TOPICS OF TUB TIMES A CHOICE BISECTION OF INTER ESTING ITEMS. Comnirttla nntl Crlllrlani llnnril Upon 1ii llnppriiliw "t the liny lllaliirlrnl Mini .Vrm Nolm. Unfortunately those who rook boats flro not all drowned. Thero In Imt ono mother's day In tho )'mr. Daughter lias nil tho others Tlio Ctilango tnnn who soya cntlng In n habit Is mistaken. Hating Is lie rodltnry. China npiwnrs to bo lior desire for progrosa. Iwrrew money. In onmcat In Shu wants to Gossip la ono of tho few tilings th.it doesn't loan Ita taste nftcr being vnrmed over acveral tlmoa. Tho value of n llali na a Rtibstltuto for beofatonk la 1 1 holy to toko eonio of tho roiimnco out of this aummor's fishing tiootry. An Indlann novel Is t's father line taken lo lltomluro. Indiana inny ndd to Ita nohlovotnoiitn by allowing Hint Jiorcdlty works both ways. Wonder If that follow who Btolo tho 410,000 picture In California a few days ago, did It to aatlafy tho crav ings of a hungry soul or nn empty ntomnolk. Tho old theory that a fool nnd lilt money nro aoon parted ahoutd bo re vlacd. If tlioro wcro no foolt In tho world (hero would bo loaa money In circulation. Ono man who thought opportunity was knocking at hla door married Ills ntcpmotlior. Now alio Is dead nnd ho finds by rending lior will that ho has boon dlaliilwrlted. Count Ilonl do C5itellnne, having .vtd n sudden nnd effectual orltnp put In hla political iiRplrntlnna, may liavo to touch Ida revered paronta for some of (Imt (lou til annuity to help pay ox Nmses. tszazrr i If American customs urrteom nro going to Imgln apologizing for nil Hit tioublo thoy make for returning Aniurlwin tourists, huw nro they go ing to hnvo nny time loft for oxnmln Jug tho baggage? A llelglan aeroplane carrying two men lms remained In tho air two lioura nnd twenty in Inn ton, the longeat flight by forty-five minutes. The iuiMirda of nuronaiitlM hnvo no effect on tho norvo nnd cnthiialnsm or tlvi during aky pilot. Tho northernmost grnvo of nil the fiitmborlwa grave of mirth la tho Inst Tiding plitca of Prof. Iloss (I. Murvln, who lost hla life while n mombor of niu IVnry expedition. A tnblot In hi uiMiuory was dedicated nt Cornell Uni versity recently nut! Commniuler IVnry wna tho principal speaker. An English novelist It In this conn try to study tho women. Tho Aumr Joan wouiiiii Just now seems tn bo tho most interesting topic of ulvlllzcd oio ntloii. HIIII, tlioro li no need to bo Kulug lo imtaldrt writers for n full tin iturslnmlliig of her. It dikes tho mi tlvo Aiuerlemi lo npprocluto lior lull wofth. Tho tide of Immigration Is oontliiu fug and lnorettslng. The Authorities nt Wiulilimteu HHtlmwIe (hat the ar rival during the prewnt year will lie not lee thou 1.090,000, which will mmie oloee lo the record. Tho tig uriw were 1.0t7,m In HH. 1.IO0.TU In 1000 mid IJMMIO In ItWT. The nwli this yenr shows (hot the offset or tho "panlo" of 1007 lute pretty well worn off. I'lilflskl nnd Koeclussko, two Polish fioroo whoso mimes are iwitletiluily revered by Amurlotins for (heir ser vloes in our War of ludopeiuluncc, nro now honored by monument nt Wash ington. OnugrtNM voted tho uiouoy for tho I'lilsskl monument, nnd wiiitrluu Hons Uy the Polish-American societies of this country paid for that of Kosvl uszko, Slnre lKtS (hero bus been ii monument to Koselusiko nt, Woet Point, whore extenslvo fortifications, imiter bis dlrectlen ns ehlof eiiHliieer, were eenslrueled during the devolu tion. The largest salmon pool: ever re corded U announced nn tho Pad lie roHst, where nbeut live nud one-fourth million ease repruseut tho output of the sangerles nearly half n million mm mare Hum during the Inst pre vious good seuenii, that of 1W4. Only tiiiM before lu the history of the Imel iieee lies the live-million nmrk been loaehed. The run of smIuiuii In lUtfO wus the largest ever known, and those who study tho conditions soy that tbe regulation wklih are now en forced nnd tho operation of the hatcheries nro not ouotigh to account for all of the Increase. They ad viuiro the theory Hint Hie depletion of the HerliiK Sea seal hords has an ImitortHiit bearing on tho Increasing ealmou Btipply. The son) herd, as It kous north to tho breeding-grounds, follows the run of the salmon, and tho fishermen assort that tho vora cious seal kills his weight lu salmon jvory day, Tho fact that a business firm has iiad tho temerity to eugago In a law milt to resist tho imposition of the "Hp," nud that It won its case, holds out somo proapeot of ultimate relief from this growing nuisance. A trav ullng salesman of