Why Qrft Hr a UAy of mt uyif mm ii iwirft, i a writer tM Mm WM WN Map HttffWWat Mtrp yrar wfc a Mh )Wttt mm f fHmm 8 IV UmimniWr Mi Rprta" Oa 4y MM irtc Wt llrt hi wuvWmm w wml All h Vrrt waa ihK a Im4 a ilawi Mi ti lUmraWc aa. Rvt at Mat taw m tM hmmihm: rtumr. Mi iimr in mMh at tort patfcwt and afterward JHIIlUrlHU IM OtMTN. Aftac rwMHi Mr wail Iwraatf ta Mm bar r Hmm mm! fwiMl- 4MIt. Tha rlnr- wl ww m aiM witii Rttir M brttfr rM. lUtf it Plata kg- ImmiTnl hi n bowl at HNHr wait; Ikn lbr half lb aMc rwMty to ha mk awajr. Olwim MfWlf KtMOlf KM IMC The mm morning. hawer, atw t- Ipfxaired, Ttfjr MHi'h her rtHMfMKT DtHNiMni, with h rlrun kimono ami txtr M(r dae In h utilniiMC ta ttot the atat f a matron, ttrtaandlna: th IniKtaeut of wane da to bar aim tha 5-K1hhIhic f th mmhIn. TIm lady en- itUllatct and aked why the mrvant twin loafing Hum auddaflly. "Oil." ropllod Uharu, "Jwal aa I wa ivukIiIhr the tiHle yaatarday I iyiim-mi Oercd Hull Hatto Nan, tin- imwiilM-ofcar, wanted a wll. Thwfra 1 want out mil married lilm." ORMNAfJCU .NO. 559 AN OMMMAXCIt m ckk. TAIN IMJUKftt; CARINU mn any m km rait of thr VOl.t'NTKKIt FI11IJ DC. PARTMKKT OK TIIK (TH OK ST. J0I1NR. WIIKJUC IN JPKY INrt'RHEl) WHIUC (JOING TO OR WMII.K ACT' L'AU.Y H0IIT1NH ANY Finn WITHIN THK CITY LIMITS 01' THK CITY 0 ST. JOHNS, OltBOOK. or- Unjuitly Accuioil. Andrew tMrf;!o, wlwn , talktwjc bout Did Ki'olrli llHlKt orn-, Hidl: '.Scotch (llfllwt la n llnr lianl to mi- liTMlnnil, mid It ofien onuaaa nwkvarl niNtnliiW. ()liit hii AliH'llniu tlhllif IM'iit UlirlHlmiiH In a IiIrIiIhiiiI Inn. On Clirlxtiimn inornliiK hf nru tint umlil l tip of it hoviTcIkii, mill he wild, look- ItiK carnuiitly nt her, fur alie wiih ii pretty iiuilil: "'Do you know, Kathleen, you am i vory kooiI looking litHaleV "Of cuurMO KntliliMMi wmh iilnani'il, hut, IxtliiK iiiuiloMt, nho IiIiimIiihI llkif a rmc ii ml ntiHWi'ri'il: '"Ah, mil Ah, mil Hut my kliMhiK, Ir, Ik liwmllfuir '"I'lio illvlno frowiiril. '"l.iKivo tlm room, you wl'hi(l rouiiK iHiRKiiftul' ho aalil Hlirnly. "Ilo illilu'l luinw, you m'i', I hut lilotl- Mt Kiilliloi'ii had tx'ou Hlmply pmUliiK lu her hlKhhind illalwt tho huiwiIiii' eliiiriin of hur imiiihIii Jiuiot of I'oo bleu." I'hltoionhlo Ten. Thu fntnoiiH Aihitu Kinllh had nil tho nrnviThliil iiliNiMitmliidi'diuitH of tin- phlloHophiT. An miiiiihIiir Htory of Mm U told In Sir, Fyvlo'n IhioI;. "Nohlo Dnmoa mid Notnhhi Muu of the (iinr- clan Kru." ".Mr. Diimnr, Itnppmim, riilli'd oiio moriihu; upon tlw Krottlnh philosopher Jam iirt ho wax preparing hU hrcnlifiiNt. Ak they tallicil tht Icarin'd man took u plit'o of hroad mill bultiT lu hU hand anil, uftur rolling It round nml round, (topped It Into liH teapot ami poured tho IhiIIIiik walor upon It. Dinner wntched with ipilet umiiHemeiit without driiwIiiK iilli'iillon to thlrt pet'Ullur proeeedlui;, uud pi en riitly lw hud hU reward, for when Adam Kmlth poured IdiiiKelf out a cup of thU ipieer decoction and tiiHtrd It he ipillo Innocently reuiurUed to hU vUllor t tint It wiih tho wornt tea ho hud over mot with," Not Ottallna. Diirld Ili'Usco dollenluly dhuiected a certain iiluywrlcht one evening ut a dinner Klveu hy tho former to aomo of till frlenda or tho thetitrlcnl profwwtlou. ThU tihiywrluht U aueeeaHful ami pro- divert many playa, hut, It U admltleil, oweit nearly nil hln liont Idoua to oth- era. "Ouo ulKlit tho playwright IiiuikIihM that. ho hoard a uolnu lu Ida hoiiho," mild Mr. Ilehiaeo, "UullKhteil a lump, went dowiiHtnlra, Htnirelied hw lllimry parlor, dliiluu' room ami kitchen, then went to tlm liutler'H nalitrv and thiiro dWcovered a inaabwl muu kuwdlnu gdilU,' t()!r wllilo at ttctllltl WOl'k uver mo cueni oi MneiHiue. u.MUIUUIHIIIIIK l II'VIIIK H UX' " Alitil mild ho hUNklly. 