ST. JOHNS REVIEW St. Johns Ideal Place for the 1925 Fair St. Johns Ideal Place for the 1925 Fair VOLUME 17 ST. JOHNS, PORTLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 25, 1921. NUMBER 20 Appoints Pair Committee Editor Review: Pursuant to n motion made and carried at a meeting of the Community Club March 1st that the chair an point a committee to confer with and place before the chair. mnn and board of directors of the 1925 Fair the advantages of the i'nntnsuia, located as it is between the two great rivers of Oregon, unsurpassed for ts nat ural beauty, with its lakes and lagoons, its high promitories' all that could be desired to make it the most attractive and won derful place in the whole North west for so grand an alFair as tno Fa r will he 1 have ta ken the liberty to place on that committeo men whom 1 know have the confidence and esteem of the community as well as city: Thos. Autzen, chairman; 11. W. Bonham, J. N. Edlefsen, C C. Currin, Dr. S. A. Muikey, F. P. Drinker, A. E. Jones, F. 0. Knapp. II. W. Ormandy, W. E. Hollenbcck. T. J. Monahan, Chairman. The Bachelor Club is the latest entry into the Held of baseball, having decided to organizo a team with Fred Marlett as man ager. The team will bo built around such players as Nelson, the Poll ami Lind brothers, Sundstrom, Whelan, Lnraun, Smith, Thygson and Mueller. With this likely looking lineup to start the season, Marlctt shoald experience little difficul ty in producing n winner from tho Htart. Several prospective out of town xames have already been arranged, as it has been decided to play independent ball. An Illinois man recently lost a fine Holstein heifer and ofiercd us a reward for its return a good drink of whisky. Tho next day twelve heifers were brought in. Flour, Grown and Olympic 49 ib. sack at store $2,50 Scratch Feed ,o pod at store $2,80 WIlBat 100 Pound Snck at Store - - $2,90 Alfalfa Hay Ton Lots at Store - - $23.00 Corn, Oats, Barley, Mill Run, Egg Mash, Coal, Lime, Cement, Shingles, Nails, Paints, Etc. AT REDUCED PRICES, Peninsula Mercantile Co. . 670 W, Lombard St. Phcae Cel. 795 HiP:i:UH:t'.7.:Kii I Portland Manufacturing Co. -MANUFACTURERS OF- Panels, Berry Boxes, Coffee Drums, Ex celsior Grape Boxes, Egg Case Stock, and all kinds of Veneer FACTORY, FOOT OF RICHMOND STREET The Fraternal Boosters Men are not perfect, never can be. no matter how pure and wholesome they may bo in de sign and worth, are but the creatures of men, and therefore imperfect. The true fraternal spirit is not realized by mere temporary association with its pleasures and business duties. The best satisfaction is the ex perience of the one who, at some sacrifice, has done that which benefits his fellows and tho best acknowledgment and reward for such an act is to be found in the sincere appro ciation of the favor on tho part of tho recipient. How much can I help my fellowmen.andhow much good in tho world can I do? is the highest and noblest aspi ration of humankind. This is the concrete inculcation of tho Fra temal Boosters, and when this shall bo thoroughly appreciated by our membership, and this membership shall carry with them through lifo tho determi nation to glorify theso principles and precepts, tho Fraternal Boosters shall have accomplished its mission. Let us unite on these principles and put forth every effort to mnintain and promoto every movement for the betterment of our city and country, especially our immedi ate community, nlso to gather together each Wednesday even ing at the Mooso Hall, St.Johns, for mutual counsel regarding the foregoing principles. Also bear in mind that wo will have a social one meeting night of each month. You aro cordially invited to attend our business meetings as well. Publicity Manager. One of life's inconsistencies a mouse, is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of a woman, and a woman is afraid of a mouse. -Ex. Easter Greetings CHRISTIAN CHURCH OSWEGO AND CENTRAL Dr. Herbert F. Jones Minister Buy Coal When Cheapest That is good economy and good butiuess. At Easter, when spring is coming, coal is comparatively low in price, and plentiful. An excell ent reason for order ng from us now. Call us up and place your order to day. THE COAMUNITY CLUB The Community Club will meet next Tuesday cvenine in Y. VV. C. A. building. A largo at tendance