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THE ST. JOHNS UliVIEVV A. V. iMsrklc, lMltor PubYlshed Friday of Each Week Suborl,in f.rlee $1.00 per year. Outside of Multnomah County 2.00 per year lu udvnuce. Advsp.tijinO Ratbs: 26 cents periucu cich Insertion. Locals 6 cents jsr line, minimum 25 cents. Spetlnl rates on yearly cotitrnct. TiJK R.HVIKW i entered nt post office in Portland, Oregon, ns iimil innttcr of Ik second class under the Act of Con reftsof Mnrch 3, 1879. "Mi, no," Bolilo(ui7.ed Johnny hltar.t. "there mn't nnv favorites In this family. Oh, no! If I bite my fiimor-nails, I act a rat) over the knuckles; but if the baby eats his whole foot, they think it's cute." l'eop'es Home Journal - - o A parrot that was always iminKcd into cold wator as a punishment for sweariiur. ban- nencd to see some dripping, drenched chickens passitiK bis cac one rainy day, and called out. "Little fools, been swear ing, oh?" A nice old lady was sitting on the porch of a summer hotel where also there were a number of boys, was approached by one of them with this miory: "Can you crack nuts?" The old lady smiled and said: "No, my dear, I oan't. I lost all my teeth years ago." 'Then," said the boy, extend nir two hands full of wal nuts, "please hold these while 1 go and got some more." Ex change. President Wilson's war pol icies are so excellent thai, even when fault is found with them. the fault always turns out to be For Sale Five Modern 4-R00M BUNGALOWS Yale and Macron Streets Easy Terms On Payments Mortgage Loans, and Insurance t PeninsuliSecurity Co, 1 First National Bank Building Died Last Sunday Glare Edwin, the little four year old son of Mr. and Mrs. J. Hlake. died at the Good Samaritan hospital Sunday even- ng last following an operation for appendicitis. The little boy uid been ill for only a few days. His father is inspectoral the a virtue, u s iiku me case 01 local snip yard and resides at OIU the lien. The prospective seller: Oswego street. "LltllojHilly," is sue a perfect iiirdr lias sue as he was affectionately called no fault at all?" "Well." said the prospective seder. "I won I deceive you. ma'am. One fault she has. She will lay on tlx Sabbath. "Exchange. by those residitur in his neiirh borhood, was a j(eiiulno favorite with all and his happy, smiliiiK face will ''u sadly miSBcd by those who knew him so well and iked the winniiur little boy immensely. Little Hilly was wont to make frequent little visits to the neighbors and had little trails worn through several back yards with his tireless lilllf fl'l't. III! Hkoil to vlull Hilling down, WUK mid ho never fn m tn Hcnttnr .1 1 iiiiii.... 11 1.. 1 . . . ..... . . iii'iiii. itiiiu, in siiiim 1 no iih ne ttei mm 0110 WEARING ON SAILORS' NERVES Effect of Foo Bank While on Convoy Duty Is Almost Beyond Lands. man's Imagination. More comfortable than howling galea, the fogs that drop u thick gray blanket over the seas are far more wearing on the nerves, wrilo3 Her .nan Whitaker in the New York In dependent. Imagine half a dozen de stroyers guarding a 30-vogI con voy. At night a fog bank eloso. around them before they can scat ter, und from nn exact M-ionco navi gation degenerates into the blind groping of a blind navigator ovor blind sens. Not n commnndor in our fleet but lma collected an assortment of night mnros in sunh weather to lust him the rest of his life. Not n Bailor that cannot relate hair-raising expe riences as this: "Out of the thick pen-soup fog n huge blnek freighter suddenly rose on our bows. As wo swung on our heel with one screw reversed 11 de stroyer came snooting nt us irom the opposite ouarler. Avoiding her, w