LIFE IN A SUBMARINE. How th Craw Get Air Fit to Breath Whllo Under Water. Tho commander of a BUbmnrino ob serves what Id Kolnff on nt tho Hurfnco by means of tho periscope, but when that Is submerged ho sees nothing. And If ho moves his vessel -whllo using tho perlscopo ho leaves a white llnko on tho water, which exposes him to tho enemy. However, tho perlscopo Is sometimes of a longth about seventeen feet to Klvo partial Bofity, as when only tho Up shows tho boat Is unlikely to bo damaged by an enemy's Arc, nlthough If tho perlscopo chances to bo shot way It might causo a fatal leak. Also tho submarine can bo rammed. Tho diving rudders aro mounted In pairs, one on cither side, foro and aft, with nn ordinary vertical rudder at tho torn for lateral steering. Each motor sot drives a roverslblo propeller. Tho accommodation for tho navigating of' flcors Is In tho conning tower, whllo tho quarters of tho craw of ten men aro In tho bow, ns is also the galley. Bpoclal arrangements havo been mado to securo an adequate ventilation of tho Interiors of tho boats. During hup faco operations Uio air Is drawn in from outside. When traveling sub merged tho heated ntmosphcro of tho engine nnd tho exhaled air of Uio crow aro drawn off through ventilators which imss It through various Altering, oxy. getiatlng and cooling devices, after which it is returned to tho interior and is fit to bo breathed again. Uxchango. TELEPATHY. That, Like Other Mental Operation, Cannot De Explained. "Mario Corcllt has attributed telep athy to electricity. Is thcru any scien tific truth in tho matter, or is it but a theory?" writes a correspondent, and wo answer: Entirety theory. Nono knows iiow telepathy originates becauso nothing is known of Uio naturo of mind that is, no law of tho mind has been discover ed. Everything Is Uieory until Uio law in discovered and then proved beyond nil poHolblllty of doubt Every possi bility of doubt or error of any kind, however tnlnuto, must bo annihilated before anything la published as a law in any sclcntlilc book. Tho mass of obscuro Uilngs, such as telepathy, mind reading, action of mind on mind (as In hypnotism), action of mind on matter without physical con tact, influence, suggestion, personal magnetism, automatic writing, draw ing, painting, reading closed books, causing sound to bo heard, conversa tions In spaco Iwtwcon lnvlslhlo (wr sonnlltlee, warnings, sending of mes sages from dying pcrnoiiH to their friends, rescues from danger by mind Influences, transmission of drawings and pictures to minds of others by mind processes all theso and perhaps ns many as 100 more most remarka ble mental things aro now occurring constantly In somo part of Uio world. Edgar Luclen Larklu in Now York American. Teeth of the Ancient. Tho silence of Uio classics cortnlnly looms to indlcnto that Uio Greeks and Itomnn suffered very llttlo from their teeth. Words for toothncho and for tooth extracting Instruments can, In deed, bo found in tho Greek nnd lnUn dictionaries, but the authors quoted for them aro generally Into and al ways uninteresting. Wo can hardly belluvo that If toothucho had been common In Athens Aristophanes would havo mado no Jokes about IU Hut u claNileal scholar may pretty safely bo defied to clto n sluglo Greek or Latin paHsago about It Even Lucretius, when ho gets on Uio subject of teeth in n passage whero a reference to toothncho might bo expected, merely refers to tho Jar given to tho teeth by very cold water or by biting a stono In one's bread. London Chronicle, Reolproolty, "Dear Mnrold," with sadness alio wrote to her former fin nee, "us you aro probably aware, 1 nm to bo married to Mr, Anthony tho coming month. I shall therefore upproclato It If you will bum all tho llttlo no tea I sent you, assuring you of reciprocity in regard to those you sent mo," Hho Immediately received Uils reply: "Dour Dorothy 1 shall certainly com ply with your request at onco. And, tncldontfllly, as your now tlanco holds a few notes of mine I shall deem it n great favor If you will induce him to burn Uiera with Uio rest" National lAxxl Magaxlnc. Education. Education Is not merely tho writing of facts ou tho mind as ono write on a blank slate. It resembles rather tho placlug of fresh color ou canvas on which earlier colors aro not dry. Tho uew colors mix with tho old. So tho living mind mixes new