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Where's that Pig?
If there Is a pig left In any comer of the
Northwest we want It. We want aa much
dresicd pork as re can possibly tret We will
pay aa follow! for produce. We nerer take
off commission. Ship by express:
Dressed Fork 12Ue
Dressed Veal , 10a
rrcsh sees ,. 2Sc
Live Chickens Hons............ 17c
Sptlne Chickans 20a
Address all shipments,
mANIC U SMITH MEAT CO.
"nehtinjr tho ncef Trust"
Check (or the Coinmuiiltm Tnlile.
Tho author of "Tho Sabbath in Purl'
tan Now England" mentions a custom
which provnllod In several Now Eng
land churches thnt mado It tho duty
of the deacons to wnlk up and down
the aisles of tho church at the close ot
each servlco and deliver to every per
son who In their Judgment was fitted
to communo a metal check, which en
titled Jilm at tho next celebration of
me Lord a supper to Join In tho sacred
ordinance. On tho communion Sab'
bath it was tho deacons' duty to bco
that every ono who presented himself
nt the Lord's table had this check and
to collect It from tho communicant be
foro passing to htm the bread and
All to Do Over Aernln,
It Is nn open question it tho old fish
erroan In tho following story over got
tho right answer to tho problem that
was pu ril I Hi his head. A wrltor in
Everybody's Magazine, nt least, leaves
one In doubt on that score. Tho rlddlo
was this! "It a herring and a halt
costs a penny and a half, bow many
herrings can you buy for a shilling?
The old fliherman bad worked on It
for loino time.
"What did you say the mackerel
and a halt coitT" ho asked at last.
"I didn't say mackorel; I said her
ring," explained tho skipper.
"Ob, that's different," said tho other.
"I've been figuring on niackeroL"
Tli Old Iloea Itnom.
Atvln Adams when tho express busi
ness was In Its Infancy had an offlco
and two hones In Now York city.
Ono ot those horses was a fine, fait
animal, and tho othor an old, broken
down nag. Packages that wero to bo
delivered Immediately ho sont out be
hind tho fait bono. Of goods that
didn't bars to bo rushed ho would
say, "Leave them for tho old boil."
In every oxprris offlco to this day
there Is an "old host" room, whero un
delivered and unclaimed packages are
Rob Dtntlttt of Qold Loaf.
"Pennyweighters," as tho dotootlves
call thorn, havo bocn busy In Washing
ton during the last few days. Eleven
dentliti' offices havo boon enterod and
robbed of gold leaf and platinum to
tho value qf about 1300.
ITCH CAN BE CURED
In a ahort time by using
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Strictly up-to-date In every stylo and
loamon, write lor terms.
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First elaae work al
ami perfecUy Attui
t laajea aa low aa
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Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore.
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CUT RATES IK
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Silver Fllllnaa 90c
I OoU PillinKt . .75c
'UK.Oi!1 Crowna tj
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Palnleaa Methods and our perfected otlice equip
mnt utm ui tlmalod TQUr money.
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Freak. EKtUUkea la PonUnl 10 jews, Opta ctcuum
eatll I sj4 Sur ri astfl UilO. lor people wto vera.
P N U
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Alisky Building, Portland, Ore.
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At a London board school the teacn
cr had explained to tho children thi
meaning of tho word "ability." "Now,
children," sho went on, "what word
would express tho opposite to ability?'
A sharp faced llttlo boy at tbo end
ot tho end form bobbed up his head
and exclaimed, "Please, teacher, nobil-
Ityl" Work and Piny.
JVenr Ita ilnnl At fine.
Mr. Dorklns Maria, I think I can
make this dining table last a while
longer by replacing a few of tho top
boards with new ones.
Mrs. Dorklns Well, go ahead and
patch tho top of tho old thing Up It you
think you can. but I want you to un
dcrstand that It's on Its Inst legs.
"I have suffered with nllci for Uilrtv
Ix yenrfl. One year ago last April I be.
Sin talcing CascureU for constlpuUoii. In
ic course of a week I noticed the pilet
begnn to dlsapticar and at the end of six
weeks they did not trouble tuc at all.
Cnscnrct have done wonders for me. I
in entirely cured and feel liko a new
man." George Kryticr, napoleon, o.
I'lnuanU Palatable. IWnL Taste Omi.
I)o Uooil. Never Mlcken, Weaken or Orlpe.
