u
MILLET'S RIOT IN COLORS.
Artfit Gnt4 la OHtltt,
but
Parts' nsawgntltan
in M rartr r "H artkt (bp
lto fraMV D. MUM Imm) n bant ntnw
ne to 10 nNxMta. Ill MNt
tirt-i ta axhJaaUnoa. to h aura. Hn4
po-U 4ctrw tin) vw. kit m ftm
IhiM any latrttevlar alUMrtlw to Omnm
wr mM aayUuax a boat th.
On day MlUal retcavt4 an Wa
Mr painted a ptCtMra of a tadj fa Mark
uliilM; on a bright ml aefa. nUmINc
MRnli.il a vlrM jHor tMeMroaitd
Tiie rifact waa J4 a trifta atartlta
I'rlvtids who aaw ft In lb proreaa of
production tpaaMlatrd wllb bjm and
wknl blm what be wn ffota ( da
with It. They war astounded nrbon
he announced tbal h wax irolnic to
wml It to tbo aahlMilmi. Tbajr told
film tho ertttea would "wlpt lb floor'
villi i.l hi. Tbwr can't do that wllb
out KicsntloDlnR " aald MHWt WW.
I) "awl Otay'va rtatar aran done that.
ni rat."
To taw exhibition tlia. idrtwro want
It MWtd ararytblnir witbln t wanly fatt
on aHbar aid of It. Von ronMn't haln
loablnc at It. It Mttinly koorhwl jihi
down aim HM ywi thar
Tna crlttrs got Into n totveritiR mi
idfin orar It. Thay wrota whole cut
uiniis about It. Thar curhawsM the
Httxtlsli lanias In itbnalnK It. They
rWIctltad the romntftlee Hint wrinlt
(Oil It to lm tllllia. Thpy hnd aqnllts nnrt
clljoa about It, hut every lime they
poko of It tbay mentioned Frank Ml!
let He suddenly became the Ik!
known nrtl-t In town. Homebody, bo
cntiwi nf tlii attr It hnd innda, lioull
tlio picture at a jroml price nml re
niorcHl It to tho nwliialon'of bin own
homo.
Whan tlic next oxhlhlllon enmo on
Mlllot lifld another pleturo rendy, one
nf n vary different aort nnd very kooiI
but no butter than oHior which ho hnd
exhibited bpforo. TIumtIIIph IihiI much
to Hoy nhnitt It nml "noted with pirn
tiro tho marked Improvement" Hint
'Mr. Millet Imd made. "n evidence."
im lliny inoiltMtly put It, "of tin vntne
of crlllelain, ovtm thoimh aercro, to n
yotltiK iirll-t." And the mnjorlty of
thoni never roallaed that Mlllot hnd
nlmtly compelled thulr uttolitlon by n
clever trlelc.
Th BMtnd Ft f WsUr.
HeflOftd fuet," a dnl hy tht
United Mates palanVal Mtrror. U an
abbreratlan far ottbte feat Mr Mm
awl li lira unit far tWo rule of din
okarao at wntor dewing In n triam
oho foot wide, one foat drn. at n ralr
nf (MO foot per tuvewl It It Kcnrrall)
ucd na a fHH1nmontal watt In wi
urmMti bt ttrMHi now.
5oooHd fct lr (wjHniT tnllc" U liw
avarasn nnwlior of wink Uti ef wa
Iw nowtac Hr wwoihI frw rarb
IHero mUa nf nrm drlni1. n the n
RiimprteH tbattho ran nr hi dl'trllmtisl
HNlfarmly Iwth an nRrda tltno nml
area.
An "arro foot" la oHlvnlct to 4.1,
500 cnhlc fi-ft and U Ike iiHntitlly rc
tnlrwl to rover an ncit to tho depth
of one foot Tho tor in to cuninonl)
twoil In eoHHectloii with -tornKc for lr
rlnatteN work. Ono wiml foot How
qnH 7 AH United Htntea pillon n
aacond 4MA Rnllona n intntite, or
0IIU17 unllon- n day. An n Cnllfornln
"mlntir'H Inch" eitiml- 0.187 Rflllon n
KttHiiKl. Ihore mo forty Cnllfornln
mlnur's Inclicn In ono -econd foot
TUNIS DIVORCE COURT.
ot
An Orlantnl Seena That Smaekt
"The Arabian Nloliti."