almost ran down another .steamer I tell you for a while grny hell wiu loose there on n black sea." j ney nave not always oscnpcu either. Fogs hnvo caused casualties, but ho far, tlinnk (lot! I no fatalities Nevertheless their dangers, in sum ining up our lieet's work, hnve to be udded to storm and tempest, mine nnd submarine. A minister was iiuesliouitiK a bunday school coiieorniiig tin story 01 I'.utycliiiH. Ilie young man who, lisleniiu: to the preach inirof the Apostle Paul, fell asleep am taken up OH, GLEE! 8M,", .... .m " r,'.,IM ll,iH Place to another. TheneMibors uvuiar men pro mpuy nunc enjoyed these little visits hugely 1 1 u rep ly mini a nine gin nor Hilly was never a nuisance "I'loasu sir, minisiers should Imd never in the way. His loarn u 1101 prencn too lone, childish prattlu and merry laugh sermons.' 'I'lie ko 'eminent lias approved the bonds and nil obstructions have buen met and overcome in the improvement of WillHtuutte boulevard from Kirhmmd Htiecl 10 tliHi'itiiroaueut. llie WHi'ren Gondii 'I 'on ('0. has Imh-ii award ed tlx ii.liMt't, und it is ei cc t ed that Mirk will strt right away. '1Mb improvement is a most imiKirtant one and will adi greatly to the appearance and utility of this popular and beau tf I til tlioronglilmv. ter made life a little pleasauter for all who came in contact with the little fellow who so early in ins iirigiii young career was called to be with bis Father above. 1 lit only child of his fond parents the death 01 Little Hilly falls particularly heavy iilHin them, and the sympathy of the entire community gocHout to them in their hour of deepest sorrow. All was done that human skill could do to restore him to health, but hu was needed in the mansions on high where be is even now. without doubt. still scattering sunshine, and bis happy little smile and pleasant ways are adding to t ie joy and happiness there while be awaits the coming of his earthly part-tils. I lu funeral services over the mortal remains of this beautiful littli' child wore ho d Tuosda and the little bodywi l be shin lied to San Francisco, the former home of the parents, for inter ment. nearly a snip a wceK win lie launched from the Portland yard of the Grant Smith-Porter Shin Company. That is the way the prospects are nixed up by Kric llauwor, president of the com puny, who makes it a Mint to attend all the Iniinrhing at the plant. He was on hand Wednes day afternoon when theN'uH)li'ln went racing down the ways. Shu wiih Hut tilth ttli-Himx- iIihI liiiit l'ohu into tho t'ivi fi-inii id,. ihe Quality Putter Store is yards. Seven of them have been M',u ,mmt'uf establishment equipped with machinery and ll,nl lH'K t'rocted on North delivered to the government. JDnioy street near the Grabateria Including the output of iu Abei- toro. A full line of butter, dean. Wash., nlant the Grunt eiieese, including cottngo cheese, Smith.Porter Shin coiiiiMinv baii h'Ks and buttermilk will be launched a lotnlof '2! Imiu wii if constantly on hand. Saturday. which will he outfitted with I Aujriiat 10th, is announced as the machinery at local yard of the lumiir day. firm. .Mulitnelioly .Micron.'