10c. Htc tOc. Never toll In bulk. The cert.
Ulne tablet etamped C C C Guaranteed U
cure or your money leick.
The coatlces man puts a careless arm
'Hound the waist of tho hallcss airl,
While over the dustlets, mudlcss roadi
In a horseless wagon they whirl.
Llks a Icadless bullet from hammerla
Ily smokeless powder driven,
They fly to taste tho speechless Joys
Ily endless union Riven.
The only luncheon his colnless purs
Affords to them the means
Is a tasteless meal of boneless cod,
With a dish of stringiest beans.
He smokes his old tobaccoltss pipe,
And laughs a mirthless laugh
When papa tries to coax bar back
Ily wireless telegraph.
Th. Amblauous Cook.
Mr. DcAytker Did your cook loavt
nn aeeoiint of tho extra 16 cents
wook Uiat tbo Itaxor woman offered
Mra Vnn llnlmor I can't toll: tho
said sho was going to leavo bocauss
aim wntiinl tha clmnno. and I don t
know whothor sho meant tho uionoy
or tbo now placo.
Mack to MHtnre,
"Yes, I am a milliner."
'Trim hats, chT Maybo you can
plcl: up tomo Ideas out bar In tbo
"I havo already learned much. I
had always supposed that tho bloo
soma wero wired to tbo bushes."
ICansat City Journal.
Lessons From tho Pulpit.
Mnnhntuin ConErogutlonal church
Maw York, of which UoY. Dr. Henry A.
Btlmaon Is pastor, boa boon holding
n anriea of "ClV 0 SOrYICOS. II10B0 00-
ing addressed by publicists ana ox
ports In municipal development
Not Appalled by Pluuree,
Btage Manager Do you know, my
dear sir, that not more than on play
In fifty Is a successT
Ambitious Author Yes, sir, but that
doesn't scare me. This play Is ono ot
liii snwiiiiaia neeu tare
EYE REMEDY Y will uv. it
tlquld Fonn 29c, OOo. talis Tubti, 28e, II.0&
PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO.
of lortland, Orraon
TURNISflCS HELP TREE
Ualn office, II North Second flu Main WTO; A 1401
Lad ire IfepU Httli Norrtan BU Main lot!; A tH
Phone or wlru order at our eipenta.
ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER
aro qu ckly relieved by Wyatt's Alhrna
utnieay, uuaranteeu or money rorunci
cd. Ask your druKtriat or send six
cvnu postajjo ror freo sample to
J. C. WYATf, Drusitl!.
Union Painless Dentists
Pull Bet of Teeth. . .. . $3.00
tlrldze Work or Teeth without Platn S3 50 to SS
Gold Crowna SJ.50 to S5.00
l'melata Crowna 13. SO to SVUO
Oold or Porcelain FlUlnire,,,, St.OOUo
Silver t llUngi , 30c to SI. 00
Ueet Plata Made 17.50
No charree lor ralnleaa bxtractins when other
work la done, li year guarantee with au work.
Hours. a. m. to 8 p. m. ZZlti MorrUon Street
DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES
NATIONAL MEDICINE CO.. LTD,
22Vt Shelley Bile Morrison St.,
Koonul and 4, Portland, Or.
1. APPENDICITIS KEMEDV.
The ouly keova cure lor ApMndiuilU without
iLe eld ot I he halle. 01,.. liauvdUre rtli.t
Midffecie a peruauenb cure U a .horl tlu-e.
6.' "SPECIAL" REMEDY.
ror W omen's Allmeot. Tumor, of the Hoe.
el.. Al DlnUtes. Kidney sad UUdJ.r Truu.
't hu hew notentlfla Work le a home treatment,
Write or call and we will esideio. K lernal
ALL BACKED AWAY TOGETHER
Woman Creates Much Excitement at
Railroad 8tatlon by Accusing Man
of Stealing Her Ticket.
A nhort woman, wearing a whlto
shirtwaist and a hat with throo apples
on it, grabbod by tho nock a chunky
young man who hold n ticket In his
right hand In tho waiting room of tho
Lackawanna railroad station In Ho-
bokon nt 5:30 o'clock yesterday after
noon and screamed, "Glvo mo my
"Gug-gug-gug," gasped tho gagged
stranger, as ho struggled to release
Tho station cop wont to tho mnn'a
rescue and gontly Inquired what tho
rumpus was atl about
"He's got my ticket," said tho worn
"I haven't," growled tho man.
paid for It and It's mlno."
