E BY Speaker Commends Work of tho Sixty-First Congress. Don. Smith 8nys Uncle Same la Not Prcparod for War How Con gress Aided Morse Dolly Madison' Home. Washington. On tho day congross idiourncd Bncnkor Cannon Issuod Btntcmont covorlng tho work of tho ulxty-first session, which ho says was tho best ho has known In his 8G yours experience. Incidentally "Undo Joo" eatd ho expects to return next Do- comber nnd will placo his fata ns cpoakcr In tho hands of his party. "I do not think tho work of a con Kress should bo measured by tho vol umo of business, but by tho character of tho legislation nnd tho caro taken in Its consideration," ho said. "Mean ureit by that standard, tho Blxty-flrst congress will tnko a high placo In tho record of legislation. Thoro havo been, liowovor, moro than 0,000 of tho 27,000 bills consldorod and reported from committees and about 300 public laws enacted In this session, as against 400 publlo laws for tho ontlro slxtloth congress. I can commend tho entlro membership of tho house for Industry nnd Intolllgonco In thotr lcglslatlvo 'work of tills session." Continuing, tho speaker said: "In my Judgment, tho two sosslons of tho sixty-first congress havo nc- compllshod moro and dono bottor work tbnn any other congress of which havo boon a member. It has raroly occurred that n congress enacting n now tariff law has accomplished much else savo handling tho appropriations for tho government This congress has not only rovliod tho tariff, with out disturbing business, but It has on- nctcd Important legislation, nmondlng tho Intoratato Commcrco law, making that law moro offoctlvo, giving tho In tcrstato Commcrco groator powor nnd creating n court of commorco, nnd 'this without sarlously nffoctlng Uio Itiuslness of tho railroads or chucking rtholr Incroaso of rages to thotr em- tployos. This seems to mo to moot ftlio doflnltton of statesmanship In log' Halation. "This congross has nlso enacted n Speaker Cannon. postnl saving bank law, which Is nn entirely now legislation, blniliig n now 'trail In lawmaking In this country. 'That law Is not on tho stntuto books 'by means of hurried enactment. "Aftor tho houso had prepared n itantntlvo bill, n Ilopubllcan caucus vrna call oil to consider It, and after 'three long sessions n bill was agreed upon which rocolvod tho majority voto iln tho house, nnd tho sennto nlso no- copied that bill without amendment "In my Judgment this Is tho best II ilustrntlon of party legislation wo havo Iiad In many years, nnd It fully Just! Iflos tho necessity for pnrty notion In a groat legislative body. If thoro had not boon party solidarity on this bill thero would havo been no legislation crontlng postal savings banks," Tliu speaker detailed other legislation which had boon enacted. "Tho appropriations," ho said, "have tocn Inrgo, but not noorly as largo ns demanded by tho people who wore agi tating over tho development of tho various departments of tho govern incut, INTEREST IN HISTORIC HOUSE, A great doal of Interest centers Just now nround what Is called "tho Dolly Madison houso," which Is ono of the historic spots In Washington. This houso stands at the corner of II stroot nnd Madison placo, near tho Ilolasco thoator, which Is built on tho ground whoro Secretary Seward llvod during the war, and whoro ho came near re- Gen. Smith's ORlcors of tho army nnd navy who Are in Washington woro much Inter ested by tho Interviow recently at tributed to Ilrlg.-aon. Jacob II. Smith, retired porhaps better known us "Hell Itoarlng Jnko" Who has Just re turned from n tour of tho world, In which bo declared that tho Unltod States Is wholly unpropared for war. He was discussing tho possibility of A clash with Japan, "I bellevo thero Is llttlo probability of troublo," he said, "but If It comos our nrmy Is wholly unprepared and our navy Is by no moans roady. I bopo to heaven such a war nuvor Is etartod. I am ono of thoso soldlors who doesn't wnnt war. Dut I bollovo (ho bost way to prevent war is to bo propnd. "Now, how nbout our armyt Tho peoplo will not lot us have enough soldlors to bo of nuy use, Tho Japa