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Find Appetites and Bea They eot back alive, but Mrs, Hubert Simmons had to come along as chaperone. It is just the way when n couple; of our giddy city girls get out in the country and get fed up on real, for sure cream, 22 carets fine, and vegetables and cab bages and pic-I-I Huckleberry pie at that. Ami there ts a story con uected with that huckleberry patch. All mixed up with bears and din tiers and huckleberries and pic; just ask Chief of Police McKinney now He was awakened away in the "stilly watches of the night" by a soft, cooing voice repeating it dulcet tones: "nice bcarl" then 1 pause "good old bearl" then an other pause, and "Wliec-c he's after us, run Sister Hendricks!" and then a flying figure went dauc iug across the room. Hut when lie asked: What on earth is the matter? the only reply was: What in the world did you do with my house slippers, 1 can t lind them anywhere. The gentle ladies say, too, that the biggest things they found while on the visit was nppe titcs. To prove the truthfulness of this part of the story, they over that Hubert Simmons had nothing left at the cud of the visit and had to sell out and come back to St. Johns. They can't produce the bear they say, but they have got Mr. and Mrs. Simmons, xx Mrs. George Weiss .uiautuiKc weissuicu tins morti' nig at 4 o clock of diabetes, aged s I. ....... r . o urs. one was bom in New ork state. Saratoga Pfilinlv. mill has been a resident of St. Johns for iiit iiitai Mix venrs. N n lin.I lwu.11 ... - t i.i.ia I J V. V. I i B 'r about two years and mnea rapidly the last 39 hours un Ml flfWlftl Xa.a ... V...IU uucrvcucu. sue leaves a llttulinti.I ....... t .It . t "iiauuiiu UlllllinVPfl 111 llln niltri iinnt' u . I J MH. kllLWV, n department of the Woolen Mills; five children: Amos Weiss, married nud living at Walla Walla.aged 20; I'.dward aired IS. I.illlnn t. umt. r V . ' V ' " o, 1 toward aged two, all at home. Airs, weiss was a model wife and mother, liitrlilv pinniii,i in.-nbin flllimtltl f,tn,l.. 1 . a "'""i3 n-uuy mm wining 10 licit) the needy and distressed about her. one was a member of the Presby icrian cliurch. Funeral will l. icld at Hlackbttrn's einmel Sttndnv at 2 p. m., and interment in Colum bia ceineterv. Hoc. inliuunii nf uiristmn church will conduct the services. Great Attractions SECOND SIGHT. AT THE PRINCESS THEATRE Saturday and Sun day. Finest pic tures produced. See them. Push Go-carts for the bov girl only $1,250! Calof Hros. and A Little One Gone The Boy Scouts Scouts I.cou and Philip Peterson have returned from their outings full of vim and vigor. Scout "Pinie" llutts left Wcdnes day for n two weeks' wrestle with "Old Hrlncy. He promises to bring a young whale or something lor our aquarium. "rill will It. P. at all times to keep Puthcr Neptune taking him in tow mid de positing him in Davy Jones' locker The amiariutn was installed last Saturdoy and is working fairly well. New specimens will be add ed fiom time to time. We cannot emphasize too rdrnugly the import mice ol not touching the firdi with the hands or putting the hands in the water of the Hduarlum. It is death to the fishes, Some beautiful entomological specimens are being captured by the scouts and others and handed in, but we have no case in which to preserve them. Who will sell, or heller Mill, donate to either the scouts or to the public library 11 good sized show case for this pur pose? lidith Lulu Root, need 8 (laugnier 01 Air. and Mrs. Chas. Root of 905 Jersey street St. Johns, lieu jtiiy 24, oiler a week's illness. iinenii services were Held in the .vangclical church Wcdncsdnv morning, Rev. CP. Gales of Dallas olliciating. The tiny white casket was borne to the white hearse by lour little girls, Cordelia Cross, .Mildred roil, Marguerite Rnland, and Marie Hredeson- all dressed in white. 