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Smith Wants Eggs We will pay u follows for first-class pro duce. Bhlp by express. VEAL,..,, IOC Pork 120 Live liens. ,, IGo Live Sprlne Chickens, lb 200 Eces 24c Address rnANK U SMITH MEAT CO. "Fighting tho Beef Trust" rORTXiAND, OREQON WORTH. KNOWING-. Tho flower trade In London exceeds $400,000 n year. Electric Irons are now used largely to giro tho high finish to flno leather. There 'a only ono sudden death among woman to every eight among men. It Is estimated that 150,000 persons In Oormnny earn their living In con nection with music Just under one-thtrxl of the total population of Kngland and Wales Is under 15 years of age. Tho standard of height In tho Brit ish army Is greater than In any other army In tho world. Tobacco seeds are so mlnuto that a thimbleful will furnish enough plants! for an aero of ground. An elm treo nrrlvcs at perfection after a growth of ISO years, and a health? ono will endure for 600 years. It has been calculated that a man who shaves regularly until ho Is 80 yearn' old has cut off about thirty-five feet of hair from his faco. Horses can hear sounds that are Im perceptible to human cars. For days previous to a great earthquake they ahow every symptom of abject fear. I rnlnfnl Rnd. The litsf of tha Labrador ducks was about to die. "It Isn't tho Ihtnp of dyln. In Itself." gasped the duck, "that grinds mo! In the fnct that while my race hereby bo comes extinct, the gaunt, ungainly worthless shltepoko will live onl" Uncheered oven by the reflection that tho carrion crow survived the dodo, the hapless bird breathed Its last 3.00 SAMPLE DCnnY, FtXT, SIHAW ll.CO lUUUMiHd, Blocked 9 It IpmmififiaBeMt 50 e P a a nut, h.LW Hill It'll IX. u U:J ...I rniiwirji tt miw s tmmrm iT""rs bmj DrnL CMirJHeUMt4 Millinery. 3lB ALDEK 3T- PORTLAND PIPE REPAIRING zs u4 MUUdUlK. AneHd CeWlet, BIO SIC1IEL & CO. MnUSHNl tmiul TRY. MURINE "rM" EYE REMEDY r.. wi u. u Llauld Form, 38e, SOe. Salt Tubti, 20c, $1.00. DON'T WAIT TOO LONG Don't wait until tho di gestive organs ore almost beyond help; don t wait until the bowels have be come constipated and don't wait until the liver and kid neys have become weak and inactive; just take Hos tcttcr's Stomach Bitters at the very first sign of trou ble. It will save you lots' of suffering because its results are certain. Try it today for Indigestion, Di arrhoea, Cramps, malaria, Fever and Ague. Be sure to get Hostcttcrs. GERMANY'S JEAN VALJEAN. llllllnnnlr llillniilhrnplar Who 40 Yenra Aro Warn n llnnilll. Herr Charles May, of Berlin, may bo termed tho Jean Valjean of Germany. Mllllonatro whoso time and money were spent In doing good, author of re ligious books and altogether a splcn did figure of Christian manhood, May was Just a few days ngo branded by a jury as tho porpotrator of many vio lent crimes In southern Saxon moun tains forty long years ago, whoro ho led a band of dosperato brigands. May, who Is 70 years old, collapsed and was put under guard to prevent his com muting suiciue. 1 110 cnargea were made by Wllhclm Leblus, a trade union leader. May sued for llbol The jury decided that Leblus had proven tho allegations In a court at Char lottcnburg, a suburb of Dcrlln. Not only was It proven that Herr May had been a notorious bandit, but thcro Is no doubt but what ho Is the author of a long scries of cheap novels written many years ago In which ho describes tho deeds ho had committed. Herr May Is a splendid linguist, speaking even Chinese and Choctaw. IN CHAIN OF FATE Mothers trill flml Htm. Wlna1na Rnnthlno- Syrup the I tt romodr to tno for their cbUdro.i luting tho UotlUug period, SAYINGS OF SAGES. MODERN METHODS Semper KMelle PARCHAWF SECRET SERVICE AGENCY We ara prepare! to undertake any legitimate aeteellre work (lath civil ih1 rrtmlnail In all tru of tho United Stale. Open Oay and Mfht. Cr.rAllIlt.lM rWc 0e, Miia Jlto. Km, M 4Ut 2MIIImwt Me NIRJUiD, OUC0.1 Union Painless Dentists full Bet of Teeth HrW m m ma irt.Ua Work or Teeth without I'lataa il 30 to tS Oold foioTiioriiuii vmii::::::::.:: Crowna. I'oreelaln Crowne,. , iJ.iotofs.oo il.30tolS.OO .jl.ou