poso would eolio tho Phlllpplnos and Sandwich Islands beforo wo could say 'Jack Iloblnson.' Wo haven't enough pt an nrmy to hold these Island and PRA1S GANNON cclvlng his mortal wound on tho night that Lincoln was assassinated. It was In this quaint old house that Dolly Madison, tho widow of tho fourth president, lived and hold court for n ' number of years as tho social queen of tho National Capital. It Is said that her homo was a fair rival for tho Will to House, for she was oxtrcmoly popular, always ngrecablo, and was llkod by tho young as well as tho old. Tho houso was built In 1S25 by Richard Cutts, Mrs. Madison's brother-in-law. It camo Into tho former presi dent's hand tho year beforo his death, and ho In turn boquoathod It to his widow, Dolly. x In 1837 congress appropriated $30, 000 with which It purchasod Madison's diary, and with this money Mrs, Madi son was enabled to tako up her rosl denco In hor city homo. Washington was alf-ays attrtictlvo to hor, and sho was glad to got back. Her return was a renewal In prlvato Ufa of nil hor so cial triumphs. Hor parlors woro nl ways thronged, nnd sho ontortatned practically up to tho tlmo of her doath In 1840. Aftor her death tho homo was sold to Admiral Wilkes, who occupied tho houso until tho civil wnr. During tho second yoar of tho wnr (Jen, McClollan used tho houso as his headquarters, and Its parlors then woro tho scenes of great military and naval social func tions. MORBE AND THE TELEGRAPH, Hero Is n story of tho establishment of tho first tolcgrnph lino nnd tho clr- cumstanccs surrounding Mr. Morso's efforts to got congross to appropriate money for tho construction, as told by Sonntor Ilnlloy, of Texas, In tho sonato, Senator Jossph W. Ballsy. It Is romarkablo now to road tht story In nil Its baldness, nnd yot It I absolutely tmo, nnd ono Is fairly startled to think of what might have happonod If Mnrso had become n llttlo bit discouraged nnd failed to go on with his wonderful lnvontlnn. Bonator Dalloy said that Invontor Morso had nppoaled to congress for nn appropria tion of $40,000 for tho construction of a telegraph lino betwoon Daltlmoie nnd Washington. Tho bill was !tro ducod In tho sonato, nnd passed that body near the closing hours of tho ses sion. After Its passage In tho senate Mr. Morso hurried over to tho houso, and, approaching tho doorkeeper, said: "Will you tell mo who Is tho kindest hearted man In the houso T" "fluro," said tho doorkoopor; "Mr. Carruthora, of Teunosseo," Mr. Cnrruthers was called out, the matter was presented to him by Mr, Morso, and together they went down to tho basement of tho Capitol, where n miniature plant had boon Installed for n practical demonstration. Mr. Morso wont to ono table whoro there was nn Instrument, nnd sont a mes sage dlctnted by Mr. Carnithers to nn assistant nt another table, who ro- colved It nnd transmitted tho same message bnck to tho first tablo. Mr. Carruthora was satisfied, tho bill pass od the house, nnd In duo courso of tlmo the lino was constmctod connoct Ing tho two cities. "And It was n atrnnge coincidence," said Senator Ilnlloy, "that tho first message sont over tho lino from Haiti moro was ono announcing tho nomlnn tlon of James K. I 'oik, who had boon Mr, Carruthora's opponent for the presidency," Rhodesia Diamond Industry. Now lire appears to hnvo come ngnln Into the diamond Industry nt Illotfontteln, Ithodesln, on the Vry-burg-Kurumnn border. Only recently 38 carats of diamonds wore taken out of n emnll halo of 16 feet square by 0 feet deep. Tho diamonds are of fairly good quality, nnd were sold for 1775. The parcel consisted of about tlfty diamonds, tho largest of which weighed seven carats. In consequence of the discoveries thero has been a rush of diggers from the Vaal river. The Great I Am. "I thought your wifo forbade you to marry ngal . when she dledT" "So she did, but now I'm Just going to show h r who Is mastor in tho houso, Fllogondo Illaottor, Interview wo havo to send our troops 14,000 miles to got thorn thoro. "As for tho navy, our ships nro all . . . ... . . right, but our -Idea of battle