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An occasional ault In henvy pongee It seen, ovon for tho boy of ten, and thli. too. la eclf-trlmmed and finished with tho strictest tailor offocta, bi a first-class outing shirt (or a man would bo. Tho waist which oldor boys aro best ptoascd with has a contor box plait and ono or moro pockot. heavy loathcr bolt, with largo buckle and a soft tlo, oftoc n Windsor, are tho usual accompaniments to tucb suits. Low, rolling collars aro prorl dod for tho boy or nvo to soven, but high turnover form la proforrod for tho older boy, Harpers Daxar. nut, Wrakl Wrurr. Wnlrrr Krea. Relieved lly Murine lly Itenirily. Try Murine l-or Your Kye Trouble. You Will Like Murine. It Hootlie. Wo at Your urursut. write ror i.ye iiookb. it. Murine 1.7 iiemcuy .10., mucosa, AaklliK Too Much, "Kitty, you didn't tint nnvthln In the contribution plate when the usher came around." "Well, he didn't have any change for my nickel, mamma. Did you think 1 was solna- to Klve him all of It and go without sum for a whole week?" Ktirllier Tim Needed, Aspirins Politician Oumbrldire, you heard my speech last night. Now that you have slept over It, tell' me frankly what you think of the effort. Trusted Friend To tell the truth Hlckaby, I 1 slept under It you'll nave 10 let me see trio manuscript The (IrKdiilat'a I'oa I'aae, "At that wedding last night." said Mrs. Impaling, "the organist mado the worst mistake I ever heard of. lie played Meddlesome' wedding march when the bridal party came In and the murch from 'I.onergan' when they passed out. Chicago Tribune. A tie for Clairvoyant. Visitor Can you read the nastf Fortune Teller Certainly; that' my business. Visitor Then I wish you'd tell mo what It was my wife told mo to cot for nor. toadies' Home Journal. Anything But Quiet. Mrs, A. There coos Mrs. Oreen. They say iho Is such a quiet drossor, Mrs. Z. Quiet? 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Peat wilt be the only fuel used In a great German electric power generat ing station. A healthy horso cats ntno times its weight In food in a year, a healthy sheep six times. During 1009 Chllo produced 18,179 tons of copper, as against 19,403 tons tho year before. At tho last semi-annual official esti mate there were 299,293 Indians in tho United States. More than fifty bacteria to tho cu bic Inch wcro found In a recent test of rain water In Paris. At an elevation of ten feet the hori zon apparently Is slightly moro than ten miles distant. The rudder of the tranntlantlo liner Olympln weighs 100 tons, being the heaviest ever built. A web filament two, and ono-qunrtor miles long has been 'taken from tho body of a single spider. China will hold its first great expo sition, natlonnt in character, at Nan' king from May to October. FASHION HINTS Pnr a vniinrr nlrl lliti l a natti uml lallory ilyle, suited toany waih material. It til ay be mad at limply at you pirate, or a mots drriiy touch Introductd by k.iln. lli .nlNV ....I ,..ir. l embroldtry, our coal spm.Y. Klrupllf ylntr Iho Labor of t'ronurlntf It luerrnaeil lit Output. It was feared at one time that the rate of coal consumption would soon outgrow the rata of production and there was talk of curtailing the use of coal In cnany industries, says n writer In Llpplncott's, Hut the Inventor pro ceeded to make coal mining machinery which lessened tho labor of extracting tho raw product from the earth and Increased the output tenfold. England to day bases her hopo of extending the period of her profitable coal mining upon the Invention of machinery that will compensate for the added cost of deeper mining, In America coal mln Ing machinery has doubled and tripled the output. A coal dlggor cuts and extracts the coal from Its bed as fast as three or four skilled miners could formerly do; it falls automatically up on cars, which swine upward like ele vators to the light of day, and deposit their contents Into chutes. Down the sooty mass tumbles to the breakers, where It is pounded and broken into sizes suitable for com merce. Tnence it snaes on to tho washery, and comes out nt the other end to be dumped on cara. The cars quickly cross the country to some river or bay, where canal boats are waiting The transferenro from the cars to the boats, and from the boats to the whole sale and tetall dealers' coal yards Is performed automatically. Even when the coal comes Into our homes It Is shot down chutes Into the cellar, and not carried there la buckets and bas kets as of old. And yet, for all this simplifying of labor, this invention of machines to reduce the dust and ashes, nobody likes coal, ana we an pray for the time to come when its use may be abolish ed. It Is not a popular article of com merce: It is a clumsy and dirty fuel. and In this age of invention and dis covery it seems woefully out of date. It Is not new machinery to increaio the output that we are longing for, but the discovery of some new method of obtaining heat and power. 