THE TONGUE.
It Appears That Thla Organ Can Ba
Eloquent Evan Whan Silent.
From tho observations made by n
physiognomist It appears tbitt tho
tongue when quite still can he as elo
quent In giving its owner away n
when It Is worbIur sixteen to tho
dozen. This Is a hard fact for u silent
man to swallow In silence. Ills only
roinedy Is to keep well so as to obrlitto
the necessary Injunction of the doctor
to put bis tongue out, for by this
thrust out sign tho doctor shall know
blra.
Tho tongue of the talker when ob
truded Inclines to tho right side of tho
mouth, wo arc asked to believe, where
as tho seldom used tongue gravitates
to the left side. Orators, prcnchrr.i
and barristers are endowed with right
sided tongues. Verbally parsimonious
persons havo left sided tongues.
Furthermore, "the tongue that
shoots out straight without turning or
wavering Indicates a solid, reliable
man of affairs." Tongues that turn
up Indicate Impractical natures. A
AFTER THE BATTLE.
An Inoldant That Seemed to Explain
Joahua'a Miracle.
There was an Incident In our life at
Drnndy, connected with Gettysburg,
which Is worth relating, Ilatchelder.
whoso map of the battlefield of Gettys
burg Is authority and whom we hail
fallen In with while wo were there,
asked to Join our mess at brandy when
ho came to tho army to verify the po
sitions of the various commands. One
night wo had just sat down to dinner
when lie cntcrod our big hospital tent,
quite tired.
"Well," he announced after taking
his place at tho table. "I have been
down In tho Second corps today, and 1
believe I have discovered how Joshua
made tho sun stand still. I llrst went
to regiment and had tho olllcers
mark on the map the hour of their
position at a certain point. Then 1
went to regiment In tho same bri
gade. They declared positively It was
one or two hours earlier or later than
that given by the other. So it went
THE SAFFRON PLANT.
li la Among tha Vary Oldait of thi
Vegetable Products.
The particular species of crocus that
haB from time Immemorial been culti
vated for Its dried stigmas, a product
known under tho name of saffron, Is
Crocus satlvus, which Is wild from
Italy to Kurdistan. Saffron may be
reckoned among the very oldest ut
vegetable products, being alluded to In
tho Song of Solomon among other
spices of Lebanon. Tho name crocus
Is Chaldean or Greek and was first
used by Theophrastus of KresUH about
SCO It. C., and that It was a well
known nnd admired (lower In Greece
soon nftcrward Is shown by Sophocles,
who mentions the "crocus of golden
beam" In his "Cedlpus at Colonos."
Tho word saffron seems to bo n cor
ruption of tho Arabic name "a I zahnfa
ran," and the product Itself was first
Imported Into England as a spice or
condiment, being also used as a color
or dye for silks nnd other fabrics of
tho eastern looms.
At a later date, exactly when Is not
on, no two regiments or brigades
downward, drnnnliiir tonctln linlntiu-i agreeing, and If I hinted that some of ,nt..n. (tin tilntil Itnelf wns niilllrnfml
to a person born to poverty nnd n them must certainly bo mistaken they , EnRnn,i, moro especially In Essex.
ready eye for the hopeless side of " " mom . w wnCn C0Unty tho namo of Saffron
nrvi'if uiKiuiy, v uru iiirru, imiuu-
elder, nnd wo ought to know, I guess,'
and I made up my mind that It would
tako n day of at least twenty hours
Instead of thirteen at Gettysburg to
satisfy their nccounte. So when Josh
ua's captains got around htm after the
light and they began to talk It over
tho only way under tho heavens that
ho could ever harmonize their state
ments wns to innko the sun stand still
things,
Tho cruel tongue flattens and broad
ens when extended. The delicate
speaking organ with curled up edges Is
the property of an Imaginative and
nrtlstlc being. When tho tongue Is
sues forth as If gripped In n dental
vise It signifies a love of life more
than ordinary.
