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THE NEW STORE. The U and C Store Hargnin Counter Uurgain Catchers BON HAM & CURRIER Shoes, Gents' Furnishings, Dry Goods 107 South Jersey Street, St. Johns. THE PENINSULA BANK 8 St. Johns, Oregon. Statement nt close of business December 1906: lOtMiuucim: I,tiit fu7.7jj.il I'lirnlliirt' Hint fixtures. i,ijj0.hfi Ciuh on hnnd Mini due from Imiik "t-Vtyf'S floj.mlu I.i a (Hf.iTi its: Capital Slock. . .f i5,tx). Surpliit iiinl undivided Jirdflts . 2,5.;.). jj Dividend unpuM. . 1,250.00 ICMtsItA I74.J9.5. U 20,1,098.62 SERPENT POISON. The Venom of the Cobra li Deadly Al moit Deyond Oellof. It was in the autumn of 1(301 Hint Calmctto, while acting as di rector of the Hactoriolotficnl inti- tuto of Saigon, Cochin China, firpt A NATIONAL TRAGEDY. Dramatlo Scene at the Degradation of Captain Dreyfui. .Nine o'clock; General Darroa dnws his sword; orders ring out; the infantrymen shoulder arms; the sabers of the cavalry gleurn; nt commenced his experiments on the J 1,10 far cllS of h nld, ft liuI neutralization of serncnt venom in rouP "PPrs. It is mado up of tho nnimal system, ile had exeep tional opportunities in the mutter of serpent venom wherewith to car IMPROVING THE ATTIC. Sungettlone That Will Help In Making It Habitable. In addition to those familiar uso3 of attics which nro so vivid when it rains or when one is cynical or moody or inclined to bo witty at the expense of bedposts and warming pans, there arc improved uses an at tic can be put to and still remain an attic. The feeling of attics that senso they give of a friendly nliona- foiir artillerymen in somber dol mans. In the center is Dreyfus, the light flashing on his sword, on ry out his investigations, inasmuch ",0 uirc0 t''u Knl 100,18 i?t mark tion from the world below stairs as a band of cobras had recently at- n' Bc'lilo 1,im I1""09 tho must not, of course, be lost. If one iiujuuuii. ui uiu j;u.iiu, mi: uuuu- ucsires no more man a place in tioncr of tho military decree, n which to tell fairy tales at twilight giant of a man, cloaked, plumed, the lighting of a candle might glorious. The little group comes bo change enough in the usual nn- obliquely across tho naked field, plastered and left over space. II it I'hc "traitorV ste is firm, his head that is too simple. Ucsldo, the is high, his loft hand grasps tho hilt taste for fairy talcs is not universal, of his sword. Without tho mob and It U. mnrnni'nr n fnaln mnrn m -N tin above sijttjitc you will observe n tiny dot. Noticed it. didn't you? Now if VOt? uiw Unit liltle sKrk think of how nil the list of our ic.idiis noticed it. Then, if you. Mr. Iltisinoss Hum, li.it I pl.iud mi ulttiictivc iiiiuoiiucciuciit of voiir wares, ut uoricct tiicis, in Hint .nhicc, you'll have some idea thai it would have hioiighl you Hade. Heller try it next week. lacked a village in tho vicinity of Ilaclieu, and by order of tho gov ernor of the district no fewer than ninety specimens of tho terrible Nn ju tnpudians, or cobra dc cnjicllo, were forwarded in a barrel to the institute. Forty of tho reptiles arrived alive, and tovcrnl were at once sac rificed to fcctiro their venom glands. Kach gland, resembling both in sizo and shape a shelled almond, con tains about thirty drops of venom, and in this transparent limpid liquor is embodied a toxin of extraor dinary strength. Ah is well known, this cobra is the most dreaded of all serpents, and