A Boy That Laughed To The Consumer! LI fi I know a funny little boy The happiest ever born; His face is like u beam of joy, Although his clothes arc torn. I saw him tumble on his nose, And waited for a groan But how he laughedl Do you suppose He Btruck his funny bone? There's sunshine in each word lie speaks. His laugh is something grand ; Its ripples overrun his cbeoks Like waves on snowy sand. No matter how the day may go, You cannot make him cry; He's worth a dozen boys I know Who pout and mope and sigh. - Wide Awake. If you want job printing done don't overlook us. We want to do all the printing for St. ,lohns people. I1 or commercial print ing this olllco is well equipped and we know how to do it Prices are lower than the same class of work is done in I'orl land, Dccnuse our expenses arc less. Any support along the printing line that any citizen or business man can givetiswm lie highly appreciated. I'iease don' forget. Not th label on your papar. Useful Elec trical Devices Vnciiiiiu Cleaners Hair Dryit.H llotidoh Lamp-. Samovars Toastm Disc Stoves Knot Win mum Milk WnrmiM MtlMMg. Vilimtois Clf-ar Lighter Ovens Walllo It mm Washing Much hie Lihiury I.uiiih Collcc Peiculatois Chafing Diftlicx Flat ImiiK Curling Iron I IcnlviM Luminous Kudialm Ttrn Kettles Sewing Muuhiuu Motors Shaving Mimns Kitchen Uiuiu'i'H Shaving Mugs mum sioke incirc mm Light & Power Co. Somebody pays the solicitor who calls at your door. i I Somebody pays the bookkeeper who looks after the charge accounts. Somebody pays the loss occasioned by the man who beats his grocery bill. Somebody pays for the upkeep of the palatial down town stores. bomeoouy pays lor tne oicr ereen auto delivery car that backs up to your door with liveried driver and flunky. Somebody pays the tea-cofTee-extract peddler who wastes much time coing long distances from his base of sunnlies. Somebody pays for all the little business conveniences that may readily be dispensed with if the proper spirit of inrnc is exerciseu. ics, somcuouy pays n. do you real ize, Mr. Consumer, THAT SOMEBODY IS YOU? There is no getting away from it in the final adjustment of ac- ,.. III... 4. it .1.. CUUIlUj. VVIIUL lb luinuuyi Trade at the nearest store, whatever the line may be, that gives you right goods and proper service at the mini mum cost. Keep for yourself the money that would oth crwise go to pay for unnecessary and useless service. To save, at the present time, is a patriotic duty. A few rea sons why I can help you save on your grocery bill: I believe my overhead expense is the least of any store in town. 1 sell for cash only. I deliver in my own district and on large orders only. Absolutely no profiteering. While most groceries are higher than formerly, my per cent of profit was never less than right now. Look the iollowmg prices over and then act according to your judgment: mmSMkCiM foe MAKING C LOTH ES KEEP THE Home Fir es Burning Post Toasties, pkg He Kellogg Corn Flukes, pkg 11c (Junker Corn Flakes, pkg 11c I'iiK.st (iiulity new crop, .small white Ik-nils, 2 lbs 25c Cnttuleue, small can l8c I lest Kveded Uuisins, new crop, 15 oz iMu kage 12c SiHilliss Stiltuna Raisins, per lb 12c Salt. 2 lb. ack -Ic; 1 lb. Hack. . . 8c Walnuts, Muiichuni, per lb lKc White Soap fie llrown Soup -Ic Fresh stock Garden Seeds and ruble!, Stationery, Tobacco and C ol nil goods guaranteed. Matches, best quality .fie I.nrge can pens, com, tomatoes 12c Campbell s or riulcrrcd block Soup, per can 12c Royal Rapt or Holsum llrcrid J)c Large i oil Toilet Paper, (5 for 2Gc lllack Figs, best finality, 2 lbs 2oc Coffee, excellent blend, per lb 27c Latge Inittle Moiiopole Cathiip 23c lleni cine Suar. 12 lbs. . . $1 00 mi .Monte Tomato Tunic Sauce, iter can 7c I Macon, sliced or piece, per lb . 0c Onion Sets just received. School fgar.s.'ull nt r i lit prices, finality J. M. SHAW Groceries and Provisions K02 North Ivanhoe Street PORTLAND, OKKGOK The Greater the Activity In Your Home, the Stronger will be the Home Ties Spring is coming. Do your own sewing; that's part of the activity, a pride creating influence. Choose your material from our new spring stock. Our store is being daily brightened with new arrivals. Select a Butte rick Pattern then inspect the new Devonshires, Ginghams, Percales and a large selection of the Linweave White Goods. The Home Fire can be kept burning by your patron age; yours and ours. A dollar spent in your own locality returns to you. BONHAM & CURRIER L E. ROSE, Mgr. Toggery Dept. 3f 111 - shine: IN EVERY DROP" UU'lHIfl II II I lilt w . t . I I I ) lul tli 1,1 I I I,. ' I 1 tft wr mi ' ml Black Silk Stove Polish It Mwl wJlf M--. r. . M-ui. -V I Wl41lMU.ll -I U elLaf i-Jk III k I- k .. ... Mi . . , l V.I. t..l ut. I . i r il.kiiU. n i. i . .i . t.