JOHNS REVIEW
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VOLUME 1G
ST. JOHNS, PORTLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST G, 1920.
NUMBER 39
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I walk beside the sea and
muse, among the surge lashed
. rocks; the Waves roll up and
: wet my shoes, and spoil my
green silk socks. It seems to
I me the oceans sound is one great
endless knell: its waters are the
battle ground of all that in them
I dwell. Like cannibals fish make
their meals of relatives that
pass; the swordfish fills itself
I with eels, the dolphin eats the
ybass. All fishes are avoiding
- foes by every futile means; the
I salted codfish briskly goes, pur-
suing canned sardines. I sense
Z an fcndless tragedy where'er the
breakers boom, the thrilling
epic of the sea, that tells of death
and doom. And if I bade the
i warfare cease, I'd simply waste
my breath; in vain I'd preach a
balmy peace to those whose trade
" is death. Until the end of stars
and suns the hungry fish will
slay; the big will chaso the little
ones, and stow the same away.
The- sharks would look on me
...111. ,!.!!. t.1.1 l.l I
wuii inirui, ur uiu iiiu umuiu
hence, just as the people do on
earth, when I talk peace and
sonse. And on the land as in
the sea red blood must always
flow; alack, alas, and woe is me,
that such things should be so.
Walt Mason.
If you want to be loved don't
contradict pconlo, oven if you'ro
sure you're right; don't bo inquisitive-
about the affairs of
even your most intimato friend;
don't underrate anything be-
causo you'don't possess it; don't
boltovo everybody clso is hup
pier than you; don't conclude
that you have never had any op
portunities' in life; don't believe
all tho evil you hear; don't ro
peat gossip.ovon if it docs inter
est a crowd; don't jcor at any
body's religious belief. Learn
to hide y.auraches and pains un
der n pleasant smile. Few care
whether you have thu earache,
headache, or rheumatism. Learn
to attend to your own business
a very important point. Do not
try to bo anything else but a
ganMoman or gentlewoman, and
that means one who has consider
ation for tho wholo world, and
whoso lifo is governed by tho
Golden Rule, "Do unto others as
you would bo done by." Py
thian Guest.
Children's Play Suits $1.25.
ROGERS.
GEORGIA RICH
1'IAXIST
TUA.C1I UK
Studio
C0G 507 Columbia l)U!tf
410 Oswego Street.
Kcj. 515 Alniwortli v
Mrs. Frank A. Rice
Totiohar oi'
Dunning School oT Improved Music Study
Studio 412 S. Edlton. Phoit Columbia 389
ELMER SNEEP
Violin Instruction
STUDIO, 215 N. Syracuse Street
1'lionc Columbia 802
Mrs.BerthaaBur.dick
(I.icentUnte of the Royal Academy
of Music, London.)
Teacher of Piano
1937 Hodge, St, Phone Col. 87a
Phone Columbia 379
Res. Columbia 1 131
' Dr. F. P. SchuKze
Physician and Surgeon
Room 4 Peninsula Bank Building
Dr. L. F. Pickens
DENTIST
Office Hours 8 to 12 A. M, 1 to C P. M.
Evenings 7 to 9
Peninsula Dank Bide.
Office Phone. Columbia n83
FOY'S
St. Jotins Fair Store
Ujtjhest Quality and Lowest Prices
Toys a Specialty
207 N. Jersey St. Phone Col-839
r
HEARING'S
For Ftrie Chocolates
'ce Cream, Tobacco and Cigars
311 South Jersey Street
Davis Barber Shop
DDd BATH ROOMS
! $. K. DAVIS, Proprietor
08 Philadelphia St. Baths 35c
; ReaIEstate
rENTJ&Ii Location . -
Fifteen year in the buslnei in St.
JohBsr -Li your propcrty-witfa ss. We
mike tales. S. C. COOK, 402 N. Jeney.