Tho next time you liapiwn to bo In
TiiiiI don't fall to iay n vlnlt to the
dlrorco onurt. It I the iimmi llitroiin
nMtiiMhldlc Inatltutlon thin tthlo of
8titHtrkiind. A immt bnll of Jimtlue,
vnultcd nml lloorwl with tmirblo nml
Htrovvn with onuteui wirpclH. formnthe
untlliiK, wlillu hiielHtmlM In inrlwiim nml
Inwyorn In tnrhoiwhoM. whlto vcflcil
womun nml Kromi nihoil, srny bonnliMl
JmlfloH coinpUile n acuno which inuilit
lutvo bevn taken ntmlftht from "Tho
Arnblnn Night."
Tho wonmn, clnaoly vcIIimI nnd IiikhI
cd nml honliHl llko hi mnny cut Hi
within nn Iron mill, tnki no pnrt In
tho irocoodliiKH which an Intlmntoly
nffoct tholr futuroti. their InturoeU be
Iiir loft In tho lunula of it volublo nnd
Ku-tlotilntlvo nvoent- In onrh of the
four hIiIoh of tho Kront bull Ik iiii nl
rove, nml In nadi n trove, Konteil crm
li'KKed on n ninny imihIiIoiiwI ill vim, U
n iircun robiMl. until tiirlmiiiil null. Tn
blm tho hiiaiHMidvdnttfM IiIm ctmo. the
wlfo, thronali bar avtM-nt, iiiittlin; In
bur dafaitaw If ahe nua any
Tho Judge oonaldera the faeta In nl
lonco, rvaly atmbliiK hi Um$t ray
biwnl the wtillt. and ln itollvi.ru bin
ilofllHlon-ln nine :tm out of tun, ao
I wild tokl. Ui favor of llw ImimImi
Hbiiulil either wrty be dhwntlMltwl with
thu llmllHK li or iu can tuke an Hi
ki1 l' the aliiiple pnM-iiw of walklnt
nuroaa the hall and layliuc their iMtae
Uiforu ono of thu other Judaea. wIhmm
doobilon in tiiMl.
A onHu. oven If npiiealeil, la uiHioml
ly ilUpoMxl of well under tin hour nml
nt n total rout of $l.w) -Metropolitan
Mnunrtiw.
Too Haity.
A trHVottiir tbantrlcal couitauy whh
DtnrllHK u iwraua In a ainall .New
llH)claml town when a ubj cunder fmiu
n farmyard Hear at baul waddled to
the mlitdlu of the street and uetfan to
hkw.
Ono of the duulile-ln hraaa Hetora
tnruml toward tbu fowl aud aiutrlly
exelnlmwl:
"Don't lio ao iitilrk to juiuii at eou
clualoiiM. Walt till you urn the ehuw
Upplnootfa.
On of tha Family.
Jntnoa Heytnour, tho nrttot, wna born
In Iindon In 1702. Ho dlxplnyed n
fondiicH.i for drnwln nnd pnlutlni; hi
boyhood nnd BtibHcquuiitly uitliieil ce
lobrlty by bU hUIII In dc-lKiihic bornvH
Once tho iiruml Dulio of Koincrxct um
ployed Keyiiiotir to (mint it room nt hl
(KKit In Sussex with tho portrnltM of hlf
runnlni; horn on. Having nduiltted the
urtlHt to his table, ho ono dny drunk to
him, miyliiR:
"Cousin Boymoiir, your hcnlth."
Tbo pnlnter rcplltil, "My lord. I renl
ly bellovo thnt I Imvo thu honor of bo.
Iiik of your uraco'H fnmlly."
This hurt tho prldo of tho dulco ao
much that bo ro-io from tha tnblo nml
ordered hid Htownrd to pay Seymour
nnd (HhihIhh blm. Kliullii, bowavcr.
that no onu In Dugliind could complete
tho pictured beKun, ho coudexcunded to
-end for liln counln. Tho painter re
Hpondcd to tho ineMKiiKo In theso wordi:
"My lord, I will now provo Hint I nm
of your Krncoa family, for I won t
como."