"Well. It looks liko mlno," cxplalnod
tho woman. "It's tho samo shape and
color. I put It In my bag, which
placod on tho sont, and 1 saw him
walk nwny from It."
."Why don't you look In your bng
and mnko suro?" suggested tho cop
Tho woman took n pock nnd found
"Men shouldn't carry tholr ticket
In their hands," said tho policeman,
ns ho backed away from tho backing
woman and backing man.
There had boon a llttlo qunrrol attor
"And Just look at my protty linen
collar," sobbod Uio young wlfo; "tho
tears havo trickled down and wilted
It out of shapo. You haven't a bit of
"Indood I havo," laughod tho bin
husband; "I'm going to fix things up."
"Why, tho next time I go downtown
I am going to buy you a waterproof
The Real Robber.
Thoy wero looking ovor tho best six
"Ah, this fiction Is right up to dato,"
romarkod dunnor, as ho looked ovor
the titles. "Hero Is n novo! caltod
'Tbo Robbery In tho Paris Taxlcab.'"
"li'hl" ejaculated Quyor. "Doos It
mention tho nnmo of the robborT"
"No, I guosa It was tho taxi
For dunnor had boon to Parlo and
Wnow somothlng about tho tnxlcabs.
In His Lint.
"And now, Norn," said tho ono who
had ongnged n now cook, "I roqulro all
onions to bo pooled undor wntor."
"All onions poolod under wathorl
echoed Nora. "Bhuro, awn 0111 slnd
mo brother Larry aroun'. Ho will
ult yox botthor."
"Your brothor LnrryT"
"Yls, mum; ho waa cook on n sub
ninrlno boat In.th' English navy."
His Hobo Name.
"What Is your nnmoT" Inquired tho
klnd-hcnrtod woman, ns sho handod
tho Intellectual looking tramp a largo
pleco of hor best Jelly cako.
"Me real namo, ma'am," tho man
replied betwoen his eager bites, "Is
known only to th' forgotten past; but
over slnco me gal turned mo down an1
tier ol' man turned mo out I'vo wont
by th' namo of 'das.' "
Convalescont Patient I owo my life
to my physician nnd when bo cornea
I am going to toll him so.
Frlond Hotter wait until aomo otb
0. P. Why soT
Friend Well, ho Is out cotlectlnt.
nil that Is owing to him today, and be
might tako It
Rill Do you know that a watcn
ticks 167,080,000 times Ir. a year, and
tho wheols trncel 3,6584 miles?
Jill No, do youT
"Certainly 1 do."
"I don't see how you can prove It,
You nuvor carried a watch a whole
year that I know of." Yonkors States
Tom How la It old man Qlltwooa
turned you down when you asked for
tila daughter's band?
Dick Why, that'a what 1 get for
proposing by letter. Instead of wri
ting, 'Darling, I will support you on
savings, an 'h' slipped In on my type
writer, and It read, 'Darling, I wlllaup-
nort you on shavings.' "
Mahogany and Cedar In Ashantl.
It la estimated that the gold coast
and Ashantl could supply 60,843 logs
of mahogany and cedar a year If the
Internal communication wero hotter.
With mechanical haulage, such as
traction engines and light tramways,
tbo output could be Increased to some
260,000 logs per annum without deple
ting tho natural reserves.
Making Himself Solid.
Tom So your proposal to tho prett
girl In the park waa a flat failure T
Some ono cut you out
Dick Yes, they bad cut me out with
a chisel. I was so busy proposing I
didn't notice that I was sitting on a
freshly comented wall and the blamed
Sounded Qrand, Out
Stubb I thought you told me Bluff-
wood had a suit for every day In the
week. He has only one suit to bla
Penn Well, doesn't bo wear that
very day In the woekT
The Lone Exception.
Gunner Tho world hasn't any uso
Guyer I don't know about that It
doesn't object to opportunity and sbe'a
a great knocker.
"Why do you call this poem The
It always comeo back,"
Cleaning the Henhouse,
If you wish to rid your honhonses
ot llco and mltca now Is tho tlmo to
Clean them porfoctly, whltowash tho
sldca and roosts, removo all litter from
tho nests and whltowash them out-
sldo nnd In. Take out all droppings
and litter on tho floor and sprlnklo
ashes over tho floor ovory fow days.