the couaorn had turned lu, among other Items of Ida ox pun so ueeount. a charge of flSO for Hps to the waiters and other servants of a fasblonablo hotel. Tho tlrm ro luidlatcd the Item and refused to pay any portion of tho bill unless it was eliminated. The salesman sued for the ontlro amount of his bill, and tho court allowed it all excepting tho tips. It held that the regular hotel kill benefited tho employer, and was noceasary, also tho railroad nnd steam ublp fare, but that the Hps were a luxury and unnecessary. Tho coun sel for the salesman argued that the tips were a necessity without which tholr client could not bare lived at the high-toned hostelry with that pence and qulot of mind needed to transact hla employer's business sat isfactorily, but the court proved cal lous to this line of sympathetic ron soiling. Tho argument, however, re voals ono of tho compelling reasons for the giving of tiw. It la to nave tho equanimity nnd ponro of mind ol tlw giver. Ho would rather endure tho Ilia of n depleted pockctbook than to bravo tho acorn of tho arrogant waiter, tho IiiboIciico of tho hall boy, or tho contumely of presumed mean nesa. This Is nlso ono busla of tho extravagant living of tho day. It Is prldo In keeping up appoarnncos. ThU Is not altogether an unworthy mo tive, but It Is ruinous to those wlio cannot nfford It. It la quite unt il ral for ono to wish to Im-o na good a Iioiibo na hla neighbor, nnd not to hnvo hla ladlea wnlk when tlioso of hla neighbor rldo In their maehlnos Hut if such luxuries arc beyond his menna, only a stronger pride con come to Ma relief and aavo him from bank ruptcy. That la tho pride of paying ono hundred con la on tho dollar, The snmo high prldo can even nervo man to resist the Insinuating demand for a Hp from tho auperb servitor. EFFECTS OF NEAR-FASTING-. Mi Dnj-K' ".Nliinl" In Wlilrli tho Vn (Iftil liiiliia lit U.-IkI.I. Itoman Mlllor, a young jowalcr, la trying aomuthlng new In tho fasting lino fasting to gain flosli, tho Coin in bus (O.) corrostiondent of tho Now York Herald saya, This idea la not lila own, but was suggested to him by n phyalclan, and, atrange na it may aucm, ho gained n pound nnd n halt from Monday morning until Snturdnj night. llu nbatnlncd entirely from food for the (Irat threo days of tho week, net' Ing on the physician's ndvlcv, nnd while ho lms eaten alnco then, It has been but sparingly. After 1U break fast Monday morning Mr. Miller nle nothing whiitevor until Thursday morning, nnd during these seventy- two lioura drunk hut very little water. Thursday morning ho nto tho Julcu of nn orange, nnd Tliurdny nto n dry crust of bread nnd drank some milk. Friday bo nto two plecoa of bread nnd drank more milk, nnd Saturday nlso (I i nn k milk nnd nto two allies of broad. He will llvo on this diet for a week or so longer. Monday morning Mr. Miller weighed 1014 pounds; Thursday morning, at tho oud of hla seventy-two hours' fnat, he weighed 127, nnd KHturdny night, niter hla light bread nud milk diet, ho weighed 131 pounds. The mid effects of Him fasting wcro felt tho third dny, Mr. Miller wiya. 1'ho II ret nnd second days he felt noth ing more serious tlinu hunger, hut tho third day wna extremely nervous nnd restless the entire dny nud hail a slight htmdncho. A good night's sleep re moved this nervousness nud restless ness nnd he felt lu excellent health nud spirits when ho awakened Thurs day morning, Ills Idea la Hint from that Hmo on, lind ho fasted lougor, tho III effects would hnvo disappeared nnd that tho only thing ho would have noticed would hnvo been that' ho would hnvo gradually grown weaker became of the lack of food, lie broke Ills fast only beonuso ho was acting" under the orders of the physician, l-'rom now on he will Increase his nllowniico of milk dnlly until ho Is ready to u back lo n meat nnd vegetable diet. SrUTTINO A WCTimE. One Where IIik lliilf I'rmnl lireulrr limn I lie Whole, There Is no imluter who lends him self to "splitting'' so much as Itotll colli I. e., a division of the iwnel Into two perls so ns to form sonarst pic tures. Years ago I sold to m Mr. Hut tery of Uindon half a Botticelli, which Is now owned by llerr Ksufnisun of llsrlln. I have myself seen the other half of the picture, as well ns the pic ture In lis entire state. lu ono case I can recall tho halt proved greater than Hie whole. A cer tain Signnr Ilarlll bequeathed a valu able Ilottleelll to hie two grandsons, who were twins. Hut although twins, these two young men were rather quarrelsome nud had no taste In com mon. One