St. JOHNS EVfPXX ? Jl JLw Y Y VOLUME 16 ST. JOHNS, PORTLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST 13, 1920. NUMBER 40 A AVost Enjoyable Occasion Tho Rebeknhs and Odd Fel lows of St. Johns held their an nual picnic at Columbia Park August 8th, with a very Rood attendance Ihe lunch, which was admitted by tho most criti cal to be just grand, was served by the Rebekahs In family style, and judging by the way some of the Odd Fellows hung around the table (we are not mentioning any names; everything was Ut) to snuff. After the lunch a basoi h onn ball game was iilnycd, Rebekahs (barred on account of overweight. Haines.in an attempt to ward off defeat, threw herself bodily for ward in n desperato slide for Ihe tape. But she misjudged the distance and her outstretched fingers were still four feet from the line when she brought up. Mrs. Joe Burroughs was given tho verdict. She sure covered the ground, acting as though a process server was after her with an order to cook dinner on a hot afternoon. All the entrants were slightly under the weight limit of 300 pounds, as they had reducing so as not to be The Price of Sugar The price of sugar's truly vi ciouswe're rationed at the place I board; the little sacks the grocers dish us cost more than tailors "can afford. They give us many n iar-ietched reason why sugar calls for so much kale; but little does their logic season our coffee, ten or homo brewed ale. A lot of reasons will not sweeten the pies on which the workers .feed, and so the pastry must be eaten so sour it makes men's bosoms bleed. And nil Let Something Good be Said When over the fair name of friend or foe The shadow of disgrace shall fall; instead Of words to blame, or proof of so and so, Let something good be said. I. G. H. Y. Club Aleets The semi-annual election ofl oflicors of the I. G. II. Y. Club was held at the monthly busi ness meeting in the Y. W. C. A. I Club rooms last Mondny even ing. Alma Rnssi was elected . - - I I I i I 1 I io succeed nursen as president; Forget not that no fellow being' jjentrlco Basie to succeed Agnes vet i incent,as secretary and treas- Mnv fnll sn lnw. but lnvn mnv urer: Faith Smith to succeed opposing Odd Fellows, and the -This accounts for the fact that5"0 .reasons are but joshing, sent uoDOKnns winning yy io z4. Thoi HmiV th u. nt nnitn no fn score should have been larger, ln3 expected. Plans ure already but umpires Tooley and Bur-I under way for another picnic in roughs evidently hnd dust in the near future. Winners in the their eyes wli n they declared rnrn: r.lrln nmW in vrnr. under 10 year?, under 10 uoys un ineir eyes wn n tiiey declared races: Girls under ' some of the Rebeknhs out, when Norma Froi; girls under they weren't out at a I. Mrs. .Cecelia Hruzn: Irya 1-rod Haskell was heard to say.ycnrs, Floyd McGinis; that Charley Tooley was a mean old thing for calling a third Btrike on her when sho wnsn't looking. Soveral of tho Rebek nhs were slightly injured, but with one or two exceptions stny cd with it to tho finish. Mrs. Joe Burroughs was slightly in jured when she made n wondc- fu slide to third base. Miss Davy, charming loft fielder, had a very good dav at the bat. scoring five runs, but did not do so well in the field, as she in sisted on taking a nap while on duty in tho field, with the result that several tallies were rung up by tho Odd Fellows which might have been prevent ed. The gamo was repeatedly delayed by tho tactics of Frod Haskell, first baseman for tho Odd Fellows. At least three different times ho eft tho ini tial snck unguarded, and after a lengthy senrch was found chat ting with u bunch of tho ladies (his wife not amongst them). Pitcher Ilantz's work was not up to the standard; we don't think ho hnd his mind on the game. He was called down sev eral times and