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SMITH WANTS DRESSED VEAL AND PORK Wf want dnued el and pork and lira chicken. W do not chare eoni mluion. We will par you promptly. Bhlp any quantity and ahlp any day. We will pay ai fol low! for good, fat grease, yeai ;it0 10 0c Addrau all ahlpmenta "rithUn the Beet Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON Ilia flood Work. The director of a prison received an order after many years' Borvlce. Ho had all the prisoner culled together and made the following speech to mem: "As you. see, I havo been decorated, by royal grace, with an order, Ilut I willingly acknowledge that this has beon attained not alone by my own merits, but by tho eo-opcrntion of nil of us. I enn also declare, with pleas ure, that since I navo ocuuplcd this office the number of prisoners has in creased from 400" to 700 a fact 'of which both you and I may be Justly Proud." London Tlt-DHs. Juat hiplna;. O'er the pages of the Peerage a maid- en likes y pore. Buch an amount Will buy a Count; A Duke (coil something more. he flutters o'er the pages tad here ana mere she'll stop, 8 ho can't afford A noble Lord, But can't a damsel shopt Philadelphia Bulletin. Record Sal uf Falatlasni. The publlo auction of tho Yerkes col lection of paintings at New York has broken all American records for high prices, the Turner "Rockets and Blue Lights" bringing $1X9.000 and the Frans Hals "Portrait of a Lady" going for 1137,000. In two days tho sale totaled over a million and a half. Dr. B. E. Wright Have your teeth out and plate and bride work ,rwr w.wii.inn patrons we nnun piaii and bridge woik In one day If neceeMry. PltlCKSi lbWCrtwM..,,$S.OO 2ft Irian M.. $3.50 Uimm Urn hmlMm.,, 11.1 ttw Hfcuv a a 50c M law tUn (S.OO lae tw - feWa faaida.. Sfc tt EST METHODS Palnlee Extraction Pre when plate or bridge work la ordered. Consultation Fr. You cannot Eel toiler palnleaa work anywhere, no Butler ow much you pay. AN Work fuHe Caere! fer rtfteee Veere Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342 WseMngteti St, Portland, Oregon fake car at depot and tranefer to Waahtncton St. Trial Bottle) fi Br Mais It yoe soger f rem Kptteaty, flu, raUlsg WckBeaa. 0pm,orhar children tbtdoa,Mj NewDt. soreiy will reller them, and all jnaareaekedti) MlsfoseDaforerreeTrUletilotUaofOr.aUi KsllB)slj Oure' . It ba eared thaaad( where ererrthlor li failed. Ouarantetd by May Medical Labocatoy t'udtr Pur Vuod and DruajAct, June SUib. 2"'r No. INSTt. .Nee writ for Hnectalfre 1 ttotti and sit AOM andcemphn aanreea M. W. H. MAY, .641 Prl Strut, Now Tort C. Gee Wo Thi CUmsi tattf Tht wondef ul man ha mad a life atudy of the Gropertle of Kuole, rU and Bark, and U Hlelntf the workl the benefit of hi aerrice. No Mercury, P atone or Press Uet 4. No Operation or CiitUag Goarantaea to cure Catarrh. A.thm T.nn- Stomach and Kidney trouble, and all I'rivat maearaoiM nuanwntn, A SURC CANCER CUKE Just received from l'tkln, Cbinataf. aur end reliable. U-faUlnir In It work. If you cannot call, writ for eymptom blank ad circular, Incloa 4 cent In tamp. CONSULTATION TRfC Tk C. Gee We Medicine Co. 1aW Tint St.. car. Morrktoa. Part lead. Or. A Storekeeper Says: "A Udy cmc into my itora Utly and Mid : M 'I have beam using a New Parfsctloo Oil Cook-Stbrc all wlntr in my apartment. 