Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 15, 1907)
THE NEW STORE. The H and C Store Bargain Counter Bargain Catchers BONHAM & CURRIER Shoes, Gents' Furnishings, Dry Goods 107 South Jersey Street, St. Johns. A LION STORY. THE PENINSULA BANK St. Johns, Oregon. Statement at close of business December 4, 1906: kitsouKCi'.s: I .onus... fu7,7ij.ii I'tirnlttirc mitl fixtures. 2,976.86 Cash oil liatiil nml due front b.inkit 73Sgis I.iaiumtius: Cllpillll Stock f 3j,(MJO.O( Surplus ntnl undivided profit a,553.Ji Dividends itnpiti'.l,. . . . 1,350,00 )cM)nlt 174.295.40 fjoj.098.6j fraale Experience With On of the Afrloai Man Eaters. "Many yearn ago," says a writor, 1;cforo tho arrivnl of tho railway nd tho sportsman in cast Africa, tho natives were decimated by lions. it was impossible in some districts to procure mail carriers. Appalling stories aro still related of the fear less ferocity of these beasts. Tho railway was building at Kiu. Several coolies had been carried off by an old lion, and ono night Kynll, an English engineer who had seen much service in India, decided to sit up in a railway carriago on tho chance of getting a shot. With him wcro Mr. Jlucbner, tho German con sul, and an Italian, I'nrcntl. Tho night was dark, with but littlo moon, and after midnight Kynll commented upon tho brightness of tho fireflies near tho carriage and also remarked that ho had scon a rat repeatedly cross and rccross n snot where tho steel rail glintod in the moonlight. "Hut tho supposed fireflies wcro tho luminous eyes of tho lion tlioy waited for, and tho rat was tho slow movement of his tail. If Ilyall had recognized this, his lifo would have been saved. Tired of their vigil to ward tho morning, tho thrco watch ers went to sleep, Hucbner on tho upper berth, the two othcru below, lho carriugo was tho ordinary sleep ing carriago familiar to Indian trav elers, with a lavatory boyoud tho couches. An hour had passed, tho party was asleep, when tho lion jumped Into tho carringo and seized Kynll, while in 11 moment Parent! A GREAT MAN'S SILENCE. A POLICE CHIEF'S STORY. ialmly Dignified Under the Moct Try ing Circumstances. A great man whoso wifo was do votcd to him, but was subject to in tone attacks of jealousy and resent ment, was once visited at lus coun- The Way the Notorious Jack Graeme Was Arreeted. "A man and a woman," said tho police chief, "occupied a compart ment of a Pullman. In a dcsolato place, tho train speeding liko light- try house by two old timo friends, ning along, tho man said to tho wo Ho welcomed them with marked man: cordiality, and, seating himself bo- "'Madam, I will ask you to look tween them on tho piazza, was soon cut of the window a few minutes, deep in confidential conversation. I am going to mako somo changes Whilo ho was listening to what they in my apparel.' had to pay and occasionally replying " 'Certainly, sir,' Baid tho woman to an argument which seemed to him moro plausible than logical the door behind him was suddenly open ed, and from it emerged his wifo, with an angry face and a pail of wa ter. Without a word sho deliberately upset tho pail and drenched him from head to foot. Tho two friends sprang to their feet in astonishment and caught nMit of tho resentful woman retreating into tho house with a triumphant air. Tho man who had been subjected to this shower bath arose without a word, went into tho houso and in ton minutes returned to tho piazza. having made a complete chance of dress. politely. "Two or three minutes, filled with odd, rustling noises, passed. Then