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Commencement Exercises
Starting Commencement Week
Hxcrelsc with a Junior Breakfast
lust Saturday at to a. m., followed
by the Baccalaureate sermon in the
High School auditorium Sunday
evening at 8 o'clock, Class Day
exercises Monday at 2 p. m., a
larcvvcll reception to Miss Hoss
Monday evening nt 8 o'clock, the
James John High school wound up
tne exercises Ittcsday evening with
Its Commencement program in the
auditorium as follows:
Music "The Nights" Girls' Clio
rus.
Address l)r. John II. Hovd.
Piano solo Sonata No. 1 a Mozart
Cclia Hunklns.
Music "Out on the Deep." High
School Chorus.
Presentation of Diplomas A, M.
Steams. President of the Board.
Music "The King's Champion"
tngii bcliool cuorus.
Class Motto Hcutc abend wir wo
wcrden wir aukcru.
Class Colors Maize and light blue,
Class Roll Arkle Curl Anderson,
Theodore K. Iiucbcc. Ruth Ii.
Cntirlitl.t. Mvrll,. 1 Hint,!,. r.
1. t . V.. . ' .
ell I Magone, Clara A. Nelson,
OraCC Ii. btUCkcr.
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i uc auuiiorium anu gancry were
filled with the relatives and friends
of the graduates. The token of the
class, a full rigged three-master
decorated with the class flower,
was suspended from the curtain
rail in front of the stage. The
program was most excellent. Dr.
John II. Boyd proved n most en
tertaininir speaker and his address,
while carrying through it a vein of
liumor, was very thoughtful nnd
his earnest, words profoundly im
pressed his hearers. Ills theme
was: "Brains and How to Use
Them." The musical numbers
were well done, particularly the
ptauo solo by Miss Iluukius ('11),
which was an especially line run
dcring of one of Mozart's sonatas.
President of the Board of Directors,
A. M. Stearns, with well chosen
words, expressed the gratification
of that body at the fine record made
by the class of 1912 and coiupli
mcntcd the instructors on the cm
elency and thoroughness of their
work. He also praised the gradu
atcs for their application and per
'sistcucc in their course of study to
the successful issue and encouraged
them to greater attaiumcntH.uxpress
lug the hope that each one might
find the answer to their class motto
"Hcutc abend schlcudcru wir wo
wcrdc wir aukcru?" in some bright
harbor with nil the good things
that obtain to the true and faithful.
Professor Boyd, in his usual dlgni
and graceful manner, introduced
the 8caker of the evening and closed
the exercises witu words ofcucour
agemcnt and advice to the bright
young students.
But not all the glory is due, nor
has all the good in educational work
in St. Johns been accomplished in
the High school. Had not all the
departments from the lowest pri
inary, those most Important ones,
where the first and most vital priu
ciplcs and surest foundations of cf
fcctlve study application and con
centration of energy arc inducted
into the nature of the pupils, per
formed their functions faithfully
and well, the results of the High
would not have been so promising
These most important minor grades
too often receive scant consideration
by the educational board. "Any
body can teach the little ones," is
too often the thought of these offi-
cers when selecting their corps of
teachers, But this view does not
obtain with our board. "The best
Is not too good," is their motto and
the effect is being shown in the
graduation of such splendid classes
as that of the ninth grade at the
Central school Wednesday evening.
Thirty-four, the largest in the his
torv of the school, 13 young men
and 21 young ladles. Bright, keen,
alert, every one of them equal to
the occasion, giving unimpeachable
evidence of the faithfulness and em
ciencv of their Instructor and the
application and ability of the slu
dents. A spleudid program was
given In a manner which delighted
the audience that packed the au
ditorium to the limit. Time and
space will not permit a detailed re
port of the program but there was not
an uninteresting feature in it. The
music was excellent for such young
singers, and thf young lady who
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prcamcu ntiuc i"" ...
her work. The emblem of the class
was the white owl nnd was promi
nently perched upon the piano. One
of the most interesting numbers in
program was the Owl Critic, by
Pearl Evans, assisted by two youug
men. one as a oaroer ana me oiner u
being shaved ' 'and the barber
kept on shaviug." The class stat
istician showed the class to be com
posed of students of about a dozen
different nationalities including one
from China, Mr. Jower, and that
the average age of the pupils was
15 years. The different drills were
excellently done, epecially the In
dian club drill, demonstrating that
due regard has been given the sub
iect of healthful exercise in the
practice of calisthenics.
Professor
Bovd presented the certificates of
the grade and the program closed.
So interesting had it been that few
were aware that J.Pluvtus was con-
tributing a generous oblation to the
ruling power knowledge from
his water jar, until they emerged
from the building into the down
pour on their way home.
For Insurance see F.W. Valentine I
The Dog Nuisance
Kditor Kcvicw. I noticed a nhott
time ngo the discussion in your pa
iwr about the aunovancc
caused by early rooster crow
ing, but I would like to call votu
attention to something which I
think is very much worse, and that
is the numlrcr of dogs running at
large all over the city. A dog
fight on the street Is n common and
almost daily occurrence, they do
not appear to Ix; tagged or muwilcd
and also a common stock. Wc arc
in that jwriod of the year whcr
hot weather causes dogs to go mad,
and the lives of our coplc are in
great danger from It. Is there not
a law in regard to this matter and
'f Is should it not be enforced ?