Finally wo aro warned that tho In
dividual who thrusts forth his tongue
Waldcn remains In evidence of tho
fact Again, wo havo In London Saf
fron hill, which formerly was a site
Included In tho bishop of Ely's garden
at Ilolbom, onco famous for Its saf
fron beds as well as for Its strawber
ries. Today, however, saffron Is but
little used. London Chronicle.
to Its extremes! verge is a person to "nd lv ,llum n" n chance."
whom no secret should ever bo con
tided, for he Is an trresponslblo chat
terer. London Chronicle.
Any ono who has ever tried to estab
lish tho exact position or hour when
anything took placo In an engagement
SUGAR AND CANDY.
8atltfy tha Cravings of tha Chlldran
For Sweets.
Children may eat too much sugar,
will confirm noteholder's oxpertenco nnd they may also stay too long In
and possibly, If not too orthodox, nc- their bathtub, or In tho creek when
cepl his explanation of Joshua's feat they go In swimming, or get tanned or
Itullt of the product of the
PACIFIC BRICK & MARBLE CO.
Manufacturer! of
ELBRAM MANTLE BRICK
CHURCH NOTICES.
Do You Need a
New Set of Teeth?
Baptist church C. L. Owen, pastor,
Sunday school at lo a. m. Preaching at
II a. in. U. Y. 1. U. 7 p. m. Preaching
at 8 p. m.
MMliod st en urcu-i,. li. uew-ari, pas- ,f , wl kc ct thnt
tor. buiHlayschoolioa.m.; I'hinK , J k t, kc tceth
at It a. m. and 8 p.m. Upworth League , t , , ' molth oml face
hofy Cross Catholic church, Portsmouth n"1"1 "prctrfon.
station: 8:15 a, in., low mass; 10:15 a-1".,
nigh mass; 7:30 p. m., vespers and ucne
diction.
Christian church Meets every Sunday
in Tabernacle as follows: Sunday school
at too. tu.; preaching at u a. in. and 8
p. in., and Y. I. S. C. K. meeting at 7 p. m.
K, J. Johnson, pastor.
St. Andrew's Episcopal Church Ports
mouth Rev. Dr. Van Waters, Chap
lain. Sunday Services 7!W p. 111. Sum
day school 10 a, in, Holy Communion
first Sunday in the month at it a. m.
Evangelical church Sunday school at
10 a. 111. Preaching 1 1 a. 111. Junior K.
L. C. E. 3:30 p. m.; Senior K. L. C. li. 7
p. 111. Preaching at o p. 111. Uieslcr r
Gates, pastor.
First Congregational Church G. W,
Nelson, pastor, Sunday school id a
m.; preaching 11 n. m. and 7:45 p. tu,
Y. P. S. C. 15. meeting at 7 p. m. Prayer
mcctlnir Thursday at 7i.W n. 111. A scat
ami welcome to all.
Baptist Church, University Park. Rev.
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22 Yaara Eatabllahed In Portland.
Silica Precd lltiek, Clay Ilrlck, lilhram Sanitary Base Hoards, A. H. Walt., pastor. Regular services w , , ( k )(1
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402 Corbet Illd'g., Portland
Phone Main 5399
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Phone Richmond 641
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BARGAINS0
I
ucrman iiaptist ciiurcn services nciu M,,ir rmwn .oo
each Sunday at Iiaptist church as follows: ajjj bridge teeth 3.00
Sundayschoolap.m., preaching at 3 p. Gold or enamel fillings 1.00
in. Rev. Faltmcat, pastor. siller fillings 50
German Lutheran Services at 10:4s Inlay fillings or nil kituis 3.50
a. m. every Sunday morning at corner of Good rubber plates 5.00
l'ciutisuia avenue ami KtipairicK street, 1 no dcsi rcu ruoucr piaics 7.50
University Park. Alt Germans of St. Celluloid plates to.ou
loiins coniiaiiy invitcii 10 attcnii. rainless extractions, witu iix:ai ... .50
Ilucchlcr, pastor. Painless extractions, with homuo
Cht I.I nil Splniri. Unit tlnllinwik lillt. lorill l.OO
Sundays 1 1 a. 111.: Wednesdays nt 8 p. 111. Pilules extractions lac when plates
-Morris Hchaff In Atlantic.