pioposfd to ell the picture, which bud been (minted for one of their nnrestnrs, It Is said, by Ilottlcell' himself. Tho other would not consent. The llrst then proposed that the other should buy his share and keep tho pic ture himself. He took mo with him, nud I assigned the value of tho pic ture nt 6,000 lire, saying I would give Hist far it. The brother declined and suggested placing tho picture lu the custody of an aunt pending nn adjust ment of the terms. "Oh, very well," cried his brother, Hying into n passion, If you won't buy und won't let me soil there's only one thing to do." and before anyone could Interfere he emp tied three chambers of n revolver Into the panel, completely destroying one half of the composition, Including a St. John and n Joseph. The picture be ing sent to me to restore. I could do nothing with it, nnd strongly advised separating tho panel. Shortly nfter I did so the owner died, nnd 1 disposed of the work for G.000 lire to Adolph Kami. It la now, I believe, in Itussla. K. Iluiiono, In Strand Magazine. The I'aiiul Svillt-I, Whon they reached Montreal on tho elopement Chicago seemed far, far away, and thoy were both homesick. "I will Just (olograph (ho letler 'F' (o father." said tho bcautlfut bride. "That will mean forgiveness." "Hotter make It two 'F's,'" advised tho young bridegroom. "CJraclous, dearl And what will two 'Pa mean?" "Why, forglvoiicss nnd funds." Chi cago News. CSurileuluit, To dig and delve In nice clean dirt Can do a mortal little hurt. To llvo 'it)ongst lush and growing tilings Is llko to give tho spirit wings. Who works 'mid roses soon will And Their fragranco budding in his mind. And minds that sprout with roscj free Well, that's tho sort of mind for met People soon forget good advice when an agent Is on the other side. Old Favorites Soincllmr, Diimi-ivlirrc Unanswered yet, tho prayer your Hps have pleaded InviKony of heart those ninny years? Docs fnlth begin to fall, Is hope de clining, And think you all In vain those fall ing tears? Hay not the Hither lms not heard your prayer. You shall hnvo your dcslro sometime, somewhere. Unanswered yet? Hut you nro not un heeded; The promlsos of Ood forever standi To Him our dnyi nnd years alike are equal. "Have fH.lth In rjodt" It la your Lord's command. Hold on to Jacob's angel, and your prayer Shall bring n blessing down, sometime, somewhere. Unanswered yot? Nay, do not say un answered; I'crhapa your part la not yet wholly done, Tho work began when your first prayer was uttered, And Clod will finish what Ho has be gun. Keep Incenso burning at tho shrlno of prayer. And glory shall descend, somotlmo, somewhere. Unanswered yet? Nay, do not s.iy un answered: Iter feet nro firmly planted on tho Itock, Amid the wildest storms she standi undaunted, Nor (limits lieforo the loudest thun der shook. fho knows omnipotence has heard her prayer, And cries, "It shall bo done, somctlmt, somewhere." Ophelia CI, Drowning. llmr to 'tis time ,nU n Mil Have, I should talk to "Oh. your mother, Sweet Mnrv." ssvs I. -Ml .1,1.11 tit ,tttllAI-" UtM Mary, Ileglnnlng tn ory; 'for my mother says men nro deceiv ers, And never, 1 know, will consent; She my girls In a hurry who marry At leisure repent." Then suppose I would talk to your father, Sweet Mary," says I, "Oh, don't talk to my father," says Mary, Ileglnulng to ory. Tor my father he loves me ao dearly, He'll never consent I should go lf you talk to my fat her," says Mary, "He'll surely say 'no.' " "Then how shall I get you, my Jowel, Sweet Mary," says I. If your father and mother's so cruel, Most surely I'll die." Oh, never say die, dear," says Mary; "A way l' s.ivo you 1 see; Since my parents nro both so con trary You'd hotter ask me." Samuel Iiver. SCHOOL OF HADYOLOOY. I'nr Weal Approval for Dr. IMnn llnx'a Ui.lunn 31. N. I). I'litn. Only n woman would dnro suggest Hint tho enro of babies llvo, hungry, crying babies bo studied by the girls nt n university. Yet exactly this Is what Dr. Kdna Dny suggested, nnd tho University of Missouri set a going. Miss Dny long may she shine over the 'varsity's deiwrlment of home eeon nmlcs! has started n course of tattl ing, dressing, feeding and playing with babies, nnd hopes In Install a day nur sery also, nnd In-door and nut-door playrooms and n scientific kitchen for preparing children's food properly, the Spoknne Itovlew says. Tho cour.o Is no moro feminine recreation, but nn accredited nnd serious study. Though every brond-gnuged man ad vocates larger life and wider sphores for women, he nnd the wise, true