it is widely dis tributed over India, lliirma, Suma tra, Java, Malacca and Cochin Chi-1 na. t'nlil Calniettc, however, Kot j to work to systematically sttiily tun nature of this reptile's venom but little precise or reliable informa tion had been obtained as to its character. It was, of course, nec essary in the first Instance to as certain, within as narrow a limit as possible, the exact degree of toxic power inherent in tho venom and to determine if possible the precise dost) lethal in respect of each varie ty of animal experimented upon, A correct calculation of tho quan tity of venom required in every caso was, however, found to ho quite im possible, for mi virulent is tho poison that a single drop of an emulsion produced by pounding up eight glands in .'100 grams of dis tilled water is nulllcicnt, when in troduced into the vein of u rabbit's ear, to kill it In live minutes. All (he mammals lo which Calmetto ad ministered this cobra venom, such as monkeys, dogs, rabbits, gtiineu ilgs and rats, Mircumhcd inoro or eiis quickly, according to the size of (he doiov -Westminster (Jazelte. lifts its dull clamor, tho sulky growl natural in the nursery than in tho of 0,000 alcoholic throats. Where attic. Hut n lutbitablo nttlc wist the general sits on his horse tho bo anything but dingy. A glass little group halts. Tho cannoneers trapdoor, such as one too often boos, fall back, and Dreyfus Btnnds nlonc. is not enough. Thcro should bo a cry small ho Fcoms; motionless, great dormer window, built low cut in stcol. And tho general enough for window scats, and amplo Bpeaks: Bcnt8 t that, large enough to urcyius, you ore unworthy n lounge In. Thcro should bo wido bear arms. In tho name of tho I sill, inn fnr im.v.r. rn ..in.. without flowers would bo unimagina ble. As for tho body of the room tho chief thing to do where thcro arc caoics wouui do to nsort a JOKES OF ACTORS. Prank on Comrades That Are Played Before the Audience. Practical jokes right in front of the audience nro not unknown among experienced actors. Lara has to bo taken that the business of tho scene is not interfered with, or tho stage manager would speedi ly bo camping on the trail of tho too enterprising humorist. "A rather cruel but at the Prune time very amusing joke was played upon un unpopular member of a Shakespearean ropertoiro company with which 1 once toured," said a veteran actor to the writer. "Tho unpopular one was playing tho ghost in 'Hamlet' on this par ticular night, and the ecciio was managed in tho old fashioned way tho 'majesty of buried Denmark' rising through it trap instead of coming on from the wings, as mod ern ghosts do. Two of tho compa ny stationed themselves beneath tho stage, and as soon as the victim')) head went un through the trap they began to belabor his legs well with a couple of stout canes. "I ho winch raising the platform on which the victim stood was turn ed AN OFFICIAL DIRECTORY very slowly in order to imparl proper solemnity to tho ghost's ap- pcaronco. I'icturo tho ellorts of French republic I degrado you 1" Jlicn tho dcsolato man raises suddenly his arms to heaven and cries with a loud voice, "I am inno cent!" As sudden is tho roar that comes from the Latin mob, surging against tho iron fence, "Death I" nnd "Judas I" and "Traitor I" A si-. Icnco more terrible than tho roar iHMonnl Hi ill nil nHlrt fa tut rn of tho mob falls us tho executioner expensive rugs and skins suggest PPulnr melodrama steps forward, i-trips oh the cnau- themselves mechanically, llko cosv tott"1 (Rtll8) .c,ml L. E. STORY, A. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURfJEON. IJ.iy ninl Night Office, Kooms 7 nnil 8, Holbrook Mock, ST. JOHNS, - OREuON S. H. GREENE Attorncy-nl-Lflw. Office: Room 9, llrcedun Ilitlld- . lug, corner Third nnd Washington streets, I'ortlnii(l,nii(l St. Julius. Phone: l'nclfic J09S. Residence: St. Johns Joseph AlcChesncy, A. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUKOCON Day and Nlelil Office In McClicsncy lllock I'lione WoodUwn 475 ST. JOHNS. - - ORIiO.ON DR. L. G. HOLLAND, PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON Residence: On Modoc Street. Phone Woodlaun 576. Office: Hol brook llrick lllock, rooms j nnd 4 Phone Hnst 3689. St. Johns, .... Oregon Dr. W. E. HARTEL, DUNTIST . . . 141. 1. . 1 11 ..... ......... 1 .1 n 1 inn iinnr iiiuiniiinr in I rnvnnr Tim t ntuiistui. un nrounu 01, say, live or v. , V v" six feet in height. Along this could ;"JP"1 10 suffered showing on his n- bo put shelves for books or odds fncc Vc,, of couwe. was in full and ends of whatever kind. A car- T'e of ' ""d'oncol" pet would bo improper, for It is Ira- " orso. fnr worst' WM "10. fut. r .111! t il l I tin tun Httfnrf lltmf it nninrj it'liti ftt 11 UV IIIU MMIWI VUIIIUU utiuio tniu in u In- luid to drink 11 lampagne. In tho Crown nnd llrldnc Work n SH;cliilty Rooms 1 niul 1, Holbrook lllock, St. Johns MARY MacLACHLAN Ph)lclan and Stirseon. Office in Ilollirook's lllock. Residence, The Raymond. office liout. 9 to 11 . in., t to 3 p. in, Offlce I'hoiie, Scoll 1104. lets, the gold braid, the gold but- chairs. 0 work iiihln nnd' n Inim ordinary way ginger nlo does duty OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D tons ensigns of n man's honor The fancy includes u piano pic- 0,1 tno UOlin's or ttint exhilarating and breaks across his knee the sol- turcs, glorious andirons sconces w'nc uit on this occcion soino dier's sword. And Drevftia ulnmln n.t,iin t i.'.. . ' fiend in liiiman form lm'd filled dm immobile, beaten upon by all tho nVor and . Bnl"lncii '. Yet In a proper boltl with lmrll" oil' "Wo 'nrod ,,,,0n" winds of fute. Only when tho sword nltlo tbn fnrnHiir.. .i.mit.i i. mn.. not leave tho stago till tliu full of . omttin vnimniiv i'tk i)n.Ht.)ie. - I.. 1 . . i I " iv Houiini u, ii ltlU I .1 II ...H 0 il I. T miujib in uvaiu a greui cry comes commonplace with a discarded look. "IC. liroI' . snm "u 01 lll0!U w" from him-a male cry, sonorous and If you wll, to bo In keeping. Things jook part In this unusual festivity 1 RarnonfRr 311(1 ClUltraRtfir. Htt:f": half broken down are fit for n lo l'10. ,wr tcf """ward, but how UOIJD IIDI QMU UUII liUIUIl wn ma neatis oi my who anu quaint utility there nnd ns clothes wo """,IC l,mi "Cl "ol 0,10 01 ildren I bwear 1 urn Innocent! I onco decent on Sundoy come to bo know." cur it I Vive la I ranee I" .0 onlv on Snlnr.ba. n,i il..,i. n In n onco poinilar drama I And tho mob, in tho streets llv the duv or liv the loll. I'luns ninl opcrfrTcntlotiK furnished on I nnplh'ullou. ? w CmXOOOCh0mXmXhXmXhX0X00 New Bargains This Week I; 50XIIW Not h JeiMry utivct fi,xx) X looxuw lwt coiiwi South Jeuuy Muut Ho v ' X SOKiau. bent im-oiiHr HOKrily JeiMiy ulieut la.ooo S( ,Vkhhi oil Ji4-y HlK'vt with Niity wall mid iilhty 1,500 i'i A UHltri Irfinrk, um fe-l of ixmtollleo , . . 2,750 ! 