Declined Her Own Medicine.
There In always more or Ichh tnlk
current nbotit nbollMhhiK poHltlou nnd
dlHiierHlnit pelf. Thu trouble In to
know JiiHt whero to IivkIh Hie deatruc
tlvo recoiiHtructlon and to II ml reform-
era who nru wllllnu tkoinaulroa to be
reformed. An HiiKlhdi Kreat lady waa
onco eiiterlnlnliiB tho I.ulxir member
of pnrllument, Henry IlrondhurMt, the
Diiko of ArKj Iu nnd other at her coun
try neat. Wlu wan n atron Liberal,
ami onu ovenhiK litvelKhed iiKiiltiHt'tlie
Iioiiho of lordH. It would bo awept
avay ir it um not rurorni, hiio aniti
with fervor.
"Yen," ncrecd llroadhurHt, "and how
DR. RAMBO
DLNTIST
I'hone Columbia CI
Flrit National Hank hulkMnf .
ST. JOHNS, OHtGON.
DR. J. VINTON SCOTT
DENTIST
Open Cvntns and Sundaya by Ap
pointment.
Office I'lione Columbia 140
Honlilcut riione Columbia jH
JOSEPH McCHCSNCY, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon.
Day & Nlffht Office In McCheinay blk.
St. JeKnt, Orcten.
U. A. JAYNE, Al. D.
Office over Firit National Dank
Office Phone Columbia 262
Hei, I'lione Columbia 196
PERRY C. STROUD
LAWYER
Fint Notlonal.Danlc Duildin
ST. JOHNS . . . OREGON
0. J. GATZUYER
ATTORNEY AT LAW
McDonald Building
ST. JOHNS . - ORECON
Ao(orcyclc and Bicycle Re
pair Shop
110 South Jersey Street
Auto and Motorcycle Oils nml Supplies
KcpnmiiK ami vtiicnuititiK
We can uct you tire of nil kinds, New
nml second hnud bicycles for sale,
J. Al. and V. P. WRAV, Props.
Phone Columbin 587.
Odd jobs of all kinds Prompt service
nouses moved, rnisrit ami rcpnireit
N. A, GEE & SON
Contractors, House Movers nnd
Kcnlrcrs
Phone Columbin 46
Sot Ivnuhou St.
St. Johns, Oregon
LAURCL LODGE
No. 186 I. O. O. P
ST. JOHNS, OHtGON
Ueeta each Monday evening in Odd Fol
Ions hnll nt 7:to, A cordtnl welcome to
nil visiting brothers.
urns. 11. iwyii, .n. u,
Alex. S. Scnlcs, Sec.
will you llko that, Mm. V.'i"
"Lmly P.. If you plonso, sir," lit'
Ntautly corrected llronilliumt'n hostess,
drawing lierHelf up Iwmulitlly.
uttone.
Hiittoim nro certnlnly na nnclcnt na
tbu hIoku of Troy, In tho ninth century
before our em, for, both lit that uufor
tiiuntu city nml nt Mycenae, Dr. Bchllo
inaiin dlMCovered obJectH of tmld, allvor
and bronze which could have had 110
other Hsu than that of buttons, In
medieval Union tho clothlni; of the
common people wiih Kcnerally fiiHtoned
with wooden neun of tho tvno and form
6f thoHO rtw)rted to In emerKenelea
by thu country Ikjj- of the priweut dny.
Itutloim covored with cloth wero pro
blblted by Geo rue I. Ill IT'-'O to en
eoiiniKU tho tiiiiuiifacturu of metal but-
(OIIH.
Tha Metaphor of tha Spider,
fletter than moat inetapliora thnt
have tteun drawn from thu spldor'a
way of life U tho dellKlitfully hiimitu
ono of AlphotiHo Karr'H In bin "Voynijo
Autourdu Mon Jnrdlu." The eplder, he
anyn, i more trutiirui tun 11 man, wiicn
iitnii HiiyH, "If my wlfo'doea not lovo
1110 I tthnll die," ho iIooh not die. Hut
when n spider HnyH ho he luiowa bo Is
HKaktiiK tho truth, for If his wlfu does
tot lovo blm alio bails hlm.-London
Baturdiiy Ituvluw,
If your tire blows up, blow
into 1 ne
Peninsula Garage
SOT B. Jaraav Bl.
nud have it repaired in a
neat and workmanlike
manner. Automobile nml Alotorcylc rc-
niilrltfiv nml ntt,ill liimii nl. 11'.
