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llf you have a Pig Or If you know of any man or woman who has lite well. Bmlth wuiU that plsl Smith W"?V! e7 Pi In Orrtron. It pajra as folio w for produce and he decs not chnrge commjulont Dretacd Porlt 12V4c gfcascdVeal...... ioc Fresh .Ebbs, per doz 2Sc Uvo Hona 16c Uvo Sprine Chickens 200 Address your shipments, TRANIC U SMITH MEAT CO. "nehtlriK the Beat Trust" PORTLAND) OREGON Dr. B. E. Wright Have your teeth out and plats and bridge work .tor out-of-town .patrons wa nnlsh plat and brkln work In on day If necessary. rntCESj Kit Criu....$5.00 mtrUdTMa $3.50 cursrtn Un hMtraba. . $1.00 Mm nUitt . . . 5 0c ee Cwj kw rum $5.oo Be M Ri rum J7.50 Tik'ni Eilntriee. . SOc BEST METHODS Pelnleea Rttractlon Ftt when plates or brides work la ordered. Comullatlon Free. Vou cannot pet Iwlter palnleaa work anywhere, no matter how much you pay. All Work fully Guaranteed for Hlleen Year' Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342 Washington St, Portland, Oregon I Take ear at depot and transfer to Waehlnaton flu Slightly Deeiier Dye. "Ever see an Indian policeman?" asked the passenger with the bristling moustache. "Yes," said the passenger with the skull cap. "I used to know one In Omaha." "How did he look In uniform?" "Much like the ordinary copper, only little moro copper colored, of course." Wlrt-leee to Japan. The efforts made by the United Statis government to'establlih a wire Im communication between Japan Mid Han Francisco, by way of Hawaii, La been In tho main unsuccessful, although iiifungns bars beta success fully forwarded. Lively Tltii.s Ahead, Oamo Heater (to his now associate) Tho fat man alwayi alms too high nnd tho thin man too low. Now, when tho fAt onrj shoots you'll havo to duck and when tho thin ono pulls tho trig Iter Jump. Meggendorfer Illnetter. TPV uiirine: wi v?r E" ill an will 11 aa n(au tars EYE REMEDY y- wm uu it UquU Form, 25c, 80c talis Tuts. 26c, 11.00. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN first elaee work at reuonaUs prices. rr aiamtnatlon ami perfectly rltuO aliuiw aa ww aa $2.00 Suito 427, Mnrquam Building KXwith hauf Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore, NamedicO ABSOLUTELY CURES DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES lustTAorriirii ity NATIONAL MEDICINE CO. LTD. 22 ahetley Bik.. Mormon fit Kooma.3 and 4, .Portland. Or. a kl.r.k. Jill, I. APPENDICITIS HEM CD Y. Ike eM ( ike OIm lpatedUie relief, HuSkIs raesesi 'e ebon llu.. 0. "SPECIAL" REMEDY. rer nii'e Alienate. Iimar eflaeHo. Mf ea4 ui4dr lra- N-kwilBe Mark U a knu Imtu.at. uc rail aa4 t alll eirlala, K tersel lrliiei ooljr NOW best TIME of the year u fear loer tMih put aa par . Plata tag 1 voi a 04we, Fciouu ai-ioaa j-airuaa a Bal.lt Plata aa4 ?""f? dr it hhhuiii atoaai ' HUwCrtMl $5,00 BU.T..tk3.60 ouj ro.ji 1.Q0 t.a,lflffi. 1.00 EJi.r rtUIail .50 n.i,i 5.00 But MUr -n ruitt 7.50 raUbitritrMira.SO aar urtMooa H. W. L WIM, f MMOt M Uuuh falalMa SUtractUa Fiea abasrUtaf or trtl work ii ham ntuuM u Haw. 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Chlcags Trlbuno. .THE KEYSTONEi TO HEALTH IS HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS fThe best medicine to safe- rniard your health is the Bitters. Its merit has been thoroughly proven during the past 57 years. Try a bottle for Poor Appetite, Gas on Stomach, Cramps and Diarrhoea. Inalda Ilaaeball, The catcher flashed an almost Im perceptible signal at the first baseman The first baseman glanced at the sun. The pitcher, who had paid no atten tlon to cither, then noticed that the third baseman had changed his quid of tobacco to tho other cheek. Whereupon he sent a straight, fast ball right over the plate, and the bat ter made a two baso hit. It doesn't alwayi work. Knew of One, Tommy," said his teacher, "tho rat tlesnako ulways sounds a warning bo- fore It strikes. Do you know of any thing else that doesT" "Yes'm," responded Tommy. "Our old clock always does." Ilia ltraaun. "Why do you alwnya leavo tho house, Jamoi, when I begin to sins tho old songs!" pouted Mrs. Howllt. "Krcsh nlr," sold Howllt.IIarper'a Weekly. MOWAIU) r. IIUIlTtlrl - Aewrer aait fi.mlrt, Leajrille, OuloraOo, rleMa. r'lee.1 (loll, nuter. ,mi. ii. tioio. oilier. ui uoi9. auei x pr(ViMr.ll. Malllaaearalarea aa4 fall nilee fealaaapflleatkia. Onalrol ! , t'einl re vorka iiciim. iwrereaoei wmoaawnauaaai tiaas. T DAISY FLY KILLER rJsliJCkVSvA rw.Mtiiniein 1U. Mtjaf CM4 .ill ftli 4R r . m M M tlta MMrfMnit-ii, ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER are nulcklv rollovcd bv Wvatl's Ailhm Remedy. Ask your druggist or send six cents postnjjo for Freo Samplo to J. C VYATT, Druggist, VANCOUVXH. WASHINGTON. GALL CURE HORSE COLLARS Ara mad over CutliJ Ifolr Wi and will not sail the home. Write us for frva aarnela of the I'ad. Clra the name of your hameaa dealer. 