'net liy neater. Indignant Customer I want to re turn this Jewel box. It's not Ivory, aa represented. Dealer (musingly) Now, I wonder If it can be possible that elephant had false teeth. Cleveland Ia- Tho Kind It Wu, "Walter, this chuck steak I ordered Is like wood." "Yes, salt. Dat am wood-chuck steak." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Eatabllaltlnsr Imputation. "Father," said little Rollo, "was Solomon really the wisest man?" "I don't know, my son. You see. bis political power was so great that when he claimed to be the wisest man nobody had the nerve to contradict him." Washington Star. 'I'tie acurului. 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Addroaa PLUMMCR DRUO COMPAtrY Third and Madison Portland, Ot "Kcclcy UOUOR-MORPHINC-TOBACCO !) fur HANTS PERMANENTLY CURU A will ,M rttltTIMIIIWTfi- OnTLANP,QWC, Jnpsnete Is Hardest to Learn. Tho Japanese languago Is claimed to bo the hardest of all to loarn Kven tho Japancso find it hard, and soveral American army orflcors have found it impossible to master it It takes tho Jnpaneso child seven years to learn tho esaontlal parts of the alphabet, and ono must bocomo fa miliar with 2U signs to loarn this Mmplo part of the languago nlono, Tho 214 signs servo ns tho ICngllslf Initial lottors In our alphabet To bo nblo to road any of the higher class of Japancso nowspnpors ono must bo tho. master of from 2,500 to 3,000 Ideographs. Albany Journal. Mothm will Dad Mrs. WtniloV Boothlnt ryrup in wit rmir in oh ioi toiir uiuurea atiriof m iiuiu( i4iiou. His Task. "Did you do much stght-soolng when ou went abroad T" "No," answerod Mr. Cumror. "Moth er and tho girls did tho slght neotng, I had to put in my timo finding tho placea whora thoy cosh letters of rodif Wasp. An Illustration. I.lttlo Willi Buy, pa, what Is a par adox! lu Well, my son, a coal stove Is one kind of paradox. It won't burn unUl It is put up, then it won't burn nnUl It Is shoken down. Practical experience. The old farmer, equipped with the tools ot bis trade, was busy near Uie road. "What have you growing In that told," asked tho Innocent passer-by. "Weeds," answered the granger. "Uut why are you cultivating weeds r queried tho other. "Ilucause," replied tho man behind tho hoe, "after years of experience I am convinced that Is Uie only way to exterminate them." What We May Expect Tho suffragette meeting had grown red-hot "And what will become ot the great brewery buildings when we coutrol the votes? shouted the leader. And tho little man who had crept In unobserved shrugged bis shoulders. 'I guess they'll be turned lntocbew Ing gum factorlos and comploxlon- powder mills" bo muttered simply. Another Catch. Gunner What's the latest nows to day? Quyer fJeorge Washington's auto sold for 500 In New York. Gunner What aro you trying to band me? There were no autos In Qeorge Washington's day. Quyer Who said anything about automobiles? This refers to bis auto graph. Modern Education, "What are you doing out here on the marsh r "Helping to prepare my boy's les sons." "What oa earth do you mean?" "He la studying natural history, and I have to catch a bullfrog for him to take to school." When the Hair Falls Sfopltl And why not? Fall ing hair Is a disease, a regular disease; and Aycr's Hair Vigor, as made from our new im proved formula) quickly and completely destroys that dis ease, ihe hair stops falling out, grows more rapidly, and all dandruff disappears. Pott ml chanft tht color of A hah. jrornula irltka Vottl, Sbw It t yaw Aah blot ol II, Nui aa m a , yers The little book In each pscksge gives the formula cf our new Hair Vigor, tells why each ingredient is used, and ex. puibs many omcr Interesting taings. After rcsdlne vou will knew whv this sew lr prsptratioa does Its work so well. JT" MSiaytar.C.XyMOelrU.lfil,i-" Joy had known about It from tho first Prom the tiny wine-covered porch of tho house whoro she lived with her Aunt Marshall who had to ken her whon she was left an orphan baby nnd had sent her to school until she could support horsolf by