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Gee We Medicine Co. 4 E1U rtrat Si-, far. Uerrlsea. PofUand. Of. ilsfieea ; 1 Wit of the Youngsters Teacher What Is ignoranco, Bobby? nobby Ignornnco is when you don't know anything and somobody finds it out. One day small Marglo was standing at the window when It began to hall. "Ok, look, mammal" she exclaimed "It's mining plllst" Papa I henr you were a bad girl to-day, Flossie, and mamma had to spank you. Llttlo Flosslo I wasn't bad, but I got spanked Just tho same. I don't sco what you ever married a school teacher for. anyway. Stranger Are thero any fish In this stream, little boy? Little Doy Yes, sir. Stranger Will they bite? Llttlo Uoy I Junno. None of 'em ovor bit mo. Small Johnny Mamma, I can't tell n Ho. I took n plcco of plo from tho pantry and gave It to a poor little boy who was nearly starved; Mamma Thnt's right, dear. And did tho poor little fellow cat it? Small Johnny You bet I did. "Sco here, young man," said tho stern purent, "why is It that you aro always behind In your studies?" "Be cause," explained the youngster, "it wasn't behind I could not pursue them." FASHION HINTS Silk mull Is a inatetlal that roci grace ful y through the laundry, mver a bit the wont fT It, and litre it a iujjt;titlon for ill a mukinrr of onr. Die akin ihowi the 10ft fullncti around I' e walit, that lui trie popular fancy just low. Q rate work grinding horao-radlsh. It Is a mistake to aim too high with a short-range gun. A level-headed man Is not ncceasar! ly a fiat-headed mac. It you don't ask for too much you will find more cheerful givers. You can always find a number of biting remarks on a menu card. Bowers She was safe In challenging that fellow to guess her age. Powers Who Is ho? nowers The weather man. Mrs. Bills Did you have any trou ble In firing the servant girl that you had the scrap with? Mrs. Wills No, my husband used his pull to have the cop ou tho corner transferred to an other beat. Boyce I never heard of a mnn lllu Jones; he goes home every night and tells his wifo about tho bargains he has seeu advertised for the next day. Joyce Yes; he Is trying to keep her from cleaning house. Uovr to Suva Quail la Winter, General Speaks, our efficient state game warden, Is receiving hundreds of letters asking for advice as to how to save the quail from starvation In tho old-fashloued winter. The quail la about the most helpless bird we bavo In Ohio. Although It winters In this latitude, It hasn't the slightest Idea how to take care of Itself when tho deep snows come. When the ground is covered and the ready rood supply is shut off, these beautiful and useful birds huddle together and wait In mis erable motionless flocks for death by freezing or starvation. The only way to save them Is to scatter on the snow near their haunts liberal allowances of grain or other suitable food. A few of the bolder or tamer birds will find tt and go and tell the others. It la gratifying to learn from the volume of tho game warden's mall on this sub ject that farmers In all parts of the state are keenly interested in tne con servation of the quail, whose value to the farmers as an insect destroyer can hardly bo estimated. Columbus Jour nal. The llelplnar llaod, "It makes no difference, meln frlena, dot you work In a sweatshop. Chust step Inside, und for five cents I git you de best handkerchief la der city (or vlplng off all dot sweat." Puck. Tbeae Conscientious Fellows, "H6s so honest. Never finds any thing without trying to return it to Its owner. Especially when he finds fault.' Cleveland Leader. The Innocent Victim. "I believe," said tho blunt Individ- ual, "In speaking my mind and call ing a spade a spade." "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne, "Many are that way. The tendency