worn nu recognise that the home la lior first sphere and regard right study nnd rearing of children as nn enrlohlng culture nnd as foundation laying for tho state. For yonrs past, however, womon'a colleges have been criticized as not equipping tholr sweet girl graduates on tho practical side. Tho training was not accomplishing nil Hint b been expoctod In making tho new wom an. The associations of their grad uates allege tho need of n change In (he courses at women's universities. It was frankly acknowledged Hint utno out of ten women marry and have children. Miss Pay nnd the University of Mis sourt nnswer the criticism nnd meet tho need. The university la the first .State-supported school to tako this new step In educating women The matter. as every person knows who Is familiar with the serious preventable mortality among infants. Is n vital matter. Napoleon said that what Franco most needed wns moro mothers, mid he was right. America nee-da more of Intelli gent and trained motherhood. Ml sourl's university helps to prepare fu turo mothers for their share In the world's vital work. EDUCATION FOR THE BOYS. N'hr Noun til SiimiII I'urmvr llewlup .Miiiiimt-rlul Al)llll-, Tho education acquired on tho small farm broadens citizenship becnuse It Is a many sided education and gives conect Impressions of many phases of life. All over tho world the small, in dependent farmers nro stanch support ers of conservntlvo government. Thoy nio '.ntonso lovers of homo and opposed to radical changes. Ultimately the small farmer learns to koep a reserve cash against emer gencies, and theso aggregated accumu lations become very Important factors In the capital of tho nation, fsr they nro more reliable than deposits from commercial sources. The vast sums of money necessary to carry on tho busi ness of a nation nro not derived from tho deposits of capitalists, but from the aggregation of millions of thrifty small depositors. This Is especially true In Hngland, France, Germauy and the United States. It has been observed for years that the sons of small farmers develop man aging ability. From their earliest yearn they nro compelled to do tnintri j and to net Independently. It Is from this source Hint the greatest number of matiagora of tho varloua enterprlsca of our country hnvo been drawn. Tho great valuo of cdiiratlng and trn nine youth for agriculture is so universally conceded that It docs no require discussion. Tho necessity of presenting nnd Impressing better types of husbandry upon adult farmers through demonstrations under tholr care la rapidly being accepted by tho American pcoplo as n most Important means of education for tho rural masses and necessary to any general and rapid advancement. If nil la considered education that "lends out," develops or trains the In dividual, then tho nmount of education acquired In even tho best schools only a fraction of what tho averngo man must know to succeed in life. Is, then, of the highest Importance to tho stnto Hint this greater mass of knowledge Bhotild bo correct, broad conservntlvo nnd clevntlng. Libera! provision hna been mndo for schools by tho atnto, by churches nnd by Indl vlduat glfta, but the molding of this greater knowledge to tho best Inter ests of society tins been mainly left to tho cnnrlco of Individual effort. The slnto can with propriety specially fos tcr such conditions of society, such lines of Industry or such occupations n8 evidently tend to mental nnd physl cnl vigor, to breadth of understanding, to the best citizenship and to tho stn blllty of tho 'stnto. For theso ends no more potent Influence has been found than an Intelligent, prosperous nnd contented body of thrifty small farmers. STRUQOLE AGAINST QEIIM8. IIi-IIim-IIoiik nt n I'ntlit-r, a Victim tit li rolloy f .Mrrllliulloit. Tho first question I want to nsk par ents Is this: What good nro a thou sand atcrlllr.cd milk bottles going to do you when you conic Into tho nur scry nml aco your youngest with Hint heavenly look upon his face sucking his shoo? It nil enmo over mo llko nn insplrn Hon tho other day when I raw him doing It that after nil, barring his technique, tho little fellow wns right In what ho wns trying to oxpross, Hint la In hla general Idea of not being so auspicious or tho Creator, n writer In Mount Tom says. I did not pull down his foot or tnko his shoo out of hi mouth. I Just stood still nnd envied him ns ho snt there In hla llttlo might nnd In hla llttlo bliss, tho llttlo calm god, n wholo Christendom of gorms nround him, lotting himself hnvo be