Will. III! I H .Mtn .iW THE ST. JOHNS REVIEW A. V. Mnrklc, iMitor Published Fridny of Each Week Subioriptlon price $1.00 poryonr. Outside of Multnomah County 2.00 per year in Htlvancc, ADVKKTisiNO RATlw: 25 cent per Inch caoh insertion. J.ucsN 6 cent jKrr lint, tninlmum US cent. Speil rates on yearly contract. TfjnTRviitv 1 entered at post office in I'orthml, Oregon, as nmll matter ot the second class under the Act of Con ,crtMof March i, 1879. The Review has decided not to publish any of the details con carninir the unfortunate nrnurronco which took tllticc in St. Johns last week. While not publishing such items in de tail mav not be the part of uood nowspapordom, yet, since, the Review goes into so many homes where it is read bv youmr chil dren, we would sooner plead guilty to this charge than place such matter before the young. Final decision of the Portland dock commission to erect a dry dock caimblo of lifting a 12.600 ton vessel Is an unrnoat of the city's determination to provide adequately not only for printout lint for future commerce. It is an expression of confidence that Portland will load more ships as Hlilni) ntr finds its n ace on sullied routes and that there will bo buainosi for the new dock by the time- it Ik l'uiiiii eted. The dock commission is on Hit rliibt track in voting to build tho drydock and in deciding to build 11 second n or at St. Johns. The dead hand of the shipping hoard will not always bu on the commerce of Portland, lis grip may bu forcibly broken this year, and the more business we can accommodate the more we shall irut. Modern water transnorta lion may be established on the upper ''olumhiu, bringing bsck here much of the tralllc which unlit! railroad rates have di vurturi, It is necessary that Portland be rjndv for this new commerce when it comes. It will not sulllfo to begin construe tion when tho demand arises Wo should always build ahead of immediate needs. A groitl merit of St. Johns ter minal situ is Unit it is largd enouirh to admit of this contin uouh expansion, with such group inu of structures iih will con duce to economy in operation and to the convenience ol ship ping men, also with space for in ( ustr us which need to lie near such facilities. The commission does not plan piecemeal; it plans far enough ahead to insure that each new structure will IU into its guuural scheme.- Oregonian. A Fair Day's Work With representatives of the manufacturers and the striking ailk workers of Patorson at Wash ingtou today in an endeavor to have the War IhIhh hourd end the present Htrike by llxing the hours of work on a minis fair to both employer anil employed, Pntorson is mightily interested in any dis- uiission of tlio question as to what constitutes a fair day's work. The organized trades of Pater sou nfllliatod with the A. F. of L have considered that eight hours u day. forty -eiultt hours n week constitute a fair day's work. Somu factions of the silk strikers maintain that n forty-seven hour week is lair, while others d maud u forty-four hour week. und the proiwuition has also lnx.ni that a five-day week of eight hours a dsy was all that should bo worked, Men live on what they produce. Any general reduction of the out put of necessaries of life lowers tho standard ot living. The im provement in the condition of the Amurican people since the Re. volution is due entirely to in crease in production. We con. sumo more fowl, more clothing, more luxuries; we are better housed and we have more amuse. menU than in oaiiior ywirs; and ull of them are tho fruits of labor uppnod more intelligently and ulltciontly than ever before. Modern agricultural implements una mac. nory driven by laiwer haw beeii the chief causes of the improv. living conditions we now enjo;. uvur suu-o uie steam engine was invented progress has been rapid. Labor at times has re sisted the introduction of labor saving devices, yet it owes its better condition to them, because they and ,'have provided merchandise have increased the buying er of a day's wages. power 