80U by beat dealers everywhere. W.II. McMONlES&CO. PORTLAND, OREGON COFFEEt TEA SPICES BAKINO P0V0ER EXTRACTS JUST itIUIIT CLOSSCTaDEVEM L watuNa out: f Union Painless Dentists t AA Bridire Work or Teeth without l'Uti3.SO to SS Cold Crowne .. ... ...... $1.30 to SS.00 Pcaeelaln Crowne . 13.30 to iS.OO GoU or Porcelain Flllirm Sl.00 Up Silver FUllnca SOc to $1.00 Beetriata Made.. J7.S0 No charsea for Palnleaa Extractlnr when other work la dona. U ycara' Guarantee with all work. Hour, s a. m. to S p. m. UornaoQ otreeC WE GROW HAIR We due all Scalp DUauaa. atop Falling Hair. Prevent Baldneaa, Grow Ladlea and Children's Hair rapidly, aof t. gkeay and btantlf ut We Fumlah oat of town people home treat ment. Writ na today for qucetlon plank and partlcalara. THE GARLOW HAIR GROWING CO. SPrciAllSTS 207-8 Rothchlld Bulldla. Tourth and Waahlagton Strccta, PORTLAND, OREGON. ConeulUtlon Free. S to &. lu A Movable Fen it. She has a biscuit-colored hat. With plumes of ollvo green. Beneath the mushroom crown so flat A bunch of cherries may bo seen. Tls perched upon her chestnut hair Above her ehrlmp-plnk gewn. And from her little neck no fair A chain of oyster pearls hangs down Her coat Is made of Persian Iamb, And frogs are all tho style. She doesn't mind at all the "Jam," Uecause she's got 'em beat a mile. And scallops, points of every size, Go floating round her feet. When she goes mincing down the strcal She looks Just good enough to tat! Harper's Weekly. Mother! will find Mrs. Wlnslow'i Soothing Byrup the Wit remedy to uiu foi tholr chudtej Cuiiaf the tea thing period. Cure lllraaelf Aivay. Tre made a discovery about Mrs. Blockaway'a husband," said Mrs. Kaw nor. "At some time In his llfo he wn a professional cook." "How do you know?" asked Mrs. Crosifway. "I happened In there yesterday and found htm getting the dinner himself Tho girl had left and his wlfo was sick Ha was putting on tho tablo a lot :l things he had got at a delicatessen store, and ho was doing It properly. II he had been Just nn ordinary husband, you know, he would have put them all on In the original packages." Chicago Tribune. Probably Areldrnlnl. Mrs. Hla,hmus I was glad to learn from tho report the president read last night that our club Is still progress mg. Mrs. Upmore Yesj but I thought she made too long a pause between "still" and "progressing." Chicago Tribune. rted, Weak, Weary. Wnlerr IJrea, rtelloved lly Murine i;y itcniciiy. Tr; Murine For Tour r:ye Troubles. You Wi Like Murine. It Hootlirs, too at Your Druggist. Write For Kye Hooks. Free, Murine uye itcmeay to.. Chicago, Onm Woman Has Her lllalila. Mrs. Kelly and Mrs. llnrferty were exchanging Ideas across tho shabby fenco which separated their respective domains. Tho conversation turded tho subject of woman suffrage. The 1'htladclphla Ilocord quotes tho first lady ns saying, "Am yo Inking much stock In this attempt that a lot Iv th' wlmraln aro making to get tli' vote rr us, Mrs. ItnffertyT" "I nln't bothering mo head about It,' declared Mrs. Ilaffcrty. "I'm satisfied to Id Dlnny nnd th' byi do nil th' vot Ing for mo family. Hut I do think that a lady shud get n man'a pay." "Well," ropllcd Mrs. Kelly, "nil I kin say Is, Mrs. Ilaffcrty, that I get one man'a pay, or know tho reason why, ivery Saturday night." Hliorl and Nltnrp, Urchin Is this the office of the Hu gloT Well, sir, I havo come to sub scribe for your paper. Kdltor (with a genial smile) Why sonny, you don't look nulto big enough to do such a thing as Unit. Urchin Hlr, If a mrtn has to be measured for his subscription at thl office I shall subscribe for the I'alla dlum, Just across the street Qood duy, sir. Chicago