Information with what is already In it, and Judge Uio now In tho Ibjbt of tho old. Inappropriate Garb. "How aro you coming along with your now magatluo, tho Society Girl?" "All right. Hut the mulling propoul Uon bothers me." "How's thatr "I don't like to send her out In a Trapper." Louisville Courier Journal. A Good Actor. Patience So sho married an actor? trice Oh, yes "Was ho a good nctor?" "Oh, yes; he acted as If ho loved her," Yonkcrs Statesman. To apply to others in charity tho knowledge ono has used against one elf In Judgment this is tho hard rhtug to do. Mallach. Deafness Cannot Bo Cured ty local application, a they cannot reach the dlttastd portion of the tar- Tntro la only on war to cur iltatur, and that I by conlllutlonl runtdU. Utafniu I caul by an Intlamtd condition of th mu cou lining of th KuiUchlan Tub. Vlin this tub Is Inrlamtd you hav a rumbling pound or Imperfect hearlna, and when It I utlrcly clod, lafn I lb rnult. and unit th Inflsnunatlon can t taktn out and thl tub restored to It normal condi tion, htarlnc will b dtttrojrtd forever, nln cae out of ten are cauaed by Catarrta. which I nothing but an IntUmtd coudttlon of th mucou surfaces. W will ail v On Hundred Dollar for any ra of Oeafne (caused by catarrh) that caanol b cured by Hall' Catarrh Cur. Bend for circular, free. V. J. CHKNHr" CO., Toledo. Ohio, Bold by lVufiltt. Tie. Tak Uall' Kamlly fill lor constipation. AN EVEN TRADE. It Wasn't Mad 8lmply Decause the Law Wouldn't Allow It. A. traveling salesman for n Gnnso- voort street wholcsalo grocerj' tlrm, re cently back from a trip through rough lands of a neighboring state, tells Uils possibly truo tnla: "Ono day on my last trip 1 had a six mllo rldo to mako to tho county scat, and tho smnll vlllago In which 1 was had only ono iiorso that 1 could htro nnd no other form of conveyance. may say Hint n friend had landed mo In Uio town that morning from his car, and I had sold goods enough to pay Uio expenses of tho trip. "Well, I got away on tho sorriest specimen of a horso I over straddled. and I wns to send him back by Uio mail carrier, though not as a parcel post package. It took mo two hours to cover tho distance I was sorry enough I hadn't walked and as I passed Uio county Jail ou my old bag of bones a face grinned nt mo from between tho bars of n small squaro window. I was too sore to smile, but I nodded to Uio grin, nnd Uio prisoner called to mo: "'Say, mister,' ho said, 'how'd you llko to trado that critter for thirty days In Jail? "Just then I would havo been glad inough to havo traded, but Uio law Wouldn't let me, und 1 rodo on." Now York Sun. THE THIRD NAPOLEON. flpley Pen Picture John Hay Drew of the French Emperor. Ono of tho lxt things John Hay ever wrote, sayH William ltoscoo Thayer In his presentation In Harper's of Hay's unpublished diaries, is UiU pen portrait of Naoleon IH.t "Short and stocky, ho moves with a queer, rtldelong gnlt, llko a gouty crab, a man so wooden looking that you would expect his voice to coino rasp ing out llko n watchman's rnttlo; a complexion llko crude tallow marked for death whenever death wants him to bo taken some tlmo In half an hour or left, neglected by tho skeleton king for years perhaps, If properly coddled. "Tliu mustache mid Imperial which the world knows, but rugged and brist ly, concealing the mouth entirely, aro moving u little nervously as tho Hps twitch; eyes sleepily watchful fur tive, stealthy, rather Ignoble, llko serv ants looking out of dirty windows and saying 'Nobody nt home,' and lying as they say it. "And withal n wonderful phlegm! Ho stands there as still and ImpasHlvo ns If carved In oak for u ship's llgurchcad. Ho looks not unlike one of those rude, Inartistic statues. Ills legs aro too short, his body too long. Ho never looks well but on n throuu or on n horse, as kings ought." Conservlno tho Joy of Life. Tho most hopeful feature of tho de velopment of n now attitude toward youth Is tho wllllnirtmw to conscrvo tho spirit of tho Joy of life tho great gift which youth hns to offer to Ufa To youth has been given tills great Joy of life, nnd It is tho right of tho indi vidual to carry Its spirit on into age, making It fuller and deeper us tho yearn roll on. The new movement Is ussertlng tho right of youth to Its Joy, recognizing that this Is tho creative force which will ruUo life from it dull level. It