A WHITE HOUSE JEST.
General Hnrrlton' Objections to
Monuments to "Veit."
As a general thing, ono of ttie llt
duties of tba wlfo of an Incoming pres
ident mill one of the things hIiu usual
ly enjoys henrtlly Is to attend to such
rearrangements nml refurnishing of
the Will to House as may he necessary
or advisable according to her ponon
nl taste, the size and customs of her
family, mid so on.
I rememU'r one occasion, writes
Colonel William II. Crook In tho Phil
adelphia Saturday Kvcnlng Post, when
Mrs. Harrison had llually decided
upon some slight architectural changes
nnd had brought her architect's plans
to tho president and asked his opinion
of thorn, (letiural Harrison studied
the ihnwliigs with enro and noticed
that several niches wcro left, ouch
plainly marked. At hist he said:
"Well, my dear, here Is a place for
Lincoln, and hero Is n place for
Grant's bust. And you have left
thre places for Vest." 'J'hen he add
ed, with well assumed Indignation, "I
am decidedly opposed to so many
monuments to Vest In the White
Housol"
Mrs. Harrison hastened to explain
what her husband, of course, knew all
tho time 4lmt tho word "est." was
tho architect's contracllou for vesti
bule, of which there were Ihreo on tin
plans, whereupon the president said
ho was sntlsfled nnd handed the draw
ings hack to her, with a twinkle in his
keen blue eyes.
A FIERCE ANATHEMA.
The
Pious Wish a Woman Flunjj
at
Jean Paul nlchter.
Jean Paul ltlchter once observed
thai If a Indy officer wanted to give
tho word "Haiti" she would do It In
tho following strain: "You soldiers, all
of you, now mind what 1 say. I order
you ns soon ns I have done speaking
to stand still, every one of you, on the
spot where you happen to be. Don't
you hear mo? Halt, I say, all of .von!"
Upon this a strong minded woman
inndo tho following comment: "Now,
M. Jean, It was an unlucky day on
which you wrote that sentence, May
you never hear anything but that lit
tie, concise word 'No' from every rosy
pair of Hps you meet. May you halt
wifeless through life. May your but
tons bo snappish, your strings knotty
and your stockings full of holes. Mny
your Isiotjnek bo missing, your feet
corny and your shaving water cold,
your raxor dull, your hair stand up,
your collar Ho down. May your beard
bo isircuplny, your whiskers thinly
settled and your mustache curl the
wrong way. May your coffee bo mud
dy, your toast smoky and your tea
water bewitched, and, with a never
dying desire for Direction, may you
crawl through creation a meek, miser-
li hie, misty, forlorn, fidgety, fussy, rl
dlculous, ruined, dejected old bachelor,"
Wall SouncJInn Names.
Writing In Ids Paris paper on tho
growing custom 011 the. part of parents
to give their children "high sounding"
immos, Clement Vnutel says: "When
tho boy Is old enough to understand
he rebels ut being conmelliil to entry
through life a iiaiuo like Auaereon or
Illppoivhus. lint ho has company. I
know 11 deputy whose parculs limited
him I'rniikllu. Tho name In Itself Is
not ho bad, but he has two brothers,
Volinlre and frs-rubM respectively.
Fancy this worn In tho nursery;
franklin howling because Vollnlro tins
hrokui lib toy, while Hocrattw Isiighs
nt Imth. The mother as itettfemitkcr
shouts, '8toi, Hwrules, or you'll bo
punUhcil!' In a narrow street In Mar
seilles one bridling Imt day I saw a
wonmu spanking 11 child, shouting In
auger, 'You naughty Kiwinliiondes; I'll
touch you. ItiHiuiluoudiM. I could nev
er think of the Theism general after
that without laughing."
To Day and to Do,
"Do you vtUh to go to church this
evening? Kathur Is going to preach,
you know," the niluUlers fslr daugh
ter askctl,
Tho young mail considered,
"IJ111I The last time I went he mill
er fell on wutio of my small falling.
Do you know what Ids text will be to
night r
"Vs; Movo one another.' "
Ho rommlcd the round pink cheek
approvingly.
