WUnc and HltherT
A sublime passage U Cnrlylc'i vision
of history ns n stupendous proccuslon
fortn-Usulnj? from Cimmerian night
and vanishing Into pathetic nml nth
omleM silence, which Is given na fol
lows In "Sartor Itosurtiw;"
"Uko HotM wild flnmlnK, wild thiin
dorlng train of hcnven'n nrnlllcry dors
this mynterloti mankind thunder nml
JIatno In Iour drawn, quick Mieceedlmf
grandeur through the unknown deep
LIUu n God crcfitwl, tiro brenthluft spir
it host, wu cincrRo from I tin limne.
hnsto stormfully ntnm thn astonlidiwl
earth, then plunjcu again lulo thi Inline
Kiirth'fl mountains tiro Ictulcd and hor
wens tilled up In our passage On the
uarth, which In hut dwul and a vision,
resist HplrltH which luivo raillty nnd
nrc nllro? On llio hnrdcit adamant
sonic footprint of m I Mnwpd In; lh
last roar of tho hiwt will nd trnnw of
tho curliest vitn. Hut whence' O henv
cn, whither? Seimo known not. fnlth
knowH not, only that It Is throned toys
tcry to mystery, from nod to Und."
Cruel but Necetmry.
Tho Kskltnosi dread tin winter nnd
tnke enrly precaution to provide
ngultiNt famlnn. As tho schsoii tip
pronchos thn Rrcnt herds of reindeer
inlnrnlo southward, nnd tho walriu or
tho srnl nro nil that remain for food
When nn In wind I blowing tin wnl
rug Ih easily found on the outer edm
of tho lea pnckH. When It Is blowing
off tho shore, however, the Ice pack
Null out to sen with the wiilni4M on
them. The unlives then clnss their
numbers) In n list from (ho Mlningest to
tho weakest. The food thnl Is In store
Is divided up, tho weakest having the
smallo.it quantity, the Alroiigeit the
largeat. Thus tho uilghtlettt hunters
havo strength to provldo for the oth
em. It Is n cruel nystcin, hut never
melons n necessary one. ir nil were
weak, all would die; If some are strum;.
thoy will savo many of the weak,
Th Oes Llfti the Orlnditontt.
I'roiu tho Isjttom of Hid Hay of
Kundy cotno some of the llnest grind
stone In tho world, and the manner In
which they nm procured Is simple nnd
Ingenious, tho stonecutters making thu
exceptional tldo perform (ho hardest
part of tho work. When tho tldo Is
out, which happens twlco every day,
tho workmen quarry the slimes from
tho solid rock and fasten (hem to n
big llatboat. Then In comes tho tide.
n mighty flood rushing In, ns though
thb great ocean hnd suddenly changed
lis mind. A wonderful sight It Is
rising often ns high as n bonne! And
now thn men have nothing more lo do
Tho tldo lifts tho boat, mid up comes
tho Htono with It. Hunt and stone lire
then brought close Inshore, where the
Mono Is removed nt leisure when the
tide Is out Argonaut.
A Flttlnu Reply.
Major I .oinii x of the United Stales
finny was visiting In ('nniulii soon
after tho war of 1812. lie was outer
tallied In Quebec by tho ollliers of tut
or tho royal regiments. After dinner.
rtnccchcs' mid toasts liolng In order.
ono of thu llrlllsh ollleers. having liu
tilhcd too geuerounly of tho champagne.
gave as n toast, "The President of I he
United Klates, Dead or Alive!" The
toast was accepted with laughter.
Major Joninic who to respond, say
lug, "Permit me lo give ns my toast
Tho Prince Itegenl, ItrtinU or Sober!"
Thu llrlllsh oillcor sprang liiNiuiitly
to his feel mid In angry torn de
miindcd, "Sir, do you Intend (list re
mark ns nu Insult)"
To which Major Iiim calmly nn
Mworcd, "No, sir; us the reply to ono."
Don't Get Up In a Hurry.
Don't Jump up the first thing your
ryes are open. Ilemember (list while
you sleep the vital orgnim are at iot
Tho vitality Is lowered ami IIih elrcu
latloii not ho strong.
