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Halted. Aeiereaeei rUasl KeUeaaf liaak.
Ik In Orn nil Blnnd.
Hooter They ought to take that
durftr out of the boxl llo'a got a gUss
arm!
lilt Knlr Companion Gtsss arm? ts
that why they call him the pitcher,
Harry T
Tli. Ileal Slnr.
"What relation," asked the Instruct
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"Rocratea," answered the young mm
with the bad eye, "was the end man.
He got oft the gags. Plato was the ln
terlocutor." Chlcaso Tribune.
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SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS.
t'cnnas-lvniiln Uitnrntlonnllat Think
Tl.cr Mitnild lie Altollalicil.
Public school students hnvo n chnm
nlon In tho person of Dr. Nathan C.
8chneffcr, superintendent of public In
struction In Pcnnsylvnnln, In their an
tipathy to examinations. Dr. Sclmcflcr
has gone so far ns to say that ho hoped
ho would see tho tiny when examina
tions would be abolished. "They are,"
ho said, "llko drugs, since they have
n primary aa well ns secondary effect
In that they cause depression It kept
up."
Dr. Schacffcr Is himself a keen stu
dent and observer. Ho has profited
by his years of experience since
Ills
connection with tho public Bchools of.ino n"no- i"0""? pnc Dl
thn ainin nn.i h knntve whnronf ,, J meats, eg.;s come in handy these days,
tnnnki anva thn Phllnilnlniiln Tnmilrnr
Hut his opinion In this respect Is not
tho result of deductions orr tho part
of ono man nlone. Thero nro many
others who think with him, somo of
whom havo so expressed themselves
nnd others who, whllo convinced
themselves, nro too timid to tnko n de
cided stand In tho mattor.
Thero Is little doubt that tho exam
ination Is In ninny respects n barbnr
mis Institution. Ediicntlon Is, In tho
IftRt nnnlyslt, nnly n mennn to nn end,
n process of gradual mental dovclon-
ment. n plan by which each day the
mind Is 'broadened. To expect a child
to pass successfully on details which It
has used only ns mental food and for
gotten for five, six, seven or nlno
months seems not only unjust, but
ridiculous. The consequence Is that ns
examination time approaches thero Is
n cramming of matter Into tho mind,
mental Indigestion ensues nnd, not In
frequently, even tho brightest students
nro Injured physically.
In tho big world whoro results count,
n mnn Is not exnnilncd nt tho end of
each year ns to his work during tho
past 12 months. Tlio caliber of his
work nnd endeavor nt tho end of cncli
day Is what counts, nnd so It should
bo In tho prcprntlon for this real
work.
FASHION HINTS
The wy ihe embroidered and plain
linen it combined iicielivtry good style.
Thtie It a certain dli lo It ihit'i due
pail y to the plain little binding of a
contratilnjrihsd.
DUID a LIT.
What species of Ird lays the small
est egg In proportion to Its slio; llke
wlio the UrgcstT '
It has been computed that 300.000,
000 birds are annually slaughtered for
plumes and other decorations.
Tho Chinese eat "rotten"' eggs that
Is, eggs preserved In lime until they
get a consistency like that of hard but
ter. A fosll rahphoryucus, a bird of 10?
000,000 years old, sold for 10,000 re
cently, the highest price ever paid for
a bird.
Cranes are used aa watchdogs In
Venezuela by the natives, who call
them "yakanuk," and are said to be ex
cellent guards of poultry,
Cardinals havo ben known to alight
upon window sills of houses and peck
at the panes, probably attracted by
their reflection in the glass.
nirds are not the only higher ani
mals that lay eggs, two quadrupeds,
the duck-billed platypus and the Aus
trallan porcupine ant-eater, also lay
them.
The rplr n'dooh, or "bird of death,"
is tho only venomous bird known to
science, but there Is very little known
regarding Its habits, and especially Its
venomous qualities.
The byacinthine macaw Is one of
the strongest as well as one of tho
rarest birds of its kind. There is one
la the New York Zoo. There appears
to be absolutely nothing known re
garding its habits.
lyOTe'a Market.
She Hfyold, do you speculator
Harold Well, I'm engaged to you.
Life. '
Cold Comfort,
"We shall be rescued. Don't lose you.
head,"
Bald the traveler lost on the arctic
shore.
'Oh, I'm keeping cool I" his companion
said,
As he shifted his seat on the ice once
more.
-Puck.