tho man said: " 'Now, madam, I am finished.' "She looked at him. and. behold. ho had transformed himself into a dashing girl, heavily veiled, fash ionably dressed and with rich and beautiful blond hair. "Somo moments later in her turn tho lady said DOES THE DOQ REASON? Authentic Instances That Seem to War rant That Conclusion. A dog I owned suffered a great deal with indigestion. Tho least in discreet diet would bring on theso attacks, and as they occurred very frequently 1 had a large bottle of medicine always on hand and kept it on a shelf in his kennel, Tho dog seemed to havo acquired a thor ough comprehension as to tho relief bringing quality of that bottle. Whenever no was ill and food was placed before him ho would scent it, walk away without touching it, then turn to tho shelf and, gazing stead ily at tho bottle, indicato plainly his wants. Ho took tho medfeino with out the slightest balking, which is rather exceptional, as any ono who ever tried to dose a dog will agree. This dog when let out would never disturb anything in tho poul try yard, but tho moment a stray chick lost her way into his yard the AN OFFICIAL DIRECTORY 'Now, sir, or madam, whichever . savaco cot tho better of him. Ho you arc, I'll ask you also to look out would catch tho unfortunate strag of the window. I havo somo changes ' gler, kill and devour it, leaving only to mako in my own dress.' I a few feathers as evidenco of tho "Tho other complied, and when I "murder." Punishment always fol ho was permitted to withdraw his I lowed. Tho remnants of feathers nnm frn,., 4 Tl rt n fl A I tl r InMilnintAA ' tl nmr nlmintt 4rt 1 1 1 r 1 r ttt t rt I it His friends wcro still in tho yard u-,nf 1,1. L.:.e i...i A.i t .,..,, u, i.i , .... n,i thov eotilil lin I t.J.. -I 1 1 1 t. 1 1 1. , V 1 and wcro wishing that they could bo transported by balloon or magic car pet to their own homes, whero they would not bo witnesses of strange and embarrassing domestic scenes. Their host called to them and (ilaccd the chairs on tho piazza. Vhon they were all seated no re turned tho conversation with tho simpio rcmarK, "As l was saying, my friends," and then went on with lady changed into n man. a loud laugh. Ho gavo . mako tho cause of the punishment . clear to him. From timo to timo " Tf mnm. ' t.n ,,1,1 Hi... I ... I .......... .1.1. ...... .1.1 l. ,l.,Ln v cwidn, hi; nuiu, tllllli nu 1I1U JUU1 Ulliuiiuiia wuillli uu JIIIOOIU, both fugitives; heneo wo should bo land all efforts to locato tho guilty L. E. STORY, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUROBON. Day nnct Night Office, Rooms 7 mid 8, Ilolbrook Mock, ST. JOHNS, ... ORE0.ON S. H. GREENE Attorney-at-Law. Office: Room 9, Hrccdcn Build ing, corner Third mid Washington streets, Portland, mnl St. Johns. Phone: Pacific 3093. Residence: St. Johns Joseph AlcChesney, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Day and Night Office In AlcChesney Block I'lione Woodkwn 47$ ST. JOHNS. - - OREOON DR. L. G. HOLLAND, PHYSICIAN AND SURdEON Resilience: On Modoc Street. Phone Voodlawn 576. Office: Hoi brook llrick Mock, rooms 3 and 4 Phono Hast 3689. St. Johns, .... Oregon Dr. V. E. H ARTEL, DENTIST Crown anil Ilrldgc Work a Sjcclnlty Rooms t mid J, Ilolbrook Mock, St. Johns pals. I am a bank robber. What " ' said the other, 'am Dctcctivo Hawko of San Francisco, and for thrco days in femalo attiro I havo been Bliadowing you. Wrists to- .v...., ......v ... .. iiiuuivu. . ..ivi.in my iriuuun, 111111 mull wuin on Willi ..11. . "hit had slipped into tho lavatory and the discussion, picking up lho Ihrcad St P ' 80 mBy "0W closed tho door. where it had been dropped and mak- 8" !,r 10 n PTB 0,n', . .. "Tho movements of tho lion, or ing no reference to what had hop- , , V1 nTu'Ht th, Plic? . .1 11. ... 