A MONSTER SKULL
Ona That Waa Said to Ba Blgatr Than
a Dushal Baakat,
One of the most remarkable finds of
gigantic human remains of which wo
a headactio from playing too long In
tho nun, or chilled by staying too long
In the open air, but Is that any sound
reason why they should bo deprived of
sweets, sunlight, baths and fresh air
or discouraged from Indulging in
them?
All thnt Is needed, says Dr. Woods
Hutchinson In Success Mngazlne. Is a
of a great stretch of timber mid "'p any record was that . said to have 0 cmnlnon ense regulation nnd Ju
w, a man built a eastlo. Horn.- I"' '"'' nt Palermo Sicily, In the d,clou ,,pm.,,,oni MOt prohibition 01
..... .,...,. ii.u.i nKviu.u., u. denunciation. Most of the extra
unheard of proportions was linear lied Imry crnvIK for 8U ,
by some inarlile quarry men. These .. , . ,.,, ,
mammoth remains measured exactly nVerage child to Inevitably "founder
llilriy-foiir feet from head to foot and Mmwir f cfl t0 0WI, ,vcot .,
HE WANTED A PARROT.
Tha Uaa to Which tha Old Man Would
Put tha Qrn Dlrd,
Wo nrc nil striving for two thlngs
sdecess nnd happiness. To get these
many of us are struggling for 11 third
fortune. In striving to attain our
desires many of us need n green par
rot. In n little town In Iowa, In the
midst
meadow
thing over f'.'.I.OOO ho spent In building
n home. It was finished within with
tin lines) polished woods. Tliu founda
tion wns of hniwiistone, tho windows
of Trench nlale. mid every detail was
carried out In the best manner. He "'" f'-t seven Inches from point to nm, )0X of cnm,Vi , (uo ,0 Htntl,
nan grown 10 do 1111 om man. no nan "" """ - or artificial nnd abnormal sugar star
always lived in a modest cottage or rt ""' " una m umc 1 vntlnn. produced by an tnsulllclcnt
six riHims. This tuauslou had fifteen. 'n"' ' "H ''" rnlt'rmo In ammmt of t tf Invnliinblo food In Its
On one side there wns a magullleent 01 "l0 isoroiu niiiseiiiii,
Mono arch over tho pavetl drlvo that 11 w l,m,1, 11 uiuisn loouing, line children who nro given tilontr
1111 up 10 me uoiise. 110 nan just com
pleted showing 11 friend over tho
plan nnd reached Hits point when the
visitor exclaimed:
"Well, .I0I111, you ought to bo happy.
This Is a magnificent home. Hero Is
everything one could wish for."
"Waal," replied the old man, who
wns n cuttle buyer, "a fellow ulwnys
wauls something else."
"What 011 Jrtrth could you want)"
was the itiery,
' "A green parrot to hang up thar In
Ibe drive."
"Why a green parrot)"
"So every morning nforo I drive- out
he would say, 'John, you're 11 darn
fool.' "-Cleveland Press.
IN
I
Residence
Office -
Real Estate
Call on
J. E. Williams
- - 818 North Jersey
St. Johns Land Company J
o
grained bowlder nnd appears to bo nxmr on tlll.,r ,,, 1)rom, nm, but. j J
.i.HHi ,,-r, .-.Km nc ues h ub i,y one tcr nm, ptKltllniTH. a rcpilar allowance
foot broad and iilno Inches through u of cakf. iml ptllty of HWC).t frutg nro
lie iiiuKrn, ,., i, rt musiy. rusiy khik ,m)Ht frt0 fron, for
Ing lag otloeheil lo tho relic Informs .iiln tnndeiwv i, m.r.. iinmirn. i
Ihe visitor that It wulghs fifty-two .rf1( , rnll .......i- ,,
pounds. I.ul tho gonorul verdict Is that W(. iJ0(i. tho cnll.,- ,, ..., ,,. mr
11 Li ..... .....i.. i. ....... ti.i,w ... i.i. i . -
.. i ...li.. ...Ik ..V.H.I u u. t...t, til . )OWI
iy-iive poumiN.
The Nkeleloii was burned by n mob
In the year UWi during the prevalence
Parkar Houaa Roll.