Some people cannot bear to be left
alone; they cannot enjoy their own
mmpany. How do you feel about UT
Acquaintance
"Do you see that old gentleman,
mamma? He often speaks to me."
"Does be, darling? What does be
say?"
"Oh, he says: -uon i you throw any
stonta at my uogi'" Throne and
Country.
Going; Some.
Scorcher Have you heard the latest
.uto record?
Flelgher No; what Is it?
Scorcher An auto made an hour In
sUty-nlae minutes! Puck.
REPARTEE ENDS IN DISASTER
Fresh Young Man In Quick Lunch
Room It Unexpectedly Show
ered With Oatmeal.
Tho young man with the Iron cheek
entered the quick lunch room and
seated himself at tho third table.
"Belinda," ho called famlljarly, "you
look frcsjh this "morning."
"Not half aa fresh as somo otbors,"
retortod tho pretty waitress with an
olovntlon of her nois.
"Weill Weill Havo you calf brains f"
"If I did you wouldn't order them,
for you havo an oversupply now,"
fl 01 y Retting Rooa tor
don't thoyt'
"No; they como In crates."
"Wowl Did you ever hoar the- stor
of the Inaubator chlckT It's not out
yctr
"That will do, sonny. Did you ever
hear the story of tho cold porridge?
Well. It's on you I"
Thero was an unexpected tilting of
a dish and tho young man with the
Iron cheek was showered with oat
meal. Ited, Wmki
n'rnk, Weary, Wntery ISjre.
lly Murine Ky. Itemed. Tr;
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iteilovvu ii
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New to the Dullness.
Mrs. Nowod I'd llko a couplo of
yards of stoak, ploaso.
Dutchcr Pardon mo, madam, but
slnco tho first of tho month wo havo
boon soiling It only by tho pound.
What kind of stoak would you llko?
Mrs. Nowod Ilaro steak, ploaso. My
husband doesn't llko It well done.
Ureal Mlmlo.
"Atter all." said HI Tragody, sol
emnly, "death ts tho star tragedian."
"I dont know," ropltod Lowe Com
edy; "I always think of him an a low
comodlan a mero mlmlo bocnus
bo'a always taking somo ono off."
Mother will find Mr. WI01W Boothtnc
Syrup tha belt remedy to tlio tot their chUdra
(Unas the teetlila; itlod.
Sordid Philosophy.
Maude Poor Joannottol Her mar
rioge was a great disappointment to
hor friends.
Clara Marrlod beneath her socially,
I suppose!
Maudo Oh, no; but her friends all
predicted tho alliance would turn out
unhappily, and It didn't
As Corrected,
"Younie mnn," said the homo-frown
philocopher, "It is always boat to be
gin at the beginning."
"No, if you want to go up a river.
It Isn't," answered the wao youth.
He Qot Another Job.
"Wo rnako It a rule here," said the
warden to the new prisoner, "to as
sign prtsonors to tho trades with
which they are most familiar nnd will
mako no oxceptlon In your case. What
Is your occupation?" ,
"I'm an aeroplane chauffeur," re
plied tho new boarder, as ho grinned
vruesome grin.
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Amending the 04 mo law,
A wild stab of sound mode the help
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"Great guns, what's thatl" cried the
man across the way,
That." replied bis wife. "Is our
neighbor, Miss Screech, singing at tbt
open window."
Tho man scowlod darkly,
"There should bo no open searon
for windows In the Scuroech family,"
he ?rnv "'efril
Insomnia
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other remedy I have ever tried. I ihall
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as ucing au mat tney are represented."
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Fercelatn Crams.,., ,. $3.30 to $5.00
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Jko ekarge lor Palaleea tUtractlas when etaer
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MODES ; she MOMENT
HE week Is full of ox
cltcmcnt, social nnd
sartorial; sales nro
no longer In tho nlr,
but on tho earth, nnd
wo havo tho oppor
tuntty of observing
tho many uses to
to which wo can
put short nnd long
pieces of 'mntorlal
and trimmings. In
cluaod a mon k
theso
would
whllo
ns being most sultnbto,
voto for tho black nnd
tripod cottons, nnd thoso
Innumornblo Bhnntungs, much docked
with brnld to mntch, or faced with
black satin, which nro offering them
selves so persuasively throughout tho
length and brendth of tho land of sac
rlflcc, writes Mrs. Arln In London
(Kng.) Mndnmn.