! hut guy docnii't hnve nnytliing to do with u diwn' nt nil. Uroiirliy (Jcrm Vim, I know; lie' t no gigX'1' microbe. STREAMLINE PLANES DEST. Tho xM!t!il of nil uirnliiM is very mntoriiilly intbioiu-ed by Kociuiiigly tn vinl projections which oiler nwiht mice in iu imiwdiro to the nir. When tho nhjoet, wlalliur thin be a lmm) bau tank, a Immb dropiHjr or nay other nmHMory, in made on fdreum lino tlm rwulnnco it niutu U three or four limtM liw tlmu when it not. Oao huildur addwl two kilo melern mi hour to the upctsl of hi pluuo wiinply by giving the stream line form to tho rubbor nhnek rocviv orii of hU Inuding npixmitiis. And if tho pilot lots Hiich an oltjet't as a rot nwvopo, nu altimelor or a revolution motor projovl from the car it will rod i ut his hhh1 by nt Iwut ix kilo motors nu iHiur. A iiiarliino gun will hnve alauwt the Mime rotnnling olfoct. UP-TO-DATE MASK. Are you going to the nuts- I'm going A typical frontiorsman, a na tive or the racuie coast, am foreman blacksmith at the Penin aula shipyard, Andrew Sprouls, hotter known as "Andy" about tne plant, still retains a brawny H. I. Dearmi: and wife nnd Kaymond Ueanmr of Hi fie. L'olorado. have arrived in St. Johns. Tho former is the brother of W. H. Deni-ini?. tho well known South Jersey street u w,ol i anytliiua the value coiuectlouer. J hey came here smius to urnp." principally for the benefit of Mr. Mollift- tiuorailt'.' Chollio Sure ihiiitf. us a wililior. "I'll IkjI 111 know yea." "I'll just Imi you won't.' "way, want are you giang to wwirf ' "A gas nuitik." QLOOM. "You ugriculturwt are going to get a whole lot of money this summer." "Vos," replied Farmer Corntowl. "Hut money won't buy near what K used to. It's goin to bo jast like it nlwuys was hoa the furuior got ui in ..nil . v.v.ii ..mi nt- in Dearing's health, and ho says be show a little pep. years of age. Andy has been tVols much improved already. with the company about a year They will probably remain here "Why the dwwinifi.moat ?" and is hoad of he department permanently. "He cdlwl me n eLw." that turns out bolts, forg ngs. 4 wn.,u't i. iV. i . . Btrapa and all sorts of iron , , , 1 yeuldat let that disturb me. work that noes into tho cmiMt mo "by don't you make some 'oit in elnww there is such n thing If is Just What Uncle Sam Wants At the request of the U.S. Food Adminstration. our Company has loaned one of our Modern Klectric Ranges to be used for the Food Con servation demoiiM rations now being contlutled in the Liberty Temple. Do you want any stronger approval of any cooking de vice than this? Uncle Sam nked its for an Klectric Range because it fills the bill better than any other Cooking Device made. We urge alt housewives interested iu tiie patriotic service of their country ns well as alt who vvnnt their kitchens equipped with the most modern, convenient nnd reliable cooking appa ratus to visit the Liberty Temple nnd see for them selves just what nu FJcctric Rnugu willdotoredtice their household burdens. Portland Railway, Light 8 Power Co. First Trust 8 Savings BANK OF ST. JOHNS 11102 I2ast Fcsseiulon Street Phone Columbia -100 Officers ant! Directors V. A. RICE. I'teiiJenl and Guliier 1 1. HENDERSON, Vice I'reiident CEO. I. imOOKS, Sfcinry P. S. DOERNIJECIIER Four per cent interest paid on time and sav ings deposits. GENERAL INSURANCE Rentals nml Rcntnls Estate Loans Real Estate! If You Wish to Sell Property at right prices list it with us. If You Want to Buy Property at right prices call and see us. S. C. Cook 402 N. Jersey Street Don't throw your Old Tires away GET THEM VULCANIZED OPEN 6 A. M. TO 4 P. M. CHRISTIANS ATTENTION mtoimccment i 1 Dr. H. F. Jones, Pastor The services of the Chris tian Church will be held in the Seventh Day Adventist building until further notice. The regular hours and order of service will be observed. A cordial invitation to the public. We hereby take great pleasure iu ntinouuciuR that the second term of the Modern Conservatory of Music, teaching all Musical Instruments nnd Voice, will com mence Aug. 16, 1918. We also wish to state, for the benefit of the music loving public, that as our already established class in your