Aim tt mere is no law, should not
the council make one and then sec
that it Is carried out? The dog
question Is n serious one and It
should not be overlooked. The
trouble with this as in so many oth-
things Is, that wc wait until some
damage has been done and then
wake up and try to do something.
i is an old but true sayinc that
"one ounce of nrevr-nlinn I unrllil"" V" I ' UJ
. A,
h whole pound of cure."-Obscrvcr.
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ruiMmeu uy Luncn
One of nnr nrninWiH ,rrnr
tiriitl Irk UnHMm.i. ...1.. ilu" 1UUUU - IIM I -.TV Wllil.?
make ' collector A? the
noon hour he went to n rMlnumi.t
r 1 1. ...1 . ! ....
A ft or iii 11 el 1 1 n rn I n ,
and transacted some business with
him, but began to feel unite ill. He
called on another and by the time
lie was lliroucu with him he was
so ill he became nlarmcd and de
. .
cided to come home. He remem
bers reaching the depot, but there
he lost consciousness. The next
thing he knew the trainman after a
strenuous time of it succeeded In
arousing him from his stupor aud
asked him where he was going. He
replied "to St. Johns." "Well,"
replied the "shack," "You are in
racama." Tiiesick man alighted
aud boarded tbc next train home.
What puzzles our citizen is what it
was lie ate that should make him
so ill. His friends, now that the
danger is past, jokingly tell him it
must have been the Vancouver wa
ter.
Committees Appointed
Mrs. A. A. Muck, president of
the Ladies' Auxiliary, has appoint
cu Mic following committees:
Decoration Mesdamc Marklc.
Manning, II. Wiudle, G. L. Per-
rlne, Blanding, 15. S. Wright, VIn
cent, Gray, T. H. Cochran, Nut
ting, Hodgtns, D. F. Ilorsmau.
Keceptiou Alesdamcs A. Learn
ed, Bahcock, livens, Thompson,
Bock, P. II. Jidlefsen, Chambers.
Chas. Mucki A. W. Davis, Loy,
Marklc, Valentine, Stearns, Zella
K. Johnston, McLean, Stroud, Miss
A. Drinker.
Music Mesdaines Currlu, Valen
tine, Kice, Stewart.
Sweet Pea Show Prizes Valen
tine, Gillmore, Kice, Currlu.
Building Permits
No. 36 To J. D. Keliher to
erect a dwelling on Fairhaven street
between Olympla aud Fessenden
streets for Holbrook Co. ; cost 1000,
The lougest jday of the year to
day.
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The Commercial Club meets to
night, livery member should be
present. Important business.
It Is immaterial to the Democrats
who is nominated in Chicago, It is
their year, with Bryan at the head.
The most brilliant electrical storm
ever witnessed in fct. jolins lit tip
the Heavens Wednesday night. The
'native bonis imacined the end of I
the world had come,
o
gageU whipping the waters of
I" - . . . .
rUshing White Salmon river, Wash.,
in an effort to lure the wily trout
trom ttietr Hiding places.
Mrs. R. E. Thurmond of Wil-
lamette boulevard died Monday at
roruuuu sanitarium, one was
aged about 46 years, and leaves a
husband aud several children.
Obit-
uary notice next week.
Several complaints having come
to the mayor and city attorney of
gambling in tne city, they have in
structed the police to rigorously en
force tne ordinance pertaining to I
the regulation of gambling devices,
which reduces the opportunity for
Rambling to a minimum.
The selection of H. W. Bonham
as school director Monday was an
exceptionally good one. He is
progressive, energetic, level headed
and thoroughly wide awake. The
school interests will certainly not
suffer by reason of Mr. Bonham be-
ing a member of the board.
Prca tis gospel of St, Johns.
A Tribute to Miss Boss
The close of the mIioo) year
causes one to reflect on the things
that have been accomplished thru
out the year, and In regard to the
High School the things that have
Ikxii accomplished throughout Its
History. A few years ago when
St. Johns began her rejuvenation, n
High School was started, which
has kept pace with the progress of
tlic city until today it can be classed
with the best in the cities of our
class. To organize the school, nnr
uire 11 utrougu its iniancy, iiiuur
ate High School customs, and in
general give it the standing It now
enjoys, was not n small task. It
renliired nliilitv la organize, to de
vise plans and'maturc them, and to
overcome tinforsccu difficulties. To
do this would tax the energies of
our best school officers, and the otic
who accomplished these results can
truly bc congratulated 011 the sue
cess that has been brought about.
As Miss Boss, who was principal of
the school from its Inception, leaves
for future fields of endeavor, a 1 eon
sense of gratitude accompanies her
from the patrons, students and
grauuaics 01 tuc scuooi. meet-
fcct of ,,cr nborg w, bc imlclibly
stnninml mi tlm sr-linnl'a lilslnrv .nnr!
The cf
as it launches out in its future ef
forts there will bc present the
thought of faithful endeavor, which
will bc the germ for the develop
,B1 "o1 " v,c wiy
1 J-i!,c.wil1
" "c uy cip nwy succcssmi
in tlic tilings sue will strive to ac
mPIWi in the fture.-A Friend.