'tealliiKV '"Oh, no,' replied tho hurxlar culm ly. 'I'm only udupthuc-' " TV City of Si. Johns rlnin m fnlkma: awtlon 1. 'lho City of St. Johna hnvinic voluntrrr flrr rlppurlment ami rwillilnir thai thert ia ffreat rink to life and limh in fticri ti hk vrHoum firm which may KTr within Ihc City, the City Council hereby tnakps certain pmviaiona to ihth tcct ami to care for any memlier or MtKl lire (leiMrtmnt who i in kwm1 "tandinx in iwid defwrl ment atthetimo when injury oc currwl Sfution 2. Tlmt in caav of any inuttibor of thu rniid volunteer fire department of the City o St. Johns who receive any acct dental injury while roihk to oi while at ai'lttiil work in extin KiiiahiiiK or tryitur to cxtiiiKiiish aiiv liiirmiiK DuiiduiK or any lire, for which mud volunteer lire de partment ha, been called, with in the city limit of the City o St. .InhiiR, winch in the direct cnuac'of iiiKtniiL death, the City of bl. IoIiiih Khali pay in caxe o audi death tho sum of Three lundred ($.'11)0) Dollars to the del-caned' heneliciary. beclion .1. That in cane of any memiier ol mild volunteer lire department of mtid city who shall receive any accidental in jury while Roiiiff to or while at won in cxtiimiiisninir or tr.vinir to extiiiKtiish any lire, for which mild volunteer lire department ha heen called, within the city I i in i tM which is the direct cauxc of Iohiiil' tiny one limb, oar or eye, or ho permanently injured, tho Uily ol hi. .IoIuih Mliall pay in ciiho of such injury or loss of litnl) Hie Hum of Throe Ilundroi (100) Dollars to .such injurct person, :.hoction !. mat in case any member of tho St. Johns volun teer Hro dopartmont who receives any accidental injury while co inir to or while at actual work in oxtiiiKUiHhuiK r trying to ox' linirtPKh any lire, for which suit volunteer tire dopartmont lias icon called, within tho citv luu it which is the direct cause of any injury disalilinir any mom her to perrortn hi daily labor, the city shall pay in case of such njury the sum of boven (!7.0U) Dollar per week for each and every weoK mien injured party unable to perform work, not to exceed Twelve (12) weeks. 1 Section f. In case any mem her of the St. John volunteer lire department who receive any Hitch injuries above men tioned, oi-any injuries rcuuirhur i i i any iiiciiil'iii ii fjiiiiieiu tir pn cum attention, HUHttuued physi-whilo Tlm to Make a Choline, Sir William Phil una uppolntetl iruvitrivur In chluf of the pixivlmo of MitKHuchuneltH Hay lu liRKt. Durlnu lila ailmliilHtnUlou the terrlhle war tik'iiluit wltehcraft raeil for aomo x- twin luontlw. When Ida own wife, I .inly I'hliM, wan named mh IihvIii ox enilHisI the jiowera of wltcheriift Hlr Wlllhim heKiiii to view thw whole tor- rlhlft madnoaa In n new llht, and he put a atop to nil trluU and dWchurccd tho prUoiiera thou iiwhKIiiu trial. "rlli Light DM. Tha actor neiiM