1 want on now for my aummrbofn. I think thaac oa itovta arc wonderful. If only woman, knew what a comfort they are, tuey would au aave e. I spoke about my stove, te a lot ml my frtend,and they were astos isaed. They thought that there waa smell and amoka from an oil stove, aai that it heated a room just like any other Stove. I told thesa of my experience, and one after another they get ene, and bow, not one of thesa would give aera up for five times its cost,' " The lady who said this had thought aa ell stove waa all right for quickly hasting milk for a baby, or boiling kettle of water, or to 'make eeaee aulckly in the morning, hut she Steve eVeemed of eig k fer diAtevM at heavy coehiaf. Wow shekswwe. Da wan laaMr rsilsts what a Mesa hnOaCeekdauwMrealM aue seal e carry, a awre saaalae SetM i aouraa aie Mae aanl i xar ia mm see see taesea. It he a CaMaet Tea wttfc a aheif fcc assftat; yeetee aa4 fce aet, talehel asaea. weth she htarht hte at the shlssiiya, saakee the eseve eeaee shs4 emeanva. aieae with 1, aai I mee the I ana 9-aaer aa he h4 with ec witheot Cshleat. " 1 eeer dialer ems where i If eat at irewre. waa P issi lull 1 1 Wiaelaf iaBtjUaalaieaHiei Oum Quiet This," said the chauffeur; pointing to a larne ana imposing mansion, sur rounded ,by beautiful and well kent grounds; somo dlstanco back from thfe roadway, "is the only place nrotind here where they havo an absolutely iwe anu snne Kourtn of July." "What place Is It?" asked one of the passengers. "It's the county Insane asylum," an swsred the c'wiirfettr. Utterly Wanted. "What nro you glum about nowr "I was Just reviewing my past life.' "Well?" "And thinking of all the useless wor rying I have done." Household Remedy Taken In ths. 8prlng for Years. Itnlnh Hunt. Willis. Mlrh . write! "Hood's Sursnparllla hns been a house hold remedy In our home ns long as I can remember. I hove token It In the spring for sovernl years. It has no equal for cleansing the blood and ex pelling the humors that accumulate during tho Winter. Belnrr a farmer and exposed to bad weather, my sys tem Is often affected, nnd 1 often tnkn Hood's SaMnpnrllla with good results." Hood's Srtrsnparlilti Is Peculiar to Itself. There Is no "Just as Rood." Oct It tndnv In Uaunl lltiulil farm or iablots colled Sarsatabs. A (Irara Threat, A woman In widow's weeds was standing at one of the entrances to Wadsworth cemetery, accompanied by her small son, who was weeping bit terly. Coaxing having failed to pacify the lad, the mother Indulged In this threat: "If you don't stop crying this minute I'll not tako you In. to tee your fathers grave." Cfceaied. I paid that doctor a thousand dot lars In the space of six months, "What forr "Keeping me from getting softening Of tne Drain. uia oe ten you oe aepi you worn It? "Certainly, why?" "You ought to demand your money back." Houston Post. Ilntr II Hememlird. "No, Dickey: I cah't let you go fish ing iu-ujr. auu wnni a go enwreiy tOO Often.- .Mow. the Inst time I went flshln' was three weeks ago ylsterday." "Surely that wasn't tho last time, Dickey." "Yes, It was, maw. I remember It 'cause that was the day you held me In .m8 ln. the bathtub an' mndo me take a Hara to teal low. "Yes, my lad," the health crank waa remarking, "people ehould be careful not to eat much when they are tfolng to take exercise. I once took a walk of fifty miles on nothing but a few eoft belled eggs." "Gee!" said the boy. "What look In1 feet you must have had when you set mere i X. RDHTUN 7 Aaerer aad ChenileL I. lUani H tun.! a. ...I. UOM, e Oeeeer. if. iUlll.. ul l.ll eeatoaapelleetloa, Ooatral 4nr workeo- mmmmm, ewenaeei uarueaAM pannaai aaac LAY OR BUST-lf rn wUl send ua the name TZZlZZZ 'Xio7Zu 7 "LoUabr" Bndere.,cieUn onlr 11.60 delivered to you: money back If not eat I'AKK 1'OLLAKO CO, ITS Kr uraetonr. THE I r-nndeJU. Baeum. WE HAVE CASH BUYERS waltln- for S(idc, Dairy imI LeggeOvcf Usdi AdIrM the McCarthy company rVealUiltU. m4tUitVk.MmtL0ntm PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT. CO. of I'ortUnJ. Oregon FURNISHES HELP FREE TO CMiLOYCRS Main offic. 