U differ ent from the Japanese Idea. They are as fnnntlcnl ns Moslems nnd bollovo , that every soldier killed In battle goes straight to heaven. Thoy think noth- log of sinking a ship. Tho men would , go to mo uouom Bulging uoaannas. u nn Amor can genorai eacrmcoa JUs men ns tno japanoso commanders slaughtered theirs at Port Arthur thero would not bo n general flftoon minutes. "Thank henvon, thoro Is llttlo prob ability of war. To bo suro, tho peoplo of tho wost coast nro blttor toward Japan, but Japan has hor hands full with Korea and Is In no ilnnuclal con dition to undertako nnothor conflict. Then, too, tho stntosmon of tho two governments nro getting1 to undor stand eaoh other nnd nuy troublo that comos up is suro to bo settlod y diplomacy.'" CROPS FOR DRY FARMINQ. Fall-Sown Grains Generally Best for This Purpose Whcaffls tho great money-making crop of n Inrgo part of the semi-arid West. It is not particularly a drouth- resistant crop, although certain varie ties appear to succeed better than others in'tho dry districts. Tho hard Red Turkey or Russian wheat Is the typo or variety which has proven hard iest and most productive throughout tho Western part of the winter wheat belt. In tho spring wheat states tho standard sorts grown aro Fifo and Blucstcm, which nro nlso hard wheats. Tho' Durum, or Macaroni wheat, is rapidly coming into uso in tho North western states, nnd It appears to bo hardier nnd moro productive than tho ordinary spring wheats. This whent was Introduced from Russia, whoro it has long been grown in n cllmato nnd under conditions similar to thoso of tho western part of tho Northwest states. It Ib decidedly n "dry lnnd farming" crop, and it is tho hope of thoso Into rested in introducing this whent that it may prove successful In districts whero the rainfnll is not sufficient or is too unccrtnin to grow the common whent, nnd thus extend profitable wheat growing still farther west and Into tho seml-nrld lands of the Moun tain states. At present, with tho varieties grown, tho success of tho wheat crop in tho West is moro largely duo to tho fact that tho crop grows during n part of tho year when drouth Is least apt to nrcvnll thnn to tho drouth-rcslstnnt character of tho crop. Dut wheat is n deep feeder nnd n rapid grower. Tho plant draws its food nnd molsturo from n Inrgo volumo of soil nnd is nbio to withstand considerable unfavorable weather conditions: yet tho crop Is often materially Injured nnd tho yield decreased by drouth during almost any period of Its growth. By hot winds nnd unfavorable weather conditions n promising crop may bo destroyed in n few days. Wheat cannot stop growing nnd re main dormant during an unfavorable ticriod of growth, as docs kaflr corn or sorghum, 'I ho grain must llnish its growth nnd mature In about n ccrtnln period, whatever tho conditions for growth may bo. Spring wheat In not woll adapted for growing In Knnsns, but with sufficient moisture to start It In tho fall, nnd with tho usunl spring rnins, wintor whent Is n profitable crop, even in tho western counties of the state, whero tho nnnual rnln fall docs not exceed fifteen to twenty Inches. Howovcr, tho methods of growing tho crop nro crude. Often the West ern farmer plants so many ncres that he is unnblo to farm tho land well, nnd tho result Is n poor crop, If tho season la nt nil unfavorable. Somo farmcro, howovor, aro adopt ing better methods. Enough good farming has boon dono to prove that it pays to cultivate nnd till tho land well. Mr. II. W. Campbell reported remark- able results from practice of his sys tem or culturo on tho Pomoroy model farm. In Graham county, Knnsns, For serovnl years this farm was mnu to produce twico ns much wheat per ncre as tho nvorago crop In tho sur rounding country, with on other treat ment of tho soil except thorough till age nnd cultivation. At the Fort Hays Ilranch experiment station, In hills county, enough has been accomplished, m tho ten seasons since that station wns established, to demonstrate that In tho semi-arid West good farming pays ns well or oven bettor than It does In tho