Sam A. Koxer, Secretary of
State, says: The belief has de
veloped in some sections of the
state that persons under the
age of sixteen years may, un
der certain circumstances, ob
tain licenses or permits to op
erate motor vohicles. Such- is
not the case. The Operator's
Law specifically prohibits tho is
suance of a license or permit to
any person under the age of six
teen years, whether or not such
person be the owner of motor
vehicle, and the same section
further enacts that "No person,
who is the owner or custodian of
any motor vehicle, shall permit
any person who is less than six
teen years of age to operate or
drive any such motor vehicle or
emulov nnv nerson to onernto or
drive any such motor vehicle
who ia less than eighteen' years
of age and a licensed operator
or chauffeur." In no part of the
law is there any authority giv
en to tho Secretary of State or
any other officer to issue to a
person less thnn sixteen years
of ago a license or permit to op
erate a motor vehicle, under any
circumstances whatnvcr.
Tho French minister of war
has issued his final statistics as
other fatalities during the war so
far as his country is concerned.
Tho exact number of killed is
1.3G2.872. Fmv of us have ever
seen that many men in our whole
li cs. None of us can imagine
whnt it would look- like to see
them all in a great field at one
time. Rut if one can imagine that
every man ho has oven seen in
his wholo life should be killed,
nml that a mountain hundreds of
feet high should be composed of
corpses, he would get somo idea
of this terriblo slaughter. It
would have required 3000 trains
to transport these soldiers while
they were living, in single file
they would have formed n col
umn more than 800 miles long,
allowing a space of only two
feet between them. At one time
wo had r0. 000 soldiers at Camp
Sherman and it seemed tho
wholo face of the earth for miles
around was covorcd with men.
Franco lost as many soldiers as
would have occupied 27 such
camns. Our reirimonts averag
ed about 3500 men. Franco lost
in killed nnd wounded 400 such
regiments ns ours.
riionct
Maine U319
Columblu 65t
Wood Uu ii 2012 ,
When friends
in
with tho
entertain tbm
music of the
Victrola
There's alwayb fresh in
terest in Victor Records of
the world's masterpieces,
aung and played by the
world's greatest artists; in
the latest popular songs;
and the newest dance
music.
There ore no "embarasa
ing momenta" when you
entertain with the Victrola.
EASY TERhflS
Currins For Drugs
ff3!&jVM. ..... M
Tho Mt. Scott Herald has the
followinc to say: While the lo-
cal paper is always boosting for,
its community, many people ne
glect to boost for tho paper. It
deserves a good word, just as
much as any other business of
the community. Many people
think it sounds smart to refer to
tho home paper as tho "rag, "etc.
Even some so-called business
men speak condescendingly and
even sneeringly of tho "little"
local paper, and apparently do
not realize mat wmie tney are
comparing it to the metropolitan
papers, mucn to ua discredit,
tneirown iittio business, com
pared to the. large down town
emporiums, is in exactly the
same class as the locnl paper.
Loyalty . toujour, town includes
the home paper, which always
boosts, if it is the right sort.
How would you. Mr. Business
Man, like to have somo one sneer
at your little store, and have it
said that your stock was "a
cheap John outfit," etc.? The
local paper is your best friend.
It stands un for your town.
Try spcaking a good word for it.
A big time is expected at the
Portland Woolen Mill Club pic
nic to be held at Crystal Lake
Park tomorrow, Saturday. An
interesting program of events
has been prepared, which in
clude base ball game, lunch,
100 yard dash, . ladies' CO yard
dash, Back race, ladies' potato
race, cigar race, f0 yard dash
for children under 12 years, race
for children under G years, three
legged race, relay race, blind
folded race, plo eating contest,
tug of war, Indies' ball throwing
contest. Indies' ball game, ladies'
CO yard swimming race, men's
100 yard swimming race, 220
yard swimming relay race, and
dancing will wind up the day of
pleasure and recreation.
Repeat orders come only from
satisiied customers. Wo have
customers who have been relent
ing for ten years. Currin Says
So.
Men's white Haiidkorchiefs
lCc, 2 for25c too thin to scratch
your nose. Honesty is tho best
policy. Who is KOGBltS?
Got Tanlac, tho wonderful con
structor, at Currins For Drugs.
Panama Hats
$2.00 and $2.50
They never saw the cnnnl but they ore rnttling good
values, most of them areGHNUINH PANAMAS.