Fumlgato tho houso onco or twlco a
weok with sulphur or tobacco smoko.
Mnko a war on tho Insects for the
,noxt two months, and you will not bo
troublod much with thorn during sum
mer. CASTOR I A
Tor Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Havo Always Bought
Aeroplane Made Comfortable.
Aeroplantng Is to bo made com
fortablo. Honrl Doutsch of Paris,
whoso prizes did so much tor tho ad
vancement of aviation In Its early
days, Is having an norocab built for
his own uso. Tho aeroplane Is of the
Wright typo, but n llttlo cab of
baskctwork Is bolng mado to shelter
tho drlror and bis pnsBongor from rain
AttfTUref Inir n ltrnann.
Corklns I don't know how I do It
but I can always tell what time of day
It is without looking at a watch or
McStab To bo sure. Nature always
confers instinct upon creatures that
lack tht hUher faculties.
Mothers will nnd lira. WlmWe Boothtnt
Brtup ilia best remedr to un lot tholr diUdraa
(utlpf til tetthluc period,
"This is your birthday, lsnt It
"How old are your
"Well, I'm going to give you a kiss
for ovcry year of your life."
"Why, Dlckl Dink 1 I may as
woll confess to you that I am really
Mrs. Drown I used to bo so fond of
fiction before I waa married. Mrs.
Rinlth And don't you rend much nowT
Mrs. Drown No; nfter tho tnlca my
husband tolls mo about why ho Is Into
getting homo merely printed fiction
teems so tamn nnd unlmaglnatlvo.
ned, 'Weak, Very, Watery Krea.
Rllavd Ily Murlno Kyo Itrmedy. Try
Murine For Your ICyt Troubles. You Will
I.Ike Murine. It Hoodies. Wo at Your
Druaalsta. Write For Kyo Hooka. Frta.
Murine Kyo Hemcdy Co.. Chicago.
"Aro you ready to lire on my In
comoT" ho asked soltly,
Sho lookod up into Ms faco trust
"Cortalnly, dcarcat," tbo answered,
"It you get another one for your-
self." New York Journal.
What the Wild Waives Heard.
"You're looking- blue," remarked the
lobattr. "What's the matterr
"I have Just heard," the oyster an
swored, "that there are such thlnss as
"What's the dlfferencer rejoined the
ether. "There are human lobsters, to,
but X don't let that worry me a cent'
worth, Chicago Tribune.
You Can Gel Allen's foot-Caia fRCC.
. Write Allen H. Olmitpd. U lloy, N. Y for a
Ires samnla ol Allen's V.mt.K.n It ,
matins, iiuiewmirn, aeumfirei. 11 maaea
ijewot 'llslit shoes eaty, A certain cure lor
nun., uiqiunuiK uaiis aim uumuiis, Aliurug.
UmetUu Uq, Don't accept any substlluw,
The Durnlng Question.
Venus waa rising from tho sea.
"Great Juplterl" cried tho men, as
fhey crowded tho beach. "How did you
loso your nrroer
Rut tbo women never noticed the
"In the name ot all that Is wonder
tul," they chlmod, "how do you keep
your hair In curl In salt water!"
Mike and Pat wore hired to clean a
cistern. Mike took a firm bold ot the
ropo and started to let Pat down.
When about half way down Pat yelled
"Hoi Mike, stop letting me down."
"For wbyr aald Mike.
"Don't ask any questions," said Pat,
fer If yex don't stop letting me down,
I'll cut tho rope." Harper'a Monthly.
"John, what kept you out so late?"
"Didn't I tell you, Maria, that I had
to go to a meeting of the True Knights
of the Mystle motherhood?"
"Now that you mention It I bellovo
"Well, we had a long wrangle, as us
"Itugclet, you are spending a great
deal of money on your daughter's voice,
Not exclusively. I'm spending some
of It on her accent She's learning
Makes the Weak Stag
There is no need to con
tinue in a weak, run-down
debilitated condition when
Hosteller's Stomach Bitters
has conclusively proven
its abilitv to build vou
up and make you strong
ugmn. ii ucis uirecuy on
the digestive system, regu
lates the appetite, prevents
Indigestion, Cramps, Diar
rhoea or other after-eating
distress. Try a bottle
today. Insist on having
TELLS HOW IT FEELS TO FALL1
Circus Performer Relates 8everal of
His Halr-Ralsing Experiences
While Doing Stunts.
