Smith Wants Eggs
We will pay eafollowi for flnt-tlaaa pro
duce. Shlpbrexpreaa.
Vtl Oe
Pork ,, 120
Ltva Hens,, l$o
Uve Sprlnc Cttlcktiu, lb 20 to 22to
Ecn 26c
Addreet
' FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
"rifhtln the Beef Truat"
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Aantnat th. La,
Sheriff HI, thar, what you doln
With them thar worms?
Fisherman I'm putting a new worm
on my hook. That confounded perch
Cot away with the Inst one.
Sheriff I guess you'll hare tor come
along with mo. Don't ye know that
rebates li agin' tho laws of these here
united States? Independent
Tended Conceealona.
"In a truo love affair concessions
must bo made on both sides."
"TUat Is what the duko lays. He
has offered to giro up baccarat If dad
will part with another million." Kan
sas City Journal.
.Mleunderetnod.
Mrs. Hoyle One of ray ancestors
was a signer of tho Declaration of In
dependence. Mrs. Doyle Whose dl
Tores decras did ho sign? New York
Press.
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Wonld Cat Oat Doe-e,
"In Norway," remarked tho globe
trotter, "no girl Is allowed to have a
beau until she can bake bread and
knit stockings."
"In this cpuntry," rejoined tha fussy
bachelor, "there should be a law for
bidding any girl having a beau until
she Is able to navigate the streets
without the ntd, of a dog on the end
of a string." Chicago News.
Blood Humors
Commonly cause pimples, bolls, hives,
eczema or snlt rheum, or some other
form of eruption; but sometimes they
exist In 'he system, Indicated by feel
Ines of weakness, languor, loss of ap
petite, or general d'jblllty, without
causing any breaking out.
They aro expelled and tho wholo sys
tem Is renovated, strengthened and
toned by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Oct It today In usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called 8arsntabs,
Somebody Sorry,
Sunday School Teacher Now, chit
dren, tho subject is tho story of the
Prodigal Son. Can any ono tell mo
wiho was glad when the prodigal re
turned?"
"Tho father," was tho unanimous re
sponse.
"And who was sorry?" asked the
teacher.
"Tho ratted calf," promptly re-
sponded'a llttlo girl. Plttston Qatotts.
Precocious Foroaimht,
'Tommy," said the teacher, "you
have ma do some Inexcusable mistakes
In your geography lesson."
"Ycs'm," said Jha precocious youth,
"When I'm a man I'm going to be an
explorer. I want to avoid the minute
accuracy which will lead people
discredit my observations." Washing'
ton Star.
Kunyon'a Vmw 11 11U rots lot lira,
Into arllrltr br atntla malhoda. Tbay dl
cot tcour, arlpt or wtaken. Tbey trt a
loo w so tot aiomtcn, urtr aou Dtrrtii
l&rlgoratt Inilrad of watkan. Tbey ca
rich tha blood tod (Dibit the stomach to
eft til tbe nourishment from food that Is
pot into it. Toaat pins contain no etio-
milt Ibty art soothing, htallor and ttlm
tlatl
tlnir. For salt by all draa-arlatt lalOt
and Sc slsct, f yoo nrtd mrdlctl td-
tire, wrltt Uonyon'a Doctors. Tbey wilt
auTi io too vi or lorir anuuy aoo
lotrlr fret of Cbtra. MtlNVON'rl, ti
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Band 10a for trial packaca.
TDV HIIDIilE Whin Your Eysa
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ASTHMA AND HAY PEVCR
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Kenedy. Ask your druggist or send
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J. C. WYATT, Druggist,
VANCOUVtR, WASHINGTON.
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What does that meant
It means that the men that in a
past generation would have been In
dependent merchants are now tho em
ployes of theso stores, and never can
be anything elso; employes on wages
with time checks, Ones, and their dally
work dependent upon a manager's
price. That Is their prospect In life.
It Is hard (In some of Its aspects), and
we dislike to admit It, but It Is the
truth.