is what corrupts the vocabularies of so many narrots." Washlncton Star. A Boston Economist, at.. Tm nnt irnlrip in thrnw AWftA all my long hatpins, not It I know uiy -elf. He But the law, my dear. ghe Hang the law; I'll get some bigger bats! MAN ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE la Effectually 6quelched by Tattared Hobo In Moat Charactsrlatlo Manner. Tho man who t always giving ad' rlco sauntered up tho street and found the tatterod hobo sitting on tho curb. "My good man," began tho former, "why are you Idling away your tlmo llko this? Don't you know tho world owes you a living?" "That so?" responded tho hobo, nonchalantly. "Well, I guess I better call up a collection agency and got dem to collect It for mo." "But this Is serious, my man. You deacrvo something In this world." "Suro, boss, tho last Judge I ran up against said I deserved six months.' "Tutl TutI Don't bo fecotlous. Why, you could rtso up in tbo world and wear broadcloth." "Thnnks, but I am wearing dat now, boss. DIs suit is so broad it la three sites too big for mo." "Well, what In the dlckons aro you sitting on the curb for, anyway?" "To curb my temper, boss. To curb my tcmpor when such smart nlecka as you nnk fnniieh nmHpn " Mothtfl wtll find Mrs. WlniloVs Boothtor. Ryrup tue beat remedy to uaefot their ehUdtoa Bunug me teeming poriuu. Natural Affinity, Tom 1 understand Fred la engngod to Miss Qushlngton. I can't Imagine what ho can see In that girl to make htm want to marry her. Jack Woll, Fred has a mania for yachting, you know, and sho's such a broosy creature that ho naturally took a fancy to her. It's Size. "The theme failed aa a book and tiow It falls as a play. Yet the cen tral Idea Is good." "Quite right I think you could boll It down Into an anocdoto and got ion dollars lor it. Unfair Competition. Eamerolda Did you haro that kitchen implomont showor for HI Qarllnghorn last night? Uwendolon Goodness, nal I rained pitchforks I PtACTICE ILLEGALLY! Itinerant Optician Work Rural Dis trict Without State Licenie. The Oregon Stato Board of Exomln crn In Optomcry will pay a rownrtl of 1M to anyone causing tno arrest nnti convlulon of nny person or persons testing eyes and soiling glasses who do not hold a certificate issued to them bv tho Hoard of Examiners. It Is not nlono necessary for them to possess thels certificate, but it must bo regis tered with and countersigned by the Clerk of tlfo court. In each countv whoro tho holder practices. Tho public in general Is hereby warned not to pnt ronlxo anyono not holding such certifi cate, as In tho strict letter of tho law they aro accessory to tho illegal prnc tico and will at least bo called upon to go into court and testify as witnesses against mo persons violating tno law. For further particulars address II. w, uamcs, aec, aiate noaru 01 r.x eminent, Salom, Ora. Tents, Awnings", Sails Cell, HlDisMat, aIM aM Ulttl 1 or l.Ono at factory urlce. PACItlC TINT AND AWNING CO, n N. First 8L. Portland, Or. USE DR. 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Maude Formerly wbea Mil a Screecber was asked to sing she would say "Oh, I cant- Clara But she doesn't do that now. Maude No; she lets tho audience) find it out for themselves. Where is Your Hair? In your comb? Why so? Is not the head amuch better place for It? Better keep what Is left where It belongsl Aycr'sHalr Vigor new Improved formula, quickly stops falling hair. There Is not a particle of doubt about It. We speak very posi tively about this, for we know. Dott not chant t th colore the hair. Formula with eash battle . Shew it te year dealer Ask his aseat it. Ikes de as h say yers Indeed, tho one ercat lesdine feature of ur new Hair Vigor may wellbe ssld tt be this It stops falling hair. To en it goes one step further It slds ssture la restoring the fasirsnd scalp to a healthy condition. Ask for "the new kind." - Mil by the jr. O. Ay r Ce., LewtU, atMl. J- .'