"How docs It fool to fall?" wna asked
of an acrobat who had had several
"It foots liko something happening
which I know perfectly woll was go
ing to happen," ho answorcd, thought
fully. "In my big fall, throo years
ago, when wo wero touring tho west
I folt as If I had falton before Tho
sonsatlon waa porfoctly fnmlllnr, al
though It was my first accident Most
of us havo premonitions. For Instanco,
1 know thnt on thnt night I was going
to havo a tumble I always work
without a net, but I was almost tompt
ed to have ono stretched. For fenr
that tho others would talk about It
I did not although I aftorward wished
thnt I had. Ot courso 1 toll. It may
bo tho sixth senso, or It mny bo a
guardian angel thnt warns us.
"Whntovcr It Is, thoro aro fow cir
cus performers without n lively sonso
of It at Union. When tt gives tho sig
nal tho wisest thing to do Is to lay
off for n performnnco rcgnrdloss of
consequences; but I havo never
hoard of anybody giving In to It
liko thnt Tho evening thnt I camo
nearest to passing In my checks 1
climbed to my llttlo swinging trnpozo
up near tho top ot tho tont nnd when
I was nbout hnlf through my net I
felt n ropo Blip and In less than R sea
nnl I was plunging down head first
nnd duo to atrlko on n curb of tho ring
unloss I could chnngu my courso. I
did not loso consciousness; Instead,
ovcry faculty scomod moro than ovor
nllvo. I roatlted, too, that I must re
lax my muscles unloss I wantod to ba
brokon to bits. Thoughts of what
would happen If 1 wero klllod fllttod
through my mind, along with lnsur
onco, what my wlfo would do nnd any,
who would do my act. nnd no ond of
things, all In tcss tlmo than It takes
to think of thorn now, Anybody who
has dreamed of fatting has a protty
clear Idaa how It fools to go off."-
What was actually an explosion oi
Floyd Shannon's clothing so sovoroly
burned him that ho died nt Morcy hos
pital, says tho Dotrolt Nowh. Shan
non was employed In tho chlornto rooms
ot the North Amorlcnn Chemical com
pany. Tho chemical Is oxtromaly ox-
plostvo In dust form. Shannon's cloth
ing was Imprognntod with Impalpable
rotnstlum chloride powdor nnd a
spark that flow from a chliod which ho
was driving upon n ploco of iron Ik-
r.llod tho powdor. Shannon rushed Into
tho open air with his clothing torn to
ptecos nnd flaming. A follow-omployoo
ran after him, knockod him down and
rolled him in tho mud, extinguishing
tho blnxu, but flush camo off with tho
fow remnants of clothing, so badly
waa the man burned. Shannon wo
Rich Oeggar Moves.
'Monsieur" Qauthlor, ono of tho mo
fnmlllnr figures In tho beggars' brig'
ado of Dotrolt, whoto savings from tbo
alms glvou hlin aro estimated to be
close to 117,000. baa decided to shake
tho dust of Detroit from his toet, since
he was flnod $25 In Justice Stein's
court for striking with n broom Mrs
Josephlno Itenaldo, who Uvea In tho
Qnuthler has bocn arrested numer
ous times before, but through his crip
pled condition and apparent poor
health, he has always managed to on
Hat Ihu sympathy ot tho court, and
has received light punishment
One of Onutliler's fnvorlto mothods
of begging for alms Is to kneel In
trout of tho steps ot a church Just au
tut- services nro concluded nnd solicit
rom tho church throng. Detroit Newa
Not Meant That Way.
"Some folka want funny Inscription
engraved on their silver," said the
Jowolur. "Tako woddlng knives.
Many wedding cakes aro such mnun
tnluous ti 17 ii I m thnt n speolal knlfu Is
rti.uiuu to out them. Ono of laa
mouths urldus out her cako with a
knlfo that was a present from her
aunt 1 guoas not many of the guotits
got to road the Inscription; If thoy
had they would bu talking nbout it
yet. Thoso knives nro supposed to be
used for cutting thu bride a enko and
then laid ou the shelf for the rest of
tlmo, but thu iiunl couldn't distinguish
apparently between wedding and birth,
day cakes, for alio made us engrave
on tho knlfo: 'Mny I servo thoo well
The Exololt That Counted.