13 North Second St. Main U70; A IM( Ladle Ufpt,3U6W MorrUon Ht. Main 10SS; A fOH i aun ar wire oruen ac our eipen. ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT BATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRl ltlnli Eitractloa Fr Silver Kllllii e x OoU Killlna .;..,,,..7J i 2 iv.uoia wowni ,, Porcelain Crown 1 Molar Oold Crowne. .... BrU Work, W K. OoI4....SJ .v.rVrNi.ubiJ.?te Deal Rubber Plat t On KArth ft1 WtVrow.V'.rr'i:. Aft 1-I1I tlioriu. a . V V I . . : . I latwodoliaraearned. OurWiireiubMod.r DMuit. u.u. a I uull I s4 tunatri aull liilO, M vho wvtk. nmc rawiuw i romaM io ran, Of a maiaa I lot I aai I m i r&tOK) s i I I UbW aa ajsHH JAQ M the 7 raiaiewi Mtuvua na our ptrtPCiwX oAc quip nu aiicr hunt 'iVsins Hmaaiul .Ui.Ma... ' I l i..se. CMiiate2911t Mufilioa. 'aMsetaaa eaBHsaHsSsadSmair HUr WtJ 'LaaHaP BaLjataSBESBSaiQ gVwaaBaBBalHJHBeu, m rfltS!mw!Vt-t If M aaa limm ' mmm a. JmjfJ! rlesuaui! m TRIALS of tho NEEDEMS R COUlrtfi TO STAY WITH m OUTRAGEOUS I I WONT STAND. rituosi' ln law n.i coax t-o nvr Isto r. tlrliy by gentle methods. TUcy da not cuur, Btl,8 or tveaken., They are a lonie'io tiie tiotuucu, urer ana nertesi l-Tljornto InnUml of Weaken, They cu r!U the blood and cusblo the stomach to Hot all tho nourlebtncht from food that Is rut Into It, Thcee cllls contain no calo mel l they' are aoothtag, henllng end stlm clatloa;. For sale by all draggtits lo 10a snd Inc sites. If jou ,nrd medical ail. vice write Monyoo'a Doctors. They will sdrfoo to the bet of th-lr ability sbo lately free of flbsree. MtlNTON'S, asa aa eircraoa St., j'auedeipuuk, rm. Bend 10 for trial packair. Ckawee for Qatod. Tlwte. 1 can't help but believe that I would have had a better time It X had goae to tho masquerade. "I know you would have had." "wny, was there some one yon know coin to hn th.r.r "No. hut mil wmiM have hnnn ahla I to wear a mask, you know." Houston t'OSl. Tor f my Disease or Injury to tho eve. uso PKTTIT'S EYR KAT.VR absolutely harmless, acts quickly. All rlmists or Hownrd Uro, lufTalo, ' . t'riipnrtloual lueurnnoe. n flnr- frnm it run n rihlnm.n ,7.' 1. Z.i ", ""7 ' H"Kn mjurco. inero was somo uoum oven or ins ovor soiling oouer. M. 'ongth ono of his friends wrote o the insurance company on bis be- half. uTs. a , a ?ft?.l8"?,,e"0ni! Bn U' h'U dead, llkee half money. ArraaarinaT II. '1 have been on an exploring trip through my husband's summer! clothes." "And these poker chips and these! racing form sheets?" "Constitute the data for my lecture." Louisville Courier-Journal. Ifatkaea wtn end Wm Wlaalnw aVtAahlu t luu in n mil ramaur ui imiuiuuiEiiuunj uurisg ib weiniBg prrioa. No Need of Mitel. tu: rJ",.!".!,.,n'r..,!iwnM!: - Why ehould I hurry, anyhow?" said Truth. "The poet says the 'eternal year are mine. With which' lame excuse she also Justified herself for never quite catch' Big up with a fugitive Ma. It Mlsrht Work. neformer I wish I could do some' thing to make people take my advice. rricno Try engraving It on the hsn. die of your umbrella. Boston Tran script KotblnaT Kaalr, Prospective Purchaser Is there an way to get rid of the odor of an auto mobile? Dealer Certainly, str. Always run tne machine at a rate of speed sum- cient to Keen niienii or it Sa.