A sudden spring out of I nil Is u shock
to theso organs, eipevlnlly to the luxirl.
us It starts punipliig the blood sudden
ly. IVm't Ik) In such a hurry. HI retch
slid yuwu nnd yawn and stretch
Ktretch tho anus sud lens, stretch lh
whole Isxly. A good yawn slid stretch
nro Inttter oven than a cold Nth. Take
time. It will keep you young Mini odd
years lo your llfo.-l'miilly loctor.
Golf.
A writer In an ICuglteh ptipcr has
thin to say regarding tho game of golf:
"Oolf Is a gtvitt hhiiio, but slil hi- me
niblicks If I think It uuiuon up to (Id
.itledywItiU. It I dsywl with n eeu
plo of farms, n river or so, twti or
threo wind hills, u iiuioUir of luiple
incuts rcoumbllng iltmtbt'ti topis,
etrnngo langnat!o much like Hindu
tttnul, any old clothe nml u Is rite hs
soriiuent of oatlu."
Overheard In the Art CUllory,
They wore inaklng the iisuul rot i ml
of exhibitions.
"Oh." ho unclaimed, "do look nt thst
Uautlful Apollo llelvedeiv!"
"Shi" she returned. "Don't wy 'imf
o loud. Kverybody'll kuow e'rt Jnt
married." Judge.
the
Americans and Soap.
There Is a serious ubotice of cake
soap from tho hotels on the tourist belt
of west Scotland, und nearly nil of the
soap supply Is la liquid or powder form.
A correspondent of the London Chron
icle reports tbnt the spray and the tric
kle wore sejfegunrds against tho Yan
kees. No American tourists, ho wan
told, can sco n hotel cako of soap with
out putting it In Ills pocket, provided
bo is unobserved. "They nro n splen
did people to deal with," said one of
tho hotel keepers, "but unchained, port
bio soap Is their undoing."
"That tnntter of soap Is ono of tho
international quarrels of innnnerK," ob
serves the Chronicle. "The whitest
American Is ns dishonest about it cake
of soap as tho blackest of his com
pntrlols Is about chickens. He .will
steal iinylmiVy's cake of soap.
"And Just Hcruss tho channel you find
countries where you carry your own
soii and would as soon think of a
public cako of soup ns of a public
toothbrush."
Sounds So.
"How oddly the uwu drilling
machinery talks."
"How do you mwtur
"I hoard him tolling liU helper to I
nave- thu watttu." llnltlmore AnwrUwij.
vs
Note For News,
"That man I nu luveturNt gossip,
nnd ho him n perfect gulun for suiull
Ing out equally tliuo In fumlll,"
"Then his Is somolhlug of a storm
center." Uxchungo.
Acrobstie Diplomaey.
Kllhu Hoot once ilwMntsI it ral dip
lomiit thus: "A rwtl dlploinnt. you
know, Is man who can stretch bauds
across the sea without putting his
oot In It."
Central Market!
20S S. Jersey Street
See us for the Choicest Cuts of
the Best Meats Obtainable.
Orrfer TWed and Tamlly Trade Solkfcctf.
T. P, WARD, Proprietor.
When Right Seemed Wrong.
ltrowu, n stranger In a Canadian
city, stoppeit a pert looking newsboy
nml nuked directions to n well known
park, Ho gruw wrathy us he repealed
the urchin's lustructlons.
"Tn Ito nny old street car," llrown
echoed.
"yes."
"Ami nt thn end of thn line change
to tho first young street car. Is that
what you said?"
"Yes," answered the boy. with a grin
Then he shied off at the geiitlouiun's
Rosliiro toward his cheek.
"You'd belter run," llrown called af
tor him. "You needn't try your smart
tricks on mo or I'll tltrash you." lie
walked nway, stopped nt u newsdeal
er's to buy it city guide nml found the
directions to the park us follows!
"Tako nny Ohio street enr to end of
line, then change lo Yonge." Now
York Press.
When Hoops Degan.