Materials. Three tablcspoonfuls of
Couldn't Turn It.
of tho black death nt Palermo, the butter, one teas)ooiiful of salt, one-lialf
Ui.orn..t. superstitious people boiler- cupfu of ,uUtnvilrnl wntor t
n that It was connected n some myH- Clk0t two c fu,H o( k '
" V , ' blcspoonful of sugar, two egg whlton
' t. Tho skull of this giant, nc- ..,,' ri,Ilfu
cording t. Ahbo l erregus. "was largo- Wny of .ru,mr11K8ca,t, 10 ,
ly ..xceHHlv. of the baakets sayd to nn( ,,,, ,0 u , ,
ho I.I the hiuhel. being lltt.nl nboyo mid ,oft Ut ,,, , U'kovnrn. ,.,
COLUMBIA PHONOGRAPHS
f 35.00 to fuj.oo Cash or Iiistallmcuta
at PORTSMOUTH DRUG CO. the only agency for phono
graph supplies on the Peninsula.
Imleitriiclahle records . minute record' Double records 2 tunes for the
cost of one.
We take old and broken records In exchange for new.
PORTSMOUTH DRUG COMPANY
Ko. DAWSON STRKIST C. W. Bowhay, Mgr.
Subject Spjrll.
COLLIER & COLLIER
Lnvcr.
Rooms In the Ilolbrook building.
M. joints, urcgou.
Joseph McCltcsncy, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND
SUKIIGON
Day and Night Office In McChoncv lllnck
I'liont Jttuy vji
ST. JOHNS, - - OKGOON
Dr. MARY NacLACIILAN
f'hyilclan and Surgeon.
Office In Holhrook's lllork.
Residence, 215 Haves street.
Phone Scott 090,5.
Daniel 0. Webster, A. B. Al. D.
or bridge work is ordered.
Work guaranteed for 15 years.
THE WISE DENTAL CO., Inc.
Aaalatad by Dr. H. A. Huffman. Dr.
A. B. Stilus, Dr. Van E. Bllyau, Dr.
D, S, Bomgardnar, Dr. J.J. Plttlngar.
Tho Tailing Bldg., 3d and Waah.Sta.,
Uffloa Houra--0 n. m. to O p.m.
Sundaya 9 to 1
Phonas A and Main 2020
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE
III tho County Court of tho Stnto of
Oregon for tho County or Mult-nomnli:
of
ic3i
icOi
llii'lowe wltho teeth to tho number of
mid three cupfuls of Hour ntul beat for
Tho cyo of little WIIIIo'h teacher was O'-foiiro. Ihj. each of which would vt ,,lu,Mf A(It dUsolvetl yeast
id and sorry, for. notwithstanding himMvelclu-tl two ounces. and let stnud until It Is a very Ught,
nit ho was her favorite pupil, ho stood aWr Hcroy claimed to havo found tMhy u)nI1i ,u 'who
foro her convicted of the heinous " lll',on V'1"'"'" "in, "nd "lx,y beaten to n stiff froth, and tho remain-
mid
that
be
charge of a theft of randy from n fil-
low pupil, It wns n first offense, how
ever, and she did not desln to Inlllct
corporal punishment. A moral lecture,
sho thought, would fit the case.
"Hear In mind. Willie," she conclud
ed, "that these temptations can bo re
sisted If determination Is used. Al
ways turn 11 deaf ear lo temptation."
I.lttle Willie's lip trembled.
"Hut, teacher," ho answered, "I ain't
got a deaf car."
teeth. Westminster (Jarotto.
Animal Mimicry.
OhsrrwrH of nature aro frequently
Ktruck with the singular resemblances
of Insects to leaves, dried sticks, etc..
lug flour. Let rUu again until It Is
twice Its original bulk, placo on youi
molding board, knead lightly and then
roll Into a sheet half an Inch thick.
Take a largo biscuit cutter and cut tho
dough Into rounds. Ilrusli with melted
A. II. HltMSTOCK
Bfc
OHO. II. HltMSTOCK
HEMSTOCK BROS.
UNDERTAKING AND EMBALMING
full Una of nobos, CaiHati, alo., Kept In atook
UNIVI5RSITV PARK, ORP.OOV
Residence, 697 D.iWMin Street
Onicc, Plitcr Meek
University Park, Portland, Oregon
Office Phone Woodlawu 70J
Ret. I'lioiif WooiIIihvii 1655
D. E. HOPKINS
DHNTIST
Office hours from 9, to 13 111.