-lng that he was born In 1510. n man named Lacey, who was summon ed at Norwich (Kngland) for picking a newer in a publlo garden, pleaded ab sentmlndedneas and the case was dls. Bad Breath "Por months I-had crest trouble with my I wn learn how to keefl a nas o! tually A1V tniH'UC tim !wri Jtrf-iiM.lv rrr mm I as Kra, my breath having a bad odor. --xe-e , tm kivbll SS I Two weksago a friend recommended CascareU using tucm i cau willingly and say inai mey nave entirely vu,i. - ii me, i uicrviorc jci yon Know Uial 1 " rccotnmcuu iuem to anyone sutler log from such troubles." Cbas. H. Hal. pem. "4 7tU St., New York, N. Y. Plraaant. Palatable, fount, TMt Good. Do GooJ. Nerer nlckon. Weaken or Gripe. 10c. 16c Me. Nerer aoU In bulk. Tke en nine tablet tUmpri OCC OuaranMed to cure or your owner back. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN Flnt claia work at reaaonabi pileaa. Pre xamlnatloa and perfectly fitted Kiaeeee a low aa $2.00 No fakbur method. UK. a U HAVNK3 Suite 427, Marauam BuiUing lounn rnor Opposite PortUad Hotel, Portiaad Ore. 1 PIEVENTIIN THE IEIT SAFEGUARD If for ear eause the horse or other desBesuc akustal sxhibit a lack of eaenry, proper rcliatt fer food, or aa appearance eefleFal "debility, tlexly aetioa should I be Ukea for the resteratioa of to health. la the aatitral feed ef ear desaeetk mala Katun taovidaa aartaOn nacBllar iHatUciaal hera. leares, berks aad reete I 1.11. -'- t- uu V.lil. LM- C A t P t .l 4. J V-P 9WBw9Wm avaam wfw aW" wwwmmfmBym teem to ieteeded to sapaly the' eeseatial eutaaa ot uaoea Maaiui-anetaw aatom Irtwiaeis aa4 is preaar-4 Mfeeatly fer w mm w taoae aaisssis aeeetvea ay amest' ec uhmw aMMaaal foea. It to aa aJteswtive teak whieh etlinlstes the Tarleaa orgsee ol I WiAj pePOBJwMl UMK BWaPSJsMalBSj bMbNbI04 the gsasrel systsas aao, restores the aeraerea oouaMioae to a asnast state. aHMaletee the apaetito, tosseoTse the 1 1 MmtMlotStMm Saai salsstistlea ef feai, aariaei 1 1 a4eol.aa4 Isjsms a awea, hee.Iehy i a "dT e I Seeklet feea. r .CO, JfRAZB OX BOUR ICLXS fad at Length Ha Virulently At lacked IlrltUh Mctriinoll. England, or at any rntp, London, la "O my prophotlo soul," Marian ox Just now Indulging in ono of the claimed, ''hero comes Miss Alm.t sporadic "crazos" without which lifo Urlggsl" in the British metropolis would bo "Who Is Miss Alma Brlggs?" stole, flat and unprofitable Talk of a nitrlco asked. "I'm going to stay n German Invasion is for tho moment month, Marian. Don't you think wo at a discount; people generally are can sustain Miss Alma oven If It Is our heartily tired of politics, and even tho rubber boom has lost some of Its savor. Sour milk Is now tho subject of tho day, the Philadelphia Ledger's London cil. Sho Is a very excellent and use correspondent writes. At tho dinner ful woman, my dear, but alio can kill table. It is ten chances to ono that x pleasant conversation sooner1 than your neighbor will either proffer you an opinion or ask yours on the sub; Jcct. Every third or fourth man you meet will inform you that ho has tak en the euro or Is taking It, or Is thinking of taking It, nnd If you nro of an amenable disposition ho will launch out Into a dlsaulsltton on tha merits of tho benellcent phagocytes, and depict your organism as the bat- tlefleld on which tha good and ovll microbes are ongaged In a duel for tha ascendency. Professor Mctchnlkoff's discovery as to why Bulgarian peasants are so long- lived Is the fons eo orlgo of the craro, Airiorlca learned all about that long ago long before Englnnd did. American doctors and chemists and also American quacks acted upon tho knowledge much moro aulcklv than their English comncers did. and It was not an uncommon thing hero In Lon- don last summer to see American via4. 