Chas. Iny was compelled to tin-
dcrgo another operation for cancer
tlil week.
I "
J. N. Kdlcfscti is attending n
bankers' convention, at Gcarhart
returning tomorrow evening.
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For Kent Four-room cottage at
Seaside. O. F. Anderson, 40s
Smith nvcuuc; phone Col. 64. Up
u
A new dry goods store Is being
opened up in the Hendricks build
ing on soma jersey street by a
Portland party.
Nortltern Pacific Railway
Corrected tuunty 7, iii
I.ltAVINO
HT. JOHNS
I rVrnlllc to! on (lair
7-5 in
7:15 ! m
llijl i m
io:it a. m
' Hit 11 tu
Noitli Coa.l I.lmllrtlvUNottti Hank
Atlantic lirru l lugrt Houml
Twin City idprcM vl Pugrt Hound
AimniK uiirci riortn iuiiic
i or i
Twin Clt ltiprrii via Noillt Hank --7:IJm
lU.tcrn HiprcMvla I'uutt SouU inn PH
luitirrti aiirraia natxn iiuxa-- lojiaia
io. uivcr ititurtavia Komi lunk 7.1
t m
Iboi
ami houlli llcrnl Uranchca.
Vacolt I'aiKiiiirr p. u
AKKIVINO AT ST. JOHNS
North Coatl I.lnilltil via NortU Jlrjk --riNP. lu
Noillicuatl l.lmllra via lMut tHiuiiU -6ya is
No. I'aclnc lltlirrtl la North Hank T.t a. in
No. I'aclric Hirr via Iliirt Sou nil 6:41 p. m
racinc rujircM via norm unt p,ja
racinc KaiircMti I'uijtt ttounu - 641 a, tu
Wctlrrn llaincaa via North lUnk - 7.MP. in
Mo, Klvrr ItaprcM via North Hank 7 $j , ra
Mo. River Kaproarla IMict houud-.jut p, in
I'orllanil, racoma ft KcatllclxprM-- j 11 p. ru
trom ulympia. South IkniJ an4 tiray Harbor
I'uscl Kouinl Limited 6:16 p, in
Vacolt l'aMniicr ---g jia. m
O, M. Cornell, Acut.
Spokane, PorlUnJ & Scatfl Railway.
LKAVINO ST. JOHNS,
ralllKUUtc Jrnar tor Lyle. CoUcndalr, o-
voo'Tiuiik and lucal.iMiiuta
Inland Itinplre Kihtu, 10:1 a
local jkjiuh tj a, m,
ilimi. I!if , ra.. lor Clik-.ro.
hi. Paul. Omaha, Kanui City, tit. I.oult. Walla
Walla. I'awo. KooMltlt. tlranddatlci. Ooldrn
dale. White ciluwn, Vauoourer and Oreyon
Trunk ctiuncctiaia.
North Hank Limited, 7;m n, in., lor Chicago St,
Paul, Omaha, Kidui i
Hprague. Kltivlllc, l.lnd, VaKX, Kooxtelt, and
vuy
Vancouver.
Columbia Hlvcr Local, yji p, m.t lor Vancouver,
lamai. ivnuc muuuu, i,ie, i,rauuaur,i.iiu
rallbrUite and all Intermediate atatlona.
AKKIVINO AT ST. JOHNS
Inland Umpire l!ipre. .Np,m. (romChlra-
HO, ni. raui. utnaua, Kanaaa city. hi. Mutl,
nu&auc, n'i.iuT, iiiibtiiic f.inu, rBVUi
Ktx)MVClt,Ciu,UiU,- WbiU UlmNi jiiiJ Vu
couvcr.
North lUuk ilmlud.ijs a. m.t f 10m Cblcaf q.
m. Paul. Uiuuk. Kauwi CUv. fit. Xoula. Walla
AVatla. I'atco. KooMvtlt. ad 'Vancouver.
Columbia Kiicr Local V JI a, m.. trom Cliff.
Cranddallti, Goldcndale, Ljle While Salmon,
Camaa. Vancouver and alt Intermediate na
tion.
Fallbridiit raucngei yo6 p. m, Irom Lyle, Cold-
.uu.1. bdu luai (Juiu.a.
All iraiuaaiuu lor paucugera.
Ticket! on tale for all pointa.
O. M, Cornell, Aeot,
CLOSING OUT SALE
Of Spring and Summer
Bedding Plants
Ruglikh Daisies
Mignonette
Marigolds
Kgg I'Jants
Pepper Plants
Asters (CreRo)
Verbenas
Cosmos
Lobelia
iomato i'iants
Summer Chryranthemums
All 3 dozen for 25c
Seed Dahlias Petunias
fall Chrysanthemums Heliottopes
Ail 35 cents per dozen
AT
D, E. Brodahl's Greenhouse
1010 S. Gresham St.
Cor. Buchanan
m
fnrii'rirtii ni piap I
AlltNllUN rLCAMll
The Bible School of the I
FIRST HHIIRRH flF HrlRI.U I
"""""" wl ",mmwi s
is thoroughly equipped to win
souls to Christ anu to train
them in Christian Service. We
want you, and you need us.