Tribune. t'ri toner yes, sirs I'm serving term In the penitentiary for a crime I never committed. The rral criminal I still at Urge. I tell you, It'a pretty lounni rhllanlhroplo Visitor It ought not to be. The Joke Isn't on you: It's on the Jury that convicted you and th Judge who sentenced you. The troubl with you, my friend. Is that you don' eaten me Humor of the situation. Chi cago Tribune. Oaivurd and Uimaril. "Wo should keep going onward and upward," said tho earnest cltlten with our eyca fixed on higher things.' Thnt'a what I'm doing." replied the busy person. "I have traded my automobile In ns pan payment on an aeroplane." Washington star. Krister's Ladies Tailoring College Cuttliitr. Fittintr. DraftliiL-. Meslrm Intr. Tailoring and Uroasmaklnir taut-Tit, Strictly up-tcnluto In every stylo mm lusiuon. write lor terms. 43 1-2 Dcrtnth Si Portland, Oregon ITCH CAN BE CURED In a ihort time by uilnir PLUMMER'S ITCH REMEDY In CO-cent carta only. Addreaa PLUMMER DRUQ COMPANY Third and Madison Portland, Or ACIfIC EMPLOYMENT CO. of I'ortland. 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FaJlliig Blcknm, Bpaimj. or hue children that do o. ny Mew Dlt I coeerr will relievo them, and all yon ara aaked te no is 10 utaa tor a yjea Trla 1 UotUe of Dr. May'i i EpIleaplolcJes Ours It has cared thoruinda whers CTerythlni etM failed. Guaranteed by May Medical Laboratory Under Para Food and Diuge Act, Jane Wth, IK ODaranty Ho. Ism. Pleaia write forfipcclalFiM II ItotUe atd (It AOK and com plat addeta W. W. U. MY, 643 Pwil Strait, Hit ltd A Paragon Xitchen By MINNIE DOUGLAS "Upon my word," protested John Rllwood, at tho breakfast tablo, "this servant-girl problem Is beginning to push tho limit." "Yes," returned his wlfo, peovlshly, "we begin to reallio that Itousckecp Ing In tho country Is pretty nearly what tho comic papers doplct It This Is the ninth cook I've had this win lor." "Just look at that fish I Look at Itl It's not fit to eat," exclaimed Ell wood Ircfully holding up a scorched, unappetizing objoct, "And hero 1 am Inveigling every man I meet to buy land and llvo In tho country!" That's our business, dad " broko In Ellwood, Jr.. from behind his paper, We must dlsposo of every block In thlB real cstnto by Bprlng." "A nlco chance of selling property for homes, with this condition In our own," growled tno eider man, singling out portions of breakfast from among tho scorchod embers. "Hero aro theso Chicago men coming out next week to look over tho ground with a vlow lo buying homos 1 I Invited thorn to stay with us and got n tasto of roal living! And this Is what we'll offer them!" Ho throw down tho flsh, gulped few raouthfuls of coffee and roso In dlsguat. "Just look at that stuff sup posed to bo coffee! I go to tho trouble of carrying out tho best blend of cot foa In tho markot lu tho bcant And that's what I got! It's enough to mako a man nwcar oft oatlng and bo llovo tho old saw. 'The Lord sends food but tho dovll sonds cooks!'" "Right you are, dad," grinned his only son, r splendid young fellow of twenty-nvo. "Ua enough to ranko man foreswear matrimony nnd llvo In comfortablo bachelor quartors oh?" "Yes," roturned Ellwood, Sr., biting sarcasm in his tono. "That sound well from you I Ono might think you woren't breaking your own nock and our tompcr trying to got your head Into tho matrimonial nooso at pros cnt" "You planted your 'fig treo' pretty young, didn't you dad? Booms to bo a law of naluro to want your own roof' treo for tho ollvo branches of poster! ty." Ho smllod broadly, Ignoring his father's rising tompor. Uy Gcorgo, I'd llvo tho rest of my llfo on ovordono breakfasts and un derdono dinners It It would euro you of your mail Idea of gottlng marrlodl And what s moro," the old mrtn blun torod, "I'll never consent to your mnr rylng tho girl you havo on your mind I Tho Idea of you you, who will somo day havo evory cont I own picking out a a what Is sho7 n tolvgruph operator! No! I'll bo" "There, there, dad," Interrupted young Ellwood, "there aro times whon you aro apt to say too much." Ills noil's lolf control. under trying clrcumstauces, was a souroo of socrtit admiration to Ellwood. us abominable," the elder man burst out again, "to think that all my money will go to n girl who