'ltors taking Ilttlo tabloids of "sour milk" with their meals. But now that tho Englishman has got tho sour milk craro he has cot It bndly. As I have sold, everybody Is talking about It. Not overybody Is agreed as to Its valuo. Lady Bancroft's Illness, which was attributed to sour milk treatment, innde many people cautious. For one nerson who heard of Lmiv rtnnnrnffo Indisposition, however, thoro aro doz- ens who havo had the virtues of lac- tlo acid brought vividly before them, There hnvo been nowspnpor articles by I thn hnnir.,i . m,. ...i.i.., . KOoi tvitliout saying, hundred's of bin Sdvertl.e.nentJ which predlinosed thoso somo nowspnpora to n favorable' consideration of sour milk's properties. Bobber companlos' prospectuses nro tho chief feat tiro In tho advertising columns of tho London papers but tho advortlsemonts of tho different llnlrv Minrnin In. . .!. nt. f. ..(.!. ..... milk make a very consnlcuon ,n.ninv. u , curoug how many of c',n, lnl 0 method by Wb ch they "pro- P"0" r tbo only ono which tumn th renuircm,nt- i.m down by Professor Metchnlkoff. Sour milk's present vogue has re- called the similar favor In which tar water was held durlnr tim i,,m.ii. century. It was brought Into notice then by Bishop Borkeley, who,' having been cured of an nine. i.v it wrote a book "On tim virtu.. -p.- Wotor," and followed It by a sequel, "Furthor Thoughts on Tar Water." It was prepared by pouring n gallon of water on a quart of tar, and the dose was half a pint In the morning and a boc,u"0 " WonW. that a cont.m. nornrr noted "lf a m.nmnn ..ii for a glass of tar water In a coffee house its a dish of tn nr Mff. A...i a wit, referring to Its episcopal origin. a . . wrotei 'ller nishons shenherds nre And abepherds heal tholr rotten sheep wu tnr." - f nr tmr w W W SV I Wit Of the YOUflgStCrS Fllthcr Now. Jolmnv. vnti nin.l fol to bed. "Knrly to bed and carlv tn rlso makes a man healthy, wealthy nnd wue, you Know. Little Johnny Then why didn't vou ua to bed nnrlw when you wns a boy, papa? I fr.n. 1 n m . 4UII1UI infill UJ icacilor, may eiuuy ruiiineiicT Teacher No, you nro too you,ng. Tommy Hut I want to, teacher. Teacher Whv nro vmi n nnxlous to study arithmetic, Tommy? UUftOUnil score. Small Edgar's mother had Inv.led a fow friends to tea and tha. little fellow was warned to bo on his best behavior. Tho conversation hnvlng becomo quite animateti at the table, Edgar was for gotten. A few moments later his mother asked the servant for a clean plate, whon Edgar sold "You can have mine, mama, thero ain't nothln' on It." A Call to Science, When you mourn o'er the bison thaf Tones rrom the plain And weep for the dodo of yore. When, game laws you pass In tho hope io maintain The world's sooloslca! store:. When the auk you're discussing in speech of a kind That's Instructive, though far from succinct. lias It eyer occurred to your erudite mind That the sea serpent's growing ex- unci'; " wo . . ,n" eay mon,ter who . samboled about ... cvf.iu, muumi uuiuuciauiiio aiyior Shall we cease to salute him with' wel coming shout Aa he gives us a cavernous smile T In the studious solitude wise men af