Sunday Services
uinie bcnooi: 10 a. m.
Morning Service: 1 1 a. ra.
Junior C. E.: 3 p. tn.
Y. I. S. C. E.: 7 p. ra.
Evangelistic Services: 8 p. tn.
Thursday Prayeruieeting:-8 p.m.
Cornw Hew York St. ad Willis Btultmd
sau
Subscribe for
tbs Tslejram best
arsntDg papsr on
tha coast. 8m
Vd Stock tea.
HOTELS IN PORTUGAL
Pnytna On' Bill Thtr Ottomss
Duel In Pallttntst.
When traveling for the flmt time In
Portugal one I apt to Uvtmto exn
prrated when lie desires tt mtllo up
tilth hi landlord nt I lie Iwlrl, When
the traveler asks how ttuirh his Mil I
the landlord bows grnrlu1y, smiles
suavely, rubs hi tiaiulii together nml
replies that the dill I ns much ns the
suest wishes to contribute.
Tlilt U simply tlio oci)Iiir tif n duel
if olllcneM, for the hnrdencd traveler
it euro thanks tlio landlord fur hi cult
- n.lrnco In him and nRntu very coiirlc-
ously asks for a detailed statement of
hi account Still tho Mil In not fortti
coming, for the Inmllonl declare tlmt
bo ilon not wish tu Insult hi guest In
any such mnnnrr. Finally tlir Intid-
'onl dw" ."ko" UP "V!1?"5!. on '!u
tlio traveler how much tho nuiu total
I. If the traveler hnsn't k 0 1 t track or
tt the Inmllonl very laboriously poo
over the account ngnln. If the guest
hn footed up tho hill the Inmllonl U
sure that It cannot bo so much nmt In
slsts on n re-rockonlng. Tlio result Is
tho same, and tho Inmllonl Invariably
nceus 10 urmg iwo or uircc more 11 11
gers Into use for Items that had been
accidentally omitted.
Needless to state, tho traveler not
hardened to this process breathes n
deep sigh of relief when he 'escapes.
Uoys' World.
DIET AND AGE.
Proptr Citing Would Iniur Dftttr
Health and Longer Life.
Medical oxpertH. Instirnnco men, edu
cntors nnd tenchcra of tho hcIciico of
health aud happiness Rcuurally nro In
favor of simpler llvlns nnd 11 return to
nature. The mortality of adult n wo
of tho period between forty and sixty-
Is IncrensltiR, but It Is not du to tho
tress of modern life, to worry nnd
overwork, n houio hnvo support, tt
" Vuv V"L """" u "'k
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nnd bnd diets. There U ovory retiHon
why wo should II vo Ioiirit nnd bo
healthier, for romforls nro IncrciisltiR
and Inventions nro IossciiIiir toll nnd
anxiety. Hut our very prosperity hits
led to richer nnd ampler diets, uitd
there I where tho mischief les there,
nnd In our Indoor Ufa. Wo shun na
ture; wo shut out llRht nnd ulr; wc
walk llttlo and xeldoui ent or rest In
tho open nlr, In Rnrdens, Ilcld.1 or on
porches.
This Is all wrotiR. and the wiiros of
this wroiiR nro 111 hcnllh. ileiresslou,
Rlooni. tho MhortenhiR of the nnturnl
span of tlfo. Habits of outdoor life
should be formed early nt school, As
much teiiclilitR us possible should bo
dono ia tho ojhji) air and as much
plsylnj: IIUowUc. After Rniduiitlou
boys and RlrU should continue to cut
tlvnto tho outdoor life mid families
should eoutlnuo tho practice. ChlcnRO
Itecord-IIursld.
TaUphona Lift,
At Otio Hundred uud Klrnt fttrt'ct and
tlroadwny a man was talking Into a
tolcphoua I'rusently ho wns heurd to
say; "AJ1 rjfbt I'll como. 1 am now
at Twenty-third street and llrotidwity,
111 bo up In about half an hour."
"That -cuup scorns to huvo lost his
beorlnRs," sold a man who had over
tutfirtl tho error In locality.
"Mo knows where ho is nil right."
said a drtiR clerk. "lie's Just puttlne
up a bluff. It Is quite a common bluff.
Men who have a mlRhty IiIrIi roRiird
for truth at all other times do not hcil
tato to toll a whopper about where
they nro when tnlkluj; over tlu tele
phono. I have heard pontoiiH swear
.over that wire that tiiey wero tele
phonlni: from -points nil the wit from
Jlobokon to Auittjrvllle. .-ffhey wero
not sousoned liars, cither; Juut wanted
.a fow minutes' graco apparently and
thought tho easiest way to get It was
to make out they were a tnllo or two
farthor away than they reully wero."
Now York l'ross.
Custom In 8paln.
Ono thlut; specially Is vital In Spain;
'Costumbro," they say ("It Is the cus
tom"). It explains commercial honor
.tensely Xor -tho Spanish busluexs man
to Jttep bis word aud pay hla bills-, ex
actly aa It ia .equally customary for
him to lack what we call "honor" lu
some other departments of life. It Is
customary to do or not to do, to like
or not to like, a thousand thliiRs. Why?