NECKTIES $1.00
Washtles 25c, !15e, 3 for $1.00
Children's Piny Suits ,...$1.25
Men's Black Socks, White Feet 25c, G pair $1.45
Barefoot Sandals $1.75, $2.00, 2-25 nnd tip
Ladies' Khaki Hiking Breeches $5 00
Mens' " . " ;, ... $4,00nnd"$5l75
Leather Leggings ... ..$7 50
Khaki Pants ; . . . .-.$275 aml3.75
Work Pants 2.75, $3 25, $3 85 and $7,50
Work Shirts $1 25. $1.05, $1.85. $2,00, $2.25 anU $2.50
'1 it A .'i.UNG BAGS, SUIT CASUS
GOOD STUFF AT THE RIGHT PRIOR
ROGERS
THE RAINCOAT MAN
Balof.CcJiiwrcj Mki ST. JOHNS Open Evenings
St Johns Undertaking Co.
THOS. GRICE, Manager
208 North Jersey Street
Office, Columbia 527 PHONES Residence, Columbia 299
ylUTOflOBIlcE HMRSC
DAY OR NIGHT CALLS GIVEN PROAPT ATTENTION
"f tiisls not a branch of any city undertaker's
INSURANCE
A dependable insurance agency,
giving superior service.
Ail Lines of Insurance
PENINSULA
108 South Jersey St.
She Mas "No Occupation"
She rises up at the break of day;
And through her tasks she races;
She cooks the meal as best she
may,
And scrubs the children's faces.
While schoolbooks, lunches, rib
bons, too,
All need consideration,
And yet the census man insists
She has "no occupation."
When breakfast dishes all are
done. . i
She bakes a pudding, maybe:
She.cleans the rooms up, one by
one,
With one eye wntchinc baby;
The mending pile she then at
tacks,
Ry way of Variation.
And yet the census man insists
She has "nooccupation."
She irons for a little while,
Then presses punts for daddy
She welcomes with n cheery smile
Returning lass and laddie.
A hearty dinner next she cooks
No timo for relaxation,
And yet the census man insists
She ha9 "no occupation."
Elsie Ducan Yale.
' St. Johns Post of tho American
Legion met at St. Johns Library
Friday. July 30th. at 8 u m. with
n goodly number of ex-service
men present. A number of men
of this district who served their
Government in the late titanic
ntrugglo for Freedom are show
ng a keen interest in the new
Post, for t hoy-Tee mat an or
ganization witli n slogan like
ours l or uoil nnd Country"
is worthy of every eliort put
forth in its bchnir. One of its
many desires is to have a parade
on ne'tt Armistico Day. so tell
all Buddies to como to the meet
ing and talk it over August 13th
at 8 n. m. at St. Johns Library.
A. AI. warnor, Post Common
Hnr.
Wu use Oil i bb Chemicals and
uuy--rnaniiiiccuiicais in pro
scriptions. They have no stipe
riors. Currin Says So.
ROGERS sells RUBBER
FOOTWEAR for Men. Women
and Children. Liublo to rain
sumo day.
Tanlac at Gurrin's for Drugs.
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SECURITY CO.
' ' Phone Columbia 161
Communication
It is painful to know some
laboring men declare they will
cast their vote for Eugene V.
I Debs for president of the Unit
ed States. If dissatisfied with
1 tho regular nominees better stay
away from the polls than cast a
vote for one convicted of a crime
'against tho government. Think
! of Debs in the presidential chair.
'Who would his subordinates bo7
IHtrh minded men and
women
order?
who helieve in luw nnd
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r " J" I1"" MI,'",A,lr ""..:"
n vi m , i u! ;iWflS 8ijcnt in ainKintr, roaatinR
?rt. ), ""t?1.10 J5'YC iV80.1: woinios and telling stories
i witduii vii) mu wuat ui mv
would be less or
with radicals in
wages higher
higher
power? lliis;
t 1 f
ih nam pen piciuru; it is n mere
statement of facts undeniable.
voter, think it over carefully be
fore casting your ballot. You
would be the loser in the end.