locality is meeting with suc cess, we shall still continue our $75 six month course at the reduced price of $30, thereby saving you $45, and enabling you to receive a musical education at n nominal cost. All interested please call Hroadway 2555. and our representative will call and explain terms and easy payment plan. Sincerely yours, jiHubcnt OlmtscrOatury nf Uttstc C. (Carroll Jlny, Jlrtoibcnt ANNOUNCEMENT. i IT IS WISDOM To buy where yon can jjet the the fullest measure of vnluc for your money. Till store tins oilftb United such n reputation. 1'rcsli Kooils, courteous treatment nnd prompt service, combined with the lowest prices good of merit can lie sold for, arc nlwuys assured here. Grocery Grabateria 201 li, Jersey SI, We wish to announce to the people of St. Johns and vicinity thatwe have opened up a first class hardware store at 420 North Jersey Street, in thsMcChesney Block, where we will have constantly on hand a full and complete line of Shelf and Heavy Hardware, Paints, Oils, Cutlery in fact everything that goes to make up a complete and up-to-date hardware store. We solicit a share of the public patronage, and assure one and all of fair and courteous treatment and prices as reasonable as good material can be sold for. Give us a call. Beyerle & Armstrong 520 North Jersey St. For COAL and WOOD OF ALL KINDS SEE EDLEFSEN FUEL CO. Oregon Ruililhig, 5th and Oak Phone Broadway 70 or Columbia 321 Or Leave Orders al SI, Johns Review Ofttce Mill wood mottly iiofdc. UrKe percent ile dry enough for immediate use $1.50, Coal $7.00 and up. 0 z 4i s 'Billie' Nichols f A New Photo Studio In ST. JOHNS-Afe To bring this fact before the people we will make, for a limited time, one dozen pictures for $1.00 Hoes Photo-Sign Studio 307 S. Jersey St. I RESTAURANT I ? 111 N. .JERSEY STREET f) Open Evenings rj u . . . . . . n tIVt Ub A CALL , "That Umbiclla with a broken rib," bring it nlonj,', we can fix it S Do You Know ? CMCNCCssCMCMCOCM $100 Reward. S100 Tho rtilrra at tit wir wilt t nlvHitotl to l.iirii ll'il in- r.- w nt lut on flrfailml ili tw lint . ir. B liaa Iwen itliltf tn t-urr in all iu m tiirK. ami that ts I'uUrrh. IUU' i'uiurrlt i ut U Ilia only uti ru' now l.h"wn to the mlk'ttl Ir itTiuty fnuuli Imiuk h loiwtltullunal iliMan. r.'.nnr. k n ionmituiionai ireiil- nint. Ilaila iMiHrrh euro U tauen in urnally, unniK illrwily urnin the MooJ ami mucoua m fmv of tli vlm. thr. by o'vlrulii III foundation of the ills. . hiuI kIuiik l lie luiilviit strength ty Ix.ii.IIhk' up l In- roimtltutlon und usulitlntr nitiurr in aoiiiir lis wrK. rue proprietor hnve so liiuvll fullli lit It" curative now rr tlutt llicy nffrr One lliirxlretl Pollara for any ru that tt full to cure, tsena for Hat of teatlmonlaU. Aiirf . r J i llKSItr A CO. ToUJo, O. KoM l.k' all lruiili(. Tic. Tk. Ilir family i'lll. for con.ilp.tloo. REVIEW'S LEGAL BLANKS when you hnvhe a good roast before it reaches your table? Do you know fine meats and poultry wheu you see them ? If you do we'll have no trouble iu doing a regular business with you. We have an as sortment of meats, poultry and provisions that are the best to be had. Tubes 25 cents and up. Reasonable prices on cas- arises: ing work. All work guaranteed. National Vulcanizing Works 205 S. JERSEY ST. St. Johns, Oregon The followiug list of legal blanks are uept tor sale at tuts ottice and others will be added as the demand Warranty deeds, Quit Claim Deeds, Realty and Chattel Mort gages, bntisfactton of Mortgages, Contracts fot Sale of Realty, Hills of Sale, Least's. Portsmouth Gospel Hall You Can't Beat Us on quality or price, no matter where you go. We are determined to keep ahead of all competitors, and we are doing it. ST. JOHNS CASH MARKET IMBODEN BROS., Prop's. Plpjie Columbia 21 WE DELIVER 09 N. Jersey Street Meeting 3 p. M. for Christians. Gospel meeting in eveuing 7130. One door west of drug store. At . 