. - J. ,i, ,t. j. PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT - - t OHIO REPUBLICANS HAVE AN EDITOR CANDIDATE WABItEN O. HARDING of Mnrlon, who has boon nominated by tho Republic ans for govornor of Ohio, Is a poli tician, lecturor and nawspapcr pub lisher. Ho Is n Republican of tho "stnndpat" varie ty, and is not a progrcBslvo. Whllo a standpatter In theory, bollovlng in tho goncral poli cies and methods of tho old-lino Re publicans, ho has progrosslva vlows of his own on certain subjects. Hcnco ho styles hlmsolt n stalwart. Harding Is what Is popularly ntyled a sclf-raado man. Tho Mnrlon SUtr, tho paper ho hns controlled slnco 1884, linn holpcd him In his career. In 1882 Harding enmo to Marlon with his fn ther, a physician. Harding Sr. hnd an ambition to mnko Harding Jr. a law yer. But monoy was scarce So tho son had to earn somo. Ho taught school for two terms. But teaching school didn't promlso anything vory brilliant, so Insurance was taken up. Thon tho Marlon Star was for sale. Tho prlco asked was small and Hard ing's fathor scratched up tho money and put bis son In chargo. "Whon I enmo Into possession of tho Star I also took over a railroad mtleago book, In those days tho prop, crty of ovory country newspaper," Harding said tho othor day. "Tho Blalno-Logan convention won on In Chicago, so I bought ono of thoso high Blalno hats, took tho mllcago book, a clean shirt, and started for Chicago, I guess I waa tho worst Blalno lunatic In Chicago. Anyhow, I got back In Marion, In tho courao of events, al most 'broke' Tho Star was, too, for a constable was In chargo. Evontunlly I regained control. It was protty rough sledding, and constnblos with oxecutlnns wcro thlckor than adver tisers for n whllo, but tho tldo turned and things havo boon running moro smoothly slnco." Harding la a big man phystcnlly, with Iron gray hair. Ho has a roputn tlon ns an orator and has displayed his ability both on tho stump and on Uio Chnutauqua lecture platform. Mr. Harding llkos Marlon and his big homo thoro. Ho not only likes his homo, but potfl rts woll. Dogs aro his hobby. Ho always has ono. "If Mrs. Harding didn't rntso such a kick, I'd havo n kennel In tho bnck yard. But alio won't let mo," ho said. Ho haa a horao that for IS years has been n family pot. Thoro's n big automobtlo, but tho horno and dog mako up tho Harding family. Thero nro no chil dren. "Politics Is llko tho man who has tho automobtlo fever," Hording says. "Ho Is not satisfied unUI ho has one. Thon ho begins cussln' himself, but he won't lot looso for any money. Harding Is forty-four years old, and, llko "Undo Joo" Cannon, ho amokos stogies Incessantly. Ho sorved a term as lieutenant governor under Myron T Herrlck, and was also a state senator. PRINCESS FROM FAMILY OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN Miss Dono thy Deacon, who was married recently In Lon don to Prince An tolno Albert Rad slwlll, comes from a family famous for Its boautltul women. Bho Is one of tho thro lovoly daughters of Edward Parkor Deacon of Bos ton. Her two old er slaters aro Miss Gladys and Miss Edith Deacon, and tho lattcr'a engago men was nnnouucod a short time ago. Tho mnmhora of tho Deacon family all soota fated to flguro in tho publio oye. Princess RadilwIU'a older sis ter, Gladys, some years ago so charmed the German crown prince that it la said he thought seriously or renouncing his right of succession to marry her. Mis Dorothy's wedding waa announced tor a previous uato, hut when the euests arrived at the church they learned that thero bat. iinnn a hitch In securing some neces sary nuners from Russia and that tho coromony had neen postpone. Prlnco