01 a uays wanes, Shorter hours of work are de manded. It is prolmhlo that the eight-hour day will bocome the standard, but some classes of labor domund tho forty hour weeK wiiicti is loss than a seven hour day. If thoworkiiiL'dav is shortened to such a deirroe. nro- duction wui no reduced and a day's wnges, no mattor what it may bo in dollars and cents, will buy less of tho necessaries of life, because the total production of real wealth will be reduced. Labor should Btudy what is best for itself and the most im- portant thing is what should constitute a day's work. One way of arriving at this is for each workman to consider what he would do if working for him se'f. If ho had a little workshop or farm of his own how many hours a day would he work? If he worked too long and too hard he would wear himself out too soon. If he did not put In a good dny't) work regularly ho would have to get along with less good food, clothing and entertain ment. If the individual work man can decide what he would do for himself, he will arrive at what ho should do when working for another. No industrious gardoner or cobbler working for himself would call it a day after working less than seven hours. This point of view is worth taking. Patterson News. Nothing to Do About It There Is a pathos In the help loBsnoss of babies Even those that arc fat und healthy and happy. A baby dosn't know what kind of a mess It has got into by being born. Possibly if it could have had its say It would have preferred not to have been born, And babies are never consult ed on that point. And ho they arrive, sometimes welcome, Quite as often not. And hang around until they see What the world is going to for them. Pretty generally, no doubt they're disappointed. Perhaps they don't think deej ly upon the subject, For a baby is not erudite. Rut if they havoany they must lie "Long, long thoughts." And however long they may bu When they're older they'll bu longer. Hut there dousn't seem to anything be To do about it that we can think of Just now.- Hx. At Evangelical Church Next bunday means set your clocks ahead one hour; also means changing from7:!l() t8:!i() o'c ock for even ng sorv ces Sunday school at 10 a. m. under the leadership of Mr. ragg.Sun day school superintendent: wor ship at 11 o'clock, Sermon by the Pastor. Huh is also the last Sunday of tho Conference year. t.ome. bunday evening League service of at 7 o'clock, tinder tho leadership of Miss Ressiu Jones newly elected president. Come and enjoy the hour with the young people. liishop Al. i. Maze. I). I).. of I.eMars. Iowa, will sneak at the ICvengelical church on Sunday evening 8 o'clock. Hishop Maze is u forceim and eloquent preach or; comu and hear him. aii t no way across t ie ocean the Now York World cables n Hritish joke which it Bays "trees bigovor there." I his is the joke After the lierman cot hat surrendered in deepest humilia Hon, "one big round-headet lierman" expressed his distrust. lie spat into the ocean three times, once for tho "dnmnei Hritish Hoot, once for Admirn Realty and once for the Rritish nation saying, "That's what think of you all." Then a noble Hritish tar hitch es his pants ami says: "Look here, Fritz. You can say what you pioase about tho English Meet and nation and Realty, but you do damned well careful WHOSli OCHAN you go spit ting into." Ex. Arrangomunta are bolnur made for tho formal oponlngof tho now pier at bt. Johns terminal, which will probably take nlaco about tho first of April, accord ing to announcement made at the Kiwanis luncheon held at tho Portland hotel Tuesday. Tho Kiwanis club has been invited to co-oporato with the Portland t-haniborof Commerce in making mo arrangements, u, s. Mc Kinley, socretary, was desicrnat- ii to represent the Kiwanis club at a luncheon Saturday nt the Chamber of Commerce The tirst cariro to pass over the nior is now being assembled for ship- mont on tno west ftiunhnm. It will bo tho first sailinir in the trifio of 1.S Sfm?lilIImnanv steamship companj. Harly cabbbairo nlants. head I lettuce plants and kale plants now renoy ior antimr in vour garden. Those plants have been .... - . ' r hardened outside. Reckott's tiroonliouse. North Kel oirir stroot; phone Columbia 101. 