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"Waki Up, Famirs!" nri Smith. "JtUt IM the hlali price I'll Bar you." ISc per lb. for Potk. ise per lb. tor Livo Hens. tlo to 20c per 13. lor Dressed Han, le to 12c on- ib. lor Dressed VaaL no. par -oxen, aavic Smith pave tha atroe prices forsooH. fat pro Mi m. II don not chirrs eommlaalon. Address all shipment to tha ' PRANK U SMITH MEAT CO. "Flrhtln tha Baa! Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON Xorr and Tnea In Hoitsa. It la doubtful If the nntrlota vnr dreamed that tha itaeplo on their meeting- houso would ever be used to am in announcing the return of a red hot municipal election. Boston Ile Why. "Popr "Yes. my son." "Why Is It that a rooster makes mora nolao crowing than a hen does cackling, and he don't evon lay a cor er-stonoT Yonkers Statesman. New nnd second-hand Bafts and Vault Doors. Cheap for cash or ray terms. Call or write for cnta and prices. Portland Sato Co. Aaenta Herruur-Hall-Marvln ajg ca. 7 rifth St Tklrat (or Novell lea. The curse vof modern Ufa tha thirst for the new, the raga to gat out of tha old akin la tha blight on our litera ture, our art, our drama, our mannera even our morali. It la paialon with' out aim, or conviction, or feeling a mcro restless Itch to get free from old habits and to get Into something un common, It hardly matters what, It only It can announce Itself as "uncos' antlonal.' Br Comparison, "I notlco some of tho old nowspapor foxes have got on tho stage." "So?" "Yes; and they really' seem quit fresh In musical comedy." Loulsvlll' Courlsr-JoutniL XOTM ELECTRICAL. A eteam turbine electric locoraotlva Is being tried out In England. Tha deneral Eloctrlo Company has greatly enlarged IU plant at Lynn, Mass. It la planned to extend the Now York Central electrification to North White Plains. An oil tampering bath heated by lectrlclty has been produced by tha General Electrlo Company. London has a new club which Is al taoet entirely run by electricity, even Ue waltari being electrical. Searchlights have become a factor U labor troubles. They are used to Illuminate tho grounds about factory property. An electrlo pen has been Invented which will prevent forgeries. This pea makes tiny perforations through tha paper. Austria Is to develop SO.000 elec trical horsn-power from the river Osa ka, which will be used for lighting and Industrial purposes. Bacteriologists are now using an electrically heated Incubator to hatch germs because the temperaturo can be controlled for an Indefinite period without variation. It has been proven that our great terminals, where traffic is constant, whore switch engines are shunted back and forth and suburban trains are run frequently, can be operated more eco aomtcallr by electricity than by eteaas. TO EXCHANGE. . a . II a IAlh.it.Lu ToHUnJ. Wt SUe on I a In thorough f&r down T a ... i i i.. em iua, Wi- i own; cu n uuino-e vi i vw fortunmV.r: wvtuitockovna lUturt from 110,000 to 112.060. 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Miss Mary Oarden, at a tea at the fielelvue-Stratford In Philadelphia, praised the skill of the modern corset' "If is really wonderful," said Miss Garden, "what this artist can do. I have seen fat old women who, from certain aspects, looked like supple girls. It was the corset-maker. And that r minds me of an answer that I heard In Sunday school when I was a little girl. "'What Is it,' our superintendent asked, 'that bands us togethor and makes ns better than wo aro by nature-?" M 'Our corset, sir,' plpod a wise llttlo girl of 8.' " Tba Itatnra. Anthony Drexel, Jr., Bhortly after the onnunocemcnt of his engagement to Miss Marjorlo Gould, dined at the Knickerbocker Club In Fifth avenue Mr. Drexel, apropos of parsimony coupled with great wealth, said: "We havo In Philadelphia a notori ously mean millionaire. This man, while dressing tho other morning, looked closoly at bis valet's legs. Then ho said: "'Those aro very good trousers, Thompson. Did I glvo them to you?' "'Yes, sir,' said tho valet; 'last month, Blr.1 "'Well, hero's a quartor for you,' said the millionaire. 