-t.,.ltH . . r t I . : .1. .vr UU1IMU.MJ W. il,. M.il.im. IWutti.. I IIU k K.Ik Al,li I' i I I i I - I 1 k s II tv . , lai ..- llLllltl. k l. I.I -.. . .. k.l I .1- I'.il I. , " I I I J . I.UI..U. it a John Poft J II ll.ucy P. & H, Transfer Co. Phone Columbia 30S 306 N. Jeisey St. Johns, Ore 4 l 'Billie' Nichols f I RESTAURANT I LUCKY STRIKE CIGARETTE Until this now "smoke", wns mado you could never havo a real Burloy tobacco cigarette. It's the best yet. IT'S TOASTED The toasting brings out tho delicious flavor of that fine old Kentucky Burley. You never tasted anything so agroeablo think what roasting does for peanuts. w Ql Cuaranteed by A National Calamity If Public Utilities Are Broken Down "Tluf work of war linn thrown npjii iii.iny of tliese ccrporatlons t ruins which they ore tinabl to endure without prompt help," say.s John Skelton Willlitnni, Comptioller of the Currency of the United Statas, in his annual report to Congress. lie xiys further: "The iiminteimivee of efficiency ntul credit of public utility companies is essential, and public utilities commissions nnd iniinieixil mid local authorities should ("ive iiuuieilintely the most direct relief with the broatUinimled co-operation of the public Kfiienilly." Thin vitally imiwrtaiit iiiusmkc to Congress relates directly to the Rrave crisis which our company, like all the public utility compa nies of the country, finds confronting it ami should be of peculiar interest to every citizen at this time. Mr. Williams' report, as it relates to Street Railway companies, is as follows: A l'UKSSINC! PEHIL. Inofllcioncy, much of tho most ' gave n list of percontngos of nd Nntloiml nnd State Hanks, nml important war work of tho ditioiinl cost. ahowjiiK nmoiiR many t hoiisnnils oi small and . ' uu K"i'i" vi umwa m iuun mi, uuhip. IXVKKASK I' HUM lVlb Per Cent. .11.11, J 1 1, ..,,,, M, o ... 0,,,,,,, i,,lt . I , I Ini'tro invonitors. hnvo KiitlWiwl Prniyxed. soriously from thodocHno of the COSTS 1NCKBASB HEAVILY, earnlnir capacity of public utili- Tho work of war 1ms thrown ty corporations and the eonue unon many of these corporations qont shrinkage in tha value of strains which they are unable to iiifir vcuruif, ruiroauuiiiiK iu c nil lire wuiiotli prompi neip. vestments of many hundred mil lions of dollars, lhesu losses naturally diminish the powor and disposition of the public to respond to tho calls of tho Gov eminent for money for war. this danger should arouse. I venture to sumiest. the anxiety and stimulate tho efforts of tho The costs of their labor and of all material for operation, bet terment and upkeep hnvo in creased heavily and suddenly. They are required to increase radically nnd quickly their ser vice and facilities. Industries mnnufncturiiu; war munitions and materials demand of tho M ...... 1 1 ttrn . congress ami oi every patriotic pumic utilities corporations con ofliciencv of those cornorntions .. l i -i s ' " i I f.. i . .i V1 . 1 ' is imporinnt lor tno successiui pressinir peril is forced upon er and iirht. At tho industrial nri.; n, ti.j u our attention by the obvious fact centers.car lines are being rush- ciency is not possible with pres. hat we aro dependent so large, ed ami overburdened by new nr- ent conditions. Corporations y in uiu iMiiuiuiiuy hiuj suungiu lilies OI WOlKers. tne gas com-' nrovori hv tboir nwn Mmit-oq tn Copper Wire 180 Pipe, Cast Iron 100 Axles T. 272 Acids 102 Brass 300 Car l'orgings 21G Castings. Malleable IDS Copper. Bar and Sheet M7 I on,l Put nml Qlinnt 107 Nidis iio attention of the Congress and Steel. Tool ... 100 tno public. I am impressed with Tie Plates .. ..... 7G tho importance of early consid- ti, nnnHnnnri nnA i.JrLJn.r oration by tho Congress of some It VWHUMHVI lfV UVT VMt'lllh such additions to their charges for service as will keep in them the breath of solvency, protect their owners against unjust loss, and give them a basis of credit on which they may obtain the funds with which to meet the strain put on them by tho Gov ernment's needs, The breaking down of these corporations would bo a National calamity. Bocauso of the gravity of tho situation in this regard I am moved to ask for it the careful measure to provide directly or indirectly for advance of funds on some conservative basis to such of theso corporations as need help most urgently, so that they can give adequate service of these corporations and on our panics are called upon for gas be mVonoh m? bnnkrmitPv Vnn. to the Government, 'ihp reme- railroads