THE ST. JOHNS REVIEW
A. W. Marfclc, Hdltor
Publlahed Friday of Each Week
404 N. Jersey St. Phone Col. 321
SubcMthifloS1.GO par yi
THK Rkvihw is entered at post office
In Portland, Oregon, as tnnll matter
of tka second class under the Act of Con
grtss of March 3, 1879,
SEES TURKISH RULE AMUSING
Kngllsh Author Finds Funny 8ldo t
Llfs In Jerusalem Under
I tha Crescent.
Tha tradition of Turkish ruto Id
Palestine ai one finds It In Jerusalem
Is simply a Joke, declares O. K. Ches-
terton In his book, "Tho Now Jeru
salem." All the stories nbout It art)
Jokea and often very good Jokes. My
utrn favorite Incident Is Hint which
Is still commemorated In tho English
cathedral by an enormous hole In tho
floor.
The Turks dug up tho pnverucnt
looking for concealed British artillery,
because they had been told thut the
bishop had riven his blessing to two
cannons. The bishop hnd, Indued, re
cently appointed two canons to the
service of tho church, but he had not
secreted them under tho floor of the
duncel. Thero was another agree
able Incident when tho Turkish au
thorities, by an Impulsive movement
f religious toleration, sent for n
Greek priest to bury (J reck soldiers,
and told him to toko his cholco In n
heap of corpses of all creeds and
colors.
Bat at once the most curious und
the most common touch of comedy
Is, the perpetual social Introduction to
solid and smiling cltltcns who hnve
beon nearly fianged by tlio Turks. The
fortunate gentleman m-eins still to be
regarding his escape with n hroiiri
grin. If you wero Introduced to h
polite Frenchman who hnd come
straight from the guillotine, or to an
affable Araorlcan who hnd only Just
vacated the electrical chntr, you would
feel a faint curiosity about the whole
story. If a friend Introduced hoimo-
body saying, "My friend Ilobliimm 1
his sentince hns Just been commuted
to penal servitude." or "My Undo
William, Just como from Dartmoor
prliou," your mind and perhnpi Hps
would faintly form tho nyllnhlcM "Whnt
forr Hut evidently, under Turkish
rule, being hanged wns like being
knocked down by n cub; It might hiip-
pen to anybody,
JOY
SERVICE
The quickest;
The best;
The cheapest;
Suits Pressed 45c
Dry Cleaned $1.25
DON'T
DO
THIS!
4aL
LEONARD
EAR OIL
RELIEVES DEAFNESS and
8TOP8 HEAD NOISES. Simply
Rub It Bnck of the Ears and
Insert in Nostrils. Proof of sue-
cms will I glren hf the drutjlit.
For Sale in St. Johns by
ST. JOHNS PHARMACV
it
"LET JOY DO IT
You Bring and Take Away
is the Reason
I A. O. LEONARD, Inc. I
1 70-Bth Ave. N. V. City
6 Stores
217 N. Jersey Street
Jk
HARBOR FOR SHIPS OF AIR A T,,,, e c
Artist Has Qlvsn Us Picture of Prob.
ability of the Not Far DlsUnt
Future.
Something very utilijuu In the way
of a terminal station for futuro travel
ing Is suggested In Flight. It Ik n
picture by Itoderlc Hill bhowlug nn
atrial terminus, or the "While Moon-
Hue," raised aloft over n seaport. It
is not a flat airdrome situated on the
surface, but u huge circular utruc-
ture which towers fnr nbuvu thu lull-
est buildings of tho city. On Its top
most circumference, platforms winn
ing on a circular railed bed am carried
by two rotating nrius on which aero
liners light end from which they take
of. Ou the left of thU great lower
Is a pusseuger elevator wlrtt two runt
carrying passeugers to und from Ihe
embarking level. Inside this structure
Is a huge elevator for lowering the
aero liners for refitting and repair.
and In II mysterious depths we run
picture workshops lit by flickering arc
lamps, win o hundredi of mechanic
work busily day and night. Willi Hiivh
termini as this, the future Industrial
msgnales will bo looktug up nl their
captains as each lu Ida respective craft
draws mar to eichuuge or deposit tho
cargo In his care, nud then It will be
that the drearuor of today will behold
the fulfillment of his vision.
What is It barring the way to u
reduction of nrmninciita in the
United States? We arc n peaceful
twople. Wc want to too no
body. We wish only to be let nloiic.
