THE ST. JOHNS REVIEW Published Every Friday At 117 West Darlington Btroot. BY A. W. MARKLE Tun Rkvihw is entered at post office in Saint Johns, Oregon, ns mail mnttcr of the second class under the Act of Con gress of March 3, 1879. Prlnttnf ttenttd la flrit-elMi atIt. rrinunc tun on dtiirerr. Job tlllli for Job All eommnnlestlon ihoold be ddrmiJ to th Knw, hi. Johni. Oregon. AdTtrtlilns ralat, 11.00 per Inch per month. All adtertltln bills prtl flnt of each month, OffleUl Vawtpapar of lbs Olty of Bt Jamas. Subscription prlea $1.00 per year. FRIDAY, JANUARY 28, 1901. The long continued cold weather of the winter has not line a bad effect 011 crops, ns might hnvc been expected, bin has been rather bene licial to them, according to reports front different parts of the state. Fruit prospects throughout the Northwest arc now the brightest In years, it is said, the cold weather holding back the buds so long that there Is little fear of damage by late frosts. This is showu particularly in the apple and pear orchards, wncrc tnc crop during tile past year was tlic smallest in several seasons The snowfall of the winter is said to have been generally ample to protect fall sown grain except in some portions of the Willamette valley. The snow, too, hns added moisture to the ground in the drier section. The Artisans did it ngaiti last Wednesday evening. The exem plifies came over from Arletn and put on the work in the best manner ever seen in the city. It took 45 minutes to do the work and there was not a mistake made by them. Then followed a feed such ns the local assembly is noted for giving. ntid a social time until the witching hour, before the gay bunch went home. There was a large class of initiates and more than a dozen ap plications to be acted on at the next meeting. The Artisans of Portland will make n big demonstration Feb. when a class of more thou 3oo wilt be initiated. This will be followed 011 March 4 by a fine banquet in the Commercial Club diner of Portland, when the new members and those who secured them will be guests of honor. A. W. Davis, who hns been for a number of years one of the most trusted aud reliable assistants in the O. R. &. N. Railway department and who lately has been conduct ing the office for that company in St. Johns, has become nssoclated with that well known and hustling real estate man, J. S. McKinney. An office will be opened up in the fine room occupied by the Portland General Electric Co. on Jersey street. The new firm will make a stroug team. Councilman Davis has ever been a booster and a pusher for St. Johns, aud anything lie could do to further its interests was cheerfully and enthusiastically done. Thoroughly reliable in every respect, no man need fear that he will get the "worst of it" in any realty deal he may make througl Mr. Davis, and we know that he would rather lose a sate than make one through misrepresentation or distortion of facts. Mr. McKinney has long been a leading and most successful local realty man. Of an optimistic nature, the world and the situation always looks cheerful to "Jerry." Kven in the dullest months he is there with "the goods," and if nny one can make n sale McKinney can. Therefore, the combination of these two St Johns pushers means that the realty business in St. Johns will take on an impetus and energy such as it has not known for some time. A fine list of property has been listed, and bargains galore may be found at their establishment when they arc ready to do business together, which will be about February 1st. Here's hoping that the new firm will make a grand success of the business, nnd we have no doubt but that such will prove to be the case. The regimental ball given in the skating rink Saturday evening wns largely attended nnd 11 splendid time was enjoyed. The drill teams of Multnomah, Webfoot, Portland Prospect, Arleta and Rose City drill teams gave the bull. l'ronch the gospol of Bt. Johns. The regular meeting of the De mosthcucs Debating Club was held Friday. Jan. 31. The question for debate was as follows: Resolved , that nn eight-hour working day should be established in the United States by law. On the affirmative were Howard Brice and Theodore llugbce, while the negative was handled by Jerome Whislcr nnd Ralph Carlson. The debate was exciting from start to finish ns well as o icof the speakers. The decision of the judges was in favor of the negative. Immediately after, an open discussion of the question was held, led by two members of the faculty. As the 6 weeks term of the offi cers had expired, new officers were elected for the ensuing term as fol lows: President, Archie Smock; Vice President, Jerome Whislcr; Secretary aud Treasurer, Win. Woods; Reporter, Arkie Anderson. TfoMKBurtflav; I've fot my money in the bank, ste sate.. : is. ONLY ROBS TOE HOUSE IN WHICH Tfi-SE CASH IS HIDDEN YOUR MONEY WORKS for you too when it is in our bank. When money works more for you, you will need to work less. We offer you a secure place to keep your money. We will pay you three per cent interest on the money you put in our bank and com pound the interest every six months. MAKE OUR BANK YOUR BANK Remember, when you want GOOD meat that Bitgood & Cole's it the place to get it. An ever in creasing trade is sufficient testimony of the fact that they are giving per fect satisfaction. Nowhere else in St. Johns or Portland, for that matter, Is better meat sold. The prices are always just right and the meat is ever fresh, pure and whole some. If you are not a patron of their market as yet, it will be to your advantage to give them a call. A full and complete line of all meats usually kept iu a first class market Is always found at this market. Courtesy, fair dealing and honest weight iu connection with the very best meat the market affords is what is increasing their trade in such a gratifimg manner. Call aud place a trial order. Bitgood & Cole's the place. School Patrons. FIRST NATIONAL BANK St. Johns, Oregon The new school term beginning Feb. 7. iqio, we should like you to take notice of the following resolu tion adopted by the board: "Chil dren who have not attended school will not be admitted into the first primary grade after the second week of the term." Parents having children to enter will do well to sec the principal of either building Mouday, Jan. 31, or during that week. Kindly attend to this matter early. Chas. II. JJoyd, Superintendent. Every Mother Too Aluclt Face. R. Gradeii is adding a kitchen to his residence on Mohawk. You look as if you had one face too many when you have Neuralgia. don't you? Save the face, you may need it; but get rid of the Ncuraldn bynpplying Ballard's Snow I.ini incut. Finest thing iu the world for rheumatism, neurntgia, burns, cuts scalds, lame back nnd all pains. Sold by North Hank Pharmacy. IlrliiK In your Job printing whllo you think of It. Don't wait until you nro entirely out. Wo uro ouulppod to turn out nout and tasty printing promptly at Portland prices or loss. I Five Reasons For Fall Painting 1. The wood is thoroughly dry. a. 1'alnt penetrates deener hi AN IMPOSTOR'S TRICK. The Cheerful Liar That Mad a Fool of tha Qrand Monarch. Louts XIV. was taken Id once Id a moot humiliating way aud by 11 11 Im postor whose ouly nrt was lying. In 1007, just after ho bad returned from otio of his most dazzling military suc cesses niralnst the Dutch. Louis lo Grand received word thut uu embassy from Persia had JUat landed at Mar seilles cd route to the French court to bring salutations aud presents from tho sbab. Pleased that bis fame Bhould actually have ruu around tbo world, ho sent word that all tho towns od the way from Marseilles to Paris should feto tho ambassador. As a result the Journey to Paris was a march of triumph. Children sang and (lowers were strewn along the way. Arrived at Torls, several regl- meutfl of tho Swiss guard met tho shah's representative nnd escorted him to a magnificent suit In the old palace of tho Tullcrlcs. Louis sent no less a person than tho Due do Illchcllcu to wclcomo tho potcntato and Invite him out to Versailles to a special reception In tbo hall of mirrors. Tho ambassador presented himself as Illza Boy of tho Persian court and after showing his credentials ad vanced to kiss tho hand of Louis lo Grand and givo him tho shah's con grutualtlous on his recent victories. A caravan of presents from his Im perial sovereign wcro on tbclr way and would arrlvo in Paris In a fow days, said tho ambassador. Festivals followed nt Versailles. The bey recolvcd magulflccut presents from Louis and royal entertainment II 0 lounged gracofully on divans at tbo Fruueb court and smoked In Persian languor, tic gavo tho grand tnonarquo a few fragments of opal and turquoise. saying that they eamu front a Persian district bordering on tbo Caspian sea. Tbo woods thcro wcro full of them, ho explained, aud ho offered to dlvldo with franco had planted tho French flag there already, as It wcrot At Inst the day came for tho formal presentation of tho shah's gifts, nnd on that morning early Ulza Itey melted Into spnee. Ilo was never seen or hoard of again. lie had, as rouio one said, "gono glimmering through the d renin of things that wcro." The gems thnt bo bad left wero worth. If anything, about 15 cents npleco, being glass. Now Vork Tribune. Don't fail to sec our Linoleum and Matting before buying else where. Salmond Bros. One-half million dollars seeking investment in St. Johns. Bring iu your bargains. S. C. Cook, ce ment block, Jersey street. 