0 rnlnr. irl TlnfnnHtn Tint,!. mtA.I moro probably, his weight thrown pencil. on one Hide, caused tho door by Ho was quiot and dignified and which ho had entered tho car to did not betray in his manner a traco close. Thus Huchncr'a excricucu of tho mortification and annoyance was mom terrible. TI10 rillcs wcro bo- which His who a exasperating attack low, and on the upper berth ho ro- must liavo caused. malned whilo tho lion killed .Mr. Hy- A weaker man would cither havo ull within three feet of him. Aftor apiwalcd to his friends for sympathy a few awful minutes tho great beast or striven to apologize for tho chief, "did Dctcctivo Hawko arrest tho notorious Jack Oracmo in 1870, ono wcro vain. Tho dog's yard was always scrutinized, but nothing found. My best broilers wcro disappear ing at 11 rapid rate, and I decided to havo tho dog watched. Soon ho was caught in the act and tho mystery solved. Tho moment tho dog had finished his meal ho scratched tho feathem in 11 henn nnd carried them ttf1t 1,1.1 frtl1t In r, Mr. .... r IIID tVVIII J It VVellUI Via. . Dr. MARY MacLACHUN Physician and Surgeon. Office In llolbrook's Mock, Residence, The Raymond. N the ubovc Sdimre von will observe 11 tlnv dot. Noticed it, didn't you? Now If YOU .saw that muc h pecK iiiiiik ot now all tlie rest of our leaders noticed it. Then, if you. Mr. Ilusiness. man, hail placed tin attractive iiimotiucciuciil of your wares, at correct prices, in that space, you'll have some idea that it would have biought you trade. Iletler try it next week. jumped out through the window with Ityitll'ri body in its mouth." Chicago N'uwh. Trfrublcs of a Club. "Our gui jo in .Jerunilem, Uriel," say tho author of "A Levantino Log Hook," "belonued to a club, and I with greut iiriilo ho took us to tho clubroom nml showed tin about. 'Wo aro ull very proud of our club,' ho "rguing together as though nothing strange and irrational conduct of tho woman. Hu had neither accusa tions to mako nor excuses to offer. Ho strovo to put his fiiends at caso by diverting their attention from tho painful exhibition of his wife's infirmity by engaging them in ani mated conversation. So successful was ho that tho thrco wero soon laughing, chattfntr and It was tho neatest arrest, from tho yard, where ho buried them. Tho melodramatic standpoint, of tho dog had tho most embarrassed and year." St. Ioulg Globo-Dcmocrat. i helpless expression at tho timo ho I was caught that I ever noticed on How to See the Wind. i n dog. An extra sovcro punishment Toko a polished metal surface of w" ionlt out, nnd 1 do not know two feet or moro and with a straight edge. A largo handsaw will answer the purpose. Take a windy day on which to mako thu experiment, pay ing no attention to atmospheric OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D omc liottf 9 to 11 , in., 1 lo j p. m. Office Miotic, ftcolt 1104. ,' KcuMcucc I'hotir, Union 3yt. Office In Unlvcr.llv Turk Drtiif Store. Carpenter and Contractor. lly the day or by the ol. Plmu and specification fiiriiUhcil on uiMdk'iitloti. If tho mortification of being tratmcd t Atir.IJUT WIMIKI.M or tho punishment did tho work, 411 Allegheny strctt, 3 block Ait of the but tho dog was cured from that j l'rcnch block, St. Johns, Orvt'oii.' moment on. m summer and winter. The onlv thing you need to look out for is