rich furming states of tho Mississippi val ley. Emmer. F.mmer lias proved to bo especially hardy und drouth-rcslstnnt, and in tho Northwestern states this grain has given greater yields per acre than bar ley or oats, liowovor, nt the Fort Hays station, In Western Kansas, em inor has not proved ns hnrdy nnd pro ductlve ns barley nnd oats. As n feed ommor will hardly tnko tho placo of barley nnd oats, but It may bo ground nnd feil in combination with tlieao grains or with corn. Wherever barley or oats produce well emmer Is not nn especially profitable crop to grow, but In thoso coot Ions or the west In which tho grains mentioned cannot bo suc cessfully grown, emmor mny provo to bo n profitable crop. Barley, Barley Is successfully grown In Kan sas farther west thnn any other spring grain. In fact, barley Is produced In larger quantities in the western coun ties of Kansas than in tho central nnd eastern counties. The counties pro ducing tho largest number of bushels In 1900 were as follows: Fawnco, Barton, Ness, Rush, Thomas, Pratt and Hodgman, Each of these counties produced over 150,000 bushels of bar ley in tho year mentioned, Winter Rye. Another crop that grows success fully in western Kansas is winter rye. This crop, however, is not grown as oxtensively as barley, nnd is appar ently n less profitable crop to grow than wheat. Dry Farming Bulletin. Arrests Follow Crash, Birmingham, Ala, Tho first crimi nal action taken as a result of tho fail ure of the cotton firms of Steele, Miller & Company, of Cornlth, Miss., and iVtll lIIJ V WVtSIIl , HIIU Kn,Kht Yttncey & Company, two m0nths ago. resulted in the arrest of J. A McKnlght in this city nnd John M. Miller ,n DeCatur, Ala., members of arm nf o.i ' Mmr a fnmi.anv. Thoy Br0 charged wlth 8enjinK foBod mh of lttdlnff through tho malls. Mo Knlght was released on bonds of $16.- 000. Tho amount Involved In tho fall uro of tho two firms is $8,000,000. Train Robbers Confess. Fairfield, Cal. Carl Dunbar Bishop, of Kansus City, Mo., who, under the name of Charles Dunbar, was arrested hero ns n suspect in connection with tho robbery of tho China and Japan fast mail near Renicin last April 17, has not only confessed hla complicity in that crime, but has also admittted that ho nnd hla partner, Joseph C. Brown, robbed tho postoftlco at Arma da, Cal., last Juno 15. Brown had pre viously confessed the train robbery. DIDN'T WANT EMILY LAWYER WAS SATISFIED HIS RECOMPENSE. WITh Love's Young Dream Long In the Past, and Solid Business Reasons Alone Were All That Made an Effective Appeal. Danlol Webster Horner stood look ing down at the street from a front window of his law offlco In Turners burg, pondorlng. Fifteen minutes be foro n Jury had pronounced ono of tho young Horner's clients not guilty though until tho trial won well under way overyone had supposed tho man would hang. Daniel Webster Horner's oloquence had saved him. Evoryono agreed to that, In tho stroot Horner could soo groups of men ovorywhero, nil talking excitedly, nodding In np- proval, or slinking hands In general congratulation. And Danlol Webster Hornor was their topic. Down tho street fnm tho court- houso n tall ninn with a much bowed body shadowed by n hugo sombroro. camo slinking. Tho crowd turned to wntch him .Terry Mutchln, tho nc cuscd. Dut they welcomed him with mild npprovnl, nothing moro. Mutchln must havo felt this, for ho scarcely looked up to answer their greetings but camo on with wavering steps to Horner's office. A creaking of tho rlckoty stairs. timid knock nt tho door and Mutchln ontorcd. Ho dropped heavily Into chair and for n moment covered his faco with his hands. Whon ho looked up beads of swoat stood otit on hla forohoad and his chin was trombllng. "uan," bo began qunvcrlngly, "you saved me you Just your ploas that moved tho Jury. Everybody knows, old man, that you did It nil. You're horo, Dan, nnd I know It, nnd I'm hero to glvo you nil I hnvo for pay rncnt I I haven't nny monoy. You know that when you took tho caso, But" Mutchln's fingers grlppod tho chair arms In despair and his eyes dls tondod nn ho pnusod