of humor Id l ways uppermost. Ma will Jaat iiImhii till tinrd luck, hU III lurk or hIuiimi unythlim that offura mi opportunity for u Joke. Qeuurulty, too, he hua eour HKitho con race to amlle when hU heart la heavy. A comedian, who whs known to m In dttaporato Ntralta. wan Invited to u aochil catherliiK oue eeo Inc. When tho oor actor urrlrail he wan acen to ho thinly rlad. hUIiourIi tho weather was bitter cold. Ho Imik ed nlm n If ho had not had any too much nonrlnhuirnt for aonif tlma. The hostrsn gn-fted him ourdlally. "I am mo Kind to 8iH you," ahe aald "Mow well you are looking?' "a." replied llu coiumllan; "tha wind hu been very nutritious of lHte" Saturday HvoiiIuk l'ost. in oxttnuuishin or trying to e. tinuuihauy lire, for which th I said department had been called, within the city limits, the city I ahull pay for nil medicine used and pay the physician' charues, it any incurred, m any nmount the CTity Council deem reanona lile, not to exceed the sum of Three Hundred ($,'()()) Dollars. Hut in no case shall the city ren der any medical treatmont or any physician chai'K'os to any mem- tier ot said volunteer tiro depart ment for any injuries received ...l. ;i 1 il. .. !.. il i i.. wiiiiu minor tue iiiimuiico oi in toxicating liquor, narcotics or in consequence tliereol. hectiou d. lliat in case of any accidental injury to any member of uid volunteer lire dejmrtmont caused by attempting to extin Kiiish or cxtiuKuishintrsuch lire, retiuirinjr the injureil party to be cared for at any hospital, the city shall furnish ambulance ser vice tofand from hospital, and shall defray tho expenses at said hospital lor a period not to ex coed six weeks. 0UDI.VANCII NO. SAI An Ordinance Providing tlm lime ami Mnnnor of I in proving Conlr.nl Avenue from Uuclinnnu ?lreet In John Street in (lie Cit.v of 51. Johns, Oregon. Thr ft nt M itt At t.t.Ulti -Inlkm TV tailrU tlM" rily nf St ..ho. ham awtWlMH tlir rr4 H tntvM.titii Cmtrill Avmt ftow tlir ri.lril- tUaMdraMr Hat ( Mm ami In ih AiMHrmI I. V. arMt A'MRNM ill thr til 4 IH. JmIim, aa aba In r..lu 1 thai ( llx--aiMrll Mtttl rlti ..i thr ltdny ( (. 11. and rt..r.li.l la throAiif rf thr rwnww ( mikI . in and MtOrr Ihrirot kavtnK lirrii pii'.li.li, .1 in thr m. John Nrir, a wrrkh n. - Br if jrnrlnl rri-latttt. n tlx 1 Ih awl l day v4 Aunu-t lHl.t aa ihn hy the aiMairil ( th. lorrnmn nt aM Mmy. ahk-h mkI -tit i on Kir in the office ( IIh- il h , itirtler. and Iriral amliMK " """ ' ' ' : well iniimrrrmrnl. Uiown U tin 1 1 davit of thr rtty rMKinavrmi Ate to tin rfficfol thr rlty rrcwnlrf; ami no n m..i tram.ra having Ihmim fllnl, and. n- t. 1 vlilnt liy hhI rvwilnltoM, thr tmi nrrr'R ptrllttilwarv rati male ( the . .- : , aaid itnimveHint U i7'IOft.7fl. )ni -lull, la? worr acmmtely nrtrrmlnr.1 ! muH eiHjtnrrr Now. therefore. Il In lierrliv nrlete.l that said utrer t lie initvrl and tin time fur the eointiletkHl ill mini mi nivrim nl u herehv flxiil at (!lldalriiii ant taihlicatMiti of notice of iitoIiomiK ot ialil work, which aaid titutioaaU iniit Im- nirn witii me teconier ut aaiii ctiv on or lielure the HJtnl iluv of SeptrnilH-r. 11)1,1. nt no clock, p. m. o mill ilav Tlmt Mtld direct aliaill he imiiimid a ii lollowa: I Iv xraillliK aatue to thr e lahllahetl Krade bv cut and fill ami hv nidt'WHlklliK KHiue on either aide