un ,00 Hllrer Vllllnirs. .. .. ... """" 's6i to 11 ileal 1'late Made..,. , $7,J0 No thirura for ralnleaa Kitractfnv wken olW weak la dona. II years' (luaranlee with at) work. Hour. 1a.m. toap, ra. CM MorrUwi Street. Alcohol Tobacco. Cocaine. Morphine. Cigarette or Other DOPE HABITS CURED Positively ami harmlessly In short tlmo by tho now Olconelu Method. Trent ment Is not oxnoiiaive or painful. You need not remain n shtvo to your habits, when a short stav at our Sanitarium will make you tno. Address OLCONEIA CO., Arlcta Station. Portland, Or. CnnKhf. The lawyer for the defense found It necessary to weaken tho testimony of the principal witness for tha prosecu tion. "Mr. Bkybo," he said proceeding to cross-examine him, "did you ever live on the scacoast?" "Yes, sir," responded the witness; "I have lived halt my Ufa In a aeucoast town," "You aro familiar, then, with salt water fish?" "Yes. sir." "Well, Just as a matter of Informa tion, win you picass ten mo now a flounder swims whether horizontally or vertically!" "That is nil, sir. Hkytio; you may stand aside." Chicago Tribune. Peeing Her Horn Ilegnn I think Miss Do Blank Is very rudol Jones What causes you to think that; I never thought her so. Megan I cnet her out for a walk this afternoon and asked It I might sen Much may bo said on both sides. Fielding. Tho heart will break, yet broken live on. J. Q. Adams. Keeps a clean hearth and a clear firs for mo. Tennyson. Integrity without knowledge Is woak and useless. Johnson. Cod helps them that help themselves. Denjamln Franklin. Boms rlsa by sin, and some by vir tue fall. Bhakespearo. Invention is totally Independent of tho rill. D. It, Haydon. How swift the shuttlo flies that woaves thy shroud! Younr. No 'man knows so well whors tbs shoe plnohca as ho who wears it. Lin coln. Whero there la a mother tn the iiovro matters speed woll. A. Ilronson Alcott. Tho bell norcr rings of Itself; unles soma ono handles or moves It, It li dumb. PJautus. Wo begin to dlo an soon as wo aro born, and tho end Is linked to tho bo tinning. Lucretius, SYSTEMATIC SPREADING OF DIS EASE IN INDIA. Hard to Do Anything to Reduce Death date Among Such a People as Rudyard Kipling Has Pictured. ltnm IJuksh, Aryan, went to bed with his buffalo, flvo goats, thrco children nnd wife, becnuso tho evening mists wcro chilly. His hut was bulldcd on tho mud scooped from n green nnd smelly tank, nnd thero wcro microbes In tho thin blood, of Itnm lluksh. ltnm Huksh went to bed on n char poy stretched across tho bluo tepid drain, becnuso tho nights wcro hot; nnd thcro wcro microbes In his blood. Then tho rnlna cnino nnd ltnm tluksh PASSING OF FAMOUS SWAN Intelligent English Bird Found Stran gled In Emmanuel Pond at Cambridge. Tho opening of term nt Emmanuel collcgo, Cnmbrldgo, England, hns boen dimmed by a fntnl nccldont which has overtaken ono of the most valued In stitutions of tho college, tho mnlo bird of tho pair of swans which for ninny years of constantly succeeding under graduates hnvo sailed tho waters of tho Paddock pond. It hnd been found with Its neck caught In tho fenco of wlro nottlng which surrounds the pond, strangled whllo nttcmntliiE to ent tho grass on tho other side. Tho body now lies In tho gardener's tool house, nnd a strong feeling exists In the collcgo that tho bursar should Imvo It stuffed. Emmanuel Is famous nmong Cnm brldgo colleges for Its water-fowl, paddled, mld-thlgh deep. In water fori"1011 V con,ftnt association wltlt un n il.iv nt- hvn with his littffnlnps tilt ho i uorgrnutintos passing tho pond on wns aware of n crampsomo fooling at tho pit of his stomnch. "Mother of my children," said ltnm IJuksh, "this Is death." They envo him enrdnmons nnd cap sicums nnd glngclly oil and cloves nnd thoy prayed for him. "It Is enough," snld Ham Huksh, nnd ho twisted himself Into n knot nnd tiled, nnd they burned him slightly for tho wood wns damp and tho rest of him floated down tho river nnd wns their way to the hotel nro occasionally led Into dissipated courses. Somo tlmo ngo cortnln Emmnnuol men took to scnttorlng brond-crumbs on tho lawn surrounding tho pond Tho unsophisticated collcgo ducks, mistaking this nctlon tor ono of puro benevolence, used to receive them thankfully. When they hnd como to look for them no n matter of ctnirso their benefactors soaked tho bread crumbs In brandy. Tho unfortunnto Cure Your Dandruff . Why? Because It Is annoylnc, untidy. 