1 50x100, iwHitli Hi. JoIiiio, iny Niyiuoiits 400 J5.M00 with iiUVy ami wall on JeiMiy slumt ''.7.S0 loaxicx. h iiMiui Iioiiik'. fiult, fine liver view a, 150 3 loU, Vmi ill, U'illniiKlU' llouloviiiil yoo 1 licit uinr cur Um' ami N. I', niilnutl 1,300 50x100 011 I vadium utieet 150 Ntfw 7 10 mi Ihmim, 75.MOU, fmit 3((0o itNJMix). liitv fiH'UHy nite, on itiilioad I lout nim! M. &wy, on Jmjjey stujei , 7,-50 5XlOP. Jvtuey all eel 1,300 ItllkillfMi liK'iltilHIk flit U'lll. H. G. OGDEN KfvUw Olliiv. ST JOHNS, OK KOON OOiXCOCOOChXOOCm:0CChOCk5000 Keep in Imicli willi the Western World, Business and MarKiH hy subscribing for the Monthly Investors' Guide M ' IWlm-M.t stuvi piur.ui Oujjoii High Priced Oumblebeee. Many years ago tho farmers of Australia imported bumblebeosfrom I!llidimd mill knl ilium fruo In lln.tr! clover lleiiix. Ilefore the arrival of tho bees clover did not llotirlbh in Australia, but after their eomim; tho farmers had no more dillleultv 011 that rcorc. Mr. Darwin had shown that bumblebees were tho only injects fond of clover nectar which ponH'SM'd a probojcis sulll- cieittly long lo reach tho bottom of the long, liibeliko llnwers and tit the siiiiui time 11 body heavy enough to bend down tho plover head so that tho Mieii would fall on the in K'ct'ri back mid thus bo carried olT to fertilize other (lowers of the same hpecies. Tin bumblebees rent to Australia co4 the furinem there about half 11 dollar apiece, but thoy proved lo bo worth the price. The Very Cirlieil Colni. No one kuoivn exai'tly when or where the original coin was "struck" or wlml metal was used. Certain paragon in Homer would leail to tho inference that brass was coined a earlv as Ihe vear 1181 H. ('. Trad 1 1 1011 nlllrms (hat the Chiuoe had hroiue eoiiiii as early as the j oar IIVO It. ('., but llerodo- tus, Hie iickuowlcib'cd "father of olllcers of the Itcptihlican guard. Out. niowiy It pastes the long files of tho soldiery, just beyond sword reach lest an impulsive saber should reach tho "traitor's" heart. Tho little man is dressed in black rags now. Hut lie marches stemlilv. lis head bu uiujr un oiuuniay anti men on , .. V "iv , t AUCiUST L-ets, at Friday, and so on, so odds and ends ,cn,,i,!8 "t,tr0" ;,wl', wi nlo tho A1( AkKheav Mrect, 1 I in Pr"P"e '' o snowy oropicu I'rencll lilnck, .St. J last usual) 111 ute enii 01 1110 ttic. 1 r" ,,UI onc n'U"1 11,111 "' lllcro ln uiu view 01 uic nutiiencu walling for the fall of tho curtain. Hut tho man who controlled tho curtain ro fused to lowe" it. "You'll ha;o to stay dead," said II... ll... I 1 ii u fc. ius, un uiu n.oi imw, uowis: ns Hiey grow familiar and won "Death 1 Death It is tho an- other parts of the house huvo it Hi er ranee. 1 nr puraiio tiegins. use-as oltl companions in an n I IIU IIUIO LTOU I IS ICtl nOW llV IWO Wn non Rl,.e,.,w l n.1nn.. . UOUST WIMIKLM. Idocks .itst of the oluts, Onxou, ind Diplomatic. "llr. Gidsmnre," began the young man, "when you proposed to vour i lw vt-ice, "unless you prom- wife, or to tho estlmablo ladv who h W ' l"it moiith'rt salary C. A'ARION SALISBURY (lrnJnnlc Optician Will tent the eyes free of elmrgc. Jcrey Street. St. Johns, Oregon. is now Mrs. (Jfdmnnrrv illd lin I nil from toiliuht'ri receipts. Mnvu vour erect. 'I hero is not 11 otiiver in him, you lo 111k her father i" right hand if yon agree. 