means less of tho. disenchant ment of age, n keeping allvo of tho glow of life, cultivating an over deeiv filing optlmUm, mi admirably express ed by those simple lint's of Drowning: (lrotv old ulutiir with me, Kur the best la yt to be, Georgo I' Kearney in Forum. Making a Chang' Ink. In shoiHt whero it is dump or cheml cal fumes nro present It Is usually dtlll cult to ciiusu labels to stick to bottles or cans. An Ink for uni on such cou taluers Is iiiudo its follows: Shellac, 20 grams; dlssolvo It In u hot solution of borax containing .10 grain: of borax to 100 cubic centimeters of water; (liter whllo hot mid add a solution made of uullluo black, 8 grams; tuiiiiln, O.II gram; picric acid, 0.1 gram, nnd am mount, 15 grams, In water, 10 gin in. It will bo found that this Ink works nicely and renins tho usual chemical nnd corroslvu fumes.-Clncliuiatl Com- merctal Tribune, Oolf Ball's Strang Flight. That a golf bull does not travel In a parabolic curvo was nsserted by l'ro- fesKor O, Vernon Itovu during tho trial of n patent suit In Uio IlrltWh chancery court I'rofceisor Hoys, who hud becu called ns mi expert on ball titles, de scribed experiments lit) hud mudo with mechanically propelled golf bulls and mild that thoso when driven hard more than counteracted Uio attraction of gravity. "A good tllght," ho said, "Is very nearly straight for n long time, then gradually rising nud then falling." AUo Emvraldt, Among tho Aztec treasures of Mexico were found muny flue emeralds. They wero exquisitely cut, and It Is from this source that tho magnificent emeralds now forming part of tho royal collec tion of Spain wero supposed to havo como. Exchange. Imagination. "A oet needs a great deal of Imagi nation." "Yes; tf ho really wnded nrouud In tho wet grass looking nt sunrises nud listening for robins ho wouldn't last long enough to write much poetry," Washington Star. Limitations, Jack I hear that you havo quit tho literary game. Jill Yes; 1 despaired of ever writing up to my publishers' printed estimates of my work. Life. W - - - --- wiETCiininii Does Not Rub Off. Lattt 4 Times' as Loaf at Others, Sam Work. Get a Can Today MONKEY ANTICS. The Orang Outang I a Creature of Great Imitative Ability. in hotels and prlvato houses of India monkeys have been found that wero trained to wait nt tablo, bringing dishes and articles of food in a moro or loss mechanical way. Tho story of tho talented orang outang of BufTon, Uio naturalist, is classic This crcaturb gavo visitors his arm, walked with them, showed them to Uio door, ate with a knlfo and fork and drank from a glass, poured tea into a cup, sweetened it and wulted till It cooled before ho drank It. An orang outang nt tho Jardln den Plnntcs in I'nris regularly unlocked with a key tho door of tho compart mcnt ho occupied, opened Uio door, locked it on Uio other sldo after bo bad entered and then hung the key on a nail. Klourcns relates that bo onco visited tho Jardin des Plantcs in company with an aged scholar whoso appearanco greatly Interested Uils orang outang, which was nt largo in tho rooms of Uio Institution. Tho scholar woro old fash ioned clothes, ono arUclo of which was a tall hut wlUi a wlclo brim. Ho was much bent from ago and in walking supported himself with a heavy cane. When tho two men woro about to de part tho hat and cano of Uio old man wero missing. Presently tho orang outnng was seen tottering through the room, his back bunt almost double, wearing tho hut upon his head and walking stlllly by Uio aid of Uio cano. Chicago Herald. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. 8tory of the Qrowth of Famous New York City Landmark. Madison Squaro Garden, lndlssolubty associated wlUi tho city of Now York. was purchased In 153 by Uio Harlem railroad after Uio extinction of Uio old euHtern post road, which ran diagonal ly across tho block. In 1854 Uio rait road company put up sheds for Uio handling of Uio early morning milk supply and farm products. In lBKi Uio train sheds wero rebuilt to houso a passenger terminal of Uie Harlem on Twenty-sixth street nnd of tho Now Hnvcn road ou Twenty- seventh street, tho trains being broken up nt Uio present Grand Central and tho separate cars being drawn down by mules. Tho railway ceased to uso Uio build Ing In 1871, and In 1873 It wns remod oled and leased to Itanium for tho con gross of nations. Sheridan