The gigantic department stores and
mall order houses are built of th
ruins of Independent stores, Just as
the Christian churches of Home were
built of tho fragments of the old tctn
pies, and each Independent store de
stroyed Is an Independent merchant
turned Into a salaried employe.
Charles Edward Russell In Success
Magazine.
Mothers will find Mrs. Window Bootbln
Bjrup me txst remear to uaoior luaircnuaraq
auriof ma KaioiDf yoriou.
Katare aa at Itenler.
A great, broad, consoling and funda
mental fact remains that In a largo
majority of diseases which attack hu
manlty under 90 per cent ot tbe unfa'
vorable Intluenccs which affect us na
turo wilt effect a euro If not too much
Interfered with. As tho old proverb
has It, "A cnan at 40 Is cither a fool
or a physician," and Naturo Ib & good
deal over 40 and has never been ac
cused ot lacking Intelligence. Woods
Hutchinson, M. D In Delineator.
Sarin Thlnar Differently.
"What you lack, my boy," said hi
elderly uncle, "Is the definite purpose
the steady aim, tho overmastering Im
pulse, the all-absorbing, all-coinpellln
determination to forco your way to th
front, regardless of whatover obstacles
may lie In your pathway."
"No, uncle," demurred the nephew
"I've got every one of those things all
t lack Is tht sixty horat power auto
mobile." .
Shake) Xttto Tour Shoa
ADan'a FooUGaaa, a powdar for tha feet. It curat
painrui, a oiien, amartms, awaatlns; irct. Maxes
ntw ihoe. rar. Bold br all DrunUka anil 8hoa
Btoroa. Don t accent any aubntltuia. Ham
mEli Aildmo A. H, Olmatot, La Hoy, N. Y.
I'reCerreil to I'ay,
A little miss riding on n Brooklyn
trolley car tho other day tendcrod tho
conductor half faro.
"How old nro you, llttlo glrlT" hs
queried, gingerly handling her fare,
Bho pursed her lips for n moment,
then calmly opened her purso, drop
ped two moro pennies Into the con'
ductor's extended palm, snapped hor
purso and demurely replied:
"You htfvo your fare, sir; my statl
tics aro my own. Uronklvn Llfo.
Ilia .KxaauatlMai Mental Labor,
"If you hnvo any trndo or occulta
Hon," asked tht woman of the housa,
"why don't you follow Itr
"Ma'am," said Turfold Knutt. with
his mouth full, "I work fourtton hours
every day."
"HowT At what?"
"Wit ms mind, ma'am, same es all
da great Inventtra do. I'm tryln
think up a auba'toot for Inly rubber."
Chicago Tribune.
The OullaTiiiar UrauUiuothrr.
"You will havo to let mo off for
day or two In April, ma'am."
"Why, Nora, what for?"
"I must be atck a bit, ma'am."
"Sick,' Nora t"
"Sure, ma'am. I'm th' crandmothra-
of an offlco boy who wants to git off
an' see th' openln' ball game, ma'am."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
OatelaaaaA.
Wtarltd with hit everlasting hike
tht Wandering Jew stopped to rest
"Whav'a the ustT" he exclaimed.
can't kttp up with old man Weston to
save my llfel lie's forty miles ahead
of ma and going like the wlndl"
Itunntng a -trembling hand throutli
his flowing beard, he proceeded to heap
a few choice maledictions on the day of
bis birth.
Waal'a Uef
"You don't take your dootor with you
when you travel now, I see," said hit
confidential friend.
"No," said the financial magnate;
"he's too tyrannical. Resides, It's Just
as cheap to have him fix me up after
I've come back from one of my long
trips."
ucciuviiy aiuivii.
Visitor I have often heard of your
"elevated loop problem." What la It?
Old Itesldent (who happens lo be
stockholder) The problem Is how to
get the most nickels out of It with thv
least expenditure of money on It Chi
cago Tribune.