1 he little one was tenderly laid to rest in Columbia cemetery beneath a mound of beautiful flow- ers. Particular v sad c rcumMniipe surround the death of this little one whose span of life was so brief.and yet performed a mission that it seems she was sent to fulfill. She was 0 beautiful child, hit vine: laken recently the $20 prize ot the Mover & Prunk baby show. The erlef stricken parents have lliesymHithy of the comiiiuuitv. The public fountain has finally been installed at the intersection of Philadelphia and Hurliuuton streets and is proving a source of great sat tsinctlou to tlie dumb animal these thirsty days. - o XT ... i ever leave nomc on a lournev without a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, cholera and diarrhtun Rein ed, it is almost certo in to be obtained when on board the cars or steamship, bor sale by all dealers. An Apparition Thnt Was a Meitonger of Dtalh. The third Lord Tonipletown used to tell of 1111 uxtriiurtlliinr.v nud really au thentic cum of ocond night, ills brother, Henry tiimt. the second vN count, wiih with his regiment nbroml when ho and nureml Imiilii'r oillcoin bmw an old friend wearing trousers nml Bhlit only pun through the muss room to nnolher room from which tlicro was no outlet. They followed nud saw nobody, 11ml the aentiy pcr- mmed innt no person liml cnleivd. Henry Upton wrolo to his brother, nflei-ward third vlaeoiinl. In rcipioat tilin to go to their rrloud'M lodging In London iiiidilnd out what lie wns do ing at such nud such 1111 hour on a cor twin day. Tim bmtltrr In l.omlmi com piled nud found that their friend had died, but not on the diiy ho had boon noon alirond. Ijilor the landlady wns asked on oath as to tho date and hour of death and whether he had died In n white shirt with n blue check. After aoine demur she eoiiftwd that her lodger did not die when she Hist stated, but on tlie day when his friends had seen pass through the mess room. It seems the date of demise hud been falsllled on nerottnt of his pen sion, which was almost nil his family hud to depend upon. Ami lie died In n white shirt with a blue check, bin Inndlndy having leal one of her litis Imiiil'a to blm on tho morning ol bis denlh.-I.oudnii Court .lourual. SHE WANTED LIGHT. The Hlecltic Theatre is exnectimr lo occupy its new (martens in n few days. The name will be changed from the Kltetiio to Multnomah Theatre. The new (iiiarters will be greatly nppteciated by the manage ment ami patrons as well. Christian Church Sunday school to a. in., Preaching t.t a. 111. and 7tfo p. in., C. 15. 6:.v) t). in. Inn- ior Kudeavor ;? p. m. Kvorvbodv invited to all tlite service. Inner uncle corner New York and Leon ard streels. A coidial invitation is And Fixed ex tended Pastor. to nil. J. R. Johnson, Edgar Orlow Reed mouth comes stomach, nud Library Notes ivlgar Orlow Reed dot ot Hi I .! . .. noiiie 01 ins sou, m. 11. Kecc I. come of Hurr oiid Stafford streets at .1:1 p. in. July 28, aged 77 vears. tw mourns ami 14 days. He was bom in Milford, Olsom a - - a. ' couiuy, iew vork Came to St jonns about 10 niont lis niro. wn the father of 10 children.Sof whom survive him. also n sister. Mrs. 1? IJadger, of this citv. His bodv will he taken to Hay Center. Wash ills Home prior to com 1111 to St Johns, for iiitetmeut. Open I lour: 2i30 to 5i30 nnJ 7 toWOp.m, Remember to order your vocation books a week lefore you expect to Mart if possible, if you do not know what books you want osk lor sug nest ions, The central library keep 011 file 60 technical tnagaziues. Hack mini hers mov be hod on request. Come in and look over the list on the bill' letiu board. These jwriodicals will eJve von the un-to.date news on such subjects as motor cars, motor cycles, machinery, nil branches of cuiMiiecrim;. ami the trades. A 191 1 directory Is now ready for reference in the reading room. Mrs. D. A. Wright has presented the librarv w ith a fine young um brella nlaut. Books are now received from the central Hbrnry 011 Mondays, Wed nesdays and Saturdays. "The Lone Roll"by Mary John ston has been added to the 5c books. I.HIKAKIAN. CARD OF THANKS. We wish to offer our honrtM (iintiKS to our mniiv fr em Is mm neighbors nud all who govern the! kind attention and tender .svnnm thy in the hour of our dcci sorrow and for the beautiful floral tribute. rought to the bier of our little one whose memory will ever be to us n. 0 beautiful flower, the nift of Cod love, delicate, fragile, sweet; it has iniicd irom our slL'lit. but its mum ory will bloom in our hearts for ever. Mr.ond Mre.Clms.Root. Culef CoU Notice to the Public Having secured the location for merly occupied by S. I. Dobie, as o real estate office, I have opened the same as such and hereby solicit tlie patronage of those who wish to buy and sell at actual -values, in surance and rentals will be careful ly looked after and property han dled at listed price only. John K. Hiller. Get your Camp Stoves at Hros., ulso Camt) Chairs and Yottr spectacles repaired nrnmttt. ly by IS. W. Cochruu at Hoston IJakery, Mrs. l.J. Monahau snent the week end ot the Kvaugelionl camp HH.