fect And likewise where glasses are cllnk- eu, Let's organize swiftly and try to wo tect An old friend, from growing extinct wasnington HUr. What, Ma Heally !. lira, BaCera The teller at that bask y you are the meanest, stingiest-- nr. Jwnei Ultiu otuui wou-. " vlHlT e says - ' , . r.i I J I Mra., But ere Well, be didn't aay it la ao'JMny words but that to what he I meast, of course. Mr. Buffers See hero! What did the fellow say 7 Mrs, Buerj jlo asked tee to In- dorse the check and when I told him hadn't the ghost of an idea what he aeaat he said he presumed I hadn't . . . . - had atuch experience getttag checks a taerel CONVERSATION BY YARDSTICK. - HxnctKudo Mar Take All the Snror Out at It. I nrst any together In seven years? "Don't ask who sho Is," Marian ro torted. "it Isn't wlso to get mo start anybody I ever saw. Sho kills It with her yardstick. She Is a Poisoner of Fancy, n Sworn Foa to Jest, a Hored - ltary Enemy to Sportlvo Ease, sho I -U, you Just wait!" "Uut surely you needn't fenr rivalry. although sho docs talk by tho yard. Ilcntrico protested, wickedly, "I scorn your base Insinuations, Miss pinnchard," her cousin retorted. "I merely point out your error. I said yardstick, not yard. Perhaps foot rule would bo moro accurate foot rule, T iunre, spirit lovel sho Is on export In tho uso of them all. I hear hor footstop upon, tho stnlr. Kindly be conversing with your usual brilliancy ""u grace and keep It up It you can!" Curious nnd mystlllcd, Beatrice roto moment Inter to meet tho caller n middle-aged lady with a pleasant, ca Pblo face Sho shook handB with Beatrice, whom Marian Introduced ns ncr cousin, but turned abruptly lo Marian at tho word. "But.cny dear, I thought you had no couslh In the world." "Beatrice's mother nnd mlno aro cousins," Marian replied, "so wo have always counted each other so.' "An 1 understand. Thon you havo at ,cail ono flrBt cousin onco removed, an )u anu sue aro scconu cousins. "But It would bo so dreadful to hftV0 to fccl second-cousinly," Marl.m frc-lcstcd, whimsically. "Don't you think -so, Miss Brlgss? 'Cousin' Is a nlco worm, sunny word, llko Hint woit window ! errand cousin sounds so very northeasterly.'' "Why, Marlon, that window doesn't fnco iho wcb1! onlr tt lrln wcst or ,l10 0"111- you enn ten uy itoy.ii slrcct' wh,cn runs directly ont and W0Sl ""Vei'm, I supposo tlt Is," Marlon Brcctli meokly. "Only you sco It would (OKO SO IOnB 10 II11I1K SOU -SOU WCSl OV cry tlmo." "Thcrojs no pxcuso," Mlis Brlggs answoreu, I rmiy, tor nov uiiuKiiiK ui lhlE " thov nro" Tho convcraatlon, after this easy be- Binning, wcht on for Hn 'hour. When Anally, Miss Brhjgs loft, Marian looked nt her cou,,n- "Do you understand now?" she 0,kcd "AnA J1" Deotrlce said, thought fully. "ho wns right every tlrao." "Illght?" Marian whirled ohout, her cyc nhnlt' "' cou ,,,0' rKht "ns nccurftl ns R government scale. in. " Pini usn i mensurnuu ""u rc,u c"Y0rwiiiun is ini, not foot nnd lnche- u'" hua',or nnJi fft"cy 8W """i'-. "i"!?, "'RT hrn. If there was any moral Issue In volve" 11 m " nuolnor maltor, nut thero Isn't. It's merely exactitude Brown ,nt0 mnn,a- UVt como out I let 1 1. a aneiaAt T r nni aau sAnia. In the sunset. I want to see some thing that can't bo measured." Youth's Companion. An ImpractlcMl Joker. Practical Joking, "tho meanest form of wit," Is common In Hungary, For merly tho pranks used to bo coarse, If not dangorous, but that Is changing now, Tho only saving grnco of the filagyarlnn practical Jokes, says 