Two Btaten Island vouncatera came
homo from a picnic sopping wet.
"We Jumped in otter a lady," they
Then ono of tha nalr showed his
mother a J5 bill that tho woman liad
"She elmmu that, said bo. "becausa
I saved her pocketbook."
"Ami didn't aha tflvo vnti nnvlhlnir?"
aald their mother to tho other boy. "I
thought you holped."
"1 did." said bo, "but I didn't save
anything but the lady."
8lde-6tepplng a 8neeze.
Probably everybody has experienced
tho displeasure, If not actual pain,
which comes from missing a snooze.
Tboro Is an easy way out ot this If
ono happens to bo out of doors at tho
tlmo and tbo weather la clear, Just
glanco at the sun. Thoro Is some
thing about the brightness of It that
supplloa the missing Irritation, or
whatover It Is that Is needed, and nine
times out of ten if the sneozo has not
ot too tar away It will corao back
Fashions of the Late King.
Many people thought that King Eq
waid set the fashion for mon. Uo did
not Fashion is a capricious creature
and takes no notlco of monarcbs. The
late king was hardly ever seen with.
out a flowor In bis coat whon custom
was against the "buttonholo," Con
trary to tbo general belief tho king
bad no special tailor. "Ho glvos us
nil a turn," is how a St James street
tradesman expressed It
Will Dear Watching.
Keep an cyo on tho man who w'anU
you to pralso him for his virtue.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
this Wellington Plnno wo'ro solllnjr
wo're wlllinff to let It bo ITS OWN SALESMAN.
It will toll if'j oifii story to you In your homo If you'll send us tho
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Strawberries Grown In City.
To show thnt strnwborrlos can bi
grown In tho hoart of tho city, Willis
A. Hendricks of East Twenty-first and
Aibort strcots brought to tho ofneo of
tho Orcgonlan n numbor of boxes of
Mngoon and Oregon Improved borrlos
containing an nvorago of twonty ber
ries to tho box. Tho borrlos wore
grown on an ordinary city lot without
Irrigation. Mr. Hendricks had 1,000
plants on his lot nnd nt tho first pick
ing hw plckod a total of CO boxes ot
tho monster borrlos. A number of the
borrles worn ovor fire Inches In clr
eumfcrenco and ono measured VA
Inchot In clrcumforonco. Portland
"Aro marriiigoa mndo In hcnvenT"
Tho Incturor paused, ns If for nn an
swer to his Interrogation; whereupon
a man with a hunted look glanced fur
tively over his shoulder, swallowed
hard, molstcnod his lips and sold,
"Do strawberries grow at tho north
Mixed Feed for Horses.
In largo city stables feuding tho
horsos tho hay and grain aa mixed
food Is tho general practise and gives
tho best results. Keepers find that
horsos can bo worked bard and kept
In good condition on cut hay and corn
meal. Tho amount ot hay fed varies
from I to It pounds a day In different
tables, and of grain from 7 to 20
pounds a day.
A good rotation Is corn, grain, clo
ver. Hay land should bo topdrossed
with stable manure, and best results
were obtained by applying this llttlo
nnd often. Whero land remains In
grnsa a long time a light seeding of
clover from time to time Is bene
ficial, rcseedlng In summer after tho
hay crop has been removed.
The Orest Problem.
"Pleaso advise at,"
"Shall I marry a girl who Is my
temperamental opposlto and quarrel
with her tho rest of my life, or shall
I marry a congenial aoul nnd get tired
fin Cnneei tar Alarm,
Traveler Hero! Keep off 1 What
Pullman Porter Don't shy, snhl It
am only do vnckum-cleaneh, which hah
supelirodod dn mlcrobey whlskbroom
In ills hwih up-to-date car, sahl Puck.
Neth & Co. ES8W
We Ituy and Colled Notes, Mortgages, anil Real
Estate Contracts. No Colletllon No Charge,
Worcester llldg., Portland, Ore.
Ilovr H Iluuiucruiiit Acta,
Ilicli Father When I was a young
man of your age I was compelled to
keep an accurate expentu account and
wasn't allowed to be out at night later
than 11 o'clock.
Son and Heir Sorry to hear It, gov
ernor; your father couldn't trust you
as safely as you can trust me.