is desired, as there aro matters of importance to be act ed upon. Make it a point to at tend. Following: is the Membership Committee of the St.JohnB Com munity Club: Deano H. Know lea, chairman; Miss Gretchen Cormnny, S. L. Dobie, Mrs. M. B. Green, A. E. Jones, Dr. L. J. Kelihcr, Mrs. E. Gerts, V. J. Larson. Dr. S. A. Muikey. Mrs. Manda Philippi, J. A. Riley, Grace V. Tate.E. J. Whelan.Mrs. C. H. Thayer, Mrs. L. P. Has kins, Prof. W. T. Fletcher, Bcr tha Montcomery. Now mem bers nro coming in at n pleasing rate. A membership of one thousand is hoped for this year. The Grant Smith company has the contract for construction of tho tho moorings for the now dry dock adjoining tho present dry dock near tho cooperage plant. The new dock will havo a lifting capacity of 15,000 tons and will bo one of tho most mod ern and best equipped of tho floating docks on the coast Each pontoon will bo supplied with two ten thousand gallon pumps ntid it is estimated by the dock engineers that a vessel will bo lifted in less than thirty min utes. Machinery must bo in stalled and in working ordor by July 1st. The fivo pontoons havo been completed at tho Corn foot plant. Barefoot Sandals for Mammy's bov. Those real tough solos will give him joy HOGEKSHASIT. House slippers 95c-KOGERS. EASTER GREETINGS ARROW COLLARS New ARROW COLLARS, just received, The fat man's neck will be relieved; The latest ones arc a whole lot lower The price stayed up, nud it makes me sore. AlEN'S EASTER BONNETS At my men's Easter Doiinctsyou should look They fit your face and pocketbook; You'll feel so dressed up all the while, Iu oue of my lids you'll be in style. SILK NEKT1ES v Raster Silk Tics by the peck, To adorn you fellows' neck; Those narrow kuit ones are a scream The kind of which the ladies dream. GARTERS We must not forget the Paris Garters Of the bargains I have this isn't a starter; Guess they brot them back from France, On the ones made in Boston, I'll take a chance. Men's and Boy's Real Leather SHOE GOOD STUFF AT THE RIGHT PRICE ROGERS M of tomtit mi St. Johns Undertaking Co. Thomas Grlcc, Manager Office, Col. 527-PHONES-Nhjht, Col. 299 208 N. Jersey St. FREE USE OF CHAPEL AUTOMOBILE HEARSE Night or Day Calls Promptly Answered I.OW RKNT enables us to give our customers the benefit of Very Low Prices. We guarantee lower prices INSURANCE We write all kinds of insurance, and lelieve we can give the people of this community insurance service as good or better than any agent in the city. INVESTMENT We have choice securities on hand at all times to net an investor seven and eight per cent, SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES ' Our safe deposit vault is fireproof, and is protected with a 4 thoroughly modern burglar alarm system. Boxes $3.00 to $5.00 per year. PENINSULA SECURITY CO. ' 108 South Jersey St Phone Columbia 101 tMHHttMMrMM, Tho New Quartette Every one used to believe that it was necessary to go to Europe to hear good music and that a great amount of hard work was essential to a musical unucuuon, but it has taken the St. Johns Lyric Quartetto to show the city of Portland that ono can hear perfect harmony by spending a tow moments in me at. Jonns Shoo Shop, where tho Lyricers Lyric and waroie. The uuar tetto takes great pleasure in renderinir any selection their lis teners may request, and what they may lack, in technique they always make up for in volume and tho audience may be certain that their interest will be held during the entire rendering of their repertoire of latest hits. Their greatest success has been in the original manner they make sublime harmony in "The Old Mill Wheel," a now hit com posed by the Skamania Academy of MubIc Tho Quarretttf is com posed of tho two Bailey Broth ers, Mr. LouIb Cogan, Professor Emit Brownstono of Scappoosc and Mr. David Cogan of this city. Mr. Frank Builoy conducts the Quartette and is conceded to be the best instructor in this line in thostatoof Oregon. Mr. Bailey is ever willing to aid any student of vocal culturo who Ib willing to put forth an effort in their own behalf. Ho con tends tbat it is almost absolutely necessary that one have a musi cal voico if they would attract favorablo attention, although he says thnt some people have such a forcoful personality that they can away their hearers to such an extent that