teaching, she had often on a Sunday afternoon seen Ullty saunter past with Harold. Ino. Haroldlno was then ono of tho pret tiest glrlx In town and also ono of tho best dressed. Sho thought a great deal about her clothes and had noth ing that was not becoming nnd taste ful. Joy had atwnys envied Harold lno her clothes, even ns far back ns tho days whon thoy had studied to gether In tho second grado, tor llttlo girls, Ilka big ones, feel tho social distinction- Implied between washed hair ribbons nnd thoso that aro fresh from tho bolt Haroldlno hnd always held hurseir abovo Joy and beyond Joy's reach. Sho had money nnd was considered fnshlonnblo. Joy was neither pretty no woll-to-do, nor popular. Many pco pto did not know her even by sight Sometimes Haroldlno protended she did not As for flllly, Joy had always known him. Thoy, had lived for years on tho samo street In ndjolnlng houses. His mother was a widow, a kind, senslbla woman. After sho died, suddenly ot heart trodblc, Hilly sold his houso I id struck out for himself. Ho was irlght and ambitious nnd people liked him. Haroldlno's fnthor took him Into his ofllco nnd Haroldlno began to take notlco of him. Young men wero senrco In West moro, nnd ono so porsonnblo as Ullly was not likely to bo neglected. Har oldlno asked htm to dinner to meat her friends occasionally. And Ullly accepted all Invitations glndly. Ho scorned completely under her spell. And ho never came back to West struot to call upon Joy, Joy loved Ullly, and sho sufforod. Bhu foil that ho was going to marry Haroldlno. It scorned thu most tint- Joy tost Hor Voice In Ourprlso. ural thing In the world that Haroldlno should caro as much for him as she did. Uut one day a rumor startled hor. Mrs, Marks, who was much given to harmless gossip, said that she had heard that Haroldlno had refused to marry Ullly. Joy was stunned To think-that any girl who was so lucky as to get a chance to marry Ullly should refuse him! Glad as she was for herself, sho was yet sorry for Ullly. It was cruel of Haroldlno to treat him so. A week later as Joy sat alone upon the front stops on a moonlight even Ing trying to got tho hotter of her hoartache a man walked down tho street saw her, hesitated and enmo straight up to hor. "Qood evening, Joy. This is a be.ta tlful night, Isn't It?" ho said. Joy had lost her volco In her sur prise. Her heart beat so loudly that sho was afraid he must bear. Sho could do no mora than smile at him, but he seemed to accept that as sum. clent greeting, for be sat down beside her and began to talk to her. Onco In a while be sighed and sho know what be was sighing for. Yet it was such dear delight to have him there beside her that sho created herself to be as entertaining as she could. Her pity for him overcame her natural shyness. In consequence, Hilly re-' malned for a long Unie. And tho uext evening be came again. And thon he naked her to marry him. "My mother always wished It," ho Bald. "Sho liked you, Joy, I like you, too. And I'll be awfully good to you. I'm going away next week to the city ONE THINQ YOU CANT DO. You can laugh when trouble hits you, You can smile when cloud appear, You can srln when worry "git you," And when disappointment near; You can laugh when rain I falling-, It you are a cheerful soul. Out you cannot do much laughing ween tho boat begin to roll. You can bear up under sorrow, you can calmly moulder woe. And perhaps no lgn of angulih will your viaaga ever show; You may hide all sign of weakness. Though your hopes are in the ditch! Dut you cannot hide your feelings when the boat begins to pitch. Let the cheer-up poets tell you to preserve a cheerlul race. And to smile at all your troubles. And to never how a trace Of the petty grlefa that fret you; uut you'll loe your if-controi. And you will not mll, I'll bet yon, When the boat begins to roll. Hair-and-Half, "I don't understand you, Linda. Ono day you'ro bright and jolly- and tho next depressed and sad." "Well, I'm la half-mourning, that's why." Fliegende DIaetter, to see if 1 can't find n Job thero. If I do, I'd llko you to marry mo ns soon ' as you can got ready." Joy consented. Shu was glnd to hnvo him nt any cost And when he kissed her her grateful hear! was ready to break. i Joy and ullly wero mnrrled nnd , went away to tho city to go to bouse keeping In a four-room lint Joy proved to bo a mnrvoious little houso wlfo; sho juggled with tho dimes un til they did tho work ot dollars: sho kept Ullly's clothes In perfect orderj her dinners