2l Hoar tho world's greatest musicians and entertainers any day at CURR1NS. Rest Work Rubbers on Earth $1.(55. W. W. Rogers, Tho OVERALIST. I Join the Home Trade 1 Life Guard Do you wish to PHESEEVE THE LIFE of your home town? If you do, trade with your HOME MERCHANTS. HE NEIGHBORLY. You work for COMMUNITY INTEREST when you DEAL AT HOME. Don't Pull a Prop From the Town You Live In by Spending Your Money Elsewhere WHO SAYS IT? BlogKlnr through tlio mud of 1'raiitB. CampliiK In tlin rain; lllldnj in a frosen trnnee Down some (leimnn plain; "1'ntl In!" Ix-Hr the BuniMdt yell. !-'ur frcm liotiu) nml clu r; Toll mc, lu the tally lull Httld the wur "wn ovorf Chow for brwtfiit alum for UIMIH Who r)'H men tuo tn Whllo tlio buglur fiwllli timo I'lpoii IIki ruvtdll? "lit Klit ilruwil" lMMr tho iiamontit bun 1'ioiti Mnlnx Huroiw In Duvr; Tell inn who I lit IimII II wux Huld tliu nnr "wu ovurT" CloAnlne up n mnss of wire. HIiiIikhI with dolled bliMHl Where tho lilt; lnrk Imk unit mire In I tin winter mid; Pull of tilth nml ftunit und fuze CannoiiHcr and tlroxor, Toll me who the fut-htwd wus fluid the war "nun ovor?" (Jrantland Illco. Cable the Peace Conference America's prM(lu U ut atake In thn coiuhiir Vlt'tory IJIwrty luian. The eyM of thn world urn fixed upon lie. Tlio nntloua of the' world iim koIuk to rnto tie on thla lust effort. It U rlht tlmt tlmy ahould Judk't) ua, not by what w do In tho hint of (lit trui? (lc, but by our condition after the flKhU Ono of tho beat KimrnutBfH of world praco for youra to ooiuo would bo tlio auccossful flotiitlou of tho Victory Mb erty 1iun for fUo or clx billion dot lara. Kvon u eoinbliwtmn ot powora Incllnod to atari nnotlier wur wmld bcittate in the fuee of euch n display it troinandmia national UphkI1i. Kvery mun who buya n Victory Lib erty Hond nctt April, mormkvor, lll bo nddlnK to tlio dfterwlHutlon with which America vpraka at tho Peat Conference, Tlioro are uiidoubledly roIiik to be imtiiy moment durliiK that Ounforojico h)n evory whit of the power of tho I'uited Status will bo noedod to ehapo Into artiiultlloa those UuU for which we eutoied the world itruKgle. Iet tho cable curry Into tho Qua! fl'Orsay this mtXMiio: "Amrrluu linn overaubsorlbed tier Filth Liberty IJnu by more than a billion dollars." THINK STRAIGHT This Is a Umo for strutisbt thlukliic. Make euro tiro other follow Is not talk- lag drivel. Analyze his thought, don't tolow It. lie may be suffering with braKeologlo hemorrhage. It is epi demic nowadays Ilk j lufltianxa and tuuoh more aorioua. For Instance iu regard to the Vic tor? Liberty Uuu and those follow who thumb their wata. frown wisely, and any "Lot the buukt do it. Tuoy are burstliiK with uioy." Tney aro talklnir drivel. It sounds flue but it 't Rood eense. Nor la It good voouomlce, wblt-h umouuts to the game rtiluc U tho Roierntnont thought It was wise to "let ti e bunks do It." the Kv erumeut would let them do It. Thero weald bo no Victory Liberty Loau in Ike popular sens. Hut the govern tmtnt knows bettor than to let tlio banks do It. This la the period of reconstruction right now. It la a peitod of uisuy possibilities economtcully. Ono poesl- blllty is Industrial dunrosstoii. One si'ov. t ve ot Industrial depression i plenty ot money ut faorable rates f Interest to stimulate private enter prise. That means our banks must net be doused with government so- arltles. It means that wo can't af- Lird to "let tho banks do It." The poepl must do It do it frum their ainlnca, present and future. Think straight. Support the Victory Uaertv Loan. For Sale Cheap 100 acre ranch in the Alberta district. Canada. For particulars soe W. A. Flinn. 507 E. Tiona: nliono Columbia 511. 20 I Nota the label on your papsr. 