1 to p. 111. 7 to 8 11. 111.
683 Dnwhon Street, Univkksitv Pahk
II. S. HKWITT
31 j Silas St.
onkr I'tioiie WcMxIlawii 174
in tmr rnotic (MMIIMH JIU
It. S. WRIfJIIT
jo. S, Hayes
and these likenesses nro supped to ,luor fot, over ,, Uj
have grown out of the necessity of t0K,.u,r, ,n buUem, pnn ono
l.roHH.Ho.1 agaluHt or concealment ,,K.,, ,mrt 1ct rUo , ,
from cneiiiles. An InterestliiB cxamplo nm, ,,nkw , ,,ot ovt. nf,co mnutei,
-National Food Magazine.
Making Hubby Appreciative.
A din-tor tells of n nolo ho received
from n woman saying that her lmn-
liaud, who was about lo umkn him n
of this kind of rcsemblnnco waa
brouuht to tho ntteiillou of tho Km
tomologlcul society In Indon by n
uatiiralUt, who exhibited a spider
found Inhabiting soino rocks near
1'u lilies, 011 which were also fastened
lint cases of 11 species of moth. When
t .i m .. . . m . I li ratMi 1 iiit Miiniiir ttviiiriiiiui niiiifiair 1
' r. ,o,,", .- mm cm " m ..u. v h 2 ; ,;;v: .",".; -t"y it. presenti,
iiiiuieuimicrsnepcpam, , or .... - , Iho U.ilonUt leader had to leave
one nppeaini 10 me pnyHiciaii ior nm. the house of commons, nnd
1110 uoc or o xn 1111 lieu uis paiieut, win Tt,rry nt ns, foulu, ,,er tonKUOi
11.1.1 11 siigiii iiuacK 01 iiiuigeHuoii, nun . 1.,,.. ,.., rellove,l to llnil thnt aim
1 , u 11 u 11 M 1 ilia iviiy inniKiimiivinr t n 1 ..- ...... ..w
told him to cut out luncheons, to eat
nnthlnir but 11 slleo of Innsl nnd 11 01111 I newspaper,
of ten. Tho xelimn.. work.ni ...-..il..iii. "Please let mo havo tho woman's
Jy. Of course hubby returns home In I"""'." lie said.
tho ovcnlng, cats uvcrythltig In sight
nnd votes Ids wife's cooking even bet
ter than mother used to make, Iloston
Record.
Thrifty.
A Scotsman and his wife were trav.
cling from I.cllh to I-omlon by boat.
When off the Yorkshlro coast u great
storm arose, mid tho vessel had sev
eral narrow csciiim's from foundering.
"Oh, Sandy," moaned his wife, "I'm
11a nfcard o' decln', but I dliina care
to dee at eco."
"Dlnnii think o' dceln yet," oniwered
Sandy; "but when ye do, yo'd better be
dnioned nt sen than anywhere cue."
"An' why, Sandy?" OBked his wife.
"Whyt" exclaimed Sandy, "Rccause
ye wouldua cost sau mucklo to bury.
lie carefully tore off a pago nnd
handed It to her,
It was 11 full page advertisement of
a millinery oHiilng. nnd ho chuckled
it hi own little Juke.
Still, she wus revenged. She went to
the opening, and he paid tho bill. Chi--ago
Post.
A Duck of a Man.
Kllen Terry and .Mr. Ualfour met for
tho first tlmu nt tho table of Henry
W. I.ucy In toudon. During tho en
suing cun versa t ion miss Terry ro
il
for
Kllen
Her
had
not been bored, llrluglng her closed
hand down on tho table, she exclaimed
with n glauco toward tho door through
which Mr. Ualfour had passed, "1
think that's u duck of n ma ill"
Advantages.
"I suppose you are glad to bo freo
again?"
The ex-couvlct sidestepped a trolloy
car. dodged an auto and looked nerv
ously toward a clanging ambulance.
"Oh, of course, of course," ho said.