nnd gasped for bronth. "But I'm grateful beyond words Dan," ho hurried on. "So I'vo coma to glvo up to you tho most precious possession of my life I moan Em'ly." "Km'lyr tho lawyor repoatod, "What's that?" "Em'ly Em'ly, my wlfol I'll got hor to dlvorco mo nnd marry you." Tho lawyer still npponrod to bo punled. Dan I You dont mean to say you'vo forgottenl" Mutchln crlod "Em'ly you nnd I woro both In lovo with her In high school days, won" Tho lawyor stopped tho spooch with quick gosturo, nnd appeared to bo struggling hard to koop from laugh Ing. "Really, I'vo had a dozen sweot- hoarts slnco then. I couldn't rocall hor on that short notice" It wns Mutchln's turn to look dls- mayod. Thon then why did you do It? Why did you work like a hero to savo mat If It wasn't for tho lovo of Km"y then, for henvon'a sako, why?" "Ix)k nround this room for your answer," tho lawyer replied. "Seo this cracked plastering tho painted floor tho second-hand desk that tin sign creaking Just outside tho window and nobody even looking up to say It ought to be oiled. Your caso wns drnmntlo and suro to got Into tho pa pers that's all. I took It simply bo- cause I had to havo the advertising, You must bo going T Good luck then. Ilo suro to give my respects to Em'ly nnd remember when you go to tho primaries next month that I'm run nlng for county prosocutor." Also Puzxled Qrandpa. Elgnt-ycar-old Oracle confunrtod a company of merry young people by hor Innocent repetitions of something ho had heard hor shocked grandfather sny. Ono of tne company, a young mat.. had been n privileged "friend of tho family" for years, paying mild nnd desultory attentions now to one, now to nnothor of tho four daughters of tho household, Something was said about his long and happy comradeship with tho pleasant girls, for the moment absent upon somo hospttablo orrand, "They'ro all lovely," said tho young man warmly "all as swoot nnd sound as ripe peaches. I like them all so well that I often wonder which ono I llko best." "That's what gtandpa was saying he'd like to find out," camo tho lr, fnntllo bomb. For Cleaning Windows. For cleaning windows and mirrors, thero art several proprietary articles on tno market, but a little soda or kerosene and a little thin starch put ovor tho glass and allowed to dry will give excellent results when rubbed oft and polished with newspaper or cloth that leaves no lint. In very cold weather a llttlo alcohol on a cloth Is effectual. Harper's Bazar. He's Always Right. Lord Northcllffe, who began life as a poor roporter, now owns tho Lon don Times, tho Dally Mall, tho Dally Mirror, tho Evening News, and score or two of British weoklloa and maga- dnes. Lord Northcllffe, ou his last visit to Now York, was royroached because two of hla nowspapora advocated dia metrically opposite views. But the young mtlltoualie Journalist was qulto ready with his detenso, "Are thore not," he said, "two ildes, n right and a wrong, to ovory question! Well, how, without two papers can I be always right?" The Cook Came Back. Mrs, Haskor (who has Just passed through Mrs. Homor's kitchen) How much your cook resembles tho ono you had a year agol Mrs. Homor Resembles I Why, she's tho very same glrL Mrs, Hasker Tho Tory same gtrlT How can that boT Tho other one's narao was "Mary" and I heard you call this ono "Puss." Mrs. Honior Oh, we call hor "Puss lust because sho came back. TWOORESS AND INDUSTItx. Old ago Insurance Is compulsory in Germany. Musk Importations In 1908 amounted to over $80,000. Tho silk of tho spider Is lighter and stronger than that secured from tho silkworm. Lavender and roso perfumes are credited with tho vlrtuo of being ail-crobc-klllcrs. Four and a half million gross boxes of matches aro used In London in a year. Traveling cranes aro now equipped with scales, so tho load may be weigh ed In transit. Thero nro about 3,000 weddings ev ery twenty-four hours, taking tho on tiro world Into consideration. Tho natives of Korea carry visiting cards which measuro about twelvo Inches square, and when their uso U required thoy aro merely shown. Tho Farthing CJazotto, probably