with ft loot cement aldewalk Ifi tiHtt into entire length, together with all neri-ary cement croaa-walk and iron uttet. curb to have four-inch rain tile every fifty feet, hitch riou to lie piaeni III cur n a iiitrcteil liy tlir City isnifini'ir. 1 he city recorder alwll Hive notice by IHihlicHtiou fur iH.t lea than three In- lertiotia in the Hi. johna Review, the of ficial tiewpaier, tiivilln proMiaalN for making aaid iniproveuieiil. Nilil liupiovemeul hIihII In all reoiK-cti. lie done and completed in conlitrmltv with the provlnion of Oidiuata'ea No, ll'.(l and !I2 except aa otherwlM. tirovided ill th in ordinance; all work to be 'lone under the direction and Mia.'rviiou of the dt, engineer. I Hal tile cml ol aaid tnnimvemcnl nhiill be aakeaauil iigiiiut the proierty in the local Improvement district aidei ac r il km I in Mild ronolutiou anil deilguaU"l iih and declined to he l.ocil Improve ment iiistrici .mi. nm. I'aweil by tho council thia l!nd day if Sept., o.i!l. Approved hy the Mayor thin -ml dav of Kept,, igiit. (.IIA. IIKKIIItKtJ.N. Mayor. Attest: 1'. A. RICK, City Recorder. I'iiIiIUIuhI in the St. lohiia Review on Sept. mh, ioiU. Proposals tor Street Work EPISMBER Our stock preparation for the fall has been more exhaustive than ever before. We are ready now to supply from our Men's Toggery with all the fall comforts a man could desire. The Ladies' Department is preparing the display of suitings, hosiery, embroidery supplies, neckwear and footwear. The darker colors of Plisse and Rinplette are still in voffue for kimonas and house dresses and the supply of ladies' and children's dresses is again complete. The time to do your sewing for school is here; the galateas, serges and ginghams, Indian Head and linens will make up well for school children. The Buster Brown and Wunderhose stock has been replenished and these lines can be had only at our store in St. Johns. The grocery department will supply you with all that goes with the fruit and vegetable canning season. The patronage of your St. Johns stores improves and broadens your bus iness district. A larger patronage means larger, more convenient stores. Large business blocks add to the value of your property. The large advertisements of the city stores are alluring; the bargains given are taken back from you in exorbitant profit on something else it has to be so because of the expensive organization. BON HAM & CURRIER Scaled proioHlh will la rtceiveil at the olhce of the recorder of thecilv of St. John, until Kept. 21, IMS, at K o'clock jt. 111. for the improvement of Ceu ml Avenue Horn the seterlv line if lluclwmoi iMruet, to the easterly hut- f John atteet in J. C. Svolt addition 11 the manner provided bv 1 Ordinance Number Rill, uljut, to the provUlou of the charter and nli j iMiuceaof the city ol St. John and the 1 ratiiuate of the city engineer ai lile. KliKlueer'a eatltnate l JT.-KM.7n. I I ll I i mutt lie ktrictly in accordance , with the jKiuted blank, which will U-1 fiirniahetl 011 aiailicatioii at the oilier of . the recorder ol the city of St. Jhu. aim nam improvement mut ! com ileleil oil or before (aiUVkfrom the date of the lat laihlicultou of lliia notiic. ro tirolMMMiiiiiroiilii will lie eoii.lcrcil : unlra acciaiipauietl by a eer tilled check 1 wyablt to the onler of the mayor l the 1 city of St. lolina. certified bv a rriHiiii ! hie la 11k for all amount eUal lo U n kt ; cm. m uie itggreuuie troMMai. The right to reircl any and all ludk i hereby renrrvrd. liy onitr ! Uie citv council. 