clicks telogroph koy or or something. Bho will probably beggar you. That sort always goes to extremes." A whimsical smllo played In tho son's eyes. "Rut my dear father, you nave tno pnviiogo or leaving your money to found a homo for tho train Ing of cooks." "I might do worse," ho grunted, his mind going bock to tho origin of tho dispute. That night the son was lato to din ner. When ho arrived, It was with the smllo of triumph on his faco. Tvo found you a rook," he exclaimed as ho closed tho front door. "And I'va bail my own time trying to got hor to como' nut hero to tho country but she's a cook I" Ah' that's the point, (a she a cook 7" queried tho father, the scepti cism of past experience la his tone. You'll not And her equal," rutortod the son, with confidence Mrs. Ellwood K'lied at hor son lo wlde oyod astonishment How do you happen to know, Archert" alio asked. 8he told mo so," replied Archer. Innocently, "And, besides, she comes well recommended." We're probably In the same boat we've been In for soma time," testily replied Ellwood, fir. "I hope you told her I always acour tho pots and bottles," Jocularly added the father. "That's another thing she doesn't want the family butting Into the kitchen." "Anything elsef asked Mrs, Ell wood, faintly. ' "Tell her wo provide whlto kid gloves for our cook and have a motor at her disposal t" asked tho father. There, there, dad, there's nothing unreasonable In her stipulations. There's no harm In a woman's noon ing her profession on a dignified basU." ' Passed the Century Mark Bulgaria Claims Man Who Has Reached the Age of 126 Rus sian Who Saw Napoleon. "If you have any doubt aa to the healthfulness ot Bulgaria and the sturdlnesa of ita people, look at this picture." This message was Inscribed on a picture postcard received a row days ago from Paveluko, a little vlllogo In that country. The picture shows a peasant woman standing at a rustlo hedge, spinning flax by tho most an cient method, with the fiber hold over her shoulder by a forked branch. Bo hind the woman stands a etout man of moro than the average height wear ing a full gray beard. Under tho pic ture Is the legend: "Daba Vasllka, 128 years old, and her baby boy, Todor, who is now 91 years old. Thoy havo always lived in Pavelsko. "Dispatches received hero from Mos cow, Russia, say that an old man boa been discovered who says ho wit nessed the triumphal eatranoo of Na Right you aro my lad. I'm only joking. It takes Intelligence of n high order to cook. Hang mo, if It Isn't ns much of an art as painting pictures or writing pooms and a lot easier to appreciate. Ilrlng hor on, my son I I bollovo wo'ro on tho right track at last" Tho first breakfast provided by tht paragon of tho kitchen canned a hush of nwe about tho tablo. Ellwood, Sr., was nfrald to talk for fear of waking himself from an nmbroslal dream Mrs. Ellwood was silent, lost In won der at tho appcaranco of hor bronk fast tablo. Even tho flngor-bowls wero potlshod till they gleamed like dia monds. "This Isn't tho day for clean linen, Snrnh," sho whispered to tho table mntd, who, In fresh apron and tidy hair looked unusually cheerful. "No, ma'am, but tho now took re fused to havo tho offect of tier good cooking spoiled by being served on soiled linen." "She's not nfrald to run up laundry bills." muttered tho mistress. "I'll foot tho laundry bills," ex claimed Ellwood. "A meal llko this Is worth something extra. Sho's a peach. What docs sho look llko?" "Not much to look at," sniffed Mrs. Ellwood. "Sho wears goggles nnd hns her hair combed straight back. Says tho steam hurts her eyes and takes tho crlnklo out of her hair. "I'll havo to go In nnd compliment her," rejoined Ellwood, Sr., grinning bcntlflclally In his delight over tho tasty food. "Romcmbor the ngrcomcnt not to butt in," reminded tho son. "Truol Rotter not risk It I guess, acquiesced Ellwood. Later in tho week, whon tho expect ed guests had arrived and tho host had taken them to tho dtntng-rootn for nn nppotltcr, ho was surprised to find Sarah In charge, beaming In a cap and apron of tho latest fashion. 