LAZY LIVER
"I find Cascarcta so eood that I would
ttot be without them. I was troubled a
great deal with torpid liver and headache.
Now since taking Cascarcta Candy Cathar
tic I feci very much better. I shall cer
taialy recommend them to my frienda'as
taa nest medicine i uave ever seen."
AnrtA Baxinet.
Otboro Mill No. 9, Pall River,
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DaUood. Nevar Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
IOc.Sie.Wc Never ioU In bulk. Tbe ran
Bine tablet Unpad C C C CuaranUat to
aura or your monay back.
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WORLD OF FALSE IDEAS
Some Peculiar Beliefs That Have
Been Proved Wrong as the
Years Qo By.
THE INACCURACIES OF HISTORY,
fallacies Regarding Weather, Cats,
Moths, Pendulums, Steam and
falling Now Exploded.
Tho world Is full of fallacies, entire
ly apurt from tho great mass of super
stttlons which in thumaelvcs form n
class, a writer In the Now York liven
ing Post says. A little knowlcdgo Is
a dnngcrouB thing, and a superficial
knowlcdgo of tho sclunco will cnuso
pcoplo lo bcllovo Hint tho earth Is
cooklo-shnpcd, or that orchards llvo on
air, or that snlaninndura can really live
In lire. Other welru) beliefs ruu a par
allel courso with tho materia mcdlca;
for Instance, that whooping cough can
be cured by lotting a piebald horse
brcatho on tho child, or that measles
can be cured by taking the child
through three parishes In a day.
Weather Is tho subject ot quantities
ot absurd theories, among which sumo
pcoplo rank first tho Idea that th
govornmcut forecasters can predict It
Thero Is a belief that mild winters
follow a mild December. There wero
thoso firings of cannons and exploding
aerial bombs soma years ago to make
rain fall on tho thirsty farm lands.
We aroeven told now that our old
pets, the equinoctial storms, aro but
creatures of tho Imagination.
History abounds In things which
never Happened. Wellington never
said, "Up, guards, and at them I" at
tho battlo of Waterloo. Dick Wnlt
tlngton novcr camo to London with
domcstla nnlmnl called a cat. Wll
Ham Toll novcr shot tho applo off hla
son a head and Horntlus never defend
cd tho bridge Tho old story about
Lady dodlva has been absolutely dis
proved. Cinderella Is Bald to hav
worn glass sllppors to tho famous ball
at which she mado hor reputation. In
the old Eastern version, alio woro fur
slippers. That cats suck tho breath
out of sleeping babies Is an old nb
surdity that dies hard. Tho human
raco Is Intelligent enough In this day
and generation to understand electric
lights and wireless, aeroplanes and nu
tomobllcs; but you still occasionally
seo In tho nowspapcrs accounts ot cats
who havo killed babies by sucking
their breath. This Is ono way ot say
Ing that tho cat, liking a warm place
to lie, has jumped Into the baby's bed
and suffocated tho occupant by lying
on It The average llttlo baby Is less
In weight than tho average cat. and Is
scarcely capable of driving a cat away,
The pendulum does not mako the
clock go. It merely makes It go oven
ly. Steam Is Invisible. What wo see
emerging from locomotives and tho
tops of tall buildings Is steam which
has begun to turn back Into wator.
Nails and teeth of animals aro not
poisonous themselves. A scratch or
blto from dog or cat may prove so,
but only becauso somo Impurity or
germ uas been deposited In the ugly
wound which results. When a Berpent
bites he discharges a special poison
winch is secreted from glands.
Many people think that a soft-boiled
egg which has been allowed to cool
cannot bo made hard by a second boll
lug. This Is not truo.