fore his mother came In Just ono Utile off moment of living. I hnvo tried si mo (3 a. in. some times, February) when I hnvo got up to boll, to Impress this truth upon his mother; but It hna donn llttlo good, She still hollo nnd worries, Tho doc tor every tlmo ho calls encourages her to worry mid lvoll harder, nml now Intcly alio has begun n process of dis tilling nnd pnstcurhlng mo. She la living In hourly terror before her own bncllll nnd before my bacilli nnd tho children's (seven entlro sols alio hna to attend to In all) nnd It Is gottlng to bo very liardo tell what to do for lior. Tho germ theory does not seem to mo tn bo renlly practicable exropt for Infinite nnd omnipresent people. It Is worro than the mnrphlno hnblt. The moment n germ appears before her or tnnkos a feint or rumor of be ginning to appear within worrying dis tance of us (300 miles) she throws up her arms, utters a cry of despair and falls lUt before It. W&&V.V.VVVr.ir&irir&Z7irVV g Wit of the Youngsters Undo Henry So you nro going to school now, Willie. Do you love your teacher? Wllllo (aged 7) I should say not. She's too old for me. The Sunday school teacher had Just explained to the Juvenile clnss Hint the first parents were made from dust. "Now, Kduar," she said lo n bright llttlo fellow, "can you (ell me who the llrst man was?" "Henry Clay," was the prompt reply. Du.lng a few weeks spent In tfie country small Kva mlssod the tlsh served each Friday for dinner at home. "Grandma," sho snld one day, "don't you have nny Fridays In the country?' "Of courso wo do, dear," replies the old lady. "Wo have ono each week." "Well," eald Hva, "I thought perhaps you didn't, for I haven't smelled a Fri day since I've been hero." Aluminum In Tllle, The Increased faollltlea for extract tug aluminum from clay havo brought the price of that metal, which was once $10 a pound, down to about SO cents. Naturally It Is being used more and lu moro various thlugs than it was when tho price was so high, one of the latest uses to which It has been put being the warp In textile. These are used for evening cloaks and theatrical costumes. It makes tho fig ure of a woman look as If It had been dipped In silver. Of course, the metal Is drawu Into very fine threads nnd is the used in the textile smooth or twisted. Other things Into which It Is woven are neckcloths, pompadours, shoes, belts, noek tics, shawls, hats, otc. Aluminum yarn Is now being woven Into shoo strlug for ladles' shoes. Tho Pathfinder . 'I' liu duly Coui-lusloii, Tho story possibly npochryphal Is told of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of Sherlock Holmes, that one day n woman wished to consult him about somo thefts. "My detect ive powers," ho is reported by a writ- or in tho Washington Star to havo re plied, "are at your service." "well, said tho woman," "frequent and mysterious thefts have been oc curring nt my house for a long tlmo. Thus there disappeared last week a motor horn, a broom, a box of golf balls, a left rldtng boot, a dictionary, and a half dozen tin pie plates." "I see it," said the author. "The case Is perfectly clear. You keep a goal." It la easier (o blame your hoodoo than to admit your mistakes Opinions of TWELVE MILLION TELEPHONES. T IS reported that country 12,000.000 telephones, or ono for overy two houses in docs not mean that one-halt of tho real donees In tho country contain an inatru ment, alnco many business houses have a largo number, but tho figures nro Instruc- tlvo nnd IllumlnntlnK. Practically anybody In tho cities or towns nnd villages has a tele phone, whllo tlioso in the country districts nro legion. Tho astonishing fact is that each of theso phones Is used on nn average alx times n day. Tho total number of calls In n year runs up Into tho bllllotiB nnd Is not appreciable by tho human mind. This is tho moro remarknblo when wo consider that forty years ago there wns no such thing ns n tele phone, nnd oven twenty years ago tho Instrument was not common outside of business houses. Now they novo become ono of the necessities of life. Wo uso tho tele phono not only In business, but for social purposes, for shopping and marketing and for almost every purposo whero wo used to use tho mnlls or do without. If by nny catastrophe tho telephones of tho country should be silenced forever It would amount to ii calamity of the first magnitude. Wo hnvo adjusted our lives to tho telcphono nnd could not do without It unless we made new and undcslrnblo arrangements. Philadelphia Inquirer. REGULATION OF THE AIR. AWS hnvo been