THE NEWSPAPER GUY
THE HEART'S DESIRE
C0A1MUNICATI0N
I bco a man pushing his way
through the lines
Of cops where the work of the
"fire fiends" shines.
"The chief?" 1 inquire -hut
a fireman replies:
"Gee, no. Why, that's one of
those newspaper guys."
1 ace a man walk through the
door of a show
Whore groat throngs are hlockcd
hy thesignB"S. K. 0."
"Is this man the star, that no
ticket ho buys?"
"Starnothin'. He's one of those
newspaper guyB."
I see n man start on the trail
of a crook
And ho scorns the police, but
brings him to hook.
"Sherlock HolmeaV" I inquire
some one scornfully erica:
"Sherlock II-. No; bo's one of
those newspaper guys."
I see a man sit in the soat of the
great,
And they nnk his advice upon
matters of state.
"A diplomat, surely." Hut to my
surprise
They toll mo ho'a "ono of those
newspaper guys."
And some day Til stand by the
gates of gold,
And see a man pass through
unquestioned and bold;
"Asaint7" I'll ask, and St.
I'oter'll reply:
"No, ho'a only a plain, honest
newspaper guy." Tho Yeoman.
J
Teach me that every sixty' To Editor St. Johns Review:
For Sale or Trudo for Vacant
Lot Equity in five room mod
ern liotiao near terminal; cash
or tornis. Call at thin office.
minutes make an hour, 1G ounces
make one pound and 100 cents
one dollar. Help me to live so
that I can lie down at niuht with
a clear conscience without a gun
under my pillow and undaunted
by the faces of tho3o to whom I
have brought pain. Grant, I
beseech thee, that I may earn
my meal ticket on tho square,
and in doing so may not stick a
...t it i i
gait wiiuru it uoea not ociong.
Deafen me to the jingle of taint
ed money and the rustlo of un
In the last issue of the Review
an article appeared under the
'heading of "Another Good Meet
ing," describing the organiza
tion of a community club. A
community club is something
that should hae the hearty sup
port of the people of St. Johns.
A bond of good fellowship can
be created and strengthened
through the meetings of our fel
low citizen in this way, and an
endloss amount of good could
no uouut result irom tno nssoci-
holy skirts. Blind me to the ation there with intelligent peo
fuults of the other fellow, but re, pie who consider tho interests
veal to mo my own. Guide me and welfare of the community
ao that each night when I look as well as their own intorests.
across the dinner tablo at my But why does tho club go on re
wife, who has been a blessing to cord as favoring tho tract of land
mo, I will have nothing to con- for a Park they call tho wooded
ccal. Keep me young enough to tract on the railway cut, directly
laugh with my children and to against the wish and will of the
lose myself in their play. And community, as over two thou
then, when comes the smell of sand of St. Johns' intelligent
flowers and tho tread of soft citizens nave already sinned pel-
slops und tho crunching of the itions to tho council asking for
bourse's wheals in the gravel the Caplcs tract for a park and
out in front of my place, make pluy ground as being the most
tho ceromony short and the suitauio anu most uoairawo as
epitaph simple: Here lies a for a community house and swim
man. MIchlgnn Tradesman. ming tnnK mere is ampio room in
una tract nnu lor an other pur-
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Wo desiro to thank tho M. W. : " .YBU L" "
floral offo durEhe i lino.. !lcc rL " 1
and death of our beloved bus- Jv m.Aii. ' t ' A "
Wo parents and citizens who
BONHAM &, CURRIER
The Store That Cares For You
EVERYTHING FOR MEN TO WEAR
Dry Goods and Shoes for Everybody
and Children.
Lighten tho house work and
buy Wife or Mother an ELEC
TRIC Washing Machine or Va
eiuitn Cleaner. Peninsula Elec
tric Co., 'lib N. Jersey streot.
llaukut Ball Shoos. ROGERS.
havo tho park intoreat at heart
only, want if play ground for our
children wlioro it is equally con
venient and within easy walking
distanco of all the different
schools and whero thoy can go
in safety and not bo lured uway
by tramps in a dangerous railway
We'carry a full line of Edison Blue cut.-cwjn.