1'vo wit mi unit la HI ilrill.ol wuir,... r n I "V m .li.l l... " ..it .i.i.. ... I nuiinj luir.i " ' ...... u. .1 1 kinu win, 1111 iitM. iiiiiiuiv ru- 1 ..v.... Kildler. When he passes the fence, plied Mr. nidsmore. did Tho ladv could not uri'tie. but behind which tho mob seethes, lie "And did voti trv to shirk tbn fchu waited a full minute. Tho inn- cries once more his innocence and job?" tinecr remained obdurate. Then "Vivo la I'rame!" What ho says "Well, como to think of it, I did. tho actre' right hand moved ever they cannot hear, but they answer I I believe I tried to get her to do slightly and tho curtain fell. mm wun cnicirying clamor. To tno asking, pon mv soul. Ha. ha " i-oiuion Answers, the Journalists he snvs. "Tell natural varnunei. Fluid resins or oil from several different trees nro extensively iifcd in tho Philippine us varnishes. One docs ho give way to ear or anger, your knees shake, and was your ' them, called oil of supa, is a imlo "And when voti did ask him of Franco I am innocent 1" And thov course voti had to sneok to him call him "Judas" and "traitor." Not finally" once does be lower his head in this "Of cotirso I did. Of course." grim paratlo of agony. Not onco "And when you did ask him did Goodrich & Goodrich, AKCIHTUCTS Pull Profcloiial Services Plve Per Cent. t Saint Johns niul Portland, Ore. N. A. GEE Houw Mover nnd As though ho had mado himself tonguo dry, and did you huvo s'taco J'c'Ie-w liquid when fresh, but it Iron, ho passes, proclaiming his guiltless honor and his love for France. anco Thompson in Suc cess Magiune. Hie Weapon. fright general! v?" "I was scared to death." "Well, that's tho way I fed. I told Gladys I knew I could find tome mutual bond of sympathy bo- becomes dark and viscous after con tact with the air. Spread in n thin layer it dries slowly and forms 11 hard varnUh. It is also cuimblo of being burned in 11 lamp. Another twecn us when I riimo to tell' vnn natural varniSh is balao. also called In some parts of Ireland It is a I that el.o has promised to marrv f npltong. It is white when1 cuttom iimong bunk clerks to speak mo." Life. fresh, but darkens after exposuro ' of 0110 another as "oUlcers" to the nnd mukes n very tough varnish. 1 bank, but little Jim Ilendcr, the re- Teek Him Down Poo. 0" pnnoo is a third variety, in- cenlly imported Cockney waiter in The young doctor to whom the u-'r'or tho others in its drying u County Mayo hotel, was not aware iEeculopian oath wus Greek lookod properties. Cliemictil analysis has of this piutom. contemptuously at tho old woman hown that all theso wood oils con- . .. - ll-l .-.A, l.- .1 eisi euiiroiy 01 nyurocaruons Known as sesquiterpenes. "Have you seen unv of our olllcers who had como to tho uptown hos here this morning?'' asked a lord- pital where ho was an interno to in ly knieht of the utiill of Jim a few ouiro about her son. m -.in ,i. tiiia til - hihtory," is of the opinion that tho ' "e has cercbro neurosis, I told "invented" coins Mime time '"m K'nnceo Keemy ni 111s l.ulmn during the ninth i rntury It. (V One of the oldest coiiik now known is 11 gold dune, coined by Hut Persians during the reign of Darius On one hide of this coin is 11 bust of Darius and on the other sido u figure of a kneeling archer. Some Johnion Definition!. An exhibition of tho rolics of Dr. Interro- I vnn nnr " lin nll gutor. "Oh, dear," said tho woman, for baimic Johnson in London recalled " usMr," ho answered promptly: she was not as ornntclv eduented ns oino of the reumrkiible definitions "it isn't three