'I'll have them back."' Tfcoae Old, Old Qufattoaa. Taw, a man says 'I lie.' It ha Ilea ha telle tha truth, and tf he tails tha truth ha lies, doesn't her (With a groan.) "My boy, that was an old gag In the days of Socrates. You'll be asking me next who wrote The Deautlful Snow,' or whether It'a true that the consumer payai tha taxi" Chicago Tribune. STEINWAY AND OTHER I Shennan pa7& Co, PIANOS SIXTH AND MORRISON, OPP. POSTOFFICE, PORTLAND, OREGON A Beautiful Book FREE This beautiful booklet, containing 75 splendid phe lotraturta of the world's moat ctltbratcd muaklana, may ba had free upon rtqutst, pfovldlnc the follow ing questions ara anawercd. Wa will also sand fraa o copy of "Old ravorlta Songs." Do you expect to buy Piano 7 When? Nam AdoVcos rraforoaro for (ha Classical. "Can openers?" said the sslesrlri. nraa. ma'ami what kind?" 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Clara Morris spent her childhood In Cleveland, but was born In Toronto, Canada, Isabell D'Armond was born In St Louis. Her father was a surgeon and practiced for years In tho Mound City Miss Gertrude Hoffmann Is a San Francisco girl. Her father is ono of tho constructors In tho Scott ship building wo'.'ks. Llttlo Mile. Dazlc, tho dancing, star ot vaudeville, camo Into tho world In St. Louis In tho Petcrkln family. She was "raised" In Dotrolt. Jefferson De A'ngells and Edna Wal lace Hopper and William A. Brady and James J. Corbett all were bora and raised In San Francisco. THINGS WORTH XNOWINQ. Tha first horse railroad was built In 1828. Coal was first used as an Ulumlnant la 1828. Tho velocipede was Invented by Drats la 1817. The only self-supporting territory ot tho United States Is Alaska. The' Chilean government has under contract C9S miles of railroads at an estimated cost ot $24,207,660. A chlmnoy of concrete block was re cently built In Germany without tho uso ot scaffolding, which represents a great economy In tho cost. . Billiards and pool on shipboard are now possible through tho recent In vention of a self-leveling table which accommodates Itself to every move ment of the vessel. Levantine newspapers report that Turkey has granted a conditional con cession to an American syndicate for a 1,343-mlle railroad through Asia Minor. Our oil exports to China Increased from 23,000,000 gallons In 1899 to 87, 000,000 In 1909 and nearly 104,000,000 In 1003, having thus quadrupled In ten years. Thirteen grans ot radium chloride havo been produced at tho Imperial Austrian radium factory, located at St. Joachlmsthal. It Is estimated that ths mineral has a value ol 145,000 to 150,000 a gram, or more than 1500,000 for tho entire amount. Pure motalllo radium Is never seen. FASHION HINTS Long lines snd extreme simplicity siake this charmlne eovrn of c hi Hon vtf- ret. A hesvy illk mesh Insertion four wche wide, It the only,trlmmlng used. Ammon, In his studies of tho people of the small cities of Carlsrube and Freiburg, proves that city-born people diminish in the course of ono and two generations from 100 per cent to 29 percent, and IS per cent. Ho believes that families that move from the coun try to the cities on an average almost die out In tho course of two genera tions. It is asserted that one-half of the Inhabitants ot the German cities are Immigrants from the country, and the conclusion from this fact Is that the cities must renew themselves com pletely In the course of two genera tions. New York Press, A Good ansae, nnaa Your fathenknow vou amalra. little boyT" asked the Inquisitive 'I guess not," replied mo baa boy. "He doesn't lock up his cigars." Do trolt Free Prees. Jarr MT. I hold It a fact That hell hath no fury That's like to a mas Who's drawn on a Jury. Buffalo News. Oaa Modest Forsaa. 