ST. JOHNS REVIEW Sr. Johns Best Place of all for the 1925 Fair Si. J .,!. us Best Placeof all u r the 1925 Fair VOLUME 17 ST. JOHNS, PORTLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY 27, 1921. NUMBER 29 The Bacholor Club ball team registered another win when they downed Montavilia 98 on their grounds last Sunday. While this was not the best exhibition of tho National pa3timq, it was the moat hotly contested game "of tho season with the club boys leading tho way. Montavilia threw a scare into the Bachelors when they chased two runs over the plate in the first inning. Tie Becond frame was a whirlwind with some w ord base ball on tho part of Montavilia and plenty of free hitting from thj liacho lors. During this inning four runs wcro chalked up which put the lead with the club players. several additional runs were marked up when tho bombard ment of the third inning had rolled away and with a lead of four runs it looked as though an easy win was in sight. Monta vilia showed plenty of fight from this time on, while that of tho Bachelors diminished, and when tho eighth Inning was marked up the scoro stood 8 8. In the ninth tho club players put over the winning run after two were out on Larson's double nnd a Hingle by "Cupio"' Poff. Mont avilia did not threaten during their last trip to the plate. Tho olliciul records show that two of the winners fanned while twelve of tho loses took three unpro ductive swings. "Cupto" Poff, catching his first gamo of tho year, performed in superb style nnd was a tower of strength for Manager Mariettas crew. N ! son at first played ms usual smooth game. "Gummy" Tool ing ran tho gamo in faultless fashion as umpire. Work will soon start on com pletion of largo additions to tho plant of tho Peninsula Lumber company. Tho additions include an entirely now saw mill, dry kiln, planing mill, drying shed, dock, uxtension of tho storage yards and railway trackage. Al together tho new construction will cost approximately $750,000. Ths new development is located north of tho presont mill, and will prove a great boon to tho Peninsula. Mrs. E. A. Blow and little daughter Ruth havo returned from a couploof months' sojourn in St. Joseph, Mo.; Lyons, Kan sas, and other Eastern points. I Sunday, June 5th, at 4 p.m. the corner stone for the New Church of tho Assumption will be laid by Most Rev. Archbishop Chris tie. The now church will be erected on Smith avenue near Buchanan street and promises to be one of the finest edifices of its kind in tho city. Archi tecturally it is a scrupulous ad herence to tho French Renais sance and a worthy monument to tho Catholics of St. Johns. Tho members of tho "Big Four" HMy Name Society, Knights of Columbus and others will airgre crate in St. Johns and march in procession, accompanied by the K. of C. band, to the Catholic church urounds. when the cere monies will begin. Most Rov. ArchblshoD Cusoy of Vancouver, B. C, will bo tho principal sneaker. Tho Very Rev. It. Burke. 0. S. M., Provincial of tho Servite Fathers in the Unit cd States. Chicago. 111., will be present for tho occasion. Re frealmients will be served dur ing the nfternoon with a dinner after the laying of tne corner stone. An especial welcome is extended to all. -Reported. Tho Rev. F. R. Dawson, son in law of tho noted Evangolist, B. C. Dewey, of Portland and country over, has been nppnint ed to the St. Johns Free Malho dist church ns pastor for com. intr Conferenco yenr. Ilu and his companion nnd helper in tho great work of seeing souls nrot to tho Lord. I'm sure ns a class we all heartily Join in welcoming both to become the head of tho Hock, and will join with them in helping to push the old Gospel on to its intonded end. Tne Rev. DnwBon will deliver his first ser mon nt tho Free Methodist church, corner Richmond nnd Hudson streets, on Sunday. May 29th. Sunday school begins at 10 o'c bck. nrenching following at 11: class meeting after the sermon. Now 'we ns a church cordially ask any and all fonom nntions or creeds to como and join with us. Wo heartily in vito you nil to como and henr this young man of God tell us why he is doing the great nnd noble work of tho Lord. Re ported. M it n s S A i i. o k II a t s. R O G K R S CHERRIES To all our old customers we wish to nnnouiice that we have again been Mrlected to represent the 'Oregon Pocking Co. in this district. List your crops now; the fr.iit market is not ns bright ns it might be. Only a limited nmount of fruit will he canned tills year. We will tukc cure of nil our old customers, ns well ns the n,w ones. Watch the Review for new develop ments. See us at once so we can inform the company how much fruit to expect from St Johns. Gasser's Express 202 N. Jersey St. Phone Office Col. 824 ResidenceCol. 