We are taxed to dentil. The difficulty
of living cannot be ninde much less
until tuxes are reduced, luxes can
not be much reduced unless military
expenditures are reduced. Wc nn
told the world Is much upset nud
that it therefore is unwise to cense
preparing for war. Thnt the world
is unset is trur Hut does "upset"
mean that it it lu a fighting mood?
Wc are considerably upset lu this
country. Do we wunt to fight? Do
we crave utiolher wot f Whut im
tiou meuaccs us? luigloud? Hug-
land has had all the wars she wants.
France? France couldn't fight us if
he wanted to nud she doesn't
want to. Germany? The present
xcjcratlou ol Uermuns will never
take part lu another great war.
Japan? Oh, wc can probably hnve
a war with Japan if we wunt it. Hut
do we want it? What is thereto
fight about that is worth while? It
would be iiumorul to fight about
mere money mere trade ndvau
tagei. We could not justify n war
lu which some men were compelled
to give their lives so that other iiieu
might get money, We urc certainly
la no dauger of a Japanese invasion.
If we fear only attack and will not
fight for mere plunder, who is there
to fear mid what is there to fight
tbont ? Why should we not welcome
au agreement with other powers to
case up on military expenditures?
Gold Magazine.
Residents of Bt. Johns having taxes
ana city Hen to pay lu rortlaml can
snake tnvir payment wit turn t lucouvcui
ence by avallluii themselves ol our wr
tiers, we will v utiuc and secure your
receipt without Inconvenience to you,
Fee. 26c. References: Any St. Johns
Bank, peninsula Title, Abstract ami
Realty Co,, br H. Heudcrsou, Manager;
iOK North Jersey street,
cards ol tnutiKs notices uro
charged for at tho ruto of fifty
cents each. Persons desiring to I
have such notices published
should make a noto of this.
ATTENTION, RENTERS
Will give you a Icase and Option
j e a ae
on new l room uungaiow, au
rent paid above interest nud taxes
will apply on purchase price.
W. P. Greene & Son
525 K. Huchanau Street
Photic Col 1025
HOLMES LODGC NO. 101
KNIGIIIS Or I'VIIIIAS
Meets every l'riduy night at
,.y7illl O'ClOCk III IlICKNl'.KI
y Hull. Visitors always wel
come.
II. II. AUK I I), CO.
Woodmen of Ihe World
St. JollHS Camp 773 Peninsula linnk Dldg.
Meet every Thursday evening in Office Phone Columbia 11811
I. O. O. V. Ilnll, I.envitt nud Jersey
streets, Visitors nlwnys welcome.
k. c. ouik, tiem.i
THE ST. JOHNS GARAGE
Authorized Ford Service Sta
Hon. Complete hue of I'ord
parts in stock.
. e
I ires, tubes aim accessories.
Crank cases drained and
flushed out and refilled with
fresh supply of motor oil free
of labor charge.
-CARS STORED -
Weldinor, Brazing and Ra
diators Repaired.
Woolley Bros.
Photic Columbia 090.
216 North Jcrsoy St.
Dr. L. F. Pickens,
DENTIST
Office hours 8 to 12 a. m. 1 to G. p. in.
Hvcniiigs 7 to 0.
r - y
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Bargains in Groceries at
iThe HANDY GROCERY
109 N. Edison Columbia 1 299
FOR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
Carnation and Borden's Milk 10c
Kellogo's Corn Plaices 10c
Sugar, 15 Pounds $1.00
Yellow Peaches, 2Js 22c
Tomatoes. 24s 10c
Sugar Corn, 2 Cans 23c
Wesson Oil, Pint 28c
American Sardines, 5 Cans ...25c
Llbby's Pork and Oralis, 2 Cans 25c
Campbell's Soups, Ca 10c
Royal Club Pineapple, 2i 80c
Catsup, Pint 15c, Pint 25c
Dcst Coffee, lb 80c
Good Coffee, lb 20c'
StrUt's Silver Leaf, Pure Lard 15c
Royal White Soap, 22 Bars fl.00
Bread. Pnslrv. Fruit aud Vegetables ol all kinds
"Hr Dolivor A.nytimo, Anywiioro. Call Utt Anytime
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This Man Will be Glad to
Meet You at the
CONGREGAT ONA
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CHURCH
JOE RYAN
Joo Itrnn won the prize for riding Uyiminlto, n bucking steer belonging
to n wild west show playing In Denver, mill on top ot thnt reculved nn offer
to go Into pictures ns n cowboy. Thus lllinlnnd secured n new typo of had
ninn. l(u couldn't help pluylng n bud mini for ho wnn born nt the foot of
Devil's Tower In Crook County, wjo. Ho bus lived up to tho nnmo of his
natnl county, ptnylng tho vicious but rather llknbto villain. Joo Ilyan Is now
tt work on a serlut In which ho will tippenr ns both hero nnd villain.