Kvory time a workman falls from
forty-story building thero aro people
who say: "Well, ho probably didn't
feel It when ho struck." Thero Is little
or no basis for this belief that a per
son Is dead or unconscious at the end
of a long fall. Our surviving Jumpors
from Drooklyn brldgo prove this, and
Unit n person retains consciousness Is
shown by tho enso of tho English boy
who feu down n pit somo 250 feet deep
and shouted "iioiowi" threo times on
the way down. One theory Is that
person falling would not bo able to
breatho; but a train at sixty ml lea
an hour Is moving faster than one
would move In falling 100 or so feet,
and no ono pretends that ono would
dlo of suffocation If ho puts his head
out of the train window,
The old tradition that a drowning
person rises threo times beforo ho
goes down sounds well In Carnegie
medal stories, but Is not true. A per
son rises so many times as he can get
to the surface which may bo once or
hundred times and ho drowns when
he Is so full ot water that ho cannot
breathe.
TRACTNO FREIGHT CARS.
Hew Tlme-Kreliiht IltilUaaT Rlook
llaa Hceu Tamed anil Subdued,
A freight car Is essentially common
property, It has to go from one line
to another In the courso of Its, busi
ness, it nas to carry toaus irom jacK-
sonvllle, FJa., to Spokane, Wash.;
from Phoenix, Arl., to Augusta, Me. If
all the freight cars In tho United
States were owned by one big company
and if that company charged tbe rail
roads for the oxact amount of uso
which they mado of each car the sit
uation would theoretically be more
reasonable than It Is to-day.
But la aay case the wanderings of
freight cars will always entail an enor
mous amount ot labor with pen and
pencil and telegraph key and type
writer and long-distance telephone.
The modern hunter ot freight cars
Is not satisfied with knowing where
all the cars on his own line are at the
nd of each day's run, the Technical
World says. Modern business life has
become so rapid that In tho case of
certain kinds ot freight It Is neces
sary to know Just where each car Is
every few hours. This kind of freight
called time freight.
Ordinary freight Is dead freight.
TiaM freight consists only of certain
materials. Theso materials run alpha
betically all the way from asbestos,
flirAtiirh rf-mntiArrlfa. Pffff.MiA flllara
peanuts and varnish, dowa to
All cars In time freight trains
. . ... ... . .
ara reporiea of leie&rapu uum oil oi-
Tou aa sUnd la front of a big
th -lt U like tbe board
on a stocK orokors office except tmu
It has little holes In It and wateh
the progress of tho cars In a time
freight train from point to point. As
tho telegrams como In tho pegs aro
moved from hole to hole. If you
started a carload ot varnish from Chi
cago to Omaha last night you can
come In to day and seo Just whoro that
car Is. You can watch It all the way
to Omaha on tho board.
It is a cruel humllatlon for the
freight car. It used to bo a wild
stray animal, but now it Is tamed and
domesticated. Just as wo now havo
municipal lodging houses for tramps
so wo have telegraph record boards for
freight cars. Pretty soon nobody will
bo ablo to escape from tho authorities
It is only occasionally, under modern
methods, a freight car tracer has to
go out and bring It home by forco.
INVENTOR OF DIVING ARMOR
I) re. a In Ha I'rcaont Form Ia Due
io Vnlve Jliitle In 1838.
Among pioneer Inventors, to whom
tho diving dress In Its present per
fected form owes so much, was Wll
Ham Manilla Taylor. Tho previous
"hit or miss" attempts wcro super
seded by tho Taylor patent of Juno 20
1838 (No. 678), In which tha csseii
tint feature was tho valvo allowing
tho emission of consumed nir without
an Influx of water. Previous to that
tlmo thero had been tho diving chests
and tho diving bell, of which tho tat
ter, Introduced by Smcaton, In 1778
was tho safest and most practical do'
vlco for subtnarlno exploration. The
diving bell lias been developed along
sldo ot tho diving dress, and Is still In
use.
The general nppcaranco ot Taylor's
diving armor waa like that ot
knight's suit of mall, except for n
prominent bulgo In the body piece
A largo plpo coming down from tho
surface, and penetrating tho body
riRsr Divi.ta abhor.
pleco on tho other side, and was pro
vided with a valvo which carried off
the exhaust Although diving armor
has now reached Its perfected state,
this valve has never been materially
Improved upon. Tho accompanying
Illustration Is reproduced from Mr
Taylor's patent Sclcntllla American
MAYOR OF PORTO VELHO.