"Hut let me tell you 11 man lu prison
An Ample Teat,
The Insurance Agent Suro your
mart Isn't weak? Tho Insured One- feels mighty safe." Philadelphia Led
)h. yes. yes. The Agent-IJver test ger,
NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT.
Louisa Keognu ICstnte.
Kotlco Is hereby given that tho
undersigned ndmlnlHtrator of tho es
tate of l.oulso Kcokuii, deceased, has
filed ills final account In tho County,
Court of the Stnto of Oregon for
.Multiinmnh county, nnd that Monday,
tho UOth day or August, lOOK, at tho
hour of 9 o'clock of tho forenoon of
wild day, In tho court room of Bald
Court, hnB boon appointed by sold
Court its tho time mid place for the
settlement of said account, and for
hearing objections thereto.
Richard II. Keogan,
Administrator of tho estate of Loulso
Keogan.
Win. A. Munly, Attornoy.
Klrst publication July 23. St.
Cholera Infantum Cured,
"Somothlng like two years ago my
baby, which was thou about n year
old, was taken eorlously III with chol-
era Infantum, vpmltlug and purging
PI
Do
STREET CAR TIME TABLE
LHAVI5 ST. JOHNS
A. M. P. M. P. M.
5-IS U.40 7.00
6.03 1.00 7,10
6.35 1.18 7. jo
6.40 1.36 7.40
6.48 1.34 8.00
6.5 3.13 8.35
705 3.30 8.50
7.30 3. jo 9,10
7.35 3.08 9.30
7.55 3. '6 9. SO
H.15 344 10.10
8.35 4.03 10,30
9 00 4,30 10.50
9." 4.40 11.10
9.44 5.tw 11.30
10.06 5,15 3, 00
10.36 5.30
10.50 5.45
11.13 6.00
11.34 6,30
11.30 6,40
13. 18 p. 111. 6,50
Hewitt & Wright
CONTRACTORS ANli lll'II.DRRS
HMlmatc and Plan furnished
IIOUXl'.S I'OK ham: ht. JOII.S'rt, owt.
E. B. HOLCOMB
DESIGNER AND MJIM)KK
Finishing a Specialty. listimutcs
1 . . . . . 1
cheerfully lurnlslicd.
436 N. Lively street, St. Johns.
Central Market!
Ilolbrook lllock.
In tho mutter of tho estate
Robert Johnson, deceased.
All pontons tiro hereby notified
thnt Ilert Johnson, as administrator
of the above named estate, has filed,
with the clerk of tho ai.ovo named
court, his final report and Recount
nnd tho court hint fixed upon 10
o'clock A. M. of tho 10th day of
August. 11)01. ns tho Place, when nnd
where all persons lmvlug any objec
tions or exceptions to anything In
said final report contained, or any
net done by said administrator ns
such, may present tho vnmo nnd ba
hcanl: pud when mid wheio said
final roport and account shall be
finally n tiled.
This notlco Is published pursuant
to an order of the Honorable Lionel
It, Webster. Judge of tho above
named Court, mode on tho Tth day of
July, 11)00.
HKIIT JOHNSON,
3C-Bt Administrator.
Plant an ad. in
The
St. Johns Review
See us for the Choicest Cuts of the llrst
Meats Obtainable.
Orders Pilled and Family Trade Solicited
and
watch your business
grow.
St. Johns Ferry Time Card.
Qood Advice.
If: The Insured-Yes. Indeed. I
watched a fifteen Inning ball gaino
with the score 1 to 1, Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Open Confeeilon.
Aunty Tommy, I put three plea In
hero yesterday, nnd now there Is only
sue. How Is that? Tommy Please,
A Drawback.
"Your ocean trip was pretty nice, I
s pose?"
"Oh. yes."
"Saw Icebergs nud such things, eh?"
"Yes, but 1 missed the billboards, I
ran tell you." Washington Herald.
"Young man." said the boss, "come U w Jrk "uiity, I dln't see that
hither and listen." He nppronchod. 3el--udou I uucn.
"When you've mude 11 mistake for
get It and go on to the next Job. Don't
potter around all day adding a lot of
finishing touches." Louisville Courier-Journal.
There never was a day thnt did uot t rated Ults,
bring Its own opportunity for doing
good that never could have been done
before and novor can be again.-W. H,
Burleigh.