Hhooli and Patrick Gllinore, In Joint conduct of a museum, were tho next tenants. liar tium rctuniod with tho circus nnd mo- nngerio April 27, 187-L Qilmoro took tho plnco for tho noxt season and pro duced tho first of his concerts May 2U, 1870. On May 31, IS70, tho placo was first designated Madison Bquaro Garden, Tho tearing down of tho old building wan begun Aug. 7, 1880. Tho present Ntnicluro was formally opened Juno 10, 1800. Argonaut Health For Canarle. Kven n canary must bo cared for Ju dlcloiiHly If Its life Is to bo happy. (tegular vxerclso outsldo its cago Is de sirable, If Its owner has tlmo to look after this exercise. A scrupulously cleun cage, fresh water and seed overy day, greens of somo sort lettuce, cel ery, plantain-onco or twlco n week, and enforced abstinence from sugar, sweet biscuits and other odds nnd ends that aro often fed to birds theso details Insuro health and, therefore, hupplucNS to the caged bird. Perhaps tho fact that It Is euged, thut It hns no few waiM of making Its wants known, should mako Its owner moro careful of Its health than sho would bo oven of tho health of n dog or cut, New York Dun. Ploturea In Qardons. Above most other arts, landscapo architecture Is bused on naturo, and tho art ehould be practiced on natural lines. The evolution of growing things, tho development of distinct types of effect, nlthough grently varied, can be, and should be, mado to bear tho stamp allko of definite, though perhaps Instinctive, Ideas throughout tho vari ous kinds of landscapo gardening, whether it bo n park, an estate a vll Ingo garden or a window box. It ihoulil mako a lino picture, no matter how small or how largo. Now iork Telegram, Cash Prlie. Platbush Ho always was a lucky sort of a guy. llensonhurfct Whats happened? "He's got thu cash prize In n lottery " "Ileallyr "Yes, he's Just married money." Youkera Statesman. Protection. "What's tho Idea of using tho pro- nouu 'wo' no often tu your nrtlclesT" 'Well," replied tho editor, "Us a mat ter of self protection. In case any body takes otTeuso 1 want to sound as much as possible llko a crowd," Phil adelphia ltecord. Tempu FufllL "I want a warrant for tho arrest of Vather Time." "What's tho charger "Outrageous nnd continuous viola tion of Uio speed laws." Judge. Tho Proper Kind. "I will give the boys' athletic dub H acrobatic lunch today." "What Is thatr' "Ono consisting of turnovers." Hal- Utnoro American. He who lives after naturo shall never bo poor; after opinion, shall never be rich. Seneca. REVIEW'S LEGAL BLANKS The following list of legal blanks are kept for sale at this office and others will be added as the demand arises; Warranty deeds, Quit Claim Deeds. Realtv and Chattel Mort gages, Satisfaction of Mortgages, Contracts for Sale of Realty, Bills of Sale, Leases. Closing Out Prices on Groceries and Crockery Still Continue jassaiseessasjaaM)tMaisisBBfjSBasjsM LET US SHOW YOU jsjsMsBs Matters have shaped themselves so that it is not imperative that we move our Men's Toggery until the middle of June. This enables us to maintain our Grocery Room until that time. We will continue to give our patrons the benefit of the Closing Out Prices rather than negotiate the sale of the stock in bulk. The stock was large and well balanced, and there are still bargains- in everything in Reg. 25c tt 35c tt 45c 50c tt Proposals for Street Work Scaled proposals will be received at thu office of the recorder of the city of St. Joints, until May 25th, 1015, at 8 o'clock p. in. for the improvement of Pittsburg street from uie norm line oi crawionl street to the ferry slip, in manner pro vided by Ordinance Number CC0, subject to the provision of the charter and ordi nance of the city of St, John and the estimate oi uie city engineer ou me. Kiieiueera estimate t h.waj.vj. Hid mutt be strictly In accordance with the printed blank, which will be furnished on application at the office of uie recorder ot uie city oi bt. jonns And said Improvement must be com Dieted on or lie (ore 6o day from the date at uie msi publication oi wits notice. No projiosaUorbidt will he considered utiles accompanied by a certified check payable to the order of the mayor of the city of St. John, certified by a responsi ble txinic lor an amount equal to ten per cent, of the aggregate proposal. The right to reject auy and all bid U Hereby reserved. uy orucr oi me city council. A. K. DUNSMORU, Recorder of the city of St. Johns, Published in the St. Johns Review May 7, 14 and 21, 1916. ORDER OF SALE Tho undersigned administra tor, in pursuance of an order of tho Court, hereby gives notice that ho will sell at public sale on Thursday, May 27th, at 2 o'clock p. m., the following described property, for cash cash: Lots 5 nnd C, Block 6. Point View Ad dition to the City of St. Johns, being the property of Anna West- lund, deceased. The sale will take place on the premises. Chas. Lindquist. Admr. B. L. Snow. Attorney for Admr. Published in the St. Johns Re view April 23. 