"r'niMswe," he NUgnotcd softly, "that
wo let tho old gentleman go preach,
white wo sit hsro and praulleo?" I.lp-
pluwtl s.
Not Psrfect.
A horse iluulur was showing a horse
to it prospective buyer. After running
him Xmvk and forward for a few min
utes ho stopssl 11 ml said to tho buyer:
"What do you think of Ids coat? Isn't
ho a dandy?"
Thu buyer, noticing that thu borne
had tho heave, replied, "Vis, I like
his coat all right, but I don't llko his
punt."-I.oudou Tlt-lUtB,
Shop Talk.
"If wo didn't havo to glvo back any
change think of tho money wo mer
chants would make "
"We all havo our troubles," said thu
uuignxlno publisher. "Sometimes It
ruts mo to Iwvo to print any reading
mutter, but I suppose It must bo done."
-Kunsas City Journal.
The Ag of Competition.
"flow high Is his tompcrnturo, doc
tor?"
"Well, ho'n closely crowdluc tho rec
ord."
"l'lnor-Clovolaml I'lnlu Dealer.
It Is ecnerally more prolltablo to
reckon up our ilefocU thnu to boust of
our attainments. Curlylo.
REVIEW'S LEGAL BLANKS
The following list of legal blnuks
arc kept for sale nt this office nnd
others will be ndded ns the demand
arises:
Warrntity deeds, Quit Claim
Deeds, Kealty nnd Chattel Mort
gages, Satisfaction of Mortgages,
Contracts for Sale of Realty, Dills
'.v of Sale, Leases.
All these blauks nt the uniform
price of 30c per dozen,
GOETHE ON HAMLET.
The Great German Poet' Analysis of
"the Melancholy Dane."
Figure to jourself this youth, this
son of princes; conceive him vividly,
bring his state before your eyes and
then observe him when lie learns that
his father's spirit walks. .Stand be
fore him In the terror of the night
when tho venerable spirit appears
over him. A horrid shudder passes
over him; ho speaks to the mysterious
form; ho sees It beckon to blin; he fol
lows It nnd hears. The fearful accu
ration of his uncle rings In his ears,
tho summons to revenge nnd the pierc
ing oft repented prayer, "Itemeinber
mel"
And when the ghost has vanished
who Is It that stnnds before us? A
young hero pnnllnff for vengeance?
Not Trouble nnd astonishment take
hold of thu solitary young mini. Ho
grows bitter against smiling villains,
swears that ho will not forget tho
spirit and com hides with tho slgnlll
cant ejaculation:
Tim 1 1 run Is out of Joint. O cnmoil miltc.
That ever t was born to sot It right!
In these words, I Imagine, will bo
found tho key to Hamlet's whole pro
cedure. To me It Is clear that .Shake
speare meant In the present case to
represent tho elfecls of n great ac
tion laid upon the soul unfit for tho
performance of It. In this view the
whole pleeo seems to be composed.
There Is nn oak tree planted In a cost"
ly Jar which should have borne only
pleasant flowers In Its bosom; tho
roots expand, tho Jar Is shivered.
From "Wllholm Melstcr."
SACKING A THEATER.
Tribulations of the Drama In New
York In 1765.
Hero Is nil account of the sacking of
a theater In .New lone rrom the (la
actio of May .'I, I'd.":
"The play advertised to be acted hist
Monday evening having given offense
to sundry and divers Inhabitants of
this city, who thought It highly tin-
proper that such enterlalmuents should
be exhibited nt this time of public dis
tress, when great numbers of poor peo
ple can scarce Hud means of subsist
ence, whereby many persons might be
tempted to neglect their business nnd
sipnindcr that money which Is neces
sary to the payment of their debts and
the support of their families, a rumor
was spread nhoul the town that If the
play went 011 tho audience would meet
with some distill bance from the multi
tude.
'I'hls prevented thu greatest part of
those who Intended to have been there
from going, However, many people
came, and the play was begun, but
soon Interrupted by tho multitude, who
burst open the doors nnd entered with
noise and tumult. Tho audience es
caped In tho best manner they could.
Many lost their hats and other articles
of raiment. A boy had his skull frac
tured nhd was yesterday trepanned.