that you do not attempt to "fee tho explained, 'hut it has many dilll- unjileasant had happened. wind ' on a rainy or murky day, as cullies.' When tho timo camo for tho two conditions are then very unfavora- cotulitions, for such an experiment reasoning in order to accomplish can be as successfully mado on a something for a set purpose. I bo clear day its it can on a cloudy ono, ,Iovo ,n0l,t nnlmnls possess tho qual- nnu llio result will bo equally cood u.v 1,1 BO'u tiugree, more or icss, Tho related observations show C. AlARION SALISBURY Oraduatc Optician , Will test lite eyes free of charge.' ; 1 Jtrey Sticct. St. Johns, Oregon, 00m500000cXcXmXcXOOOOOOOOCOOOOWOOOcXkcXC New Bargains This Week 1 $ Chxein, 50.x 100, lesiilciice lot 1 block to car line looxio) .South St. Johns, terms $ f,5o Li . V maim di 1 oHiiiii ni. jiiiiiis, corner ami cur line 950 50x100, best income pn)eity Jersey stieet 14,000 loxioo on lersev stieet wllli tmriv unll fltlll tllf.,1. . rrv.v in - 1 j j ........ .,ju. joxuxiS. St. Johns, lax 18 shack, water, cleared 175 jI 50x100, south St. Johns, easy payments 400 ; Two actus on Willis lloiilevanl ready for platting 2,150 o . . .... o jjj 50XUX), 0 100111 House, fruit, hue river view 1,375 I 1 acre near ear line nnd N. P. railroad oo 35X 100, small building, Jersey street 3,350 jjj 100x100, fine factory site, on raihoad .1,500 J Ten lots in Point View, each , JO 9 50x100, corner Jersey stiect 50 I.ots in fust addition to I.iunton ?.)o to f ux, easy payments. Husiiicss locations for rent. a 9 I H. G. OGDEN 8 Review Office. ST. JOHNS, OKKROK OCOOCOCkXhXhXvOOOOOOOOOOOO CXVOOOOOOOCW3CXmXHX00000000 Keep iii (ouch with (he Western World, Business nnd Bargains by subscrlhlnjj for tlio Monthly Investors' Guide yi7 lleluiont Stii-it, l'ntl.mil, Ongon, O. M, I'AUI.K 0, l',.MI!klt.i. I Faulk & Merrill Coal, l-lour Nay, Grain, Ground Feed, Paints, Oils md Building Materials Phone Hast 713 University Park, . Oregon WOOD Uuy your wood ut the Old Reliable Peninsula Feed & Fuel Co, Coal For Side. Green and dry slabwood. Phone Kast 297. f X BUILT BY W.C.ADAMS CONTRACTOR and BUILDER We now have with in a cabbie resilient urchiuvt, mill we can urranjji- to advance iiuuicy to ull thckcwliu desire to build homes. Shop Second Door West of Postoffice ST. JOHNS - - OUUdON "U'hul uro they?' "The principal dilllcultv.' inid Uriel xeverely, 'ik that much of tho member rcfunn to fill the olllccs at the club, and when thoy do fill (hem they refuse to perform thoir polrnlanccll., '"I den t iimlerstand raid tho traveler. To perform' '"To traimart their actH.' ex plained Uriel. 'To mako their tin- tlCi.' "'Ah, ye!' interrupted tho trav eler. 'You mean to do their do-Inw.' 7"lixnttly,' aerced Uriel, with Krntitmle. 'They refuso to do their doinj;H,' " tils Name and tilt Legs. ProfenPor Lyon Plavfair onco vibitod n iihiMphatu mino whoso ii)imii(,'or, a Scotehman, desired him to li;iivo nt onco and drop hU siioci- men. l'nirenor Playfair addrei.8od him In k'jod Scotch and asked him if hu thought him a mining ndron- Hirer. "Ay, tiiat'n lust what vo arol" "NV replied .Mr. Plavfair. 