passd by Gormany, Franco and Switzerland having to do with tho traffic of tho nlr. Tho city of Paris has fixed n duty for tho entrance of aeroplanes In keeping with tho duties collected at tho gates upon nulomoblles nnd horse-drawn vchlclos. It will not bo long before legis tm niiiiiijiinf lation governing Hying will be general. Tlioro must bo laws regulating speed and tho height to bo down. Lanes of traffic will hnvo to be mapped out It thero nro to bo ninny machines, Certain types may hnvo to bo kept upon ono level white other patterns Journey through their individual planes. The policing of the nlr Is going to be n tough nut for tho lawmakers to crack. Stnto boundaries nnd the borders of nations nro lo become ex ceedingly Indcflnablo, The most Interesting ono of tho difficulties so far foreseen i elates to the ownership of tho nlr. Under tho common law a property holder owns all tho ground be neath him nnd nil tho nlr above. How Is ho going to wnrn off the trespassers upon his ntmosphcro nnd how Is he going to collect damage for trespass? Judgo James W. Uernrd of tho r'upreino Court of New York says a property owner can enforce nn order against flying over tho land so fat ns the law gives htm flint privilege, hut, tn enso of suit, ho will gain llttlo recom pense. "Such nn owner," ho says, "could not collect moro than six cents, unless tho neroplano did dmnago to tho property. It would bo simply a case of Injury without damages." Automobile Inws nro n Jumblo of Tho spring publishing season In Ixn don Is said to have been far from suc cessful. Ono commontntor declares Hint the real cniuo of this condition Is Hint so few of tho books Issued are of nny permanent vnlue. There's something In Hist. Augusta llulell Seaman's new book, Jacqueline of the Carrier Pigeons', li a n uIa.ii . . .u.i. .. I . . , . Ii Ills Inrln siege of l.eyilen In the days of Wll Ham the Silent, and Ita young liero, (lysbert CornelllMH. Is an actual hoy of whom history lias given a brlof glimpse. Signer d'Annutulo has been staying quietly In Paris, studying the life ol the dressmakers employed In (Tie great fashion establishments for (ho pu pe.ts of his new book, "Amaranta." Tho heroine Is a poor girl who leaves her Italian home to seek employment In Paris. The third and last volume of Gen eral Kuroiwtkln'a memoirs has up pea red In Itussla. In this tie attacks the Itusslan press for having, as he de clares, contributed to the demoraliza tion of the Itusslan troopa during the war with Japan; and he ndvlsos that lu future wars only events calculated to raise the morale of an army should be allowed to l mentioned In the newspapers. That unconventional book, "The Martyrdom of Man," by Wlnwood Iteade, nephew of the novelist Charles lleade. has lately gone Into an elgh teeuth edition. It was of Its author that his uncle once said that he was "heir to considerable estate and gifted with genius; but he did not live -long enough to Inherit (he one or (o madire (he other." Wlnwood Roade wrote many books of fiction nnd travel, but only the volume mentioned above has survived. A now series of books to be called the "Harvard Studies in Comparative Literature" has Just been founded by Professor Scho9eld of Harvard, who Is to ba the goueral editor. It Is to com prise works by Harvard graduates or Instructors in the field of comparative literature. Professor Santayana, the philosopher, essayist and poet, will start the series with a book on "Three Philosophical Poets Lucretius, Dante, and fiootUo." The series is to be pub lished by the university. H. Addlngton Hruce In "Daniel Doone and. tho Wilderness Road" has written a book which serves the double purpose of a biography of Uoone am) a Itudy of tho first phase of the territorial growth of the United States. As biog raphy, the work presents n complete accouut of Doone'a life and an estimate of his specific contribution to the prog ress of the nation. As history, the process of expansion In Its military, political, economic and social aspects Is considered. Maxim Gorky has now married Mmo. Andrleva. who caused his last visit to America to end somewhat disastrously. Mine. Andrleva was a noted actress before she married Gorky, and It Is reported that Gorky has renounced so cialism, has been expelled from that party as a renegade and that he Is coming to America to star his wife tn several of the plays he has written. Editorials Great Papers on Important Subjects. thero nro now In this the country. This otorybody who Is Stnto regulations Slnco renouncing socialism