People with money can livo
through hard times. Are you
prepared toolTcr yourself a mnr
tyr to honor your worst enemies?
Floyd Ramp of Koscb.irg was a
promising young lawyer, but ho
listened to tho voice of tho temp
ter nnd is now a convict on Mc
Neil's Island. At one time the
writer guarded prisoners on
MeNeil'B Island. To thu credit
of most of tho prisoners they
were loyal. One traitor to the
linn started to mnke a sneuch
within the prison walls and was
promptly knocked down by a fel
low prisoner. This was a viola
tion of prison rules, but thu pun
ishment was not at all suvere.
There appeared to be an uhwrlt
ten law justifying thu act. A
Paget Sound lawyer was serv
ing a term for aiding opium
smugglers, lie was an excep
lionally brilliant young man. His
friends wanted him to run for
district attorney after receiving
a pardon. This man had some
honor, lie said: "No. While I
do not beliu'o I was justly con
victed onu convicted of crinio
and then honored with a oosi
tion of trust would have a deter
rent etVect upon thu minds of
boys growing up into manhood.
it i am allowed to practice my
profession I am satisiied.'' A
few of tho hoys who followed
uio nag a lew months uiro are
dissatisfied and want to vote for
We Can't Figure Out
Why nny one will neglect
their eyes, when we fit glasses
nnd guarnutec satisfaction.
DR, W. J. GILSTRAP
Physician and Surgeon
ST. JOHNS, OKHOON
torn
Dr. Evart P. Borden
OHXTl&T
'ainloss Kx Unction of Teeth under
Kit rous Oxide Gas
Office Peninsula Hank hlilg,
Office phone Col. 026; rt, phone Oil. 477
Hour 9-12 h. in.; 1:30 5 nnd 7-H p. in.
Dr. Herbert F. Jones
CHIROPRACTOR
311 North Jersey Strcci
Day Pbonp'
Njf;ht phone
Columbia G00
Columbia 97
Dr. Samuel A. Mulkey
Office Rooms C, 7 mid 8
PENINSULA SECURITY BLDG.
Hours 0 to 12; 1;S0 too -I'.vciiIiik 8 to 0
M'A S. Jersey St.
SL JOHNS, PORTLAND. OREGON
Phone Columbia 930
Dr. Lewis J. Keliher
DENTIST
Peninsula Bank Bldg.
Office Phone Columbia 793
Have your teeth examined
Don't watt till they ache
Debs. Some of the boys did not
get n square deal, but Debs and
his followers could do nothing.
All honor to the boys who fought
for the flng,no matter what their
belief may be. But think it
over; you cannot nfford to be dis
loyal now when you wore ready
and willing to make tho su
preme sacrifice when duty call
ed. D. E. Vernon.
The gills of the I. G. II. Y.
Club went to Lalo Grove Inst
Saturday evening for a picnic'
and camping trip. They arriV'1
Saturday evening and
camp with tho aid of
' flashlights. Saturday evoninir
'.. f in iMimtiflr.v Sum nv
nnt,f in .,, tnuuUT nt.
3 I I . M I.
.11111 CO.
swimming and boating.
ti, .iinuf
lionular member of
tho party and one which
just
hnd to he carried was n thirty
pound watermelon. Como on,
you I. G. II. Y." girls' who did
not go. You don't know how
much fun you missed. Wo are
going to have another tr'p pret
ty soon. Plan to go. You'll not
ho sorry. Heported.
Work on tho James John high
school, which is heiug repaired,
is progressing rapidly. All four
walls are being rebuilt, follow
ing out orders of the school
hoanl. According to present in
dications of tho prouress of the
work, the building will probably
be ready early in October. Tho
children attending the James
John high school will be housed
for the first month of tho term
in other schools in the district.
I). A. Grout, city school superin
tendent, will make arrangements
so that the pupils may be accom
modated.
Mrs. S.V. Hodgo returned July
25th to her homo with her daugh
ter, ftlrs. G.H. Nickerson, M(i H.
Chicago street. She had been ill
at the Portland Sanitarium for
four weeks, but was improving
so little that she decided to ro
turn home. Her illness is tho
result of influenza, from which
she sullcred last Spring.