377 One or more misguided rascals effected an entrance into this office Tuesday night by prying open the back window. Anout two bits in change, which is as much as tho money drawer us ually contains, va3 taken by prying the drawer open. A pair if glasses belonging to Mr. ver ion, who is employed at this ifllco, was also taken. Besides ipilling a bottle of purple indeli ble ink, mus3ing over a box of old dust powder, and scattering some papers nnd straining some ocks no further damugo was noted. The party making the raid was imnmbly a youth and of low mentality at that, else he would have known that & money drawer in a printing office is only a bluff and other valuables only a dream. At least such has been our experience artcr many years of faithful in vestigation. Wo imagine tho foolish youth experienced some difficulty in removing the indel ible stumping ink from his fin gers and the gold dust from his clothes. If the next nocturnul visitor will notify us in advance wo will probably arrange to leave the door unlocked and join in the search on a fifty-fifty basis. A field meeting of the Multno mah County Beekeepers' Associ ation will bo held at 721 Oswego street, St. Johns, May 29 at 1:30 p. m. E. II. Bauer, county bee inspector for Multnomah county, will lecture nnd demonstrate on all tho newest and latest methods of caring for and hnndling bees. Foul brood in its different stages will be shown and special in structions given ns to how to cure it and clean it up. This will bo an educational meeting nnd beekeepers and those inter ested in bees aro specially invit ed to attend. Pnnmnn lints 51.50 up. R O O I? R S The following will be the G.A. R. program for Memorial Day: Members of Gen. H. B. Cornp son Post, No. 22, G.A.R., II. B. Compson W. R. C. No. 32, and Peter A. Porter Circle Ladies of tho G. A. R., will visit Williams, George and North grammar schools and James John high school on Thursday afternoon at 52 o'clock. On Friday at 2 p. m hey will visit tho Portsmouth,. Peninsulu and Kenton schools. On Sunday at 11 n. m. they will attend the University Baptist church in a body. On Monday morning they will meet nt G. A. R. Hall at 9 a.m. Services at G. A. R. monument, opposite city hall, at 10 a. m. Memorial Dny oration by Dr. H. L. At kinson nt W. R. C. Hall at 11 a. ni. Dinner at xz lor u. a. k. people at G. A. R. hall. School children will assemble at Wil liams school on Monday at 9 n. m. to take part in parade. Chil dren please bring flowers Fri day aijd Monday. Tho following exercises take place at tho Sitton school May 2Gtb: "America." Bchool; flag salute, school; "Tho American Flag," Mary E. Stevenson, Elsie Ristau, Ednu Faxon; "Memorial Day." recitation. Grace Hnlberg: "Star Spangled Bunnor," school; t.Snnnln'n f Jntt vnhlirtr AHrlt-imii. Nelson Boomsluitcr: song. school; address by a member of tho G. A. R.;"Tho Blue nnd tho Gray," rcc. by Dorothy Young; five minute speeches by tho G. A. R. ; "Cover Them Over." ri'c. by Vera McCauloy. Tho usual annuul luncheon will be served by the teachers of Sit ton school to the visiting mem bers of tho G. A. R. J E Bryan of Los Angeles hns purchased n residence at 913 Hudson street. Ho says ho tikes tho climato hero better than in Los Angeles. The Fraternal Boosters Just lay aside your business worries for a time nnd attend the business meetings of the Fratcrnnl Boosters. Wa should bear in mind the fact that our communities arc at stake, as well as individualities. It is our desire to have you cooper ate with us that wo may be able to work hand in hand in this great Btruggle for the better ment of all humankind nnd nil that is good. To do all essential to bring about eventualities ly