'V. I). V) Ilovll In "Hungary and tho Hun garians," Is that thoy nre not perpe trated In a snlrlt of bitterness. Dnnnf thn ninat fiinimiH tnknra nt I lip old school was Jorsa Qvurl. Exiled In ono of tho most Inaccesslblo parts of tho great plain, ho lived and died "a nrodlcul nnd a buffoon." A otory Is told of Joisa going to -Iatuti.l n nlnli, lull I. n Pni.nl ir.ntu,,lnl. Jlw'v"" ! wuuu itvumTivui "'"" 'u uu uirci, no juurnvy 0,1 thither In a beautiful new coach, ' which ho was very proud. On ho- ,nK 8l,own ovor 1,10 Brounds by tho count, h a attention was directed to n ixnmrKuuiy unu iiuy-ncK, iiuy "n alil't A"" supper JOZ6U tirow together some friends, and tho rick was soon noth tug but a heap of ashes, The next morning, when Joxsn want' ed to contlnuo his journey, his won' utriui carriuge was not to bo seen anywhere. "Why, my friend," snld tho count, "you yourself burnt It last night. The fact Is, my coach-houso wants repair ing, and as tho evening threatened to be wet, we put your carriage under tho rick to keep It dry." The family Hraaun. It Is characteristic ot philosophers and scholars that,' onco their mind It made up, It is almost Impossible to change It. They do not want It changed. Tho late Charles Eliot Norton, In hit lectures on tho history of art, Is cred ited with a story Illustrating th point. Matlock, tho phllosoplur, once met Thomas Carlyle Mallock waa n wlso man. but ho an. I farlylo differed In their views, and thoreforo Carlyle dubbed Mallock's opinions false and pernicious. When Mallock called on Carlylo bo talked In his fluent way for two straight hours. Then he rose to go. At tbo door Carlyle, who had smoked tho whole tlmo, n grim silence,' took bis pipe from his mouth and said, mildly; "Weel, good-by, Mr. Mallock. I've received ye kindly, because I knew yer mlther, but I never want to set eyes oa ye again." What Crete Would Coat. Present trouble In the East has brought out tho sardonic humor of at mu n-nrVLh n .man wee vmu uiiiai f)vvai '"Would your highness," said an en terprJtlna; IUllan Journalist to the Qraad Vizier pf the time, "consent to the sale of Crete?" ''Certainly,"' replied tho Turk. "Any one can bare It for the prlco we paid twenty years' war." j doing to school finally becomes a habit. 4 Many a young nun continue! In school long after he jhould bo at work. Where is Your Hair? In your comb? Why so? Is not the head a much belter place fork? Better keep whaMs left where It bcloncs! Aycr'sHnlr Vigor, new Improved formula, quickly stops falling hair. There is not a particle of doubt about It. We speak very posi tively nbout this, for we know. DoJ ml thangt tht enfof of the halt, A JTarmuU with tuota bottl I 9 Show It to your doctor At him 'about II, yers then do he iT KeeBnaMHB Indeed, the ono prcat Icadlnc feature of our new Hair Vigor mav welfbe said to bo tills It slops fitllinff hair. Then it goes one step further ft olds nature in restoring the lirir nnd scalp to n healthy condition. Ask for "the new kind." OTEINWAY J,nadnots1ifu Sherman SIXTH AND MOKRISON, OPP. A Beautiful Book FREE This beautiful boedlet, cnntalnlng 73 splendid pho tufrevurei ot tha werld't itinl celebrated muelclam. may be had. free upon requeat. prevldlne lite eutlllen ar aeawerad. W will ala cepy t "Old raverU Sent." D you expect lo buy a Piano?,.,,.,,. When?. Nam AdeVese a lore limit. Ijtrrj Mnlke, fwnt's this new gam they call "unction bridge"? Mike (behind the bar) I dlnno, hut I'm thlnkln' It mnnss Hint tit' felly that puts up