KOGBRS' SPECIAL Host G5c
GIovo on earth.
If it isn't an Eastman it isn't
a Kodak. Currin Says So.
RYDER L C01ANY
Architectural
And
Mechanical Drafting
Rates by Hour or Contract
.
I
02.1 South Deciitur
Phone Columbia 108
MOMMAS
Fine line of Vogan's Candies
ICE CREAM, SOFT DRINKS.
CONFECTIONERY, BUTTER,
CA IN
0;o.to Cvntritl Hoioo
lul. Monahan, Prop.
Furniture Repaired and
ItHl'IKJ&lllil)
f'rlcc KcM)iililc
EDWARD BROOKS, Fixup Shop,
m f27 Columblu lllvd View h Mock.
I'lione Cohimliiit R&R
William C. Walker
I'tihllo Auvomit tint
Eiptrllnj, Auditing and Sjtlennliilog
Spi-olnl Attention (iivi n To
KcL'iiiiK SiiiiiII Aciouuta
(1,'tiS Surj Avvtmu Xarth
LEWIS CALDWELL
LEADING RAHHEIt
The place where uood service nnd
rourti'ous treatment prevail. Children's
hair cutting receive special attention,
109 BURLINGTON STREET
Frank A. Rice
LAWYER "
Office in Peninsula Security Building
Phone Col. A87 Ruldenoa Col. 389
"j7r. weimbr
Transfer and Storage
Wo deliver Kooda to and (rom all parts
of Portland, Vancouver, I.iuutou and
stirroundlni; cohlitry, l'iaio und furnl'
Jure uQviii't I'hoiipCoJuinbitt b2,
100 Hast Iluriiligton .Street.
J. W. BOTTOM
Kalsoniining Painting
Columbia 873
607 . Allegheny St.
MULTNOMAH
THEATRE
Open Sundays 2:1C to
Momtnys nnd Saturdays open at 6lfW.
Other ilnys nt 7:00. ' ,s"
Snturdny, Auuit 7th ...tt
EDDIE LYONS unit LEE MOR
AN In "KVHRYTIIINC'BUT'TIU?
TKUTH"-tTniverMl. ThtHr first
five reel comedy dmtii.i. - t
- tT- , yit
Sunday, August 8th
J. WARREN KERRIGAN1 hi i
"THU I.OKI) I.OVK8 THIt .JR
1SII" -l'rttln-. Ynu will HHi
one.
Monday nnd Tuesday. Aumwl J nml 10
II1RRY CylRCY
In "HUMAN STtriM'" Universal.
Wcdiictday, Atij'ust 11th ,
ROOT. WARWICK I" '. 'TUN ,
TRIM 01' KNOWMipqywnm.
mount. mti
Thursday nnd l'rlday. Auguri 120H
WALLACE REID in ".SlGK-i IN
IltflV l'.iramount.
Your Money Readies Twice
ns far when you expend Mt
here. For you not alone
save on the price of thopaijit
but you get an extra quality
as well. Wo know it is easy
to make such a claim but
you'll find we mnlfu feoddin
every instance. We gladly
wolcome any kiud of a leat
you choose to make. .1
Beyerle & Armstrong!
-.ii
I20 N. Jersey St.
Pot Plants
M
Vegetable Plants
Cut Flowers
t
Floral Designs
Beckett's Greenhouses
814 and 8IG North KcIIorr
S&eot
Phone Columbia 401
GO TO
ii
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s
mm Philadelphia Sfreet:
FOR
Soft Drinks of all kinds
Confectionery
and Ice Cream
Light Lunches served
Ladies especially iuyilcHl.
Kvcrythiug iu ftrsL. class
condition and attractively
arranged.
CALL IN
Pulley & Zurclier
Plumbing, Heating & Tinning;
We Repair Aluminum Ware
Phone Col. W 207 9 Jeisey Stf
Poff & O'Neil
TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Sand ami Gravel Ui'
Cars with or without drivers for hire
Daily Trips to Portland
Phone Col. 308 206 N. JERSEY ST
Happy
Place