Unlqno Dlellnctliiu Conferred Upon
Amerlfau lu Heart of llraall.
To be mado tho cunyor of a foreign
community while still retaining
American cltlonshlp and to "got away
with tho goods" Is something that
docs not fall to the lot of tho av
erage American, jn Thomaston, I
I., however, the Now York Telegram
says, "thero Is to day a llvo, up-to-tlnto
American, enjoying his first visit
homo In 35 months, who Is tho mayor
of u placo some 10,000 ;nlles away, In
tho very heart ot South America.
On the Booth liner Clement there
arrived Thomas l- Murphy and four
of his associates, Loftln E. Whlto,
Moo" Ougcnholm, W. Qerold Cooper
and Fred Bchmldt Tho quintet huvn
been in Brazil more than two years
laying out a railroad route from Ma
deira Morrow among tho headwaters
of tho Amazon, which Is to stretch
across the continent when It Is com
pleted,
Times wero a bit dull at Porto vol
ho, so named for no reason In par
ticular, for thero was no habitation
thero until the flvo Americans arrived
on the spot to lay out their railroad
To while away some or their spare
time the Americans decided to hold
an election.
Tho native portors and laborers
were given pieces of pasteboard and
told to place them In the big box ut
tho entrance -al tho whlto man's camp
when Qugenhelm gave the signal.
In the Improvised ballot box the
natives dropped their bits of paste
board, each of which read as follows;
I vote for Thomas i. Murphy for
Mayor of Porto Velbo."
There was no question as to the
unanimous vote and otter Murphy's
election to office the flvo Americana
proceeded to dlvldo tho rest of tbe
municipal offices between tbe other
four. According to the law of Brazil,
however, the natives having voted reg
ularly and willingly, really elected
Murphy to the ofilce of mayor of
hitherto unknown Porto Velho, and
when the five Americans left there a
month ago some Bralllan settlers were
very much wrought up over the
proposition of possibly never seeing
their mayor again and over not being
ablo to elect another man as their
head because ot the presont Incumbent
of tho mayor's office,
When a rattlesnake Is annoyed, II
shakes Its rattles, and pcoplo quit an
noying It Wo wish we had rattles to
shako at tbe approach ot a book
agent
We hope soma man will finally be
found who never loved but one
wocsaa
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this Wellington I'inno wo'ro selling for $J75 on easy wym.-nfi thnt
wo'ro willing to lot it bo irS OWN SALESMAN.
It will toll It's own Hory to you in your homo If you'll send us tho
coupon.
Please send me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
Name
Hh. Ill.ln'l Cure.
Mrs. Stuyvesant Kith, at n luncheon
in New York, snld with good-humored
mockery of tho suffragettes;
"It they keep on, their outlook, real
ly, will become as naively stilish as
Mrs. Dash's. Mr. Dash, as his young
wife posed beforo tho mirror In a dec-
olleto gown from tho dearest shop In
the Ruo de la 1'alx, regarded tho pret
ty llttlo lady ludulscntly, and said
Ith a sigh:
'"You do look nlco In that frock,
dear, but It cost mo n heap ot monoy.'
" 'You dear old boy, tho cried, 'what
do I care for money when It's a ques
tion of pleasing youT'"
rarnona Mia Who Naver Married,
Among the Illustrious men who
passed through life In alnglo blessed
ness may be mentioned Sir Iaaao Now
ton, Thomns Ilobbcs, author of "Tho
Leviathan;" Adam Smith, tho father
of political economy; Chamfort, the
grontest of French talkers; Gaasendl,
Gallic), Descartes, Spinoza, Locke,
Kant, nishop llutlcr, tho author of
"Analogy;" Davie, Lelbnlts, Hume,
(llbbon, Macnuley, Ilucklo, Pitt.