told to make his dates after tho gamo. Catcljcr Walt Norono electrified the largo crowd by dashing madly back wards after a high foul and miss ing it. It would ha o been n won derful play had ho mado it. After the game tho races were held, with soveral records brok on. In tho fat ladies' rnco Mrs. dor 1G, Howard Newgent; ladies 1G to 20, Lucy Thomas: married women, Mrs. Guy Boyd; frco for all, men, L. R. Pratt; free for all, women, Mrs. Guy Boyd. Ju nnitn Ketch. Beth Johnson, Opnl Jenkins, Vera Lewis and forth to cheer us when we dine: they'd all lose color in the wash ing and shrink if hung upon the line, borne lat old skates are profiteering, so we lack sugar at our meals, and from our anguish they arc clearing all Kinds of doubloons, bucks and wheels. Some human hogs aro busy rak ing unholy profits to their trough, while wo our bitter drinks are taking, and asking where we'll all Ket off. My aunts through all tho days are weening, my nieces nil the house with wails. V'IM UVIirtlllOi T Will M40 (UIUI.I . . , . Mindn Lewis were bunched so'110.? kn?w tl,e...tc.n' )vMF. 1 now closely in their race that the prize money was divided among them, as was a so dono in th race by Kllen Brooks.Fcrn Flute, Frances Jones. Ellen Norcnc nnd Marie Clausen. Cccelin Hruzn nnd Ellen Brooks won the three legged race. The entrants in tho fat Indies' race wore Haines. Beckmnn, Burroughs, Haskell and Lelnnd. with Bur roughs returned tho winner. Tho bnso ball lineup was as fo lows: Rebeknhs. Odd Burroughs catcher irmn Haskell pitcher Lawrence 1st base Leland 2nd base Haskell short stop Boyd" 3rd base Davy left field Bcckman ccntcrficld limit. right field Clausen sub fielder Fellows Norono Hnntz Ilnske Pratt Chancy Cobb Bcckman Gioh Murphy Chancy nnd Clnu3cn Reported. Belle "They Bay that mice invo very noor eyesight." Bau ah "Well, how is it that when they want to frighten nny ono GEORGIA RICH Studios 500 507 Columbia IIMk. 410 Ouvcko Street. Kct. C15 Aiusworth Av. 1'IAXISV 'mac mm riioncs Maine 3319 coiumhiu rri Wooillnwn 2(W2 Mrs. Frank A. Rice Toitohvr oV Dunning Sehool of Improved Music Study Studio 412 S. Edison. Phoit Columbia 3S9 ELMER SNEED Violin Instruct! J) STUDIO, 215 N. Syracuse Street l'lioiic Columbia 302 Mrs.BerthaC.Burdick (Licentitate of the Royal Academy of Music, l,ouuon.; Teacher of Piano 1957 Hodge St. Phone Col. 87a Phone Columbia 379 Res. Columbia 1 131 Dr. F. P. Schultze Physician and Surgeon Room 4 Peninsula Dank Building Dr. L. F. Pickens DENTIST Office Hours 8 to 12 A. M. 1 to C P. M. IJvenings 7 to 9 Peninsula Bank Bide. Office riiune Columbia uS3 FOY'S St.JohnsFair Store Highest Quality and Lowest Prices Toys a Specialty 207 N. "Jersey St. Phone Col.839 DEARING'S For Fine Chocolates 'ce Cream, Tobacco and Cigars 311 South Jetsey Street Davis Barber Shop ood BATH ROOMS S. tf. DAMS, Proprietor 108 Philadelphia St. Baths 35c Real Estate CENTRAL LOCATION Fifteen yean in the business in St. Johns. List your property with us. We make sale. S. C. COOK.402 N. Jersey. If you liavo friends, they should have your photograph. Your friends will appreciate and cherish just tho tort of pictures we make. The HOES STUDIO Opp. Central School QlkusoOpUiiis iyintii as' GO TO Happy s Pace 110112 Philadelphia Street for Soft Drinks of all kinds Confectionery and Ice Cream Light Lunches served Ladies especially iuvited. Everything iu first class condition and attractively arranged. CALL IN stteeninir. will tnstc kc tar and rusty nails. When will this carnival of shearing tho helpless victims have an end? When will tho swine now profitceriiiK to some stonu tollbooth humbly wend?