Death Is Ids. Several others were
sorely set upon and Injured. Hut we
heard of 110 lives lost. The multitude
Immediately demolished the house, ear-
tied tho phros to tho common, where
they consumed them In a bond re."
A Cautious Scot.
Htonclmvcu 1 1 (is to the south of Aber
deen. Tho London train had drawn
up at Ktnuohnvcu on account of 11
slight mishap n mile or two abend, and
Audra, the old porter, had got Into
conversation with 11 rtnlviillou Army
olllcer, who had ppcil Ids head out
of the comportment to ask the reason
for tho delay. "Ayo, aye," mused An-
dm lifter giving tho desired Informa
tion. "ie'11 be for Alhordccn, Pin
thlnklii'?" "Voh, my man," was the
reply; "I'm hound for Aberdeen, a
very wicked place, I'm told." "What
mtcht ye bo golu' to duo there, sir, If
It's as bad as a' that?" asked Audro,
rather ainueil at the victor's words.
'Ah," was the pious answer, "I'm go-
lug to dilve the devil out of Aber
deen." I.ltie lightning en n u from the
old jmrler the tsiwky reply, "reo an'
drive him north, ehlel; haul him well
to the north!"
He Got His Answer,
They who auk unpleasant ones-
lions," wild a mutator, 'mustn't be sur
prised If they get uiiphNisuut answers,
Ye, tho Interrogatory polltli lnu tist of
ten llnds himself In the hoots of (lobsa
(lolde.
"Tho aged Colwiu (iotde was iiuiinvl
lag furiously with his young and beau
tlful wife.
'Didn't you marry mo for my mou-
oyf ho yelled.
"Mrs. (Sobsu Oolde tossed her head.
'"Yes, of courso I did,' she said,
'and If you weren't so stingy with II
we'd nuver havo 11 cross word.' "
WiiHhlngtim Post. '
Steel and Iron.
Iteauiuur discovered thu direct proc
ess of making steel In 171S!, or there-
ubouts, by Immersing mallmblo Iron
In a bath of cast Iron. A steel manu
factory Is said to havo lava set up by
lleujamlu Huntsman near Hhetlleld In
1710. It was about 1SK, however, be
fore steel fairly became tho fashion.
Tho greatest boost to tho trade came
from Hesseiuer In I WO.
Maids of Mood.
"Ho your iluiiKtitorn help their moth
er with tho housework)"
"Wo wouMu't thluk of oxmvtluir tt.
.Muriel U tempera mental, ami Zaxu U
liiteiiso," PlttMburK font.
Hadn't Settlod,
Ilticon Ami you say your brother has
settled In Canada? Ksbert-No, I
didn't say so, I think ho went there
to gel out of bcttlliiK.-YonWcra States
man.
How Is Your Title?
Have your abstracts made, con
tinued or examined at the Peuiusu
In Title, Abstrnct nnd Realty Co
Accurate work. Reasonable fees.
H. Henderson, Manager. 1,0 North
' v
You got full weight and
flrot
quality at the Contra) markot.
try awhile.
Juit
RESOLUTION
liv 1
That It deems it expedient nnd neces
sary, for the preservation of the public
Health, to lay and construct n sewer on
Mnntc street. In the city of St. Johns,
from the southwesterly side line of Jer
sey street to the Willamette River, In
said city, witu nil the necessary and ap
propriate urnuciics, catclt-oasins, lamp,
boles, timn-liolcs and (lush. tanks, said
branches to bald Rcwer to lie ns follows;
Commencing on Jersey street nt n
point 150 feet from the northwesterly
side Hue of Philadelphia street, thence
to the main line on Maple street; on
Ivnnhoc street and Hayes street the
same ns on Jersey; on I'll 1 more street,
commencing at a point 50 feet north
westerly from Pcsscndcii street, thence
following 1'lllmorc street to the main
line on Mnplc street! on Kdlson the
same ns on l'lllinore street.
Said work to be done according to
the plans, specifications and estimates of
the city engineer on file with the city
recorder relative thereto, wlitcii said
plans, specifications nnd estimates have
been examined uy tlic council ami louud
satisfactory nnd arc hereby approved.