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Won't thero bt more than on day?" -No, ray menu: oniy one oay." was replied. "Well, then," ah mused, "I don reckon I can cot to co for we've only got one mule, and John always has to go everywhere first." Now York Gun. Tha OrlaU of It. Senator," said tU IntervUwer. "It Is rumored that you Intend to retlrs from politics," "Well, woll," replied the senator. 'It's queer how rumors start. I sup pose this ono grow out of the fact that I attended church with my wife last Sunday." Cathollo Standard and Time. -it. Wrnk. MVarr. Waltrr Eiu RdIIuvimI llv llurlim Hvu Itamlv. Tr I Murine l'or Your live TroubUa. You Wll Like Murine. It Koothaa. tSo at Your iiruirsii. write rr iiyo i looks, i reo, Murino uyo Jicmruy co., uiucueo. KTaiviedxcO UaKI AnSOLUTELV CURES DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES MAMirMort'Hni nv NATIONAL MEDICINE CO, LTD. 422, SheUoy Blfc. 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In some iarls of Kngland one of tht best cures for a swollen neck la to draw a snake nine times across the throat of tho rnifforlntj one, after which tho snake Is killed and Its skin sewed in a silken bag and tightly sewed around the neek. Another way, almost as good, Is to put tho live snake In a bottle, which U tightly corked and burled near the roots of n rosebush, and us tho helpless snake decays the swelling in tho neek of the patient will disappear. JUIiCht Help Soma, "Its up to you to do something to help our Neighborhood Improvement Association." "I'm for IL I'll make mv daughter A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE " w Plano."-Cleveland Plain Deal. rirr DiTtrc iu Wi WW .4. PAINLESS DENTISTRY Palntcia Extraction Fret Silver Fllltnaa So GoldFillinge lit Z K, Oold Crowna , U Porcelain Crowna tl Molar Qoia Crowna. Uridf e Work, Inlay Kllli. Pi Very Nlca Rubber Plata. tl Best Rubber Plata on Earth. . . S7 ifitn wunn. to uuakaii . cttu, Don't throw vour ihodh ,wiv. 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Therefore they burled him under tho flnRKlng In tho courtynrd, secretly nnd by night Twctvo dnys inter Imnm Din hnd mndo connection with tho woll of tho houso nnd thcro wns typhus nmong tho wo men In tho tennnn, but no ono know nbout It somo died nnd somo did not; nnd Arl HooJ, tho Knqulr, ndded to tho Interest of tho proceedings by Joining tho funeral procession nnd distributing grails tho moro mnllgnnnt forms of smallpox, from which ha wns just re covering. Jlo had como nil tho wny from Dollu nnd had slept on no less than fifteen different clmrpoys; nnd that wns how thoy got tho smallpox Into Ilnlmdur- garh. Hut Kshmlth Bnhlb's dhobls picked It up from Ari IlooJ when Imnm Din's wlfo wns being burled for ho was n merry man nnd sent homo n beautiful samplo nmong tho Sunday shirts. So Kshmlth Bahlb dlod. From "Now Hrooms," In "Abaft tho IMunol," stories by Itudynrd Kipling. His Odd Chsrlty. An miction snlo of pawnbrokers' goods having been advertised for Hint day tho queer little man with miserly iinuits set out for tho salo soon nfter irenkfnit, "Alwoyi attends thoso thing, doesn't ho?" snld tho pert young man, "yet hn never buys anything," "Ho buys, but ho doesn't bring tho stuff homo," said tho grayhcadod man. "Thero Is a man who maintains In his modest wny a queer charity. Ho hasn't much money to glvo nwny, but what little ho has ho glvos to pooph who wcro unnblo to redeem goods thoy havo pawned. All pawnbrokers' sales nro haunted by men and women who hopo to get one last look at stuff that was onco theirs. Tho old man ban boon through tho mill hlmsoir lost everything belonging to his wlfo onco nnd has never got over It. Ho can spot tho soft-hearted unfortunatos In tho thick of tho crowd. When ho can ho buys tho trinket that tho other fol low would noil his soul for, nnd either