- Walt Mnson. The Columbia Exchange oper ators nave u hridul shower in honor of Miss Actios Jonus n t thu homo of Miss Violn Dihhlo on August ttrd. The ovoning was i) o.isnnt v snout with mim singing, dancing nnd n mock wedding. AUsb Jones was the recipient of mnnv homitil'iil gifts. Those uresent wore: AIIHS03 Mary .lonos. Mnnrnrct Muck, von J ib c. Ida Too nir. Notny I.eland, Gladys Horry, Ivn Mollnrd. Anna Hendricks. udrey Patching. Mabel Pratt. Flossie Unrris.Genoviovi! Drawn. Vera Ilenaon, Inez King, Veneta Brown. Lconno Gllnin. Aitiioh Jones. Timely Tonic - Wear ROGERS' l.'MI,.,!.! .1 IJI....I ..l il... Mi ll uuiw i' iillia (lb WIU l, IV picnic nt Columbia bench this, Saturday, afternoon. May fall so low, but lovo may lift his head; Even the cheek of shame with tears is wet, If something good js sni(i. No generous heart may vainly turn aside In ways of sympnthy; no soul so dead ' Hut may nwakon strong nnd glor ified; If something good is said. And so I chnrgcyoby the thorny crown, And by the cross on which the Saviour bled. And by your own soul's hope for fair renown, Let something good be said James Whitcomb Riley. C. C. Rinirel. St. Johns ciirnr (leaier.has wiUcn over ti e United Cigar Stores Company's Agency. ns announced In his adv. else where in this issue, at his store at 111) N. Jersey street. Mr. Ringel stales that he prepared to meet nil demands for nny brands of United cigars at the snme prices which prevail In the MOO United cigar stores and agencies located in over four hundred cities throughout the United .States. Air. Rinuel will have the franchise for the sale of United Cigars, which guarantees customers better ci gars for the money than aro oth erwiso obtnlnnbh'. United Ci gars are of all types, Havana Seed, Havann Domestic, I'orto Rican, Manila, etc., in various sizes, from live cents up. The decision of tho United Cigar stores company to enter the field in St. Johns is regarded as an indication that the big united concern realizes the big future awaitiiu: St. Johns. It also nuts St. Johns in lino with the big ninntots or tho world. herself as reporter. Helen Rus Bel wns elected vice president. This oflice was unfilled before. as Alma Rnssi had succeeded to the presidency upon the resigna tion of the former president, Ruth Lnyton, who moved to Cor vallis. Plnns were started for anoth er camping trip and the girls who went on the last trip aro very onthusinstic nbout another one. ihe plans will uc complet ed nt the meeting next Monday ovening at Almti Rnssi's home. Como to that meeting, I, G. II. V. girls, and give us your ideas. Let's make this trip better thnn the last one if it is possible. Also at this meeting Viola Krey er nnd Lena Crump will be initiated. Our nttendnnce nt the meeting Mondny night was tho best for soveral weeks. Tho girls pres ent were: Agnes Vincent, Al ma Rnssi. Helen ICdniondson. Vi ola Krey or, Helen Russcl, nnd Fire on the West Side The burning of the Strange shingle mill, four dwellings, four bunk houses and a boarding house on tho Linnton road early Sunday morning wns replete with hair breadth escapes. Mr. and Mrs. S. A. Strange, father and mother of the mill owners, es caped with a few articles of clothing nnd household effects from one of tho houses. Sher man Craiton, who occupied an other dwelling, wns forced to jump in his night clothing. No ono else was nt homo in this house. Mrs. Caroline Denhnm, a cook, who was asleep in tho boarding house, had n narrow escape. 'lho fire ntarted from fiLTSil Saturday, August 14th Win. l'ox present "LEAVE IT TO ME" A koo.1 comedy drntim. SumUy. August 15th HERBERT RAWLINSON In "l'ASSKKS 1Y." from the hook. nn undetermined origin at about -1130 o'clock in the morning. The.W Monday mid Tuwdny, August 16-17-WM, DESMOND ln"TUIC IIKOADWAY COWllOY." Some picture. total loss is estimated nt about SCO, 000, the heaviest single item being a pile of shinirles worth $35,000. Tho plant was owned by S. Hnn Co. and leased to W. S.und C. S. Strange. The plant had a capacity of M0. 