th' htghast bid gits th' Job o' tendln' th' bridge. Chicago Tribune. Italy levies a graduated Income tax as well aa a direct tax on land and houses. Bmnlter Incomes nre exempt from !axnlon. The m.'nlstor of finance estimates that the Income .tax for this year will amount to about H0,00,000, while the land tax will bring In III,- 000,000. lis the llaato of OalllaaT Headr. "Qeorge," said Mrs. Ferguson, "have rou done anything with my hairpins? I had them a moment agol" "They're right under your nose, my dear," answered Mr. Ferguson. "Re move them, and you ran tnlk plainer." How Is Your Appetite Today? Is It keon ami normnl, or do you havo that "don't caro" sort of feel Injj? Loss of appctlto Is ono of tho surest signs of Inward wenknoss, nnd If you nro wlso you will heed tho warning promptly nnd take a fow doses of Uostotter's Stomach Bit ters, tha system requires n cer tain amount of nourishment every day In order to koep up health and strength and to roplnco tho wnsto portions, This can only bo accom plished with n keen appetite and perfect digestion unci assimilation of tho food. Thon again Ilostottor'a Stomach Hitters ehould bo taken. It will stimulate tho How of gastric Juices, so essential to perfect diges tion, nnd aid In every way possible For over 60 years It has boen used with wonderful success In cases of Poor Appotlto, Heartburn, Flatu loncy, Indigestion, DysjH'pslH, Cos tlvcnoss, Ilillousness and Malaria. Halt CkUK4Uorkr4 Mc, libKrwTrtiuUiiSI-Faa. tmull-U4ki Miolltn i. aodlc4. 6e eeuiit mitli r.m uilloui. ais-17 Alder 31. fettUod, Uraiaa. Union Painless Dentists Full Set ot Teeth ,. 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"nut where," Inquired the new ar rival, "do you keep tho lost souls who surfer front the gnawlngs of con science 7" "My dear sir," answered riuto, In a fine strain of Irony, "do you think any body with' a consolcnce ever cornea horeT" Henerted from Cricket. "Do you think baseball will ever gel a foothold tn England?" "They play It some." "As strouuodsly as we doT" "Well, no. They sorvs tea betweeu the Innings, I understand." I'lttsbura rost. PIPE REPAIRING vt ewe-aar awaw era eeae mm WW KIM4S trnLt in airMtpf au . VULCANITE ROOFING IS BEST Majestic Root ing Co. JH Vfarcester l;g PORIUND, ORE. NOW BEST TIME or Ita ,4 la L .Mr llh put b 'a'l If- !k uoite, rorcut f -lotto jtroD Sktlal i ruam WOIK I woik la caa lav I I'liinio HtiuCn.il $5,00 7erUifTwti3.5Qi Quriiiiii 1.00 t...i run.f. 1.00 nr ruiiiin ,60 o rum 6.10 rum 7.60 S.W,.nil,ruwuimUauii PtWiu tilrlU ,60 II 111.1 III1M H .MtUM BIST MITHODa Palolia l.irwiiuu r'nw.fhencUtii or lTlde woik r i ri'?'nrU.r. noiu.tt.rt.ow luarG ieaif, I All uoik full euaruuliMMl (ur Illleeu ra. i. p,un,wi, iiuauiiaiioa r iins if u i in rannul i.t L.t.a. Wise Dental Co.. INCORPOHATKB Painless Dentists faWni lellalns. Third a Wttklnf ten, rORIUMO, 01(60 Or7i,e M..MI a A. M. te 1 1, at. Seaaart. i te 1 PNU Na 2l-lo WIIKW nrltlni; to ailvertlter pleato I liienlliiii title iir. LIST CARE OF THEIR TEETH Decared have them attended to at our oflo by Thaf. Li TEA SPICES ft IAKIN. POWDER w 71 ; KTIUCTS . BaSaB' iRw BPaHaw ie-1 al mm .MpftTX. . ? taw JsHkit' AmmW 'U'SVoM.S. to $1.00 crUG?woVK1!,.,.'.$3.00l HOO and $5.00 I Am Matins a Specialty at porcelain Brldstwerk. Thl U with doubt th mot beautiful and Uatlnr waak known to dental ecltnee. Bpacee where one or more tettl .i. una um rrpiao to iuuk m natural taat oeteeuoa ilmpowlble. Aik q eee (ample of this beautiful work. uperlence.