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Tbey wilt adrN to the best of their sMllty abso lutely free of Charm. , MCNYON'fl, aa4 JetTersaa Bis., i'biiadelpbia, ft Send 10a for trial packac. Boaal to tha Emersesor, "No, Gerald," she said, shaking her lovely head; "I poeitlvely will not mar ry you before next June," "Out your father and mother both," urged tha young man, "think "Don't quota papa and mamma: they are thinking only of their plana for tha aummer. If you change my determina tion, Gerald, you will have to bring mora pressure to btar than that" Garald, being' a resourceful young man, promptly brought tha pressure to bear, Chicago Tribune. To Bread In New Shoes. , Always shako In Allen's root-Kaae, a powder, it cures hot, aweatln;, aching, swollen feet. Curve corns, Ingrowing nalla and bunions. At til ilnigslita and shoo stores, 3Ac. Uont accept tnyiuUtltute. HamplemallrdFltEU. Addrses Allen B.Ulmited,Lo toy, N. Y. Wot In liar Sat. "Why ahoubl wo be so anxlcns to signal Marst" asked Mrs. Cumrox. "It would surely bo desirable to know something ot Its Inhabitants," replied the modest scientist. "Do you think sot From what I read, I gather the Idea that most of them aro working on canals. Know ing aa I do how some canalboatmen talk, I ara very much Inclined to let well enough alone." Waahlngton Star. Pettis's rye Salvo rirst Sots in 1807, over 100 yesrs sro; sales increase yearly; wonderful remedy, cured mil lions weak eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Aa ladaeesaeat. Lady I want to put In this adver tisement for a cook. It will go In three lines, won't It? Clerk (after counting) No, madam, We'll have to charge you for four lines, but you can put In four more words if you wish. Lady (suddenly Inspired) Say "Po liceman statlouod opposite cornorl" Answer. Ills rallrlUllonal "Maudle," said Algy. "I told nivlns ef our engagement the other da;"' "What did he sayT" "Well, you Just ought to have heard him." "Did he congratulate youf "Did he congnitulato moT Well, I should slmperl" "What did he say!" "O, you oughtn't to ask me that." "Yea, but I want to know." "Well. liAAran lil vai, lurbv nlIM Comparlaon Shunned. "You didn't cry at all at the mati nee." "No," answered the' reposeful girl; "I couldn't think of such a thing." "But the young woman with you wopt copiously." "Of course. Her lace handkerchiefs are over so much more elegant than mine." Orltfla of tba Sarlaat, She was an enormous young woman. "Have you anybody here," she asked, 'as tall as I amr "Yes, I guess so," answered the pro prietor of tha dime museum, "Well, I'm from Missouri," rejoined Klla Swing, tha giantess; "you'll have to show me." Bo they put her Inside and showed her, along with tha other freaks. Chi cago Tribune, NOTICE. I hereliv give notice that the Arm of Davis it lluitkaiiiii which tins been dolnir a real estata business with olll ea at room S10 Dekum building, I'ortlniiil, Ore., lias censeu to exist, ami mat jonn Jitiiuaiup will not ixi reaponsiDie tor any ueuis nr ui Mirations contracted for bv John A. Davis. now residing at the Hi. Olmrles Hotel, i'orlland, Or eltlni by hlnuelf or In the name of the Arm. Dale of the llrt publication In the Ore gon Journal, April 1st, iuiu. JOHN JIUITJCAM1'. KASPARILLA This sterling household remedy has fong been recognized as the best and ufest Blood Purifier, the most successful prescription for spring humors and such litorders of the blood as bolls, pimples, pustules, blotches, aores and cutaneous truptions. Kosparilla is admitted to be me best remedy for that lack of energy md the peculiar debility so prevalent luring the close of winter and the opening f spring. For derangements of the di gestive organs it is a natural corrective, perating directly upon the liver and all aientary caual, gently but persUtestlv rtimulating a healthy activity. Iti xneficlal influence extends, however, tc tverv oortion of tho system, aiding in the processes of digestion and assimilation ql !ood, promoting a wholesome, natural ippetlto. correcting sour atomach, bad oreath, Irregularities of the bowels, con ttipatioa and the long list of troubles llxectly traceable to those unwholesome Maditfons. Kasparllla dispels drowsi- leas, headache, backsche and despond- tacy due to inactivity of tno liver, Idnays and digestive tract. It is a strengthening tonic of the highest value. THE IEST -PRIM