-KUUK ui MiiiiiiDv.return nir mod day. Hvaugellcal churoh. Snndiiv scuooi at 10 o. in., c. . at 7 p. 111 followed bv n simir wrvl At are invited, A nice line of "Calef Bros. Doll Go-carts at Call ou the new jeweler at the Boston Bakery. Sixteen years ex perience. o Chester P. Gates of Dallas wns in St. Johns Wednesday to preach the funeral.of Mr. Root's little one and brightened this office by a cheery call. o Postmaster Monahan has added auotlier convenience to his office to facilitate the work and save his patrons' time, by placing a window for the Handling 01 packages nnu papers hi the right baud side eu trnuceto his "den." Kd L.Stockton has returned from a ten day's sojourn in the Tilla mook country. He says the trip was oue of the most enjoyable he ever made. Trout, clams, nud rock oysters, he says, nre to be found in abundance in that neighborhood, h, W. Cochruu. watchmaker mid jeweler, will repair your watch with care; close timing a specialty. Six teen years experience. At Hoston uaKery. 0 When representatives of foreign countries come to St. Johns to do business, nud will not aid in bene fiting the city in any manner, nev er subscribe to any public or char itnoie enterprise, never help the lo i ... cai pajer oy advertising, tney nre unworthy of the support of ourcit izens. 1 rndc with those who have the benefit of the city at henrt. Bv ..... . - . aiding tiiem you are Helping your selves. Mr. and Mrs. Kdmotidson re turned Monday evening from a vis it of a few days with relatives in Seattle. They took in the Potlatch, and had a delightful time. The business men of Seattle treated them royally, giving a visit to the navy yard, an automobile over the windy city aud a feed fit for a kitiu. all as free as air. They also visit ed Vancouver, B. C, and found the people really civilized even there, aud did not have to carry a star spangled banner ns a protection while in Kd's domain. They were well pleased with both Seattle and Vancouver. A bud taste in the Iron ti disordeted iwck .t I hat is usually n tornid liv ki: A condition which invites dis- ar HKKHIN'K is the remedy uctded. It coriects the .stomach and makes the liver active and reg ular. Pi ice 50c. Sold by St. Johns rnormacy. Oregon tuny soon have a silk in dustry. A colony of Italians will settle in Wasco County next month aud the immigrants expect to raise mulberry trees for silk worms. The newcomers are mid to' bo exper ienced in this Industry in their own country aud find 011 investigation that Oregon is suited to the urowth of the industrious worm lind the manufacture of its gostmmcr fiber. 0 ' Messrs. I4. I., mid W. C. HIley liwvu severed their connections with N'.J. Hnifey ft Co. nud Imve accent ed iON!tionK with the Coon Buy MauufHcturiiig Co. nt North Bend. Oregon. I.. I,. Bailey was former ly superintendent of tlie WeMeru enwr and Box Co. of ISdwords, W11., nud goen to fill n like position with the Coos Bay company. W.C. iiuiley tnkus charge of the vouour cutting department. A. W. Davis nud J. S.McKinnov nud their families hnve returned from n very plenwitit otitiui! nt Newport, beside the sod sen wnves. "Billy," the two-year-old sou of Mr. Davis, iu his ramblini: aloiur the bench found n wntcr agate thnt is n particular beauty. By holding 11 one s Hand and turninir it around a large drop of wnter is plainly dis cernible therein. Mr. Davis has had the find mounted to serve as n watch charm, and it make n dandy. I'lie blooming reporter in makintr us report ol tlie Kebekah "doin's," 11st week must have had his fingers cryed. He made us say their offi cers were installed bv "District Go Che Had tho Window Exaetly to Har Tneto. Tho architectural feature of the new house that caused 11 decided do nicotic