Radslwlll belongs to a fa mous Polish family. Hla father was court marshal of tho coremonlea at m. Petersburg. The nrinca is twenty-four yoara old. of fair complexion, good look'i,T and llkeablo. Being the oldest son, ne is heir tt. tho immenso fortuno Kid f-s- tates of his fathor. Prlnco Cleoru, who is a serene highness, owna groat stretches of land in Poland, has rn lncomo of 11.000.000 a year, and pos sesses several castles, Prlnco Antolne Albert's grandmother was a princess ! Prussia. Virtually bo Is head of Is houso now. for his father lost his reason soven years ago and Uvea In seclusion in a villa near Vienna. ANTONIO MAURA'S LIFE IS SAVED BY GIRL HERO ANTONIO MAU RA, leader of tbo conservative party In Spain, and who aa pre mier put down tbe Barcelona ri ots and brought about the execu tion of Dr. Fran cisco Ferrer a year ago, owes his escapo from death to tbo cour age of his youth- ful girl cousin, who throw berfjlf upon his assailant It was shortly beforo ml 'night tbat tbe former prime minister stepped .1. i. i j i ii ..;;.;.J ty y 1 1 r from n train at tho Francla station, whoro ho arrived from Madrid on routo to Palma. At his sldo was his cousin. Suddenly from tho crowd tho man, Manuel Posa, fired thrco shots. Tho first bullet pierced Senor Maura's arm and tho second found lodgment In his leg. As Posa fired again the girl sprang upon him, spoiling his nlm, and tho bullot went wild. 1'oBit 4s only olghtccn years old. Ho sold afterward that ho did not Intend to shoot Maura, but desired only to mako a demonstration against him. Tho conservative cabinet of Senor Mnura resigned in October of last year, aftor having been In power two years nnd nlno months. Tho 18 months preceding Its formation had witnessed tho fall of flvo liberal min istries. Tho rnllglous Issuo was tho causo of tho dissensions nnd tho ro turn to power of Mnura, who had pre viously hold tho promlcrshlp, was ro garded as a swooping victory for tho clorlcnls and one likely to nrouso tho rovolutlonnry spirit This proved to bo tho caso. Tho opposition united against tho govern ment's conduct of tho war In Morocco and tho stern mensurcs It took to put down tho nntl-wnr demonstrations In Spain. Then camo tho execution In n Barcelona prison of Francisco Fcrror, who was charged with being a revo lutionist It was said that Maura was responsible for his being put to death and that even tho king disapproved of tho execution. Tho downfall of Maura's cabinet was tho result of tho continuous at tacks of tho opposition doputles. Threats ropoatodly havo been mado against tho Ufa of Maura, and only recently It was reported that ho was bolng constantly guardod. AMERICAN EDUCATOR IN CONSTANTINOPLE COLLEGE AMERICA can well bo proud of Dr. George Washburn, who Is ono of hor fore most sons In tho world of educa tion. Mr. Wash burn for half n century has been connoctcd with Robert collego at Conatntlnoplo. In his book, "Fifty Years In Constan many interesting education In tho tlnopld," ho tolls things concerning near east Robort collego, tho soat of Mr. Wash burn's nctlvlttos, occupies a boautltul site of 23 acres overlooking tho Bos phorus. It Is near tho brldgo ovor which Darius led tho Persians Into Acythla, and faces n caatlo built by Mohammod tho Conquoror In 1402 tho snmo yoar that Columbus discovered Amorlco. At tho tlmo of Its founding In 1863 thoro waa no othor collego In tho Turkish empire Its wholesmoo Influence has been at am pod upon at least 3,000 young man of the Lovant and Its graduates havo always boon a credit to tho Institution, It has educated men whoso leadership haa made It posalhlo for tho Bulgar ians to establish a treo stato In tho Balkans, Not least among tho results achieved by Dr. Washburn Is tho stimulus to Oriontal education In general. His conspicuous