ing dormant around nnd ubout us. that wc may accomplish things worth while. Tho ones tion nrises regarding tho ovent of 1925. In the minds of most every one this city hns the ideal place to offer for consideration. It would be most natural to think first of conveniences of gaining access to and from tho Fair. Our water nnd rail facilities would bo hard to excel, avoiding de lays in transit, providing oppor tunities for parking nnd camp ing sites, which, to tho tourist. would be most essential. A committee is working along these lines. It should not only be our duty, but our pleasure as Boosters of Portland to stand firmly behind them Hint suc cess may be tlioir reward, mo Booster band is also n decided success, as before stated, with seventeen members nnd others havo ngreed to assist in this work. It behooves each nnd every ono to acquire a. broader view of life, and the worldly goods at our command, to bo on the alert, ready to grasp the golden oppor tunities extended toward us, to do nil and daro all that we may accomplish tho one great end success. In tho amalgamation of the great Fraternities hero represented let us strivo to bring about, if possible, happenings to show us tho straight way to our goal, and tho accomplish ment of higher nnd greater things. We aro but creatures of tho earth, and in our broad and just decisions let us realize tho fact that hero wc must dwell, nnd not try to soar to a i i i . t icvei unattainable. lou aro ! hereby requested to bo present at each of our meeting nnd be come n Booster, if you aro not one, for a city, our city, that stands out iu glorious splendor ilUOMAH TH13ATUE TlmrsKUy nml l'rl.lny, May 2(1 and 27 Win. DeMllle'ft "MIDSUMMER MADNESS" A l'aratiiotiiit SR'cinl. Sflltinlity, Mny UStli SHIRLEY MASON In "Tint CURL Ol' MY HHAUr'-Kor, DANCING Every Thursday Evening at St, Johns Skating Rink Music by: D.O.K.K. Orchestra ADMISSION Gents 50c war,tax5c Total 55c Eudles 25c war tax 5c Total 30c Good Time Assured For All THE ST, JOHNS GARAGE Authorized Ford Service Sta tion. Complete line of Ford parts in stock. Tires, tubes and, accessories. Crank cases drained and flushed out and refilled with fresh supply of motor oil free of labor charge. -m CARS STORED Welding, Brazing and Ra diators Repaired. Woolley Bros. rbpnt Columbia 660. 216 North Jcrssy St. One hundred first class envel opes with your name and ad dress neatly printed on the cor ner for one dollar at the Review office. Additional 100 for 75c The postoffice department ad. vises the use of printed return envelopes. Patronize the home merchant. Don't send your printing out of town. W. A. CARROLL Real Estate Broker Own Your Home New Listings for your ins pection now on file at our of fice. Some fine bargains in homes both city and country. Phone Columbia 1285 301 N. Jersey St COR. BALTIMORE Dr. Herbert F. Jones CHIROPRACTOR 311 Norlh Jersey Streel Day Phone Columbia 97 Night Phone Columbia G90 Livery, Express and Baggage Prompt and Satisfactory Service It M. WALDREF 1001 Lombard St. Phone Col. 1400 PANAMA HATS $1.50 and $2.50 Most of these fine hot weather hats arc absolutely GKNUINK PANAMAS, among the lot you will also find the well known LEGHORNS, BANGKOKS & TOYOS j! which you will agree with me are positively bargains at the above mentioned prices and arc being sold at more than twice the price asked for by ROGKRS In many of the down town .stores. Com- ', ', parison of price and quality invited. Men's Chilly UNDERWEAR - 95 Cents MEN'S FINE DRESS SHOES $4.95 Boys' Scout Shoes, $2.25, $2.50, $2.75 Boy's Dress Shoes $2.95, $3.45, $3.95 KA-KH-KHA-KHAKI PANTS $1.95 up SHIRTS, HOSIERY, GLOVES Beautiful Four.ln-Hnnd Nekties 65c, two for $1.25 Hiking Pants and Coats for Mon and Women Work Pants $1.50 Cotton Gloves 15c, Two Pair for 25c GOOD STUFF AT THE RIGHT PRICE ROGE RS THE RAINCOAT MAN Bank of Commerce Building ST. JOHNS Open Evenings for nil that is Rood nnd just, nnd ; suii.iny. Mny 2i)tii St. Johns Undertaking Co. Thomas Grlcc, Alanagcr Office, Col. 527 PHONES NItht, Col. 299 208 N. Jersey St. PREE USE OP CHAPEL AUTOAIOI3ILE HEARSE Night or Day Calls Promptly Answered Not a Branch office of any Portland Undertaking Co. LOW RUNT enables us to give our