'Bho nd ministered dexterously to his evory wish a thing that proclaimed train ing for tho occasion, Ho was delighted with tho appcar anco of his sideboard, tho accumula tion of sundry Christmas nnd birthday presents in tho shape of decanters, glasses and carafes, having boon brought to tho light of day nnd pol ished within nn Inch of their lives. This Is tip-top, Archlo," ho whls- pored to his son. "Sho's moro than you crnckod hor up to be, I'll rntso hor wagos." "At her own request tho paragon had arranged tho monu for dinner so that Uio meal was not only a delight but a surprise to tho family. Tho host fairly beamed from tho hoad of tablo, knowing that with overy dish sot before him ho was adding substantial argument in favor of homo In tho country. "I'll toll you what Ellwood," ex' claimed ono of tho guests, "It you can promise mo as good a cook ns you havo and such perfect servlco I'll buy some property nnd build hero," "Find everything right to your hand out hero," exclaimed Ellwood, rubbing his hands gleefully but not daring to look at his wlfo or son. "I think ono of tho best things wo can do Is to build a school for tho perfection of culinary art sho " pointing to tho kitchen "is a graduate of a cooking sohooL" "I've a mind to offer her doublo wages to como out to us," facetiously exclaimed tho president of the land company. "Ily (leorgo If you do, I'll treble It cried Ellwood. Hupposo I rulso It and quadruple it" crlwd a third, tho Jocularity of tho occasion gottlng Into his souu "Hang mo, If I wouldn't marry hor! shouted the host in n burst of merri ment "Yes, sir, I'd marry her I She's a valuable asset to any family," What nbout tho punishment for bigamy, dndT" askod young Ellwood. The father. laughed. "A man would bo Justified In comlttlng bigamy to acquire audi a rarity. Bho' it genius that's what sho Is! Now, sir, hero's your chance," ho wont on, playfully. "If you were lo mako up to a girl like that wo could overlook hor having uarnod her own living and enjoy her cooking." Ho laughed merrily over bis own Joko. Young Ellwood left tho tablo mys terlously and presently reentered leading a blushing young person by tho hand. Sho wan clad In nont pink gingham that detracted nothing from the curvoa ot her frcah young body. "Well, dad, as I've always taken your auvico, uogan young r.uwood, "I'll continue to do so, I lntond to marry the paragon of the kitchen. Eli, what: What? What!" ox- claimed Ellwood, swinging about on the pair. "What's all thlst" This is Miss Oaylor my fiancee who caroo to help you out of a diffi culty and to tntroduco you to hor good qualities. She bos, according to your own confession, moro than pleased you. You remember your promise to do anything In reason! I I now claim my reward In asking your sanction to our engagement" "Illess my soul, boy, I'd no Idea you had such excellent tasto such good sonHu. you aro your tamers son. Tuko her my lad tako her. Her worth la for above rubles." poleon I., into Moscow at tho bond of his army In 1812," wrltos tho Paris correspondent of tho Chicago Daily Nowa. "Tho grayboard'a name is giv en as Knlazkoff, and be la said to bo 100 years old. As bo was found to be in full posaealson of all bis facilities, ho has been balod before tho olllclals of tho war department it la reported, to describe verbally tho circumstances' ot Napoleon's invasion." Charles Pratt of Ryde, England, has Just celebrated his 101st birthday. He was born at Hamblodon, Hampshire. Ho ia still full of bodily vigor, and at timoa may bo soon busy with tho spado In his garden. Ilia mental facul Uoa remain unimpaired. 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It will toll f'j own Hon lo iou In your homo If you'll send us the coupon, ViiUi terns nit lull pattlculan concerning this unusual Vjiio offer. Name A lluddlnir I'lnaiirler, "Pro got a boy lit my employ who will be a king of finance ooino day," said a man who has a factory in New York. "A few weeks ago he sold a pair of homing plgconi to a man In Brooklyn. Two days nfterwnrd the pigeons appeared at his window, An other Brooklynlto bought them, nnd again the birds came back. Tho boy bus Just made a third sale. I nin won dering If I hud not better got rid of him eforo ho tries to sell me my own factory." I'oay. Rita (looking at photo) Oh, yes, he's handsome enough, hut he's un awful bounder. Stella What did he do? 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