they forget the defects in tho voice of the sing er. "Wo make no such clainiB," sId Mr. Bailey, when asked about the personality of the Quartette. "We always depend FINE DRESS SHIRTS Fine Dreys Shirts, one fifty up, Get one of these and you're sure in luck; ..The patterns are good for young or old, Come get yours quick they'll soon be sold. SHOES, HOSIERY Socks that wear for ever more. Prices right and colors gulore; Iliislncss rushing iu the store, Piles of SHOKS at ROGF.RS store. KA KA KIIA KHAKI PANTS Minnie, who stuttered, told Tommie dear, There's a rip in your pants I surely fear; Go down to ROGF.RS Don't taken chance, Get a pair of his real stout KII KA KIIA KHAKI PANTS. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE Providing you deliver the goods. He who has something to sell, And whispers softly down a well; Is not so apt to get the dollar, As he who climbs a tree to holler. THE RAINCOAT MAN ST.JOHNS Not a Hranch office of any Portland Undertaking Co. than you can get in the city Will Meet Tonight, Friday The regular meeting of tho American Legion, St. Johns Post No. 88, will bo held in the St. Johns Bachelor Club hall Friday evening. March 25. at 8 d. in. All ex-service men arc cordially invited to attend. 1'. P. Bug bee, Commander. on perfect harmony to enthrall our audience and up to the pres ent time every one who has ever heard us sing has remark ed that they havo never heard anything thnt can compare with our Quartette." Tho Lyric Quartette is advertised to sing at the St. Johns skating rink un der the nupsices of the Portland Police Department at somo fu ture dute. and it will be of spe cial interest to all lovers of gooo music to learn thnt some of the Quartette's original composi tions will bo rendered for the first time in this cltv. Tho Po- licu Department has already per fected the plans for tho enter tainment and have made the announcement that they will be prepared to deal in a summary manner with any one who cre ates n disturbance during the concert. lienor tod. This ad nno 10c good for ono Jazz Cnp-ItOGEKS. Silent contempt is the noblest way n man can exnrcsB himself when the other follow is big ger. Children's heavy nlny suits 95c KOGI2HS for stockings. Open Evenings "Sai it. with 7owcrs" Caster Lilies! Easter Lilies! Kxtra fine plants, please make your selection early, supply is lim ited, plunts can now be seen iu full bloom at the greenhouses, Cabbage and I.vttucu plants ter two iluieii 25c MasUxIon I'Mimy iilunta per iloz W)c l'or-Kct-ine-not ilunt t loz fOc Outdoor rriinroMis jwr dot , W)c I.nrfjf Double Dulses cr. !u 25c ett's Greenhouses 814 and 8IG North Kellogg Stre.t Phone Col. 401 LEWIS CALDWELL LEADING BAKBEK The jilace where gooJ service ami courteous treatment prevail. Children' hair cuttiuK receive ipeclal attention. 109 BURLINGTON STREET Frank A. Rice LAWYER Office 107 N. Jersey Street Phone Col. 887 Residence Col. 39ft " DEARING'S For Fine Chocolates Ice Cream, Tobacco and Cigars 311 South Jersey Street WORK PANTS $1.95-KOG-ERS. To the 'People of St. Johns Let us ask ourselves tho ques tion, what aro wo going to do in regard to tho Bell phono and its service? Aro wo going to set nt our desks and every time thnt a little thing comes along that is going to cost a few dol lars, and then for a big concern liko tho United States Phone company. Wo might just as well term it as such, for it really is ono of tho lnrgestmonoymnk-l ing propositions in our country, and would any sane man or per son or persons consider it jus tice to the people nt this critical time to want to take tho advan tage of the peoplo to ask such an unreasonable rent for tho small privilcgo of what a phono may do now according to the price, asked. I hope that tho peoplo nro awnku to tho fact that tho Boll Telephone Co. cares noth ing for you, or neither do they caro, or either nro thoy concern ed what expense you may ho to. just as long ns thoy can get jou and 1 to come ncrosB with what ever thoy may nsk or tux us with. Right hero 1 nsk tho question: Why is tho Boll Phone stock so high priced on tho mar ket? I nnswur, because it is a big dividend payer. Then why docs the company keep raising the rent? Tho more rent tho greater tho dividend, don't you see? You ask what is tho price of tho stock? Ono hundred and two dollars a share Now I am