"Custombre" Is tho only reply. It Is
customary, moreover, not to yield read
ily to an Improvement or a luxury,
even as tt Is again equally customary,
once the Spaniard has yielded to a
given thing, to hold to It llko adamant,
Arthur Stanley Ilhjgs tn Century.
His Prsftrsncs.
"You can get an armful of dalst.ts
for n dime," pointed out tho optlmlsi,
"and just look at tbolr bright, merry
little faces!"
"What do I want with an armful of
daisies?" growled tho pessimist. "I'd
father have a checso sandwich." New
York Journal.
A Snskt Tsls.
A man took bis small son to the
park, They fed bread to tho swans
and then stood for a loag time In front
of a cage of serpents. Tho boy looked
at them with fascinated eyes. At last
be exclaimed, "I like theso talis all
right, but where aro the animals'"
Upplncott'a.
Probably.
Tho Orntor-I arsk yer, Wot Is this
life we 'old so dear? Boon I'll be lyln'
with me forefathers. Tho Voice An'
glvln' them points at the gamo tool
London Sketch.
Common sense
age. Oreeley.
is tbe genius ot our
REVIEW'S LEGAL BLANKS
The following list of legal blanks
are kept for sale at this office and
others will be added as the demand
arises;
Warranty deeds, Quit Claim
Deeds, Realty aud Chattel Mort
gages, batisfaction of Mortgages,
Contracts for Sale of Realty, Bills
of Sale, peases.
All these blanks at the uniform
price of 30c per dozen,
Why Sh Quit Mtr ieb.
A My of my aetnalntAHre Ih ToVyo,
lays a wtltr In the WurW 1de Mnir
trlHe, ortrd a vkIhsUU' ervnHt vf
lomevihat tnnture ypar wtw M'Jolmt
11 the (Kietle iHttur nf Olmrn Hit a
Tho Ilonornblp Mt HprlHR."
tine day MUs Sprint: brought Ih
Urrrheon ns tmual. All timnt svreitf,
Jiere wns ttt n shndow of n eloud In
the domestic sky. Hut nt ten time no
vn npearvd ntlthrr, In answer to
nil at first pntlent nnd nftrrwnrd
itilHtttont, did Ohnru. After nwhllo
:ht Indy went herself to the bark re-
l(ia nnd foatul-tlinolatloa. The chnr-
nml box wns tilled with Rtny nsho.
;ln kettle cold, llnlf the lunehetru
twites Iny lmiucnit In n bowl of
oflpy wntcr; the other hntf stthnl 011
tho sink ready to bo put nway. Ohnru
Dersvlt simply wns not.
The next mornltiR, however, she re-
ippenreil, very much on her company
iianuers, with n clean kimono nnd her
Jitlr done In n shlutuR bun to dfitolu
:he state of n matron, demnndliiR the
tniRttieiit of wnRis duo to her since the
5i'rIiiiiIiir of the nninth. The lntly ex-
TOittulnted nnd naked w hy the servant
rvti IoiivIiir thus suddenly.
"Oh." replied Ohnru, "Just ns 1 wns
wnshltiR the plates yesterdny 1 remem
bered that Sulto Snu, tho pawnbroker,
wanted a wife. Thereforo I went out
1 ml married htm."
Unjuitly Aeeuied,
Andrew CnmeRlc, when tnlklnR
ibout tho Scotch dlnlect once, unlit:
"Scotch dlnlect Is n Hhro hard to tin-
lerstnud, nnd It often cnusw awkward
ailstiikes. Onea nil Amvrlcnn dlvluo
ipeut Chrlstmns In a hlKhlitnd Inn. On
L'hrlHtinns moruliiR ho Rave tho maid
tip of a HoverelRti, nnd he snld, look-
iiir earnestly nt iter, for sue wuh n
pretty maid:
"')o you know, ICnthleeu, you nro
very Rood lookltiR Insslor
"Of courso lvnthleeu wns titenscd,
but, beliiR modest, nho blushed llko a
rote and answered:
"'Ah, nut Ah, mil Hut my klMlng,
ilr, Is benutlfull'
"Tho dlvluu frowned.
"'I.onvo the room, you wicked
youiiR biiRRUROI' ho said sternly.
"lie didn't know, you see, that mod
est Kathleen had been simply pralslnR
In her hlRhlnnd dialect tho superior
shnrmi of her cousin. Janet of loo
bies."
Phllotophle Tss.
Tho famous Adnm Hinlth hmt all tho
proverbial almeutmludetlness of tho
phlloHopher. An nmusluR story of him
Is told In Mr. Kyvlo's book, "Noble
Damon and Notnblo Men of tho tleor-
Khin Kra." "Mr. Damcr, It atiiiears,
called 0110 mornliiR iivoit tho Scottish
philosopher Just as ho was prepnrliiR
his breakfast, Aji they talked tho
lenrued man took u piece of bread nml
butter In bis hand aud, after rollliiR
It round and roujid, oppod It Into his
teapot and poured tho IioIIIiir water
uK)ti It. Darner watched with quiet
amusement without druwliiR nttentlou
to this iieoullar proceeding, and pres
ently ho had his rowurtl, for when
Adam Smith poured himself out a cup
of .this (jueor decoction mid lusted It
he tiullo Innocently remarked to hl.i
visitor that It was tho worst tea ho
had over met with."