Records and Disk Records to play on all u n0w appears
machines, a sn fn inn nf Phnnnrrrnnh cigaretto bin is not tho only
....otM111 trunk con
Necessities.
The STtradivara Sh
202 N. Jersey St.
Cloverland Creamery
Pasteurized Milk and Cream
"' 'i
Fresh Buttermilk Daily
Phone Columbia 659
I Portland Manufacturing Co.
MAN'l'l'ACTrKKKS 01'
Panels, Berry Boxes, Coffee Drums, Ex
celsior Grape Boxes, Egg Case Slock,
and all kinds of Veneer
FACTORY, FOOT OP RICHMOND STREET
jj Sunset Cash Grocery j
111 Philadelphia Street
Phone Columbia IMS
The Store that carries the bost high grade
goods and sells nt the lowest prices
Wo Deliver Free Your Every Order
that thu ant!-
cotiHtltutlontil amendment
which may be inflicted upon tho
voters at tho 1020 election, for
a meiiHtiro mis boon prepared
fixing tho IckaI rato of intercut at
I and (3 nor cont. As well
mijjht wo puus a law fixing tho
nrico or wheat at f0 and (0 cents
whilo tho rest of tho world paid
tho market price. Nationally
tho Oreiruii grown wheat would
ho shipped to tho point when)
the market urico was tm id Just
. . r
as tno man with nionoy to loan
would loan it whero ho not tho
beat rates. With Oreiron money
sent to states wIito a hiirhcr
rato of interest thnn the nro
nosod Oregon rato could bo se
cured ami wiui otit'Mdo money
remaining outsido for tho eamo
reason, we can casilv imagino
tho condition that would soon
confront industry and tho bring
ing to a standstill nil improve
ments una dove omnont work.
As existing mortgages became
duo they would not be renewed
and in many onsen holders would
foreclose and widespread ruin
follow. You may fix tho nrico
by legislation, but you can't
compel tho owner to sell, and
if lo sells it will bo where ho
can get ins price. You may
want to borrow, but you can't
compel him to loan. Ilillsboro
Independent.
Special Sale of Women's and Girls' Shoes
Reduce the High Cost
Now is the opportune time; a pair of perfectly good substantial and
not-so-out-of-date shoes for a very small price as compared with the
newest shoes now arriving in this market.
Our odd lines of shoes for Women and Girls have been gathered
together and classified on tables.
They arc priced at less than one-half the new stock prices, many
of them arc patent leather, some cloth tops, some lace and some but
ton: but all of them are high quality stock.
You will have to hurry; the sizes will soon be broken and the sale
will la$J. just ten days beginning Saturday, February 7.
Special Sale on Boys' Suits
There remains a few of the Hoys Suits at $7.65. These arc real
bargains and represent simply the odd lines of the regular stock.
None of them art back numbers and all are excellent values at their
prices
L. E. ROSE, Mgr. Men's Dept.
Notice of Community Meeting
The St. Johns Community Club will meet
again at the beautiful Club House of The
Portland Woolen Mill on next Tuesday, Feb
ruary 10 at 7 o'clock. The dinner will be
served in the usual prompt and business-like
fashion and those who have attended before
know how efficiently they are doing things
there. You will be entertained and things
that pertain to this community will be dis
cussed. The price will be 75fl per plate; the
time just 7 o'clock. Make your reservation
by phoning the St. Johns Reading Room,
Col. 562 not later than Monday noon.
-, 1 m . a .
Lams oi tiinuks not cos are
charged for at tho rate of I f tv
conts ouch. Porsons desiring to
have such notices punished
I m am . . I
siiouKi mnko a note of this.
Patronize- tho home merchant.
LairdsCashGroceiy
v
Jersey Belle Butter 65c per lb.