Of courso, tho very best quality of
Bhnntung is tho most dcslrablo, but
tho chonpor onos, so thnt they bo not
depended upon for durability, mny bo
credited with soma virtues. Of tho
very best thoro nro many Imitations
now on the market, but when you
can sccuro tho Rcnulno I ndvlso you
to do so, oven should tho model bo
somowbnt soiled, for it Is nraatlng
how well tho very conrso rlbbod good
Shantung will clean. A gront num
bcr of tho finest opportunities Includo
this, n capital specimen bolng Ivory
In tono, mndo in rcdlngoto fashion
opening at tho front with rovars down
to tho waist, to show a shirt, of tucked
chiffon. Tho skirt s nnrrow enough
to look elegant nnd notsunlclcntly Urn
Itcd to bo nbsurd. Tho shoulders nnd
sleoves nro cut in ono In kimono fnsh
Ion. Tho braiding extends round tho
back and ovar tho top, whllo Baxo bluo
Is used for tho lining of tho ravors
and of tho cuffs. Completed by
hnt with n crown of tho light color.
and n monster bunch of oats and two
or throo bluo cornflowers nt ono side,
tied together with n narrow black vol
vol band and bow. This achieves
conspicuous succots. On tho wholo
I find tho lighter tones of Bhnntung
mora becoming than tho darkor,
which, howovor, hnvo a great vogue
ana nro, again, tho better for somo
tracery of braiding. Amongst capital
clothes 'In reduced circumstances I
havo met a gray Shantung, bearing on
tho short-wnlstod bodtco nnd klmnno
shnped slooves nn clabornto dovlco
worked In many colored bonds, thoso
being tho samo kind as thoso used
to mako tho old bond purses, nnd, llko
thorn, opnloscont, nnd tho pattern of
rosos and louves had nn old-fashioned
charm. Theso llttlo bunds are also
uaod In conventional designs, and I
doubt not tboy will put In nioro fro
quont appenrnnco In tho autumn, but
it present they aro'juit making a boo-
ond bid for favor. They must neods
be accomplished by clever fingers un
111 such time, of course, ns tho ma-
cblno steps in, nnd we can buy this
bead-trimming stitched by machine
and mounted on not a possibility
which will, no doubt, bo ours in tho
near future, If I am right In my con
locturo Unit opalescent beads are to
bo amongst the next season's most
welcomed novelties,
Hut amongst this season's, which
wo havt by no means finished, let mo
chronicle foulard, which In the bright
est cherry color asks and dosorves
acceptance, veiled with black nlnon;
and It Is not nn unusunl circumstance
lo meet this In union with collnrband
and sleoves of somo other brlghtly-col
ored contrasting satin, IJIthor groen
or bluo being thus allied to n red and
wnito patterned foulard It Is a now
itata of affairs quite welcamo nfter
the monotonous tnlo of black which
dross, porforco, has so sadly told dur-
Ing the last two months.
as a reaction, aouotlesa, wo mny
also consider tho brightly-colored
foather boas which are now pleading
for purchase. To thoso, howovor. I
havo not yet become reconciled, white
and black seeming to bo nioro becom
Ing; yet I must own Wedgowood bluo
and bright red have their devotoes,
tucb boas reaching to the waist and
bearing very thick tassels at the
endi
I havo seen a new form of the skirt.
wuicu is gathered Into a band round
tha ankles. Though this is more at
tractive than tho old form, yet it must
needs bo chronicled. The bands aro
In threes, all small, tho ono across the
ironi dcmf; snorter man tnose on eltli
er side, which, In turn, aro shorter
than that across tho back. Tho modol
which graced, or disgraced, theso. was
in urown unantung, and tho coat
which completed It reached below the
hips, whllo the rolled collar of brown
velvet had over it a narrow kilting of
dull greon chiffon, this kilting reap
pearing inside the wrists of tho cuffs
nut let me predict another novelty
besides the beads which I have a!
ready ventured to prophesy as llkoly
to be widely accepted In tho autumn.
We shall bo truly devoted to tho
tapestry brocades which first mado
their reappamnco last year. Some
magnificent examples of these aro In
terwoven with different sorts of met
als, and aro being used now for eve
ning coats. Thoso which more close
ly resemble tho furnlturo brocades
aro put to tho samo purpose at less
elaborate cost, and tho very latest
model In black satin coats shows a
lining of reseda satin brocade in a
conventional pattern, dull of surface
and rather solid of texture.