Not Qtssllng.
David Itelosco delicately dissected u
certain playwright 0110 eveulux 11 1 u
dinner given by the former to nomu of
his frlciidii of tho theatrical profession.
This pluywrlght Is Hiiccesuful nnd pro
duce miiuy plays, but, It Is admitted,
owes nearly nil his bent Ideas to oth
ers.
"Ono night tho playwright Imagined
that ho heurd 11 nolso In his house,"
tmld Mr, Ilt'liiHco, "JIu lighted a lump,
went downsttilrs, searched his library,
parlor, dlulug room unit kitchen, then
went to tho butler'a pa u try and thuru
discovered 11 masked mini kneeling
over thu chest of Hllvorware.
"Abut' aald ho huskily. 'Bteiillngi'
" 'Oh, 110 replied tho burglar culni'
ly, 'I'm only uduptlug."'
Time to Make a Changs,
Hlr William I'hlps wuh npiolnted
governor In chief of tho province of
MnHNiichusettri liny In 1 '-', During
bis uumlulstratlou tho terrible war
against witchcraft .raged for hoiuo rdx
toon months. When his own wife,
I-mly I'hlps, was named (ia having ex
ercised tho powers of witchcraft Hlr
William begun to vlow this wholo ter
rible loudness lu it now light, nnd ho
put 11 stop to all trluls and discharged
the prisoners then uwitltlug trial,
Tho Way It Happsnsd.
Jlrother I,obtock-IIov did yo' nil
got yo' noso busted? Ilrother Tump
I douu slipped down un' plumb lit on
my back. Ilrother Lobstock Hut,
name o' goodness, sub, yo' noso isn't
located on yo' buck I Ilrother Tump
No. sub, un' needer wus 11 rudder
Wack. I'uck,
Ambiguous.
"Why did you spend so much money
on your wife's funeral?" naked n man
of a neighbor,
"Ah, sir," was tho reply, "sho would
hnvo dono as much for mo and moro,
too, with pleasure."
Sincerity,
Ho resolutely and faithfully what yon
are; bo humbly what you asplro to bo.
Mail's uoblest gift to man Is Ills sin
cerity, for it embraces his Integrity
also. Tboreau.
Too Busy For Rspentanca.
Singleton Do you bollevo In tho old
adage about marrlugo In busto and re
pent nt leisure? Weddcrly No, I don't.
After a man marries ho has no leisure.
Smart Set,
If we gave assistance to each other
no one would be In want of fortune.
Menunder.
When your child has the whoop
ing cough be careful to keep the
cough loose and expectoration easy
giving Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy as may be required. This rem
edy will also liquify the tough mu
cus and make it easier to expecto
rate. It has been used successfully
in many epidemics and is safe aud
sure. For sale by all dealers.
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Just
ORDINANCE NO. .183
An
Ordinance Providing the An Ordinance RcpenllnR Scc
Imc nnd Mnnncr of Im- (ion No. 3 of Ordinance No.
T
proving Polk Street from
WilinmcMc Hotilcvard to
Jersey Street in tlic City
of St. Johns, Oregon.
The eitV of St. lolilis lion nrilaln
at
luiitiws:
TIlC Council of lilt? Cllv nf Kt. tnlma.
IwvIiir nK-crtnlin.il thecuot of imnrovliiR
folk strtret from the northentterly idle
west oldc line of Icnv atrrct In ih.. pIiv
of Ht. Joints, Ore.,ss dhow it bv the rcsnlu.
tlwi of the council of unlit city, dated on
iStlnlny of Mav. lota, nml recorded
and notice themif having iKcnpublUhiM
In the St. Johns Kcvicw, n weekly news-
in uicoiiice ot tlic recorder of said city
jwer 01 Kcticrnl circtttntiou, on the
jlKltlay of .Mny nnd the ;th tiny of June,
1912, ns shown by the nllidnvlt of the
foreman of snltt tMH)r, which snld nflitln
vit U on file lu the olliec nf Hik eliv .
cordet; nnd IcroI jwtliiR of notices of
Mich improvement, ns khowit by the niTt
dnvit of the cllv eiielncer on file In tin-
oliki. of the city rcconler: nnd no re.
monstrances hnvltiR been filed, nnd
as provided by the said resolution,
me cnRim-cr s ptciimiunry
rstlnintn nf
tuilfl fintinivpiiinMi la trtrJl or i. ai..ti
l more nccttrntely tlctcniiined bv said
ctiRinccr.
Now, therefore, It Is hereby ordered
that said street he Improved nnd the
time for the completion of saltl Im
movement is hereby fixed nt sixty tlnys
from the last publication of rtmu isjiU nf
said work, which saltl proposals must be
men wiui uic fccoriier 01 sitlil city on or
before the ilth ilnv of lute. mn.
nt 8 o'clock, p. tn. of said day.
iliai iwtni street sliall be tntiroved ns
follows: lly niacathiinliiiiL' saint- from
curb to curb with No. 2 rock, same to bo
(1 Inches thick nftcr bclmr rolled.
i lie city recorder sliall i?ive notice In
put)! Icat Ion fur not less thnti three In
sertions lu the St. Johns Review, the of
ficial tiewspnjtcr, fuvitlnj; projiosals for
making said iiiiproypment.