Aiuos tor Hire by tue tiny or nour.
j. rTvveimcr
Transfer and Storage
We deliver your trooda to nnd from
all parts of Portland, Vancouver. Linn
ton. Portland and Suburban Eznrest
Co., city dock nnd all points accessible
oy wagon, riano ana lurnuura niovuif
HOLMES LODGE NO. 101
KMGIIIS Or PV1IIIAS
aicets every l'rldny night n
7:30 O CIOCK in 1, u- u. I'
Hnll, Visitors always wel
come,
V. L. IIAIICOCK. C. C.
1). 1MIOKSMAN, K. H. S
More Class,
Little Heaa-Wlmt does your father
do? Uttlu Nell Hu'h a homo doctor.
Llttlo lleas Oh, dour! I pies I'd
btitter not play with you then. I'm
afraid you don't IkiIoiir to our sot.
Llttlu Nell-Why, what does your fn-
thor do? Llttlo llenK He's 11 vet'nnry
HtirKeon. Chlenfto News.
evaV
Didn't Like tha Refaranse.
'Antmn-VtHi know tha aayln . mum.
"Ho that Klvalh to tha poor lendeth to
tho Lord" Mm. iiibbuba-Wry true.
And aiitco you apaak In proverb I'll
refer you te anottwr old aaw. Tramp
Which onv la dat, tnuiut Mra fi-
Tbu quo lutek In the wotHlaiwI.-lloston
Tratmerltit.
Slandering a 8nlnt.
"Plfteen yenra iiko," aald tho nsed
brother, nddresslni; the consrentloii,
"I Kindly uavo my heart to tho Lord,"
"And that's tho only cheerful sift be
ever mmlo," whispered thu deacon
whoso business It wna to collect the
annual subscriptions.
A TtHt Fit.
"How do you Ilka tua roama In your
now tlatr' nakyil lllll llrowii
"Pretty fair," nuewared Jlw Jouus.
"Wlmt 1)0 you iuwu by pratty fair?
"Well, they're n 111 t la twit nens
the tilMiiUldrx, but oOtorwkw aeiii to b
a kooJ IIUN-OIveland Plain Dealer
Fig Leaves.
Tho story Is told of 11 yotitiB Indy
from tho east who, bccIiik 11 Ilk' tree
for the tlrat time, exclaimed, "Why, I
always thought tin leaves w.eru larger
than tluitr -8nn Francisco Argonnut
Irony of Fate,
MI)kI your huabaud uuvo I net; on til
vhootiag tripr
"TI10 vory womL Ha neehloutnlly
shot tho frlatul who waa fating tu take
us on an nutouwUlle tour and inUscd
tho inan to whom ho owwl a lot of
uiuney."- Halt Into ra American.
Seaurlty.
"Did you lend that fogetful friend of
yours tho book be asked forV"
"hi, bvt I took care to burrow his
umbrella thu snmo day."- VVnsttltigtou
War.
A Good Laugh,
Ono good, hearty hiiiKh Is n bomb
shell uvploded In thu rlk'lit place, while
spleen aud discontent nro 11 gun thnt
kicks over thu man who shoots It off.
Do Witt Tiiltunge.
A Toe Ominous Beginning.
Sho If 11 L'lrl nrmxiKOil tn vim. rnn
wouldn't dare to refuse her. He If n
girl had the nervo to propose to mo I
wotildut daru marry her. Hoston
Transcript.
There Is 110 Hley Ilka politeness.
since n Kood manner often succeeds
wliure the best toncuo has failed.
REVIEW'S LEGAL BLANKS
lite followttig list of legal blanks
arc kopt for salo at this oflice and
others will be added as the demand
arises:
Warranty ducds, Quit Claim
Deeds, Ronltv ,,d Cliattul Mort
RflBOS. Satitifaction of Mortgagee,
Contracts for Sale of Realty, Jlllls
of Sale, Iuasos,
AJl thaw blanks tit the uniform
price of 30c per dozeu.