wero tho best of their kind to bo had. Sho never troubled Ullly with complaints or any demon stratton; Bho simply loved and wnlt ed. In return Ullly rnther neglected hor. Ho was kind and appreciative, yet bo accepted hor as a matter of course. His disappointment was still recent enough to hurt They hnd been married thrco years then tho baby came. He was n beauty big, dimpled, merry, nil smiles nnd i giggles nnd with adorable wooing ways. Thoy called him Uobort which presently resolved Itself Into Uobby Then for tho first time Ullly woko up to tho fact that Joy wna of rent liu portnnce; sho wnn his boy's mother. Ho planned nnd lived nnd saved for that boy. And Joy looked on, stifling her longing and Irylng to be content uut It seemed n long time to wait When Uabby wns four yenrit old Aunt Mnrslmll died nnd left tp Joy tho llttlo houso In Westmoro nnd a few thousands of dollars, which wcro nil her worldly possessions. Then, for the first time, Joy expressed tho home sickness which sho had silently en dured so long, "Let us go back," sho pleaded. "Westmoro is better for thu boy nnd for us, too. Wo can llvo In tho house and you enn hnvo thu money to start In business with. You'll bo suro to find somo oponlng thero." Ullly had fallen Into tho habit of taking Joy's ndvlco. Ho hated to go back where Haroldlno was; he had not heard anything concerning hor In nil tho soven years ho had boon mar ried nnd nwny. Ho still sighed with unutterable longing when ho thought of her. A mnn's llrst lovo dies hard. Yet It came to pass thnt ono day ho and Joy packed up thutr belongings and set forth for weal moro. From tho first day of his arrival ho had been on tho outlook for Harold' Ino, Uut Haroldlno was not In West moro. Ho learned that hor father had dlod tho yuar before nnd that she hnd gone with somo frlonds to California It was not known when sho would re turn, rooplo had torgotton that Ullly had over been Interested In Haroldlno. I'erhnps Haroldlno herself hnd forgot ten. Certainly It ceased to bo a living reality to all savo him and Joy. Tho business In which Ullly ongngod thrived wotidorfully. Ho had brought to It tho experience nnd now onorgy thnt It needed. It was soon said of him that ho was making money, Women who, seven years before hud not known Joy, camo to call upon her nnd ask hor to their houses. Thoy mado parties for hor. Soon sho was drawn Into such a whirl of society ns Westmoro afforded. lly spring Ullly had decided that If thoy wero to return any of their social obligations at all thoy must have a larger houso. He bought a lot In tho rnshlonablu quartor of the town and proceeded to have a house erected upon It The house was nnlahod and they were liv ing In It when Haroldlno camo home. Whon Invitations camo from Mrs. Herbert Crosby for her muslclo on the 0th, Joy accepted them for himself and Ullly, knowing very woll that Har oldlno would bo thero. There was n good deal of anguish, a good ileal ot uncertainty In Joy's mind thu night she dressed for tho muslclo, but she hid It nil under n bravo llttlo smile. She wore n black dress or jotted lace, Men admired Joy and considered Ullly a lucity fellow to have such a wlfo. And Ullly himself wns proud of her. When he saw hor that night standing beside Haroldlno, ho felt a pang of revelation ns turned blm sick nt heart Haroldlno was still Miss Itoss and with no Immedlato prospect of changing her nnmo. Her pale blue silk looked too young for her; sho had grown vlsably thinner; hor oyo brows showed their penciling and her cheeks their rouge. Ueslde Jny'a fresh, young matronllness she looked faded and Innno and ovordono. And when she turned to Ullly with a coquotlsh smile ho realized poignantly thnt ho hnd been a fool for sovon years and thanked God that Haroldlno had re fused him. At home after the party ho took Joy In his arms and kissed her many times klBsed hor as a man kisses tho woman he loves and has won. In his penltance bo confessed a great many things, but the sweetest thing ot all he told her was that he loved her and her only, "You, Joy, you for all these years and I have not known It until tonight I wasn't much of a lover and I haven't been much of a husband, but If you'll forgive mo I'll make It all up to you, dear. Abovo her scintillating black laces, Joy's face shone happily. Her waiting wns over. The good sho bad prayeo for was hero forever. Tact. "Helen," demanded the stern mother, "what aro all theso little stars at tho end of this young man's lotter?" Now, somo girls