1 I'. A.' HICK. Recorder of the city of St. John. 1 I'ubliahed III the St. John Kevkvv' September Mil, 12th and lUth. HUH. 1 I Proposals lor Street Work I I PRINTING Sealed prupOMil will he received at 1 the oftke of the rtaninlar of the citv t St. John HHtil iit. tt, 191S, at K o'cltvk P. iu. for tha lHiMtiveiuHt of Crawford trcet from the uortherly llueot Hurling-1 luu street to the aomherly line of l'itl lairg ktreet, in the maimer iHovnled bv ordinauce No. rVOi, subject to the pio i 101101 uieciwner ami oniiuauceaui tlir it) of St. John, and the estimate of the it V engineer, oil file. I The eugiueer iMiiiwte U lia.50 IliiU tiitikt bcktrictlv 111 accordance with ! priuted blank which will be furit- ueti 011 application at tue omce 01 uie cordcr of the city of St. John. And1 recorder ol the city of bt. John. And beclion . i mil in caae 01 ',.r ifru..it (..., nu .i .,t .1,.. any accidental injury or sickness iat pubiuutum of thi notice. sis ahove mentioned Qf any mem- No a-ojoaau or WiU will be considered icr of said vtJun eer re t epnr - """T ..y a cemrmi ciuvk iioni ...iiiui.il liv ovtinmiielimo- payable to the mayor of the city of St. UOnt CtUUOd W extlUUlUSl injf John. eertitUi by a reiHiniblc laink A Kicking Deferred. Aunt Clam (to hur youin; nephew. who hai Just brought a Pricket Into tbo parlor whoro Bho in Wtlng-lood gracious, Tommyl Whut nre you do liif with that bucket t Take It down to tho kitchau nt onca Tommy-1 want you to kick It, Auut Clara, 'cause 1 beard pnpa haying when you kick the bucket wo'd get at tho rrry leu it f25,00a Central Market! 205 S. Jorsey Streat See. us for (he Choicest Cuts of the Best Meats Obtainable. Onfar rWcd and runilly Trad Solicited. men or try inir to extinuuish such lire. such injured party shall furnish a doctor's certificate from some Doctor of k'ood standinir certify ing as to the cmuso of the injury or sickness. Section S. Notice of any acci dent occurred or illness caused by extinuruishinvr any such lire shall be in writing, and such notice must be presented to tho City Council within one week of its occurrence. Passed by tho City Council this 2nd day of September, A. I)., 191U. Approved by tho Mayor this 2nd day of September, A. 1).. una. CUAS. imiiDlCSON, Mayor. Attest: F. A. MCE, City Hocordor. Published in tho St, Johns Ho- vlow Sept, 5, 1018. T. P. WARD, Proprietor. I'toaoh tho tol'l of St. JUna. for an amount coital to ten tier cent, of thr KKrnto proiHMMl. The riht to icjWl any and all bid i hereby rckorvud. Ily order of the city council. 1'. A. RICli. City Recorder. I'uhlUhiMl iu the St. Johns Review September Sth. Ulth ami Uih, 191S. REVIEW'S LEGAL BLANKS The following list of legal blnnks arc kept for sale at this otaee utul others will be atldal as the demand arises: Warranty deeds, Quit Claim Deeds, Realty and Chattel Mort gages, Satisfaction of Mortgages, lumrucis iui onie 01 Kenny, isms of Sale, Leases. All these blanks ut the uniform price of 30c per doon. s of the highest class only, done by the T. JOHNS REVIEW 117 Philadelphia St. Columbia 321 Not tha libal on your pipar. I I