Hint linnet Miule. (Jtiulily A I way (in iruiiteod
Two Big Loaves of Bread, - 14c
Carnation Milk, large cans, Mc eui.; dozuu $1.(55
Horded' Milk, large cmw Mc; dozuu 1.(55
Carnation and Honlou's, small cms, five for l5c
Yulloltaii Milk, huge cans, two for 25e
.108 North Jersey Street
PHONE COLUMBIA 616
Next Door to the St. Johns Review
Strictly Cash Store for the most
Careful Cash Buyer.
liny Ileum at the.e I.ow Trices
Red M extern Uetum 'i I In ...3fe
llxtru 1'iuicy I.ium lleiuu 2 llw . ,2fc
Sumll white lleaus 10c lb, 11 lb. . . . $1.00
Top torn, i I In
Rtdled Out in bulk, 3 lbs. lor 2.V
Miuoln Oil. U. 40c; il. TCV; lmlf
k'Hit 51.10
Snow l'luke Shortninn jvr IK , .3ite
KIU btwou htwp yet Iw Go, 11 bar . .&0c
CHAMBERS COMPANY
I J. (1, Clwud'era Mrs. H, H. Inwry
Funeral Directors
yiS-250 KillinRsworth Avenue
I'ORTI.ANI), OKKOON
Telephones. Woodlnwn 3306 C 1133
Mr. Chamber i the only O. A. K.
undertaker In tbr city of rorllaml.
1'moiml ntlcntlon nml itiperviiion
K'ivcu to iiruuxeuicutJ.
SPIRELLA CORSETS
809 North Jersey Street
Phont ColunbU 719
Strictly New Udo Krks, our cis arc tjathered locally, 50c
Swift's Silver Leaf Lard, lb., 35c
Swift's Jewel Shortening, lb. 30c
Why pay moro? Buy from us and save money
Lame can3 tomatoes with Puree, two for 25c
Solid niifkorl Inmntnns Min iwtn f. r:
A '.iBM vw. .... vVWfc AUU Wl, J 4Ut ............ . OtlVrf
. Solid packed tomatoes, mod, size, 10c, G cans. . . .55c
uuuu turn luc can, uozon SI 75
ixiru cijuicu corn zue, inree ior 50c g
Good peas, sweet and tender. 15c. six for S5e 5
hxtra choice sifted peas, 20c, three for 55c
Fancy Peeled Evup. Peaches, 85c lb, 5 lb. pkg. ?1.G5
Sunset Special Uleiul Coffee itfe lb., 3 lbs 1.00
Royal Club, Golden West ami M. J. H. Coffee RSe lb, Ibs'f L5S
Golden Gate Coffee COo lb, 2i lbs ci jc
bpucls that eat good, per sk. $4.50 t r;s
I iiiiwuij cuwt a a uifi aiut'K IH nppiOS. WiaCK
TWIDT, NowtOWnS. SnitZOnborira at nwant nriena i
rk.; t ir.i ..I, i. a r..v. t
t "Ul,,tsai vuKumuios an Kinus. uome and see. $
I You will buy before leaving because quality and t
J price is always right at the S LTJSSiIr, f
Ha.y .lay Naptboliu. m,, 7 . .' ."llOc THE HUFF STUDIO
Van Holers lllertchwv'Stuin 7 Uuii...P0ei ,n, u , c... t. ,.1...
w ncn in nceu oi goou rhoto or any
kind, call on ui. Our pioturei are untx.
CelUJ. Hot reiult obtainable. Civ u
a call C A. HUFF, Photographer.
Real Estate
iwj; Soap 7 Utr . . . fiOe
Crytl White .Wp, 2 for 1N.; 7 for.
Royal while S.nip, -1 bars aCo
Hob White Soup, 10 bun ...56c
Cretnc Oil Soap, 3 lwr for S6o
I'alin Olive &v, 3 for 2rc
l'rlnirnse (ilycerinc Toilet SMp
I'cr uir 05c
Holly Milk, cm l.V, cate C.fiO
llor.len'a ami Carnation, tallca.n .... 15c CENTRAL LOCATION
llOnlOU' UlUl Carnation StlUlll. 2 cam lPc Thirteen vmr in the buflneaa In St.