It Is said Hint ho no longer deserves tils ptou donym Gorky, which signifies "tho bit lor," ns ho hns become optimistic and cheerful. FROM ONE WIZARD TO ANOTHER. Ilotr 'II um A. liilUuu Found lli Jllnry or huiuuel l II, Mre, In tho middle "80's" Thomas A. lidlion took n house lu Grnmorcy Park, Now York City, whore ho found himself very woll situated for the lols lire which ho always enjoys, being by nature a reposeful man and not the grinding dynamo that people so often fancy him. Fow things suit better the mood of Idleness than to poke aim lessly nround mi old house that has Its legible traces nnd signs uf human occuiMiiicy, mid thus one day Hdlsoti found himself In the garret uf the house, whore somo old furniture had been stored, n writer In the .Metropolis says. Opening ono of tho drawers, he saw lying within n flat oblong book labeled "Dally Journal." To hla astonishment this proved tn be noth Ing leas than nn original dlnry kept by Samuel F, 1). Morse, lnvontor of the universal system of telegraphy which bears his name. The entries belonged to a brief-but most Interest Ing period of his life, the year ISIS. supplemented by transcripts of Ini portant correspondence dated back as far ns 1813, when the electro magnetic telegraph system wns being construct ed between Washington and Haiti- moro. Kdlson put the book away carefully and took it with him when he estab lished himself at his present country homo In Now Jersey. He has now placed it In the hands of the Ameri can Institute of Electrical Engineers, with the remark in his accompanying lettor or July 22, laoa: "As this ap poara to me to be a matter of great sclentlflo and public interest, I feel that thla Journal should be placed where It may be accessible to others, nnd I therefore tnko much pleasure In forwarding the same herewith and In presenting It to your institute In the hope that It may be deemed worthy of receiving a placo among the me mentos of the telegraphic art In your library." That Edison himself, the great tel egraph Inventor of our age, who stands next tn line to Franklin and Morse as master of the electrical forces, should have chanced thus casually on lost relic of his predecessor Is, to say the least, a notable coincidence. The first bride who ever mado a honeymoon trip on a railroad In Amer ica did more by that act to expedite the building of the world's first trunk line, declares C. F. Carter, In his book. When Ilallroads were New," than the ablest statesmen, engineers and finan ciers of the Empire State bad beet able to accomplish by their united ef forts In half a dozen years. The brldj who achieved so much was Mrs. Henry L. Plerson of Ramapo, N. Y. Mr. and Mrs. Plerson were In Charleston. S. C, early in January, 1831, on their wedding tour. Wheu Mrs. Plerson heard that a steam loco motive was to make Its first trip with train-load of passengers from Charleston to Hamburg, six miles away, she was eagor tp take the ride; and her husband agreed. The two curs were crazy "contrap X mm IS a mm A GIRL'S ENTHUSIASM. and city ordinances. Add to them tho neroplane laws soon to be enacted, and consider tho muddle of legisla tion for which the busy llttlo gasoline cuglno must bo hold rosponslblo. Toledo DIado. RAISINO THE "MAINE." HE loss of no vessel, naval or other, ever mndo n greater Bonsatlon or was fraught with graver consequonccs than the myste rious destruction of tho battleship Main in Havana harbor Fob. 1G, 1898. This tragedy, which Involved tho deaths of 206 American sailors, mado inevitable tho war with Spain a-d the freedom of Cuba. Now, nrtcr a dozen year, Congress has paased an net appropriating money for tho removal of the battered wreck. Thla action la In recognition of a pcralstcnt public demand, baBcd partly upon tho sentimental considera tion that tho bodies of slxty-sovcn sailors wcro novor removed from tho sunken hull, partly upon tho prac tical ground that tho wreck Is n mennco to navigation, nnd pi.rtly upon the feeling that the raising nnd exam ination of tho hull will clear up any uncertainty ns to the naturo of tho uxploslon which caused tho wreck. A naval board of inquiry, nfter sitting twonty-threo days, found that the battleship was destroyed by nn oxtcrnnl agency, prcsumnbly n mlno under tho bottom nnd somcwhnt on tho port side. This opinion was based largely upon tho reports of tho divers, who found that the bottom plates over a considerable area had been bent lnwnrd nnd upwnrd over thirty feet. Tho Bpnnlsh government mado nn Inquiry of Its own, nnd malntnlncd Hint