'I am a Fcoteh professor." "Then. If yo ari. yo'll bo bavin' a name." "Jfy niino i Playfair," ho respond ed. "M.m," anid tho Scotohihan. uro vo i.von rinvrnir?" rhun. looking from liis six" feet two InoJies with Ooiapiuitinu on tho llvo feet four of tho professor, ho continued: "Hoot, uum, yor namo traveled further than yer woo leua will over carry yeP Christian Register. Revenge, Mis-s Angelina fto I.uev. tho mir- lor maid) I.uey, If any ono colla to aoo mo this afternoon, don't forget tlmt J am only ut homo to .Mr. ! iu noodle, Lucy Yes, miss. Interval of an hour, ppcurs, looking rathe ''Well, Lucy?" Please, miss, thero' centliMiien call, and them vou wero out to evorvbodv but Mr. 1'itznoodlo, thoy all seemed very surprised and annoyed, whilo tho Inst 0110 said: 'I ani sorry for Mr. Pitznoodle.' "Loudon Answers. In a Oad Way. This old ludy was a hypochondri ac, iter various diseases interested her. and sho tulked of uothinir else. Ono day a visitor found her eating heartily and inquired tu to her health. Tho invalid sighed and an swered, "I feel very well, ma'am. but 1 alwuys feel had when I feel well, because 1 know I am going to j reel worse afterward." visitors to drive to tho station to taku a train their host said goodby to them at the irate with tho ro- mark that thoy had had a dolichtful afternoon together. 'ilio crcnt man loved his wifo and know that sho wan not rcsnonsiblo 1 1, ... ai an limes jor nor caprices and re sentments. Unwilling to talk obout her infirmities, oven with old and trusted friends, ho acted with raro self possession and good tasto in mnintninlriL' rigid silcnco and leav ing thorn to infor for themselves tho reasons for his rcsorvo. Glasgow Times. bio. When ovorythini: is in readi ncss, hold tho metallic surface at right angles to the direction of tho wind I. p., If tho wind is In tho north hold tho metal cast and west, but instead of holding it vertical inclino it about -IS degrees to tho horizon. When this has boon dono according to their mental dovclop mcnt. In tho lust caso described tho , dog'a instinct led him to catch and Goodrich & Goodrich, kill tho chicken, but memory told 1 him that punishment would follow AUCIIITKCTS If found out. Ho reasoned that by ,,,, jt i.t.it 11.- ...1.1 1 . ..M. 1. ' I'llll l'rofcssl liming uiu evidence 01 ins guilt no would cscapo punishment for his ac tions, which ho understood to bo wrong. Tho very fact of being ablo to discriminate between right nnd wrong and trying to check tho con- onul Services 1'lvc.l'cr Cent. KaIiU Johns nml Portland, Ore. Bight carefully along tho edge of a : eel"onces of tho latter shows tho snarpiy iicnneii object for somo mo-, "yv""3 "4 iiieruiuro monts ami you will seo tho wind , rl '"' p"ur. o. u, uo rn Iouring over in graceful curves al most liko water. The Juvenile Way. bry in Outing. The Steamboat and an "If." If Itobort Fulton had succeeded f 1 T 1 1 t N. and Repairer rnisctl nnd :":;M.'r: ,,,0,v "mr 10 v. vontion duiiiuiiiiii iiiiiiiv, nero is a small DO tho history of tho wholo world might havo been changed. A follows: "l-ulton M.y..U: I! A ftlde.For Hie Temper. A certain farmer living near thu town of Derby having got himself disliked 011 account of his quarrel- somo iiuims, tlio other farmers do cided one night to cool him down a hit. Af lllilnti?if Min fiirmn. urnd .11, 1. ..1.1 1... .. ..(.. .1 n o "V"fU U u), "1U B,,0UU"B boy 1 mir nuieu Biuiuiu I,,,-,,, ,i ...ii i i Y,l iiiiiiidoiuji ui niseucrvs, will) ro- Tho irate farmer hurried on his l'ZlJ t ibl 1 n J?W,f, Prlc(1 thnt ""vlgation by tho aid clothes and, hastening to tho door, ,w Hi W he WttT! c,,okod lo of steam was on obvious absurdity. s....t 1 k . 0 . . 9 (ipncii thorn nml rnnn Iln mi 1 , ..... r asKcu, "Winch way hus hogono?" ' ';. ' '"'' aiioi was two years boforo tho bat A. GEE House Mover nouses niovcii, rnisctl nml re paired. Odd jobs of nil kind. rrnuipt service, renwHinble charges. Iviiuhoc nnd Cntliu .streets. Phone Woodlawn 5S6. Saint Johns ... Oregon F. Al. LASHBAUGH I'uel furnished, cither shor( 9r 1 long, Draylug and teaniyork of every kind. Prompt service'. Terms reawimblc. 