rupture was tlie windows. Tho limn wns In favor of medium slued windows, with small panes in unit. Ii tho rest of the huuso, lull his wife In sisted upon enormous slieels or pinto ulnss, "You ore nwity till day 11 ml do not know whether t etui ma my hand be fore mo nt noontime or not." she wild, "but I 11111 In tho house most of tho time and must hnvu plenty of llRlit nud minshluo." Ho Ihoy hud hie windows, lloforo the carpenter loft she ordered Inside Hlitilters put up. Tho family's Una lilitht In their now homo wns cole Untied by adjusting two sets of win dow shades, one white, tho oilier dark piTun, which served ns 11 Ihii-Uki otintt for two pairs of eurliiliH, one of silk, Hie oilier of law. Ou the third dny tho limn holpcd Ids wife to linn nihil tlounl wish cuiliiliis, nml 011 tho fourth day ho round a limit llukeilnif with the outside of the window IisIko. "He I" Just jjcttliut lomly to put up tho nwiilnus," she explained. Her husband looked nt tho nltut t oix. the two simile, tho two curtains and the sash curtain and the 11 r run no mollis for the iiwiiIiikh nt ouch win dow, nud thru ho Implied, but she could not uiitlurstnnd why.-Now York Tlines. PLAYED A SHELL GAME. A Parliamentary Joke by a New South Wales Colon. Attstrnlln once lind 11 great public J0U0, which was played openly In the Now South Wnles state pnrlhiineiit by a member who nftorwnrd became at torney conornl. A bill lind been introduced to pro lect niitlvo ilowei-fl from ruthless do Htnictlon. Tho honorable member up rose nml sympathized. Ho informed tho Introducer of tho bill n somewhat pompous Kontleinnn-tlmt ho heartily approved. Hut why theso Invidious distinctions? Tho bill protected -and ho quoted all tho botanical names In ttio bill. Hut why wore other tlowors equally tlosorvltiK neglected? Why woto-nnd hero he reetwl off n Ioiik list of tiio Latin names for cocldos. mussels, oys ters, etc. why wore theso sweet tlow ors to bo blighted In their bloom by bcliic plucked by any nrowllnc excur sionist who wanted somethliiir In Ills buttonliolo? Tho Introducer nf tho bill iirotuntlr olTerod to oxtond tho list to liiclndp these. So half the shollllsli on tho const, Including tho periwinkle, were added to tho Unworn worthy of protection. Tho otllclnls of tho house dlstovered the hoax next day and sot It ilitln. Hut tho Jolto wns loo good to bo kent quiet, and nil Australia chadded nt tho expense of the poiiiikmis legislator. London AnsworH. THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. No ,,,ore 'Wow this weok. In Pltt'e Day the 8peaker Kept Him calf Stimulated With Porter. Tho speaker of tho Luglish house of commons holds nn enviable hisou today, but It wns not until compara tively model 11 times t lint tho sponkcr ceiiRed lo lw n partisan, nor wns Ids position nlwnys 0110 or Its present dignity. In tho time of Pitt the smnk or was accustomed to wince himself with n draft of porter: Llko ntl 1'roinetlicus fastened to the rock, til vnln ho looks for nil)- to tho clock, In vain tlio effects nf iretmthpnlim rwler tries Ami noils to llelnmy for fresh 'iippllrs .Mniiners wore somewlmt iowr in those dnys tlmn tlioy nro now. Pitt himself on 0110 ocenslon showed signs of 11 (00 copious lllmtloii to Hie ihhU, and this nine iImo to tho eirbrntod couplet: t cnmmt sen the stnker, Hal. Cm you? VWint! Cunnntspflthn speaker? I ree two. It Is wild that 011 one oivnshn Mr. Dlsrnoll n 1 rived nt tho home some rimt "under the Inlliienro" nml w is s Imllscroft ns to nltnrk Mr. (llndsiono, then prime minister, upon some isdm of foreign policy. Mr. Olmlsione re tilled wlthoilngly that "tlio rlglit linn ornblo goiitlenmn evidently Ims (Hiurcos of Inspiration from which her nmjwitys ministers nro debarred." Argonniil. l'errlnc still lrnn hli onr lo the ground. iMwnrd Angol is spcndini; n few dnys nt .Seaside. relltlous for free umll dolivcrv Imve tnnile thoir njiponniuce, Hnrvcy Smllh Ims launched Into the life limirmict: buslueiM, The eenshore Iteckou. but the jxirkel Isxik forblda. "More orrow." An Infnnt child of George Iuislwooil of the woulan mill died Mondny, ' 0 Morten Jalimwm and family nre upenil in n few week nt Colnmlim bench. A grand ruli to the jrfe countfr when the city takes wr tlw waler