Thero is a groat rage for whlto mus
lin flowers for wearing on dark straw
bats roses, wisteria, laburnums, and
Irises all being used with special en
thusiasm, and, Indeed, sharing with
oats and barley the attention of tho
multitude. For river wear, nothing
elso seems to havo been selected, save
hero and tbero a Leghorn hat turned up
with velvet and trimmed with a plain
cockade. A velvet band and lining
to light straws are amongst tho re
vivals, and becoming revivals, too;
whllo In a like category may bo
placed the Madeira work of our child
hood's days. This, besides bolng mnde
In whlto on linen nnd on lrtwn, np
pears on vollo nnd colored r.ophyr; In
deed, somo of tho old-fnshtonod white
Is dyod palo pink to mcot n popular
demand.
Thoro is n deal of pnlo pink nbout,
n protty ordor of nffalrs, especially
In thoso sylvan scenes which nro the
dollght of theso days. A blnck pat
ent leather bolt Is tho Invariable ac
companiment, nnd ns n depnrturo from
tho ordlnnry ruto of antelopo shoos
and stockings to mntch, I must quote
as definitely nllurlng pntcnt leather
shoos worn with pnlo pink silk stock
ings, tho dress being pink with n pink
hnt lined with black velvet.
Which romlnda ma ns I wrtto of n
capital palo pink Shantung coat and
skirt, tho cont hnvlng broad Insortlons
of conrso yellow Cluny lnco. This was
worn with a palo pink blouse, nnd
bolt mndo half of palo pink kid nnd
half of brown patent Icathor, and
was woll crowned with a brown
A uieful Mea for Shantung, light cloth
or linen, trimmed with aoulaoli and but
ton In III earn color. Illaek Tagal hat
lined with whlto and trimmed with wide
whit slac ribbon.
straw hnt trlmmod with n monster
bow of pink llsso.
Vory largo bows of llsso or mil
llnory net aro mado In whlto or In
pale colors nnd sot sideways on tho
largo, plain hats, A combination dls
tlnctly nttrnctlvo shows a purple
straw hat with ono of thoso huge
bows of peacock bluo. This was worn
with a purple llnon cont nnd skirt,
with peacock blue tucked rovers nnd
an Ivory not shirt decked with do-
vices In peacock blue and violet atlk,
quaintly Oriental In their outline.
To the wise who are attending tho
sales I would add n word of counsel
Look carefully for tho model evening
frocks In whlto sntln. Choosing these
of fine qunllty, you nro safo to obtain
good servlco from them, nnd many of
tho prettiest nro quite plain nnd slm
plo In outline, with bcrtho nnd sloovo
In flno not lightly traced with glitter
ing buglos. Also you will And, If you
seek, whlto sntln drosses with chiffon
tunics embroidered in silk or bends;
and amongst notnuio bargains
would quote one evening dress I hnve
met In black with a tunlo or not boar
Ing dcop vandykos of Jet up to tho
waist. The net bodlco was cut In one
with tho sleoves aver a vest of white
net, adorned with tho Jot Vandykes
llko tho shirt.
I advise tho acokur after bargains
to Invest In evening dresses, for they
are much needed at the moment, nnd
nro reduced to nn Inordlnnto degrco,
owing to the fact that tho gonernl
mourning 01 necessity auousneu so
many chances of wearing festival at
tiro.
A Hen Party.
Don't for one minute think that this
party was meroly a convocation of the
gentler sex. The mon wore tho Insti
gators, and this Is tho way It all came
about. A couplo bolonglng to their
card club had taken tho suburban
fevor In Its most violent form. The re
sult was not only n charming bungaloo
somo twenty miles out, but tho chick
on fover had struck them, too. 80 nil
"Ed" talked about was hens and tholr
fresh eggs. Tho funny man In the
club suggested a surprise party, first
telling tha couplo that n few of thorn
wcro coming out on Saturday nfter-
noon. Tho womon prepared a dainty
luncheon nnd each man securod a
real live hen, somo took a dozen eggs
for hatching. Imagine- tho sceno when
20 guests arrived, and ten hons. The
host and hostess rose to tho occasion,
coffeo was mado and tho repast sorved
on tho porch whllo tho men regaled
tho company with the stories of how
and whero thoy procured tho hons, It
was mado up among them that tho
fowls must bo dellvored by tho givor,
not sent by express or messengor. It
was tho "funniest" affair over seen.