DORIC LODGC NO. 132
A. r. and A. M.
Meets the first and third
WcdiicsdayolcAch month
in Murine nun. vm
tors welcome.
John M. Iltalr, W. M,
A, W. Dsvls, Secretary.
PENINSULA CHAPTER
No. 43 R, A, M.
Kluted meeting!! mi the first
Monday ol each mouth In Ma-
miiiIc 1
y ol
lull.
Vlillori Wtlcomt.
W. A, CAKKOI,lK. II. r,
I. II UiMON, hrcirluy,
Dr. W. J. Gilstrap
Physician & Surgeon
Glasses Accurately Fitted
X ray Laboratory
reuinsula Security Co. lllrig.
St. Johns.
CHAMBERS COMPANY
j. O, Cbniubets Mm, II. R, I,owry
Funeral Directors
213-250 Killlugswortlt Avenue
PORTLAND, ORltOON
Telephones: Woodlawn 330d C 1133
Mr. Chambers I the only O. A. R,
undertnker In the city of Porllmid.
l'ersonnl nttcutloii and suimrvUlon
given to arrauKemcuis,
The Fraternal Boosters
Meets every Wednesday evening
in the
MOOSE HALL
Join aud Help Boost
J. w. bottom"
Contract Painter
507 East Allegheny St.
Phone Columbia 1242
W. A. CARROLL
Real Estate Broker
Own Your Home
New Listings for your itis
pcctiou now ou file nt our o
lice.
Some fine bargains in homes
both city nnd country.
Phone Columbia 1285
301 N. Jersey St
COR. DAIriMOKK
FOY'S
St. Johns Fair Store
Highest Quality and Lowest Prices
Toys a Specialty
207 N. Jersey St. Phone Col.839
Dr. Herbert F. Jones
CHIROPRACTOR
311 North Jersey Street
Day Phone
Columbia 97
NiRht Phone
Columbia COO
PENINSULA HUE ABSTRACT I REALTY CO
H. HENDERSON, MnB.r
402 N, Jary Street
Abstracts of Title 1'iqwretl
Titles lUnmlned
riione Columbia 'ibS
St. Johns Transfer S Storage
Successor to
J. R. WEIMER
Careful und experienced furniture
movers,
Feed and Fuel
Col. 82 109 It. IlurlluKtonSt.
Member llulUlers KxcbaiiKe
W. P. Greene & Son
Contractors & Builders
r25 K. BUCHANAN STRHItT
I'ortlaml, Oie. I'boue Col. 1026
CAl.l VV TMH
MODEART STORE
m NORTH JHRSKV
Fur Hanil KmbruUlereil Suioek anil
Kimouuit ami Crochet of all kltnU.
Phillips & Leland
Transfer and Storage
Phone Col. 72 Office 209 S. Jersey
DAirY TRIPS TO PORTLAND
Real Estate
Established Since 1905
Member National Ata'n ot Realty Hoards
Member Intentate Realty Anooiatiou,
Member I'ortlaml Realty Hoard,
I.Ut your proixtty with us. we male
Mlta, 8, C, COOK, Realtor.
402 N. Jersey Street.
Dr. L. J. Keliher
Dentist
Room 1 Peninsula Hank Building
Telephoue Columbia 793
Page's Barber Shop
205 N. Jersey Street
The union shop that stands for prompt
ami cmciut service, iiair cuiuutf
a specialty, A portlou of public
patronage will be appreciateu.
Urrton's Higher Intiiiulion ol
TECHNOLOGY
EI(hl Scaoolt; Setenty Dpitni(nli
FALL TFRM OPENS SEPr, 19, 1921
fo4 wlixaiiihM iii U it Rtiuliir
Oregon Agricultural College
COKVAl LIS
Cor. Richmond and Ivanlioo Sts.