tho explosion was from within. Tho ngltntlon for raising tho Mnlno has been continu ous since 1808, nnd thero Is general satisfaction nt the nctlon of Congress. Cuba is especlnlly plcnscd. It probably would hnvo undcrlnkcn tho work Itself In bo hnlf of tho appearance nnd safety of Ita principal har bor had It not been deterred by lack nt money nnd by considerations of International etiquette. Youth's Companion, THE WORLD GOINO INSANE r SANITARIUM specialist declares Hint 2CG years henco tho entire population of tho world will bo Insane. Anyone who follows tho ovtdnnco of the medlrnl experts In n murder ense will bo Inclined to bellovo htm, mid to bellovo that the medical pro fession will bo the llrst to succumb to do- rnngeiiient. Fortunately, however, thero are many per fectly sane persons, nnd there Is no fenr of nny such terrible fate ns thla pessimistic physician piopheelos. Medlcnl icluiico is constnutly advancing. Presently tuberculosis will bo driven from the face of the earth. Harterlology lms already defeated numerous diseases that wcro onco dendly. 1'ventunlly dlscnso.its we know It to-day, will no longer exist. Preventive medicine Is revolu tionizing civilization. There Is no room for pessimism lu tho medical profession, to whosu splendid optimism humanity looks for Its greatest nld townrd tho Ideal life which tho future must develop.-Chicago Journal. tions" on four wheels, resembling stage conch bodies as much as they did anything olso; but tho train con trived to got over the entlro systccn of six miles and back again at a fair ly satisfactory spied. Tho bride was delighted. She couid talk of nothing else. When sho re turned (o Hcniapo alio gave her brother-in-law, Klcazer Lord, nnd her fath-er-ln-law, Jeremiah Plerson, such glow ing nccounta of her railroad trip that they wore tired with enthuslnsm. Tho bridegroom hnd already becomo nlmost ns ardent an advocate of railroads as his bride. Young Mrs. Plerson gave it ns her opinion (lint If a steam railroad were built It would be possible to go from New York to Iluffslo In 21 hours. At llrst tho men-folks were Inclined to smllo at this, but thoy were thorough ly Impressed with the value of tho lo- ecvnotlve as desorlbed by this ardent advocate. Mrs. Plerson's girlish enthusiasm was the determining factor which crystallized tho Ideas of those men and' led them to tako tho steps which final ly resulted In the building of what Is now known as tho Erie road, which, by uniting tho ocoan with tho Great Lakes, became tho world's first trunk line. No rallrotd had a more romantic his tory than thla one, which had Its Incep tion In so romantic an Incident. It re quired 20 years of toll and anxletv, sacrifice and discouragement lo get tho lino through, but It was accomplished at last, and the bridegroom and bride were again passengers on a trip whlci will live In history. This time the bride was a handsoma woman of middle ago, but sho was Just as proud of her husband as she was on that first trip, for ho was vice presi dent of the road, the longest continu ous line In the world; and the trains did movo at a spood that would havo carried them from New York to Buf falo In 24 hours, Just as sho had prophesied two decades before. Dciitlat tu lUe Muntoilon, If one wore to reason wholly frocu appearances, the prehistoric mastodon must have had an accomplished dentist with modern appliances. This Is the conclusion one might reach after read ing an Incident cited by John R. Spears In "Gold Diggings of Cape Horn." Tho story was told to the author by a South American miner, who himself fcund tho curious deposit. This miner, searching for gold along the coast, found in an earth bank a fos sil which proved to be a part of a mas todon's lower Jaw, with two teeth In place. The bone was In such a decayed con dition that the finder was about to throw It away, when his eye fell on a crack In the top and side of one of the teeth. The cavity thus formed was filled with a foreign substance, to which the miner applied his knife, and found, to his astonishment, that it was pure gold. The explanation of the curious dis covery' Is probably as follows; Tho gold, contained lu broken-down quartz, was washed Into the cavity by the ac tion of water, deposited there, and tha fine grains united to form a nugget. The old bone simply happened to be lying in the track o! the silt. The piece of gold thus formed weigh ed about eight grams. No girl Is entirely happy and satis fied with her lover If she continues ta say her prayers during her eagae-nns