Should Use Large Mirror,
Perhaps ono trouble with tho ran a
and nlo of persona whom ono sees
wearing unbecoming styles In tho
streets is thnt thoy dress before small
mirrors Instead of taking in their own
figures before long glassos. A woman
who had been traveling and bad been
confined to tho usual bote! dressing
tablo mirror said tho other day; "I
bad no Idea how unbecoming this
gown was to mo until I bapponed to
look at myself In a mirror in tho cor
ridor of tho botol. I wan simply hor
rified. Think of my walking in tho
street In a skirt that kicks out at tho
back at ovory step,'
Sherman play & Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
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this Wellington Piano we'ro soiling for $276 on easu payments that
wo'rc willing to lot it bo ITS OWN SALESMAN.
It will tell it's own story lo you In your homo if you'll send us tho
coupon.
Please senu me full partlculats concerning this unusual Piano offer.
Name
I N C U R A BLE CURED nSSf S1 KPolfS
f.lfe U the mot rreclou of all human roe'exilona.
In.H,,..,. .m n(T ti hM.... tlT Tk.l-i all .b V
cutoaU, or conauniUm even In an ottvancni Mane, after tli doctor, have Riven UP hope, and that w
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Thslr Desperation.
Worthlngton Do the subscribers to
Turglor's Weekly seem to appreciate
tho paper!
Blappers Well, they hold a moot
ing a fow days ago and unanimously
agreed to offer Turgler S00 If he
would stop sondlng the publication to
them.
Tha Elevator Msn's Joke.
llobbs I guess tho elovator Is out
of order. What Is that slgu on the
doort
Dobbs Tho elovator man must be
a bit of a wag. It says: "Please par
don me for not rising.
Shake Into Your shoes
Allen' Foot-Kaae, a powder for th feet. It cure
painful, swollen, smarting-, awratlns- f rat. Make
new shoe uy, HoM by all lruiraUUnIHlH
Rtftree, IWt areeiit any ill-lllule. HampU
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Lack of Courage.
Uashfull Ilrowne I'll give you ISO
If you toll Miss Holmers I want lo
marry her.
Ilrassy llonson Not nn your llfol
Him might try to work the John Alden
racket on me.
Works Doth Wsys.
"Tho clarinet," remarked the ama
teur as ho paused to get his second
wind, "is tho hardest Instrument to
Play."
"Anyway," rejoined his one-mnn au
dience, "it can't be any hurder to play
than It Is to listen to."
As Iteprtiented,
"Bee here," growled tho
Irate man
as ho entored tho Jewelry store, "I
bought this watch of you last week
and paid you S2 In cash for it You
said It would work llko a charm and
It doesn't keop time at all."
"That's all right, my friend," repllod
the jeweler calmly, "Nelthr docs a
charm."
To-llar.
If you made mistakes yesterday, for
get them, No strength was ever built
upon continued regret. To-day Is tho
result of yesterday, but It Is more Im
portant to remember that to-morrow Is
the result of to-day.
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ioior in air
Ayer's Hair Vigor, as now
made from our new Improved
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the hair even to the slightest
degree. Gray hair, white hair,
uionuc nair is not made a
shade darker. But It certainly
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I question about that.
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A
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m Shew II te your
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ilk bin about It,
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of falling hair unless there is some very
unususl complication, something greatly
affecting the general health. Then you
should consuTtyourphyslclan Also ask
blm about the new Ayer's Hair Vigor.
- by UaJ-tt. Aj sr Co., lew. II, Uui.
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our cxpenso becauso
At the end of thirty days tho Piano
. . .tl- n tr tin
3 ITSELF will convince you of tho following
facts:
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($275).
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Dawn of a Schomo.
"They any tho tall of that comet U
composed of gas." ...-Vfl1
"Yes." '"'
"And 4.000,000 miles long." "
"Well!" Kifcis
"I wondor If wo couldn't rig upsomsr-
kind ot a suction englno and tap Itr
Latest Role,
"Why do you savo tbo'so old rubbw
shoos!"
"They aro for hungry arctlo as
plorers," replied Mrs, Houiokeep,
"Ileon a good many of 'em along this
route."
Literary Inspiration,
"Your novel Is evidently the result
of Inspiration."
"Yes; I didn't start It until after
reading tho advertising notice my pub
lisher got up." Wnnhliuctou Herald.
Hopeless Queit.
Miss Oldham (In bird store) Pd
like to get a parrot that Isn't tricky
and doesn't swear or use slang.
Doalor Snrry I can't oblige you
madam. I don't hnmllo stuffed birds,
Profitable Pesks.
'The BwUa ouuht to be vory proui
of tho Alps, as nature's handiwork."
"No doubt, but thoy ought to be s
great deal prouder of the way they
make tho Alps pa,"
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