minutes ago since one the young physician, "is it as bad as Vi'ii rcmarku,)' "' inserted in his of 'em went out with his sword bo- that? New what do vou call it?" dictionary. Among them not tho "Neurosis," said the surgeon. Mf"1 cu"us ,"0 one given for "Don't I talk nluln enough for ..nctwo;k, which was defined as Made it iven. vnn?" "onything reticulated or decussated Ctirran, when master of tho rolls t h ..nv4i.in nt- nt equal distances, with interstices n Irfland, was going ono day to a trntion?" inquired tho woman tween tho mterscctions." Other lcvc at the cnstlt. There was a "You will pardon me, sir. My cd omUil"K definitions are: "Cough grft prrs of carriages, wher. all at uention WBS njong morar.. rathcr J convulsion of the lungs vclltcnted once he was startled by the pole of (nBn tejentfic lines." "J" 60mo e'mr serosity," "Man not the carrinee which followJ him Ti.nP. n : ..m woman, not a bov. not a beost." . I IIMk n n llUk BUII1U LUll 1L. BUILI I ..i. a - the young physician as he got ready to mako a run for tho ambulance at tho door. New York Telegram. Mugwump. ".Mugwump" was an old Algon quin word for a chief, which was used in a seventeenth centurv In. 1 ill II llilil.i In I r iliwt.il "r...,,li.;,... ....... ... ..m.......v v v,i ... I., II, , . ,, 1 .1 ... .... -- . ' . ArUjlllll.l lli..llnli III l.n . n 1.1. vapiaiu" or "ilulio" in the Kngliih 1 " "' , , " , . V, ' ! version. It was iMirroued bv tho ,,l$t,1.v P.ut hU ,,,t?u out ,of 1,10 .New F.nghiuders as a nieknauio for J'i"dow' CT?nL to h,ls "hnmn: most superior persons, verv like tho ?top, st.ml '1 ho nolo of the car Knululi "i-reat paniaiidruni ." and . T,UK .1k)1''"J driven iiito us." llrst iiimlif..! in ij ......i,.! .w,ioui i Arrah, then, it's all riiiht airain. it leiiMt to Itepuhlicans who deserted onT 10M' SttU 1 tor vo JJt "sympathetic nature," to which she their party on ground of principle ' ',ruvm' P0, lnto tho ca"'aS0 be- constantly referred, that mado her it tho presidential election of 1SS4. 1 ", Repairer .J Hnuncs inoveil, rnUcit nnd 're paired. Odd job of nil klmU. l'rointit service, reiiMinnbleclmrees. Ivnulioc mid Ciitlln streets. Phone Woodlnwii sS6, , Sidiit Johns ... Oregon F. M. LASIIBAUGII I'ucl (urnlilied, cither short or 1"HK. Draylng uiul tcum-work of every kind. Prompt service. Terms rcuMiiinble. Corner Jercy and Cnlllii, ST. JOHNS -fri LAUREL LODGE " No. 186 I. O. 0. F. sr. Johns. oi:oon Meets each Monday evening In Odd l'cllow hull, nt H;oo. VUitorn welcomed. o H, S, Hewitt, N. G. P. It. Poole, Secretary. G. W. OVERSTREET, PLUMnnu Hnllirook lllock, loj'.Soutli Jerey street. Phone Union aSj. Saint Johns Oregon Feeling Overcrowded. was Uoubtless .Mrs. Howe a O. M.I'.M'I.K O. I . MCKKII I Faulk & Merrill Con Flour Hay, drain, (iroiuul Feed, Paints, Oils and Building Materials Phone Fast 713 Unlvorelty Park, . Oregon WOOD liny sour wood .it the Did KvImI.K Peninsula Feed & Fuel Ce, Coat For Sale. CUeuu ami dry klabwood. Phone Idikl J07. LiiLHfltV eft Dividing a Journey. t An Hnglishman waa sent out on a j jouri.ey to take a parcel to a placo j about twelve miles from M!don, :i Kavx, n littlo town near the coast. that w umei-er 1 iiun.t ini, td. nm. ne started nttiier into in tne day try I lind your work at sixes and !,is '""ter w,w surprised to see him tone, sevens and vou sprawled out reading oacK i0" n,ter lUrK ou sureJJ tho news?"" haven't been there and buck," his Qum Shoo