Charles James Fox, Leonardo da
Vinci, Ilaphaol, Michelangelo, Sir
Joshua Ileynolds, the artist Turner,
Ilandol, Uocthoven, Bchopenhnuer,
Ilosslnl, Mendelssohn and Meyerbeer.
Detroit Journal,
RESTORE YOUR HEALTH
It; is tho privilege of most
men and women to be
strong and healthy, and if
you aro sullenngirom any
weakness ot tho btomncn,
Liver or Bowels, take the
Bitters just now. It is
for Poor Appetite. Head
ache, Indigestion, Dyspep
sia, Costivcness, Malaria,
Fever and Ague. Tit a
bottle today, but he sure
and get the genuine, with
rnvaio otamp on necK.
OSTETTER'
OELKBRATKD
STOMACH
BITTER
Alcohol. Tobacco, Cocaine, Morphine,
Cigarette or Other
DOPE HABITS CURED
Positively and harmlessly in short time
uy mo new uiconciu Momou. i rout
ment is not oxnenslvo or painful. You
need not remain u slavo to your habits,
when a short stay at our Sanitarium
win mane you in-o, Auuress
OLCONEIA CO.,
Arlcta Station. Portland, Or.
W. L. DOUGLAS
SHOES
fl, M, 3.50, f 3, 2.S0 & 2
THK STANDARD
FOR 30 YEARS.
Million of aaea wear
W. L. Dotitla ekoea be
cauae the a, tk. low.
e.t price, quality cos.
.Id. red. to th. world.
Made upon hoaor.ol lit.
ba.1 leatkere, fcr th.
aaMt akuled worfcmea,
la ail I
W. L. Ooutlaa SS.00
and S4.00 thoee aqual
Ctutoni Bantu Work
fiW as.00 to f a.oo.
toyt,Shtni,t3ll2.lOAS2
.,W. UDoarUa
A.ki
foraatelaruer towntcHi.fi
H
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naraateee their value by ttaniplav
ana price on lua Willcin. jok fur .1.
Nu Vuk.lllule. Jail Col.r SutUtt.
r.urrf.itl..ror W. I- Tau.1.. ihn.L l iml
ir UmllOrifcrCalatox jbo.
Dr. B. C. Wright
Have your teeth out and plate and bridge work
done. Cor out-of-town patron, we finish plata
and bridge work In one day U tieceaaary.
ritlCES:
KttCrrm....S5.()0
Z2liBdanrwa..$330
OUrahri Slap
toadriaci... $1.09
MmnCmii..,. SOcee
CaWftaUw Hi In $5.00
rut $7-50
Pia'ra EilnrtiM., 50e
BEST METHODS
Palnlma Extraction Free when platea or bridge
work l ordeml. Consultation Free. You cannot
get better ra'nlena work anywhere, no matter
how much you pay.
All Work rully Guaranteed for rirleen Yeara
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342 Washington St,
Portland, Oregon
Take car at dpot and tmn.fer to Washington 8t,
DAISY FLY KILLER KI5SSi,S
tit. C Mm If at. cVatH
Lftltt alt
M i ! mmt. (
pill f tip ft,H1 art
toil t a)rf anMe.
CaMtfH ffrcil.
Of all aXkUra i tt
ptrptrt lor N ttwti. J
AtOtD OMKti
! DeCaJD A,
Brazil f, M, T,
.a
HOME FRhE. Wo wnnt you to try it nt
our expenso becauso
At tho end of thirty days tho Piano
ITSELF will convince you of tho following
facts:
It's tho best vnluo on earth for tho price
(1276).
It's MUSICALLY &n MECHANICALLY
right!
know thero is so much rcnl vnluo In
Address.
A Triiatful Wuiiinn,
"A man walked out ot his home la
this town and was gono for two years."
"What rxcuso did ho mnko when ha
got back?"
"Said h'd been sitting up with a
sick friend."
"Hawl hawl That's rich."