works. Th Central Hotel reMnumnt isnKnln nnuounewl to be "uiulr uw nmnnKe nient," AN HOUR OF THRILLS. Shooting Hocliu DON'T MIND BIG NOISES. Ouperfluoui Verblao. II wns Kundny evening mid llkewlno I1I1 Hint cull, hho was I'literinlnliiK him at tho plniio, nud ho whh not fond of uiiiile. Of. eouifo she couldn't bit existed to loiftw tlMtt. Mxir glril Kho was not iwrlltftilarly neeompllshed, but Hho didn't know wlmt olo to do, nml lie hadn't Mixxontcd nnytlilnir. Ko slw phiyed ou nud on, ikrnHltmully Kklp pliiK h few Irnrs thnt slio didn't r tmuulKtr nud truatiiiK to luck, finally fiMMii alur wuHiiniNw and lo inako coiivonwllou she lurned to him nml raid: "I' thlnkM It Is wiekod for nw lo piny tho pin no on Hominy." "rnMt l l orlnluly rlht," ho rtllit woMtlly. "Hut why dow ho-or-Hel-fy Sunday r II Is porimiM nocdloMi to record that ho wiih never niwln Invited to that Ut ile llat.-ridlMdolphla Ledger. Out Slight, Hustling 8oundt Make Ol- raffei Tremble With Fenr. Among tho curious characteristics of the giraffe Is Its strange Indifference to loud noises ns contrasted with Its pocullnr "scnrluess" with refeieneo to Hllght sounds. Noisy wound, llko that of a limn wmIUIiil' near In hobnnlliHl boots, tho glrnffo does not nppcar to notice, but should It be nppronched by u womnii whoso sltlrls give out but lho Hllghtest rustle tho sound thereof cnuscrt tho giraffe to slnrt up with pricked onrs nud eyes distended In four. (illiclnls of u SHiologlcnl liisiltutloii, ultimted mwr n enmtl, loll of n curious lusiniicu of this poctillnrlly of glmffiH. After n terrllilo oxploslon of guniuiw der on n htirge on lho ctuml tho keep ers wore nstoulshed to olwrvo thnt lho glraffori took little notice of Hie tremendous blast. They Jumped to their fii't. but iilinost nt once Iny down ngiiln when they found that nothing oxtrnordiiiary lind happened In their luelosuro. Hut wore n keeper nt night to creep along outside that liiclostiiv In Ids slocking feet the queer boosts would exhibit such terror Hint ouo would Imagine them about to dash theuiNolviM In terror against the fences, (i Inures four the lurking foe, nud n big bung sen res (hum hardly nt all. To them tho faint, rustling sound Is a to ken of the giontiwt danger, in thnt respect they nro like deer. New York Pro, Many Thlngt Different In Holland. Holland Is 10 1110 ouo of lho most In I cresting counirlos In Kurojuj, wrllos (loorgo It. Sims. ANirt from tho ox clleniont or having to do 11 hit or Hloiidlu, with tho edge or 11 conn I (or your tight rope, nt InturvalM or 11 fow inliiuttM all day long, the Dutch thoui Hlvwi furnish you imww eiHlIng aiiuly. I love to w Ihtf llltlt' Mulch Isty or six Hiiioklng his clay plH or his clgnr ns he clhigs lo his nmmiiiH'N Hklrt. Tliwo Is wiiiiHthliig nt oiico novel nud Mlartllng In tludlug Mulch clunsm and n Huny bun pluctsl In front of every guest nt tho In tsik fast la bit. In u Is nd wluno 11 public eouiHtuy Is 11 .MHHtwIiNpplJ nud iieMrly every Iioiimo or twlNiimmui mi 110 1 1 neon Hint the thlrsly traveler can there olttnlu "Tup porlj, KllllerlJ nud Sloiiip," thero Is al ways Houuithlug to uiuiiiHi you. the Rapldi of the River, In Japan. Tho rapids on tho Hodxn rlvnr iicmr Kyoto must fill oven tho most blaao or tourists with excitement. A train from Kyoto climbs Mlowly nml imlnfully up ward until dually It deposits Ha pns HeiigorH nt 11 quaint Utile siding. From hole, wiys tho Wide World Magazine. 0110 goon to tho river bank mid omlmrka In n rude, Hal. tMittmncd boat, which Is pushed out by four nion Into tlio middle of a hrond river, reed edged nml sleepy. for 11 few minutes 0110 glides dream ily along: thou, i-oundlng n curve. oik suildeiily hettrs tho roar of water, and the hunt lours down a rapid. Just in las lug the rocks 011 each aide. Tho high bunks race past, iUhiIIi Npivsnra Iniml neiit, nnd then, with one bind swirl, It Is all over nud the tsnt Is on tho quit!, iinnillled stretiin once imiro- This hiippens ngnln nml again for about nil hour. At llrat oiw'a wlwle mind Is lllhsl with tho conviction (hat 1111 accldont must Iinimmmi, but grndu idly coiiiM 11 delicious feeling of aafty as 0110 notes the tmirvoloua skill IIhsn men show In piloting tho Isstt thriHigli the Hcolhlug