1 get Iwnes in your throat. uior .or know. of. boy who got filled Flnvitl v 1 1 7-ay (1,"n,e,r,,T,,,0 l'roforrcd to leave y was picking a rabbit's head n a commiS8ion of w aid before tho French cmporor his Corncr j am, CwllI ST J0,INS )lan for steam navigation. It might , i.iki nnnnnln.! 1A - 1 1....1 l. , . . .. mvo appealed .to Napoleon had ho i ....II.. ! IS I.. , !l ..1 1 iigaieu ii, out. no tho decision to a iseacrcs, who ro- ubm-ii, n men wuv nun no goner ij. , , - - i , im a vu yeuni uutoru mo uni- "Toward 11.," replied ono of tho L,0 ?" l"T '."f?.18' t" esFcml- tlo of Trafalgar was ought. Had farmers. e . e l, a iWl: s'co my fo- ho accepted tho advico of Fultou ... una , nvo o wovs icit ond gono at onco to building, tho rather oucor over a rabbit dinner, great army massed at Iioulogno I don t talk much and don't ask for might aftor all havo landed in Eng- "WT'-.r i. i lfn, , . ' ,and nm- wrought its military mir- A definition that won a littlo girl odes upon British soil instead of at praiso despito its strangoness wan Austorlitz, to which Trafalgar turii- "Turf, sir. is grass and clean dirt .l ft." D i i ... biuck together by Uod." Another offered tho loan of a horso ho bestrode, which offer tho sleepy farmer accontcd. After rid ing all night ho found himself at daylight next morning riding hi own horse. London Tit-Hits. An Impassible Photograph. Business was not booming at tho littlo studio. "Only ono order yesterday," said tho photgsrapher, "and that was on impossiblo ono. A lady came in with her little daughter. Sho had seen, sho said, my famous photo He Relied en the Doctor. Whilo I was a student iu tho med ical college I had a patient, an Irish- The Retort Caustic An American in Devonshire. . cording to tho London Tribuno, had u,on w'"- 0 broken leg. When the been told ho must not miss seoing plaster bandago was removed and a a certain peculiar .rock fnrmntinn lighter ono nut on in its nlaca I no- known locally as "Satan's Stool." Need that ono of tho pins went in LAUREL LODGE No. 1 86-1. 0.-0.-F. ST. JOHNS. OKimo.N Meets each Monday evening In 6dd fellows hall, nt 8:oo. Visitors welcomed. II. H. Hewitt, N. G. I'. 15. l'oote, Secretary. G. W. OVERSTREET, , PLUMUEU v J Ilolbrook Ulock, 103 South Jersey street. Phone Union j8j, -V Saint Johns - i Oregon S.C.NORTON r Real Estate ' Jnsiirance Kesldeut agent N. I'. Noren & Co, 1 10 S. Jersey street. Phone Woodlawn 917. St. Johns, Ore. irran 1 of a itt a p r k Im ni hoisn f nnno leisurely exam nmcr the eur . wuu great uimcuiiy. anu 1 could Kan I nn Un-Un on tho mouth in a mirror, and sho "ty 1 was accosted by an irato uot understand it. A week after- j 1 IJaB UCI ii'imlml l.nr .,1,11.1 l.Un lll.... I Inilitarv looking tnnn l,n ,l,n.1. Ward wliat was mv natnniahmnnt in , MANSI'Iian & KAKULKt.V. t find l.UCV TO I nuK aim luiil flnviii1na nmi in.i i.i... ed in unnrintnhln In Tliviintrn trim t l. find that tho mn hml hnnn run I 1'ln.t r1n wnrl- nml el P.HI lint rAti-ula fn r Hushed. ing 0I, tho mouth on account of mcant b)' trespassing on private through tho skin twice instead of patrons. Hair cutting a I frerilis. nnd sn aim wnntml mn in property. "Waal." said thn Ynn. through tho cloth. , vv? . 