not at nil clubbing tho Bell Phono stocks. Oh, no, not in tho least. All 1 regret is this: I'm sorry that I do not own a few hundred shares. I would consider it worth two or three times what it is worth now, if thoy can mako this thing slick; and that is this, by raising our rent on tho phono thirty or forty conta on tho dollar. Again wo will say, Micro is no doubt all tho larger concerns can well afford to pay tho price now asked, and prob ably is meant for such, but there is n whole lot of us who will con sider tho price now asked is merely n stick up.andwlll roftiue to pay. Again, tho company uses tho tonn our tnxos is so high. Think of it. $100,000 dol lars, and wo nro forced to somo means or tho other in order to save ourselves. 1 might say al so my taxes aro 10 times ns much this year as they worolaat year. I ask tho question, would that not provo to you my nssets would bo much greater? I say get nway from such delusion. Can't you sco what this means? Watch tho great dividends com ing across in tho next few years to como, providing thoy can mnko this stunt stick. Again I ask becuuso my taxcH tiro much higher this year can 1 uso as a lovorago an oxctiso to tho city or county my taxes are ho high I cannot pay them and I nsk you to help mo by reducing my taxes this year, what do you suppose would bo tho answer? Why thoy would sell mo out for 30c nnd toll mo tho other fellow would pay it. 1 might say this: We no doubt could learn somewhat along tho The Brunswick W. M. TOWER WATCH MAUlSli AXU .inr5i7Ji BURLINGTON HOTEL 720 Burlington Street, St. Johns. Under New Management NEWLY RENOVATED Nearest Hotel to all Ulver Industries. We rcspectftrily solicit a share of your patronage. Clean rooms and well cooked meals ottr'specialty. lines of the Bell Phono by mak ing a littlo inquiry from our Bistor country, called Canndn. At one time Canada was surely pretty strict with tho Phono Company. They surely told them where to head in at. There is a lot of these city corporations Bure getting in tneir lever work such as taxes and street railway transportation. 1 say, for tho sake of humanity, where next will Hie poor working man get off at? I predict his next jump is in the poor house or off tho earth, I will say, for one, it is high timo for tho people fcn nwako, and begin to protuct themselves, for now I any the wolves aro at your door. This setting back nnd letting the big follow put it all over you, or in other words, over us. 1 sny again, the Great God havo mer cy on the poor. 1 say again, look, look, look I The papers aro filled with If I, suicide and de bauchery by, I Bay, being drove to a short cut to tho grave, by some foul means or the other, or somo big graft being put over them. Hero it is in n nutshell. I say grafters and push nnd drive corporations. I say, as one of untold millions of poor people, if such will continue to exist, wo will havo to tako mut ters to the God head of our coun try, called the trovcrnmcnt of our people, or wo will all perish and go down to perdition. Pleading for all concerned, W. T. Hnrt ford, 403 N. Jersey street. Fine White Salmon orchard for sale; will tako St. Johns proper ty ns part payment, balance on good terms. Tho orchard com prises ton acres, all in hunr lug with best varieties of tip ples. Trees ten years old; splen didly located; on main rond and close to school. Big crop expect ed this year. Small buildings on place. For particulars call at this olllce. MULTNOMAH .THE Thumlny and 1'rliUy, Mntcli 21-25 A l'tlic Sncclul from the book, "HAM' A CIIANCIC," III 7 reel. Saturday, March 20 TOM MOORE l "DUDS," CuUU wjii. titmdiiv, Match 27th Golilwyu .Sxcial, "IT'S A OKKAT MPH." A very lenfiiK otimwly drama. Monday and Tnuwliiy, March 88.90 BRYANT WASHBURN " "IHIK. OI.AR 1'ROOl'" I'arainouiit. Ywh will llkn till one. Alio Serial No. , Wedutttday, March Mill r.oldwynHidid,"MIU58TONIW." All .Star cat. Thursday and 1'rlday, March 31-Apr. 1. A ncvcu reel I'athu Klxttlul, "Til It MONItY CIIANOItUS," fontmlng I,on Chiucy, Hoy Kttmart and Hole crt McKIm, Saturday. April 'I MADGE KENNEDY In "A lll.0O.MING ANOKJ,' OaMwyii. .Sunday. April a WANDA HAW LEY l "I'OOU I'OK KCAN1)I."-Kealart. Brings the rccordod music of the world with overwhelming advan tage Different and bet ter. 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