makes hi in a present of It or olso sells It for tho low cents tho poor fellow! can afford to pay. And that Is his charity. Now York Sun. to pass at tho time, wns scnndnllscd to seo six ducks reeling bnck to their pond with n stnggurlng waddlo which left no doubt as to tholr condition. Tho dcccnscd swan, although tho pnront nnd oven grandparent of mnny swans nt othor colleges, wns fre quently compelled to pnrtlclpnlo In collcgo "rags," Its usual function being to Ho. securely trussed. In n mnn's bod, with n vlow to peeking him as no got in. Tho Into eont b rd s stat ed to hnvo como In courso of tlmo to take n noticeable delight In these dis orderly proceedings. Spurious Pltv. In his recent book. "Solf.Contrnl and How to Becuro It," Dr. Paul Dubois, tho eminent Swiss neurologist and psychologist, advises us to "submit our pity to tho criticism of ronson," oororo pronouncing upon Its nnturo. A patient, who always had his ores fixed upon his own dear boy, ssld to Dr. Du- bout "I sufferod greatly when I heard of tno catastrophe In Martinique. I am so suscoptlbio to tho mlsfortuno of otners that I ought to glvo up read ing uint sort or nows." "And." said Dr. Dubois, "you think you nro expressing an nltrulstlo sentl-l ment oy it." -Certainly. What elso could It bo?" "raraon mc, but It was nothing but Intense fenr, You bovo a constant dread of doatb, nro alarmod nt tho smallest Indispositions. Tho tnlo nf this mlsfortuno morely nwnkoned your terror uy reminding you ot tho frailty of human oxlstenco, nhovo all, of your own. I don't beltovo that you havo given a sou to Urn victims ot this cataclysm," "That's a fact," ho replied, smiling. "I never thought of It." To bo healthy, pity should be useful, should broaden us, and suggest promptly mo means to succor thoso wuo aro in trouble. Youth'. Com- oanion. Sherman Jlay & Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. Wo want you to try this Piano .V YOUR HOME FREE. Wo want you to try It nt our oxpento because At the end of thirty days tho Plnno ITSELF will convince you of tho following facta: It's tho best value on earth for tho prico (?275). It'll MUSICALLY mA MECHANICALLY rlffhtl Wo know there Is so much real vnluo In th.s Wolllnjrton Plnno wo'ro soiling- for (275 on easy poymartt that wo'ro willing to let It ho ITS OWN SALESMAN. It will tell It'i ownttoru to you In your homo If you'll send us tho coupon. l"fViu stmt mc lull pattlcukn concerning thli uiutiual Piano offer. 'rv.JU i Name,, Addrest, May Do Oldest Tombs. Somo of thu oldest tombs In tho world havo boen uncovered on Hah rein, that forbidding Island near tho mouth of tho Persian gulf. It U -10 years alnco somo Huropeans found In tho midst of tho desert hugu mounds formed ot blocks of coral rook. Somo excavations wore begun but soon abandoned, and It Is only within a few months that tho work was taken up again. long galleries havo been uncov ered, somo of them In two stories. from which open chambers containing bonos of animals mingled with human skeletons. In some of those cham bers woro found niches llko thoso nmdo to hold tho images of saluts In early Christian tombs. While no Inscriptions have yet been found, tho character of tho work Indl catea that these wero the burial places of tho Phoenicians beforo thoy emigrated to tho shores of tho Medi terranean, which took placo about 4,300 years ago. Rich Picking for Lawyers. The 2,000,000 estate, left by Danloi O. Klngsland, n real estnto operator, is to bo distributed among its nephews and nieces. Somo of It will go to tho half hundred lawyors who represented the various heirs. Justlco Truax ordered tho distribu tion of tho fortune after learning that the disputes had boen amicably sot- tied. When the cuso was called, a small regiment of lawyers stepped forward. "How many attorneys aro Interest ed In this motion?" asked tho court. Thero are, 1 think, about forty-ono present this morning," replied Attor. ney William It. Wilder, as spokesman. Tnere aro moro or us wtion wo trath. er in force." Now York World, Millions for New Schools. Twenty-eight now schoolbouBes. with accommodations for 00,000 pupils, are