0 Burglars almost NEVER trouble the man who is KNOWN to keep his money in n bank. The First Nntional Bank offers safety to you with Time Certificates of Deposit. it Do you get paid by the month? Take something from the pay check and put it in the First National Bank. It will grow there. Interest is compounded every six mouths there. it All kinds of laundry work dona promptly. Rough dry washing 8 conts per pound. Calls made for laundry at any place Ring us up Phono Rich. 091, St. Johns Laun dry. Churchill Bros.,proprletora. a Salmond Bros, hnvc got a bar gain for you in Clothes racks aud Ironing boards. Mrs. Geo. Campling left Wednes day evening for Los Angeles, Cab, where she will remain until June with her daughter, Miss Stella, who is taking a course in a Normal school there. George promises to be good while his better half is away. T dry wood, 3. l'nu weatner is warm, dry, iicpciiiiauic. 4. Wet weather decays unpro tected surfaces. 5. l'nll painting keeps out wint er moisture. Acme Quality Taint & I'inlihes. Saa us. We havethe"Qeeda" HENDRICKS' HARDWARE CO. 1 is or should be worried when the little ones have n cough or cold. It may lead to croup or pleurisy or I A Fine pnctimouin, then to something more serious. Ballard's Horchouud Syrup will cure the trouble at once and THE JURY DISAGREED. prevent any complication, by North Bank Pharmacy. CARD OF THANKS. Point In Equity That Navar Was Dacldad. An old tlmo story of tho lino points of law nnd equity which nroso In car- ei.i 1 ryuig out an amicubio coutract is tola a iuo I'uuaucipum iiccoru. xuero wcro four brothers who had Inherited 11 storngo warchouso from their father. Ho hnd divided tbo property equally among thorn. Among the uppurtonancca was a cat a duo animal, ozecllcut for mousing. This, too, was divided, tbo eldest brother owning tho right front quar ter, tho socoud brother tho left front The undersigned desires to thus publicly extend her sincere thanks to the W O. W. and neighbors and friends who so kindly lent their assistance and sympathy during the Quarter and tho younger brothers the death nnd bur al of her be oved lwo "luu i"" Nat tha lakel husband. an yaur aaaer. Mrs. W. Penny. Put in Jail If you arc tired of paying rent If yon want to own your own home nnd pay for it on the easiest ternis--scc us at once. We want to build a few more houses for residents and will make prices and terms to suit. Less than a year oro we started to clear the timber at Hast St. Johns. The mprovements made the past year is but a fraction of what will be made the com ing year. If you want to Ret in on the Rround floor, now is (lie time. EAST ST. JOHNS LAND unices : t. m. Johns Ma., 41 Hamilton Bhhj., Portland Phones: Richmond 601 CO. Main 4915 very accurately describes anyone s feelings who is confined to the house with an attack of rheuma tism, lumbago, stiff joints or mus cles. Ballards Snow Liniment will cure the trouble, relieve the pain aud make you as supple as a two year old. Sold by North Bank Pharmacy. How is Your Title? well known been engaged iu the Chas. Moycr, the Chiunmaii who has iu the trucking business il a norm ctm lor several years, guve a splendid turkey and oyster dinner last Sunday in honor of the visit of n son of the Chinese Consul, who, by the way, is a cousin of Chiu ley's. Two Chinese ladies from Portland Cured of a Severe Atlnck of Urou chilis by Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. "On October i8th, last, my little three year old daughter contracted u .severe cold which resulted iu u bad case of bronchitis," said Mrs. were present ami niso me louowing y. tf. Gibson, Lexington, Ky. bt. Johns people: C. A. Wood, "She lost the power of speech coin wife and two children, 1 F. Hdlef- pletelynud was a very sick child, sen, wife aud daughter, John N. Fortunately we had n bottle of uuiciseii aim wue, ami .miss Anna Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in Ryan. The dinner was nn elegant the house nnd gave it to her uccord one, und none of the trimmings ing to the printed directions. On asjarvt3aaBajsji Have your abstracts made, con tinued or oxamlnod by Peninsula I Title. Abstract and Realty Co., H. I Hondorson, managor. Accurate work. Reasonable foos. Comont Block building. Jersey street. o For Rent- Small 2-room house. cheap. Coll 515 No. Hayes Street. were omitted. Charley