I lie statement made in writing by
a
li
Andrew, city engineer outlining
the
district, in his opinion, that will special
ly be benefitted by such sewer, nnd the
property Hint should be assessed with
the cost and expense of laying nnd con
constructing said sewer, hns been
examined by the council nnd found sat
isfactory and is hereby approved, which
said plans, specifications nnd cstlnmtcs
together with the statement outlining
said district ns aforesaid nrc hereby re
ferred to and nindc a part of this reso
lution, Snid district is bounded nnd described
ns follows, to-wlt:
beginning nt the center of block 20 In
James Johns addition to the city of St.
Johns, run thence northwesterly nnd
parallel with Hayes street to the center
of l'cswidcu street; thence run south
westerly along the center of I'csscmlcn
street to n point opposite the center of
block 1 llyors addition; thence run north
westerly nnd parallel with IMisou street
to the northwest line of lot 34 in North
St. Johns; (hence run southwesterly
along 11 prolongation of said northwest
line of block 34 In North St. Johns to
the Willamette River; thence run north
erly along the northeasterly low water
mark of said river to n joint, which
point Is lu a southwesterly prolongation
of the northwesterly iiros:rty line of
blocks v), 38 nnd 3t In North St. Johns;
run thence along the hImjvo Inst defined
Hue to the center of block is in North St,
Johns addition; thence run southeasterly
and parallel with Hayes street to the 11, e.
comer of lot 7 in block 11 of North
St. Johns; thence northwesterly along
the westerly side Hue of lot 6 lu snlil
block 11 and 18 In block 2 of McDontmls
addition, extended to the center of block
1 McDougals addition; thence run south
easterly nnd tmrallcl with Jersey street
to 11 Klnt, which is also in n line coin
ciding with the center line of block 39 38
lu James Johns addition; thence run
along hIhivc Inst denned line to the place
of beginning, excepting, however, the
northeasterly (pouter of block 39 James
lohin addition.
That the cost lie npsrtloned ns fol
lows; (1) The total final cost of the trunk
sewer oil Maple street to be paid for hi
count amounts per Mjunrc foot over the
whole district.
(3) The cost of branch sewcrsou Jersey
street, Ivnuhoe. Hayes, l'lllinore nnd
Hdisoii to be included hi one grand
total, and wild grand total tobcuild for
cipiully per square foot by all property
fronting and Immediately facing any
01 sain iirancu sewers.
(j) That the cost of curb connections
to lie paid for ciunlly on Isitli sides of
the street by the property Immediately
fronting wherever they are placed,
That the total assessment shall be
coiiiMH.cd of Items 1 and 3 or No. 1, 3
and J where curb connection are
placed,
That the cost of said Improvement be
nccd Hgslnst the pioeity within the
sewerdUtilct outlined by thu city en
gineer and to Ik: iiiis)rtloued ax in Mid
statement provided, all of which Mid
properly in wild tlUtrict U hereby de
clared to be socially and particularly
bciirlitcd bv Mich Improvement in the
amounts and in the manner provided lu
said statement of Mid engineer and here
lu set forth,
That the property Included in said
sewer district aforesaid Is hereby de
clared to lie "Sewer District No. 3."
That the city engineer's estimate of
the probable total cost of said improve
ment H M 1,595,00,
That tills resolution skull lie kept of
record hi the office of the recorder and
shall I published for at least once 0
week for two successive weeks in the St.
John Review, a weekly newspaper, the
same being the official newspaper of the
city of St. Johns. The city engineer
wiiiiiu live ditys irom ine nrt publica
tion of this resolution shall cause to be
posted ill two conspicuous places 011 the
strict or streets along the line of the con
templated sewer u uoticehcadd;"Notlce
of Sewer Work," In letters not less
than one inch in length, and said notice
shall contain in legible characters a copy
of this resolution and the date of its pas.
sage and the city engineer shall file an
nflivavitof the posting of such notices
and the places where the same have been
posted, with the city itcorder,
That remonstrance may tie filed by
the owner of any property within the
Improvement district within fifteen duys
from the first publication of this resolu
tion. Adopted this llth day of January 1911,
A. M. HSSON, Recorder.
Published lu the St. Johns Review
Jan. 13 mid 30, 1911.