provided for by latost appropriations made by tho Now York board of esti mate, and, with money for sites, a total of $3,407,620 is appropriated. With the appropriations rcudo a week ago tho board of education now has 110,000,000 which it can spend at onco for new school buildings and sites. It will go for tho 28 now school buildings and tho now sites mentioned, Tho Ilrook lyn high schools will also got a portion of the money. Tho boys' high school will get 1100,000, tho girls' high school 1100,000, and tho Brasmus high school 1100.000, N. Y. Evening Post. Clockwork 8carcrows. Tho shop window represented n field of yellow grain. In this field stood nn automaton of llfo slto, n man with n gun, Kvery few mlnutos tho man nut mo ruii to nis snouijor mid mndo as It to nro. 'no doesn't nro In tho window thero," tho clork said. "It would ha too noisy. Hut In roal llfo, so to spoak, no nres. no is n ciocKwork scarecrow, tho latost thing out, a most successful invention, All tho fashlonablo farm. ers will bo having clookwork ecuro- crows noxt year. "Tho old motionless scarecrow Is no good, Tho crows foar It tho nrst day. Aiior umi ii is notuing to thorn. They woum osi out or its nana ir tho baud KaIiI ifvmIi-i pa ee I a a a -nunce mis innovation, thu nutn. mono or clockwork scaroerow. Ho costs (30 and la warranted for throo yoars. Wlud him up In tho morning ana no runs an nay. no works una tho samnlo In tho window. Kvory two, every four or every six minutes you regulato that oy a scrow under his loft arm ho turns rounu, puts up his gun and flroa a blank cartridge. That scatters the crows It scatters them, believe mo," Pipe That Smokes Itself. Aftor filling n decantor about twn thirds full of water close It by means oi a corx provided with two ohm. mrun. lurougn one oi tneso pass a short plpoatsm and through tho other a longer etotn that on tors the liquid. To the smaller tuba alRx a cork pro vided with two aportures. Tho upcr-l turos may bo easily formed by means of a red hot poker. Tho lateral npor- turo serves to fix tho pipe, Filially, with the other cork and a bont tuba form a siphon. After tho latter has boon prlmod and Is onco in operation It will tond to ompty tho decanter, and tho vacuum formed with bo Immodl- atoly filled by the oxtornal air flowing la through tho plpo. It Is tbon only necessary to light tho latter In order to see it "smoke Itsolf" tranquilly as long as any water remains In tho do- canter. This oxperlment Is a very Interest ing ono and may bo easily bo per formed. Scientific American. Tetwe Niitr l rent re I Mule Hint. Tlmo was when Missouri '.Islmcd to havo more mules than any other Stato or country In tho world. Hut now Missouri has been forced by Texas Into second place. Of tho 7,000.000 mules In the world almost one-tenth aro In Texas, tho tamo Star Stato having 702, 000, valued at 193 each. Tho totat valuo of tho State's mules wns fC9, 498,000. Apparently tho mulo Is spe cially adapted (o tho southern climate, for most of tho four-footed kickers are to bo found south ot tho Ohio river. Tho Missouri .'nulo Is worth more than his Texas brother, 20 more. The 314,000 mules In Missouri nre valutd at f 110 each, or 110,930,000 for alt ot them. Georgia, which has (38,930,000 worth ot mules, Is third on the list. Tennessee is fourth, with 135,070.000; Alabama Is sixth, with (30,800,000 worth; North Carolina Is seventh, with (24,797,000, but Is closely pressed by Kentucky, which has mules valued nt (34,420,000. Arkansas Is ninth, with 123.435.000; South Carolina Is tenth, with (22,752,000, and Louisiana Is eleventh, with (20,018,000. Jimmy ttuinn'a dialer. A HiifTnto youngster told tho teachor that his nlstcr had tho measles. Tho teacher sent him home nnd told hint to stay thero until his sister got well. After ho had skipped Joyfully away another boy held up his hand nntl snld: "Teacher, Jimmy Dolnn's sister what's got tho measles lives la Omaha." Hat In Hie Jmtu;iiieiit. "The next thing In order," ssld th master of ceremonies, referring to tho slip of paper In his hand, "Is music," "No, sir!" savagely whispered thu leader of tho band. "Not mustol The next thing Is 'Hull Columbia!'" Taking his station, lis scowled, waved his baton, and the noise of the brasses burst forth. Chicago Tribune, pro- Wliere (lie Illume I, Ire, "What makes that parrot so faner "Well, mum," answered tha sailor man, "I s'pose It's my fault. Every tlmo I hear him speak a bad word It makes me so wild that he gets jchanre lo learn a lot of new ou."