80, May 7, Hand 21, 1916. PROBATE Charles Hamlin Massey estate. Notice Is hereby given that tho undersigned has been ap pointed administratrix of the es tate of Charles Hamlin Massey, deceased, by the County Court of the State of Oregon for Mult nomah County, and has quali fied. All persons having claims against the estate are hereby no tified to present the same to me or my attorneys, Geeslin & Se ver, 1026 Chamber of Commerce building, Portland, Oregon, with proper vouchers and duly verifi ed within six months from dato horeof. Dated and first published April 23rd, 1915. Mary A. Massey, Administratrix. Geeslin & Sever, Attorneys. Last publication, May 21,1915. NtU the labt on your fifW, Groceries and Crockery. Walnuts, Closing but Price Bottle Vanilla, Closing Out Priee Coffee, Tea, it tt Carnation, Mt. Vernon Milk Reduced 30 per cent Off on Aluminum Ware 35 " " " " Dishes .20 " " " " Enamel Ware BON HAM Proposals for Street Work Scaled proposal will be received at the office of the Recorder of the City of St. Johns until May 25tli, 1916, at 8 o'clock p. in., for the improvement of S. Ivnnhoc strict, from the east line of IJurlliiKton trcetto the west line of Richmond St. in the manner provided by Ordinance No. CGI, subject to the provisions of the Charter ami Ordinances of the City of Stjohus.und estimate of tho city engi neer, ou file. liiiKiueer's estimate Is f 1,879 .73. Illils must be strictly In accordance with printed blanks, which will be furn ished ou application at the office of the Recorder of the City of St. Johns. And said improvement must be completed on or before 60 days from the date of the last publication of this notice. No pro-Msals or bids will be considered unless accompanied by a certified check payable to the order of the Mayor ot the City of St. Johns certified by a respon sible bank lor an amount equal to ten percent, of the apKreKate proposal, The right to reject auy and all bids Is hereby reserved. By order of the City Council. A. K, DUNSMORU, Recorder. Published In the St. Johns Review on May 7, 14 and 21,1015. PROBATE Charles Bredeson estate. Notice is hereby given that tho undersigned has been ap pointed administratrix of tho es tate of Charles Bredeson, de ceased, by the County Court of the State of Oregon for Multno mah County, and has qualified. All persons having claims against tho estato are hereby notified to present tho same to me or my attorneys, Geeslin & Sever, 1036 Chamber ot commerce minding, Portland, Oregon, with proper vouchers and duly verified with in six months from date hereof. Dated and first published May 7, 1915, Virginia Bredeson, Administratrix. Geeslin & Sever, Attorneys. Last publication, Juno 4, 1915. "MONEY" The miut makes it and under the terms of the CONTINENTAL, MORTGAGE COMPANY you can secure it at 6 per cent for any legal purpose on approved real estate. Terms easy, tell us your wants and we will co operate with you. Petty &. Company 513 Dculum Bld. Buyer, CoU. NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS. In order to Insure a change of ad vertisement the copy for sueh changa should reach this office net later than Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p, m. Pisa rtfflimstr thl and aava tfc rirU 1" Hr - --. C tt it tt tt & CURRIER Centra! Market! 2O0 S. Jary Street See us for the Choicest Cuts of the Best Meats Obtainable. (Mar mt and ramify Trad SUdUL T. P. WARD. Proorielar. HOLMES LODGE ISO. 101 KNIGHTS Or PYTHIAS, Meets every l'riday night at 7:30 o'clock in niCKNRR Hall. Visitors always wel come. II. C. PINCH. C. C. A. CARL, NELSON, K. R. S. THAT MAN REDERER Does Uuilding, Remodeling, Cabinet Work, Painting and Papering, Signs. 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