When wero hoops "In" for tho first
time? According to Htrutt, "trundling
thu hoop Is n pnstlmu of uncertain or
igin, but much In fashion nt present"
(1801). Dr. Murray's dictionary. Inci
dentally remarking that tho original
hoop affected by Isiys was n barrel
hoop, gives no Kugllih reference to It
earlier than 170'J. lint tho hoop was
well known to undent Urcck und Ito
mnn lmys, who culled It n "trochus"
(wheel), Their hoops were iniido of
bronze, and representations of them on
gems show that they wero driven by n
Utile hook wllh a wooden handle, very
like tho modern boy's hoop slick. This
was culled by the (Irccks "elnter"
(driver) and by thu Itomans "clavls"
(key). Sometimes thu undent hoop had
hells attached to It.-Iindoil Mall.
Order of Oybgogglet.
"The gybgogglu Is one of the rarest
and most curious niilmals In existence
ami Is found only In Madagascar nnd n
part of Australln." didactically began
Professor l.lckclpher, the schoolmaster,
during it recent session of the Kit and
Argno club, "It Is u sort of n vninplre.
somelhlng like a cross between n kan
garoo and an enormous bat. nnd can
swim and tly wllh equal esiso. II"-
"I'lne. Hue!" snarled the old codger,
whoso rheumatism was hectoring him
with iiuiixiiiil severity. ".Swell uainefor
it new lodge-The Conealeiialed Ordei
of Philanthropic dybgoggles.' or some
thing of the sort-and what u Jo-darter
of nu emblem n little gold gylwngglc
would make to wesr on our watch
JoImI"-Khiisiis Clly Star.
Royalty's Game.
Cards bine hIwh.vh been n royal
gHiue. Queen Klhtultcth ployed card
and lost hr temper over them fre
quently. Hho was no Anne of Austria,
to play "like a queen, without iwsslon
of creN or gain." In her reign was
commanded to ls played "at Wynd
snro a ComtHlle or Mornil devised on
tho gHiue of cardes," which rsullcd
In I ho iHirformauce by the children of
her majesty's chapel of "Alexander nnd
CHlnNM', In whlcti the pretty lines
occur;
t'Mi'ld sift my Ositise i4.iysi
At ntnla fur kWeM. Cutrttl mV
-Umdou Chronica.
Agin the Government.
"What do you t'luk of ills gov'meut
ownprslilp Idea, Wtsiryr
"My experience makes me nglu It.
"Your oxperloiieof
"Yos; do gov'inent runs de jails,
don't doyt Woll, de way doy does It
don't iniikti no hit wit inc." Itcwton
Tronscript.
His Art.
Mrs. Hylllo-My husband takes n
dtmp Iwtefost In art. Mrs, Oldur ou
suntrl1" niu. Mrs Hylllo-Woll. It ws
n surpriHu to me. hut I hoard him tell
ing Jack itowndor last night Hint It
whs n good tiling to study your hand
before you draw.
NOTICEOP SHERIFF'S SALE
Sarcastic
That's tirrnut nonsense," snld Mr.
Ilonpcck, "about there tilways being
room ut tlm top."
'Oh," his wlfo sarcnstlcnlly replied,
"whoii wero vou up thuiv to beoT"
Tough Luck,
lilx-Plckcd op it live dollar bill this
niurnlng. Dlx I.ucky dog! ltlx-I.ucky
nothing! Itlght behind me was a chap
I owed n tlver to, mid he boiusl mo for
It. Huston Transcript.
Two Passions.
Mrs. Prosy Heading Is quite a pas
slou with my husband. Mrs. Dresser
So It Is with mine when ho reads my
milliner's bills!
In tho court of his own conscience
no guilty mail Is acquitted. Juvenal.
REVIEW'S LEGAL BLANKS
Die following list of legal blanks
arc kept for .sale at this office and
others will be added as the demand
arises;
Warranty deeds, Quit Claim
Deeds, Realty and Chattel Mort
gages, attstaction ot Aiorlgagos,
Contracts for Sale of Realty, Dills
of Sale, L,eases,
All these blanks ut the uniform
price of 30c per dozen,
In the Circuit Court of the
State of Oregon for Multnomah
county.
Willamina State Bank, a cor
poration, plaintiir, vs. II. II.