Said imptnvr incut slmll in nil respects
bc done nnd coitinleleil In riiiifnriiill v
with the tirovisious of Ordlttnucc
NuiiiIrt 19, except its otherwise
provided in tbl vfilliinnec; nil work to
l,e iltme under the. .direction nnd sucr
vision of the c)ty cuRlncer.
That tlic COrtt of said liniirmi-nn-iit
shall bc nssesMcd Klust the property In
the local Impioveutcnl district nstles
scribctl in wild resolution nml ile.li'initeil
ns nml ileclntKil to be Iaki Imnrtive-
inent District tfn,.
rasseti ny yie jcouucil June iBtli.
1912.
Approved ly the mirjor June iHth.
1912.
A. A. MUCK,
Mayor.
Attest: 1'. A. KICK,
City Kecorder.
Published In the St. Johns Kcvicw on
June 21, 1912.
RESOLUTION
It I resolved .by the city ot St. lolitts.
urcRon;
1 nrti 11 uecuta 11 expedient and neccs-
sary to Improve I'csscndcu street
trom
tne nortueriy line ot jersey street to
the northerly line of Smith avenue In
the city of .St. Johns lu the following
manner, to wit:
lly grading said txirt on of street to
subgraile, to.be established according to
the profile filed by the city engineer in
the olliec of the city recorder June 10th,
1012, by laylug uAtiiiidurd concrete pave
ment six inches thick from curb to
curb.
Saltl work to .be done ncconlliiL to
the plans nml tHxtiflcutious of the citv
engineer on file .in the olliec of the elty
recorder relative thereto, which said
plans nml sixjulfiGutious are sntlsfactorv
and nre hereby upptovetl, Snld Improve
ments 10 tie ittttue 111 iiccortinncc Willi
the charter ami ordinances of the citv
of St. Johns, mid uudcr the supervision
ami direction of the city engineer.
That the quat.of uid Improvement to
ue assessed iu pro.vitii-il by tne city char
ter iiK)ii the p.roerty especially ami
particularly benefited thereby, and
which is hitreby declared to be all of
lots, blocks aud parcels of laud between
the termini of such improvements nhut
tlug titMiii, adjacent or proximnte to said
IWcncleit ktrett. from the inarulual
line of said street back to the center of
the block or blocks or tracts of laud
abutting 'tlmreuu or proximate thereto.
That all the property Included In said
improvement ilsilr((,t is hereby declared
to be "IkwI improvement District No.
88."
fliat tlie city engineer a assessment of
the probable tatnl, cost of said Improve
ment of said street is GMbM.KI,
1 liat the cost ot said street is to be as
setrted against the
proiierty lu said local
assessment district us provided by the
city charter of the city of St, Johns, ex
cept that earh front foot shall bear its
pro rata cost of said assessment Instead
of the cost of improvement immediately
111 front of It. ns provided bv the citv
cuarier.
Adopted by the council 18th day of
June, 191?.
r. A, Klt.lt,
Kecorder.
Published iu the St. Julius Review on
June 21 and 2ri, 1912.
Proposals lor Street Work
Sealed nronosals will be received at
tlie odice of the recorder of the city of
St. lohus until lulv o. iqm. at 8 o'clock
p. 111. lor tlie improvement 01 uiympla
street from the northeasterly side line ot
Myers street to tne easterly side line
of Charleston street, in tlie man
ner provided by ordinance No. 482, sub
ject to the provisions of the charter aud
ordinances of the citv of St. Johns, and
the estimate of the city engineer, on file.
Tlie engineer s estimate is f 1,940,47.
Ilids must be strictly in accordance with
printed blanks which will be furn
ished on application at the office of the
recorder of the city of St, Johns, Aud
said improvement must be completed on
or before 60 duys from the last publica
tion 01 notice 01 proposals lor sattl work.
No tro!osuls or bids will be considered
unless nccompauied by a certified check
puyanle to tlie mayor ot tlie city 01 ht
Johns, certified by a responsible bank
for an amount equal to ten per cent, of
tbe aggregate protiosal.
The right to reject any and nil bids is
hereby reserved,
Uy onler oi tlie city council.
I'. A. KICK,
City Kecorder,
Published iu the St. Johns Review
June 21, 2b nnd July 5, 1912.
Subscribe for
tho Itovtew and be
happy.
ORDINANCE NO. -185
JM lite bante Heine
Same Heine An
Ordinance Providing for the
Lowering of Water Mains
In the City of St. Joints,
Oregon.