rapids nml otm Is able to apprcclalo lho bounty or tho aceno. Luolen Donapnrte nntl Wclllnaton. I.ucloti, whom I had never vni lie foro his nrrlval hi Kuglaml, na In was In disgrace with tho cuiiwror, was said to bo ul least na uble ns bis brtdher nnd to have more tleelslon of charac ter, I have hoard It an Id that It was ho who saved .Niiimhmu oil tho ISth llrniimlre, and, In fact, I lind heard him greatly praised. My nclual meet ing with him, as oflon lis pj wns, dkl not eoiuo up to my oxpoelatloua. Ila scorned lo 1110 cringing In Ida iiiannora nud fnlso In his look, lie Is Ilka .'iiMleou In tho outward shape of Ida leiiiiiroa-uot nt nil In oxprvaalon. I wiw I it 111 last year, at u concert Nt tit Miii'hiMso do Ortiilaaani's, I tag lw lo lulroduco him to Hot Mukf of WVI llngtoii, who was pnwnt. 1 saw blm i naw thw nxiui nnd t-omv un ImwiitM and scraping to I hi prtMouttsI to Im klor of WaterhMi. him nsoixluu was hs cold na sin h Inhuiism ibwrrwl. I'i-oiii Moinolra of DucUmuh) do IMhu. The fire dciKirlmrnl will hold n iiicnlt nml barbecue on the river front Aunuit 6. Of ceurc n moil cloliHhtfu lime will cn- ue. Deputy President Hattie U.McKiu- uey," when he should have said District Deputy President Mrs. Hubert Simmons, assisted bv Dist rict Deputy Gruud Marshal Hnttie IV. Mcktiiuey and staff. If the good ladies will forgive us we will not have tlie reporter electrocuted this time, hilt- Union (crvicei will be held ot the M. C liurch Sunday evening, at 8 o'clock.wlien Rev. J. H. Leiper will preach on the prop. er olncrvance of tho Sabbath. I le will al to endeavor to prove conclusively that the eevcnlh day of the week it the true Sab- :at! day. Rev. Lieper it field tecretary of the Northwett Sabbath aisociation, it a t t , . .. tpeaner 01 eloquence ana lot aUUroM abbath evening promitet to be full of in tercut and inttruction. New IioukIiI will e brought out and enlarged upon. If you njoy a really good termon, do not fail to tear Rev Leiper Sunday evening, o It it expected that every member of our local Union and their friends will attend picnic at Columbia park Tuesday, August lit. At two of our chief officers are going away toon, it is especially da red that all members attend. Every mother with her children it urged to be present. I ake the 1 1 o clock car and bring nsh. Prest Cor. Absinth. Dr. It. Ilarvod of Lhiimuuio In n apo dal emit rllwi luu lo Hie Alllaneo Tom- pcu-aiiee Almanac imlutH out Hint Dm HMiitli liquor, which U now pnihlb lied n thrisi KunqioMti eouutrliM-Hol-glum. Holland nml HwllKq-iaud-owoA Its poiullar noxloiisnurts to tho fact that It U preiwrcd with sovoral ch Houcoa, Hinong thorn wormwood, which hnvu marked toxle pniporlles. Added to tho action of tho nlcohol in Htroug nlMlnlh ciiitnbH (fi per cunt I Hioho (MMtem-ea havo n liioet delulerloiiH of-fix-t nu tho organisms, ospwlally on tho uervoua sysleiii. Uven amiill doseti provoke a gnwt IrrllNbllily, wlilch may easily Iwnl heavy drlnkora to erluio. Hplkqiay la nmro quickly do- voIoiksI among alalntli drinkers I bun nuiuug the drtiikara of tho commoner kinds of alcoholic liquors. Mnndeo Advortlsr. Oath of the Turkish Doctor. Tho imIIi which young iluetora lake In Turkey whn Ili4y conw iH'fui'o (lit) liitnlk'Nl ttXNiulidug lioard iHiutaliiH tlio following pbslgv: "That when I nm nihil at I Ik smiiw Ibiw by two dlffor wit MtkiiU. iitv mm rkli and tlu oilier lnr. I will aciu Ih rail of tlw mmh wltlHHit laklug Into eouakloratliHi tho niiniey offeied anil will do my taut for Ids tiHnlinoiit, nud that I will never do lino to answer any call, day or night, during lho rlgu of common dkamsoa or or nu ohaiHle of contagious dl-mm." An Ancient Rain Qauge, Tho crmllt or Invenlbig Umi rain KHtigo has n I ways Imhii mIvmi lo Ca lelll, n coiiluniHirary or (InlllH. wIki iiindo ouo In UCMI, but th dlm-tur of lho ICoroNii iuetiNirooKtNl itlawva lory, Dr. Y. Wada, baa ahown that it U duo lo a Koihhii king. Tbtj latiw. King Kojo, In thu j oar 1112 nunwl nh Inslriiuiiinl of btoiiw to bv couairtk't sl to lutwaurM the nilu. and It U art out In tho lihtloi-h-nl rwird of ICotva I hat this whn n vam llflwu IiuImw ihwti ami Mvau ImbtNi In dlauivtor. ilacHl iimhi a pillar. Ait cxaiuptv or this whh ilcw in th olsu-rvaiory. nud twi-li llmo tho rain foil liw otW- litis wort) Instructed to mt-ttsiirti Htv holght nimI lo make it known to Hut king. Othnr liiNlriimwuts wr dlatrib ulwl to tlio pnivlm-tM aiwl cnnlous,awl lho roaullH of tho olsKHvatUma mailw wrt atjiit to etMirt.