Parker. S. S. Parker, E. II. Par
ker, T. T. Parker and S. V. Par
ker, his wife; Sv L. ScroKins
and L. iM. Sciwfrins, his wife,
and the First National Dank of
Sheridan, it corporation, defend
ants. Hy virtue of an execution,
judgment order, decree and or
der of sale issued out of the
above entitled Court in tho above
entitled cause, to me directed
and dated the 8th day of Sep
tember, 1913, upon a judgment
rendered and entered in said
Court on the 2(5th day of Au
gust, 191H, in favor of Willamina
State Bank, a corporation, plain
tiir, and against H. II. Parker.
S. S. Parker. E. H. Parker, T.
T. Parker and S. V. Parker, his
wife; S. L. Scroggins and L. M.
Scroggins, his wife, and the
First National Bank of Sheri
dan, a corporation, defendants,
for the sum of $1711.00, with in
terest at the rate of 8 per cent
per annum from the 21st day of
May. l'Jiy, and me ltirtiier sum
of $:i2r.72. with iiitcrest at tho
rate of (5 per cent per annum
from the 2.'kl titty of July. 1018,
und the further sum of $225.00,
attorney's fees, with interest at
the rate of (5 per cent per annum
from the 20th day of August,
and for the further sum
of .$19.2"), costs ami disburse
ments, and the costs of and upon
this writ, commanding me to
make sale of the following des
cribed real property, to wit:
Lots numbered Ten (10), Elev
en (11) und Twelve (12), in
Block numbered Eleven (11), in
St. lohns Park Addition to the
Town of St. Johns, of Multno
mah County, State of Oregon,
according to the duly recorded
map and plat thereof; also thu
following:
Lot numbered Three (!l) of
King's Subdivision of Lot Six
teen (10), North St. Johns, in
Multnomah County, State of Or
egon, together with the tene
ments, hereditaments and ap
purtenances thereunto belong
ing or in anywise appertaining.
Now, therefore, by virtue of
said execution, judgment, order,
decree and order of sale and in
compliance with the commands
of said writ, I will, on Monday,
tho Kith day of October. 1911$,
at 10 o'clock A. M., at the cast
door of the County Court House
in Portland, Multnomah County,
Oregon, sell at public auction,
(subject to redemption) to the
highest bidder for cash in hand,
all the right, title and interest
which the within named defend
ants (or either of them) had on
the 28th day of January, 1911,
the date of the mortgage, heroin
foreclosed, on the following des
cribed real property, to wit:
LoU numbered Ten (10), Elev
en (11) and Twelve (12), in Block
numbered Eleven (11), in St.
John's Park Addition to the
Town of St. Johns, of Multno
mah County, Oregon; iiIko, all
the right, title and interest
which the within named defend
ants (or either of them) had on
thoOth day of February, 1911,
the date of tho mortgage, herein
foreclosed, on tho following des
cribed real property, to wit:
Lot numbered three (u) of
King'a Subdivision of Lot Six
teen (10). North St. Johns, in
Multnomah County, State of Or
egon, or which the delendants
. 11 1..-.- 1 1 ( 1 A
since iiiotie tunes nmi in nun 10
the above described property or
any part thetvol, to satisfy said
execution, judgmont order and
ducreo, interest, costs and accru
ing costs. T. M. WOUI),
Shot-ill' of Multnomah County,
Oregon.
Dated this 9th day of Soptom-
bor. 191!l.
First issue Sept. 12. 19111; last
issue Oct. 10, 10ia.
Office Phone Columbia 24
Residence l'hone Columbia 198
St. Johns Express, Transfer
nnd Storage Co.
Piano Moving a Specialty. Haul
ing done to and from Portland
Residence 400 Kust Richmond
Office- tojj North Jersey Street
Daily tri to Portland.
CIIAS. SAttltUT. Prop.
We buv or sell St, rhns Property
AlcKINNEY & DAVIS
Ren I Estate
List your property with us if you
desire to sell quickly
202 N. Jersey St. St. Johns
If your tire blows up, blow
into the
Peninsula Garage
207 S. Jroy St.
ami have it repaired in u
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manner Automobile 11 ml MutoieyU- re
pairing ami supplies, moucloi. uvj.
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Transfer and Storage
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of many a needless doctor's bill. We invite
you to Our Grocery Department. You will
Hnd it clean; you will find only high-grade
foods; you will find our prices no higher
?than the prices asked by many for poor stuff.
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