MEDICINE KovT Cstkwicai, Co. Portland, Orcgos MndloflT. "Oghl" spluttorcd Mr. Jonca. "That nut had a worm In It." "Here," urged a friend, offering him a glass of water, "drink this and wash it down." "Wash It down!" growled Jones. "Why should It Let him walk!" Ev erybody's. Spiking Them, Actor-Manager I s'pose all ths crit ics will roast the showT Star Oh, cheer upt Hire their wives to play soma of tho minor parts and they won't darel Puck. Spring Medicine There Is no other season when medi cine Is so much needed as In the spring. The blood Is Impure and Im poverished a condition Indicated by pimples, bolls, and other bruptlons on tho face and body, by deficient vitality, loss of appetite, lack of strength. The best spring medicine, according to tho expcrlenco and testimony of thousands Knnunlly, Is Hood's Sarsaparilla It purifies and enriches tho blood, cures eruptions, builds up tho system. Get It today In usunl liquid form or chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs, Look Out, Ilpret A German professor has found that a boy In walking a nillo through tho streets of a town Is exposed to 10,000, 000 germs nnd, microbes that may causo his death. It seems thoy never do causo his death, but tho only safe way for a boy to do is to remain nt homo and tako out the ashes and bring In the coal. If he feels any dan ger he can black the cook otovo and whitewash the cellar. Season. "That slcce of bcof Is not very well seasonal," said tho customor In the restaatant. "It ought to be, sir," replied the aproned attendant; "I understand It's been In coif storage for six months." Yonkers Statesman. Mrs. Ilusscll Sage has offered half a million dollars to tho American Ulblo Society If nn equal amount can be raised, Tha tlmo limit, on this oft or ex pires on the last day ot tha present year. Constipation "For ortr nine years I suffered wild chronic conatlpatlon and during this lima 1 had lo take sn Infection of warm water one ererjr s hours before I could haes an action on my towcla. Happily 1 tried Cascarels, and today lama well man. During ths nine yeara before I used Caacarata I ausTered untold misery with Internal piles. Thanks to you, I am free from all thai tola morning. Yoa can use 'this In behalf of euffeiing humanity. B. I', Fisher, Koanoke, III rUaaant, Palatable, rotant Taat Oral. t)o Uood, Never Ulcken. Weaken or Gripe, toe, 26c, 60c Never eold In bulk. Tha sen ulna tablet stampd OOO, Uuarantaad ta cur or your money back. Tha Patent office la aome 17,000,000 ahead on revenue from patents, nearly 11,000,000 last year alone. Considering the measureless, multiplied millions of blessings and dollars from Inventions, and considering tha silent tragedy and despair ot poor Inventors, this seems Ilka aeethlng tha lamb In He own moth er's milk. New York Press. Tlio Kind You Hitvn A I way m lloiifrlit lius borno tliu nlgim turo of GIiiih, II, Flotclicr, anil Iiiim boon iiiiulo under his Iiersniinl miiicrvlttlou lor over HO yonrx. Allow no ouo o deceive you iu this, CoimtorfeltH, Itnltatloiix mill " JiiHt-as-good' aro but Experiments nnd cndiuiKor tilts bettltli of Children Experlenco Kulnst Experiment What is CASTORIA Caxtorla is a IinrnilcMS mifotttltuto for Cnxtor Oil lnrv gorle, Dropx and Hnothlnir KyrupH. Jt it l'lcawuit. It contains) neither Opium, Morphine nor other Is'arcotlo substance. ItH aire in Ha tfmmiiituo. It duMtroyti AVorni nnd allays FovcriNhncHH. It cures Diarrhoea mid "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures CoiiHtlputlou and Flatulency. It assiuilliitcH tho I'immI, regulates tho Ntoinaeh and iloweU, kIvIiiu healthy and natural bleep. Tho Children' Paiuioeiv Tho Mother's 1'ileml, The Kind You Ha? e Always Bought Bears tho In Use For Over 30 Years. Cured by Elcctropodcs K. EUdfie TrwiBl. Mwat iuUi era lull tlxwt. Bodr bMM wW-M(ut Ike lUHUIil vine. rll mi Ui XUvmilUm. N.tmlfU. IWkxh., K14r u4 Umi tuu. 0.1 li-Wt-i. OuuuinHrMl""' ch mU. II SUcVow1 lul ta cut, uwi mra.x II x u f hU w les. We "UI Me tUI reu e,e WESTERN KUCTKOrODK CO. SeT Vo Aa(lM tit, Los