customers the benefit of Very I.ow Prices. Wc guarantee lower prices than you can get in the city Aetna's Five Star Pointer The Latest In Insurance A Combination Residence Policy which Insures you against BURGLARY, GLASS BREAKAGE, WATER T DAMAGE., LUbb Uf Ubt, LIAUILI I T ON PREMISES Fl'LL INFORMATION GLADLY FURNISHED PENINSULA SECURITY CO. "Everything In Insurance" 108 South Jersey St. Phone Columbia 161 ' "Say it with blowers" Have an Karly Garden this Spring by planting right now hard ened plants, Early Cabbage Plants, 2 Dozen 25c Head Lettuce Plants, 2 Dozen 25c Pansy Plants, Perennial Plants, Deddiug Plants, Hanging Ilaskets, Porch Hoxes and Tubs Pilled, Seeds, lite. Stfechett's Greenhouses 814 and 816 North Kellogg Street Phone Col. 401 LEWIS CALDWELL LEADING BAHBEK The tlace where tiood service ana courteous treatment prevail. Children's nair cuilliiK receive special attention, 109 BURLINGTON STREET DEARING'S For Fine Chocolates Ice Cream, Tobacco and Cigars 311 South Jersey Street Frank A. Rice LAWYER Office 107 N. Jersey Street Phone Col. 887 Residence Col. 398 continue Booatiiiff. Wc ulso wish to remind you that the third Wednesday of each month will continue to bo an open meet- ing, niioruintr enjoyment :or all. Join us nnd help: there will be no regrets. Publicity Manager Frnternnl Boosters. A man was found done! in the Withlncoohee river who commit ted suicide under the conviction that ho was his own grandfa ther. Ho loft the following let ter: "I married a widow with A grownup daughter. My father visited our house very often, fell in lovo with my stepdnugh tor und married her. So my fn thor became my flon-in law and my stepdaughter mv mother, hu. cause she wns my father's wife. Some time afterward my wife had a son. He was my fnther's brother-in-law, and mv uncle, for ho was the brother of my Btop mother. My father's wife, i. e., my stepmother had it son. He wan. of course, my brother nnd in the meantime my grandchild, for ho was the son of mv dauirh- ter. My wife wits mv irrnnflmo. titer, becnuso sho wns my moth er's mother. I wns my wife's iiusonnd and grant ch hi nt tho snmo time, and as tint htmtmiwl of n person's grandmother is his grant father, I am my own grand father. Exchnngo. MONTE BLUE In "TIM KHN- TriKiANS" by John Ho, Jr. Motility, May !?0th Dei-nrutlim l).iy Open at U-.ilO, con II minus, j, DOROTHY GISH In "t'l.YINO l'AT" I'nrrttiiotint. Also etui of Sa riiil nml n ow comedy. Tuesday, Mny 31st Same show us Monday. Weilnvftlny, June 1 a CONSTANCE TALMADGE "MAMMA'S Al't'.UK." Thursday nml Friday, June 2 nml 11 CIMRLIE CIMPLIA "THE KID" In ix blR nets. The bluest ilrnwliiK card o( the yenr. AMERICAN SHOE SHOP 110 S. Jersey SI. All (lint the iininc implies, AMERICAN I:dw. Coiumnt, Prop. Till: WINNING NUMBER FOR LAST WEEK 1 1 76 Save your tickuts they ate good for ON 15 VI5AK To Sole nnd' Heel is our appeal Gifts That Last" Gifts for Weddings, Qrmhmtes nnd IHrt Inlays A Gift from our store for the Hride or Graduate in it lasting reminder of the Giver all through Life. For the June Hride, Wedding King time Is bore. Will it he the I'lnlu, Solid Gold King Simple token of I.ove or will it be one oi the lleautiful New DeHigim. carved with u Wreath of Grunge HlosiioiiiH, Ilridttl Rose or l'our l.cnf Clover? $G 00 to $12 fiO. See our New Diamond Kngageinent King. $B0 nnd up. Ifor the Graduate we have Wrist Watches, $115.00 to MB. Mens' Watches, $12 BO to 78.01). I'ountaln lim $1 m to $12 00. Km Sharp I'ciielU $1 to p!i 00. I'cnrlH S7.fi0 to $7fi 00. Agnte Kin and Uvnlbr n no to $10.00. We'haven Splendid Stock of Hawked Cut Gluw, Community (Mate and Rogers Silverware. 1 We would be pleiiKwl to have you step iu and uxainiue Ol'K COMM.HTIt STOCK. BrunswicK Phonographs and Records JUNU RI-CORUS NOW ON SALU W. M. TOWER WATCH MAW lilt A SI) HWISLIilt 107 Philadelphia St. St. Johns First Class Grocery Stock For Sale in St. Johns Good Location, Good Business and Clean Stock $2700 Takes It Why Work For Others? Address ,,K" care of Review OHioo gatton Ranch Qairy Buy Pure Milk Direct From The Farm The Dairy is under stric t supervision of the City Health Department and the Cows are tested for tuberculosis every six mouths. Phene Col. 321 fr orders