmas program, consisting
1 of songs und playii will be given by
t,,e j pupils of Sillon school on Thursday,
I Dec. 8 at 1:30 Uveryl ody invited.
Happiness is contagious. Get
exposed. Siloam Springs, Ar
kansas, Herald and Democrat.
Nature' storm breaks upon
ua with the same sudden feroc-
III. rw. t t. f 1 1 Trt I., ntll.nu
case it is well to be forewarned , Oklahoma, News
Cheer upl Christmas eve falls
on pay day. Flint, Michigan,
Journal.
Candidates in olden times
kissed the babies; but now the
mother can vote. Stonewall,
and forearmed.
The Hood River Women's Club
has adopted resolutions support
ing disarmament and has sent a
telegram to President Harding
apprising him of the action.
The conference has had an aus
picious beginning. That the
same straightforward nnd com
mon sense ideas will inspiro its
subsequent proceedings and be
translated into actual accom
plishment is tho sincere desire of
every plain American and most
of the people of foreign lands
now staggering into bankruptcy
through war, past, present and
future. Salem Capital Journal.
One of tho oldest active edit
ors in the state is William
Wheeler of tho Halsey Enter
prise, who has just celebrated his
f -4 I ' ll t '
usi oirinuay.
A Kugene woman wants .$10,000
for the theft of a kiss. She is not
likely to get it. Iu these days of
business and political equality this
smacks of profiteering. Jackson
ville Post.
Proposal that membership in
the Grange be limited to Amer
icans has been unanimously de
feated by the National Grange
recently in session in Portland,
Most every one tries to- keep out
of jail. Not so in Albany. Over one
hundred knights of the road were
tinned away from the city bastile
in one night.
A sufficient commentary on the
manners of this nge is that when a
man is polite you suspect him of
having something to sell you.
Mcdford .Mail- Tribune.
The prospect that the world will
MlliTNMUIAU
iiiul i uummi
on the grounds that the G ratlgC i Imve n ili'i'iuli- nf rmut from U'nr nrt.
We have come to a pretty pass s it now is has served as n great paration is a liotwful sign. It is the
if wo enn't ndvncnto Ampi-irnn. agency in the Americanization
ism without wearing a night of aeia entering this country.
gown and a mask.-lnnidad, i When a merchant talks about
Colorado, PicKeiwire. "affording" advertising, he I
Edison fears the next fifty getting ready for the livo met
years, no need not on nis own
account or for the sake of those
who will Burvive him. During
the next half century the world
will advance nnd the promotion
of science will place the scient
ists of today in the pigmy class.
Woodburn Independent.
ciinnt to take his trade away
from him. People do not "nllon!"
advertising nny more than the
iiinii who needs a suit of clothes
"airords" them. It is not i
question of "affording" advor
Using; it is a vital neceessity.
Exchange.
Don t Take Cough Syrup-Wear Rogers Rubers
one ra5 of hope of ever getting out
of debt. Molalm Pioneer.
The reimrt of the United States
land ollice shows that there are
11.1,396 acres of uuappropiated
laud iu Grant county. Harney has
.VT?8"' "es. Luke 2,638,057.
Kttlamath 1,108,892 and Malheur
4.327,036 acres.
Corporal Itoy Thomasou and
Private Tom Pitch, United states
marines from Marc Island, have ar
rived at Salem to protect tin.- mails
against robbciy. Two murines have
also been sent to hugenc for the
same purH)sc.
Just what kind of monkey glands
the city of Portland has had inject
til of late has never been announ
ced .judging f 10111 the improved con
ditions in that city and the remark
able activity noticeable on every
li.uid. I.a'Giaudc Olxwiver.
Did it ever occur to you that,
after all. success iu life is measured
by our own individual endeavor to
make the world Iwlter for having
lived iu it ? We too often nro down
on our luck, so called, when we
have ourselves alone to blame.
Hake! Democrat. .
The niHii who waits until times
get ln'tter iH'fore launching the-new
activity 1ms caught the same thing
that uiN the whole country. If every
body waits, iudittitty stands still. It
is the H.-ople who go right on plan
ning and sH.'udiiiK and wot king that
will biing tilings lmck to normal.
Allium Observer.
Connies piaisott of the savings in
expeuditutc effected iu various de
partments, Imt Ihe frequent passage
of 1 00.000.1100 deficiency bills
gives the lie to economy claims. The
entire system is to inak reduced ap
' proprialioiis, brag of saving and then
(Miy the deficiencies inclined In a
lump sum. Salem Capital Journal.
Pi lines raised iu Wulla Walla sec
tion this yeat biought gtiiwcis fll
per ton and thcwuuu fruit was re
tailed to Consumers tn.llic lw on
I a basis of $250 cr ton. Looks as
though too many greedy hands
j'gnilibul ofT !( many chunks of the
pt 01 11 in lore nils ciiu(!ii.K mm
re.11 li tin 1 ( mini;: h "M I .n II "U
Men's and Boy's Good Assortment Men's Hi Grade Dress
Leather Belts NEKTIES 50c Suspenders 50c
50 CentS Men's Heavy Work Men's Winter
ZT. PANTS UNDERWEAR
Mc" ? 52 5n S2 75 S3 S3 50 $1'50' U5' 200' 2'50
House Slippers 5 Voo $4.85 $36 up
95c, $1.35, $1.65, $2, ! Hoy's Dress or vSehool
$2-95 Men's I3t,mble Work g jj q jg g
Men' Real Leather Dress $3.35, 3,35, 54.35, $5 C0 $2.95, $3.35, 53.50, $'1.00
SHOES 25 iw ' ;5( , ,
$4.95, $5.25, $6.50, $7 l'V a Dripping Nose and npQQ TTnat
co ye Chilly Toes, wear DlJiibb HUbii
' Rogers Warm 35c Ahh co.oos mu
J Men's Dress Hose, 3 Pair $1.00 Mon,g CoUon
SOX 15c,tVvofor25c Mcn's Leather Sweater Coats
Men's Dress WORK GLOVES $1.25, $1.1)5
GLOVES $1.85, $2.50 , 50c, 75c, 95c, $1.35 Men's Dress
Men's Heavy SLICKERS CAPS
Overalls or Jumpers $1.50 $2 25 $2 5Q $3 25 $3 g $1.50, ?1.95,2.25, $2.50
"GOOD STUFF AT THE RIGHT PRICE"
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Thtirxlav nail I'rid.iy, lire. 1 ami 2
CLrtIRE WINDSOR in "Till?