success at Roberts collego has encouraged tho establishment ot hundreds of other schools In tho Le vant Led by his example tho Turkish government has outdono Itself and mado tho last few years an epoch In Its history of collego building nnd this has doubtless had much to do with tho "Young Turk Movement' that deposed Abdul Hamld. Thoro Is moro than nutlonal prldo It tho prophecy that tho graduates of American schools, such as Roborta collego, will be tho chief factors In tho real upbuilding of that part of tho old world which for the tlmo being Is called tho Turkish empire. A Superfluous Word. Without bolng so vain as to pretend that our own columns aro Invarlnbly Impeccable In this respect, wo cannot avoid wondering bow much longer that exceedingly useful and vorsatllo llttlo word "out" Is to bo overworked and when it will be discarded for somo row victim of the phraso-smlth. It Is &v long, long time now slnco anybody over tried anything, or won or lost. Ono always trios out or wins out, or loses out Of course, somebody Is likely to pop up with a reminder that that cse of tho word was familiar In Shakospeare's tlmo but what ot that? If wo aro such economists of Ink that wo must drop lotters from our words until they look llko phonotlo pi, why on oarth must wo stick In a wliolo and wholly superfluous word? Why not Just try winning without winning out and seo It It doesn't corao to exactly the samo thing? And why not try tbat without trying It out, as thougb It woro lard or wblo oil? Some Never Arrive. "When does n young man arrive at tho ago of discretion?'' "Ho Is legally ot ago when ho Is twenty-ono." "Well, then, Isn't that tho ago of dis cretion?" "I should say not; I bavo known them to got married whon they wero as much as fifty," Parallel Casea, "Don't you think It foolish for a country no richer than Brazil to buy a J14.600.000 battloshlp?" "I'm not In a position to bo critical. Fact is, I Just bought an automobtlo myself." Removing Tomptatlon. Yonnt Tho nrcachor won't lot us tako our umbrellas into church on a wot day, nrlmaonbeak Well, ho's rlidlt I don't think tomptatlon should bo put In a man a way in cnurcui xonitors States mar 1 i aaamaeaai v n i Tho Kind You Ilnvo Alwnys Hought hns borno tho nlfrim turo of GlntK, II. Flotclicr, nnd litis been mado under Ills )cr.Monni BtincrviHion ior ovor no voaro. Allow no ono o doculvo you in this. Cotiutvrrclts, IniltntiotiH nnd Just-na-trood" nro but Experiments, and cndnng:cr tho health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Cantorlu in a harmless aubstltuto for Castor Oil, Pnrn Rorle, Drops and Hoothlntr Syrups. It is l'leasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Xarcotlo MiliHtaneo. Its ntro Is its iruurtiiitcc. It destroys AYornt nnd allays FtsvcrlHlincss. It cures DiarrhuMi and Wind Colic, it relieves Teething Troubles, euros Constipation nnd Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach nnd Jlmvels, glvlntr health) and natural Bleep, Tho Children's Panncciv Tho Blother's Friend, He Kind You M e Always Bought Boars tho In Use For Sherman ESTABLISHED SIXTH, AT MORRISON I PaHaBBBBBBBeVBBBl 1 larSaBBMBaW this Wellington Piano wo'ro selling for $27C on ui ;wmf' tht wo'ro willing to lot It bo im OWN SALESMAN. It will toll it's ountloiy to yott In your homo If you'll send us tho coupon. Picas tain mt full partltvhn concerning thti unusual I'lano oler. A'ame- Parvsralty of Animate. Things. "What havo you got that holo under your back yard fence for?" "To let my neighbor's chlckonr through Into my garden." "Why, you wero complaining the other day about tholr flying ovor the fence." "That waa because I couldn't catch 'em and wring their necks. I made that holo so I co$ld stand over It and swat tho blamed hens aa they camo through." "Well, do they como through Itf "No!" Basts Chewing the Rag, "What ara you chowlng?" asked the fair maid In tho hammock, "auru arable," answered the young man In tho mstlo chair. "Gum arable?" she echoed to sun prlso. "Yes," ho rejoined. "I ax pool to via It western Asia this rail and I'm try ing to learn tho language," A tlfe Position. Annotte Ethtl Is about to accopt n (Ifetlmo Job of 24 hours a day, Florence Indeed! Annetto Yes. 