tho, cheapest dally newspaper In existence has been started In Moscow, and has already a considerable circulation, Whllo two police woro set nsldo o guard tho Bank of England, and two the stock exchango, nlna woro omploy cd to look after tho Ueckton gas work-i During 1003 tho automobile cxpoit business of France, United States, Uni ted Kingdom, Italy and Germany, ta flo leading countries engaged In tholr manufacture and sale, aggregated moro than $15,000,000, against $9,000, 000 In 1002, a growth of 400 per cent, Automobllo exports from tho four for eign countries named, taken as whole, Increased from $8,000,000 to $39,000,000, a gain of 38S per cent, while thoso from tho United States In creased from $1,000,000 to $5,000,000, a gain of 450 per cent. FASHION HINTS A very attractive drcn for a younggltl li made tunic faihlon of dark blue Kafili, with I'ertlan llanili as trimming. The underileevci are of dctp ecru net, finely tucktd. WOULDN'T STAND FOR XT, When It Cniiio to Tnkluir lite Mtil- Inn'a Medicine, Iliirom Itvlirlletl. Abdul Hamld, ex-Sultan of Turkey, is certainly a miserable old man. To cap the climax of nil his woes It Is stated that ho has been deserted by hl beloved and, up to recently, devoted harem. Wouldn't that make nny Turk Just a llttlo bit disgusted with life In general, especially a man who has al ways been famed for tho beauty of the ladles who reigned over his heart and home! According to La Turqule, the ex-Sultan was In such fear of being poisoned that all food or drink which ho took had previously to bo tasted by soma member of his entourage, Re cently ho decided to make similar reg ulations with regard to the medicine prescribed for him by his medical at tendants. The result was that the women of the harem were called upon to swallow nausoous drugs and potions, a regimen which soon told upon their health. In order to save themselves furthor ex- ne felt the nrat Jau of ,he .keoter porlenccs of the kind they decided to ! Burgtcli ,clssors Oeorge started to desert the ex-Commander of the Faith- kiock tno BquBtter off his nasal terrl ful, which they did at tho dead of tory, Dut ne restrained hta hand, for night, so as to "avoid painful parting that instant bo romembored that he scenes with the prisoner." From an Incident nt Frankfort-on- Main, Germany, It would appear that aftor tho dispersal of the ex-Sultan's harem somo of tho women were fas cinated by tho footlights of the vaude ville stage. Tho chief attraction at a Frankfort music ball has been eight genuine odalisques from Abdul Hamld's harem," who appeared under the charge of two eunuchs. A member of the audience discovered that one of the women spoke Oerman with a pure Berlin accent He com plained to the police, who proceeded to the hotel whero the party stayed to In- estlgnto the supposed fraud. The Turkish consul, being called, declared that the passports proved that seven of tho members of the troupe were actually women of the harem. The eighth alleged odalisque, who hailed ftom Berlin, fell on her knees and Im plored the consul's protection, declaim ing that she had been kidnaped by the two Turks In charge of the troupe. llulley lla -Ctinnueil, Senator Joseph W. Bailey, the fa mous Texas Democrat, has changed a lot recently For ten years after h went to Washington he always wore broad-brimmed black hat, a "Prince Albert" coat and displayed a broad expanse of white shirt front. He boasted that ho never owned a silk bat or a dress suit. Now, however, he wears a black derby, gray sack coat and fancy neck tie and looks more llko a prosperous merchant than a southern politician. He even wears a silk hat on occasions. Kept It Several Week. Cynlcus It is impossible for a wo man to keep n secret. Henpekke I don't know about that My wife and I were engaged for sev eral weeks before she said anything to me nbout It. Editor I nm obliged to decline your poem with thanks 1 am very sorry, but Poet But what? Editor The management Insists upon my declining all poems that way Sorrowful Face Due to Other Troubles MEW YORK. A small, quiet, but Bor- 11 