75 of the jn. pie In the t'ultcd Stales have defective ee. Win not know tl condition of Eyti? Vou may have normal slht mid have defective eye Vour still "'TOMFTPKT-nPTICIA'- 20C7.8 SWtTLAND ULDG. riflli und Wnthlngton Streets Cortland, Orcson MjIu 7307 C!nl SiiiiI hand ScwIiik maehlncs for rent. II. I'. Clatk. u Dr. Mulkoy. The Dentist, 1081 South JorHcy street. o RWiMKiMRER nil cameras urc not KODAKS; if it isn't nn EASTMAN it inn't u KODAK CURRIN SAYS SO. AUirOMORlI.K WANTED.- Will cxclmtiKo a desirable lot on car line for uutomomle ronuster. Roninsuln Security Company Sprint,' nlowitiL' and nil kinds of tran8ferriiiKto and from Port ant . C. M. Crow, nnono tol umbia COS. 20 A VICTKOI.A No.XA with Double disc records (10 selec tloiiH) noodles, record brush ant all necessary accessories for $1)0.80; pay $10 down and $9 per month. I liis isimood combina tion buy. CURRIN SAYS SO. - I'or an e bood sweet corn Golden West. Early Minnesota and Stolen Evorroen, 20c per pound. Alo Earliest of Al po tut nun.- (110 E. John stroot St. .lolinu. - lixc mime S&0U ciiuity in now live room modern buniralow for K'ood vacant lot; you pay balance monthly. -MeKinnoy; phono Columbia 2. lUtf. DreaimakinK.920 North Edi son. m For Sale A thorouirhbret Rhode Ulnd Red rooster. Also etru's torsettint;. uaii uoiumuia 07 Q on t For Sale Salmon Favoroles ocas for sett n ir. unll oiT in. Tylor street. 20 How nboiit that sprinir tonic? Wo havo a Inrco variety of the mot approved formulas. CUR- KIN SAYS SO. r 1 want a vacant lot on easy terms, East St. Johns; must be rock bottom price. Address J. this oilice. Deafness Cannot Bo Cured y lix.il .rim 1 .'(, u lhy cannot wh , t lh r. Thr U .if dlii. J 'l' I I HtUt'. laf. It UimmI vdMllll.in al lli iuu i 3UMlttlaii TuImt. VIiii itetl u Us rumbllns i Carlnie. nJ wlmi l( I ho dl un! out .j) ti) . 'ittiitijii l U U Nil i ua Muliik . ' thla iuIm ia i viuuU i.i in i ntlrrlt tU.. it I'.viftVMt la IB'' rll. iin iinlio ran In takan mil i jrad t Ua normal cunai . i ti ilaairayad farvvr: nln t i in rau.nl by Catarrh. unl.H tin- ii n.l ilii iul Ilou ll. dllllg wliU'h l uuih but an IMUmn condition r th inu.-.Hia aurfaesa. V win nil. i'ii llunlr.l I Ml lara tar any rata ut Ixafiiiw twittatj by catarrh that raaa.it W out t by llaira Catarrh Cura. eBU for vlr. u .ii t (fav r. 1 i-HI NHv CO.. TIM. unia. gol4 by IVi.Ka nta, tie. Tuk Hull a -I'lliy nils tr couitlpattoo. St. Johns Fuel Co. W. O SPI5CK. l'KOP. All KIAD OF WOOD Vh in Columbia MS 101 l-ust Richmond Street EDA10NDS0N & CO. Plumbing, Heating & Tinning We Repair Aluminum Ware Hioua Col. 52 207 S. Jersey St. J. R. WEIMER Transfer and Storage V d.liver your Rooda to and from nil y.trta of Portland, Vancourar. Linn ton, TortUrul and Suburban Lxprau Co., city dock and all polnti aocaaiiblt You May Be Able To Sing but not like Cnruo or Melha. If you counted the money it would cost you to hear the Metropolitan stars only once in a season, and for only one season, it would for exceed the cost of a STRADA VAKIA. And the number of times you can hear these stars with that is unlimit ed. St. Johns Phonograph Company 317 N. JERSEY STREET Genuine Bargains On nccount cf my family beitiK located permanently in New York, they have prevailed upon me to pull stakes; so here goes to dispose of all of my St. Joints property, some of which arc: 5 Room house, -10x100 lot $1250, $250 down. 5 Room house, 90x100 lot $1000, $350 down. 5 Room linuse, modern, -10x90 lot $1?00, $250 t own. 5 Room house, iii'dem, 50x100 lot $2250, $250 down. 5 Room liouc, modern. 