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Kind Lady Cortalnly, Youll find the rag bag behind tho door In the woodbouso. Help yourself. r mm doles Mkwan Drink it Pure The Drink Delightful I AH the bouquet of the ripe pineapple field, all the snappy acid tang, with none of the rude " bite" you aie accustomed to in the unripe fruit store product you have known; all that' good and nothing that s in the lead unwholesome; aU that's delicious; all that's satisfying all this is yours in Dole's Pure Hawaiian Pineapple Juice. Non-alcoholic, of course. The Dolcproceu of refining the juice of the Hawaiian Pineapple adds no water, no sugar, absolutely nothing to the pure iuice. Serve it cold tho colder the better; cracked ice in Die glass is a help. An olive, a saltine, a cheese straw, s Welih-rarcbit emphasiics the flavor. It adds interest to any afternoon or evening entertainment, at home or at the club. Every U la -t n.i. lj. Jl try bale J a !e Furs fl m A h ssuie Hawaiian apple lute aba tignitue of Slgnaturo of Over 30 Years. lacS; Co. 40 YEARS ST., PORTLAND, OR. IWiy Wo want you to try this Piano IN YOUR ItOMli FKI.K. Wo want you to try It at our expenso because At tho end of thirty days tho I'inno ITSELF will convince you of tho following facts: It's tho best valuo on earth for tho prlco (f27G). It's ,Vi67Clf.M'and MECHANICALLY right! Wo know thero Is so much real value In AdJrtss. Dlstreaalng. "Yes," said Miss Ovorten, "I've suf fered a great deal from Insomnia dur ing tho past fow wcoks." "Indeed I" rejoined hrr friend; "Can't you do anything' to rellovan It?" "No," was tho reply, "I can't re quest the girl next door to tnko her beau In the bouso Instead of keeping him out on tho front rrch every night" As Ms Would Have It "Life," remarked tho clerical-loo)-Ing pnssonger, "is mado up of trials," "Yes," rejoined the man with th prosperous air, Just across tho aisle, "and I'm glad of It" "Indeed I" exclaimed tho c-l p. In surprise. "Why are you glad?" "Because," explained the other, "I am a lawyer" Taking the Usual Course. "I soo your next door neighbor la sprinkling hla lawn during forblddea hours. Aro you going to do anything to stop him?" "Yes; I'm going to write an Id dtgnnnt protest and have It printed Is ono of tho papers." I fhrZ HABITS PERMANENTLY CURIO lttMMmlTIallMlt;rOHTtNP.pa.rL, Union Painless Dentists Out-of-Town People Hl.oul l rem''r thai our force la to. ornalieJ that i9 4 do ran do llili enure t'lowu. mkiee ud iitie moim In , dar .1 nuciwarf io.iiieiir nerwerr lo.ttlelir ilile eilraeu Seu fleiee or trtd.ee are ordeieJ. Ne re liui M..ltte iMlii and iwili eltkout Iha- las iim. ft inoie I Im Iwtal ln. No aluuaata. no uw-erlalatr, tel eelal- 1.1. bo uo ilia unt Kienune ana nai.iui eoia. jtSl atleitdaula. Full Set of Teeth . 5.0O llrUge Work or Teeth wl hout Plate J 50 lo 1 Gold Crown ,.. . il.SO to J1.0O l-ie-celaln Crown U SO to il.OU Gold or 1 WeUIn Killing 1 .00 Up Sllrer r11lln- SOtloil.OO lt Plate Mad.. , , .. . ... 7.JO No cbtrttu for I'alnleas Kitractlnir when otter work la tlon. It years' Guarantee with all work. Hour. 8 a. ro. to 8 p. ro. gill) Morrison Utreet, P N U No. 35-MO WHKH wilting- tuaileertUer picas I iiienlluii till air I lineappleJiii uice l'a kk 1moh the HAWAIIAN riNBAPPLl TRODUOTS CO., Lid. ' 112 Mirlet Street Sta 1'riocUco, GL' Oar ooi! tltii Aall ttft mtlnt. for it. an I