Tha Reason.
Discontented Wife Beveral of tho
111 u 11 whom 1 refused when I mnrrled
you are richer tbau you are now,
The Huibaud-That'a wtiy.-IIIua-
Caution Extraordinary,
"You have a ulght key?"
"Of course," answered Mr, Meektou,
"only I'm so cureless that Henrietta
keeps It locked up In the safety de
posit so that I won't loso It." Wash
Ington Star.
He Is tho noblest who baa raised
bltuself by bis own exertions to a
higher station. Cicero,
Amateurish.
"Am I the first girl you ever kissed?"
"You are 1 swear It!"
"I accept your apology" Cleveland
Leader.
DISAGREEABLE AT HOME.
The Laxleat Man In the World. I GRANULATED SORE EYES CURED
i-ota or men and women who nro would not bo contented to bo kept "For twonty years I suffered from
agreeable with others, get "cranky" In the house and doing nothing by a bad case of granulated sore eyes,"
ut Home. Its uot disposition, Its tho ibouumtUin. Neither are you, who says Murttn Doyd of Henrietta, Ky.
iivor. ir you find In yourself that are always busy and active. Thou "In February, 1003, a gentleman
yoii feel cross around the house, tittle don't neglect tho first twinge of an asked mo to try Chamberlain's Salvo,
things worry you, Just buy a bottle acho or pain that you might think Is I bought ono box nud used about two
of Hullurd's Herblno and put your Just n "crick." Rub well with Hal- thirds of It and my eyes have not
liver lu shupo, You and everybody lard's Snow Llnlmont uud 110 matter g'ven mo any trouble Blnco," This
around you will feel better for It. whut thu trouble Is, U win disappear sulvolsfor sale by nil good druggists.
Prlco 60 ceuts per bottle. Sold by ut once. Sold by North llank Phar-
North Uniik Pharmacy. uiucy, rrtdi tha gospel of 8L Johnj.
T.P.WARD Proprietor.
J. R. WE1AIER
Trancfat an1 Qintnrra
Leave L'at Side (A. M.) 6uo. 7:10.1 "I,0,W U,U,M6V
ofusolv writes J w Domnsov of 7:5, 8:30, 9:10,9:50 10:30,11:10, 11150. p. e deliver your goals to and from all
V:., of Porttand. Vancouver, I.In.ito,,,
''"'i""j. " i :io 6:00. rorwami ami Miuuroun express to,.
to reiiovo her but did hor no good, Leave West S de (A. M.i 6:w. t-xn. cy " points acceudoie by
nml linlnc . nr .,...). nlnrmn.l nl.nnl 1 8:10. 8:0. O'.XO. IO!IO. Il-Cn. 1 1 WagOll, PnO Unel fUrnltUM mOVlna I
h.,r u-,, mr i.vipin i... r.n..i r 1 J!'. i :30,a:io, 3:5o, 3:30, 4:10 ?. ptc,u. '9 nurliiiKtoiii phone
...... ... ........ -; 4;jot 3:30,6:30, 1 nicumonn di,
find 0110, bo enmo back by Rider Ilro8, 1
& Carter's store and Mr, Elder rec
ommended Chamberlain's Colic, Chol
era and Diarrhoea remedy, I pro
cured bottjo of It, went homo ns
quickly ns possible and gave the babj
a doso of tho remedy. It relloved her
in fifteen minutes and soon cured her
entirely." For salo by nil good druggists.
0 YEARS'
XPCRICNCK
TRADE MARK!
DeaiaNS
COPVRIOHTB AC
TO WATER USERS.
Water used through hose for
sprinkling yurds or sidewalks or
wushlng windows must bo paid for
tu advance, and used only botweon
tho hours of 6 and 8 n. in. and
and 9 p. in. It must not be used for
sprinkling streets. Any ono using
wator contrary to these rules, or
wustefully, will bo shut oft without
further notice. It paid In advance
for thu mouths of Juno, July, August
und September entitles tho user to
water for this purposo until January
I, 1910. St. Johns Water Works and
Lighting Co., P. H. Edlefsen, Super
intendent
ACTIVE AT 87.