50x100 lot $2500, $500 down. Some of these hove linrdsurface streets, alley, fruit ttecs nml on car Hue. Business property on easy terms and ncrenue in different parts of the State at $10 per acre on easy terms. Just netting over the "Pill" and until I ntn able to be at my office, 101 So. Jersey Slrcet, call up my home Main '17M. O. P.W.OLCOTT. Don't throw your Old Tires away GET THEM VULCANIZED FREE AIR Retreading Machine Installed Tubes 25 cents and up. Reasonable prices on cas ing work. All work guaranteed. National Vulcanizing Works 205 S. JERSEY ST. St. Johns, Oregon Real Estate! Central Location Thirteen years in the busi ness iu St. Johns. ListyourProperfy with Us We Make Sales S. C. Cook 402 N. Jersey Street Notice to Creditors In the County Court f Hie Stt uf OrcKou (or the Comity of Multnoiimli, In the matter ol the lUtate of R. McKeon. ileceael. Notice it hereby given ol tlie tleath ol K. v. .mckcoii. and mat tlie umierniiu. eil has been duly apimluteil mluiliiLUu trix ol his etnte by tlie CouiUy Juiluc o( Miiltuoumli County, Oreuoti. nml link uuulificil. All DerxiiDi havlnu cUimt u Kuiiikt the estate o( said decedent are d! reeled to preeiit tame to the tinderticu. ed, verified a required by law, nt the oflice ol her uttoruey, I'crkiu .S: llalley, 1117 Hoard ol Trade UulhliiiK. 1'ortland, Ore koii, within six nionlhs from the date of the firitt publication of this notice, to wn: t'ruiay, iwarcn si. J'Jin. 1.01'ISIC A. RICH. Administratrix. I'URKI.S'S vSc I1AII.UY. Attorney fur Aduiltiltratrix. Notice to Creditors In the County Court of the State of Oru- Kou ior tlie County ot Multnoiimli. In the matter of the Hstate of William C, William deceased. Notice it hereby uiven of the death of William C. Williams and thnt the under- inneil has been duly apixiiitted adminis- tmtrix of his estate bv the Countv ludue of Multnomah County, Oregon, and has qualified. All pertous having claims a Koinst the estate of said decedent are di rected to present tlie same to the under- iigned, duly verified, as by law required, ut the oflice of her attorneys, Perkins & nancy, 1117 uoaril ot Tratle limliUnt;. Portland. Oreuoii. within six months from the date uf the tirst publication of this notice, to-wit: I'riilav, March 21, 1919. LAURA WILLIAMS. Administratrix KRKINS& HAILHV. Attorneys for Administratrix, F-ggs! Eggs! FOR HATCHING If you are looking for Winter Lay ers, get your eggs from THE ST. JOHNS POULTRY FARM We have a few more settings to sell of White Leghorns at $1.50 per 15 The St, Johns Poultry Farm 901 Alfestxny Street St. Johns Car. Portland, Oregon Cards of thanks notices are charged for at the rate of fifty cents each. Persons desirinc to iiave such notices published should make a note of this. Hardware If you intend making alterations to your home this, spring you will need paint, nails and other materials that are usually kept in a general hardware store. This store is well equipped to take care of all your hardware wants in a satis factory manner and at reasonable price. Call in and get our prices. Beyerle & 420 North lust i howzrS t)i our store now. (Wt see it. OOAO Dear Mary: This morning I was passing H. f. CLARK'S furnituro store. I went in to see the new spring furniture. How attractive the new designs are! If you have any friends who need new furniture and rugs just tell them to go down to this store. And the prices! They were so low for the strongly made, stylish new patterns. Come over soon and spend the day. With love-.HELEN.-P. S. Don't fail to see the new furniture at H. F. CLARK, the Furniture Man 400-402 S. Jersey St. Store closes at 8 P. Al. Saturdays, other days at 6:30 P. A. Of course tobacco costs more says Dan "Everything else does. What you want to do is to get genuine tobacco sat isfaction. I suved money by switching from ordinary plug to Gravely." Peyton Brand REAL CHEWING PLUG Plug packed in poucfu FUNERALS Beautiful gray or black adult casket, hearse, box, 2 nutosl embalming and refin ed service for, $75 MILLER I'uuerals if ilesiml for f20, $30, 1D, $60. Higher priced funeral in pro- portion. We manufacti rc caskets. Lady assistant. Beautiful funeral chapel. MILLER & TRACEY Main 2691 Independent Funeral Directors A 7885 Washington at CHj Street, Between 20th and 21st Street, West Side ST. JOHNS BRANCH OFFICE W. A. ANDREWS, Representative 614 Ceutral Ave. N. Requirements Armstrong Jersey St. Cood luste, smuiler chew, longer life is what makes Genuine Gravely cost less to chew than ordinary plug. Writ tts GUNUINR GltAVULV DANVILLK, VA. fir hniUt oa (htwlaf plug. I TRACB-V Phone Columbia 888 m ll J