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.
tn order to Insuro a change of ad
vertisement the copy for such change
should reach this offico not later than
Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. nt. Please
remember this and sava the printer
Jirliig lit your Job printing while
you thjuk of It. Dou't wait until you
arc entirely out. Wu uro equipped
to turu out neat nnd tasty printing
promptly nt Portland prices or lees.
The United Artisans
Mccls every other Friday even
ing in the M. V. A. hall
in the Ilolbrook building.
DOmC DODCC NO. 132
A. r. and A. M.
Regular communications!
on lirnt Wednesdays oil
eacu iuoiiiii 111 unit rei-
'lows' Hall. Visitors we!
come. Jtrnest S, Unrri'ieton. w, M,
joint Noce, hecrctnry
We buy or sell St. Mms Projierty
AicKINNuY & DAVIS
Real Estate
1,1st your property with us if you
desire to sell quickly
202 N, Jersey St. St. Johns
Daniel 0. Webster, A. B. M. D
Healdence, C97 Dawson Street
Oflice, Plitor Illock.
Unlvmky Park. Portland, Orcjon,
ORDER EASTERN STAR
Minerva Chapter No, 105
.Meets livery Plrst and Third
luesdny livening of Kac"
Month In Odd PellowHall.
Huhy R, Davis, Worthy Matron.
Mrs. Susie Rogers, Secretary.
Oflice Phone Columbia 24
Kwnuciice i'lione Columbia 198
St. Johns Express, Transfer
ana storage Co.
nano Moving a Specialty. Haul
ing done to and from Port and
Residence 400 Kast Richmoud
Oflice 103 North Jersey Street
fwily triiis to Portland,
CHAS. SAGHRT, Prop.
Central Market!
205 S, Jarsey-Strett
aec us for the Choicest Cuts of
the Best Meats Obtainable.
Order rwd and Tamay Trada SoHtKtd.
num jni vat
mi
iSaaaaa
Increasing sales
from year to year is
certain evidence that
we carry lines of
merit. Our stock
comprises thousands
of articles but we
believe we have ex
perienced greater
satisfaction in the
growth of the hosiery
sales than anything.
We have been able .to control the
agency of the Wonderhose and Bus
ter Brown lines and of course other
lines of different manufacture. In
our stock of hosiery there is every
thing for infants, boys and girls,
men and women ranging from 25c
to $1.25 per pair.
TheStrootman shoes
for misses and women
and the Florsheim and
Connolly shoes for
men and Huiskamp
line for boys make us
friends from season to
season. But we have
the space the help and
the desire to do more
business. And we
know we can please
many now whom we could not a
year or so ago and we want your
co-operation in making a store in
St. Johns that 'shall be an increasing
credit to our community and remem
ber that every dollar spent in St.
Johns makes a bigger and better St.
Johns.
BONHAM & CURRIER
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The Equal Rights Company
Organized under.the Bonville 99-Year System, is now most successfully
operating two stores, one located at corner of Jersey and Leavitt streets,
St. Johns, Oregon, and the other at Lombard and Westanna Sts., Portland.
These stores are conducted on a cash basis, consequently the prices
are the lowest possible consistent with good business. Call and- compare
prices, judge for yourselves.
Every thinking person knows that a merchant can sell cheaper, who
does a cash business. No argument needed to convince here.
The Equal Rights stores, organized under the Bonville -99-Year .Sys:
tern, are not subject to or governed by the rigid rules of wholesale and
retail trade, therefore the best interests of the people are conserved.
When a body of men can dictate to a merchant what he shall pay
for the goods on his shelves and also what he shall sell those same goods
for, that merchant is governed by MONOPOLY.
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The Bonville 99-Year System strikes at the root of monopoly by tak
ing the control from the few and giving it to the majority: The days of
the "Special Interest" ppver are numbered,. ;
T. P. WARD, Proprietor.
Subscrlbo for tho St. Johns Review
and keep posted on thu doluga ot
thu city.
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