would havo blushed and admitted they wero kisses, but not Helen. "You see, mamma," sho replied, calmly, "he Is a student ot astronomy, and the llttlo stars Indicate tho posl tlon ot certain planets In tho solar sys tern." Early Habits. "That last speaker," said tho first guest at tho banquet, "was qulto en tertalnlng." "Yes," replied the other, "and he's a self-made man, too." "I can't say, though, that I liked his delivery. It was rather slow." "Oh I naturally. Ho began llfo as a mesBengor boy." Cathollo Standard and Times. The Chance of His Life, "Is Opportunity masculine or femi nine?" "Feminine whon a man marries a rich woman." Sherman jlay & Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON H fjisSBnlBBBBBflBBBBBaBBU !' JB sssssWv? t ' -J tftArftffill Wo know there Is so much real valuo In this Wellington Piano wo'ro soiling- for S27& on easy piumrnttihnt wo'ro willing to lot It bo rs OHW SALESMAN. It will tell It's own story to you in your himo If you'll send us tho coupon. Please semi me mil particulars concerning this unusual Piano ofler. Name Neth & Co. Established 1900 COLLECTORS We Muy and ColUcl Motel, Mortsaict, and Real Citate Contracts. No Collection No Chars. Worcester Dlde., Portland, Ore. WITHOUT ARMY, NAVY, POLICE Utile Nutlnn !, thnn Ilnlf the Sle nt tlrenler .Neir York. They como together like tho teeth ot a dog, da tho frontiers ot France and Spain, nnd between the teeth Is n bone-such n small bono that one won ders why It was not swallowed up long ago, and the name ot the bone Is Andorra. "Tho whole area of this lonely llttlo nation Is something less than hall that ot Greater Now York," says s wrltor In the Metropolitan, "nnd Its entire population does not equal that of one of New York's great office buildings, "For wsnt of a better name tht geographies have called It a republic, but the Andorrnns part ttielr allegi ance carefully In the middle, as thoy do their hnlr, dividing It (the allegi ance, not tho hair), between the pop and the French President "If Tolstoy himself had framed Its government, he could not havo built anything moro nfter his own heart Tho heads of families tho patriarchs of Bcrlpttiro elect representatives who soveral times each year saddle their mules and go riding down to the 400-year-old Parliament Hotiie, where It nrstles cosily In the mountain valley of Andorra la Yleja, to mnke such few and simple laws ns tho well-being of nouo Is neodod. "Bo slight nre the expenrrs of gov ernment In Andorra, ror all told thore are but four salaried officials, thnt n small poll tax on goats and sheep amply moots them all. There Is no army, even of the smallest tor who Is there to fight? There nre no pollen "When I wns In Andorra." the writ er says, "the prison there Is but one wns used ns a poultry house, Then Is no fire department, for the houses are all or atono. There Is no coinage, for the people pay In kind, No postal system Is there either, ror when an Andorran writes a letter, which rarely happens, he entrusts It to some ac commodating person who la going over the border Into Frnnre or Spain," III Choir. Judge You aro privileged to chal lenge any member ot the jury being Impaneled. "Well, then, yer honor, Ol'll tolght the shmnll mou wit! wnn eye, in the corner, thero terninst yex." Metropol itan Magazine, Mutual Fear. Blncoe Why didn't Kaunfettte raise a fuss whon bo found tho grocer bad sold blm bad eggs? 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The truth or the mattor was that Foxy Grandpa bad no chance to dyo his hair In tho hos pital. Bo when he got out ho mndo tho most ot thu mattor with tho first person hu met, nnd becamo so fa mous that ho was appointed ono of tho king's physicians and died rich, and his name, llko tho prisoner of Chilian, buenmn a household word. Now York Press, To Ureal' In New Shot. Alwarikoln Allen' foot. Kate, a powder. It hum hoi, iw.'Mlnr, artilur, awollcn leet t. iirws tHirtia. liwruwinsi lull ami bunloni. At tllitrtiggUii ami ilum (terra, Sta. limn accent myniUiliiiie. Kniiloinllmi,:K. Addrue All.ii S.uimttcd, loilor.H. V. A Frlond In Need. Algtc I soy, Fred, You'ro aw a fwlend or mine, aren't you? Fred Buro. Alglo Thon bo a good tellow nnd aw help mo nut I'd llko to havo that pwotty cousin ot youahs learn nil about my aw good points, donchor know. ' Frod I am holplng you, old chap, I argued utth hor tor two hours yes. torday trying to convince her thnt you. weren't as big a tool ns you look. 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