rowful If not disgusted looking man sat by tho sldo of n mcdlum slzed automobile thnt was drawn out of the road as a large touring car camo along, driven by n man with an Inter rogatory aspect. The man In tho touring car had seen that auto every tlmo ho passed that day, so ho slowed up and leaned over: "How long havo you been horor "Several hours." "Can't you find out what tho mat ter Is!" "No." "Inlet valvo all right?" "Yes." "Troublo with spark plug?" "Think noL" "How nro your battorlos?" "O. K." "Havon't got a short circuit, hnvo MaT" "Oh, no." "How's your commutator?" "Great" How a Bride's Roses Led Her to Tears KAN8A8 CITY, MO. When Wllllo Boy got married ho bought his wife flowers, of courso. And after tho wedding Mr. Wllllo Boy naturally de cided to proscrvo tho flowers to look at for nil tlmo by pickling them In alcohol. Thnt was nil right It didn't cost much, Just $2 or $3 but thero was a 700-mllo trip boforo Mr. and Mrs. Willie Boy got homo. At first thoy decided they'd pack the troasuro In tho brass Jardiniere Art" sent nnd bring It homo In tho bottom of ono of tho trunks. Thon Emallne that's hor first name re membered that among other things It might ezplodo and ruin hor perfectly irood roso-colorod dress that "Doc" wont crazy over beforo sho was mar ried, and that thoro was n 2C-tnch wil low plumo In tho samo trunk, not to speak of a protty coat, n lavendor gown, n fow more hats, a couple of hundred doodads or somo more clothes. So the natural consoquenco camo, Wllllo Boy carrlod tho remains. Mosquito Gets Credit for a Runaway -37 C CANT 'MNOjJlJPI N EW YORK. A mosquito which ap parently wns a cross of the famous or notorious famllloa of Jersey well borers nnd Staten Island rock-drillors, saw George Oordou's nose, buzzed a little song about "Oh, for a pasture new!" nnd awopt down upon the noso. The nose nnd Georgo wero nt that moment behind a borso that George was driving, Now, Gordon had had all he could do to manage that skittish steed be- noeded both hands to handle tho frac tious horse. And thoro was Ooorge In a dilemma equal to that ancient one that con cerned a devil and a deep sea. If be didn't knock that mosquito off his nose he'd lose his Ufa blood, but If he took a band from the reins to deliver Eat Muskrat, Maybe; Farm in Chicago CHICAGO. "Loin of Chicago Grown Muskrat with Bullrush Sauce." Bills of fare In Chicago restaurants will, carry the foregoing item as a "special, fresh today" entree It the plans of three pioneer "muskrat fann ers" culminate in success. The first muskrat farm has been started. Its products are to be food nnd fur. Its market will bo Chicago, ns a beginning nt least, but success may broaden Its scope. Mark Gelder, loan merchant 1731 South State street; Jack Eck, painter, 348 Twenty sixth street and John Horan, Willow Springs, are the proprietors of the farm. Its location Is in the "Sag" In the towns of Worth and Palos, 20 miles southwest of Chicago. It com prises 190 acres, is more than a mile long and consists of the fairest stretch of swamps and shallow, little lakes to be found In this soctlon of Use coun try. It already has a large muskrat population. The birth of the farm came when Gelder signed a lease for the land With Mrs, Catherine Rawllngs, Us owner, for a term of IS years, start ing on April 16, at a rental of $200 a year In advance. The farm may figure as a worthy champion In the fight against the ilgh eost of living. Secretary of Agricul ture WUeoa recently reoommeaded Uut neat of snaakraU u a food. He VFTJL UiV A "Perhaps your worm gear la. clogged." "No! all clear." "Got any gasollno In your tank?" "Plenty." "How about your circulation? Cyltn dcr Isn't bound. Is It?" "No, sir." "Tires seem all right?" "Nevor bettor." "Wol, maybe your vibrator Isn't ad Justed." "That's all right" "Havo you looked nt your enrburo tor?" "Yes." "How nbout tho enm shnft?" "Orand." - "Have you tightened your connect Ing rods, examined your clutches and gone over the differentials?" "Yes, yes." Tho man In tho touring car paused n moment and then, looking nt tho stranger by the roadsldo, said