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West 33th street, Kew York.
Men's Suits
Warner Corsets
Osteopathy
Will Cure You
First Treatment FREE.
If Sick, This Menus You.
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Office mid Residence, 415
Kellogg Street. 1 block
Enst of Postofficc
Hours 1:30 to 7:00 p. in.
Lady Assistant
AMERICAN BEADTY
CORSETS
Whon you pur-
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want ono that has
STYLE
It ts oqually im
portant that tho
samo corset bo
COMFORTABLE
and If you con nl
so havo ono that
WEARS WELL
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AiMEKIGAN BBAU1T CORSETS
havo overy one of these excel
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livery Improvement as exacted
by fashion Is combined in these
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n a.m.
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7l30 P. M.
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W3m
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AN ARGUMENT
Merchants In small towns like St. Johns must depend on the friendship of
their customers. In order to establish friendship we have to treat you right.
Stores in the city nrc after the transient customer, and care not whether they sec
you ugain. Try to have a mistake corrected, a defective rubber or. pair of shoes
made Rood and see what red tape you must see unwound. Try to offer payment
in check at a large store and sec the time it takes to find out if your check Is good.
Your home merchant knows you; knows your check. We arc bound to treat you
fairly, if we do not everybody knows It. In 1911, wc will have more stock than
ever; wc will do' our utmost to please you. Our prices on 'everything will be
strictly right. We shall do all In our power to merit your patronage. We will
buck up our advertising.
BONHAM & CURRIER
Dear Heine: Dot Holidays fool
ifilmcss is by dcr history class nl
.
reiuiy unit vc iss nmKiiitr ooot on
ilcr rcsolutloning. Dot flour vol
yott sometimes liny t.ilt n sml brown
tnste by dcr bread it makes, votitd
it jars you, nit? Vy not come by
ie 11 ml kcI flour vot makes lirend ns
melts like tier snow ellipses your
mouth In. It never hns a sad fnre
veil by your mouth.but ven you eat
n slice of dot bread under some but
ter or some iirnfy, vy der oder nice
slices smiling nt you ou dot bread
plnte yust viuks der eye nnd snys:
"Come nRnin" utid you unbuttons
your vest vile you catches your
breath quick turn say: "Veil, yust
one more if I dies, it vns so pood."
Dot vns our kind of flours. Uud
vc Jiiii eierytliiK vot coes nut it to
make dcr best dinner effer vns mid
if you come by our store utid don't
sec vot yott want yust ask me uud
pretty quick Ret it, we hnf effrytlnj;
to cat timl venr at
Muck Mercantile
Company
Phone, Richmond 821
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Nottti Coail LlmlleitvlaNuilh lunk--7;i5 p. mi
Aiianuc inprcss via l ugti nuunn tiy a. iu.
Atlantic Itimcsa via N01II1 llank aii a. 111.
Twin Cltv Miniess via IMu.l Hound ..lun. in.
Twin Chy Kipress via Noitli lUnk---J:J p, 111.
Kailcru Xiures via I'uuet Kouud- 11: u a. m.
Katlern llijiressvla Nuith llank 911 a. in.
Mo. Klvcr Itaptets via N01II1 llank 7.1) p, m.
1'uilUnd. Tacoina ft Heallle Kaprcsi, 7j a, m..
nir itnjt uaiour, uiyiupia anil pouin l it nil
PiiKtt Hound Llmlletl, 3.50 p, iii.j Clays llatlxir
iiianciirs.
nu mmin iiciiti maiiciies.
sacoii ratseugcr yy p, ra,
AKUIVINO AT HT, JOIINrt
norm iroasi i.imum via Notlli nank 7147 p, m
Noflh Coast Limited via IMijtl Hounit -i.ua. in
Wo. I'aclfle lUliirss via N011I1 hank vnv a. 111
No, I'arlnc Itipiets via IM!tl Houuil 0.4S , 111
Pacific llspiess via North itank .7:47 p, iu
I'nrlrlc Itsiifcss via I'liutl Hound l-ija. in
U'ctiu litprcsa via .Scilli Usnk -. 7147 p. iu
Wesicru Kspress via I'uiitt hound iwosp, ru
lo. HUer Ksprest via North llank 7:17 a, m
Mo. Mirer Kiuress via rueet Huund--
1 p, 111
ruruanii, rscoms heallle lis
mess i ts u. in
Irom Olympla. Houlh lltnd and Grays flaibor
-unei nound l.lmllril tji n. m
itoll I'asKnucr yu , m
u. m. Cornell. Autnl.