Work. Mumes!" she said severely. The butler looked up 'with guilty Hush. 1 allies, sue asKed, "liow is carry so many burdens which did not belong to her. Her sufferings were many, but tho statement of them often roused her family to 1111 rut, "How's your head this morning my dear?" inquired Mr. Howe one a properly solicitous Tension an nllownnco mado to any ono without un equivalent. Ip hnglund it is generally understood to mean pay to a stato hirelinu for treason to his country." Mere Slghtseere. "Tho chief trouble of tho min ers," says an ollieiul of Alaska, "is the lack of variety in their food. Ono day a youug fellow fresh from his lot turned into Seattle and en tered a hotel. "'Bring mo some pork and bean? was his request. Tho food was brought. 'Now bring me three wozen oysters. Tlio waiter com- licd. BUILT BY W.C.ADAMS CONTRACTOR and BUILDER .nt .11 ..... . .1 . t oen, ma am, 1110 tnr.ier an swered, "I should sav it was on ac count of them old rubier soled ten- i now have w iltt it a cnulilc riMilont architect, ninl we- can m-ingc to advance money to all tlu m' who desire to tmild homes. Shop Second Door West of I'oslofficc ST. JOHNS - - 0R1U10N nis shoes vou ro about the house." alwuv s weann employer said to htm. "Xo, master, the man replied; halfway theer, and it begau daru, so 1 comu back ag goo t other half termorrer, ni'i - 1.-1 PI,ed. With the two dishes before un laini, VillllU 111 II HOI- I 1,J ..-!- . I 1.1, ... . .1 u oico irom oeni no, "It won't be any iiiin t 11 him the '1,iner proceeded to say: ''Si ?ST K. I-rk nnd'beans, you liae ! 7 sot can't get Cousin 'John' ung and lnJeK Tv , n' f " W in to git Marychina and mother's ees aSd 1 i" 1 " 't0f in. fll Harriet's wisdom teeth out of it for If J0 8?d NJW s,t?."d ' n u 1 r oj nie and eo me eat oysters." OW MllUUIVt S.C.NORTON . Ro- Estate ))Q J Ins urn tice Restdent agent N, V. Korea & Co. llo S, Jersey street. Phone Hast 6,390. St. JohnsOreRon Bon Ton Barber Shop MANSFIKM) & KaKmi.ui.v, I'irst class work and clean hot towels for patrons. Hair cutting a specialty, Agents (or W est Coast Laundry. Jersey street St. Johns Mail Schedule Mail arrives at St, Johns at 7:10 a, 111, anil 1:15 p. 111, Leaves at 10:20 a, 111., anil 4 MS p. m. Office open week ilay from 6:45 a ' to 6:10 p. 111. Sundays from 9 to jo a, in No mails arrive or depart Sunday,. Why Suffer from Rheumatism? Do you know that rheumatic pains can Iw relieved? If you iiottDt tins just try one application 01 uiamoerlaiti's lun Halm. It win make rest and sleco invisible. and that certainly means a re-.it deal to any one alllietcd with rheu- mnti.Mii. hor sale bv St. Johns Drug Store. Central Market! Holbrook lllock. The finest of calliuir cards at Tlu Review office. See us for the Choicest Cuts of the llest Meats Obtainable. Orders filled ami Family Trade Solicited The Wellington KNIGHT 4 GIOVER. Proprietors. Fine Wines atid Liquors. Family Supplies a Specialty. Kansa Citj Star. One Dollar will ht you to eye glasses ur spec tacles. Perfect fit guaranteed. Vuur eyes fitted at home. Write for free booklet describing our mclliil. Uememher, the glasses we fit you to are worth S3. 50 any where on earth. Our price, only $1.00, OUR REPAIRING department l mod complete. M tin ipriog II .00. Witch cleaned 11.00. Send roar woik br reittered mtiL C50 lepsirt nr witch. METZGER & CO. Ill SIXTH STREET, FOBTLASD, OU. 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