This would bo unusual news It men
;nd women would keep themselves
free from rheumatism and all aches
uud pains as woll as keeping their
muscles and Joints limber with Bai
lout's Snow Liniment. Kor sale by
North Dank Pharmacy,
Bonville's Western
Monthly
The Western Magai
zine that tells about the
West.
Leave orders at the St. t
Joluis Review office.
15 cents a copy
$1.50 per year.
LAUREL LODGE
No. 186 I. 0. 0. F.
ST. JOHNS. OW-qON
Meets each Monday eveulne in Odd
Fellows hall, at 8:00. Visitor welcomed.
P. Hill, N. G,
C. P. Gates, Secretary.
Anvone undln m tk.lrh and d.arrlntloa um
qulcklr Mcerulu our omiuIuii tm hrttir ea
invention prontoi? nai.niftDta. lummnnii
llontatrlcdreouadeuthl. HANDBOOK onFetw
unt frM. tlldMt AjiAiicr fur .Munii ril.nu.
l'tDU Uk.a luruuili iluna A Cc, reoetT
SckMifk Hmmn.
A hendfomelr tltaetnted weeklr. iJinieet dr-
rulktlnn at mnr MluitlSa lonrn&L Tsrmi. 8S A
imi 1 toar mouth. tL Solil bj Bl newedUe.
Our Charges.
Holmes Lodge No. 101
KMIII1IS Ul PYIIIIAS
Meets every I'riday uiKht As is CUStoniarv. we will charm
r'liFi.i.T T tor cam ot tltatilcs, 50c; for resolu
come. D THrrrMtionS of respect, S1.00; for notices
-T. . .Z I t t.
W. A. btorr. K. K. S. u whuiwu ut iuukc cmcrmiuiiienis,
- - - - I Klinvw-rC CrwMntltC alr. ,.t1i am llia.n
Doric Lodge No. 132 are charees for admUsfon. tf- nr
.. , j r -
line, mil wtiere there are uo charges
F. and A. M.
TIME TABLE 0. R. & N.
uegmar comi iunica- fn .. VVR win Kol, '.1,-
tirstand third , T , ' " .
tlnnc nn
Wedncstays of each ru,e a, insert tliera iree,
We
month in Odd Follows' make this announcement so that
hall. Visitors welcome, our coorl friends mnv iinHoretanrl
Union Depot, Portland.
No. a Chicago Special leaves 9:15 a.m.
No' a Spokane Flyer leaves at, 5:00 p. ui.
No. 6 Kansas City Exp. leaves 6:00 p. tu.
No, 8 Local Passenger leaves 745 a, m.
-". 1 v-mcugu opcciai arrives 0:50 p. m.
No. 3 Spokane Flyer arrives 10:00 a. tu.
No. s Kansas City Exp. arrive 7:20 a. m.
No. 7 IJcal Passeuger arrives 545 p. tn.
Ec . wut nicuua iituy uuuctaiaUU
. S. 1 l.'irrl tit.lnn Ia. MrPlictinv I - . - - J
. 0 j . -"--""-J 1 I nn r rill, it, thic rMnw.1
r
Secretary.
W. M.
CAMP 773 W. 0. W.
Pointers for our Patrons.
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.
In order to Iniur a change of ad
vertisement tha copy for auch change
should rtach this orfict net later than
Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Pleaaa
'member this and save tha print'
Preach tha gospel of St. Jobs.
Meets every
Wednesday
evening in
liickner'a
ilall.
D. Tallman, C. C.
W, E. Swengel, Clerk.
Mall Schedule
Mail arrives at St. Johns at 7:10 a, in.
and 1:15 p, ni.
Leaves at 10:20 a. 111., and 4145 p. m
Office open week davs from 6li a. m.
to t:io p. si. Sundays from 9 to 10 a. m. '
We do not ailow any printer to
put out nicer work than we do and
we put the best stock into our jobs
The difference betweeu poor
stock and first class stock on a job
is a small item when you consider
the value of the job. It is the
price of a satisfied customer. It is
better to make 50 ceuts less on a
job and have a customer who will
come back, than to use the flimsy
stock, make the extra 50 ceuts and
lose your customer. That is the
way we figure it.