St. Johns Sand
and Gravel Co.
JACKSON & MUSGROVC, Props.
General Contractor.
Wo are prepared to do any and
all kinds of excavating for street
work and other purposes. Wo
alao handle sidewalk and build
Ing rqaterlttl.
Newton and Fcsscnden Streets,
St Johns, Ore.
Fhono Richmond 1571.
ROOSEVELT'S Own Book
The Most Popular Book
ByThe Most Popular Man
African
GameTralte
Gives In Mi term by ReestvtH's
own hand the tela aeufit el W
Afrlean HimI
tt
AGENTS
WANTED NOW
in T.nr
City, Town and Village
to bandla
Colonel Roosevelt's
Great Book
I
CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS
153 Filth Avenue . New York
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.
In order to Insure change of ad
vertisement the copy for such change
should reach thla office net later than
Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please
remember thla and eave the printer
II
Headlight Overalls
Butterick Patterns
DR. W. E..H ARTEL
DENTIST
Phono 'I
Uolbrook DIock
St. Johns
DR. RAMBO
DENTIST
OfUco Phono Richmond 61
First National Dank building.
ST. JOHNS, bfUGON.
Phono Jersey 021 Uolbrook Bloek
DR. J. VINTON SCOTT
DENTIST
Opon Evontnffs and Sundays by Ap
pointment. JOSEPH McCHESNCY, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon.
Day & Night Ofllco in WcChasnsy blk.
I'lwn. lmr Ml.
St. Johns, - Ortfefi.
in. riM Jrrwy 1571. Mc fVsM kntj 2I
ALBERT CAREY, M. D.
HOI.HItOOK UI.OCK
llaUtus m KewUe Stmt
Office Hours! It a. m. lu I p. nx.1 Ulp. ra.
,Sr. JOHNS, OHCGON.
DR. R. A. JAYNE
Physician and Surgeon
Office over the First National Hank
St. Johns, Oregon
Daniel O. Webster, A. B. M. D
Hcsldcnco, C'JT'Dawson Streot
v Ofllco, Pliter Block.
University Park, Portland, Oreion.
Perry C, Stroud
LAWYER
First National Bank Building
ST. JOHNS - OREGON
J. R. WEI(JER
Transfer and Storage
We daliver vour crooda ta axd fro m
all parta of Portland, Vancouver. linn
ton. Portland and suburban Knraia
Co., city dock and all point aaeessiele
uy wagon, rinno and turnxure mavtag
a specialty. 109 li Uurllntfl: uhona
Itichmond 61.
iioimcs Lonce no. 101
KNICIITS Or PVTIMAS
TM o'clock at I. O. O, V;
AO llsll VuiUm always Was.
rT-' coma.
LAUREL LODGE
No. 186 I. O, O. P.
ST. JOHNS, OREGON
Meets each Monday evening la Odd Fol
lows' hall, at 8:00. Vlsltora welcomed.
t S. Writk N. t C r, Ctlta, StarWr
CAMP 773 W. O. W.
Meets ev
ery Wed
n e a d a y
evening
in Dick,
ner'a Hall
v
W. E. Coon, C. C.
W. Scott K-'Mosir, Clerk.
DORIC IODGC NO. 132
1, and A. M.
Keinilar communications
on first and third Wul
neddttys of each month
in Odd Fellows' hall
Visitors welcome,
E. S. Harrington, Allen It. Jobee,
aecreury. w. M.
Central Market!
UOLBROOK BLOCK
See us for the Choicest Cuts of
the Best Meats Obtainable.
Order fWM and fnmfy Trade VrHrtcrt.
T, P. WARD, Profwktsx.
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