1 If II tion 01 wootiun hiuiih, 110 mu been in rortlund since 1JI07. coming; from Norhorn Onliforiiia, where he lived for yews. pictures nnd aoml thorn to soldiers. Currin Says So. 1 the s snappy cliW l.ouisvillo Courier-Journal. N. A. Gee, professor of odd GALLANT. 1 is nrst worK on tiio western jobs, is now remly to take your Bide of t ie Uscude nunintins order for nnytliing in house was 111 uinurivor, tu 1 nacNiio moving or repairing, roof re i.uu. iio iiu-u Mwrruu ior a pairing a specialty; cement luiuuur conniaio i 01 uoiins 101 1 work of all kinds a x years aim inter was at tirui- contracting. SOI .' veil. Aiuiy wiih with the phone Col. S03. 1 -un ui 1 ui iiiiiiu coiiimission ior two years in capacity of black smith. While living in liaatern Oregon in lb7S D. Mr. Sprouls participated in the Hannock ami Snake Indian wars, lie resided at 102G South Kellogg streets -Telegram. Hoy He cnlltnl my sister nnnios. Oirl Hut you have no sister. Hoy 1 know 1 ain't, but he anil general Ihmight 1 had, and said she was N. Ivanhoe: crosseyed nnd 1 wont for him. Note IK- new umiQiiucumeul of Heyerle : Armstrong, the new hardware merchants who huve just opcued up business here. Send tho soldiers boys pictures ol home life, they enjoy them. Currin Says So. 1). C. Lewis, state renresent- alive and candidate for re election, lias his law offices at 817 Hoard of Trade buildinu. It's phone is Main 8GG7. Sattir- Get your Kconomy Jar Caps at nay ovonings ami aununys tie is tne at. Joiins Hardware store, at ins nome m St. Johns, nt HQS illametto boulevard, whore ho can bo consulted. His residence Vacation models of victrolas phono is Columbia G72. His take up little room and afford homo is ulways open to any ono abundant pleasure. Take one uestnng to see mm. I along. Currin Says So. ''or Sale A well located and well established business m St. Johns that is in a flour ishing condition; in fact doing a s u I e n d i d business with greater tncreaSO 111 prospect, to turn out neat nnd tuty prlnUn The proprietor has an ex- "r.tw pnrti.uj nrir. nr . cellent reason for retirintr. 1 Parties lookinir for a trood I . HOUSE BOAT FOR SALE thing in a business way Ioro ? n ?T clm.nco i0 set a L,i..,xi ".."it:' 1.:. house boat that cost much more Biiui iu nu puss whs uy. ror money than isbeingasked for it: further information, apply at Was originally built for a gas this olHee. boat, but never used for that purpose; is 41 feet long, 10 feet wide, contains three apartments with room lor more, tows easily, ! is light and strong. A great' bargain at $100, or will trade for, a good Motorcycle. Call at this office. o nrlng In jour job printing whllt rou think of It. Don't wait until you re entirely out. We are equipped FOR SAIJi BY OWNKR-New three room house for $1350, reason able cash or monthly paymeuts. Also have five room house, modern. H2G1 Review office. Mosquitoes bother you? Cur- rms have the remedies to block this game. o NoU th label on your par. In order to Insure a change of ad vertliement the copy for tuch change . should reach Oils office not later then ! 1 Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please US Which do you want for your 10c ordi nary plug or lasting tobacco satisfaction. Peyton Brand Real Gravely Chewing Plug 10c a pouch and worth it 7 I no, avclylatt to much lorn Ro mora to cAu than ordinary plug P. B. Grarely Tobacco CoiBpajr DaaTiUe, Vlrginl