IUr." Directed by I.ol Weber.
SMiinlny, December 3
SHIRLEY MASON!" "Tint
MOTI11W HKAK.T" Vox.
Siiinliiy, December 4th
MR. AND MRS. CARTER DE
HAVEN i "THIS OIRI, IN TIU
TAXI, "a pleasing comedy dntma.
Monday and Ttiewlay, Dec. 6 and 0
WM. FAVERSHAM in "TIIKSIN
THAT WAS HIS." and Serial No. Ul
VVednewlni, December 7th ,
VIVIAN MARTIN l "SONG OV
nut sum,.-
Tluitday Mild l'fldiiy, Dec. 8 and l
WM. FARNUM
In "HIS ORI5ATISST SACKIt'ICIt."
Saturday. December lOtli
TOM MOORE in ".VADll IN
IIItAVHN."
Suiidnv, December lllb-
CONSTANCE TALMADGE In
"WltDDINO 1IHM.S."
FOY'S
Stliis Fail
Store
Highest Quality and Lowest Prices
Toys a Specialty
207 N Jersey St. Phone Col.831)
St. Johns Hat Works and
Shoe Cleaning Parlor
Ladles and Cents Halt Cleaned and Blocked
Itvnt Shlnv In (to Cltv
11)1 N. Jcmv Slice! St. Joluw
Phillips & Leland
Transfer and Storage
lMioue Col. 72 Office 200 S. Jersey
l)AU,Y TRIPS TO I'OUTI.ANI)
ELMER SNEED
Violin Instruction
STl'DIO. 2lfi N. SyrHcunc Strel
1 1 i i ciiuii.i.iii :kk
Choice
We have reduced Prices
to Normalcy
St. .Johns Undertaking Co.
Thomas Grice, Alanager
Ofnce, Col. 527-PHONES -Night, Col. 299 208 N. Jersej St.
WE DON'T WISH YOU ANY BAD LUCK
But if any comes your way we hope you have insur
ance. "Insure with us and Insure Your Safety".
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CAFITAL S150.000
C;KN'KIlVI-, 1NHUUANCK
MOKTGAGK LOANH : INVEHTMEVT8
Ht. JTOIINH. IOII1X.l.N'l. OUKJOf
108 South Jersey St Phone Columbia 161
Grocerie
A full line of the
choicest groceries
at most reasonable
prices, constantly
on hand.
L. SIMMONS & CO,
GROCERS
01 I'vkMMiileu I'lione Coluniliiu 210
"Suit It wit A lowers"
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Rose HhsIics, Fruit Trt. Ornauu nlHl
Shrulis HverKircim, lli'lly Tirm tvilli
Ilriii', Vliit-s mill nil kiniK ul IVirn
uiuN, Krtl CuriMiit nuil I,oK4iilKf
lliihliei, Stralierry mid GourlH-rry
I'laiilk. KiaM)iiid)lf ihU und iiUiits ,
-te all ol llk'hc!.t iilulltV. I'eril. I'low- '
j vriiiK t'ot I'lmils, Cut I'lowcru, I'l"ial 1
I design! given jersoimi otU iitinn. V'ii
tor are always welcome tu Uit the
greenuouses.
Beckett' s Qreeniouses
i
814 and 816 North Kellogg Street ,
! Phone Col. 401 I
CALDWELL & SON ;
LEADING HAUBKKS
The place where good M.T ice ni d ;
' courteou treatment jirevall, Cliildren'
Uair cutting receive secial attention
109 BURLINGTON STREET
DEARING'S
For Fine Chocolates
Ice Cream, Tobacco and Cigars
311 South Jcr.sey Stuet
St. Johns Fuel Co.
615 Columbia Boulevard
Slab and Cordwood
Office Wildrose Shingle Co.
Phone Col. 918
Will these great artists
sing in your hbn
on Christmas
morning ?
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Will Caruso thrill you? AImn Cluck or
John McCormacfc play upon your heart-strings?
I Iarry Lauder regale you with his inimitable
fun? Victor Herbert's Orchestra invite you to the
lovely cadences of immortal melodies? Sousa
stir your good American blood with "The Stars
and Stripes Forever"?
The onera. the symphony orchestra, the
violin, the piano, the military band, the dance
orchestra, the vaudeville stage the Victrola
brings you the shining lights of them all I The
foremost artists of the world make Victrola
Records exclusively.
Your Christmas will be" merrier for the
Victrola. And it will bo but the beginning of a
long and happy companionship between your
household and all the master-magicians of music
und entertainment.
Coroo in and lei m giva you a ilcmoiutration.
Victrola
$35.00 to $350.00
On l!asy Terms. As Low as $1.00 Down; No Interest
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