The city of JM. Johns ilrws ihiIhIm a.
follow:
Section 1, That Wectinti
i of Orrlt
ttrt CONNril
nance No, soj, it,! k
Novemlwr B. liHS, nml stHmmnl ky lew
,n?'!,r November 5, trfi. to Hit:
ncviHMi . inai inr eoat mmi v.
petiKC ot loucrliiR snid hmIms stwll be
iKirnc and (wld n follows: If mM nmIh
"l Hi '
?i 1 . 1 ",v l,,c "tf"cc f theKHWMit
lilt 111111 i:xin.-u III SIICII HWfinnR
sunn i)c imiii nun ciinroHiiie to the own-
ers of the property nbultlnK im w otlja
cent or proximnte to sshl water mailt in
the improvcuicut district, the same as
other street Improvements, nml the cot
thereof shall bc collected in thf saute
milliner nml shall ) included In the Km
for such Improvement nml placed bv
the city rcconler in the lieu docket of
saltl city.
If such mains arc found to he m tlwti
24 Inches below the stirfiiccof theurottiHt
!.,,e s.1' ).oUn Wn.,er Wo,k ml .LRsIiIImk
-o. siian jy such proiwttkin of the whi
nml expense of lowering said pipes nnd
ntnlni ns snld mains are found to Ih- low
than the J.l inches dccti. l'nr nttiuiivl.-.
if said mains lie found to be 18 inches
below the surface of the Ritmnd, then
snld Wntcr Company shall jxty otie-fottrtlt
of the cost nml cxtx-usc of lowering the
same, the roiimliiin costs to be taxed to
the protierty owners ns nlsive stilted" be
rcjicalcd nnd tnnde null nml void and of
"..c"
no cfTect.
1 . 1 n
Jl"'e,
nssetl by the council this tSth tiny of
e. 1012.
Atmrovcd bv the nnivor this iHiltdav
of June, 1912.
A. A. MUCK,
Mayor.
Attest: 1'. A. KICIt,
Kecorder.
Published lu the St. Johns Review on
June 21, 1912.
Proposals for Street Work
Scaled troKsals will be received nt the
office of the Kecorder of the Citv of St.
Johns until July 9th, 1912, nt 8" o'clock
p. m. for the Improvement of IliirliiiRtou
street from the northeasterly Hue of
llmdford street to the center line of
lllock No. 2o, Jnines John's Second Ad
dition, in the manner provided by Or
dinance No. 4S., subject to the provis
ions of the charter nnd ordinances of the
City of St, lohus, nml the estimate of
the city ctiRlncer, on file.
Knuiuccr's estimate is fi., 112,1.),
Illds must bc strictly lu accordance
with printed blanks, which witl be furn
ished on application nt the office of the
Recorder of the City of St, Johns. And
snld Improvement must be completed on
or before 60 days from date of the Inst
publication of notice of proK)sals of said
work,
No proosals or bids will he considered
unless nccompanleil by 11 certified check
piiyuble to the ortler of the .Mayor of the
uty ot ht. loltus, certilied by 11 rtion-
siDie name tor tin amount, entini to leu
tier cent, of the ngeregnte tiroiHMtl.
The right to reject any nttd nil bids is
hereby reserved,
lly order of the City Council,
1'. A. KICIt,
Kecorder.
Published in the St. Jolins Review on
June 31, aH and July 5, 1911.
Notice of Final Account
In the County Court of the State of Oie
gon, In nml for the County of Mult
uomiih, In the matter of the estate of Junius
Ilintt, deceased. Notice of hwtriugwt
tlemrut of final account ami petition lor
distribution,
Notice is hereby given that l'otur Attt
zcii, administrator of the ustnte of Jiiiium
lliatt, ileceasetl, has rendered nnd pre
sented for settlement to nml film I iu the
County Court of the State of Oregon lu
ami for Multnomah county, Ills final ac
count as such administrator nnd polltl-mi
for distribution, nml that Monday, tho
&ud day of July, 1913, at 1) o'clock a. in.
nt the court room of Mild Court, nt the
Court House iu the city of Portland,
Multnomah county, Oregon, has lwon
duly appointed by said court for the set
tlement of said final account nml lump
ing 011 petition for tlistributiou,t which
time any erou interested iu mid tst
tate may appear and file exception In
said final account, ami contest the shih
and said )etitloii,
Date 01 11 m ptiniicuuou jtiuesi, uui,
last publication July 17, lUlli.
I'KTUK AUT.lt.N,
Administrator of the tastuU of
James Ilintt, deceased,
NOTICE 0I:
Proposed Assessment
Notice is hereby given that npixirtion
inent of the cost of improving Scudch
street from the northerly line of 1'wmii,
deu street to southerly line of St. Jolins
avenue, total cost is fa.i27.isO, has
been apportioned nml is on hie iu the
office of the undersigned, subject tu ux
amltiatioii, Assessment district extends Imek to
the center of lots, blocks or tracts of
land abutting on said street us provided
ny tne city cnarier ami resolution.
Remonstrances anainst said amxirtiou-
meut may be made in writing and filed
with the undersigned until 5 o'elwk
P. M.July 8, 1913.
I'. A. RICH,
Kecorder.
Published lu the St. Johns Review on
June it and aH, 1912,
Family Washing 50c
We wish to announce' that we are
thoroughly equipped to do family
"Wet Washings" at 50c per wash
ing. Phone and our wagon will
call. Columbia 242,
The Model laundry.
There is no real need of anyone
being troubled with constipation.
Chamberlain's Tablets will cause
an agreeable movement of the how
els without any unpleasant effect.
Give them a trial. For sale by all
dealers.
Nete the label on your paper.
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