Aycr's Hair Vleor, new Im
proved formula, will certainly
stop falling of the hair. Indeed,
we lielleve It will always do this
unless there Is some disturb
ance of the general health.
Then, a constitutional medicine
may be necessary. Consult?
your pnysician about this, k
Don not change the color of the hair, 6
Tersaula with eteh kettle
9 Snow II to year
Atk him aksutll,
tnea ao ss he ttj
The reason why Aycr's Hair Vigor ttops
laiiuiK iau is t'unusc it urai uctiroysiiic
terms which causo this trouble. After
this Is done, ntiuro soon brings about a
full recovery, restoring tho btlr and
scalp to a perfectly healthy condition.
U id. 7 tie J. O, Oe., fcewell. Uses.
If lay & Co,
Wo wnnt you to try this IMuno IN YOUR
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our oxpenso because
At I ho end of thirty days the Piano
ITSELF will convinco you of tho following
It's tho best value on earth for the prico
It's MUSICALLY n& MECHANICXLL Y
Wo know thoro la so much real value In
for $275 on easy payments that
Dr. B. E. Wright
Have your Irelti rait anil hlafa end Mtn
done, lor cut-oMown fatrona we finish plale
anu uritiire wora in onoua u neceMary.
Ul UUrZatt elt
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Mtft ITati . ... 50 ee
CW KeUn rUhl $5.00
MaVu titmM. . 50c
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woik la onlrtnl. Con-nllallon Free. You cannot
ret better ia(nlena work anywhere, no matter
how much you pay.
All Work rally Guaranteed for riltten Years
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342 Washington St.,
TsVe ear at rlrpnt and transfer In Waahlnalon fit.
Rodrtck Yes, ho camo over here to
learn our language ntid startod on tho
alphnbot Dentin picking up lottors,
Van Albert And what progross baa
Hodrlclt Oh, ho soon found thnt
tho only letters ho had tlmo to pick
up wero tho X's nnd Vs.
Protecting Seed Corn.
A method of protecting seed con
against the crows Is to add a tnblo
spoonful of chloride of llmo to n pnclc
of shotlod corn mixing It well, It Is n
very cheap nnd easy way and tho aeod
Is more ngreuabto to handlo than
when contcd with tar after the mora
Whyto Ilrowrno Is very economical,
Iwn't hot Illock llrownoT Well, I'll
tell you, llrowne la the tort of man
who, when he wauta an nwl and hntn't
any, Inttcnd ot buying one will go to
work to mnko ono by straightening out
Mtthodt of Calculation.
"Odontitis nro not usually auccet--ful
"No, Thoy think they are doing
vory well If thoy como within a few
hundred thousand miles of the exact
measurement. You can't figure on dol
lars thnt way If you aro doing busi
ness with a linnk"
aik youu ouocw ron x. k a. jiband or
Bluting Diinftc!inl Spray
Ammonia Col J Water UquiJ Starch
"Cbo, 0" Non-Boiling Washing IluIJ
Phono Main 113
101 Main St.
mm m time
or me rear u !
) ur letlb cut enl
I'lal u.l l.il Jka
M ea 'Ituae
nei.lt plate aa.l
ti.jjia tuic la sua
dat If nee4air,
I'BJi set -sWC'teM
Cautl rUllecs 1.00
6',.f riliajt .50
Cms Nutter - nn
sas ksaai BeawJJMe a m m rum i.uu
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All woik lullf cuarauievu lor Ilfltcu reals.
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BultdlBX. Third I Wsihlnitsn, fORlUNO, ORrCOH
Cm,. H..,i IA, u.1,11, u. lul.fl, i t I
Drives away i'lles, Mosquitoes and Gnats.
It protects horses and cattle from nltucktt
of insects, enabling them to feed and
sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight
and strength from worry caused by
attacks of insects, and from the irritation
ot their bites and stings. There is a
satisfaction In the relief it afford!
domestic animals from the scourge oi
maddening parasites and flies, beaided the
profit in returns. Horses do more work
on less feed and cows yield more ond
better milk when relieved from the freiuy
Incited by constantly fighting a swarm ol
voracious, Insatiable insects,
l'our sizes, ajc, 50c, 75c and 1,35,
Ask your merchant for it.
UOVT Cuuuicai, Co, Portland. Oregoa
rAiBittM tuirkuiioa v r na rHtM or IjiUb
Mini wok njrwhtjfo, no mtUr low much i