-KuwwItalBv. The Portland iwwar InajH-clor Is look h'K al th JIa)t street niTnir ttMlny. Wc prinl loo early to give hi pngnotl,;n nous. ii J. Tenney ccf l. 1hiU. Mteh., Is vi-il lug hi Miclilgan friemls In? re this week. He had Ivccn wmllng tins Mt vein In Cnllfornla. Hven tine social Ms don't Mttwc In so enduing (cimtUeatlng) tlw Htr work They think it alnKthl ln imrrlwacd if .u quired at all. Tin- tMMhmtn mi tltt Msple street sew. er art thawing lltat imy am llie right Uwl of rkkNHM, by Marling lit temeily the tlsfU mUtlng Ih I lit- mvi. Tho bachelor Clnb'a ilanring pnt in Htv rlttk Wetlncatlay night waa iiuoilur pletiilld Mtcotna ami hugely tocd bv thf large crtwtl In aitendanc. 'Iltki U the lMl week of Cnlef Hrtts, pre invftvlory mI, nml if ywu wttnt a Uruiiin yMi will Imve lo ttrab quick. See llieit ml In ihU Utwr far the I mil Urnaiiu ever tillered in St. Jaime. "8ulNHi1lKr" mutt Iwit Inhii com pkltdy MftHdehtNl by the mrc of Mr IVrrtitv'a argument laM Heck, slinc Ik (allal to reatwiHl. Don't he afmld; we'll help ytw over the hard placea If mui iul aasistMUce. Mr. CM PiHfta retuiMtal lliurtxlnv frtwt a Intfqty vUU at liar aid I tome among friend at KaUhsn tluring dut ten day, riiday Bwinlnt Call wae miIih, an elegant laid nn4i uasW lit iiiil ryv but tne two incidenU mtm not thought t hv any 4b4r coiwsctfent. Snutll t igar (hi lime. Call. Tlie Ik-Untair Club held a tW-iKhtiu1 MM.-UI atHMittn at The Oaks ycaU-rdnv if IrriMMtn ami evening. One ul tho tin t strul that ever hapta-ncd was one ol tho ntoat apfNMiliMg (tmturtsi to Misr Hewitt aud Hiller. but thty hail miiiic keen rivalry In iliaating of tin good thing. Tin? alteittlaitrt.- wtu largi nud the occaaiuu thoroughly eiijuyvtl. V- W. CockfWN, aw p watchmaLrr and jeweler, with Utttea ymn(M-ni i from ItuenneU, ttlinott, (mm luc4d tit .Si Jottn and nfiewwd up (or liuilutsu m i (MMtion nf tk loom in wltick tka H.ii liakety 1 located, um J ) vlreet. 1 1- h lulNWrllM for thu iit. JoIiiih Ituvh'w and kttui iuattMl oh thu doings of tbn city. A Quaint Inscription. An old churchyard nonr London Is famous for tho Inscriptions on Its tninhalmio. There Is one on tho mo mortal of Kiiwinnnh Harford, died I ('.'. ngiil Ion J'onth nnd thlrtwn wepkH. Tlie concluding Units benoath tho skull and cntsslspiios nn liur ninmimout nro: llw ataga na short. Iir tliroad was qulrkly tounn. lrawne out and eutt. Rat heaven. Imr work wan dona. XhUt worW tu iter waa but ft t raged ntay. fUiee cam aad ww't, dlellk't nnd paed away. When Dlnlno Out. "Hop!" "Yea. my son." "What Is nu tiltlmato consumer?" "Why. ho'n tho one who usually has In y th choek for tho dlnnura, my boy." YonkorH Klntusumii. Tho corooiW of tb wogk nro the coiiPOMhmH of fwir.-Ilurlie. Tlmre la a little hard ttirfjtc on Iartoy Itttplt reont pradletion of wkHtsert. It hat (jcciu placed by trolley couinanv. NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS, In order to Insure a change of ad vertisement tho copy for such chanae thould reach this office not later than Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please remember this and save the orlntar Ifor Sale Cheap 2-horse power gasoline engines, new, never heeu run. As I hove no use for them I will take any reuotmhle ofler.Call ami sec lligin at ..o Itait Chicago street. 3atfo Keeping His Word. "Henry, you owe mo $5. You milium lxr that bet you iiwdtt iwe Uat wmtk lltat ytni wtHihlu't winokw any umro for u imtuth. Woil, I saw you walking down tint at i not last night aimtklug a lug cigar." "I'm not smoking any mora; I'm simply Hiuoktiig tho usual aiuouiit." ISxcluuigo. Out of Place. Aunt Prisms-! am shocked nt you, Maude. You Htriiilttl yumig Mr. Joimw to klao you. Maudo-IIo only Just touehwl mo ou tho 1100. auiitlo. Aunt I'rlsms-lt whh qulto out or plactu my duar. MNiido-Ho know It wns. nuiitlo. Hut you eumu In o huiI donly, you neo. Queer Anatomy. Curious IdaaH Hltoiit niuttuiMj- tmtvaU In tins proa. It was alaltsl llu tathwr day lltat a man