Aageiea, Cat. SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Portland Seattle Spokane Ask for Thalr Goods aad SAVETHESE WW SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE They Will Secure You Many Useful Article Without Cost Bkoncjuai Troche ara Ida voka la all Llnae id w.nk.,. Slne.M mnA fuUlo speaker Hni thtn) invaUttU loe clearing the Mtc. Tbets le nothing aa ellectlrs foe Sees Ttnast, lloansatesani Coughs. Ptlly Teanr eepuUlko rK. v nH bw eenia ana i,w pu m, Saawles maliel on request. , Him- Does eiaaiam aunt This rathof sarpttslng question Is raised by Dr. Gnstav La Don, a well known scientist, win calls upon the friends it science to contribute $10,000, tho sum which he KSsilmates as prob ably necessary to caver the cost ot expctlmfnts to prove whether radium really exists. His own idea is that thcro is no such mstnl, and that tho phenomena from which Its existence has been Inferred are due' to unknown combinations analogous to those which Impart ths property of phosphorcsenco to certain sulphides, lie calls atten tion to thi fact that what we usually call radtun is simply tho chlorldo ol bromide of An unknown substance. A pure chloride, ho says, Is never phos phorcsent, but becomes so when mixed with traces of certain other sun stances. He predicts that tho result fit the research that ho proposes would bo to derlvo from the so-called chlorldo of radium nothing moro than the well known rictal barium, and holds that tho observed radio-activity results simply from certain now unknown chemical combinations. Two I'dreeu" Iteporlr-re. . The Inexperienced reporter is likely to have an undeveloped "news sense." Kvcry ono will recall tho story of tho Journalist who was sent to report a fashlouablo wedding. He returned an lour or so later empty-handed. When asked what happened, ho said, "Noth ing at nil; tho groom didn't coino." A writer In. Llpplncott's Magazine re counts an incident not dissimilar. At a certain school ot Journalism a part of the practical work Is to do reg ular reporting. One time a student was sent In hasto to "cover" a railroad wreck at a town a few miles away. It grew to be almost time for the pa per to go to press, and still no word from the young man on tho assign ment. In desperation, tho dean of tho school telegraphed to ask why tho story was not forthcoming. Ths reply was: "Too much excitement, Walt till things quiet down." , Mothers wilt nnd Mrs. WlnsWs Soothing Syro Hi" best remedy to ilea lot Ihslr children An sg the loathing period, Strict 'Women Who Love, Tho strictest women aro at times tho most loving. When this hnppcns their attachment Is as strong ns death, their fidelity as resisting as tho dlaraopd. Thoy aro hungry for devotion nnd nthlrst for sacrifice. Their tovo Is a piety, tholr tenderness n religion, nnd they trlplo tho cnorgy ot love by en shrining It as a duty, Henri Fredorlo Amiel. ( , Oa Ilia Olarr Hand. A-aplnnlng sat Prlscllla fair; John Alden came to woo hor there. Ho aha put down tho spinning whet While he put up the winning spiel. Kansas City Times. Though near death's door, by all tho algns, A man got well who dealt In mines. For death may love a shining mark And' yet not lovo a ailnlng shark. Chicago Trlhune. Impact, "Uncle Jerry, you think there's going to be an awful smash In prices soma ot these days, do youT" "Oosh, yesl Look at tha distance they've got to fall." Signaturo of Portia id is Ike tig market place of tke Nt rtli west. Send Your Produce THERE We ure handlers of Etflfa, Iluttcr, Veal, Dressed Hcpa, Poviltry, live or dressed; also ApjileH, Onions, I'ota too. Consignments, whothor lurtjo or small, uro sollciteu. Wo can givo you kooU prices for good stutf. Write Us, McEwen & Koskey COMMISSION HfiCHAXn 129 Front St, Portland, Ore. LIST Dr, Carl Wabbsr, still practicing ta Kaw Tork City, performed In Utt tho first operation for appendicitis. Thsro was no knowledge of stomach cuttings at that time. Tho operation was 'par fo.rmed without antiseptics. .Tha la atrumcnta and appliances wars com parattvelr primitive. Tha patient I aUva aad well la New Tork to-d&y,