Christianity has a Message for the
Modern Man and Woman
The Song Service in the Evening is
something you will, enjoy. Music
with a purpose
The Man who Attends Church on Sun
day is better fitted to meet the
duties of the days which follow
If you are not attending elsewhere we
will be glad to have you meet with us
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HAR.RY X MOR-Ey
Wlicii not nt work on n (uro Hurry T. Murey l to bo found In No, 16,
n ilrt'iiiilni; room which iluteH luuk to tliu early days of bis career In tho Brook
lyn Htmllo of VltuKrnpli. It wiih 10 yeura aco tlmt bu occupied thin room
with Curio Williams. The wnllu res.'inltlo u combination of urt museum and
rofiies' sullery. They are liunc with pictures of Xlorey In various rolet,
rniiKtne from n pollcemnn, bin tlmt pnrt ; lite crook, Joseph Onrson of "WUIiIp
tbe Law," to tlio lilj:li tlnnncler In "Tlio tlamblera." Recently, bo has uddeo
l'lillln (trey In 'Tho lllrth of a Soul" and a detective character lu "Th
Klumlni: Clew."
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L'H go along as I am,'
"Of course I'll go to the movies if lean be comfortable.
These Giuo summer shoes are as light and comfortable as
any house shoe, but they are smart enough in appearance
to wear anywhere in vacation. They look good, feel good
and I don't have to fuss with changing."
livery member of the family can get a lot more real en
joyment out of the summer afternoons and evenings with
1 food Guco Dais. They are light, easy and cool, stylish In
appearance, und give excellent wear. Note their superior
construction and examine the Hood patented pneumatic
heel "You wall; on air."
cAik any dealer or write us,)
Hood Rubber Products Co. Jna
Watcrtown, Massachusetts.
H0GD
CANVAS
ATHLETIC
SPORT5HU
The Hood Aihlttic U a prima
favorite with active, real boys in
city, town ami country. Suction
soles that prevent dipping. Sport
trimmed ami mad to wtar, Tha
Mood Process puts all parts to
tether to Hay. Make your boy
hippy with a pair of H9vd
Athletics. "'
Big men and L'uU man want
sport trimming on their play
ho. The Sportshu i red trim;
med, red corrugated tola si
splendid ho at a moderata
price. And how tha little fofts
like their looks. Ask for Hood.
Sportshu.
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EAR.LS VlLLIAMS
"Don't canEe your oiuipnny," Is tlie aduce Earle Williams r!v tn tab
eroen player, nnd then lie adds, -proMduu you are with the right company."
Karlo llllams Is one of tho few Mm
habitation from one studio to unother. He commenced his nrwr ii tmk
ago with the Vltugruph star family and has never strayed from the fold Kn
I'he Wolf," visualised fro iff Uugene Walters' famous stag play, and Tie tH
Fortune Hunter." from Wlncbell Smith's nlav. have h.vn th mmn. nf . Vaum
puasuing air. Williams' auiuty aud popular attraction recently.
... , , I Phone Columbia 977
Lawn Mowers and Scissors peninsula electric co inc.
SHARPENED Electrical Eminem iad Centrirteri
SAW FILIH6 SiHsfaeUH foimM w,w 'g, ft "$,uia
H. F. ROSE 109 S.Jersey Street. . Portland. Oragen
"LM'h""t f" feLayrel Lodge,l,'o,0,F,
ELMER SNEED . Zhnd.V
Violin Instruction ISSSSJSSkJ: welcome to
STUDIO, 215 N. Syracuse Street k2i&&' JSltfSi?&
Phone Columbia 908 u. y. cuxk. -fi.M.
6fficeCol.Ki5 ResTdenceT.Col7477 St. JOJlBS fjWty NO. 7546
Dr. E. P. Borden Modern Woodmen of America.
DENTIST We heartily solicit the attendance of
Painless extraction of teeth under nitrous onr e.mbe,r, J2ur f8lr aeetiogs
oxide eas very and 4tb Thursday evenlsg.
Peninsula BanK Bid-. G' W Mn. , c Hatchitt,
St. Johns, Portland. Oregon . . CB1 c.leTk
p & 0j"j" Paoue Columbia &g2 Col. 156.
TRANSFER AND STORAGE IHEK'S CABINET SHOP
Sand and Gravel t ,
Daily Trips to Portland 418 Nftrtk Jersey Street
PkMCJ.3M m I. JERSEY ST ,
- rurniture Making and Job Work
KpPn bbIsbbW nn a Specialty. Refinisbiug and Re
V saBaSLP UU pairing neatly done.
Your HROGERS
J Patronize the home merchant.