's been five ShotowmJ. !.. ti5n, kee. "I was told I should mln n1 "Wiy. Pat." said I. "didn't vou I t J.r w esi Mn 1auuA'r': when I told itself in Hm ...trrr. nn (nm. I Point of seeinL' 'Snimi'j Stnrl ' imf t , know tho itin was stickinc in vmi?" I , li 1 . t .4 w 11111 U44 siiu lui u- m i-i wwakUut.A. a r j - head." Points on Point. A student undergoing examina tion iu tho principles of mechanics was asked, "Why will not a pin stand on its point?" Ho returned tho following answer: "In tho first place, a point is defined by Kuclid as that which has no parts and no magnitude, and how can a pi,n stand on that which has no parts and no magnitude? In tho second placo, a pin will uot stand on its head; much never guessed I should havo the pleasure of meeting tho ownor." He Was Real Industrious. Two Washington negroes, meet ing In the street, fell into a discus sion of tho peculiarities of a mutual iwcmi. oma ono: "Niiat Kind o' a "To bo sure I did," replied Pat. "but I thought you knew your busi uoss, so I hilt mo tonguo. The Difficulty. Two Irishmen driving through tho country noticed that many of tho bams had weathervanea in tho promptly responded tho second ne gro, "evt hisself. Why, only las week dat man Snent turn vhnlA Aava tnnn' point. Thirdly and lastly, it will if git his wifo a job!" Success Mg- less, therefore, will it stand on its Chamberlain's Cough Remedy a Favorite. 1111,.. t .-, , . . v c pieierciiauiDeriatu s Lottgli Remeily to utiy other for our chil dren," says Mr. L. J. Woodburv of Twining, Mich. "It bus alsi tloue the work for us in hard colds and croup, and we take pleasure in recommending it." Kor sale bv St. Johns' Drug Store. you stick it in hard enough." Central Market! Ilolbrook Block, pusson is dat man anvhow? Seems I nvX ? , rooste- , 4. 1L to mo ho never do no 'work." H sa,d .9ne mn.n to the oth" "Oh, he is industrious, all right," . ?r can )'V0U lu? "'W ey always the top iv thim barns?" "Sure," replied Pat, "an' it must do because av tho ditllculty they'd nave in collectuig tho eggs." Chi sine. See us for the Choicest Cuts of the Best Meats Obtainable. The Wellington WKUT 4 GLQVEt. Proerklen. Fine Wines and Liquors. Onlers filled and lWiily Trade Solicited The finest of calling cards at The 1 ... n- " I review oiuce. Family Supplies a Specialty. Ward & McCUVC, Proprs, I Ilolbrook Block, St. Johns, Oregon cago Nows. DON'T PUT OFF until tomorrow what vou can do today, it you are suffering from a torpiu uver, or constipation, don't wait until tomorrow to get help. Buy a bottle of Herbiue and get that liver working right. Promot- ness about health saves inaiiv sick spells. Mrs. Ida Gresham, Poiut, Tex. writes: "I used Herbine in my family for six years, and find it does all it claims to do." Sold by St. Johns' Drug Store, Briug iny our printing now. Mail Schedule Mail arrives at St. Julius at 7:10 a, m, and 1:15 p. in. Leaves at 10:30 a. in., and 4:45 p, n, Office open week days from 6:45 m, to 6:10 p. ui, Sundays from 9 to 10 a, tu No mails arrive or depart Sunday, One Dollar will fit you to eye glasses or spec tacles. Perfect fit guaranteed. Your eyes fitted at home. Write tor free booklet describing our method. Remember, the glasses we fit you to are worth (3.50 any where on earth. Our price, only $1.00. OUR REPAIRING depsrtia.nt I now complete. Miio print S1.QQ. Wstcb clean! St .00. Send jour work br reUtcrt4 miU. SUO repairs ear ntch. fc METZGER & CO. Ill SIXTH STIUHT. FOSTUXD, OU. NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS. In order to Insure a change-of ad vertisement the copy for such change should reach this office not later than Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please remember this and save the printer Subscribe for The Review.