fully demon st rated the fact thut he knows how to prepare a feast of a high order. The party enjoyed themselves im mensely and report a most pleasing time. A fire iu the smnll brick furnace room at the rear of the First National bank at the noon hour Wednesday attracted u huge crowd in less thuii no time, The fire lad dies were there with both feet and the fire apparatus in jig time and soon had the blnze effectually squashed. The conflugratiou'started - from having n pile of kindling too near the furnace, aud when the Oregon mist hud been extracted therefrom by the heat the wood began to burn. The damage done wus but slight. Mrs. Kdwiu S. Miller of Fort land is forming vocal classes in St. Johns on Wednesday afternoons and evenings. For particulars call phone Richmond 331 or cull at 310 West Johns street after 1 p. in. Mrs. Miller is the soprano soloist in the Taylor street M, P.. church, and for years has been identified with the prominent vocal teachers of Portland. Pay your subscription. the second day she was a treat deal better, uud on the fifth day, October 23d, she was entirely well of her cold and bronchitis, which I nt tribute to this splendid medicine. I recommend Chamberlain's Cough Remedy unreservedly, ns I have found it the surest, safest and quickest cure for colds, both for children and adults, of any I have ever used." For sale by all good druggists, A Great Piano Lesson Opportunity. To introduce outselves to the music loving people of St. Johns. and get our work started at once, we make the following remarkable offer: Our first ten pupils takimr be ginning lessons will each be given fifteen lessons for $.s in advance Regular prices 50 cents nnd $1 per lesson. This olfer will not be eood ufter February 15, bt. Johns Piano School, Conducted by Mrs. I.illie Wells Carey, ooj Fesseuden Street. DRESSMAKER Smart, Plain or Fancy Gowns Familiar with all the latest patterns. You can obtain the pattern of any design cut by the S. T. Tailor System Perfect Tit and Easy to Execute MRS. M. J. YEAGY French Block ... St. Johns Subscribe for tbo Telegram best I evening paper on the coast. See Ed Stockton. Have your property Insured In the St. Paul or Northern fire Insurance companies. Tbey are the best. S. L. Doble, agent. An idle dollar, like an idle field or an idle mau, produces nothing. Have you any idle dollars? Put them iu the First National Bank. They work there. 3 percent, it oooaooooaooaooaoo oo000aoao Flue Blocks V. W. MASON Contractor and Builder .Muiituaciurer ot L'ement Blocks, Flue Blocks, Cement Drain Tile, ! bewer Pipe, Cement Sidewalks, Steps and Fouudatious Cement Block Building a Specialty Phone, Drop me a Card or Call at Residence and Office 646 Hartman ! Street, Clar Park, St. Johns You got full wolght aud luullty ut tbo Central market. try It awhllo. first Just ICsbasUfWal H jssjqssasj yroasj If you want to buy, rent, sell or exchange property see Wolcott, (The Rent Man.) St. Johns Office. 401 South Jersey. Portland Office, no, ana street, t'liones: Main 174.1 A 1743. o All our meats are government In spected and the best that money can buy. They are neatly and careful ly handled. Come In and .leave your order for free delivery. Ward's Central Market, 0 Rare bargain Fine six-room house, well finished, concrete base ment, lot 100x100. perfectly level. nicely fenced in, fruit, flowers, etc.. splendid view of the river, well located. Can be purchased for half cash, balance on easy terms. For particulars, call at the Review office. now, unrortunately, tho cat in one of Its nocturuul prowls Injured tho right front paw, and tho eldest brother attended to that portion of bU property by binding the lujured nicnv her with a greased rue The cat, thankful for this relief to Its sufferings, went to sleep content- edly before the tire, but lu tbo midst of Its slumbers a falling coal Ignited tbo rag, and the aulmal, howling with agony dashed through the warehouse and, coming In contact with soma com. bustibles, sot tbo building on fire. U'lion tho Ions camo to bo tlgured out tho three younger brothers wished to throw It all upon tbo eldest on tho ground thut had he uot tied up bis part of tho eat with the lutlammable rag the building would not bave been destroyed. lie, on tho contrary, contended that had the cat only been poasesNod of the front right paw-bls property It would have stood still and burued to death. It wait the three other paws tbat caused the damage. Iho brothers argued tbo case until they died, but tbey never reached an agreement. What Should She Sayt "1 toll you, little wife, you can't imagine how lonesome