000 shin gles n dny and employed eigh teen men. Neither of tho own ers was present at tho fire, both of them having gone to C. S, Strange's ranch nt Kelso to oick berries. .'etlnitilny, August 18th ETHEL CLAYTON in "THH I.A1)I)1'.R 01' MHS." Thursday and l'ridav. AukuhI lt)-20 FRANK MAYO In -Tint Kill) I.ANlt." A North wood story. Two shifts nro being employed' on tho construction of the bulk: I'll I lllll IVIL'VLT. 11LMUI1 IVllHHL'l. 11I1II i . . . ' will be two of our old members who vis-' 2f.V "T "l. S c LWl ited us at this niectimr. Ruth nnd Porn Lnyton. Como on. u iris, we've been "in business" just a your. Let's maKo this year better than last. We have lost some good members and we must got more to replace them. Who wants lo join? An- nlicntinns for membeiHhip mny no made to Almti Rnssi. presi dent, or to Heal rice Hasie, sec retary. Reported. "BOSS OF THE ROAD" UNION MADE Dress and Work SHIRTS Are Hard to Boat PANTS AND OVERALLS MEN'S SHOES Tennis Shoes, UNDERWEAR GOOD STUPF AT THE RIGHT PRICE ROGERS THE RAINCOAT MAN Bank of Commerce Building ST. JOHNS Open tas That St. Johns can rnisu thinirs out of the ordinary besides mam moth vegetables and marvelous yields of cherries, was evidenced Monday when I). PI. Gonsolus of booth I'osseiulon street brot into the oliice u ulunt eirg which wns laid by a While Leghorn of iMcrurlnnri strain, which mens u red ()4n8 inches. Tho hen wns 0 months and f days old when it laid this ogg, and began laying when only f months and 1 tlnys old. Don't forget.to wind tho cat, put out tho clock. nnd wear ROG ICRS' NIGHTSHIRTS. Furniture Repaired and uiiinxismti) 1'rire KcMMiiwhlv EDWARD liliOOKS, Hxnp Shop, ran . Ml" Cidumhiu lllv.l 1'icmh lllut k. i mil No. ! in un effort to have the I plant completed by the enrly part! I of September. Many applica-l tions for the use of these bunk-1 ers have come to tho public dock commission from shippers of phosphate rock from the Idaho' mines lo the Orient. As soon as the bunkers nro finished enor mous shipments of tho rock will no snipped monthly ns many as two nnd three big freighters loading phosphate rock here us their major cargo. Abstract. Pot Plants Vegetable Plants Cut Flowers Floral Designs Beckett's Greenhouses 814 and 8IG North KcIIorr Street I'honc Columbia 401 I'hoiif Cohiiuhlii m William C. Walker I'uhUo Avottimt nut Eiptrting, Auditing and SyiUmalUlnJ Sivcinl Attention l.tvca To KitiIiiK Kumll AenmiiU HUH Sinltlt A vvimv Xortlt YourMoney Readies Twice as far when you expend it here. For you not alone save on the price of the paint but you get an extra quality as well. Wo know it is easy to make such a claim but you'll find we make good in every instance. We gladly welcome any kind of a test you choose to make. Beyerle & Armstrong 420 N. Jersey St. Poff & O'Neil TRANSFER AND STORAGE Snuil iind drawl Cars with or without drivers for hire Daily Trips tu Portland Phone Col. 308 205 N. JERSEY SI Pulley & Zurclier Plumbing, llcntiiiK & Tinning We Repair Aluminum Ware I'honc Col. 1)2 a07.JuriMy lit, Mat. TTOHta7v. 1.V VAITU in THE li(DERTyiKER In his full appreciation of the dignity and delicacy of his calling Is essential to the peace of mind of Mirviving relatives and friends. Only one who by character, habits and personality can command this confidence aud respect, is fitted for the singular service. This business always has been, and always will be, conducted on the basis of this belief. St. Johns Undertaking Co. Thomas Grice, Manager Office, Columbia 527 PHONES Nhjht, Columbia 299 , 208 North Jcrsc) Street LEWIS CALDWELL LEADING BARBER The olace where irood service and courteous treatment prevail. Children's hair cutting receive special attention. 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