- laciianse. Constipation "l'or orer nine vests I euRetn! with chronic ronetlpatlon ami duiliitf this lime I liatl to lake an injection or we nil water owe every i( houie neiuie i coma nave an action on my Nowtle. Happily I liletl Cetottrte, ami Inlay I am a well man, rhitlnif Hie nine tears befote 1 went Cawarela I eullcrol untoM mUery with Internal plies, Tnstias lo you, I am free from all Dial Ihla mornlnic Vou can u.e this In behalf of eullerlei humanity. U I'. I'lilier, Koanoke, III I'lnuanl. I'alataM. I'otwiL Tute dual. W) ft'ul. Never "ilek.n. Wrwken or (Iripa. Ie. . (Oe. Nev.r aukl In Uitk. The rn. ulne tablet stuaiwl C C C Uuarantl to eure w rtur iwaer heed A I'lre. Drill. "What kept )ou so late at tbo fac tory?" "Wo were having a tire drill. "Isn't that something now?" "Nope; ths boss was trying to drill It Into the heads of the men that If they didn't Improve the claxs of work they wero turning out they would bo fired." Houston Post. ITCH CAN BE CURED eWt lime by ututar PLUMMER'S ITCH REMEDY In Cn-eent rant wily. Aililreae tlummkr nnu Q COMPANY Third and Madtaon Portland, Or. - COFFEE'- J TEA SPICES HAHINO POWDER EXTRACTS JUST ItlMIT C1055CT a BEYERS roHiuNo. ore j No. 2a-M0 llTHlW urlllnir lu mlvertlsere plens I 1 1 maudlin till iir, I Portable Water Pipe. In cleaning tho mud on tno pave ments of Buffalo, N. Y., tho clean ing department utilizes a lino of Iron piping, carried on small trucks, tho wheels ot which aro 12 Inches In dia meter. Each length or plpo is car ried on two trucks, and the onds of tho plpo nro connected by short lengths of r-oso, thus soourlng flexibili ty and uaking it possible to turn comers. Tho reason given for suoh a device is that such work Is destructive to reg ular flro boso, as tho lengths would havo to bo dragged all day over tho pavements, A short length of hose at the end of tho lino of plpos and a nozzlo complete tbo outfit. A Storekeeper Says "A lady came Into my store lately and said : "'I have been using a New Perfection Oil Cook.Stove nil winter In my apartment. I want one now for my summer home, I think these oil 8tove3 are wonderful. If only women knew what a comiort tney are, tney would all Havo one. I spoko about my stove to a lot of my friends, and they wero aston ished. They thoueht that there was smell and smoke from an oil stove, and that it heated a room just like any other stove. I told them of my experience. andone after another they got one, and now, not one of them would glvo hers up for five times its cost."' The lady who said this had thought an oil stove was all right for quickly heating milk for a baby, or boiling a kettle of water, or to make coffee quickly In the morning, but she never dreamed of using it for difficult or heavy cooking. Now the knows, Do you really appreciate what a Hew Perfection Oil Cook-btuve mcane to you t No more coal to carry, no more coming to the dinner table ao tired out that vou can't eat. Just llcht a i'erfcction Stove anil Immediately the heat from an Intense blue name shoota up to the bottom of pot, kettle or oven. Hut the room Isn't heated. There Is no amoke, no emtll, no outside heat, no drudgery In the kitchen where one of these stoves Is used. f Ceolloniry Nelct De sure 1 you set this stove see U that the name plate A ' reads New Perfection." H Oil Cbok-stovo It has n Cabinet Top with a shelf for keeping plates and food hot. The nickel finish, with tho bright blue of the chimneys, makes the stove ornamental and attractive. Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners) tho 2 and J-burner atovea can bo bad with or without Cabinet. Ilvcry dealer everywhere I If not at yours, write for Descriptive Circular to the nearest agency of tha Standard Oil Company (Incorporated)