Skat per can ny. I John. l.it your property with us. We
Country Club Sweet Corn lSc.H can IXc ,-Hakl' M,ei- C. COOK. 402 X. Jersey.
rreferriM Stivk, fancy Maine rv , p i.. ,
L-omtnecan 20c Ul , . C. iTlLVllSlCr
rreierreit dock tender nieltinj; !',. 'Ac
l'olar braml Vein, the can 16c, 7 for 1.00
booth' Toumtoe 13c, 2 for 26c
Preferred tock solid pack Tonrn.
ioei ijc, a tor src
l'iferrcd stock StrliiR Heaus the can 20c
Alaska I'iuk Salmon in 1 lb. caus 30c
20c sue Clams at iKc
aronl Sjvinhctti and NixxIIn Id
jwcuujjes, uirec lor ,, , ,8fv
jwck Col l'ish in 1 lb.
liricks. 2 His 45c
l'rank's Ileef Slew in one pound
caus, very special at 20c
l.tbby's Apple or 1'ear butter the can 15c
None Such Miuce Meat 15c,2pkK 26c
Matches per bo 5c, 21 boxes 1.00
Royal UakiuK lewder larc can . . . .86c
Ann & Hammer Soda 8c, pkjs 16c
PENINSULA BANK BLDG.
Oflke Phone Columbia 254
lteidencc I'houe 318G5
St. Johns, Portland, Oregon
" OUONG TONG CAFE
Try Chop Stiey and Noolles at popular
puree, uome mane pastry every uav ut
"Cafe of Merit." We serve breakfast
ami Uiuner Open from t a. ut, to 12 p.
mi. 100 S Jertey street.
Bcf orc Buying
Roofing, Building Paper,
Lime, Cement. Plaster,
Paints and Oils,
Doors, Windows,
Coal and Briquets, Hay and Feed,
Groceries,
Auto Supplies or Hardware,
Get Prices From
Home Mercantile Co.
209 West Burlington Street
ST. JOHNS, OREGON
Knights and Ladies of Security
St. Jolms Council 2775
KrguUr builncMi niccllnir ut nt 34 Mtalayi.
0u intetlngi to the public and niiahn sat
ndth Mondaxi. Vliltott and laemtxrt m
Ulolly Invited to attend at Blcn,r
.U Laurel Lodge, I.O.O.F,
No. I BO, St. John. Oreoon
Meets each Monday evening in Odd VtU
lows ball at 7:3o. A cordial welcome to
all visiting brothers.
C V. Dubl. N Q, Ctrl leckman.Y, O.
Joe KobcrU, Kec. Kec. O. W. Norcn, Via, .
II. V.CUlk, Treat.
Keep
Your
Patronise the
Users.
on
ROGERS
Review adver-
fsr;
PAT'S
5 Barber Shop g
108 N Jersey St
Bring In our job printing.
Oregon Grape Circle No. 541
Meets every 2nd aud 4th Tuesdays
iu Bickner's Hall,
Visiting Neighbors Welcome
Don't send your printing out
of town.
St, Johns Gamp No, 7546
Modern Woodmen of America.
We heartily solicit the attendant (
our members nt our regular rnetliagi
every 2d aud 4th Thursday evening.
A. h. Marcy. Irvin Gromachey, Clark
Consul. 910 N. Syracute.
HOLMES LODGE NO. 101
knights or pyihias
Meets every I'ridar nijht at
7:30 o'clock in niCKNKK
Hall, VUltors always
come.
ANDY KERR, C. C.
Woodmen of the World
St. Johns Camp 773
Meet every Thursday evenlnc iu
I. O. O. F. Hall, Leavitt and Jertcy
streets. Visitors always welcome.
N. J. Simmons, C. C.i R. C Clark, Clerk.
taw MTZm. J
DORIC LODGE NO. 132
A. P. and A. M.
Meets the first and third
Wednesday of each month
in Bickner's Hall. Vul
tor welcome.
A.R. Davis, W. XI,
A. W. Davis. Secretary.
Minerva Chapter No. 105, 0, E, S,
Meets every first and
third Tuesday of each
month in Bickner's Hall,
Visitors welcome.
Catherine K Stephens, W. U
BcmIc V. Pott. Sec.
in? S. Princeton ttreet
United Artisans
VHIurnbia Assembly No. 300
Meets every Tuesday at 8 P. M.
I. 0. 0. F. BALL. Una Jtnty ui lxivta Sk.
L. K. Simons, M. A.
Mary Roberts, Sec'y Pro Tern,