"Yob; and what's moro, he actually
convinced his wife thnt his friend waa
a chronic Invalid." Birmingham Age
Herald. .
Never Affect a III.
"That stranae frenzy, that ptcullas
eagerness, with which so many people
rush to pay their taxes during the lat
ter part of April," remarket! Dlnrusa,
"lint always been an unaccountable
mystery to me. lly Kum, I nevor pajt
anything till I have to."
"I've noticed that In your case for
mora than twenty yeara" iluhed Bhtd
bolt .a a. mai .
Watery Urea.
JlellvviHl lly MUrliio i;vo llumeily. Irr
Murine Kor Vour Kyo Troublre. You Will
inn
I.lko Murlnn. it Hootliea. Wo at Your-
I'rtiCKlala. write l or Kya Hooka. JTea.
Uurlno l.'yo Ilemedy Co., Clilcaco.
PIPE REPAIRING
Vim, ankk.li aai BHS.SUH
uJSUIiOUU. AiUkkl Mat i
siq siciikl co.
PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO.
of Portland, Oregon
fURNISHES HELP FREE
10 tMI'lOYfKS
Mam onire. II North Second fit. Main U10; A 1400
l.adire IhvU iOiM Morrlaon Hi. Main 10U; A SOU
Phone or wire order at our eiptnaa.
MODERN METHODS
Semper Fidelia
PARCRAWF SECRET SERVICE A6ENCY
We are Drenared to unil.rtalta in. lvlilmat.
detective uuik (Uilh civil ami rrtmlnall In alt
parta of the United tilale. Open Day and MM.
c r. rnni, s. iwc os... m.. jm km, m tat
214-16 Hl M eat, rOIIUtO, 0UC0.1
TEA SPICES'
AMINO POWDER
EXTRACTS
JUST
CU)SSET&DVEI
NamedicO
ABSOLUTELY CURES
DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES
iiNHKA(irtiiiH( uy
NATIONAL. MEDICINE CO., LTD,
42211 Shelley Bile, Morrison St,
Kooma 3 and 4, roniand, Or.
1, APPENDICITIS REMEDY,
The oulr ktiuan ur lur Ai'ittUU-itl. without
the aM ot the kulfe. (Ihw liuutrui.le rHuf,
I'ltlT't'IA t'4"UJIIUent cure In a .hort time.
6.' 'SPECIAI," REMEDY.
ror Uuui.it'. Alliu.iu.. iuaor of the How.
el.. AImj ltl.lM.ttM. Klditer eu4 l!lMr 'Iruu-
Idn. 1'lllt'K li.
'I bit hew Ht'lvntlrle Wor. I. a home tr. Iic.nl.
tVrlie nr nil .o4 we will ilalu. . i.ru.l
Ireatiretit ouljr
NOWIeW time
or lae .ar to ba..
jour tenth put an
Plata aadhrtdae
work dan. Forotiu
of.towa tatrona w.
Bni.h plate, and
trUfia work la en.
oar It aeo.iiny,
HtltrCii.ti 55.08
22kBrM(TMt.3.5Q
OalJ riUInn 1.00
mil rUliact 1.00
D.r ruul( ,5Q
0v4 R.blw .
Plate. 5.00
Biit Bubb.r
PUIm 7.50
rtlolm Mr'tl.a .50
St. W, a. Witt, f luaaar an MUama
II IIUI UIUU.K M Niniu
attr MITHODS
falnlm fUlractlon r. when clatea or brlle work
epruorea. uuiuiiationrrea. Yoacaunotii.luetut
paluleM work anrwh.ra, no matter how much you par,
Alt work tuil tTuaruiitevtl tot (if lean reora.
Wise Dental Co.
INCOrORATSD
Palnleei Dentists
ratefSuHlaf.Tkliil a Wuklnrtoa, PORTLAND. OMOsa
OfllM H..ni A. at. te t r. at. aaoarK 1 1 1
PNU
NO. 2S-10
WUKN wrttloa; to advtrttt.r. plena. I
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