t am when I am separated from you. You are the best little woman la the world, bo dif ferent from Drigg nagging aud scold- lug wlfo. You know tbat a man must got ahead lu the wortd uud be freo to give his business his full attention. My little girl isn't of the auspicious, doubting kind, Is sboT Why, dearest. this very night I ought to go down to the club. Drown of Drown, Kallbo & uo. u in town. Tneyro among our best customers. Ought to know htm socially, hadn't IT Dut unless you In sist, toy little sweetheart wife, I won't go. It may mean a loss to tho flrra. but I'll stay with my precious." Well, now, what can a woman do? Chicago Journal. Samuel Hill, formerly of Pennsyl vania, but who has recently been located at Mcdfom, was a pleasant visitor to this office Wednesday, lie says the cllmutc in Mcdford is fine, but there arc some things the boosters of that place do not men tion. One is the fact that only about once iu eight years do the apple trees there prove a paying crop, and there arc some orchards that do not bear at all. Mr. Hill is now located iu Portland. S. C. Cook, a pioneer realty man who has for long conducted a real estate office near Cedar Park, has secured fine quarters in the concrete block building on Jersey street, where he now may be found with a fine list of bargains. Councilman Cook is so well known to every man, womau and child in St. Johns, that he needs no introduc tion since his advent to the heart of the business district. But if you have nny property you want to sell ami want to sell it quick, you could do no better thau see Mr. Cook. Chas. Foss has secured the cou tract for excavating 18 feet deeper through the solid rock at Whitwood Court for W. T. Bush, who has al ready had 36 feet cut out of the hill- side preparatory to erecting a large business Diock thereon. Mr. Foss is also busily engaged on a contract for clearing off hulf a dozen lots 011 Patton nveniie for ex-Mayor II. W. Bricc. It doesn't take Charley louir to get busy 011 a contract when he gets one, aud that is one reason why his services are so much iu demand. Then he is always care ful to give perfect satisfaction. The second annual bannuet of the "Glory Class" with John Keeler as teacher, was held at the Baptist church Friday, Jan. 21st. The room and tables were tastefully decorated with the class colors, red and white. An elaborate menu had been prepared by thecommittee, Kva Clark and Roy Crouchley. Harry Rawsou acted as toast master. Toasts were giveu by the following members: Rev. aud Mrs. Owen, Mr. and Mrs. Keeler, Mrs. Shaw, Bert Simmons. Eva Clark. Marv. belle Whltmore, Rov Crouchlev. Katherine Coffyn. Leslie Wood. Myrtle Dickie, Archie Mayer. After giviug the Glorv Class veil and singing the "Glory Soug," the crowd dispersed votiner it the most successful event iu the history of the class. Came Near Choking to Death. Mr. A little boy. the son of Chris, n. Peterson, a well known resident of the village of Jacksonville, Iowa, had a sudden and violent attur-lr of croup. Much thick strltmv - - " n j Unpltaiant to Have Around. "Are you still engaged to DrlRgsT" "No. I broke it off last week. 1 ll'd a ntratA tn malw 1.1m ST a lnnwa (nn mi. oh 1 nrA him anmn Hhhnn tn PUIegm CQIUe UP after Llvil1f Oham. match. He found It In the first store berlaiu's Cough Remedy. Mr. Peter be went to, and be bought It for 2 son says: "I think he would bave cents below the regular price.' Tha Barrier. Blobbs No; I shall never marry. Slobbe Dut you don't seem like a wo man hater. In fact, you seem very fond ot tha fair sex. Blobba Tea, aad I talk In my sleep. Exchange. Camtiauou MtMtoourat At the German Baptist church: Suuday school 0:45; preaching ser vice 11:00 a. m.; young people's meeting 7:00; preacntng service at 7:30. Tuesday -Young people's! meeting at a;oo p. ui. Wednes dayPrayer meeting at 8:00 d. m. f Church at comer Ivauhoe and St. -jonns avenue, u. reidmetn, pas- 1 tor. Lenity Is a part of Mercy, but she must not speak too load for (ear of waking JtMtlce. Jovbert ' 4 Say, if you want to find the kind ot a Grocery Store you are looking or, can iu at scales & Curty, Just because you can't beein with a large sum do not put off making a siurt ou mat savings account. The First National Bauk welcomes that small deposit with Time Cer tificates of Deposit. it Preach the gospel of St. Johns. cuoked to death had we not pIvmi him this remedy." For sale hv ll good druggists. Apprentices wanted at the Vrurne Millinery. O YfAM aTXMBMariisur 'Hf SffiB Trads Ui DCSMIMJ CMVUAIM A A ltlr tmuimout opinion inSmbMUuTS ajwlsl aetfct, without ch.rwV tat". StkWifk JliRlIc.