for speed and success for cooking nnd heating in qunn- not olitnin mnnw fnr nurm-n ' would oe unusual; nut tne money ior improv meats or maintenance. On tho 2 111 N. JKKSKY STKKET " 9 Open l!venints and Cream Direct From Ide Cows GIVE US A CALL 7. J. R. WtlMt'R Transfer and Storaoe joodt to and froix , ncouTr, l.lnn 3uburbui Exprcti I. -.w, W daliver your kooJ II pru ot rortUiul, Vi ?ton, PortUnd and Subi Co., city dock and all pc The Central THUS M.. K I i j Philadelphia Stu-it. St Johns Soft Drinks as usual Coldest and Coolest Drinks in' town, baudwiclitts, etc. All lead ing Summer Drinks. TRY OUR MILK PUNCH I 1 fMuscaday Dairy 0 J. II. WINDLE, Prop. ! Phone Col. 320 Delivered Dally J A Choice Line of Cigars, Tobac- 1 1 1 co and Soft Drinks Hi l I m rti Willi UK Tllli CAR STOPS Bloomberg's Shoe Shop . . , r Dnrtpmniilh Pnonnl Lin II I UIIOIIIUUIII uudpci noil in preparing for and nrosecutimr tities bevond nil normal cnlcnln tne war. tions and far beyond their nres-ntiint. i,n,wi i.nnio nn, nu-,nnc ent capacities, 'lhey are urged sutYering severe losses from in continually to furnish more coke vestments in the securities of mm com uyurouucts, loiuoi nnu other elements absolutely essen tial in modern warfare. Where cantonments hnve been estnb The corporations referred to supply light, heat, powor and electric railway transportation for passengers and freight. They touch intimately the daily life of the people. In normal theso entirely legitimate and once promising enterprises will be discouraged from lending money to the Government or de- times they have been favorite lished, the demands on the re- nrived of the means to lend targets for sneers and savage sources of water, lighting and "'J? r nT r .Trnnnpn cr.ticisms from large parts of transportation companies are es- 1 um.ii. jjiiuululuui lu tho public and tho press. In penally severe: ability to com. some instances, doubtless, they ply with such demands is neces have deserved and invited lios- sary for the safety and comfort of the lighting men in training. The Past Time Billiard Hall., IN I WIUTI fi. .ru tor The Place Where They All Go IIO South Jry St Acrotri from l'cuiusula National lUuk We do all kludi of Urt cIiim Shoe Mild Kubbvr rruuii)K m bct ob luiiubli ktyle ut a tcuouublc price Meeting 3 p. M. for Christiaus. Gospel meeting in eveuiug 7:30, One door west of drug store. tility. In others, the attacks upon them probably havo been unjust and unreasonable. Fre quently they have been tho vic tims or bonehcinnesof local ioN itics. suffering injury in the olid in either case. Yet, gener ally, they were able to serve the needs of their communities th COOPERATE The first and most direct re lief to the public utilities corpo rations can be given by the state public utilities commis- A committee representing the -sions and municipal and local four leading associations, which authorities, with the broad include all the principal electric minded co-operation of the peo- iigni ami power compnnies. street railway companies and times are unusual. The amount of railroad and other public service bonds own ed by the National bnnks June 30. 1917, was reported at $763, 000,000. This is equal to ap. proximately 70 per cent of the capital stock of the banks. With appropriate aid from the Government through the Con gress; with liberal recognition by local authorities of the pres. ent acute conditions, and with some practical provision to ena ble the corporations to meet their own needs and those of the country, the danger now press ing and oecoming more serious the most important gas compa nies of the country, recently submitted to this ollice a report in which attention was asked to pie generally, understanding the with each day will be removed. necessities of war and realizing the general business interests of that the more promptly its bur- the country will be fostered, the dens are accepted the sooner ability and readiness of the pub. they will be lifted. It is essen- ile to respond to calls for money tial that forbearance and consid- will be maintained and urgent t it 1 witn reasonable emciency ano to earn fair returns on the mon- the increase within tho last two eration be exercised by the state requirements for the defense of oy invested in them. Now they years in the cost of materials commissions and municipal au- the country's life and assurance are threatened with rum If they must use for the mainte- thorities, and that the corpora- of our freedom and peace will they me allowed to sink into nance of their properties. They tions also be permitted to moke be met. Portland Railway, Light & Power Company