at last: "What's tho matter with that machine of yours?" "There Isn't anything tho matter with this machlno; but slnco noon my wife has been In that house over thero kissing hor slstor's first baby good-by. Whon sho gets through, It you are not moro tbnn a thousand miles away and will Icavo our address, I will tele graph or cable tho glad news." Tho Pullman was hot nnd Wllllo Boy thought of tho explosion. No use leaving tho Jnr out on tho vestlbuto. It might break thero. Ho wonted to stay In the Pullman, but ho couldn't Ho hnd to stay outsldo and hold tho pickled roues. Night came and Wllllo Boy wns sleepy, He wont to bed, but ho didn't sleep; ho was too busy hang ing tho roses out of tho window to keep the nlcohol cool. Kansas City came, nnd then home, Emallno wnlked Into tho houso nnd Wllllo Boy followed with tho pickled onco-wcro roses. "Whnt'll wo do with 'omT ho naked. "Why, put thorn In tho attic, or courso," Emallne answered. Wllllo Boy hadn't been married very long and ho wasn't Independent Still there surgod Into his face tho blood of bnttlo and his volco splut tored as ho sjiokn. "A-at tlo?" ho asked. "Will wet We won't I carried those things 700 miles, nnd If they'ro worth enrrytnr that far they'ro wcrth looking nt even If I don't think they amount to much. Attle nothing. Mantel, that's where they'ro going, understand mantel. Hear me?" And that's tho reason Emallno cried tho first day she, had got to hor new home. that knockout swing awny would so uls bad-tempered horse I Gordon shook his bead violently and blew his breath toward the mos quito to dislodge It. but nil to no pur poao. Tho Insect held on nnd Just bored and bored. Gordon gritted bin teeth nnd rvroembered the story he hnd read In school about tho Spartan. But what was a mere fox gnawing at a boy's vitals to a real, war-slzo Jersey mosquito sinking an artesian well In a man's nose I George could stand It no longor. Up went one hand In a savage sweep. It missed the mosquito. Forgetting alt exoept his desire for vengeance. George swung with the other hand. And as the skeeter buzzed 'Ha, bal the horse, freed from control, bolted. Perhaps the wind created by the speed blow the mosquito off Gordon's noso. At any rate the pest vanished. Just as Oordon grabbed the reins and started to saw on the bit n wheel struck n stone nnd out he shot He landed bruited and stunned at the sldo of tho road. Dr. Frederick T. Wltte, who was passing In his auto, got out revived; Oordon and took him home In his ma chlno. Wiien they arrived at the Oor don domicile, lol there was the runa way horse standing quietly at the sta ble door emphasized Its cheapness and tta good qualities, Including flavor ana nutritious value Tho farm may en able many people to follow his advice. The three owners will be the only trappers on the land. They will pre vent poaching and will guard the rata carefully that they may multiply aa rapidly aa posslbld. In the fall they will trap, and after tho pelts of the victims have been cured and sold the meat will be taken to tho market "Our first Idea was Just to trap for the furs," said Gelder, "but knowing muskrats were good to eat we decided to Investigate conditions and try to promoto muskrats as a popular article, of diet We havo strong hopes of suc cess, for a trial will convince people that the meat of the muskrat Is good." The farm will bo used also by mem bers of the Sag Gun club of Worth, lit, as a hunting and fishing preserve. The swamps embraced In the farm are noted for duck hunting and fishing and have been a popular rendezvous tor sportsmen of the neighborhood and of Chicago, but their pleasure baa ended with tho conception of the muskrat farm. Last Call. "I shall never enter your office again for the purpose of trying to col lect this bill," declared the weary col lector as he turned to go. , "Oh, thank you, my friend 1" ex claimed Slopay, Joyfully, J "You needn't thank me," curtly rJ Joined the collector, "Hereafter f shaU stand on tho sidewalk In front of your home and call your attention and that of your neighbors to tae bill through a megaphone