waa MUol lu Hut tlrkttt ititka" AwtWr atntr aay a mmu waa "ahtit In llw suburbs." "Hit klaatsl iutr iwwiluimtely umjii Imr rttpuarauc," "Mho whlpiwxl him uwn hr Mum." "Ho klaaod Iwr Itaek." "Mr. .lone walked In iimiu ltr luvltatluit." "git DONlod henwlf iihjii Ida oiilerlug." "We thought alio sat down iiMiu Iutr Iwlug iiskiMl." "Hlu) falnlod iqani lit dtqtar-turo." Narthvru Pacific Rullway LKAV1MU NT. JIIHMa Nutth i'ust i.ttiiord via Haact tiatsa4 Nwtb l.ltutuJria Hutxk iktab AlUstk Ntlttrat via Intact BtNUM - Atlsala rttr via Norlb Meat. Twia I'm Ksptru via titgt aotttMl Twin 1 hy KtHcU Kutta aak Mu HUrr KaltreM la North , KlctU ktlrutU lugt BOSMmI gaanu Kurc via Nurth aaak - in i- 7 1-1 II i I ID J - l ; is . Ill' I' u:u A 7 "1' T. luctltd. Tarawa Jk amtile Kinnaa. lis- t.ray Uaitiur. ulrattia utd aualk lu" I Hiauituca rugrt tMstad .iatlled. j w p as; Qrayt 1 1 i 1- . ad tMMtik Uratl araacne. Vatull raruarr J'.V' 111 ARKIVINU AT WT- JOtiMt) Kwth Cm.iatltiUNurtkmuik--7:A) m Fishing nny luck Luck, 011 your fishing "Hnvo trli'" "Yea. Counting those Umt got nway nnd those wo throw back, wo nlmost got iwvoii." Dotrolt I'roo I'rosa. A Hegular Hamlet Player. "Did you ovur play In 'HinlrM Inquired 11 thoatrlcal inanagttr of a r eont HcqulHlllon to his cowany. 'Hvorl uxcIhIuiwI thtt uwroitkr. "Why, I've played lu over)' bawla! of Oiisit Hrltnlur-Loudun TH-ltlla. Niirtli Coaal l.imilnt via l-uaH aouad fat lac Kture aa via Nulla Rank 1' l-aitfk Map'caa tia t-usct auuad i it". tUuitaa la Nuclh laak s la I'acllH' Rtirr tla tuk SuunU - - Wiriiiu Kaurataa via Nutth Hank - -IVrat.rii Ktutcat ia I'uaet KouuU -Mu kit. 1 Kaurcaa is Noitb Hank - Mu Hit it Karrta im ruart Huuad . - jiji , m fuitlauil raiuuia k liralllr Kauiraa 1 s i m lioiu uiviuiia. auaia urau sua urays nui u.i 7J 4 64. -J u J. - to It a 71' lu "S 1' ' 7 Her Criticism. "I wish I'rltz would wrlto Ida figures plainer. I can't iiotwlbly toll from his hitter wlMther It Is 1.000 or 10.000 kkttKts that ho aunds 1110." I'llcgundo Illttnr. Like a Man "Did Ilnwlilns take Ida puuhdiiueul llko n muni" aakod Itllerlty. "You but he did." laughed Dubb lolgh. "Ha hollered wild yulled aud used strong iHiiguage to boat creatum." I InrjKtr'H Wookly. fuurt houuii Ltatttrd Vacull l'aaact - a l m - lu us a m U. M. CuftwU. A kit nt Spekane, Portland & Scuttle Kallnay. LKAVINC. ST. JOHK. Ltlc HatUHt lor UyUr. Uulikudalc aad l-v.il IMiiula '" lulaud Kutliirr Kiutcaa. iui w: MM Clikau m riu. uataaa aaitaaavHy, w. musm, aiu Nover mind your enro bo Spurt; eon. whore you work. Let for tho work Itself.- RBVIEWS LOQAL BLANKS THE BEST BUY The following liat of legal blanks are kept for sale at Huh office and others will he added an the demand arises; Warranty deeds, Quit Claim Deeds, Realty and Chattel Mort gages, Satisfaction of Mortgages, Contract for Sale of Realty, Hills of Sale, I.easetj. 4 1. nu iiieso uiniiKs ui in uuiiorin price of 30c jwr do,011, iu St. Johns for the money. A 3 room house and lot -ioxi-lo feet ou graded street for Soo, $2' 10 cash, 1ml. $10 a mouth. A Hue 1-2 acre 011 Thompson street Ave Idocks from post office, streets graded and cement side walks all itaid for flJSO; 1-2 cash. bal. two years. J. F. GILLMORE Where car atoiis. 1 13 Jersey St. lMione Columbia 81 Walla Paacu. Kuuacvttlt, (liaaddalMt, llulUcti dalr White Saluiua. and Vaacuuver Nutth Uauk l.iatUad.7aa t-n.: lur Ckk-aa K faul, Oniaha. Kaataa Cuy. S. Uatta, Spukaur hpiagur HittvUU. Llad. Vaaco, Kouattvvlt. un I Vaiu:ouvr. Culuiuliia Kivtr Local, 5u p. in.; ior Vaacouvrr Cuma. hiU aaltuou. Lyle, CiraaMaHca,ciuia auU all lulcrautdiaU aialluut. AKHIVIKO AT ST. JOIIS lulaiul Kmplir Kiuiraa, 7 asp. tu.; iroatChk., 8 M Hiul. Omaha, Kanaaa City, St. I.uuix lkauc. hpraimc. RUtvtlle l.laU, 1'uv..-Knivclt.liraa4dal(a.- Whllt SalMou,aud .111 i-uutrr Nuith Hauk Limited, 7 7 " to : (rota C1iu.uk hi Caul Omaha, Katiaa- CUy. St. Iula. Walla U'alla. i'aacu. Rooaavcll. and Vancouver CuluuiUia Hivcr I.ucat 10.05 a. w.i trout ChlN titautldallra. tioldcadate. Lyle watte aalnu n Cautaa, Vaucomtt tad all tales BHal late ta lluttt- t,yl raaMagei 7:4a a. at. (iota Lykt, (loUtudulc aud lucat uotat. All trains tlop lor Out slop lor ptliittigata. Alieut Work for a Uroator Bt, Jobna.